Speaker 1: Laura, come on, it is Friday, end of the week
Speaker 1: on the pickup.
Speaker 2: Hi girls, Happy Friday, Everyone, Happy Fridyay.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Britt if you've ever had this situation,
Speaker 3: but I was you will. I was pulled into the
Speaker 3: most awkward situation by Laura.
Speaker 4: It wasn't that awkward.
Speaker 3: I popped into their house still having a chat. I
Speaker 3: was in the area, I'm like, can I come say hi?
Speaker 3: And I hung out and Laura was home with Maddie
Speaker 3: j And out of nowhere, they both pulled me into
Speaker 3: an argument they were having right before I arrived, And
Speaker 3: then all of a sudden, I was the person who
Speaker 3: had to decide who was in the right and who
Speaker 3: is in the wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we needed an immediate couple's counselor who could sit
Speaker 2: there and like adjudicate the argument that we were. It
Speaker 2: wasn't a real argument. We're having a disagreement around Alan's
Speaker 2: lawlies actually is what it was around. I'd bought a
Speaker 2: party needs and I had specifically that was in the
Speaker 2: car with the girls and I was like, hey, sweeties.
Speaker 4: Mom's got some lollies. You can have them tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow was the day that Minch came over and I
Speaker 2: went to the cupboard to go and get the party mix,
Speaker 2: and so Matt's in the car.
Speaker 4: He hears this whole conversation.
Speaker 2: I go to get them and they're all gone, and
Speaker 2: I was like, Matt, why did you eat them? You
Speaker 2: you knew I was giving them to the girls. I
Speaker 2: told them whilst you were driving, and he just claimed
Speaker 2: though he had no memory. And then anyway, it was
Speaker 2: very stupid, but Mitch got dragged into it because he
Speaker 2: needed someone to be on my side.
Speaker 1: I was in the front door or I was like, hey, Mit,
Speaker 1: Jo need your take on this.
Speaker 5: I always get dragged into the arguments, and I hate
Speaker 5: sometimes I have to go and sit outside like I'm
Speaker 5: the child, and I'm like, makeet.
Speaker 4: Stop, Mom and dad a five.
Speaker 1: Why are you guys hanging out eating lollies without me?
Speaker 2: That's why we weren't eating lollies because my husband ate
Speaker 2: them when there was none left for the children.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's a mine and technicality. Why were you guys
Speaker 5: hanging out almost eating lollies without me?
Speaker 4: Sorry? Which was just in the area.
Speaker 1: In the area, I was like a lost puppy.
Speaker 3: I had time to kill the I don't believe that
Speaker 3: they have a nice house in one of the guest rooms.
Speaker 1: Can I pay rent? Can I live here?
Speaker 4: Like you don't pay for anything?
Speaker 6: Ride.
Speaker 1: But my favorite part is when you makeup all of
Speaker 1: a sudden. It's a love first. I love you, honey,
Speaker 1: I love you, I love you. They just kiss them.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 1: It's very true. You guys are beautiful.
Speaker 2: We love each other a lot, and we fight of
Speaker 2: a very dumb stuff, and I think that's important.
Speaker 4: We don't want to fight over the big things anyway.
Speaker 2: Look, coming up, I have a girlfriend who was caught.
Speaker 4: She wasn't caught.
Speaker 2: Actually she caught someone else in her house in a
Speaker 2: very compromising position, and I feel like it is every
Speaker 2: woman's worst nightmare.
Speaker 1: Great, all right, can't wait to hear that. That's next
Speaker 1: here at the pickup. Welcome to Friday.
Speaker 2: So on the weekend, I was having a conversation with
Speaker 2: one of my girlfriends and we were talking about cleaners,
Speaker 2: like getting a cleaner for the house.
Speaker 4: I have a question for you guys.
Speaker 2: Do you have cleaners that come to your house like
Speaker 2: once a week or once a fortnight just to help,
Speaker 2: you know, get things back in order and kind of
Speaker 2: like get it back to ground.
Speaker 5: Zero so that you can start again every three months.
Speaker 5: I mean for every three weeks. I have someone someone
Speaker 5: kind of deep clean. I keep it clean, top line clean,
Speaker 5: they do, the deep line they do.
