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Speaker 1: Everybody, it's time for Jonesy and Amanda's cutting fall on

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Speaker 1: the cutting room floor today. When you were at school,

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Speaker 1: did you like a diorama?

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Speaker 2: Oh god, you loved a diorama. I never made one

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Speaker 2: single diorama my school projects. The most elaborate I ever

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Speaker 2: got was putting some white rice folded up in glad wrap,

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Speaker 2: stapled it to a piece of cardboard and said, this

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Speaker 2: is what they ate in Asia. That's as elaborate as

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Speaker 2: my projects got.

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Speaker 3: I was such a dab hand at dioramas, and it

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Speaker 3: all started. I remember the first time I made some

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Speaker 3: the oldie parchment. You just got a piece of paper

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Speaker 3: around the edges, but I've soaked in milk, and then yeah,

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Speaker 3: I let it say I'm a professional and get some

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Speaker 3: cursive riding. When it's driving it a milk, you burn

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Speaker 3: around the edges and you get like your the only

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Speaker 3: the only time, because.

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Speaker 2: If you just burn around the edges without doing that

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Speaker 2: sense of burns a house, well.

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Speaker 1: Then I found that you could put the more you.

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Speaker 3: Burn it, the less they could read giant tracks of

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Speaker 3: script that wasn't in there.

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Speaker 1: Who that's the oldie world is just weather well.

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Speaker 3: Sir, It's just the old Times, it's just weather, and

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Speaker 3: they said, no, it's not Jones.

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Speaker 1: You made it last week.

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Speaker 2: And also it's a project about the future.

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Speaker 3: And they also said, you didn't make it last week,

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Speaker 3: you made it last night.

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Speaker 2: So what were your favorite dire arma?

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Speaker 3: Oh, okay, the Titanic? What did you depict the Titanic sinking?

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Speaker 3: But how?

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Speaker 2: But tell me how?

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Speaker 1: So you get a.

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Speaker 3: Fruit box, cardboard box on its side, a bit of

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Speaker 3: cardboard in the middle. That's the divider between the surface

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Speaker 3: and under.

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Speaker 1: The water.

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Speaker 2: That you inserted that cardboard.

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Speaker 3: You insert the cardboard and you get an iceberg, you know,

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Speaker 3: all a little bit of tip and then.

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Speaker 1: A huge underneath and then made out of what at

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Speaker 1: a cardboard or whatever you had.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I'd use a bit of paper mache there the

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Speaker 3: chicken wire paper mache, celebate.

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Speaker 1: And then I have a ship, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, a storeboard ship, perhaps like an old model that

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Speaker 3: I hadn't bothered finish, and I put that in and

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Speaker 3: that was.

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Speaker 2: Cut into it with a Stanley knife.

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Speaker 1: You do all, yeah, it was just chrish.

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Speaker 3: Look at the scar. Look at the scar here? Can

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Speaker 3: you say that on my front? That's from the Stanley knife.

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Speaker 3: Dealing with making Diane Ramas as a kid.

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Speaker 2: So a lot of people died on the Titanic, but

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Speaker 2: your scar I should.

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Speaker 1: Be a part of it.

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Speaker 3: I should be when James Cameron put together anotherwise documentary,

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Speaker 3: I should say, well, look at this, forget that, forget

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Speaker 3: about floating around in the water and drowning.

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Speaker 1: Look at this, Look at that. So that was my

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Speaker 1: I'm king of the world. My Titanic was so good.

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Speaker 3: One year in fifth class, I presented it and got

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Speaker 3: an A plus.

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Speaker 1: Next year in sixth class.

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Speaker 3: Dug it up, presented it again and got it a minus.

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Speaker 3: The teacher, because it's a different teacher didn't even know,

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Speaker 3: said let's how you.

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Speaker 2: Got your job, and presented.

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Speaker 1: It was dog Doggi by Ownes. We saw that.

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Speaker 3: Fifty times his career. Sinking mate, I made another. I

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Speaker 3: made some great ones. I made one of the gold mines,

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Speaker 3: made a gold mine once again.

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Speaker 2: Cardboard box on my side.

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Speaker 3: This time discovered plastra paris. And once you learn how

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Speaker 3: pasta of paris hardens. So what I got was some foam,

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Speaker 3: you know, spongy foam. So I made like a like

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Speaker 3: a square of spongy foam from an old lounge. So

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Speaker 3: I cut out some tracks in it in the spongy foam.

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Speaker 3: Then I filled that, I covered that with plaster so

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Speaker 3: it hardened. And then I painted a round and I

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Speaker 3: put like a old school miners like army soldiers, put

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Speaker 3: them in there, pretending they're in.

