Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 1: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 1: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,
Speaker 1: some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 1: No, you know, I had it in the car on
Speaker 1: the way home and I didn't have a spood, so
Speaker 1: I was like an hour a dillo trying to get
Speaker 1: ants out of a whole. Bless yourself for the rude
Speaker 1: shocks of young adults food bean fingered as an awful sensation.
Speaker 2: You haven't been thinking about the right person.
Speaker 1: Goodness makes is just I'm still to buy a couple
Speaker 1: of mitches.
Speaker 3: Hi, it's Jenna.
Speaker 2: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 2: this season.
Speaker 1: Sorry now he is Mitch Julie and Mitchell koo he
Speaker 1: let Michuck games, Good after, good afternoon? When this is timeless?
Speaker 2: Really? Yeah? Hello, hello, welcome back?
Speaker 1: Where the fuck did you get a glass of wine from?
Speaker 2: Sorry? I just help myself.
Speaker 1: You really did rep.
Speaker 2: Is this your wine?
Speaker 1: No, it Hayden's wine.
Speaker 2: I don't drink Oh sorry, Hayden, quite a decent portion expense.
Speaker 1: You've dropped too because he's on the only organic trend.
Speaker 1: He only drinks organic wines.
Speaker 2: What difference does that make?
Speaker 1: All the natural wines have no preservatives, right, the preservatives
Speaker 1: of what gives you the hangover?
Speaker 2: Just for context, idiots, Mitchell Cherry decided to be a
Speaker 2: real diva today. He's like, no, I'm so tired, I'm
Speaker 2: not driving to the studio. You all come to me.
Speaker 2: So we're in his house.
Speaker 1: That's not what I said.
Speaker 2: And I just walked in and bloody helped myself. I
Speaker 2: popped my leftovers in the oven, and I just poured
Speaker 2: myself a glass of wine. I'm right at Harf.
Speaker 1: In the half an hour that you've been here, you
Speaker 1: let yourself in and then not only did you go
Speaker 1: straight to the kitchen preheat my snag oven, you use
Speaker 1: two bowls to make your leftover fried rice.
Speaker 2: Well the bowl was too hot.
Speaker 1: You put one bowl in the oven and then had
Speaker 1: to go, oh, I can't possibly hold it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, what kind of maniac doesn't have a microwave?
Speaker 2: How do you literally survive without a microwave.
Speaker 1: I know you think of all people to have a
Speaker 1: microwave me like golden rams are going now, I don't
Speaker 1: have an oven. Sorry. It does make it hard though,
Speaker 1: when you have like takeaway Chinese and then you have
Speaker 1: got like one serving of rice and a bit of
Speaker 1: light sweet and sour pork left. You have to put
Speaker 1: it in a hot plate and watch it because it
Speaker 1: will burn. It's a fucking mess.
Speaker 2: And then the bloody as I learned the hard way,
Speaker 2: the plate scorching hot. Yes, yeah, yeah, it could have
Speaker 2: been seriously engined.
Speaker 1: You could have been. But you know there's no whs
Speaker 1: in this place here, and you pay for the cream.
Speaker 2: I do feel like this could be a loose episode.
Speaker 2: I'm on the wine, the words. They've got a red Bull,
Speaker 2: what a deadly combination.
Speaker 1: I've got my PlayStation controller. If I get bored, I
Speaker 1: want you to turn on the TV behind you and start funny.
Speaker 1: But we're in my spare room, so you've you've accommodated me,
Speaker 1: and I appreciate it. And can I say someone who
Speaker 1: has made more of an effort? Price Keeper Jenna had
Speaker 1: to come all the way from where she lives in
Speaker 1: a Meritan service suite. I you know who Trevor is?
Speaker 1: Her driver? Oh my, because a rab four hybrid pulled up,
Speaker 1: quiet as anything, and I had a big Meriton on
Speaker 1: the side and.
Speaker 2: Servant.
Speaker 1: Your private servant was Jeeves. Jeeves, how are you, Jennet?
Speaker 1: This is your first time at my house? I think?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Wait is this really your first time at his house?
Speaker 2: How can that be a million?
Speaker 4: Was it?
Speaker 1: Technically? I only haven't even been here a year you've been.
Speaker 2: She never rocks up to anything she's invited.
Speaker 1: She never rocks up. And Jenna's like a possum. If
Speaker 1: it's nighttime, she doesn't see So she just just sat
Speaker 1: in the corner general right, went yeah, She's like a ringtail.
Speaker 1: She'll come out and then scurry across the defence.
Speaker 2: At one point, well, thank god she managed to drag
Speaker 2: herself all the way to your home. Because we're doing
Speaker 2: Jenna's Junk today, which is one of our favorite segments.
Speaker 2: All of our shit ideas coming back to bite us.
Speaker 2: Anything that we think no, that's too rubbish to run
Speaker 2: on the show gets my junk, yeap drudging it up
Speaker 2: in Jenna's Junk, And often they're not actually that bad.
Speaker 1: Well, I saw Jeeves because he had the trash back
Speaker 1: to that. You know, we had the jump can because
Speaker 1: because I thought, fuck, we're doing Jenna's junk? Did you bring?
Speaker 1: Because you put it all in this paper waste again?
Speaker 1: Thank god?
Speaker 2: How mad would you be if I spilled this red
Speaker 2: wine on your rug?
Speaker 1: Pretty fucking mate? That's that's a marine. I'm not ruling
Speaker 1: it out checkerboard rug. Anyway, Guys, if it's your first
Speaker 1: time listening, hello, this is a couple of miches. Is
Speaker 1: it just me? Etcetera? Said right, Jenna as well. We
Speaker 1: start the show every week the same way. Something we've noticed,
Speaker 1: something we hate or appreciate. There is I gems? Is
Speaker 1: it just me?
Speaker 2: And we don't know what the other is going to bring,
Speaker 2: so it could be anything. Yeah, I disagree. I'm ready
Speaker 2: to fight. I've had a red bull.
Speaker 1: Really mine is frut related, so I'm happy to go first.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a real point of difference to every other week.
Speaker 2: Mine's foond related.