Speaker 4: And what about you, miss.
Speaker 1: Well, I live at home with my parents, right.
Speaker 2: So you've got a twenty four hour cleaner on hand.
Speaker 1: No. I what I do is my thing. Thank you
Speaker 1: for living rent freeze. I pay for a house clean
Speaker 1: every month.
Speaker 4: Okay, once a month. But do you do because I
Speaker 4: feel like you're making that up.
Speaker 5: A lot.
Speaker 2: This is like, this is like when you told us
Speaker 2: you do the grocery shopping for your household, But really
Speaker 2: what you meant by that as you just do it
Speaker 2: with your mum's credit card.
Speaker 1: What I mean is I did the grocery shoping one.
Speaker 4: Time online from your bedroom with your mum's hold.
Speaker 2: One look, My question is when you know that the
Speaker 2: cleaner is coming, do you do the clean for the cleanup?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: Do you put everything away and tidy up hoping that
Speaker 2: when they come they can at least clean around stuff.
Speaker 4: A hundred percent? Like I wash my hair and blow
Speaker 4: dry when I go to the hair dresses because I'm like.
Speaker 3: I want to look good for you or when you
Speaker 3: go to the dentist and you scrub your teeth harder
Speaker 3: than you've ever scrubbed in your lin.
Speaker 2: There's no plark left. You scraped it off. Okay, So
Speaker 2: this conversation was having a girlfriend. We're at the farmer's
Speaker 2: market and she was like, something happened to me this week,
Speaker 2: and I was like, please tell me more. So, she
Speaker 2: has a cleaner that comes to her house once a week.
Speaker 2: She's got kids, so you know, she really needs the
Speaker 2: extra hands to help her. And normally she's the type
Speaker 2: of person who would go and do the pre clean
Speaker 2: before the cleaner comes. And she's like, this day, I
Speaker 2: was running late. I knew they were going to get
Speaker 2: there at ten. It was ten thirty. Anyway, She's like,
Speaker 2: I unlocked the door and I went inside and it's
Speaker 2: a team of like four people that come in and
Speaker 2: they just they just absolutely blitz it top to bottom.
Speaker 2: They're done in half an hour, you know. So they
Speaker 2: come in and they just do everything. So she said hello, Hello,
Speaker 2: hello to the cleaners that were downstairs.
Speaker 1: Sorry, no time for a pre cleanin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so so sorry, the house is a mare.
Speaker 2: So sorry, said hellos And she thought that that was
Speaker 2: the entire team.
Speaker 4: They were doing the downstairs.
Speaker 2: She assumed the upstairs was finished, so she thought I
Speaker 2: was just hide away in the bedroom. So she runs
Speaker 2: upstairs to a bedroom and she opens the door and
Speaker 2: there is standing one of the cleaners holding her vibrator.
Speaker 2: What so she walked in on a cleaner holding her
Speaker 2: vibrator and the vibrator was on.
Speaker 1: Just was she using it?
Speaker 4: So many questions? Was she closed?
Speaker 2: She wasn't a she. He was not using it. He
Speaker 2: was just standing there. Apparently he was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I was cleaning and I knocked it
Speaker 2: and it turned on, and then he didn't know how
Speaker 2: to turn it off.
Speaker 4: He was fully clothed.
Speaker 2: He wasn't doing anything inappropriate with it. But I would
Speaker 2: say they probably standing holding someone else's vibrator with it.
Speaker 4: On is pretty inappropriate.
Speaker 7: Don't.
Speaker 5: You don't knock a vibrator on, you hold it down.
Speaker 5: It's got a lot of technicoy. Please you pay twenty
Speaker 5: four even I know I'm in a long distance relationship.
Speaker 4: You do the math?
Speaker 1: Can I say?
Speaker 3: I actually argue they're very hard to turn off. Some
Speaker 3: of them are like touch capacity.
Speaker 4: That's what I think happened.
Speaker 2: I think he turned it on and then he was like, oh, like,
Speaker 2: how do I turn this off? And he was trying
Speaker 2: to go through the setting. You know, you got like
Speaker 2: the hum setting.