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Speaker 1: The gold mines of Victoria whatever.

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Speaker 3: And then I brought it out again, painted and got

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Speaker 3: some other army men with.

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Speaker 1: Guns and stuff, and that was your war one. But

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Speaker 1: I got caught out. The teacher said, oh, you've done.

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Speaker 2: And I also asked, was it really an old so

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Speaker 2: for your mum looked the other way.

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Speaker 1: No, it was an old It was an old time.

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Speaker 2: I understood how plaster Paris hardened because a friend of.

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Speaker 1: Mine, you two it with kiss.

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Speaker 2: I had a pen friend in I think it was

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Speaker 2: England or America, I can't even remember. But i'd sent

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Speaker 2: her with sending each other cassettes, and she sent a

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Speaker 2: cassette back saying, what sounds like your mum was a

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Speaker 2: bit cranky. And I had no idea that while I

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Speaker 2: was chatting to her, I kept the recording going and

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Speaker 2: I was making some kind of doll arrangement of plaster

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Speaker 2: of Paris all over at the back steps, and it

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Speaker 2: had fused onto the Yeah, yeah, and Mum hadn't been happy,

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Speaker 2: And that's what was recorded and sent to my pen friends.

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Speaker 1: So the late Jennifer Keller laughed, yelling at her daughter.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't remember mum yelling, but I wouldn't have

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Speaker 2: been happy. Would you have been happy at pasta Paris

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Speaker 2: stuck all over your steps?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: I would not like not at all unless it was

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Speaker 1: fashioned into a gold field then thrilled War one battlefield.

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Speaker 3: Why are you talking about the reason I bring this

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Speaker 3: up is because and I thought that the days of

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Speaker 3: the diorama was gone.

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Speaker 1: The kids didn't make them anymore.

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Speaker 3: Because my kids at school would do the Easter Easter

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Speaker 3: they do this Easter was east of Diorama, I think

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Speaker 3: it was. It was called Easter Diorama.

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Speaker 2: Let me guess, is that the only homework you ever

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Speaker 2: helped them win?

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Speaker 1: I helped him out.

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Speaker 3: I had a Batman and it was but it was

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Speaker 3: egg Man, so two eggs, you know, don't like Batman

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Speaker 3: and Robin with a whole backdrop.

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Speaker 1: That was pretty good.

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Speaker 2: I've got them sitting Did they have to pretend they'd

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Speaker 2: made it?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: They you know they did you get any help from anyone.

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Speaker 3: And when they switched on the lights, they had all

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Speaker 3: these lights in the building. And then I had another

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Speaker 3: one which got a bit of derision and didn't get

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Speaker 3: My daughter didn't want to go with it, but I said,

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Speaker 3: this will be good broken egg.

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Speaker 2: Mountain and what were the eggs doing?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 3: That one was broken and one was looking forlorn you know,

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Speaker 3: a little cowboy hat and roman. He said, I don't

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Speaker 3: want to do it. I said this will win, and

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Speaker 3: it did and it didn't even get put at the

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Speaker 3: front display of all the exhibitions. That's what it was called,

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Speaker 3: the exhibition for Easter. Now they do hats because of me. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: I can't help those people of the Shire weren't really

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Speaker 3: open to a homosexual cowboys advanced. But the reason I

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Speaker 3: brought it up is on Instagram. The perfect science project

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Speaker 3: doesn't ex meaning hold my beer this young kids go

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Speaker 3: to a diorama. Does your cat's butthole really touch all

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Speaker 3: the surfaces in.

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Speaker 2: Your and what if they present it's a fold.

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Speaker 3: Out one, so it's not there's no models in it.

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Speaker 3: But nonetheless I do appreciate is it quite thorough what

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Speaker 3: the kid's done?

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Speaker 2: And are they looking at where the cat sits, whether

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Speaker 2: it's bums, touching.

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Speaker 1: Things, quite extraordinary, quite extraordinary.

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Speaker 2: Does end up saying that, yes, it touches every surface

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Speaker 2: pretty much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the cat's buttle is everywhere.

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Speaker 3: I would have liked to have seen a replica of

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Speaker 3: the cat's buttole made.

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Speaker 2: From plaster apparent.

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Speaker 1: I think you can do it.

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Speaker 2: You can use it as a pencil sharp later on,

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Speaker 2: later on.

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Speaker 3: These are the handy things. But kid, I salute you.

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Speaker 3: I think it's great if I get army soldiers in there.

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Speaker 2: Another war has passed. The cotton room fall.

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Speaker 1: Okay, kids, that's it for today. Come back tomorrow from

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Speaker 1: more of Cholsey and a Man this cutting room for

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Speaker 1: the cotton moo fall