WEBVTT - #44: Jenna Can't Say "Bald" 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.120 People do some weird ship. 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:04.440 Hello, I'm Tracy Grimshaw. 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:06.360 Welcome to a parent affair tonight. 0:00:06.400 --> 0:00:08.000 We're coming to you from my bedroom. 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:10.959 Some things makable since than others. 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:15.160 Hitch as Tradian gymnast one commodore games Goald in nineteen ninety. 0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:20.360 That his performance on the Pommel Horse India, Marcus, grow up. 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:24.479 Bless yourself for observations you didn't ask for. 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:26.200 You are a. 0:00:26.400 --> 0:00:29.200 Cheap tramp and a filthy liar. 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:35.120 This is just I'm still to play a couple of mitches. Reckon. 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:36.839 We should include Jenna's name in the opener. 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:39.920 Tell about a compromise. We'll say your name, but it's 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:47.440 said in the simlish drap luby perfect Now he is Mitch, 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:49.000 Juli and Michie. 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:53.840 Hellu manganou what Oh you've gone similars for the opener. 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:57.640 Bro should be friend or it's gonna be really weird 0:00:57.680 --> 0:00:59.440 for anyone who's not familiar with the sims. 0:00:59.560 --> 0:01:01.880 Yeah, it's very foreign. Sorry about that. And I actually 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:03.360 wanted to say high to Jenna, but I forgot what 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:04.920 I said in the opener, and I didn't want to 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:07.440 just make another one out rang Garbies. 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:12.800 Something that began with j I remember that much high Jenny, 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:14.920 third week, I know, just here every. 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:17.319 Week, welcome back. It feels like we haven't been doing 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:20.720 shows for a while. I don't know why we've. 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:23.959 Been doing it week okay, I just feeling occurrence as usual. 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:25.679 I feel a bit rusty. I mean, this is mean, 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:27.520 that's Jenne. Just in case people feel the same way 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:30.000 as me, they're a bit confused. I have a present 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:30.959 for you, Michel. 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:34.520 Yeah so so you would mentioned just before, But what's 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:36.520 the occasion? Like, why have you got me a gift? 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:37.120 Friendship? 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:40.760 Okay, friendship, I don't know why, but my I just 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:42.560 immediately get starts. So I'm like, what is this going 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:42.800 to be? 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:43.080 Now? 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:45.080 Two male friends can get each other a gift doesn't 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:49.520 mean they're fucking you know, everyone always thinks must be Jenna. 0:01:49.600 --> 0:01:51.840 I assume that's got your present. Geno went better fucking 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:56.040 but you didn't hear it. Everyone thinks it. And no, 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:58.960 we're not for those who everyone's thinking we're not. 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:00.400 Are you gonna be in one of the mood for 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:01.320 you just make shitter. 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:04.160 It's a it's a really bad mood today. Should we 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:07.800 check the traffic? Just a joke, just a joke. I'm 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:09.760 going to give you a gift and all will be 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:11.840 smoothed over. Okay, because I think this is better than 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:13.720 your birthday. What did I get him again? The waited blanket? 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:16.520 Yeah, I love that, weighted anxiety to use it. 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:18.320 We facetimed and he was in a blanket. 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:20.720 I'm like ship, yeah, but this person he went quie 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:21.240 for ten seconds. 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:22.760 I'm like, get it off him someone. I thought it'd 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:24.560 all right, so closure. 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:26.440 I can hear bottles thinking, hi. 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:30.919 Closure, I put your hands out both because it's quite 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:32.200 heavy out. 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:34.200 Further like body of Christ, keep you from eternal. 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:37.040 Yeah, yeah, all right? Three two one. I had to 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:38.880 drive right across the city to get this for you, 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:41.079 but because I love you, I'm scared. 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:41.480 What is it? 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:47.280 Happy? It's the Kylie Rose. 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:52.280 I thought this wasn't in Sydney yet it's not, but 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:54.600 I got it. I signed up to the mailing list 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:56.200 so that i'd be notified when it was near me. 