Speaker 1: They have been food related. You're in a real streak,
Speaker 1: Willie Wonka Pepper and they're getting worse too.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Or is it tall tea better than bread? It is
Speaker 1: actually yeah.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's a fine line between Jenner's dunk and like
Speaker 2: what you decide is good enough to run. Sometimes the
Speaker 2: junk is actually better than the ship on the show.
Speaker 1: I agree, all right, well then we'll save mine to last.
Speaker 1: Then if it's that good and everyone's hooked.
Speaker 2: In, all right, sure do you want me to go first?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Count me in, Bradley, thank you?
Speaker 1: Damn is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you find really long texts or emails, any sort
Speaker 2: of written communication just a bit overwhelming instantly it's instantly aggressive.
Speaker 2: Oh thank god. I thought that I was being a
Speaker 2: diva because I've just noticed recently that anytime I get
Speaker 2: a really long text or an email and I have
Speaker 2: to look at the attachment, like a brief attached or something,
Speaker 2: I just go, oh god, nap, like I'm so overwhelmed.
Speaker 2: That's too much. And I thought I was just being
Speaker 2: lazy because I've never been much of a reader. Hated
Speaker 2: reading books, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, however, love a
Speaker 2: good audio book. So I've started telling people the best
Speaker 2: way to get something through my thick head is just
Speaker 2: to voice message me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we voice message more so than than we actually.
Speaker 2: Text, Yeah, because like you can't miss anything in a
Speaker 2: voice message. Really you make it clear.
Speaker 1: Do you mean like a lot of body like an
Speaker 1: email with three attachments or do you just mean the text,
Speaker 1: like the plain text in an email?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Both?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like I've noticed that when it comes to my manager David,
Speaker 2: who is we love him Darling. Yeah, Sometimes if he's,
Speaker 2: you know, being the middleman, and he's passing on something
Speaker 2: that a client has said or whatever, he'll just copy
Speaker 2: and paste their email. He'll go client feedback below, and
Speaker 2: then I've just got this essay over text. I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh god, too much, too much, and I'm like, just
Speaker 2: dumb it down, David. As we said before, I need
Speaker 2: it to be broken down because I'm a little bit stupid.
Speaker 2: But then I googled it and now I'm not stupid.
Speaker 2: It's actually common with eighty HD information overload.
Speaker 1: Well, Kanye West came out today. He said that he
Speaker 1: has never read a book in his life. He doesn't
Speaker 1: need to read. He can read hope, so oh yeah,
Speaker 1: but he doesn't. He doesn't read. He's never read a
Speaker 1: book in his life. Have you ever finished a book?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Non audiobook though, the one that you've picked up hardcover,
Speaker 1: front back.
Speaker 2: No, I definitely have.
Speaker 3: I feel like school and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well even then, I probably didn't finish the Dragonology.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you were Usology and dragon I'm sure you
Speaker 1: wrote it with the author.
Speaker 2: Isn't it a miracle that I topped English? But I
Speaker 2: definitely with skim reading half those funds about to read
Speaker 2: reading all that rubbish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god, Romulus, my father.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's definitely been books that I've finished, and
Speaker 2: I think it's because i've It's again an ADHD thing.
Speaker 2: I can hyperthogus if a book really catches my interest.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I just remember one time when
Speaker 2: I was like twelve or thirteen, I was walking around.
Speaker 2: I saw this book at the news agency for five bucks,
Speaker 2: and it was called like the Color of Law. I
Speaker 2: don't know, you're not meant to judge a book by
Speaker 2: its cover, but it was fucking gorgeous, and so I
Speaker 2: read the whole thing just because for some reason, I
Speaker 2: was just like, that book's for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I saw this TikTok trend. It's not a trend. Actually,
Speaker 1: reading is just a life skill. I've seen this trend.
Speaker 1: It's called breathing. This trend.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you guys have to get a bunkst
Speaker 2: the blink challenge?
Speaker 1: Are you guys across the Heartbeat daily challenge? Every like
Speaker 1: zero point two second? It beats Yeah. I saw this
Speaker 1: challenge and apparently you read every second word and you're
Speaker 1: and you read much quicker because you're not reading individual words.
Speaker 1: But your brain is quite smart enough to link all
Speaker 1: the words together. So if it's the brown dog jumped,
Speaker 1: you just read like the brown jumped, and it would
Speaker 1: make it would put it all together.
Speaker 2: If the brown jumped. That sounds a bit problematic.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't really watch the whole TikTok. The sounder was off.
Speaker 2: But you know what, it warmed my heart because speaking
Speaker 2: of David the manager, but I actually did have to
Speaker 2: have that conversation. I was like, I know, this sounds
Speaker 2: like I'm being a devere I swear I'm not. But
Speaker 2: information overload, as I've learned, is a thing. It gets overwhelming,
Speaker 2: especially on a piddly little phone screen reading all that
Speaker 2: stuff on a tiny phone. So you told him I did,
Speaker 2: and he's adapted and started sending me voice messages. Listen
Speaker 2: to this money sent me the other day. It warmed
Speaker 2: my heart, David, get me the concept your dog, and
Speaker 2: did I not respond so well to that? I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: we speak in my language.
Speaker 1: Oh and you would respond well to that, And I got.
Speaker 2: Him the concept, Darling.
Speaker 1: Isn't that funny how different people can be, Because Jenna,
Speaker 1: I think you'd be terrified of a voice message. You
Speaker 1: love to type.
Speaker 3: Look, I just don't have time to listen to a
Speaker 3: lot of things.
Speaker 2: So having said that, there is a key to being
Speaker 2: concise via voice message. I don't want people to ramble
Speaker 2: on there either.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I actually got a shout out apparently on the Tony
Speaker 2: and Ryan podcast. Guess they were talking about how they
Speaker 2: hate people who ramble and don't get to the point
Speaker 2: on voice messages, and Tony said, the great thing about
Speaker 2: Mitch Combs that he doesn't fuck around when he's doing
Speaker 2: a voice message. He's just like, it's so concise, And
Speaker 2: that just set my heart on fire.
Speaker 3: And that's true.
Speaker 2: You're kind of flirting too, That is a compliment, but
Speaker 2: in a different strokes for different folks, Like people communicate differently.
Speaker 2: And you know how we were roasting my manager David
Speaker 2: on the show not long ago for being like too
Speaker 2: business That's.