Speaker 1: The buzz buzz setting, it's like an old Nokia.
Speaker 4: Is he trying to clean it? Do you reckon? I
Speaker 4: don't know why.
Speaker 3: Sorry, you invited cleaner over to clean the house. They're
Speaker 3: not cleaning your items. If they're going through your bedside table,
Speaker 3: it's a.
Speaker 1: Breach of trust.
Speaker 2: Also, we also know that cleaners never actually don't clean
Speaker 2: the things they clean around stuff, but apparently so I
Speaker 2: dug so I was like, surely, how has this happened?
Speaker 2: And she was like, I don't keep my vibrators out.
Speaker 2: It was in the cupboard, so oh that is very
Speaker 2: and turned it on.
Speaker 4: Taking it out, turned it on, walked across and held
Speaker 4: it in his hand.
Speaker 2: It made me think, like I have her think about
Speaker 2: how many outrageous things cleaners would find in people's houses
Speaker 2: who were cleaning around totally.
Speaker 1: I want to know if, like, if you are a cleaner, Hi, Jason.
Speaker 6: Yes, I've been cleaning for about five years.
Speaker 4: Now, what did you find.
Speaker 8: I've never told this to anyone because it's so uncomfortable
Speaker 8: to talk about.
Speaker 6: But about three months into my business, I was cleaning
Speaker 6: this lady's house and I've done it three or four times,
Speaker 6: and I never usually cleaned her son's bedroom, but she
Speaker 6: asked me to clean it this time, and I distinctly.
Speaker 8: Remember its smelled. The only way I can describe is
Speaker 8: like Coreene. And as I was as I was cleaning
Speaker 8: the bedside table, I just the smell got so unbearable.
Speaker 8: I under the bunk there there, and there was a
Speaker 8: cardboard box that was full of bodily fluid.
Speaker 4: Jason, what.
Speaker 2: Jason, nobody should be subjected to that.
Speaker 4: It's not cardboard box, that.
Speaker 6: Would have been paper, and some of it were steeping
Speaker 6: through the bottom.
Speaker 3: Okay, Jason hold On, Producer Graces saying at Jason Clean's
Speaker 3: on INSTAGRAMM did you post about this stuff?
Speaker 1: Jason?
Speaker 6: Not about this stuff.
Speaker 8: But I do make videos And I actually met Laura
Speaker 8: at a cleaning event hosted by Maddie that I competed in.
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, hold on, wait.
Speaker 3: Laura's house was so messy they had to make a competition.
Speaker 1: Who can finish this house? Who can clean up this
Speaker 1: big side?
Speaker 4: Jason?
Speaker 2: I can, I can guarantee, we don't have anything about
Speaker 2: in our house.
Speaker 4: Jason. When was this?
Speaker 2: Now I need to walk down memory lane the event
Speaker 2: we met at.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was the Viva House of Spills that Maddie
Speaker 8: hosted that I competed in in one.
Speaker 2: Of course, the Via House of makes sense, makes sense, Jason, congratulations,
Speaker 2: you deserve a win after that, that's for sure.
Speaker 4: Hands up, Jason, never clean, Laura and Jason wes My
Speaker 4: house will be a treat after that.
Speaker 3: Okay one, well, thank you, Jason. Emily on the last
Speaker 3: one will even cleaner. What did you find? Can you
Speaker 3: beat the cardboard box?
Speaker 9: That's a pretty good one. But my ex, now, thank god,
Speaker 9: I was away on a girl's weekend and he was
Speaker 9: a Fifox worker, and my cleaner contacted me on the
Speaker 9: Monday morning and was like, look, I don't need to
Speaker 9: be cleaning up this. I found a used condom and
Speaker 9: my ex and I didn't use contondom.
Speaker 2: You were away, That's how you found out it was
Speaker 2: cheating on you. Oh my god, Emma, what did you do?
Speaker 9: So he was a Fifoux worker, so he was gone
Speaker 9: by the time I got home. So all of these
Speaker 9: things were donated to Viny's before his next return home.
Speaker 1: So he flew out and just never flew back in.