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:58.440 Where did you get it? I made one simple call 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:01.799 to make it happen. Contact close with Kylie. You're making 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:05.200 it up again, she joins me. Now, didn't even know. 0:03:06.520 --> 0:03:06.560 No. 0:03:06.680 --> 0:03:08.400 I drove to my local bottle. How to get a 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:09.839 bottle of red for myself. 0:03:09.520 --> 0:03:11.120 And Hayden you're kidding and they just had it. 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:13.400 Now Hayden went into gay panic. Who's that wrist went 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:16.280 up and he went, but I've. 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:18.959 Just been checking my emails daily, going the kylimin o' rose. 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:20.880 When's it gonna happen? Like I said, I signed up 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:22.160 for alert? How did you just. 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:23.880 Find I didn't give a ship to be honest, and 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:26.560 Hayden bought six. He bought a half case and I 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:28.200 was like, oh, I know you've been crapping on about it, 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:30.600 so I brought you one. O thank you very glasses, 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:31.880 so I am benefiting. Let's have one. 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:33.560 Wouldn't have killed you to pop it in the fridge. 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:36.240 Oh yeah, I left it in there. 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:40.640 So that flute that you're about to hand me is smash. 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:40.120 Is it? 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:40.400 No? 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:43.360 It's water droplets droplets, dun take one. 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:44.640 There you go. 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:46.840 We've been getting smash. 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:48.720 Yeah, this is becoming an issue. It is a Friday 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:50.120 night too. We have no work tomorrow. 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:52.560 It is a Friday night. I have cleaned the glasses too, 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:53.080 so I don't worry. 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:55.840 Wonderful. So, speaking of gifts, I was actually thinking the 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:59.080 other day Jenna, we should get gifts back in episode thirteen, 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:02.840 Mitch gave you a she's a still alive. Everyone keeps 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:04.760 like saying, oh, is it alive? But I feel like 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:07.040 enough time has passed that it would actually be weird 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:08.760 if it was still alive. Like Visias don't have the 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:11.880 longest line. Yes, I do, Sylvia does. Really, she's alive. 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:13.520 Yeah, I thought she was going to die. 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:15.200 But where you thought? 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:15.600 Yes? 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:18.320 Remember I think I mentioned that she was floating on 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:19.640 the bottom and it was sad. 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:22.680 So I'm sharing the rods alas he just holds out 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:23.680 a glass in my direction. 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:26.800 The royalties for fucking dancing must have dried up because 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:28.560 it's not cheaper bottle. 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:31.640 So I went to pet Barn to ask them for advice, 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:35.279 and I put the water in and gave them you 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:36.960 know how they test the water and stuff. 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:39.160 It's a great story. What did you ask. 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:41.240 Alive on that? 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:44.400 Okay, but we're testing the water at pep Bun and yes. 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:48.880 So I thought she was dying, but then she recovered covered. 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:53.520 She looks very sickly. Yeah, but she's hanging out. 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:57.000 I think that's that. Literally, Yeah, she's just feeling the vibe. 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:58.839 But we want to photo at least post it to 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:01.080 the to the secret Facebook course. Thank you? Could we 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:02.960 do a little cheers? Yes? Friendship? 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:08.240 Absolutely nothing, exactly right? All right, we'll likes to know 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:10.120 that Sylvia is still kicking. What have we got on 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:10.800 the show today? 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:14.200 It really is a big show. We have another mispronunciation. 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:16.640 Oh yes, we've discovered a new one. This is like 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:17.800 our favorite thing to do. 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:18.200 Oh. 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:19.599 We just get such a kick out of it. And 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:22.559 now I can't watch content in any way, shape or form. Radio, 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:26.320 TV podcast is streaming without wanting someone to mess up. 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:28.919 Yeah, I'm same. I'm like constantly scanning for someone to 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:30.840 mispronounce something and I found one. So we'll get to 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:32.800 that later on. You've also got a teacher coming on. 