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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. Sam.

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Speaker 2: You know, we always think that society is going to

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Speaker 2: hell in a handbasket, But according to Mikey Robin's new

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Speaker 2: book Reprehensible, we've always been going to hell in a

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Speaker 2: hand basket.

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Speaker 1: Mikey, good morning, Hidary.

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Speaker 2: I'm very well. Thank you. It's nice to hear your

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Speaker 2: little voice.

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Speaker 1: It's lovely to talk to you, and it's always loved

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Speaker 1: to talk to Jones. Well, thank you, Mike.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was the Amanda Kelisha for a minute there,

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Speaker 2: but I'm glad that you've acknowledged me.

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Speaker 1: And that's great. Yeah, it's it's so good. She still

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Speaker 1: keeps you in work, mate.

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Speaker 2: You can come by any time. Mikey, Well, let's look

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Speaker 2: at love him no reprehensible. Even just looking at the

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Speaker 2: back of this book. Katherine the Great had pornographic furniture

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Speaker 2: made she and Jonsy.

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Speaker 1: She had a coffee table that was so filthy. I

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Speaker 1: can't even describe it on your program? Can you? Can

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Speaker 1: you dance around it? What was holding the table wasn't legs,

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Speaker 1: And what was at the base of the of that

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Speaker 1: of those legs wasn't soccer balls? Really really, and also

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Speaker 1: also too. She shared a massive collection to really pornographic

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Speaker 1: snuff boxes. Put it like this, the things on the

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Speaker 1: cover are probably the second most google things on porn

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Speaker 1: hub on her snuff boxes, on her snuff boxes. And

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Speaker 1: then I think two is because she used to take lovers,

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Speaker 1: but before she took a lover, the guy had to

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Speaker 1: go and have a test of her doctor. And then

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Speaker 1: one of her favorite female ladies in waiting would have

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Speaker 1: to take the poor bloke out for a test run

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Speaker 1: to see if he was up to it.

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Speaker 2: Because she's an assistant, she was always up for it,

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Speaker 2: wasn't she.

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Speaker 1: Catherine the Grass look. A lot of rooms about Catherine

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Speaker 1: the Great were made up by her enemies, but she

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Speaker 1: herself did say she needed to have sex six times

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Speaker 1: a day just to concentrate six times.

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Speaker 2: How did she function running a country like that?

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Speaker 1: Well, apparently she kept her mind clear away. And the

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Speaker 1: other thing too, is if if you were one of

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Speaker 1: her favorite lovers but you had to sort of go

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Speaker 1: away and be in a war. How can I put

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Speaker 1: this politely? She'd have a replica made. I'll just leave

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Speaker 1: it at that.

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Speaker 2: Really, what about the you know? Hans Christian Anderson, children's

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Speaker 2: book author apparently he's written as like a saucy diary.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and he used to like a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a loane time. I'll just leave it at that, and

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Speaker 1: wrote about it every time in his diary. You see,

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Speaker 1: you see a little cross means he's had some alone time,

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Speaker 1: and quite often, in fact, he used to go into

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Speaker 1: Copenhagen to visit prostitutes to talk to them, then go

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Speaker 1: home and have a bit of a loan time. And

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Speaker 1: then there's a story about the time it was Charles

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Speaker 1: Dickens's house guest and he drove everyone up the wall

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Speaker 1: like he's just the Dickers' son. Give him a shave

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Speaker 1: every day, he said, I was old Danish custom, which,

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Speaker 1: by the way, it's not the books. Like a lot

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Speaker 1: of our heroes, they're a bit weird. Sir Isaac Newton. Well,

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Speaker 1: I call the chapter about him the Trouble with Isaac.

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Speaker 1: He used to fantasize about burning his parents' house down,

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Speaker 1: and he kept a crossbow hidden from his mother. Isaac

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Speaker 1: Newton was a real.

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Speaker 2: Weirdo weird And this is just me looking at the

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Speaker 2: back of the book. There must be so many amazing

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Speaker 2: stories tell us about the pharaoh who, yes.

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Speaker 1: Peppi the second Pepper the second Well first off is

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Speaker 1: a major collector of pygmies. He's crazy for pigmies, but

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Speaker 1: wasn't too if he if he was having a picnic,

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Speaker 1: he used to make his slaves strip down naked and

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Speaker 1: then cover them with honey so they could walk around

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Speaker 1: to get the flies off his food. But why the

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Speaker 1: naked stuff?

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Speaker 2: Do they need to dot change?

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Speaker 1: Is? That's one of the in his book. There's so

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Speaker 1: much nudraty apart from Ulysses S. Grant, the Great Civil

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Speaker 1: War general and American President who claimed to his dying day,

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Speaker 1: no one, not even his wife or his doctors, had

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Speaker 1: ever seen him in the nutty wow?

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Speaker 2: Is either one that a thousand pairs of pants or

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Speaker 2: something you wrote about.

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Speaker 1: That was chestraight Arthur the American president who didn't have

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Speaker 1: a bodyguard, but he had a personal dress up. He

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Speaker 1: was such a dandy and he had so many pairs

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Speaker 1: of pants, used to change clothes eight times a day.

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Speaker 1: Imagine if you met Catherine the Great would never work out.

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Speaker 2: She wants sex six times, He's going to get changed

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Speaker 2: eight times?

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Speaker 1: Yes, checked to catch him in mid change.

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Speaker 2: Well, Mikey, this book is great.

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Speaker 1: Sounds fabulous, reprehensible, not the books reprehensible. It's titled reprehensible.

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Speaker 1: It's in all good bookstores today.

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Speaker 2: And it's good to see you doing work during the

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Speaker 2: Corona crisis.

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Speaker 1: My man. Oh, someone's got to keep busy. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad that's you and Catherine the Great.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, I'm trying to do that. But the other

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Speaker 1: watch what wasn't here?

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Speaker 2: She doesn't care marketing your diary on your Mokey

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Speaker 1: Mikey joins the end Amanda in the morning, but at

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Speaker 1: one point seven, tell you