Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm Tracy Grimshaw.
Speaker 1: Welcome to a parent affair tonight.
Speaker 2: We're coming to you from my bedroom.
Speaker 1: Some things makable since than others.
Speaker 3: Hitch as Tradian gymnast one commodore games Goald in nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1: That his performance on the Pommel Horse India, Marcus, grow up.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 4: You are a.
Speaker 2: Cheap tramp and a filthy liar.
Speaker 1: This is just I'm still to play a couple of mitches. Reckon.
Speaker 2: We should include Jenna's name in the opener.
Speaker 1: Tell about a compromise. We'll say your name, but it's
Speaker 1: said in the simlish drap luby perfect Now he is Mitch,
Speaker 1: Juli and Michie.
Speaker 2: Hellu manganou what Oh you've gone similars for the opener.
Speaker 2: Bro should be friend or it's gonna be really weird
Speaker 2: for anyone who's not familiar with the sims.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very foreign. Sorry about that. And I actually
Speaker 1: wanted to say high to Jenna, but I forgot what
Speaker 1: I said in the opener, and I didn't want to
Speaker 1: just make another one out rang Garbies.
Speaker 2: Something that began with j I remember that much high Jenny,
Speaker 2: third week, I know, just here every.
Speaker 1: Week, welcome back. It feels like we haven't been doing
Speaker 1: shows for a while. I don't know why we've.
Speaker 2: Been doing it week okay, I just feeling occurrence as usual.
Speaker 1: I feel a bit rusty. I mean, this is mean,
Speaker 1: that's Jenne. Just in case people feel the same way
Speaker 1: as me, they're a bit confused. I have a present
Speaker 1: for you, Michel.
Speaker 2: Yeah so so you would mentioned just before, But what's
Speaker 2: the occasion? Like, why have you got me a gift?
Speaker 1: Friendship?
Speaker 2: Okay, friendship, I don't know why, but my I just
Speaker 2: immediately get starts. So I'm like, what is this going
Speaker 2: to be?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 1: Two male friends can get each other a gift doesn't
Speaker 1: mean they're fucking you know, everyone always thinks must be Jenna.
Speaker 1: I assume that's got your present. Geno went better fucking
Speaker 1: but you didn't hear it. Everyone thinks it. And no,
Speaker 1: we're not for those who everyone's thinking we're not.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna be in one of the mood for
Speaker 2: you just make shitter.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a really bad mood today. Should we
Speaker 1: check the traffic? Just a joke, just a joke. I'm
Speaker 1: going to give you a gift and all will be
Speaker 1: smoothed over. Okay, because I think this is better than
Speaker 1: your birthday. What did I get him again? The waited blanket?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that, weighted anxiety to use it.
Speaker 1: We facetimed and he was in a blanket.
Speaker 2: I'm like ship, yeah, but this person he went quie
Speaker 2: for ten seconds.
Speaker 1: I'm like, get it off him someone. I thought it'd
Speaker 1: all right, so closure.
Speaker 2: I can hear bottles thinking, hi.
Speaker 1: Closure, I put your hands out both because it's quite
Speaker 1: heavy out.
Speaker 2: Further like body of Christ, keep you from eternal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right? Three two one. I had to
Speaker 1: drive right across the city to get this for you,
Speaker 1: but because I love you, I'm scared.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Happy? It's the Kylie Rose.
Speaker 2: I thought this wasn't in Sydney yet it's not, but
Speaker 2: I got it. I signed up to the mailing list
Speaker 2: so that i'd be notified when it was near me.
Speaker 1: Where did you get it? I made one simple call
Speaker 1: to make it happen. Contact close with Kylie. You're making
Speaker 1: it up again, she joins me. Now, didn't even know.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: I drove to my local bottle. How to get a
Speaker 1: bottle of red for myself.
Speaker 2: And Hayden you're kidding and they just had it.
Speaker 1: Now Hayden went into gay panic. Who's that wrist went
Speaker 1: up and he went, but I've.
Speaker 2: Just been checking my emails daily, going the kylimin o' rose.
Speaker 2: When's it gonna happen? Like I said, I signed up
Speaker 2: for alert? How did you just.
Speaker 1: Find I didn't give a ship to be honest, and
Speaker 1: Hayden bought six. He bought a half case and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I know you've been crapping on about it,
Speaker 1: so I brought you one. O thank you very glasses,
Speaker 1: so I am benefiting. Let's have one.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't have killed you to pop it in the fridge.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I left it in there.
Speaker 2: So that flute that you're about to hand me is smash.
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: It's water droplets droplets, dun take one.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: We've been getting smash.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is becoming an issue. It is a Friday
Speaker 2: night too. We have no work tomorrow.
Speaker 1: It is a Friday night. I have cleaned the glasses too,
Speaker 1: so I don't worry.
Speaker 2: Wonderful. So, speaking of gifts, I was actually thinking the
Speaker 2: other day Jenna, we should get gifts back in episode thirteen,
Speaker 2: Mitch gave you a she's a still alive. Everyone keeps
Speaker 2: like saying, oh, is it alive? But I feel like
Speaker 2: enough time has passed that it would actually be weird
Speaker 2: if it was still alive. Like Visias don't have the
Speaker 2: longest line. Yes, I do, Sylvia does. Really, she's alive.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought she was going to die.
Speaker 1: But where you thought?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: Remember I think I mentioned that she was floating on
Speaker 5: the bottom and it was sad.
Speaker 2: So I'm sharing the rods alas he just holds out
Speaker 2: a glass in my direction.
Speaker 1: The royalties for fucking dancing must have dried up because
Speaker 1: it's not cheaper bottle.
Speaker 5: So I went to pet Barn to ask them for advice,
Speaker 5: and I put the water in and gave them you
Speaker 5: know how they test the water and stuff.
Speaker 1: It's a great story. What did you ask.
Speaker 2: Alive on that?
Speaker 1: Okay, but we're testing the water at pep Bun and yes.
Speaker 5: So I thought she was dying, but then she recovered covered.
Speaker 2: She looks very sickly. Yeah, but she's hanging out.
Speaker 1: I think that's that. Literally, Yeah, she's just feeling the vibe.
Speaker 1: But we want to photo at least post it to
Speaker 1: the to the secret Facebook course. Thank you? Could we
Speaker 1: do a little cheers? Yes? Friendship?
Speaker 2: Absolutely nothing, exactly right? All right, we'll likes to know
Speaker 2: that Sylvia is still kicking. What have we got on
Speaker 2: the show today?
Speaker 1: It really is a big show. We have another mispronunciation.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, we've discovered a new one. This is like
Speaker 2: our favorite thing to do.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: We just get such a kick out of it. And
Speaker 1: now I can't watch content in any way, shape or form. Radio,
Speaker 1: TV podcast is streaming without wanting someone to mess up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm same. I'm like constantly scanning for someone to
Speaker 2: mispronounce something and I found one. So we'll get to
Speaker 2: that later on. You've also got a teacher coming on.
Speaker 1: I've got a teacher coming on because I just thought
Speaker 1: that I was scrolling through some of the comments. And
Speaker 1: we've had people comment on our videos that Mitch Coombs
Speaker 1: are beloved. His famed bog and Gate video is being
Speaker 1: taught as part of the core rubric again in some
Speaker 1: schools in Australia.
Speaker 2: And ever since he pointed this out, it's just been
Speaker 2: happening more and more. Every time I go live on TikTok,
Speaker 2: They're like, I watched you in class, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: how Yeah, this just keeps happening. Yeah, people keep being
Speaker 2: shown my bloody YouTube video and class is it because
Speaker 2: twenty that just lazy with homeschooling. Here's a fucking YouTube
Speaker 2: video can teach yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I also want to know what's like. I
Speaker 1: hope it's for comedy. I hope it's not for like
Speaker 1: ancient history, like these are famous bitches, Cleopatra, Margaret Thatcher,
Speaker 1: this boy from Bogan Gate.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, we'll find out later on. We've got a
Speaker 2: teacher coming on and he said, you're going to get
Speaker 2: her to do a role playing.
Speaker 1: Yes, I want.
Speaker 2: We're going to be the students. She'll teach it to
Speaker 2: us like she does her student.
Speaker 1: We'll be pupils for a little bit and she will
Speaker 1: teach us exactly how she teaches the kids. So that'll
Speaker 1: be fun.
Speaker 4: Great.
Speaker 1: Of course, we start the show the same way every
Speaker 1: week with and is it just me? We call them igems,
Speaker 1: dive in and something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's. Jenna has
Speaker 1: no idea what's happening. But I'm going to go first
Speaker 1: and it's feeling like I'm have a sip of the
Speaker 1: Kylie Rose. I haven't tasted it yet, and I'll dive in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: actually we should.