Speaker 1: This is his final flyout.
Speaker 4: Well played.
Speaker 5: I remember going to my ex's house. He wasn't Max
Speaker 5: of the time, he was my partner at the time.
Speaker 5: I remember going over to his house. I hadn't been
Speaker 5: there in a while and there was a pregnancy test
Speaker 5: on the sink.
Speaker 4: Give away. Yeah, we stay together for.
Speaker 5: So my partner Ben is currently visiting myself and Australia
Speaker 5: from Scotland slash Switzerland, which we've been having a lovely
Speaker 5: little time together.
Speaker 4: So we've been together.
Speaker 5: Over a year and a half, somewhere between year and
Speaker 5: a half and two years. Every couple of months we
Speaker 5: get to because we're long distance, so we get to
Speaker 5: go over and meet each other and we learn something
Speaker 5: new about each other every time. We're perpetually in the
Speaker 5: honeymoon phase when we see each other. But now that
Speaker 5: it's one and a half to two years, we start to,
Speaker 5: I guess, settle into the relationship more and it's not
Speaker 5: always honeymoon phase. And we've been fighting a lot on
Speaker 5: this holiday and it's always about the one thing.
Speaker 4: I have realized that we.
Speaker 5: Cannot under any circumstance play any sort of sport or
Speaker 5: anything to do with competition, from uno card games, board
Speaker 5: games to tennis to basketball, like shooting hoops. We've fought
Speaker 5: over frisbee, we fight over badminton, you name it.
Speaker 4: If there is a sport we're gonna have a fight about.
Speaker 3: But that's because he's a professional athlete. He plays soccer
Speaker 3: full time. He's competitive.
Speaker 4: Y have soccer? Why are you at my throat?
Speaker 1: BG?
Speaker 5: We play tennis and the ball goes out. He's so
Speaker 5: competitive that we, without doubt end up in a full
Speaker 5: on brawl every single time.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's over?
Speaker 4: I can't be sure. No, it's definitely not over. But
Speaker 4: I'm like, what do I do about this?
Speaker 5: Because I'm so into my sports, Like I love outdoor activities,
Speaker 5: I love physicality, but I also want to go and
Speaker 5: have fun.
Speaker 4: Like it's not Wimbledon. We're at the local tennis shop.
Speaker 2: I feel like if you know, he's going to ask
Speaker 2: up about it, just like avoid playing sports with someone
Speaker 2: who's so angry about sport.
Speaker 4: All the time. But that's what I'm saying. I love it, so.
Speaker 1: You enjoy it. Are you still gonna do what you
Speaker 1: told me? You did a couple months ago.
Speaker 3: Where you play sports, but instead of having like a
Speaker 3: oh I think you'll win, I think you'll win, you
Speaker 3: have a bet like a bounty, so if you win,
Speaker 3: you get a bitchy bag, and if he wins, he
Speaker 3: gets some sort of drink on me.
Speaker 5: Well, I guess that's what it is, because we don't
Speaker 5: just play normal sport. We always put a bet on it,
Speaker 5: one hundred percent, always put a bit on it. And
Speaker 5: that's probably why we get so fierce because neither of
Speaker 5: us wants to pay up on the bet. Yeah, but
Speaker 5: don't you have that one thing that you fight about
Speaker 5: on holiday?
Speaker 3: I remember my ex couldn't drive, so we'd always used
Speaker 3: to go overseason. Our big thing was like we'd love
Speaker 3: to hire a car and like leave in a city
Speaker 3: for a little bit. So we did La for like
Speaker 3: three weeks and we hired a car, we had a
Speaker 3: house in airbnb. We're like, let's leave in LA. And
Speaker 3: he couldn't drive. So I was exhausted all the time
Speaker 3: from driving and he's like.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's annoying.
Speaker 3: And he always had it because he couldn't drive, he
Speaker 3: had nothing to fall back on.
Speaker 2: We fight about, like the one thing that I think
Speaker 2: a lot of parents fight about. It's around like the
Speaker 2: packing to go on holidays. It's not that when we're
Speaker 2: on holidays, we're fine. It's the getting ready for the holidays.