Speaker 1: What I was going to say. How does he get
Speaker 1: his jargon in a voice message? You can't Collie out
Speaker 1: of business. I've told him at.
Speaker 2: Your jargon free zone now, so we didn't need to.
Speaker 2: But I've realized the reason that he is the way
Speaker 2: he is using all the corporate jargon is because he
Speaker 2: told me that he went for a job interview once
Speaker 2: and they got him to do like an exercise and
Speaker 2: it was basically writing a mock email in response to
Speaker 2: a complaint, and they were judging him on how business
Speaker 2: friendly the language was.
Speaker 1: What an awful way to learn about somebody that's not.
Speaker 2: Me doing that task. I'd be like, fucking get over
Speaker 2: it regards Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Fucking get over it by end of day. All right,
Speaker 1: we're ready for my agent. Is it just me? Is
Speaker 1: warm food better than hot food?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely No.
Speaker 2: I've started putting things in the microwave instead of for
Speaker 2: like two minutes thirty, which is where you get it.
Speaker 2: Yet I might go like a one minute fifty or something.
Speaker 1: Yes, because you wait for it to cool down to
Speaker 1: perfect eating temperature.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Yeah, and usually a bit of coldness in there.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't understand. You don't have a microwave, but sometimes
Speaker 2: on your microwave things there's like cold bits still in there.
Speaker 2: But once you mix it all in, it's a beautiful
Speaker 2: little I.
Speaker 3: Quite like the little colder bits at the bottom in
Speaker 3: the middle. When you mix it in, it's just the
Speaker 3: perfect temperature.
Speaker 2: It's a great collab.
Speaker 1: But sometimes eating hot food is so uncomfortable. You know,
Speaker 1: when you eat something right and you've got to go,
Speaker 1: you could bounce it around on a trampoline. That is
Speaker 1: your tongue.
Speaker 2: When you're absolutely ravenous and you get more and you
Speaker 2: just can't fucking wait. You just pop that bit in
Speaker 2: your mouth and you're like, yeah, hot burn, I just
Speaker 2: know it.
Speaker 1: You know, when you're like, you're at a fish and
Speaker 1: chip join in it's peak hour and they are Russian
Speaker 1: chips through and they don't fully cook them, but there
Speaker 1: is hot oil steal inside them.
Speaker 2: You're like, they're that fresh out of the bat. They're
Speaker 2: still sizzling.
Speaker 1: Yes, you put it on your tongue and it just
Speaker 1: burns in.
Speaker 2: You can see your fucking reflection.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can see steam coming from your mouth. That's
Speaker 1: how bad it is. I live by warm food, and
Speaker 1: that's I think one of my favorite food is sushi
Speaker 1: because it's best room temperature. I just like the temperature is.
Speaker 2: No, there's the difference between room temperature and warm. I
Speaker 2: can deal with. Room temperature is just like a bit
Speaker 2: like room temperature sush. She makes them uncomfortable. I prefer
Speaker 2: that to be cold.
Speaker 1: Oh, nothing worse than eating fish that when you put
Speaker 1: it in your mouth you can't feel it because it
Speaker 1: feels like your tongue. I just feel like THEND Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Person, never been that confused, but the process. But I
Speaker 2: don't like room temperature sushi at all. It's just to
Speaker 2: me that is asking for salmonilla.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, good points.
Speaker 2: I've had salmonella nasty.
Speaker 1: Have you had salmonilla? Yes?
Speaker 2: Because Mum made fried rice for Christmas lunch, and you
Speaker 2: know how you usually have Christmas leftovers days afterwards.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. Yeah, you've got people get it from
Speaker 1: chicken breast and you've got it from a Christmas fried rice.
Speaker 2: No, but there were fucking you know those little tiny
Speaker 2: prawns in the fried rice, like Chinese takeaway, like real
Speaker 2: tiny pro Yeah, the mini pro let us.
Speaker 1: See they're really curled up.
Speaker 2: They were in the fried rice. And that's so I
Speaker 2: had them possibly five days after Christmas. Turns out five
Speaker 2: day old mini prawns no good. I had actual food poisoning.
Speaker 2: So Jane's banned prawns from the home. How do we
Speaker 2: have a prawn free Christmas every year? Ever since?
Speaker 1: I actually lived quite near the Sydney fish markets, and
Speaker 1: no undertook you an hour to get here today to
Speaker 1: go around the prawn harbor of the world.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, doesn't that play stink?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I honestly almost called called triple zero or fucking
Speaker 1: case file because I said there's a corpse rotten somewhere
Speaker 1: in Piermont. People, But I.
Speaker 2: Haven't even thought about that because I'm looking for apartments
Speaker 2: in Piermont. I want to ask Spot to go for
Speaker 2: a run near Darling Harbor. I did not factor in
Speaker 2: the fish stench.
Speaker 1: This area is gorgeous. Yeah, if you haven't been to
Speaker 1: the Sydney fish markets. But those who know, no, there
Speaker 1: is probably a one kill a radius of dead fish steads.
Speaker 3: You don't even have to see it, you just.
Speaker 1: Know you can smell because all their dumpsters are outside
Speaker 1: the sort of restaurants and they just chuck fish guts
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 2: All that, And have you seen all the assholes that
Speaker 2: sit there on the fucking our fresco fer just eating
Speaker 2: lunch at the fish markets, And I'm like, who hurt you?
Speaker 1: Yes? What the fuck?
Speaker 2: How can you stand the stench?
Speaker 1: Who has time to have rock oysters on a Wednesday midday?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I know?
Speaker 1: Oh and those seagulls. Fuck, they will haunt you until
Speaker 1: you are done.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, imagine have you.
Speaker 1: Had those seagulls? Oh my god, You're awful. They sit
Speaker 1: on your shoulder.
Speaker 2: It's not like anything exotic that only you've experienced. Like,
Speaker 2: have you had seagulls before?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Everyone has around you.
Speaker 3: You have food, the seagulls.
Speaker 1: Hey, is it just movie you guys called pigeons?
Speaker 2: No? Never, what is it just me?
Speaker 1: That's enough of these two. Now let's hear and is
Speaker 1: it just you?
Speaker 3: All? Right?