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:36.480 I've got a teacher coming on because I just thought 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:38.400 that I was scrolling through some of the comments. And 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:40.560 we've had people comment on our videos that Mitch Coombs 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:43.640 are beloved. His famed bog and Gate video is being 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:46.960 taught as part of the core rubric again in some 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:48.720 schools in Australia. 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:49.960 And ever since he pointed this out, it's just been 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:52.279 happening more and more. Every time I go live on TikTok, 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:54.000 They're like, I watched you in class, and I'm like, 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:56.880 how Yeah, this just keeps happening. Yeah, people keep being 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:59.080 shown my bloody YouTube video and class is it because 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:02.520 twenty that just lazy with homeschooling. Here's a fucking YouTube 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:03.640 video can teach yourself. 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:05.400 Yeah, but I also want to know what's like. I 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:07.479 hope it's for comedy. I hope it's not for like 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:12.560 ancient history, like these are famous bitches, Cleopatra, Margaret Thatcher, 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:14.200 this boy from Bogan Gate. 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:16.560 Well, anyway, we'll find out later on. We've got a 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:18.200 teacher coming on and he said, you're going to get 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:19.080 her to do a role playing. 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:19.640 Yes, I want. 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:21.159 We're going to be the students. She'll teach it to 0:06:21.240 --> 0:06:22.360 us like she does her student. 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:24.400 We'll be pupils for a little bit and she will 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:26.640 teach us exactly how she teaches the kids. So that'll 0:06:26.680 --> 0:06:26.960 be fun. 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:27.240 Great. 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:28.920 Of course, we start the show the same way every 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:30.920 week with and is it just me? We call them igems, 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:33.960 dive in and something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:36.520 Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's. Jenna has 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:39.400 no idea what's happening. But I'm going to go first 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:41.000 and it's feeling like I'm have a sip of the 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:44.839 Kylie Rose. I haven't tasted it yet, and I'll dive in. Yeah, 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:45.560 actually we should. 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:52.560 Okay, the room temperatures off putting firstly, Oh oh did 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:55.720 she hear that? Hmmm, It's got a bit of a 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:56.440 kick to it, doesn't it. 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:57.040 I like it? 0:06:57.839 --> 0:06:59.880 Yeah, I like it. It does feel like it would 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:03.080 give me a shocking headache. That next saying like rose headaches, 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:04.599 like they hit different. 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.239 I've got the feeling that this wine brand won't quite 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:08.640 like her many relationships. 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:13.160 Last, Hey Dad, is it just me. 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:16.680 A barbecue chickens? Shit? 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:22.280 Yeah, I've never gotten the fat through that. 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:25.200 There's nothing about them that I enjoy other than the skin, 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:27.240 which is always the part that I get. They get 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:29.400 snatched out of my hand. Mom always goes, don't touch 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:30.600 the skin. That I go straight to your heart. You 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:32.440 have cardiac arrest. It's all I want. 0:07:32.720 --> 0:07:35.360 Really, the skin is where she's gonna draw the line. 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:39.360 Yeah, yes, well there's other things. She's cool, but there's 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:45.560 nothing enjoyable about a dry, bloody, hormone ridden barbecue tchuop. 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:49.440 They're so dry and I never understand why that's people's 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:51.120 go to like Mama will be like, oh, let's just 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:53.560 you know, feeling like you just get a barbecue chicken 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:55.400 the bread rolls, and I'm like, I have a. 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:58.760 Friend always says that whenever for dinner, I'll just go 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:01.400 and get a go down Woolies and get a chicken. 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:03.000 Well, I'll just go to office works and get a 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:05.360 sheet of cardboard and chuck it on some male and 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:08.280 a white roll. Bet nothing worse. And my mum would 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:10.920 always go, I want the breast meat. We'll take it, 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:14.560 because that is sous sits there, the two little breasts that, 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:16.280 by the way, are not meant to be that size. 