Speaker 2: Okay, the room temperatures off putting firstly, Oh oh did
Speaker 2: she hear that? Hmmm, It's got a bit of a
Speaker 2: kick to it, doesn't it.
Speaker 7: I like it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it. It does feel like it would
Speaker 2: give me a shocking headache. That next saying like rose headaches,
Speaker 2: like they hit different.
Speaker 1: I've got the feeling that this wine brand won't quite
Speaker 1: like her many relationships.
Speaker 2: Last, Hey Dad, is it just me.
Speaker 1: A barbecue chickens? Shit?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never gotten the fat through that.
Speaker 1: There's nothing about them that I enjoy other than the skin,
Speaker 1: which is always the part that I get. They get
Speaker 1: snatched out of my hand. Mom always goes, don't touch
Speaker 1: the skin. That I go straight to your heart. You
Speaker 1: have cardiac arrest. It's all I want.
Speaker 2: Really, the skin is where she's gonna draw the line.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, well there's other things. She's cool, but there's
Speaker 1: nothing enjoyable about a dry, bloody, hormone ridden barbecue tchuop.
Speaker 2: They're so dry and I never understand why that's people's
Speaker 2: go to like Mama will be like, oh, let's just
Speaker 2: you know, feeling like you just get a barbecue chicken
Speaker 2: the bread rolls, and I'm like, I have a.
Speaker 5: Friend always says that whenever for dinner, I'll just go
Speaker 5: and get a go down Woolies and get a chicken.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll just go to office works and get a
Speaker 1: sheet of cardboard and chuck it on some male and
Speaker 1: a white roll. Bet nothing worse. And my mum would
Speaker 1: always go, I want the breast meat. We'll take it,
Speaker 1: because that is sous sits there, the two little breasts that,
Speaker 1: by the way, are not meant to be that size.
Speaker 1: I mean, we pumped our chickens.
Speaker 2: With did you reckon?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? The amount of hormones we put into
Speaker 1: our meat is horrendous. Remember before KFC, there was like
Speaker 1: people really knew what healthy, good food and nutrition was.
Speaker 1: It was like fifteen twenty years ago. KFC were pumping
Speaker 1: like a legal shit into their chicken. And then people
Speaker 1: cotton down and they're like, oh, now they're advertising is
Speaker 1: like popcorn chicken get ten with a zingerburger and there's
Speaker 1: no hormones.
Speaker 2: Oh right, So that's why they make a point of.
Speaker 1: That yeah, because the little girls were getting breasts at
Speaker 1: three years old. Because it's true, true, it's true, true.
Speaker 1: Jenna was part of I was one of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she also had nineteen seventy three. Yes, Jenna was. Jenna
Speaker 1: was a formaldehyde girl. Um AnyWho, I fucking had it.
Speaker 1: I've almost choked on the barbecue chok at least twice.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like it might have been episode six
Speaker 2: of this podcast, and we did di y rooster rolls
Speaker 2: trying to replicate our own red rooster. Yes, with a
Speaker 2: barbecue chicken that you got for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got barbecue chicken and hot dog rolls, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: really buttery, like cheap shitty hot dog rolls.
Speaker 2: And like we literally choked.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, we could not swallow it.
Speaker 2: It was so dry. But my mum still swears by that.
Speaker 2: She really pushes her agenda.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Every time I'm on the phone to her, she's like,
Speaker 2: what are you doing for dinner? I'm like, I have
Speaker 2: made the mama, do you know, Oh, just do something easy.
Speaker 2: You can just get a barbecue chicken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad will go, oh love get some coal
Speaker 1: saw too, coal saws discussing, Oh yeah, give me some
Speaker 1: wet mayo lettuce.
Speaker 2: Lovely did they ever do just the entire slab of
Speaker 2: beetroot thing?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, maybe it's away. You
Speaker 1: have the little round half moon nette that would sit
Speaker 1: on it. I remember vividly one Christmas, my uncle Adrian,
Speaker 1: his soul, he's still alive, but he's Christian, and we're
Speaker 1: all drinking cans, and literally he looked at me and went, yeah,
Speaker 1: he went, look you my drink. Oh yeah, he went
Speaker 1: there's a fly in here. And I went, oh no,
Speaker 1: and he went and you know what, and he drunk
Speaker 1: it and he went, my immune system, we'll squash it.
Speaker 1: And I went, oh, okay, you would never be afraid
Speaker 1: of these things, never be afraid of flies.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then he had a mental break for a while.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I would say afraid is the
Speaker 2: right word, Like, no one's afraid of fires, they're just
Speaker 2: fucking annoying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, more like, don't be afraid of this body, and
Speaker 1: you can eat a fly. Don't be a pussy foot,
Speaker 1: I think is what he was trying to say, because
Speaker 1: I think I was a bit sort of drama kid.
Speaker 2: But again, like no one's going to go out of
Speaker 2: their way to eat a fly. Like if it happened,
Speaker 2: you're just like, oh well, like no one thinks they're
Speaker 2: going to die. True, there was no message in that,
Speaker 2: But I think's really dumb.
Speaker 1: I think he saw the opportunity and, for lack of
Speaker 1: a better word, flew with it. Bub your chickens the worst?
Speaker 1: Any other like easy meals that you hate? Well, like
Speaker 1: there's one that I love, it's controversial. Obsessed with Devon.
Speaker 1: I love a good Devon.
Speaker 2: You love a bit of Devon, But I would never
Speaker 2: buy it myself. Like, if it's there, I'm like, sure one.
Speaker 1: True or cocktail, little cocktail weenies, little.
Speaker 2: Little boys, little boys about I like them, and.
Speaker 1: I will eat them out of my way to buy
Speaker 1: them exactly. But if they're there, I will eat them.
Speaker 1: But Bubby Chicken, I will actively avoid. You know, when
Speaker 1: you're chewing it, you go, oh yeah, there's not enough
Speaker 1: moisture left to swallow it, and you sort of and
Speaker 1: it sort of gets half way down your throat and
Speaker 1: you go, oh my god, I'm gonna die.
Speaker 5: And then your chest really hurts.
Speaker 1: It's all the time, all the time. It's like clad glue.
Speaker 2: I don't understand it at all. Another, how do you
Speaker 2: feel about the stuffing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'll put that in a body on
Speaker 1: bread and eat it every day.
Speaker 2: A slaps but still dry, like I don't understand why
Speaker 2: you put everything on bread totally.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I've got to get that off my chest. Thanks
Speaker 1: for listening for that, coming to my Ted talk. Are
Speaker 1: you ready for yours?
Speaker 2: Mitch, Yes, I am. Let's do it, Bradley, Is it
Speaker 2: just me? Do Channel nine youth need to calm down?
Speaker 1: I mean yes, yeah, all news stars really, especially at
Speaker 1: the moment.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like all news maybe, but I'm really
Speaker 2: starting to notice Channel nine as a repeat offender. Right,
Speaker 2: So do you remember last week all the controversy with
Speaker 2: New South Wales premier Gladys Very Jicklian.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, holl she wanted to do was
Speaker 1: have a nice little sex and someone was filming and
Speaker 1: recording her and the poor thing.
Speaker 2: No, there was no filming of recording. We don't know
Speaker 2: what was exactly howllgen but she had a dodgy boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Apparently we've all been there.
Speaker 2: It's all secretive. Anyway, I was trying to get myself
Speaker 2: up to speed with the topics. So Daily Telegraph says
Speaker 2: the leader of the New South Wales opposition. Oh sorry,
Speaker 2: because this was the next day, right, because obviously, after
Speaker 2: all this controversy happened, the opposition leader saw that opportunity
Speaker 2: to be like.
Speaker 1: And she needs to get the hard time. She needs
Speaker 1: to be drilled a bit, right.
Speaker 2: Sure, I mean it, it's bound to happen. Parliament can
Speaker 2: be a bit like that. So Daily Telegraph says pretty
Speaker 2: much what happened. There's no over dramatizing it. She says.
Speaker 2: The leader of the New South Wales opposition has called
Speaker 2: Premier Gladyspiagicallian a fraud who should resign from her post.
Speaker 2: She said mids Beerergilian's testimony in front of the Independent
Speaker 2: Commission against Corruption had done irreparable damage to her credibility.
Speaker 1: Right, that's Fair're pretty factual. Yeah, this is.
Speaker 2: What Channel nine said. If you listened to their description,
Speaker 2: if you had no idea about this story, yeah, and
Speaker 2: you tuned in this was their lead story, you'd think
Speaker 2: something horrible had gone down. Listen to how they described
Speaker 2: this showdown in parliament good afternoon.