Speaker 1: Time with the charity section of the show. Mitch and
Speaker 1: I hate it. We often talk about how much we hate.
Speaker 2: It, but it's good to give. We give our air
Speaker 2: time to you, idiot.
Speaker 1: That's when we hear from you something you've noticed, something
Speaker 1: you hate or appreciate. Slide into those dms a couple
Speaker 1: of mitches, and we get a lot like we get
Speaker 1: so many. Like we actually were just saying before, there's
Speaker 1: no shortage of visits. Just used.
Speaker 2: You can come on the phone, you can send us
Speaker 2: a voice message up to you. Just get whatever's on
Speaker 2: your mind off your clear darling, Jenna. What's the ratio
Speaker 2: of people that actually do claim their prize versus people
Speaker 2: that don't.
Speaker 3: Funnily enough, there's been quite a few people who haven't
Speaker 3: claimed their price. Wow, Like I'm surprised. Yes, there's a
Speaker 3: lot who do.
Speaker 2: Because we say it every week. Oh, if you hear
Speaker 2: yourself on the show, message Jenner and she'll send you
Speaker 2: a prize. And people just don't know.
Speaker 1: Wow. You should send those that aren't collected to Sir
Speaker 1: vincen to Paul Good idea.
Speaker 2: Should we hear what Steph has to say?
Speaker 5: Is it just me? Or is learning how to drive
Speaker 5: in a Tesla kind of defeating the purpose of learning
Speaker 5: how to drive?
Speaker 1: I just think she wanted us to know that she
Speaker 1: drives a Tesla.
Speaker 2: No, but hang on a Tesla. Obviously it's an electric car.
Speaker 2: How different is it to drive?
Speaker 1: It is a little bit different. I have test driven
Speaker 1: one that they break. They don't break for you, but
Speaker 1: because they regenerate the battery. When the breaks are applied,
Speaker 1: it automatically breaks. Essentially there is self driving. I'm confused,
Speaker 1: but also like, that's not saying Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Or he's living in a small house, not even living?
Speaker 2: How are you saying that she's trying to rub in
Speaker 2: that she has a tesla?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is it not really dinner unless you're eating beef boils
Speaker 1: and young?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's not even that's not true.
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Or he's going for a swim
Speaker 2: in the creek just not even swimming. You may as
Speaker 2: well be in Greece, Greek islands.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, that's ridiculous. Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Is drinking champagne just not even hydrating?
Speaker 2: No, after a fucking Champan drinking?
Speaker 1: If it can't be mon, what's it for Sandan?
Speaker 2: She's just me? Or is there no point in jewelry
Speaker 2: unless it's a twenty four character diamond drink? This is
Speaker 2: just me?
Speaker 1: It was flying or flying unless it's edge you had business,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it's worth flying.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'd love to be able to fly business
Speaker 2: one day, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I was looking at it? I can't afford it,
Speaker 1: but I was looking at it just for dreaming, like
Speaker 1: I was just wanting to do it.
Speaker 2: I'm got castrophobic on the flight back from Brisbane the
Speaker 2: other day. Imagine me trying to fly into National I know,
Speaker 2: I've got a bit panicky. Thank god I have a
Speaker 2: little handheld fan.
Speaker 1: You know what's weird. I'm like a big guy. I'm
Speaker 1: six ft three, yeah, and I'm in my house. All
Speaker 1: my furniture is really big to make petite and dainty.
Speaker 1: My front was huge, and I sit in this chair
Speaker 1: and the seat belt goes on. Fine, but like I'm wide,
Speaker 1: like I actually could don't think I could do a
Speaker 1: long haul flight, Like my leg span is huge.
Speaker 2: Been overseas, yeah, but I'm yeah.
Speaker 1: But Fiji. He was going to Fiji. That was painful.
Speaker 1: That was one of the worst flights of my life.
Speaker 2: I imagine flying to like London or la I couldn't
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 3: Did I tell you the story about what happened on
Speaker 3: the floor back track? You went to Bali, not Peach.
Speaker 2: Oh I did go to Bali.
Speaker 1: That's a good point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Is it just me? He was going
Speaker 2: to Bali, not even traveling traveling?
Speaker 1: What's the point I have a bowl of rice and
Speaker 1: sit in the sun. Did I tell that story about
Speaker 1: the flight to Bali? How I sat next to this woman.
Speaker 1: I was clearly pissing her off because I'm gigantic and
Speaker 1: my knees were touching hers and I was meant to
Speaker 1: get an exit round. They bumped me, and I was upset,
Speaker 1: and she goes to me, Oh, you know, you need
Speaker 1: to complain.
Speaker 2: Where do they put you?
Speaker 1: They put me on an aile seat. They bumped me
Speaker 1: from a Well that's.
Speaker 2: Better than being in the middle. I thought you were
Speaker 2: going to be like encroaching on two people's personal space.
Speaker 1: Well, he's a domino effect. My shoulder was pushing this
Speaker 1: bitch onto her husband. Anyway, So this woman goes, you
Speaker 1: should complain. That's awful. That's awful. And then the guy
Speaker 1: with her husband lent over. He went, you need to
Speaker 1: tell them that you have deep vein thrombosis and that
Speaker 1: you have thin blood and your legs will will decay.
Speaker 1: And I said, oh, no, i'd want it. That's fine.
Speaker 1: I'm fine. There's no more Rose, there's no more exit Rose,
Speaker 1: because noh, you need to tell them. I go, I'm fine. Anyway,
Speaker 1: the flight attendant comes out, does everyone already? And she goes.
Speaker 1: This guy leans over, don't know who is Excuse me, ma'am.
Speaker 1: He's got deep vein thrombosis and he can't sit here.
Speaker 2: So this guy like complained on your behalf. He didn't
Speaker 2: want to want to.
Speaker 1: Get rid of me because yeah, and I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't have deep vein thrombosis. Man, I don't even
Speaker 1: know this man.
Speaker 3: He's like, yes, you do.
Speaker 2: Did you have to then knock on him yes and
Speaker 2: say no he's lying.
Speaker 1: No, I went, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine. So
Speaker 1: she probably thinks I've got DVT. How mortifying.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is. To be fair,
Speaker 2: do you not have a disease?
Speaker 1: And ess it's DV too?