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:17.840 I mean, we pumped our chickens. 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:18.320 With did you reckon? 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:21.280 Oh my god? The amount of hormones we put into 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.800 our meat is horrendous. Remember before KFC, there was like 0:08:24.040 --> 0:08:27.200 people really knew what healthy, good food and nutrition was. 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:30.280 It was like fifteen twenty years ago. KFC were pumping 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:32.240 like a legal shit into their chicken. And then people 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:35.280 cotton down and they're like, oh, now they're advertising is 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:37.960 like popcorn chicken get ten with a zingerburger and there's 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:38.640 no hormones. 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:41.079 Oh right, So that's why they make a point of. 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:43.320 That yeah, because the little girls were getting breasts at 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:47.000 three years old. Because it's true, true, it's true, true. 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:49.480 Jenna was part of I was one of them. Yeah, 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:53.160 she also had nineteen seventy three. Yes, Jenna was. Jenna 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:59.400 was a formaldehyde girl. Um AnyWho, I fucking had it. 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:02.880 I've almost choked on the barbecue chok at least twice. 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:06.120 Well, I feel like it might have been episode six 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:09.240 of this podcast, and we did di y rooster rolls 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:11.959 trying to replicate our own red rooster. Yes, with a 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:13.400 barbecue chicken that you got for that. 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:16.400 Yeah, I got barbecue chicken and hot dog rolls, right, yeah, 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:19.400 really buttery, like cheap shitty hot dog rolls. 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:20.360 And like we literally choked. 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:22.040 Yeah yeah, we could not swallow it. 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:24.319 It was so dry. But my mum still swears by that. 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:25.880 She really pushes her agenda. 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:26.160 Yeah. 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:27.520 Every time I'm on the phone to her, she's like, 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:28.800 what are you doing for dinner? I'm like, I have 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:31.320 made the mama, do you know, Oh, just do something easy. 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:32.600 You can just get a barbecue chicken. 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:36.600 Yeah, my dad will go, oh love get some coal 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:40.199 saw too, coal saws discussing, Oh yeah, give me some 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:41.800 wet mayo lettuce. 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:44.880 Lovely did they ever do just the entire slab of 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:45.719 beetroot thing? 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:52.840 Oh my god, Oh my god, maybe it's away. You 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:54.920 have the little round half moon nette that would sit 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:59.560 on it. I remember vividly one Christmas, my uncle Adrian, 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:03.280 his soul, he's still alive, but he's Christian, and we're 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:07.760 all drinking cans, and literally he looked at me and went, yeah, 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:11.040 he went, look you my drink. Oh yeah, he went 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:13.840 there's a fly in here. And I went, oh no, 0:10:13.960 --> 0:10:15.600 and he went and you know what, and he drunk 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:18.280 it and he went, my immune system, we'll squash it. 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:21.680 And I went, oh, okay, you would never be afraid 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:24.199 of these things, never be afraid of flies. 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:24.439 Yeah. 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:25.880 Then he had a mental break for a while. 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:28.440 I don't know if I would say afraid is the 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:30.720 right word, Like, no one's afraid of fires, they're just 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:31.480 fucking annoying. 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:34.320 Yeah, more like, don't be afraid of this body, and 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:36.319 you can eat a fly. Don't be a pussy foot, 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:37.680 I think is what he was trying to say, because 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:38.960 I think I was a bit sort of drama kid. 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:40.640 But again, like no one's going to go out of 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:42.319 their way to eat a fly. Like if it happened, 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:43.800 you're just like, oh well, like no one thinks they're 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:45.440 going to die. True, there was no message in that, 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:46.559 But I think's really dumb. 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:48.679 I think he saw the opportunity and, for lack of 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:51.720 a better word, flew with it. Bub your chickens the worst? 