WEBVTT - Bach Uncut - This is play time 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:05.320 Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:09.080 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:11.920 pay our respect to their elders past and present and 0:00:12.039 --> 0:00:15.280 extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Island 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:16.160 people's today. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:39.960 This episode is recorded on Bungelong Country. What are you doing? 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:42.960 I made my gin way too strong? 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:46.479 Give me a stones, I can twirl my gin. 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:49.360 By that right, you reckon? 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:56.600 That's disgusting. Thank you, Hi guys, and a welcome back 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:59.800 to another episode of Life on Cut. It is Batchahn 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:04.080 and I am joined by the sensational, the slightly sunburnt, 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:08.920 the very handsome and very very funny and also often 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:11.600 smelly man named Matthew Johnson. 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:13.920 That intro took a real turn, didn't it. Hi, It's 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:16.560 great to be here. And for the record, no, I 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:17.760 am not sunburned. 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:19.880 Yeah, you are no sun kissed. 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:23.679 There is nothing that hurts my soul more than someone going, oh, 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:24.640 you're so sunburned. 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:27.640 Because we are a particularly sun safe family, like we 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:30.160 are annoyingly sun safe, so it always feels like we've 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:32.319 been defeated when one of us gets sun kissed. 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:34.640 I'm not sunburned. My eyes are just red because the 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:37.640 pool's being really chlorinated. Right, That's it. 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:42.560 Were you like, seven, why why are you opening your 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:43.760 eyes in the water. 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:48.400 Because because I don't know if when I'm doing this activity, 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:51.600 you think to yourself, what kind of frickin' man? Did 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:52.040 I marry? 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:52.360 Hi? 0:01:52.560 --> 0:01:55.400 Yeah? Yeah, I do? So, Okay, we if you guys 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:58.120 have been following along, we're on holidays, if you listen 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:00.760 to the bat chunk cut that we did earlier this week, 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:04.639 we kind of just left off an episode because trying 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:07.640 to unpack four Epps in the one batchunk cut, it 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:11.560 was it was too much, too much, were stressful, stressed late, 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:13.520 and we were a little bit drunk. So we decided 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:16.880 we would save the very last episode and then kind 0:02:16.880 --> 0:02:20.600 of do this hap hazard hacked together final uncut. But 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:23.000 it did require us taking all of the recording equipment 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:24.720 on holidays with us to Byron. 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:26.920 Going through airport security, they were like, what the hell 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:27.280 is this? 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:29.160 Literal they looked like the microphone and they were like 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:31.040 what is this? I was like, that is not a 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:33.480 sex toy. That is a microphone. And it was covered 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:35.440 that had like Matt's sock pulled down over. 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:37.680 Yeah. They were like, this is nothing. 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:39.240 We She was like, I'm not going to touch this. 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:40.480 I'm just going to put it through again. 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:44.000 And we made it. We made it. The recording equipment 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:46.720 is here. The pool. Let's talk about the pool. 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:48.160 Let's not talk about the pool. 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:49.880 It is really quickly. I really just want to I 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:52.119 want to know what your thoughts are. I was looking 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:54.560 at the pool. It's quite long, maybe thirty meters, and 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:56.200 I said, Laura, do you think I can swim that 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:57.239 length to length? 0:02:57.480 --> 0:03:00.160 No, there's more of a maxine one breath. There's more 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:02.320 of a backstory to this. So Matt has been like 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:05.840 his new hobby is that he's been trying to increase 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:09.040 his lung capacity. It's a weird hobby and he talks 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:11.079 about it all the time, like, Hey, I'm going to 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:13.280 swim one hundred meters underwater. This is his goal, which 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:15.639 is cool. It's great to have hobbies. His goal is 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:18.080 to swim one hundred meters underwater, which just means that 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:20.200 we've spent half of this holiday in the pool with 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:21.680 Matt being like, I'm just gonna go do one more 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:23.320 last I'm just going to do it. So he's just 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:25.720 doing laps under the water of the pool where all 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:26.840 these children are playing. 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:28.400 Around, and you know what, I'm doing it because I 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:31.400 do this really long, deep breath and I can't talk either, 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:36.720 so I'm missing the corner of the pool going and 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:38.080 I have to look at you and go, you got 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:40.800 the kids. I'll be going a while. Is it impressive? 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:42.600 Has anyone in the pool? It's quite, you know, as 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:44.760 busy the sun is out, as anybody like, oh my god, 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:46.760 that guy has just swum the entire length of the 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:49.920 Lagoon pool one breath. Has anyone said that? 