Speaker 2: Well anyway, sef, it's just you. Because I've never driven
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Speaker 2: Right now. I just wanted to follow up on last
Speaker 2: week's segment about my playlist full of positive belters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, positive belters, huh Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember I was saying that I love a good ballad,
Speaker 2: but there's no happy ballads. They're all about really miserable
Speaker 2: topics like divorce and heartbreaking whatever. So I wanted some
Speaker 2: ballads that I can belt because I just love an
Speaker 2: emotional song that you can really passionately yell.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make you sad after Yes.
Speaker 2: I wanted some positive, uplifting meaning behind it. And I
Speaker 2: put the playlist called Yeah in our Facebook group and
Speaker 2: during Idiots, and I just wanted to provide some feedback.
Speaker 2: Yeah appropriate because I've only just had a look at
Speaker 2: the playlist today, and to be fair, good feedback from
Speaker 2: everyone that's gotten amongst the playlists. Yeah, everyone's loving it.
Speaker 1: I'm not, no, no, And I will say, someone DMed
Speaker 1: me and they clearly know how important it is to
Speaker 1: add a song to Yeah, and they said, can I
Speaker 1: add this? Do you think this is appropriate? And it
Speaker 1: was the fucking crazy Frog song? People? What did we
Speaker 1: do wrong? Because I thought we set.
Speaker 3: It up really pretty clear.
Speaker 2: I thought I was pretty clear, and I just can't
Speaker 2: believe that people aren't taking it seriously. Beside him, I am,
Speaker 2: I'm beside myself. Let's just go through my YEAH playlist.
Speaker 2: People understood the assignment. Let's do it all right. Let's
Speaker 2: have a quick look. Who the fuck added bubbly?
Speaker 5: Oh no, I hate this song?
Speaker 2: Are you belting?
Speaker 1: Can we now remove it from the playlist? Do you
Speaker 1: have the power?
Speaker 2: You know, I'm going to be removing it.
Speaker 1: Rid of that, absolutely, get rid of that bubbly Colcate.
Speaker 2: Colby Calais. Yeah, you can't belt that song. That bitch
Speaker 2: is barely whispering.
Speaker 1: You can, but you're fucking dumb if you do.
Speaker 3: Ye true.
Speaker 2: The next emotional ballad with an uplifting meaning, Oh.
Speaker 1: No, this is good?
Speaker 5: Absolutely? Yes?
Speaker 1: How is this a ballad?
Speaker 5: She gets there just going down?
Speaker 2: She's been through a lot, Timber, I love this song
Speaker 2: better dance okay, But I.
Speaker 3: Must say it does not fit the brief.
Speaker 2: It's not a question of whether the song's good or not.
Speaker 2: It does it belong in. Yeah, it's not an emotional
Speaker 2: ballad that isn't depressing.
Speaker 1: No, thank you for reminding me of the criteria. He's
Speaker 1: so right, He's a pull it pull.
Speaker 3: It's a great song, but not appropriate.
Speaker 1: We have to be brutal. He's it's you're right, you can't.
Speaker 2: You can't scream that now this one, I'm a little
Speaker 2: bit like, who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 2: Is this positive and or uplifting? No, it's bloody tribute
Speaker 2: by Tenacious D.
Speaker 1: No, it's Project Black.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is the greatest and best song.
Speaker 4: In the world.
Speaker 3: No, it's not belong in this planet.
Speaker 1: Can you go to the belt? Maybe you We're wrong?
Speaker 2: It is a belter? But is it other lyrics? Uplifting?
Speaker 2: Is it an emotional ballad? No?
Speaker 3: No, I don't feel any emotion.
Speaker 2: Fucking idiots. No, all right, I'll just go another random
Speaker 2: one skip that's terrible, River Deep, Mountain High.
Speaker 1: Yeah this works.
Speaker 2: It's a bit too perky.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's too perky because it needs to.
Speaker 2: Be again, emotional ballad. I don't think people get.
Speaker 3: It a ballad with uplifting emotional Okay, hold on, Mitchell,
Speaker 3: I have just sent you a song that I am
Speaker 3: ashamed that I didn't include, right, and.
Speaker 1: I'd like you to play it. I think this is
Speaker 1: my edition.
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Jennet Spotlight break, how Bongo.
Speaker 5: Kept thinking I could never live without.
Speaker 2: Special Night.
Speaker 3: I feel like it potentially, No, don't.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is it.
Speaker 2: I gotta say. It does actually fit all the criteria.
Speaker 2: I agree, and yeah, I just don't care for it.
Speaker 2: It's been done to death this song. Every drag queen
Speaker 2: ever had done this.
Speaker 1: Oh what.
Speaker 4: Don't turn out now?
Speaker 3: Belongs there?
Speaker 1: I'm happy. I can die happy now.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I'm just shuffling at random.
Speaker 1: But of course I just got goosebo.
Speaker 2: Sorry to get all critical thinking, But is this a
Speaker 2: positive fucking meaning behind this song? Left outside alone?
Speaker 1: Give me some lyrics. She's setting boundaries.
Speaker 2: It's not okay, I don't feel safe. She's sitting at
Speaker 2: a spring off in my day with that.
Speaker 3: Can we go to the chorus?
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, wait for you to bring up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's literally just like in a ship relationship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually thinking about it. The lyrics don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh but I love this song.
Speaker 3: No, it's a great song.
Speaker 2: It's got to go. I'm so sorry. It just doesn't
Speaker 2: meet the marking criteria. It's a d if.
Speaker 1: I had the market get rid of it. It's a
Speaker 1: brilliant song.
Speaker 2: Oh what the fuck this is who put this in there?
Speaker 1: This is the fucking nut book.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the bush.
Speaker 2: You call this an emotional ballad?
Speaker 1: Everyone left, right.
Speaker 4: House.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's good.
Speaker 1: I added that to be honest.
Speaker 2: Why on earth did you do that?
Speaker 1: I'm uplifted? All right, fine, No, I agree, it doesn't
Speaker 1: fit the criteria. Cut it.
Speaker 2: What we got next?
Speaker 1: Hang on pack shovel. Oh this is perfect.
Speaker 2: This is a brief.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm thinking, normost.
Speaker 3: A.