Speaker 7: It was explosive and fiery and this afternoon New South
Speaker 7: Wales Parliament resembled a battle ground as the opposition Lobb
Speaker 7: Grenade's at Gladys spuragicalian demanding answers over her secret affair
Speaker 7: with disgraced MP Daryl mcguine.
Speaker 2: I'm picturing Daniels Joyce, I'm picturing La Grenade.
Speaker 1: I'm picturing Dunkirk, that Harry Styles war film.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's not what happened.
Speaker 1: Why did you take grenade?
Speaker 2: I get it. That was a metaphor, like very necessary.
Speaker 2: You don't need to go that extreme. And I have
Speaker 2: ranted about this before on the podcast. It was back
Speaker 2: in episode twenty two.
Speaker 1: I believe good memory.
Speaker 2: Okay, I found a little grab of what I said.
Speaker 2: So that news reader, by the way, that we just
Speaker 2: heard was Divina Smith. Now listen back to the last
Speaker 2: time I ranted about Channel nine. Okay, Channel nine being
Speaker 2: the worst offender. The other day I saw someone say
Speaker 2: the retail sector in the country can only be described
Speaker 2: as a blood bath. I was like, really, I'm sure
Speaker 2: we could have thought of some other addictives there. It
Speaker 2: could only be described ye, and then he threw back
Speaker 2: to the bloody bitty at the desk and she's like, well,
Speaker 2: Charles's life, as we know it doesn't look like it's
Speaker 2: getting any better. Thank you, I thought, Divina, keep that
Speaker 2: to yourself. Divina at it again? Does she write her
Speaker 2: own scripts? Is what I'm wondering.
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Interesting, Perhaps she's a little melodramatic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Peter Overton is another repeat offender that language two.
Speaker 2: Oh definitely, But to imploy that there were grenades hurled
Speaker 2: in parliament.
Speaker 1: No, that's fake news.
Speaker 2: It's just it's way too dramatic for my liking. I
Speaker 2: just I'm thinking, what was Devena's diary, like as a
Speaker 2: teenager for silence? Like she just seems like she was
Speaker 2: She would take one thing and then she retells the story,
Speaker 2: makes it a million times more dramatic than it actually was.
Speaker 1: Okay, so, for example, the cafeteria were out of pizza pockets.
Speaker 1: She comes home and she sits down on her how's
Speaker 1: you day, sweetie, my daily nutrients, snatched the food that
Speaker 1: keeps my blood pumping.
Speaker 8: Stolen.
Speaker 1: Fief from my mouth?
Speaker 2: Okay, what's something really innocent? Yeah? I don't want to
Speaker 2: target Divena, but she's the only person I've seen.
Speaker 5: Doing It's funny, right, Divina's husband is in the army.
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh no, she'd come home and be like, hey, behabe,
Speaker 1: how's your day? She'd be like, blood by disaster, famine, tsunami.
Speaker 1: How about you, babe?
Speaker 2: Imagine she just gets a text of him, Babe, I
Speaker 2: just watch you on the news. And if you think
Speaker 2: Gladys and Jod's having an argument in parliament resembles a battleground,
Speaker 2: I've got news for YouTube. Nothing like it? Whatsoever? How
Speaker 2: would Divina yeah, tell the story of like Santa delivering
Speaker 2: presents to children on Christmas Eve? Oh god, opy, elderly
Speaker 2: man breaks and.
Speaker 1: Enters, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, unwanted visitor at the clock
Speaker 1: of pwll.
Speaker 2: Track path, the family home.
Speaker 1: Doll bludging grenn Dad cutting the crimsave, the strike of plel.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm making it, Elizabethan.
Speaker 2: What about like, what's something really innocent?
Speaker 3: Easter bunny, deformed, radioactive rabbit, giant festering animal carrying chocolate eggs?
Speaker 2: What about like I'm just trying to think of a
Speaker 2: really humble, innocent story. What about just like, why did
Speaker 2: the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Speaker 2: She would question his motives for sure? What does the
Speaker 2: chicken have to hide?
Speaker 4: Very true?
Speaker 1: Why was the chicken crossing in the first place, the
Speaker 1: question that needs to be answered.
Speaker 2: Rogue feathered animal jaywalked illegally, stopping oncoming trapping and posing
Speaker 2: a health hazard to the community.
Speaker 1: Narrowly missing innocent bystander, innocent children in broad daylight, more
Speaker 1: in the news in tandavena fucking stupid What else? What's
Speaker 1: really innocent?
Speaker 2: I can't think of anything innocent. My mind's going at
Speaker 2: the places.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going, We're going bad.
Speaker 2: What about Cliff with the big red dog? I reckon
Speaker 2: she'd have something to say about the hormone injections that
Speaker 2: you've mentioned already.
Speaker 1: She would, Yeah, yeah, yeah, the KFC hormone disaster trickles
Speaker 1: into your favorite childhood dog.
Speaker 2: Is this the example we want to set for our children? Overweight,
Speaker 2: sunburnt canine making its way into our homes and setting
Speaker 2: a poor example the report that no parent can afford
Speaker 2: to miss.
Speaker 5: What about blues clues?
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is?
Speaker 1: Crime fighting dog?
Speaker 2: Poor patrol.
Speaker 1: Kids think they're helping fight missing items in the dog's
Speaker 1: boil home, when in reality, is the dog in fact
Speaker 1: the Zodiac killer not Divina. I think you're the only
Speaker 1: one making that correlation. You're listening to is it just
Speaker 1: me a podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: And if you're listening on Apple podcasts, the one that
Speaker 2: you get on the iPhone usually just comes with its
Speaker 2: true unless you've deleted it. Make sure you go and
Speaker 2: leave us a review. There's a difference between a rating
Speaker 2: and review. By the way, you don't just pop five stars.
Speaker 2: Write something nice. If you can think of something, yeah,
Speaker 2: and we'll.
Speaker 1: Give you a shout out for God's sake, like Breezy Babe,
Speaker 1: she says, favorite podcast. She also says, have been listening
Speaker 1: to this pod since episode one and still get excited
Speaker 1: when they release a new episode. Couldn't recommend it more,
Speaker 1: but please stop playing the Nails on a Chalkboard audio.
Speaker 1: Oh we ever played that in a while?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I guess we won't again in awhile.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Maybe it's talking about may've talked about Jenner's aways out.
Speaker 1: It's a joke Jenner that came across as very mean,
Speaker 1: that wasn't actually nice.
Speaker 2: Apparently that found effect made her swerve into oncoming traffic
Speaker 2: the other day. So yeah, let's not play that again.
Speaker 1: Dig last thing when it is Lawso what about Braiden?
Speaker 1: Braiden says, my second favorite gay experience. Eh, what was
Speaker 1: your first? I don't even use the Apple podcast app,
Speaker 1: I use Spotify. This podcast gives me so much joy
Speaker 1: that it's the one thing I actually look forward to
Speaker 1: during the week.
Speaker 2: Shocking, that's lovely.
Speaker 1: Ten out of ten recommend. Blake James says best thing
Speaker 1: since two girls won cap Bike. Oh no, that's I
Speaker 1: haven't seen that. Have you seen that much?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh here we make Jenna watch it.
Speaker 2: I feel sick thinking about it.
Speaker 1: I can't believe we did that. We've put your through
Speaker 1: some real shit, Jenna. Yes, I know what's better than one?
Speaker 1: Mitch too, get you a man who can do both
Speaker 1: and Jenna best part of my day while I'm wanting
Speaker 1: to neck myself at work. Keep up the awesome work
Speaker 1: and bring X rated talk in please?
Speaker 2: Oh really?
Speaker 1: Why do people want to hear about our sexy time?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's not much to say at this point. To
Speaker 2: be quiet, like.
Speaker 1: I'd say, mitches it to be a one second podcast episode.
Speaker 2: To be honest, excuse me?
Speaker 1: This be it?
Speaker 2: Hey? What are you saying?
Speaker 1: Nothing? If I had to talk about mine?
Speaker 2: Okay, please elaborate. What makes you think that this is
Speaker 2: the perfect soundtrack?
Speaker 1: It's the perfect soundtrack. They're saying, if you wanted me
Speaker 1: to talk about it, I could. There's action, there's a lot.
Speaker 2: Obviously you're in a relationship.
Speaker 1: It was actually not a li of very average amount
Speaker 1: of honest. I worked till midnights. Of God's sake. You
Speaker 1: can only ever do it in the daytime. The poor
Speaker 1: bastard has to see everything?
Speaker 2: How often?
Speaker 1: So many times we can?
Speaker 2: How often is that?