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:53.560 There are a lot of things that I feel about you, Matt, 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:55.600 and impressive when you do that, when you swim a 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:58.680 whole lap underwater, impressive is the word that comes to mind. 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:02.720 I'm like, that is my strong man right there. He's impressive, 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:04.760 you know what. And it's a skill that's never going 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:06.040 to come in handy ever. 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:09.080 So yesterday when I tried to do it, and I 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:11.600 was so close to getting to the end, and I 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:13.320 wanted a bread so badly, and I was like, no, 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:16.279 I've got two more strokes and I'm there, and underwater 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:20.520 I could see two people standing there because it's quite shallow. 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:22.279 At the other end, and the people everywhere. 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:24.800 It's a busy pool, and so I didn't realize, but 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:27.760 two people standing there and I swim in the middle 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:30.200 of them, and I pop my head up and obviously 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:33.400 I've just swum thirty meters with one gasp of air 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:39.680 and I pop up and I'm like ooh, and they're 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:42.280 throwing a tennis ball to each other. I'm in the 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:46.560 middle of them, like hyperventilating, like saliva's coming out. I've 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:48.760 got snot hanging out my nose. And they're like, are 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:49.359 you okay? 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:53.400 You are a full grown man, You are an adult, 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:59.280 five two children. How is this the hobby that you've 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:01.440 taken on. I'm sparks and trying to swim one hundred 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:02.120 meters underwater. 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:03.720 I know what the hell has happened to? 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:05.120 Three? 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:06.880 The thirty has hit me hard. 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:11.919 Okay, well, look, guys, this is just a bonus episode. 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:16.200 It is a spicy, short, little deep dive into episode seven, 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:18.560 which we could not be fucked to recap on the 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:19.479 early episode. 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:21.360 No, shut the hell up. 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:22.320 It was good. 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:22.640 Okay. 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:24.120 What I do want to say is there's been a 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:26.640 lot of chitter chatter in the Facebook group. A lot 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:28.800 of people have been saying that they're either checked out 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:32.360 of watching it. I feel and maybe I'm alone here, 0:05:32.640 --> 0:05:34.560 but I think the season has gotten better and better. 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:37.120 I am actually thoroughly enjoying it now. 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:38.000 Fucking great. 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:40.280 It was a slow start. It's great, but it's taken 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:40.720 me a while. 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:43.159 And it's also you know what my attention span is, like, 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:44.479 I spent enough time on TikTok. 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:46.799 I mean, you have enough time to swim forty meters underwater. 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:48.400 The fact that I can record this episode is a 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:51.600 miracle in itself. But it's such a quick season. It's over. 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:55.920 This is after this episode next week, it's the last week. 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:58.400 This is it. Two more episodes to go, and there's 0:05:58.440 --> 0:05:59.360 no more batch on cut. 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:01.880 I would like to just remind you of something that 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:04.560 it wasn't a quick season. There has been seven hours 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:07.040 of Bachelor a week, but it's a very long season, 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:08.839 just condensed into a short period of time. 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:11.839 It's short and thick, right, a bit like me. 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:20.599 All right, let's get into it, okay. Episode seven, kicking 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:26.320 off with Crystal. Oh, Crystal, Oh, what's happened? Oh she's look, 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:28.600 she's taken a turn for the worst. 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:31.360 Do you know what I think Okay, So Crystal, she's 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:32.039 flipping out. 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:34.520 She's flipping the freak out. 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:39.159 Episode starts, it's a rose ceremony and Tilly grabs Felix 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:41.920 straight away. Rose ceremony over. She like b lines for him, 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:44.440 grabs him to go outside for a quick chat, and 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:47.039 Crystal is like, this is my head in They're gonna 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:49.760 make out again. She's really annoyed. I think I think 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:52.960 there's so much that's happened with Crystal that's been cut 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:53.840 out of the season. 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:57.559 I'm sorry, did you just take my point? I made 0:06:57.560 --> 0:06:59.360 this point to you last night when we were watching 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:01.000 the show that was it's like my thing that I 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:03.240 wanted to bring to this episode, right, and you just 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:05.320 hijacked my point and made it your own. 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:07.600 Please continue? 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:11.640 Alright, So, like I was saying earlier. 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:14.080 Sorry, a lot of my points, I feel like I 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:18.080 just your ideas that I've just taken and like absorbed 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:18.679 into my brain. 