Speaker 2: Plus you understood the assignment?
Speaker 1: What skipper? This is an immediate Yes, we know.
Speaker 2: This is I'm going in the middle now.
Speaker 1: Mount remember this movie.
Speaker 2: He's gonna make him move, always gonna be in a battle.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm gonna have to move about how fast?
Speaker 1: Age ain't about was waiting on the other side.
Speaker 2: Here's the class. It is about the climb, Miley.
Speaker 3: It is, Oh god, that is it's the break.
Speaker 2: That is like the perfect example. That's what you should
Speaker 2: all be aspiring towards.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should cap it there because that is you
Speaker 1: can't beat that. That is really good. It's a real
Speaker 1: mixed bag.
Speaker 4: For all we know.
Speaker 2: For all we know, the ketchup song could be uplifting.
Speaker 2: They're just not speaking English, so we don't know what
Speaker 2: they're saying.
Speaker 1: They also could be talking about mass jennocide the dance wait.
Speaker 2: No way to the chorus, idiot, I don't remember. Ready,
Speaker 2: what were the kids doing when this was playing?
Speaker 1: Just waiting? Oh yeah, Mitchell's got it. Even it is
Speaker 1: on the show this week.
Speaker 2: Make no mistake. It's a banger. But sorry, I don't
Speaker 2: know if it counts. It's not a belter.
Speaker 1: It's not a belter, and there's no emotion in it.
Speaker 1: For God's sake, it's one note the whole time, pure ecstasy.
Speaker 4: What have we got?
Speaker 3: What are you looking at? Oh? Really, no, this doesn't
Speaker 3: belong there.
Speaker 2: No, it's great, I can, but no, I'm just going
Speaker 2: to fast forward. So she sound like she's belting. She's
Speaker 2: like she's barely whispering. That's not an emotional belter. She
Speaker 2: could sucking queap into the microphone. It would have more
Speaker 2: oomph than this. What low life added?
Speaker 3: This?
Speaker 2: Not acceptable?
Speaker 1: Gone by? That wasn't me.
Speaker 3: Next this.
Speaker 2: Absolutely you understood the assignment? Who have added this? I'll
Speaker 2: fast forward a bit.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 1: The chip, my friend, we used to play this when
Speaker 1: we won the water Polo.
Speaker 2: Grand Final, so it never got played.
Speaker 1: We want four years in a hour. We yeah, yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: this is the epitome of what we want in the playlist.
Speaker 1: The chair.
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, that can say absolutely aplus to whoever put
Speaker 2: that in there?
Speaker 1: Doesn't this guitars our soul? My god, someone's doing this job.
Speaker 2: This is a job. Actually, no, this is who put
Speaker 2: this gumbag in my playlist?
Speaker 1: Wait, guys, no, hold on, we might have to leave this.
Speaker 1: It fits all the criteria.
Speaker 3: It's not a ballot, it is.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but by our own rules should we not
Speaker 1: keep it?
Speaker 2: But you know that ty Verdez is no friend of mine,
Speaker 2: so I'm not feeling uplifted.
Speaker 1: Okay, true, you're not up lifted. Kill it.
Speaker 2: He was quite rude to me, if you recall correctly, he.
Speaker 1: Was, I mean his latest music video. But that's true,
Speaker 1: story true. Did you know that I'm in the music
Speaker 1: video for his new song? He filmed it during our
Speaker 1: interview and I'm in it multiple times?
Speaker 2: How embarrassing for you?
Speaker 1: Truly? Well that's going viral, so you're welcome, tibauts.
Speaker 2: What's the song that you're in music video?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Jenna, what is it?
Speaker 2: Your close personal friend?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, it's good.
Speaker 2: It's not okay.
Speaker 1: No, he had a okay, now he's got yeah, it's good. Okay.
Speaker 2: So so his next single, I'm getting there, he's coming
Speaker 2: out soon, and his third debut album is I'll Be Right,
Speaker 2: Being Better, Being Better. Guys, please continue to send in.
Speaker 2: This isn't a one week thing. This will be added consistently.
Speaker 1: And you know what, if we ever pull off those
Speaker 1: live shows that we've been talking about, that'd be a
Speaker 1: good for your playlist to play, you know, when you're
Speaker 1: getting into the theater and music plays.
Speaker 2: The playlist will be in our Facebook group and during
Speaker 2: idiots and I'll pop the link in the show notes
Speaker 2: as well, because yeah, I think we've double down on
Speaker 2: what is expected of you this time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've really pointed it out. So if we get
Speaker 1: more fucking yusing to disco tracks, it's your fault.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Listening on Spotify? Don't forget to leave a five star
Speaker 1: of eating.
Speaker 5: You're listening to?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
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Speaker 1: of our favorite segments. It's been a while, Let's dive
Speaker 1: on in. Let's take a peek at Jenna's junk, shall we?
Speaker 2: Now? Jenner's junk is where Mitch and I toss all
Speaker 2: of our rubbish talking points that we think. Actually, let's
Speaker 2: not use that as our is it just me for
Speaker 2: this episode because it's no good. It probably won't go anywhere.
Speaker 2: We won't have much to say about that, but yeah,
Speaker 2: they all come back to bite us here in Jenne's junk,
Speaker 2: she rummag just threw her junk gets a hand right
Speaker 2: up in the junk, you know it's right up there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like the copper good feel you don't want to leave
Speaker 2: anything untouched in there?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, Jenny hit us up. What are some
Speaker 1: of the rejectems that we have?
Speaker 3: What do you found? Okay, let me head in a
Speaker 3: small rooms, very visceral, and.
Speaker 2: I had heard junk smells like the fish market.
Speaker 1: Sorry kind of say. The windows are closed, so it
Speaker 1: can't be PM. All right, what do you have?
Speaker 3: Funnily enough, it's is it just me? Or do freshly
Speaker 3: washed dishes smell fishy? Huh?
Speaker 2: I'm guessing that was one of yours?
Speaker 1: That's me? Do you not agree with me?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: They can Actually if you cleaned your bloody dishwasher that yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, now it's fishy.
Speaker 1: It's like the clean glass or a clean plate. You know,
Speaker 1: when you have a fresh dish washed glass and you
Speaker 1: fill it with water and then you drink out of it.