Speaker 1: Well, physically I can do it twice.
Speaker 2: But I and then in a week, Oh not.
Speaker 1: Just twice in my life. I'm not like a bee.
Speaker 1: I don't sting you with my tail and die. Well
Speaker 1: both love it, but then I'll die in your arms
Speaker 1: because my penis gets pulled out of its socket. Make
Speaker 1: sure your harves the hounding.
Speaker 8: Two.
Speaker 1: He's a passionate letter. He leaves behind. Yeah, a couple
Speaker 1: of times, to be honest, maybe two, three on a
Speaker 1: good week, on a bad week, one okay, But if
Speaker 1: it's not like you know, it's just whatever whatever else,
Speaker 1: bit of fun, you know, just like hand stuff.
Speaker 2: This review is interesting. They haven't left their name, but
Speaker 2: it says, oh yeah, just powered through forty episodes after
Speaker 2: coming across you on.
Speaker 1: TikTok mind, clearly.
Speaker 2: A couple of miches this week. You can find its ps. Yeah,
Speaker 2: helps the working day as a truck mechanic. Oh lot
Speaker 2: faster laughing at slash with you fellas and Jenna cheers
Speaker 2: for the good content. Well, thank you, no name.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's interesting.
Speaker 2: Truck mechanic. Yeah, I wond if we're blasting through the
Speaker 2: whole workshop.
Speaker 1: Yeah wait, I thought drug mechanic. That's some hard stuff.
Speaker 1: One of my cousins is a desil mechanic. Contracts. It's
Speaker 1: a tough job, always comes home dirty.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, obviously it comes at the jobson shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very true. Thanks for listening. What was the name
Speaker 1: of excuse?
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: That's very sweet. We our reviews. We've capped it. We're
Speaker 1: at two thirteen. Now. If you guys leave us a review,
Speaker 1: not just five stars, write something, we'll shut you out
Speaker 1: on the show because it also gets us up there
Speaker 1: and more listeners. And more listeners means we can do
Speaker 1: more stuff, and you know it's better for you.
Speaker 2: And I'm joining us a favor. Couldn't go ahead and
Speaker 2: leave us the review if you don't hardly mind? Now,
Speaker 2: if there's one thing that we love on this show.
Speaker 2: It's taking the piss out of a mispronunciation that we've heard.
Speaker 2: There's been a few. Now you couldn't say blinds properly.
Speaker 2: You add an extra syllable.
Speaker 1: I still can't say Blian's correctly.
Speaker 2: Say it again, Bian's And then what did I say wrong?
Speaker 2: I said extremely? Extremely.
Speaker 1: Then Georgia Gardner, our beloved journalist from Channel nine, said
Speaker 1: I don't know unknown's.
Speaker 2: She added an, well, we have another mispronunciation. I'm very
Speaker 2: excited about this. It's not an extra syllable, but it
Speaker 2: is the mispronunciation in my eyes. And the best part
Speaker 2: is that it's come from one of.
Speaker 1: Our own, someone from inside the team.
Speaker 2: Oh really, Jenna, producer Jenna groundskeeper groundskeeper Jenna, Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 2: a mispronunciation on your OWND and you to be honest,
Speaker 2: Dame Helen Mire.
Speaker 1: And your pronunciation coach would be rolling in her fresh grave.
Speaker 1: She still li No, Dame Judy didn't. Who's the one
Speaker 1: that taught you how to stand up with a book
Speaker 1: on your head? That's June June Delly Watkins may show
Speaker 1: she rests in eternal peace. She'd be livered because we've
Speaker 1: discovered a mispronunciation. That you didn't even pick up on.
Speaker 1: You just rolled straight through.
Speaker 2: I didn't pick up on it at the time, but
Speaker 2: I listened back after we posted the episode, and I
Speaker 2: was like, what the hell did she just say?
Speaker 1: Mitch called me, he went, can you just make sure
Speaker 1: that this is correct, because she's not that daft.
Speaker 2: It was when we were listening to other podcasts and
Speaker 2: we had to describe what we thought the male hosts
Speaker 2: look like. So here it is.
Speaker 5: I picture one of them to have like long hair
Speaker 5: and can't speak, and the other one to be bald.
Speaker 2: Bold bold, not bald bold bold. And she said it,
Speaker 2: not once but twice.
Speaker 1: And then Jenna, the other one, the deep voice at
Speaker 1: the very end.
Speaker 2: I think he's a bold guy. Yes, what now bold? Jenna?
Speaker 2: What the fuck you thinking he's old bold? When someone
Speaker 2: has no hair, they are bald, old bold Jesus Christianna.
Speaker 1: So say, for example, there's a man who works at
Speaker 1: the office. We all know him, he works on he's
Speaker 1: it guy named one descriptive thing about his face or
Speaker 1: his head's bold.
Speaker 2: It's not bald Randez. It's like saying, oh, I played
Speaker 2: bowling on the weekend and night. Can I tell you
Speaker 2: it was a very special day when my niece was
Speaker 2: a few months old. I was there to witness the
Speaker 2: first time she crawled. I can't say, well, really well
Speaker 2: you were.
Speaker 1: You're talking only a couple of weeks ago about your
Speaker 1: property that you have up in Burgun Gay. You're describing
Speaker 1: it just how it sprawled the country. But maybe I'm digressing.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to go over the facts. But it
Speaker 1: was sprolling. It was really just scrawled. The whole property
Speaker 1: was huge. God.
Speaker 2: One of mine and Janet's favorite TV shows What Is
Speaker 2: the Cloud's Daughters? And I'll never forget the day Claire
Speaker 2: McLeod died. I bowled my.
Speaker 1: As you should, rightly, so rightly, so yeah.
Speaker 2: That was a very sad moment.
Speaker 1: Was anyway?
Speaker 2: Why didn't you answer when I cold?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why not dinner?
Speaker 2: Why don't you shut up anyway?
Speaker 1: Jenny? Because your mum got rid of savage dog? Right, No,
Speaker 1: she didn't get rid of this dog, because you've got Tiger.
Speaker 1: And what happened to Jack's She got ready Jacks because
Speaker 1: I don't know if you heard, but he molded her cousin,
Speaker 1: he molder.
Speaker 2: Did you get a foot down?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That's no good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is the name of that guy.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's in the Beatles name McCartney. His birth name
Speaker 2: was Paul McCartney.
Speaker 1: I had a lot of his merch growing up, and
Speaker 1: I had to give it back because it all got recold.
Speaker 1: I taken away like it's a choking hazard. Don't take it,
Speaker 1: take it. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hello, I'll
Speaker 1: be home in about an hour. You can do that. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it's just samsu I'm getting any watching machine in stoled.
Speaker 1: I told them that would go. I told them not to. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I rudely interrupted, but I had to take it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't that that was uncalled for? That wasn't night. Sorry, Jenna,
Speaker 1: we should be making man.
Speaker 2: From when you were away on the podcast and Abby
Speaker 2: Chatfield filled in.
Speaker 1: Yes, loved her. She's very funny.
Speaker 2: And there were so many f bombs. Their listeners complained
Speaker 2: they were absolutely a pole.
Speaker 1: They were. Yeah, the adult language that was sharp, their
Speaker 1: sexual liberty and everything.
Speaker 2: God, I can't even tell you. I was so humiliated.
Speaker 2: The other day, I held up traffic. I was in
Speaker 2: the middle of a busy freeway driving a manual like
Speaker 2: I released the clutch too quickly and the engine start.
Speaker 1: Dangerous.
Speaker 5: I know bold, Okay, No, can I just test something? Okay?
Speaker 5: So when somebody is, you know, a bold person as
Speaker 5: in like bold personality, right, and then a bold.
Speaker 2: Head. Yeah, you can have a bold personality and type
Speaker 2: with a bold italic fond but you have a bald head.
Speaker 5: I know differently, I know that, but they're pronounced similar.
Speaker 2: They're not for me there, bold bald and.
Speaker 1: See this is like bowl Like you have a bowl
Speaker 1: of cereal and you roll the ball.
Speaker 2: It's like the difference between I'm in it for the
Speaker 2: long haul and I'm in it for the long hole.
Speaker 5: Yes, I know, but you know during the plague, its
Speaker 5: difficult pronunciation.
Speaker 2: It's not a joke.
Speaker 1: During the bubonic plague.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: That's what you said? Guys in the show? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: we have another segment.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Have you forgotten about that teacher we were getting?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I completely forgot. She'd be messaging me all day.
Speaker 2: That was your idea, right now.
Speaker 1: I completely organized the whole thing. She's got a teacher ship.
Speaker 1: Sorry here I am so cold co host. All right,
Speaker 1: well there we go. Mispronunciation. Not the O team. I
Speaker 1: just thought of.