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:21.480 No, don't make me feel bad. You have your own points, 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:22.800 but you did just hijack mind. 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:24.400 Soy continue, Laura. The mic is yours. 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:31.040 Okay, So now I'm just repeating what you just said. Basically, 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:34.080 I think that Crystal and Felix have had a lot 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:36.720 more happening. I think they've had way more intimacy. I 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:38.920 think they kissed on their single day. I think that 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:40.840 there has been a lot more that's gone on there 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:43.760 that we haven't seen, and that's why she's reacting with 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:47.440 such a huge just way too overly jealous. And the 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:49.440 reason why I say this is because we all saw 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:52.480 how hot and steamy and sexy their twenty minute date was, 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:55.800 and I think that her single date, Look, this is 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:58.160 all just me projecting and like coming, I'm this is 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:02.000 my conspiracy theory. I think that her single date was 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:04.600 kind of hijacked from production to make it seem like 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:08.080 the only thing they spoke about, which was Jess's polyamory relationship. 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:10.280 But I actually think that they probably macked it on 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:12.240 and had a good time and they had all this 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:13.600 like sexual tension. 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:16.200 Why would they do that then? Why would they edit 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:19.280 that out? Wouldn't that work in the favor of the show, 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:22.480 because you're like, like, I feel like that point, we 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:26.600 were so exhausted from the Jess story demo line, like 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:27.480 it was just too much. 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:29.520 I reckon the reason why they would edit it out 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:32.679 would be in order to create right now, so she's jealous, 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:35.280 and it's so for everyone watching, We're like, why is 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:37.640 she being so jealous? She's basically had no time with him. 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:40.520 It seems like such a severe reaction, and it makes 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:42.920 me think that there must be something else that's gone 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:46.880 on to warrant why she is so jealous, And if 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:49.640 there hasn't been, and I am wrong, then yeah, she's 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:51.400 just behaving in a very jealous way. 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:54.600 Yeah. Well she did pull Felix aside and the chat 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:55.280 didn't go down. 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:58.160 Well, no, I just want to say just one thing. Yeah, 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.959 so when after your life ceremony, just make sure you 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:03.400 say hi to all the girls before till he takes 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:03.800 your away. 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:04.160 Yeah. 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:06.000 I look, I haven't been nine days and she's just 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:06.880 been here by herself. 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:08.679 I really needed to take the time and say something. 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:08.960 Sorry. 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:11.800 Yeah, I think we would have been unfair on her. 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:18.240 Yeah yeah, yeah. 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:23.480 How dare Crystal question the Bachelor? How dare she? Who 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:24.240 does she think she is? 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:24.760 Am? 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:26.320 I right, Laura? Please? What do you think? 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:29.040 Well? I mean, no, a female with a brain who 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:32.800 has agency and choice. But do I think that Tilly's 0:09:32.800 --> 0:09:35.560 in the wrong? No, because I think that it's kind 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:37.640 of No. Sorry you disagree with that? 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:38.199 I disagree. 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.320 You go first, Okay, I don't think Tilly's in the wrong. 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:42.959 I think that, like, she's very much there for Felix. 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:45.319 She's making it known that she's there for Felix. Yes, 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:48.080 it's very forward, and I guess I guess the thing 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:50.480 is is that all the other girls have their own 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:53.600 connections and feelings for him, and if they all were 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:56.120 as forward, then how would that work, Like if every 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:58.480 single girl just like ran at Felix at the same 0:09:58.480 --> 0:10:00.000 time and like, you know, tried to pull them away 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:01.679 and kiss him at group dates? Blah blah. I get it. 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:04.079 I get what you're saying. I get why it doesn't 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:06.679 work and why people are getting jealous. But do I 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:10.240 think that Tilly has technically done anything wrong. No, I 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:12.720 think she's just like expressing how she feels. 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:15.600 Okay, well, don't you think that what she's done could 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:18.520 be considered to be inconsiderate? And what I mean by 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:21.200 that is after the row ceremony, we now know that 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:23.560 the bachelor's hang around. They don't just you know, hand 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:25.240 out the last rows and get the hell out of there. 