Speaker 1: I smell fish pole And it's not my dishwasher, it's
Speaker 1: my mum's, it's my dad's, it's your house, it's everyone's.
Speaker 1: Maybe you know how people like I only pick up
Speaker 1: on these smells. Maybe I am attuned to it. I've
Speaker 1: noticed it once upon a time, but I don't notice
Speaker 1: it anymore. You know, like people how you go to
Speaker 1: their house and if they have a cat, you can
Speaker 1: smell the cat smell, but the owners can't.
Speaker 2: I'm so hyper aware of that. I always double check
Speaker 2: come over. I'm like, is there a cat smell? Please
Speaker 2: tell me what?
Speaker 1: You just go out for six hours and come back
Speaker 1: in and go, ah, well.
Speaker 2: I have come back after spending like two weeks away
Speaker 2: from home. I've come back and Jordan's let the cat
Speaker 2: smell get out of hand. I'm like, oh fuck, I've
Speaker 2: got to clean the couch or something. I don't know
Speaker 2: where it's coming from.
Speaker 1: I will say the one scent that I would not
Speaker 1: expect your room to smell. I was pussy.
Speaker 2: That was so cheap, that joke, Jeni.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm heading back in.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can't get your fist right to watch the nails, Jenny,
Speaker 1: the very long and clean, really deep. It's me?
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Or should carpet be men to
Speaker 3: tree in bedrooms?
Speaker 2: Oh? Again? Going back to the cat smell thing, have
Speaker 2: you ever had a cat chunder on carpet?
Speaker 3: Not ideal?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Or does it do the heaving and it just
Speaker 1: keep heaving.
Speaker 2: No, often I don't even hear it when it's happening.
Speaker 2: I'll just be walking around, going, oh fuck, there's another
Speaker 2: little pile. It doesn't happen super often, but she does
Speaker 2: make a point of only doing it in the carpeted rooms.
Speaker 3: Well, apparently they do it because it feels comfortable on
Speaker 3: the carpet underneath their feet. So they'd rather do it
Speaker 3: that do it there than on tiles.
Speaker 2: Imagine if humans had that instinct, because we run to
Speaker 2: the toilet on tiles. Imagine if we were like, no,
Speaker 2: it's more comfortable to spew on carpet. No, it's inconsiderate. Actually,
Speaker 2: cats are so self centered. Is a peg species have
Speaker 2: to shove our face into a ship box. I remember
Speaker 2: one time I heard her starting to like begin the
Speaker 2: chunder hadn't quite come up yet. She was doing the
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's on the carpet. Get out, and
Speaker 2: what does she do? Run into the lounge room, which
Speaker 2: is floorboarded, and she runs straight to the rug and
Speaker 2: I'm like, you little slut, like you're going something that
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to clean up. And so I had
Speaker 2: to hold her on the floorboard, so she'd do it there. Wow,
Speaker 2: because you know what happens if she doesn't on the carpet, you.
Speaker 1: Smaker, No, No, I don't know. I thought we're going
Speaker 1: down trying.
Speaker 2: To teach her her lesson. So what I do to
Speaker 2: try and deter her from vomiting on the carpet is
Speaker 2: if she does, I rub her face in it, and
Speaker 2: then I put her out on the balcony. So that's
Speaker 2: like punishment, and she hates being out in the balcony.
Speaker 2: She'll be scratching at the door for agent.
Speaker 1: That's awful being forced to do something like that. I
Speaker 1: remember my mom and dad washed my mouth out with
Speaker 1: soap when I was a kid. I was in the bath.
Speaker 1: I think I called my dad a prick and we
Speaker 1: didn't have bar soap, so Mom had to pump purelle
Speaker 1: into my mouth.
Speaker 4: Ill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, disgusting.
Speaker 2: I never got any of those sort of punishments. God,
Speaker 2: there were so many. I remember one of my cousins
Speaker 2: used to get like a tablespoon of curry powder if
Speaker 2: she was swearing too much. Maybe a teaspoon doesn't she got.
Speaker 1: One quarter cup of curry powder if she didn't she
Speaker 1: acted smart at.
Speaker 2: It she got a keg of fucking curry powder.
Speaker 3: I was just put outside and the doors were locked.
Speaker 2: Like the cat you are.
Speaker 1: You had an at room at the center of your home,
Speaker 1: so that was gorgeous under a giant oak tree. In fact,
Speaker 1: you any I'm on a talk gup, I could to
Speaker 1: sit in the sun. I remember my grandmother she still
Speaker 1: has it.
Speaker 2: There's like a wooden spoon hanging in her kitchen and
Speaker 2: if you misbehave, you get belted with the wooden spoon.
Speaker 4: Shit.
Speaker 2: And so my dad probably copped that when he was
Speaker 2: a kid, and I used to wonder as a kid, gee,
Speaker 2: why does she always belt my cousins for punishment? But
Speaker 2: I never copped the wooden spoon when I'm probably equally
Speaker 2: as much of a turd as they are, and I
Speaker 2: deserve it. And then I found out many years later,
Speaker 2: Dad told me, Oh, it's because I had a word
Speaker 2: with your grandmother and I said, anything you do to
Speaker 2: my kids with that spoon, I'll do to you.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: So she's like, well, if I beat the shit out
Speaker 2: of the end, then he's going to beat the shit
Speaker 2: out of me. So I never got touch with the
Speaker 2: wooden spoon.
Speaker 3: Did she just watched your cousins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she belt the absolute fuck out Jenners inhumane and
Speaker 2: then humane.
Speaker 1: Then they'd get picked up and your uncle go, yeah, serves.
Speaker 2: Them right, Yeah, that has splinters in their ass. And
Speaker 2: Dad's just like nah, Mitch is fine.
Speaker 1: Miami used to say, I used to kick your dad
Speaker 1: up the ass with my pointy high heel shoes. Shit,
Speaker 1: I better act up then that'd be nice. I'm joking, Joy, I'm.
Speaker 5: Turning back in.
Speaker 1: Get your elbow out of there.
Speaker 3: You go, okay?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Or when you're listening to music, do you reckon songs
Speaker 3: should have the fifteen second rewind button, like when you're
Speaker 3: listening to podcasts.