Speaker 2: Hire working toward to McDonald's. What can I get for
Speaker 2: you frozen cope. Would you like larger or small?
Speaker 1: Smoldering? Is is there an in.
Speaker 2: That I think smoldering?
Speaker 1: I tried anyway, I think we've got maxed out.
Speaker 2: I've got a musical one now the dables into nightfall.
Speaker 1: To give up? Okay, let's get the teacher right. Sorry, Jenna,
Speaker 1: just live.
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Speaker 1: All right, if you're not on TikTok, you should be
Speaker 1: because we're on there.
Speaker 2: Right, Yes, of course we are at couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're on TikTok. We're doing well, almost like thirteen
Speaker 1: k subscribers.
Speaker 2: We're over thirteen thirteen k subscribers. No, sorry, you know
Speaker 2: you're keeping an eye thing.
Speaker 1: I know very part of the team. But there is
Speaker 1: something that's happening on TikTok, or certain comments that I
Speaker 1: should say that I've noticed that bleeding through to Instagram,
Speaker 1: some on Facebook. For those of you who don't know,
Speaker 1: I belove Mitchell Kombs. Right here is maybe most well known,
Speaker 1: but this is sort of the inciting incident that started
Speaker 1: your career. Is this right?
Speaker 2: The bogen Gate video about.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to hear it from your own limbs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the bogan Gate video. If you haven't heard it, I mean,
Speaker 1: this is a little taste.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's Mitchell coming to you from my hometown of
Speaker 2: bogan Gate. Whenever I tell people that I live in
Speaker 2: bogen Gate, I usually get asked questions for the first
Speaker 2: video I've ever made. When I was eighteen years old,
Speaker 2: the first time at ever I've made a video of
Speaker 2: just myself. First time I ever posted a video to YouTube,
Speaker 2: and it went viral, which was a terrifying experience. But
Speaker 2: all these years later, it's funny people aren't actually connecting
Speaker 2: the dots because I reposted it to my TikTok the
Speaker 2: other day because someone wrote in saying we were shown
Speaker 2: your bog and Gate video in class, and all these
Speaker 2: people in the comments were like, oh my god, I
Speaker 2: did not realize that was you. So people are now
Speaker 2: putting two and two together. It's had a resurgence.
Speaker 1: And there's the thing that I'm baffled at Jenna. They're
Speaker 1: teaching children with soft supple minds this video about Mitchell.
Speaker 1: They're showing the video. I'm poor I started the jfk assassination,
Speaker 1: the Buddy Hindenburg blowing up the Holocaust, and kids these
Speaker 1: days are being taught about you on the farm.
Speaker 2: I know it's weird. I still don't quite understand why,
Speaker 2: but I've had a lot of people say it to
Speaker 2: me over the years. We were showing your video in class,
Speaker 2: and then when I reposted it the other day, so
Speaker 2: many comments from students saying that they go Tick taught
Speaker 2: it too, And I'm like, it must be in the
Speaker 2: fucking curriculum, the poor things.
Speaker 1: What would the example for that be, Like, I don't
Speaker 1: know the boys hair.
Speaker 2: I don't even know the relevance to English or whatever
Speaker 2: it's being taught in.
Speaker 1: Well, that's exactly the reason we have Missus Hennessy joining
Speaker 1: us on the line. Oh Missus Hennessy.
Speaker 2: Hi guy, tell you hi, welcome you the show.
Speaker 1: We're protecting your name just so the students can't identify you.
Speaker 1: And if we often get distracted, just do that, you
Speaker 1: know that to wrangle us all in if you yes, please.
Speaker 2: But you are a real life teacher. You commented on
Speaker 2: my TikTok saying that you teach students my video or
Speaker 2: you show it to them. I've removed that comment that
Speaker 2: the people can't stalk you. We're keeping it incognito today.
Speaker 2: Missus Hennessy is not the name.
Speaker 1: God, We're good.
Speaker 2: But you're a real teacher and this is a real
Speaker 2: thing that happened, right I am, and it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, And just as a side, we do still
Speaker 4: teach the Holocaust.
Speaker 1: That's very important. So how do you one teach the
Speaker 1: students about Mitchell Coombs and his bog and Gate video?
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it for like a video course? Is
Speaker 1: it for I don't know, same sex marriage studies? Who knows.
Speaker 4: Well, Look, there's a couple of ways that I have
Speaker 4: used the Boguan Gate to it in my classroom to
Speaker 4: teach satire and that idea of authorial tone and taking
Speaker 4: the mick if you like, without necessarily being overtly rude
Speaker 4: rather known for minch of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was going to say, that's probably the only
Speaker 2: video of mine where I haven't been overtly rude so
Speaker 2: on the smart board anytimes.
Speaker 1: Then yeah, don't link them to Instagram page. They'll be shocked. Wow.
Speaker 4: No, And I think kids really get a kick of it,
Speaker 4: especially I'm from a small town and we are I'm
Speaker 4: teaching in a small town and so our kids really
Speaker 4: identify with that tone and those comments, and we often
Speaker 4: ask them to sell things that they wouldn't necessarily sell.
Speaker 4: And I think that you have done an excellent job
Speaker 4: in that view deo of doing that. So it's a
Speaker 4: good example.
Speaker 2: Feels like a parent teacher interview. Yeah, so how does
Speaker 2: it work? Is it just you as a teacher? You
Speaker 2: made the decision I'm going to show my classes video
Speaker 2: because I feel like it's somehow ended up on like
Speaker 2: I do know the curriculum or the rubric or some
Speaker 2: ship where it's just happening so often now that I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is not just like a one off teacher who
Speaker 2: did it because they thought it was a great idea.
Speaker 1: It's happening so often now the boorder studies know about it.
Speaker 4: I mean, look, things like these get around teaching communities,
Speaker 4: and it's been a bit of time now teachers share
Speaker 4: those things and certainly they get passed around teaching community.
Speaker 1: Right, so it's not exactly a prescribed text for the HSC.
Speaker 4: But when I started a movement.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so obviously you've got a TikTok account because you
Speaker 2: commented on my video. Do your students know that you
Speaker 2: have TikTok. Yeah really, yeah, are allowed to follow you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: And I know so they're not. Oh, I mean, look,
Speaker 4: TikTok's a little bit of one of those gray areas,
Speaker 4: I guess, And it would depend on the content. We've
Speaker 4: got a couple of teachers who are posting content for
Speaker 4: their students on TikTok, So in that case it's a
Speaker 4: little bit different.
Speaker 2: Really what sort of stuff are they posting?
Speaker 4: Oh, just like you know, you know, your classic dance
Speaker 4: TikTok to build relationships with their students. Kids will set
Speaker 4: a challenge and the teacher will rise to it. Some
Speaker 4: are doing like little mini science experiments and that type
Speaker 4: of thing. I don't actually use my TikTok for anything
Speaker 4: other than watching other people doing the.
Speaker 1: Crame and yeah, a mood very relatable, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I guess it's not really kosher for a teacher
Speaker 4: to be, you know, having a personal TikTok account for
Speaker 4: a tea for a kid to follow.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was going to say, I just feel like
Speaker 2: it's kind of relaxed in that regard because at my
Speaker 2: school it was very much a all right, now that
Speaker 2: you finish year twelve, you're allowed to add the teachers
Speaker 2: on Facebook. But so long as you're there as a student,
Speaker 2: there's this no communication on social media at all. But
Speaker 2: then I see these bloody TikTok famous teachers that, like
Speaker 2: you said, they're doing dances and shit, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: I don't understand what is it? Is it allowed? Now
Speaker 2: you're allowed to follow your teachers on TikTok?
Speaker 4: I mean things like I mean, certainly not to Facebook,
Speaker 4: certainly notice Snapchat, certainly know to inster and those things,
Speaker 4: but things like TikTok and YouTube where it can be
Speaker 4: educational content. It's not necessarily about kids following them. But
Speaker 4: then maybe the teachers making the video and then sharing
Speaker 4: it with the class from their platform, if that makes thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, one's addressing homework on TikTok. I remember due
Speaker 1: tomorrow morning, the wet ass pussy days and remember yeah
Speaker 1: they say so, dances due are by Thursday, and Sammy,
Speaker 1: you are terrible with the savage dance, so make sure
Speaker 1: you better well. Miss Hennessy, We thank you so much
Speaker 1: for teaching the children about our beautiful boy. Any questions
Speaker 1: that pop up, like any weird question they've got, where
Speaker 1: is he now? Is this Carl Stefanovic. Now the people
Speaker 1: get confused about who this boy? What are the questions
Speaker 1: that they ask I think the.