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:28.000 They linger, they chat, they hang out with the women, 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:31.280 and it's obvious that she would have had a chance 0:10:31.720 --> 0:10:33.800 to have some kind of conversation with him. She didn't 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.320 have to run to him first. She could have just 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:39.280 held off for a few minutes, just whilst everyone got 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:41.160 to have like a quick you know, like hugging a 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:44.000 kiss from Felix, and then she could say, hey, can 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:45.760 we go for a quick chat. She didn't have to 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:48.959 run to him if he was out the door about 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:50.560 to jump in a car and drive home and she 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:52.440 ran out and said, Felix, stop, I need to chat 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:54.600 to you. Sure, that's one thing, but the fact that 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:57.760 she grabbed him so quickly, I think that's just inconsiderate, 0:10:57.760 --> 0:10:59.120 and I put the target on your back with the 0:10:59.120 --> 0:10:59.560 other women. 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:02.400 Yeah, okay, I get it. Yes, it's a bit inconsiderate. 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:05.480 But the thing is, you're not there to make friends. 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:07.080 You're not there to have line. 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:09.720 I agree, that's such a bullshit. 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:12.240 Line, But you're not You're there to show up and 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:13.920 be with the bachelor first and foremost. 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:16.680 Yes, but at the same time, you're gonna make friends 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:19.640 at the same time. Who came to my wedding? Clancy did? 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:21.439 When did I meet him? The bachelourette? 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:24.440 Yeah, guess who came to my wedding? You, and guess 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:26.280 who I didn't need? There all the women who you 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:29.520 had made out with in the Bachelor Mansion. Weird, Hey, 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:33.800 you are so selfish. To be fair, I still have 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:36.240 girlfriends who I made friends with. But you know, there 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:38.000 were people who I didn't feel like I was in 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:40.480 competition with. When I say that, not because I didn't 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:42.320 feel like they had a chance, but because I felt 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:45.920 like we understood what the show was like. We understood 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:46.880 what the competition was. 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:50.080 Sure. Sure, but here's an analogy. When I go to 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:53.000 the shops, who am I buying food for the family? 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:56.280 But do I cut old people off and like take 0:11:56.280 --> 0:11:59.360 the last carrot? No? I don't. I'm considerate. 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:03.240 Why are we talking about carrots? 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:05.920 Every time I get a carrot, I think of last 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:08.920 episode we had dinner tonight. I saw the carrots and 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:12.520 I'm just like, oh my god, it's Abigail. It's Abigail's 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:15.959 bloody carrots, thirty of them. I'm let's talk about single dates, okay, 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:16.319 all right? 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:19.800 So single dates were jed piled off with Angela. Angela 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:22.679 is the tennis girl. She has had zero airtime thus far, 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:27.720 very very beautiful. Then Thomas had a single date with Lauren. 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:28.559 Who the hell's Lauren? 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:29.679 She's popped out of nowhere. 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:32.080 She literally has popped out of nowhere. 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:34.240 She's an intruder. We didn't know that there are intruders, 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:34.800 but here she is. 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:37.280 I'm not being funny, I'm not being funny. She's great, 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:41.000 love Lauren, but I have not seen her at all 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:42.199 the entire series. 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:44.080 To be fair, it seems like Ninea had Thomas because 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:49.800 he said multiple times, where did you come from? 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:53.520 And He's like, seriously, where the fuck did you come from? 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:57.200 I think he was actually, you know, most people say 0:12:57.320 --> 0:12:58.760 that it is like a really nice. 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:04.880 That was the funniest thing I've ever said, Thank you, 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:05.840 Oh it's great. 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:08.400 Most people say where did you come from? As like 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:11.360 a romantic thing. He was just truly fucking confused, and 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:13.800 so were the rest of us. And then she come 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:16.800 as no surprise to anyone except for maybe Crystal. That 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:21.520 feelings Tilly, what is wrong with you? Do you know 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:24.520 what's wrong with you? That you haven't been breathing enough. 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:27.280 Oxygen de brivee from doing laps underwater? 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:29.280 You're you've cooked your brandy. 0:13:29.080 --> 0:13:36.840 Blink at me and I'm like stop it, ah. 0:13:33.960 --> 0:13:43.360 Okay, So Felix and Tilly, Felix and Tinny, Tilly. 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:45.319 Really, we're good. We're good. 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:45.959 All right, we're good. 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:46.360 We're good. 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:48.920 Felix and Tilly go on the single day and Tilly 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:50.600 at this time, as much as they've had a lot 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:54.320 of physical interaction, they actually haven't had a single date 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:56.080 or had any time to actually get to know each 0:13:56.120 --> 0:13:56.800 other a bit better. 0:13:56.880 --> 0:13:59.280 And that's what I'm really intrigued to see, is like, Okay, 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:01.320 they obviously have the chemistry there, but you know, how 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:03.960 are they going to remove that for a second and 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:05.800 really get to know each other? And I want to 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:07.160 know Tilly? Like who is Tilly? 