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:54.920 Any other like easy meals that you hate? Well, like 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:58.360 there's one that I love, it's controversial. Obsessed with Devon. 0:10:58.720 --> 0:10:59.560 I love a good Devon. 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:02.000 You love a bit of Devon, But I would never 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:04.480 buy it myself. Like, if it's there, I'm like, sure one. 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:06.640 True or cocktail, little cocktail weenies, little. 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:09.600 Little boys, little boys about I like them, and. 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:11.280 I will eat them out of my way to buy 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:13.800 them exactly. But if they're there, I will eat them. 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:16.360 But Bubby Chicken, I will actively avoid. You know, when 0:11:16.400 --> 0:11:18.360 you're chewing it, you go, oh yeah, there's not enough 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:20.439 moisture left to swallow it, and you sort of and 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:22.080 it sort of gets half way down your throat and 0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:24.319 you go, oh my god, I'm gonna die. 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:26.079 And then your chest really hurts. 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:29.520 It's all the time, all the time. It's like clad glue. 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:32.839 I don't understand it at all. Another, how do you 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:33.800 feel about the stuffing. 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:36.960 Oh my god, I'll put that in a body on 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:38.000 bread and eat it every day. 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:40.600 A slaps but still dry, like I don't understand why 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:42.120 you put everything on bread totally. 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:44.600 Anyway, I've got to get that off my chest. Thanks 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:46.960 for listening for that, coming to my Ted talk. Are 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:47.680 you ready for yours? 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:51.800 Mitch, Yes, I am. Let's do it, Bradley, Is it 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:59.120 just me? Do Channel nine youth need to calm down? 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:02.560 I mean yes, yeah, all news stars really, especially at 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:03.280 the moment. 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:06.880 Well, I feel like all news maybe, but I'm really 0:12:06.920 --> 0:12:10.280 starting to notice Channel nine as a repeat offender. Right, 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:14.120 So do you remember last week all the controversy with 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:16.680 New South Wales premier Gladys Very Jicklian. 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:18.520 Oh my god, yeah, holl she wanted to do was 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:21.679 have a nice little sex and someone was filming and 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:22.840 recording her and the poor thing. 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:24.960 No, there was no filming of recording. We don't know 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:27.720 what was exactly howllgen but she had a dodgy boyfriend. 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:28.960 Apparently we've all been there. 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:32.840 It's all secretive. Anyway, I was trying to get myself 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:35.800 up to speed with the topics. So Daily Telegraph says 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:38.320 the leader of the New South Wales opposition. Oh sorry, 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:41.720 because this was the next day, right, because obviously, after 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:45.480 all this controversy happened, the opposition leader saw that opportunity 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:45.920 to be like. 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:50.880 And she needs to get the hard time. She needs 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:51.959 to be drilled a bit, right. 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:55.120 Sure, I mean it, it's bound to happen. Parliament can 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:58.880 be a bit like that. So Daily Telegraph says pretty 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:01.439 much what happened. There's no over dramatizing it. She says. 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:04.440 The leader of the New South Wales opposition has called 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:07.960 Premier Gladyspiagicallian a fraud who should resign from her post. 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:12.520 She said mids Beerergilian's testimony in front of the Independent 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:16.239 Commission against Corruption had done irreparable damage to her credibility. 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:19.120 Right, that's Fair're pretty factual. Yeah, this is. 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:21.280 What Channel nine said. If you listened to their description, 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:24.760 if you had no idea about this story, yeah, and 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:26.840 you tuned in this was their lead story, you'd think 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:30.280 something horrible had gone down. Listen to how they described 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:32.880 this showdown in parliament good afternoon. 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:35.840 It was explosive and fiery and this afternoon New South 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:39.360 Wales Parliament resembled a battle ground as the opposition Lobb 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:43.960 Grenade's at Gladys spuragicalian demanding answers over her secret affair 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:46.120 with disgraced MP Daryl mcguine. 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:50.920 I'm picturing Daniels Joyce, I'm picturing La Grenade. 