Speaker 4: Question I get asked the most, and I use it
Speaker 4: is it real?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I got that a lot too.
Speaker 4: For I always say it. You know, I know it's
Speaker 4: a genuine video, not staged.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Whether that's true or not, I don't know so much
Speaker 4: to it.
Speaker 2: I remember a weird time there was a news article
Speaker 2: and they wrote about it as though it was a parody.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, a viral parody has blown up Mitchell
Speaker 2: Koons who invented the town of bog and Gate, And
Speaker 2: they literally reported on it as though it was a parody.
Speaker 2: And I had to reach out to them and be like, babe,
Speaker 2: I'm not fucking with you. It's a real places a.
Speaker 1: Simple google as well.
Speaker 4: Sad it is that sad?
Speaker 2: Well, you can you can say with full confidence you
Speaker 2: can't make that shit up, Madison next time?
Speaker 1: Exactly right? All right, well, miss Hennessy, thank you for
Speaker 1: coming on. I do have one more question for our Sorry,
Speaker 1: oh no, she's gone. She had it coming there you go.
Speaker 2: I feel like you learned things well, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: what happened to the role play?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we didn't do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought that was the idea.
Speaker 1: It was technically the point, but waiting for you to
Speaker 1: get to it.
Speaker 2: We got carried away the band and she was gonna
Speaker 2: we were going to be the student, she was going
Speaker 2: to be the teacher.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was that was really excited. That's what we
Speaker 1: went to do. But how you get distracted and you
Speaker 1: see when you're doing this, you find something else that's
Speaker 1: gold and just run with it. That's what I did.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, she was a lovely chat. But I
Speaker 2: thought you were going to do like the full Mitch
Speaker 2: Cheery radio theater with all the bloody sound effects. I
Speaker 2: thought you'd have a school bell and you know, students
Speaker 2: cheering and ship.
Speaker 1: That would be.
Speaker 2: That's not really your favorite that you don't get custom
Speaker 2: sound effects to enhance what we're actually doing it. Let's
Speaker 2: play random fuck them undery finely right.
Speaker 1: I would never do it.
Speaker 2: I have nothing to do with anything very true.
Speaker 1: Anyway. We'll see you guys next.
Speaker 2: Week, don't. We're not in the mood today.
Speaker 1: It's definitely not Issy. What you just found out that
Speaker 1: you've been taught nationwide to children with supple, smooth brains
Speaker 1: and you're upset.
Speaker 2: I'm not upfair.
Speaker 1: I killed to be on someone's syllabus.
Speaker 2: Really, you just want cloud in any place you can
Speaker 2: get it there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want a multiple choice to be about me
Speaker 1: late radio and ounsidite of what type of hard rhythmia?
Speaker 1: I don't know that are types of heart of rhythm. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we're back next week. It's gonna be a great show.
Speaker 1: What number what are we up to?
Speaker 2: Sixty fifty, forty four, forty five? Next week forty five.
Speaker 1: It's a good age. God, remember on we all forty
Speaker 1: we had our fortyeth time fliers. When you're having fun,
Speaker 1: it does.
Speaker 2: I've got a talkback ting for your guys next week, brilliant.
Speaker 1: I also have an update to play you on my
Speaker 1: fridge Magnet journey. You know you challenge me to get
Speaker 1: a fridge magnet on the Great Quiz on ABC Radio
Speaker 1: in Sydney.
Speaker 2: Oh so you're also doing a talkback teams Really.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, just an update. I I won't overshadow
Speaker 1: yours at all, but it's just a little I'm just
Speaker 1: touching base because I have not I'm not doing well.
Speaker 1: That's all I need to do. All I need to say.
Speaker 2: You're really having to jump through hoops for a shitty prize,
Speaker 2: aren't you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know I was the night I was listening. Is like,
Speaker 1: the prize is one? I repeat, what fridge bag you? Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't expect to, to be honest, it's.
Speaker 2: One more fridge magget than you're getting away on your show.
Speaker 1: Very true. I get people on a four piece of paper.
Speaker 1: That's the cheap shit too from all Worth. It's not
Speaker 1: even Buddy the nice one. Anyway, back next week, see.
Speaker 2: You guys, be safe to get to catch us on
Speaker 2: Sunday night Instagram Live Okay, yes, we'll see you then.
Speaker 1: Bye. Guys, It's just me.
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Speaker 2: Welcome bold, Sorry, I'm gonna need more of that kindly shit.
Speaker 2: I can just tell you're like a cat when it
Speaker 2: has its feral hour. I can just tell when you're
Speaker 2: going to be in the mood to annoy me.
Speaker 1: Come on, hate. That's not what they say about cats.
Speaker 1: They get on the period, don't they.
Speaker 2: Sorry, what are you talking about? You're asking me if
Speaker 2: cats get their period?
Speaker 1: Yes? The only way to settle this, Hey, Alexa, do
Speaker 1: cats get their period.
Speaker 2: When do you mean settle this? No, one's arguing to
Speaker 2: settle this.
Speaker 1: Once and for all. Hey, Alexa, do cats get their period?
Speaker 5: According to an Alexa Answers contributor, yes, they are capable
Speaker 5: of reproduction by four months old.
Speaker 2: What's an ale contributor? According to an Alexa Answers contribute
Speaker 2: What Alexa Answers can people like contribute? Almost like Wikipedia?
Speaker 1: Maybe Also, that's a fucking job. It's like someone calling
Speaker 1: a firefighter and they come to the house down and
Speaker 1: they go, oh, you'll have to call someone that's got
Speaker 1: a hose.
Speaker 2: And give them the hose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here what you need? Yes, apparently yes they do,
Speaker 1: but no discharge. Cat's get on heat ego.
Speaker 2: I just googled that anyway.
Speaker 1: But you've got a cat.
Speaker 2: She came to sext she can? Why is that funny?
Speaker 2: I just don't know how to talk to him when
Speaker 2: he's in this mood? Jenner? Can we chat?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: Great? How are you good? How are you okay? Well,
Speaker 2: I just better give some context for new listeners. This
Speaker 2: is a d D brief. Yeah, our secret segments where
Speaker 2: we go a bit faral at the end, there's nothing planned,
Speaker 2: nothing structure. We go rogue. It's just yeah, talking aimlessly.
Speaker 2: And the reason we keep it a secret is because
Speaker 2: it's not our best work. You know, like a portfolio
Speaker 2: or like a resume you put your high license would
Speaker 2: not be on there. No way, this is terrible. This
Speaker 2: is just for anyone who dares listen. In fact, I
Speaker 2: suggest you don't stop listening.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the best stuff comes out of here, though no
Speaker 1: it doesn't.
Speaker 2: Not lately I beg to differ.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now, lately this has been sort of the sort
Speaker 1: of laughing stock of the show. Anyway, you tould carry
Speaker 1: on with that riveting conversation. That was hilarious anyway, you
Speaker 1: know you Oh, just so you both know, that's a
Speaker 1: stupid sounds of fat. It goes for four minutes and
Speaker 1: six seconds, so keep talking.
Speaker 2: Turn it off, turn it off.
Speaker 1: I've lived it.
Speaker 5: What it goes for four minutes, you'll never end and
Speaker 5: you know.
Speaker 2: Turn it off.
Speaker 1: I did that for the listener. And can we bridge
Speaker 1: this divide? Mitch? You enjoying the Kylie?
Speaker 2: It's fine, but I don't know this is nothing special
Speaker 2: about it, Like it does actually taste like the thought
Speaker 2: of rose that I would get two for twenty. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, but I appreciate you going
Speaker 2: to the effort to get again.
Speaker 1: As well as my pleasure. Is she marketing it as
Speaker 1: a premium Rosiah? Like, what's the marketing behind it? Is
Speaker 1: it all hype for the album? Oh?
Speaker 2: It's like hardly premium. I'm pretty sure it's available in
Speaker 2: the UK exclusively at Tesco or some shit, because that's
Speaker 2: the bottle that the supermarket takes, a nice bottle, And
Speaker 2: in all fairness, I can understand why you would have
Speaker 2: asked that question. Is she marketing it as a premium wine?
Speaker 2: Because if you go to the Kylie Minogue Wines Instagram,
Speaker 2: it's fucking lash Like she makes it look like it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Kylie Minogue Rose vind France, delicate and fruity
Speaker 1: if the fruits are off grape with alluring aromas of
Speaker 1: crisp summer berries and blossom. Now, explain to me what
Speaker 1: the fuck is the smell of blossom.
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you. Actually, it depends what blossoming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, aromas of blossom. Kylie's foot maybe made from yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, panther every all these things blossom.