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:10.520 I'm a big food I'm a dinner girl, though I'm 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:11.440 not a brunch girl. 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:12.160 Yeah. 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:14.280 No, I like going out for dinners as like a 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:18.319 nice street I think brunch get made. It's just as 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:19.000 good at home. 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:21.840 There's a lot of small talk in the conversation. 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:24.360 It's like a tennis match, you know. Right now I'm 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:26.920 struggling to serve and I'm struggling to return cans. 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:29.520 Yeah, did you just hit me with the classic pub test? 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:30.320 Yeah? 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:34.800 Because the sexual tension is palpable. I feel like I 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:37.720 have small feet though bes I was thirteen six six 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:45.680 am I telling on myself that I. 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:47.920 Look to be fair. I think once again, i'm medical editing. 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:50.520 I do think that it's a very clever way of 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:53.600 making it seem like there conversations were really superficial. In 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:56.720 top line, I'm sure that they had more to discuss 0:14:57.080 --> 0:15:00.120 than what we saw in the same way. Okay, if 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:03.440 anyone remembers our season, this still haunts me. On our 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:04.120 final like. 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:07.360 We go, I've heard this story so many times. Move on, 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:09.000 Laura put it to bed. 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:13.480 Fucking traumatize. So when we were in Thailand and I 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:16.200 met Matt's mum and his brothers for the first. 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:18.800 Time, I'm going to make a drink. You tell the story. 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:21.400 So when I met them for the first time, we 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:25.520 had a beautiful meeting. I had such a beautiful time 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:29.000 meeting Matt's mum. It was so nice. Even your mom 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:31.920 like Matt's mum and I we're very close. It was 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:35.280 a really really special time. However, if you watched that 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:39.080 episode back, they frantically cut the way that I was 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:41.760 speaking to make it seem like I didn't have like 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:44.120 it made it seem like I had lost all agency 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:46.120 and I was just absolutely spewing word. 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:48.120 What was the question that you couldn't answer? 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:50.840 Oh, they asked me what my hobby was, and I 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:53.400 was like, grown humans don't have hobbies. We don't swim 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:58.920 laps of a pool. So I was confused by what 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:00.080 my hobby was. I was like, I don't know, I 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:03.160 don't collect fucking buttons. Who has hobbies? And then I 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:04.960 thought about it more afterwards, and I was like, oh, 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:06.800 going to the beach. I guess that's a hobby, but like, 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:09.120 what a we what are your hobbies? That was from 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:09.840 Matt's younger brother. 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:11.720 He was trying to get to know you. 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:14.920 He was he was okay, but anyway, basically, they frantically 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:17.520 cut my speaking to Matt's mum and made it seem 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:20.720 like I was insane. And I even remember speaking to 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:22.960 the producers afterwards because they do this thing, you know, 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.120 the call the voxie, where you speak directly to. 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:27.200 The camera, like recap what just happened? 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:29.840 Yeah, the producer will ask you questions and you answer 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:32.800 to the camera. And I remember them asking me and 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:35.360 being like, oh, were you really nervous because you spoke 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:37.920 so much? That was quite awkward, and I was like, 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:41.880 what was it? And then I was answering their questions, 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:43.920 but they already had an agenda for how they were 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:45.920 going to clip that together. They already had a plan 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:46.880 for if. 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:49.840 That helps you sleep better at night, Laura, than sure 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:51.360 you take that opinion. 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:53.600 Okay, what in your opinion? How to go? 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:56.960 You know, I was very worried at that point. I 0:16:57.080 --> 0:17:01.000 was like, man, Laura has absolutely bottle this date. My 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:04.560 mum is very concerned. She's on the fence. Tom was saying, Man, 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:05.520 I don't know about this girl. 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:06.359 Take the other one. 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:08.280 Yeah, And you know, every time I would like look 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:10.080 over the fence and see how the chat was going, 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:14.000 it was just you there, like Beadyi sweating, being like, ah, 0:17:14.160 --> 0:17:17.400 I need some hobbies, and I was like. 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:22.480 Fuck, okay, We'll going back to Tilly for a second. Basically, 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:24.960 the whole point of that very long monologue of my 0:17:25.040 --> 0:17:27.920 pent up trauma is because I think that they would 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:30.080 have had way more to talk about and making it 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:32.000 seem super top line is just a bit of an 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:33.400 editing technique. 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:35.480 I have heard from someone in production. 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:37.040