Speaker 2: Because for a long time there, Matt would only leave
Speaker 2: enough time to get himself ready to go on the holiday.
Speaker 2: But it meant that I was packing for myself and
Speaker 2: the kids, and then he was just like half an
Speaker 2: hour pack his bag, go and have a shower, and
Speaker 2: then we'd still be running late to the airport. So
Speaker 2: it was always the getting to the airport thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah you got to here's the dog. He's good now,
Speaker 4: he's come a long way.
Speaker 2: There's been many conversations that's gotten into a place of
Speaker 2: being great producer.
Speaker 1: Grace. You were saying that you have airport fights with
Speaker 1: your wife Diana.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we've been together almost seven years, no, almost eight
Speaker 7: years now, and without a doubt, every time we get
Speaker 7: to the airport, we fight about which customs line we
Speaker 7: should go in, like the.
Speaker 4: One where you're either foreign or no.
Speaker 7: No, no, not not necessarily about which like actual category, literally
Speaker 7: just just.
Speaker 4: Going to be the quickest.
Speaker 7: I'm a big believer in once you're in a line,
Speaker 7: you need to just stay there and it'll be fine.
Speaker 1: That's a chumps game.
Speaker 7: Diana will make a switch all the time, and then
Speaker 7: you'll switch and then that line's going longer.
Speaker 4: It is my biggest pet peeve in the world. Pick
Speaker 4: a line, stay in it.
Speaker 5: But you know what you can do if you're like
Speaker 5: two of you, you can commit to the other line
Speaker 5: like one each and whoever's moving quicker, then you quickly
Speaker 5: run over and you're like, sorry, my wife's in there.
Speaker 1: And no.
Speaker 2: If I was you and Diana jumped ship to go
Speaker 2: on the line that she thought was moving faster, and
Speaker 2: I was like, actually going to stay here, I'd be like,
Speaker 2: don't you come back crawling back here?
Speaker 4: You stay in your line, you go to the back.
Speaker 5: But then for Diana when she shoots through and your line, don't.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I came across an article the other day which I
Speaker 2: think could be the stupidest suing?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 2: Is that even a way of describing like someone who's
Speaker 2: the stupest lawsuit thank you that I have ever seen?
Speaker 2: But I would love to get your take on this. Okay,
Speaker 2: there is a guy in the UK who is suing
Speaker 2: Apple for five million dollars.
Speaker 1: The company, not the fruit.
Speaker 4: He's not sewing Apples.
Speaker 2: No, he's suing the company Apple, because you know how
Speaker 2: you can sync across multiple devices. So if you're sending
Speaker 2: text messages on your iPhone, those messages can sync to
Speaker 2: your iPad or your desktop or whatever whatebout other device
Speaker 2: you use. Right, So what has happened in this situation
Speaker 2: is this man has sent some messages from his iPhone,
Speaker 2: he has deleted those messages from his iPhone, and he
Speaker 2: is also logged in across multiple accounts, so he's logged
Speaker 2: in on his iPad, he's logged in on his desktop,
Speaker 2: and he assumed that because he had deleted them from
Speaker 2: his phone, that they would have been deleted from all devices. Now,
Speaker 2: unfortunate for him, messages he was sending were to an escort,
Speaker 2: and his wife went on the iPad and she found
Speaker 2: these streams and streams.
Speaker 4: Of messages that he thought had been deleted.
Speaker 2: Now, the claim that he is putting forward to Apple
Speaker 2: is that he is suing Apple for the breakdown of
Speaker 2: his marriage, not because he was texting escorts, but because
Speaker 2: he's saying that had the device worked according to how
Speaker 2: it like, how it's specified that once you deleted. It's deleted,
Speaker 2: then he would not have any problems. His wife would
Speaker 2: be none the wiser. And so he's suing them for
Speaker 2: the service not working in the way in which it should.
Speaker 5: So is it actually supposed to be that way? Does
Speaker 5: Apple say that if you delete it off one message?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 4: Yes, does so that's the thing.
Speaker 2: The reason why it's like gone askew is Apparently it does,
Speaker 2: but only if you're logged into iCloud across all devices.