Speaker 1: Made from perfectly ripe, sun drenched tomato. Grape. So there's
Speaker 1: the problem from south facing vineyards. See that's sus So
Speaker 1: what south south in Bristol like this French style rose?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, French style not south south facing vineyards.
Speaker 1: What are they facing the m one. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of shit southbound.
Speaker 2: This should be making a bomb off it though. Look
Speaker 2: at all the basic gays that are gone out of
Speaker 2: their way to get it.
Speaker 1: Totally your boyfriend, he was going, He's like, get a
Speaker 1: photo of mastream. Sorry I'm not sure, didn't take a photo.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't need this. It's delicious on its own,
Speaker 1: or pairs beautifully with salads and seafood or a cigarette. No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. But see now that is what i'd buy.
Speaker 1: I mean the labeling. I gotta hand it to Kyle's
Speaker 1: labeling is great.
Speaker 2: Your close personal friend, Bet.
Speaker 1: This is literally how I imagine. So this probably last Christmas
Speaker 1: when the idea came out, Kyle would be like, Hi, family,
Speaker 1: monaics Minoga family Christmas. Hiey mom, Wow, I've been around
Speaker 1: playing a grandma. Now you still have the song my ma.
Speaker 1: Hi Danny, I've got this idea. Talk to me, what
Speaker 1: is it. I'm thinking I'm going to create a rose
Speaker 1: that was a reaction.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Danny's been working hard on her target range and
Speaker 2: her Foster Grant campaign.
Speaker 5: No, but I feel like Danny would be the one
Speaker 5: who would be like, you know, I'm thinking of starting
Speaker 5: my own wine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kylie comes and and takes it. Oh do you
Speaker 1: think that's what happened. Denny's like, I'm gonna make a whight.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile Kylie gets it out of killing him. Yeah.
Speaker 2: To Kylie's credit, she has never been one of those
Speaker 2: people that's developed one of those foul hybrid accents after
Speaker 2: moving over sea. It's away from Australia. Yeah, very true.
Speaker 1: Although actually, you know what's funny, I heard this grand
Speaker 1: played on the Kyle and Jackie show.
Speaker 2: This of them.
Speaker 1: No, they're up and comers regional. They're on coach to
Speaker 1: FM's number one nut shirt and they the next d
Speaker 1: they are. Yeah, they they really are the next and
Speaker 1: Jill's and Kylie has revealed the secret to her, the
Speaker 1: secret to sounding posh because she's obviously living in the
Speaker 1: UK and she's like high society. I didn't realize. But
Speaker 1: Kylie is huge in the UK Royalty and I didn't
Speaker 1: realize anyway, She has said in an interview that the
Speaker 1: key to mingling with high society and sounding posher than
Speaker 1: you are is to speak with your tea so close
Speaker 1: to touching without actually moving them.
Speaker 2: You know what we should practice. I've got this method
Speaker 2: to sound really posh.
Speaker 5: You just you talk and you don't let your teeth touch,
Speaker 5: which for you and I is loving tricky.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you want to try it? Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, so you just heard anything on I just don't
Speaker 2: let them.
Speaker 1: You don't.
Speaker 5: You don't let your lips touch.
Speaker 1: I got it.
Speaker 6: Wrongs literally tricky.
Speaker 1: Try try to know, So get your teeth.
Speaker 2: Wait, what that's the same as I said last week
Speaker 2: about sounding like a gronk.
Speaker 1: You said that too, No, but you said you don't
Speaker 1: move your mouth at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so my if you weren't listening last week.
Speaker 2: My theory that I've heard is that some like Ossie
Speaker 2: Farmers have their certain twang, like they're a really true
Speaker 2: blue accent because they don't move their lips very far
Speaker 2: apart because they're trying to avoid swallowing flies by not
Speaker 2: opening their mouth very wide. About good I how are you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't open a mouthing wine. That's why I kind
Speaker 2: of sound like this. So what was her purse?
Speaker 1: Is that you clench your teeth so that they're almost touching,
Speaker 1: but they're just not, and then you speak like this
Speaker 1: and apparently that I'm almost feeling.
Speaker 2: So if you kind of freeze your teeth and make
Speaker 2: them stakes oh, I.
Speaker 1: See, I'm actually I yes, that's true, because you're rather party.
Speaker 2: Actually now that now that you mentioned, I do remember
Speaker 2: hearing Colin Jackie and talk about this, and Jackie made
Speaker 2: a very good point. She said, wouldn't they think you're
Speaker 2: a bit fucking insane if you start talking like that?
Speaker 1: Ye know, Darling?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like the royal prankle O, God google it.
Speaker 2: I'm the Queen.
Speaker 1: Mummy, Mummy, No, none of that can happen. Will be
Speaker 1: a good time to check the traffic ws FM time traffic.
Speaker 1: It's fine, I'm done, I'm done. Just give me one
Speaker 1: every five minutes and I'm happy. Do you know why, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: there's a condom here on this very desk. I couldn't
Speaker 1: tell you one natural rubber latex. You know, when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, I found condoms in my mum and
Speaker 1: dad's wardrobe a box, and I kept them and I
Speaker 1: filled them up with water at the tap.
Speaker 2: Like they were water bombs.
Speaker 1: No, like they were all baby slugs. And every day
Speaker 1: after school I'd come home and I'd play with them.
Speaker 1: They'd jiggle and they was so much fun because I
Speaker 1: have a little cylinders. There was like little floppy sea cucumbers.
Speaker 1: And then my mom came home from school. She's like, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: my hick, were you doing that? Super? Oh dear confiscated
Speaker 1: them and mom and dad had to sit me down,
Speaker 1: and I vividly remember them being like, Mitchell, you can't
Speaker 1: play with those therefore when you're having a fun time,
Speaker 1: And I was like, what do you mean? Like, well,
Speaker 1: at you know, at Auntie Karen's fortieth, we used a
Speaker 1: lot of these. We had a lot of fun with these.
Speaker 1: And I literally remember thinking, oh, wow, okay, you had
Speaker 1: a water part water bump party. I can't wait for
Speaker 1: my That sounds like fun.
Speaker 2: Did you not question why they were lubed?
Speaker 1: Nope, That's why I love them, because I'm like slime
Speaker 1: else slugs. I had so much fun them. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is the teats.
Speaker 2: There were these weird toys that were like a flesh light.
Speaker 2: They were kind of like that you drop them they
Speaker 2: were difficult to grip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they were like almost exclusively sold via an
Speaker 1: AMF bowling alley. Like they were always a prize at
Speaker 1: a fair or.
Speaker 2: They were always you could find them at a go
Speaker 2: lo or some ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: They will sometimes have little animals in them, like fish
Speaker 2: and dolphins.
Speaker 1: Dolphins, yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And they're called grounds keeper Jenna, your fucking job, Please
Speaker 2: google what's that weird dildo cylinder looking thing that you
Speaker 2: can't grip? I know they used to show a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah there you guys sort of shit we're dealing with.
Speaker 1: Opened the condom. I just wanted to see. It's a
Speaker 1: bit fair, isn't it. I was gonna put it over
Speaker 1: my microphone because I thought that could be a good
Speaker 1: way to protect germs from everyone in the studio. Using
Speaker 1: using my microphone can save me from getting COVID. But
Speaker 1: do you think it would still pick up audio?
Speaker 2: Are we really doing this?
Speaker 1: I think we should try.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's they're called.
Speaker 5: Water wigglers.
Speaker 2: Oh really Yeah, Okay, there you go.
Speaker 1: It's good to know.
Speaker 5: Yes, children love squishing and squeezing.
Speaker 2: The water wiggle.
Speaker 5: Microphone.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you've just put a condom on the microphone.
Speaker 2: You think that's going to stop the spread of COVID.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and do a test.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm confused.
Speaker 5: Threes two, one, Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: That that sounds cool.
Speaker 2: It's like you're on a M but the rest of
Speaker 2: us are on FM.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the.
Speaker 7: Fish.
Speaker 2: Can you add some static and talk into that, like
Speaker 2: the rumbling static sound of it and talking to the
Speaker 2: war of the world.
Speaker 8: The metallic beasts fall from the sky, thousands of dead
Speaker 8: children's feeds gold. The metal birds sat from south to east.
Speaker 1: The only word from governing force is still alive and
Speaker 1: surrounded in the time is simply run, run and hard.
Speaker 2: Don't care for your love.
Speaker 1: One, don't look for your love. Your loved ones don't
Speaker 1: care for you. The end is not right now. You're traffic.
Speaker 2: Because the traffic.
Speaker 1: Because at the end of the world you still need
Speaker 1: to worry about world.