0:13:51.040 --> 0:13:53.960 I'm picturing Dunkirk, that Harry Styles war film. 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:56.280 Wow, that's not what happened. 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:58.360 Why did you take grenade? 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:01.160 I get it. That was a metaphor, like very necessary. 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:03.560 You don't need to go that extreme. And I have 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:06.160 ranted about this before on the podcast. It was back 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:07.160 in episode twenty two. 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:08.120 I believe good memory. 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:10.720 Okay, I found a little grab of what I said. 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:12.719 So that news reader, by the way, that we just 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:15.120 heard was Divina Smith. Now listen back to the last 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:18.480 time I ranted about Channel nine. Okay, Channel nine being 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:21.600 the worst offender. The other day I saw someone say 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:25.479 the retail sector in the country can only be described 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:28.520 as a blood bath. I was like, really, I'm sure 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:30.480 we could have thought of some other addictives there. It 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:33.000 could only be described ye, and then he threw back 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:35.760 to the bloody bitty at the desk and she's like, well, 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:38.240 Charles's life, as we know it doesn't look like it's 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:43.320 getting any better. Thank you, I thought, Divina, keep that 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:47.520 to yourself. Divina at it again? Does she write her 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:49.280 own scripts? Is what I'm wondering. 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:49.680 Oh? 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:53.040 Interesting, Perhaps she's a little melodramatic. 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:57.800 Yeah, Peter Overton is another repeat offender that language two. 0:14:57.920 --> 0:15:02.280 Oh definitely, But to imploy that there were grenades hurled 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:03.680 in parliament. 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:05.720 No, that's fake news. 0:15:05.880 --> 0:15:08.400 It's just it's way too dramatic for my liking. I 0:15:08.480 --> 0:15:11.440 just I'm thinking, what was Devena's diary, like as a 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:13.680 teenager for silence? Like she just seems like she was 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:17.040 She would take one thing and then she retells the story, 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:19.160 makes it a million times more dramatic than it actually was. 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:23.480 Okay, so, for example, the cafeteria were out of pizza pockets. 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:26.680 She comes home and she sits down on her how's 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:32.240 you day, sweetie, my daily nutrients, snatched the food that 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:33.720 keeps my blood pumping. 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:34.720 Stolen. 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:37.600 Fief from my mouth? 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:45.920 Okay, what's something really innocent? Yeah? I don't want to 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:48.240 target Divena, but she's the only person I've seen. 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:52.360 Doing It's funny, right, Divina's husband is in the army. 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:52.960 Really? 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:53.400 Yes? 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:58.320 Oh no, she'd come home and be like, hey, behabe, 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:03.680 how's your day? She'd be like, blood by disaster, famine, tsunami. 0:16:03.960 --> 0:16:04.960 How about you, babe? 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:06.960 Imagine she just gets a text of him, Babe, I 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:08.760 just watch you on the news. And if you think 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:13.080 Gladys and Jod's having an argument in parliament resembles a battleground, 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:18.880 I've got news for YouTube. Nothing like it? Whatsoever? How 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:24.680 would Divina yeah, tell the story of like Santa delivering 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:28.680 presents to children on Christmas Eve? Oh god, opy, elderly 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:29.640 man breaks and. 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:33.520 Enters, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, unwanted visitor at the clock 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:34.360 of pwll. 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:36.880 Track path, the family home. 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:41.920 Doll bludging grenn Dad cutting the crimsave, the strike of plel. 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:45.240 I don't know why I'm making it, Elizabethan. 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:46.640 What about like, what's something really innocent? 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:59.040 Easter bunny, deformed, radioactive rabbit, giant festering animal carrying chocolate eggs? 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:01.320 What about like I'm just trying to think of a 0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:04.359 really humble, innocent story. What about just like, why did 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:06.320 the chicken cross the road to get to the other side? 0:17:06.400 --> 0:17:10.320 She would question his motives for sure? What does the 0:17:10.400 --> 0:17:11.720 chicken have to hide? 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:12.639