Speaker 2: So even if you're so, if you're logged into i
Speaker 2: Cloud on your phone but you're not logged into i
Speaker 2: Cloud on your iPad, it'll download the message, but it
Speaker 2: won't delete the message.
Speaker 1: Sorry, but you can't see.
Speaker 4: It's like a user error.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a user error. It's not my fault if
Speaker 3: I'm being the wife here or the Apple here.
Speaker 1: It's his fault. He's illiterate, he doesn't know how to
Speaker 1: use his technology. I know.
Speaker 2: I mean it's almost like his fault because he was
Speaker 2: having an affair.
Speaker 5: Tools work No, but a fair aside, right If Apple
Speaker 5: have said that the rule is you delete off one,
Speaker 5: it deletes a lot of everything. Even if he did
Speaker 5: have an affair, he has a leg to stand on. Right,
Speaker 5: he is paying for a service that didn't work, so yes,
Speaker 5: but it sounds like it was user error and he
Speaker 5: just hadn't logged in to sync them across all the devices,
Speaker 5: so mate sucked in.
Speaker 2: Well no, that's the issue, right, And that's why he
Speaker 2: is able to go ahead with this lawsuit is because
Speaker 2: that technicality of needing to be logged in across you know,
Speaker 2: into your iCloud across all devices hasn't been specified and
Speaker 2: so it was like Apple's fault that they hadn't made
Speaker 2: that clause very very clear, and so because it wasn't clear,
Speaker 2: he just assumed that, well, if it can download onto
Speaker 2: that device, it'll obviously delete off that device. So this
Speaker 2: has only come to light now because Apple's put out
Speaker 2: a statement so that this this mistake can't happen again.
Speaker 4: So did he win, Well, I don't know. It's going
Speaker 4: to court now, like he's actually issuing Apple.
Speaker 1: What was Apple statement?
Speaker 4: Well, they haven't come back with that.
Speaker 2: Basically, the statement that I read was around like where
Speaker 2: the error has occurred, and it was more so almost
Speaker 2: a warning so that other people don't make the same.
Speaker 4: Responsibility yet literally, but.
Speaker 3: You know what's crazy only a few weeks ago we
Speaker 3: had the new iOS updates for Apple to in the
Speaker 3: new phones coming later in the year. And there are
Speaker 3: so many features that people are assuming to well not
Speaker 3: to save cheaters. You can now lock your messages, lock
Speaker 3: your photos, lock any app on your phone with face ID.
Speaker 1: You can also hide apps.
Speaker 3: So if you've got I mean, you know, used for
Speaker 3: dating apps, if you're a corporate work life person you
Speaker 3: don't want anyone to know, say, for example, you've got
Speaker 3: Grinder or Tinder, you can hide those apps so no
Speaker 3: one knows they're on your phone. They're in a hidden spot.
Speaker 3: So Apple are now going maybe this lawsuit has inspired
Speaker 3: them internally to go, shoot, we need to tighten up
Speaker 3: our cheating laws.
Speaker 5: I think technology has made it so much easier to cheat,
Speaker 5: but at the same time so much.
Speaker 4: Easier to get caught out.
Speaker 5: Like it's almost equal, Like you can cheat so easily,
Speaker 5: but technologies everywhere and everything, and it goes to the
Speaker 5: clouds and it goes to the.
Speaker 1: I found a cheating X on it is Apple Watch.
Speaker 5: Wow, you also checked the word.
Speaker 1: Yes, I did so.
Speaker 2: But back in the day, like unless you saw what
Speaker 2: was a bit of perfume or lipstick on the collar
Speaker 2: or a note in the pocket. How would you know
Speaker 2: Whereas now there's so many ways. But I am so
Speaker 2: interested in this space and finding out whether or not
Speaker 2: he's actually able to win, because like morally aside, obviously
Speaker 2: the guy is a complete jerk.
Speaker 4: Don't cheat on your partners.
Speaker 2: But if you think you've got technology on your side
Speaker 2: and it's a service that you're paying for, then maybe
Speaker 2: he has a leg.
Speaker 1: To stand up. The cheat of the Apple will keep
Speaker 1: you updated in this saga.