Speaker 2: Can you at least get the kids traffic bed That
Speaker 2: one's funny.
Speaker 1: This one's funny WSVM because I love how it goes.
Speaker 2: I hate that. Oh that was great. Oh you Michael Lube.
Speaker 2: Now you're gonna have to get why did you do that?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 1: People loved it? How do you know well, let's go
Speaker 1: to the only source we have, which is live tweets.
Speaker 4: Yea.
Speaker 1: Chris Simmons says, hilarious content, very funny coming through, and
Speaker 1: James Beckett funny, funny, funny, or we can say simply funny.
Speaker 1: These direx condoms we'd love to sponsor. Sure, I will
Speaker 1: clean it.
Speaker 2: Well we should go, guys. Yeah, thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: Seeya, I'm not getting that here yet. Why we have
Speaker 1: just been told that there's nineteen people watching us on Twitch?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is there nineteen people watching us high Twitch? I believe
Speaker 1: that is Ellen's DJ watching us.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what do you mean there's nineteen people watching
Speaker 2: us on Twitch? I didn't realize we were on yet.
Speaker 1: We're on Twitch, were live, they can see us.
Speaker 2: I don't really know what Twitch is everyone, So isn't
Speaker 2: that that thing that everyone goes on gaming.
Speaker 1: For any comments coming if you're on Twitch? Yes?
Speaker 8: So.
Speaker 2: Bloody Sam, who we've dragged on the podcast a couple
Speaker 2: of times, works in the office. He's been trying to
Speaker 2: convince me to live stream the show on Twitch, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, you do it. I can't be fucked. So
Speaker 2: apparently this made it happen there's nineteen people watching. Yeah,
Speaker 2: record breaking stuff there, But isn't that meant to be gaming?
Speaker 1: And shit?
Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently people just love watching other people talk on Twitch.
Speaker 5: Who knows, really, I think it began as gaming primarily
Speaker 5: and then kind of emerged more.
Speaker 2: It's lives in the same way that TikTok started as dancing. Yes,
Speaker 2: but now it's not just that. Yeah yeah, okay, Well,
Speaker 2: how many have you made as viral yet? Sam what's
Speaker 2: the guy? Well, I feel like nineteen is close to viral. Oh,
Speaker 2: I say, I've just logged on. We're in the just
Speaker 2: We're in the just chatting category. Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1: Technically we are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is meant to be the secret segment, but
Speaker 2: now we're bloody we broadcasting the world. Okay, Well, in
Speaker 2: that case, should people go follow us on twitch? Is
Speaker 2: that what you do on twitch? Samuel? Do you know
Speaker 2: much about it?
Speaker 1: I'm not a clue. I guess he can. I think
Speaker 1: he can.
Speaker 2: Okay, a couple of minches on Twitch. I'm assuming that's
Speaker 2: the user get across. Someone's just commented on on our
Speaker 2: Twitch saying you don't even know your own Twitch handle.
Speaker 2: Well fucking shoot me, I don't even know what twitch is.
Speaker 2: Don't yell at the twitches when you here because Ellen's
Speaker 2: DJ and I just keep thinking.
Speaker 1: They've had a rough trot Ellen's team lately. Don't yell
Speaker 1: at twitch. He's a good one.
Speaker 2: He's the only one.
Speaker 1: We can only one on that team that don't hit
Speaker 1: each other, doesn't hit the start Allegedly, there's.
Speaker 2: No allegations of that.
Speaker 1: There's no allegations of twitch.
Speaker 2: Ellen hitting anyone.
Speaker 1: No, there's allegations of her for using verbal words to
Speaker 1: hit them.
Speaker 2: Nice recovery than you now.
Speaker 1: The only twitching was their faces after Ellen hit them verbally.
Speaker 2: I've got it. I've got a challenge for you between
Speaker 2: now and the end of the show, which in fantas
Speaker 2: isn't long. Don't make anything up.
Speaker 1: We'll be a boring show.
Speaker 2: Just ask questions. And you can't say that Ellen hits
Speaker 2: her staff.
Speaker 1: Didn't a piece of goals on my I found when
Speaker 1: I went to get wet what you found? It's beautiful,
Speaker 1: very cold. That's the truth. No, lie, I believe it.
Speaker 1: We're always hitting all the mediums. Ticktok twitch.
Speaker 2: We'll be on, We'll be on. This will be on
Speaker 2: Channel seven soon, live to air. They won't even ask
Speaker 2: what's happening.
Speaker 1: The project with Wallly and Ali? And Ali like the
Speaker 1: stripe cunt everone looks for.
Speaker 2: Where's Wally?
Speaker 1: Where's Wally and Ali? It's very dry.
Speaker 2: I don't want to listen to you eating. Let's go.
Speaker 2: It's been the worst. Actually it's been terrible.
Speaker 1: I actually think it's been a very good show. What's
Speaker 1: wrong with you? To today?
Speaker 5: Very grumpy because I've been harassed the saying bold Jenna.
Speaker 1: I've been her harass multiple episodes. Mitch's been a arass.
Speaker 1: Georgia Gardener's been harrassed. We all put up with it.
Speaker 1: Do you think she just doesn't go to Channel nine
Speaker 1: studios daily because she's been harassed. No, she gets trolls
Speaker 1: commenting on her outfits every day. You're lucky we don't
Speaker 1: pull ap out your blouses.
Speaker 2: To jump.
Speaker 1: I know I can't see you over the TV screens.
Speaker 2: You saw me earlier.
Speaker 1: Truth is my new brand. No fib feb. I'm doing
Speaker 1: no fib feb.
Speaker 2: That's not for me.
Speaker 1: You do no drive or li, I'll do no fib fed.
Speaker 2: So you've got lifing for nothing. Someone, that person that's
Speaker 2: on twitch has just said, oh, it's the end. Already
Speaker 2: fuck me, Well, you're gonna have to go search. Is
Speaker 2: it just me? Listen to the rest of the podcast.
Speaker 1: Is anyone else commenting? Or is that one woman?
Speaker 2: No, it's the one person. But they're enthralled.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they have. You know, it's hard. It was
Speaker 1: one of the hardest mispronunciations we've done. It's hard to
Speaker 1: think of another word that has the A L D.
Speaker 2: I thought of plenty, so did I.
Speaker 1: I've done them all. If we hold all the information.
Speaker 2: And hey, you say it behold, you wouldn't say withhold, No,
Speaker 2: withheld anyway, I don't think he's following Jenna.
Speaker 1: We're back next week. We've already hooked. What's on? For
Speaker 1: God's sake, leave this is a review five stars. If
Speaker 1: you can and write something for goodness sake, if you
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind. If you've got this far, why don't you
Speaker 1: try and slip the word pea can in the next round?
Speaker 1: Try it? If you pe can?
Speaker 2: Oh said pig pen, it's now pig pen. No, put
Speaker 2: that in the word pig peck.
Speaker 1: But here's an example for e g. Hi dotty. Jenna
Speaker 1: puts up with those two blows and that pig pen.
Speaker 1: Every week and I thoroughly enjoy it.
Speaker 2: Can someone leave that as a comment?
Speaker 1: No, I've already done that. You can't do it. Someone
Speaker 1: has to be creative and include pig pen. What about
Speaker 1: another one? I love Mitch, Mitch and Jenna. I'm writing
Speaker 1: this with my pig pen haha, lameyo, only joking running
Speaker 1: it with my iPhone. Very funny pig pen. You know
Speaker 1: from type they saw those pans with the pigs on.
Speaker 1: I always walk into Typo. They're always like, here, welcome
Speaker 1: to Always American. I'm like, where have you come from?
Speaker 5: Here?
Speaker 1: Welcome to tape. Do you need me for a baind No?
Speaker 1: Thank you? What about a satchel bag with a Harry
Speaker 1: Potter crest on it? No, I'm good things. What about
Speaker 1: a pen with the status of liberty? I think I'm
Speaker 1: fine statue? Or this giant fucking pig on a pan?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I'm not making this out.
Speaker 1: I'm got a Google pig pen.
Speaker 2: I know what you mean.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You're not a green.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: I'm googling pig We know believe we know what a
Speaker 5: pig on a pen is.
Speaker 1: It's proved myself to be honest. All right, well, if
Speaker 1: you work at Type, I apologize. That kind of is
Speaker 1: our demo, isn't it those people? So yeah, alternative sence.
Speaker 1: I don't want to upset. Been a great show. See
Speaker 1: you next week, Mitch, you good, yep, Jenn mm hm
Speaker 1: mm hmmm. See you back again in a weeks time.
Speaker 1: Much love, we'll talk then, Thank you guys.
Speaker 2: It's for listening by
Speaker 4: Both