Speaker 2: Yep, I'll put that in there that that's my judge. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I agree, And a perfect example just then, when I
Speaker 2: was listening to our Yeah playlist, I was having to
Speaker 2: like pick up the little bloody timeline thing and scroll
Speaker 2: it across. I just like being able to scrub yep.
Speaker 2: I like being able to fast forward and rewind like
Speaker 2: a podcast is fifteen seconds, because you know how, sometimes
Speaker 2: you're listening to a song and it has that big
Speaker 2: emotional like climactic moment or the drop. Yeah, the drop yes,
Speaker 2: and then like your mind wanders and you go, oh,
Speaker 2: I missed the good bit. Yes, I just want to
Speaker 2: do the fifteen second like a podcast.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm with you.
Speaker 2: Rewind.
Speaker 1: Also, sometimes when I'm daydreaming and that big moment builds,
Speaker 1: and that's when I yell at the person and then
Speaker 1: I just want to do it again. So I just
Speaker 1: want to go back to that one moment. I'll just
Speaker 1: keep reliving that one good.
Speaker 2: Day, dramatic moment.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I forget that it's not a podcast and I'll
Speaker 3: push back.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've started doing that, started to get it ruins
Speaker 1: the heart. It's like when you're about to finish sex
Speaker 1: wise or like ejaculate no, and something like someone knocks
Speaker 1: at the door and you have it's kind of ruins
Speaker 1: the moon.
Speaker 2: No Ah, Yeah, I know that's happened. But the only
Speaker 2: person that's ever knocked on the door is my bloody
Speaker 2: cat and she knows where she's s. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: not opening the door for you.
Speaker 1: I'm not stub for you.
Speaker 2: God no, all right, comes back in.
Speaker 3: I'm in Okay, what do we got?
Speaker 1: You know? Hold the judge?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Or would you not care if someone had been murdered
Speaker 3: in your house?
Speaker 2: What that's mine? You know how you always hear people
Speaker 2: telling stories being like, oh my god, my husband and
Speaker 2: I found the perfect time for our family. And the
Speaker 2: real estate agent told us right before we signed the
Speaker 2: dotted line that someone had been murdered in the home,
Speaker 2: and then everyone freaks out like that's going to affect
Speaker 2: your life at all. I'd just be like, big deal.
Speaker 3: But if there was like a family killing, yeah.
Speaker 1: Jenna, that seemed way too like descriptive and like something
Speaker 1: that's happened to you. What if it was a whole
Speaker 1: Jones family killing the one girl three, one girl five
Speaker 1: and the dad, the father forty.
Speaker 3: Four, so you know that Sydney family that all got murdered.
Speaker 2: The Lynn family went to the really familiar with that case.
Speaker 2: It's just saying, yeah on the.
Speaker 1: Twelve thirty, on the ninth, I wasn't around anywhere. But
Speaker 1: I wasn't around, But I don't need one, no. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, there was somebody who bought that house and they
Speaker 3: were Buddhists and they didn't realize that the murders had
Speaker 3: taken place, so and then they got told after the
Speaker 3: fat so they sued the real estate agent.
Speaker 2: Yes, I hear shit like that, And I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't understand the problem. Why doesn't matter if someone's been
Speaker 2: murdered in your house here?
Speaker 1: What do they want to put a sold sticker up
Speaker 1: on the side out the front with blood dripping off
Speaker 1: it like it's a Halloween things?
Speaker 3: So I'd be scared they would be ghosts and stuff.
Speaker 1: I saged my house whenever I'm moving to a new house,
Speaker 1: they sage it. Why, well, I don't know, just to
Speaker 1: get rid of case someone was murdered in there, just
Speaker 1: to get rid of all the negative spirits. If you
Speaker 1: sage your house, it kills off all the negative spirits
Speaker 1: and gets off the bad juju. Georgina Walker, celebrity psychic,
Speaker 1: gave me a sage.
Speaker 2: Ty See, I'm into all that spiritual shits to a point.
Speaker 2: But what I don't know won't hurt me is my theory.
Speaker 2: You know, what are you going to have to give
Speaker 2: because you're moving out of this place that we're currently
Speaker 2: recording in soon, are you going to have to give
Speaker 2: the real estate a heads up that you and your
Speaker 2: fucking gay facto have been doing ungodly things in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: Hey, Stephen, I've murdered that pusse. You're going to have
Speaker 1: to disclose it to the next tenant mate. I've really
Speaker 1: murdered that, oh my god, consistently in that.
Speaker 2: Front bedroom, you know what I mean? Like, what happens
Speaker 2: in the house when I'm not there is none of
Speaker 2: my fucking business. I don't care. Good point with the
Speaker 2: current fucking rental crisis in Sydney, if someone told me
Speaker 2: that someone had been brutally and savagely murdered in this
Speaker 2: apartment prior to me moving it, I'd.
Speaker 1: Be like, I will.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's beautiful. I'm bloody moving in.
Speaker 1: Give me half the fucking rent product.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm heading in.
Speaker 1: What so judgmenttal?
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Or is in inflation hitting barbecue
Speaker 3: chocks more than it is petrol?
Speaker 1: For what everyone's rabbit on? They feel ex ice? Well,
Speaker 1: I went to Col's the other day and I don't
Speaker 1: buy them because they're fucking shit. But I was looking
Speaker 1: at Cole's chook fifteen dollars for the Coles brand, eighteen
Speaker 1: for the lily Dale.
Speaker 2: How much do they usually cost?
Speaker 1: Eight and ten? Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're joking?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: Because you go to one of those bougie like smaller supermarkets.
Speaker 1: No, it was my local Coles and Dan Murphy's. All right,
Speaker 1: well that's that's it. Just the prices of barbecue chickis
Speaker 1: are going through the roofs.
Speaker 2: Oh god, some of them might not fall under. Jenne's
Speaker 2: under twenty dollars meals.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, going out. Yeah, Jenna's twenty dollars meals
Speaker 1: will just be a chicken and a fucking piece of
Speaker 1: white bread before we know it.
Speaker 2: If that, if that, yeah, if the inflation keeps going
Speaker 2: the way it has been with the chicks.
Speaker 1: Twenty dollars meal will be a chicken. It's definitely got
Speaker 1: me easy for you and over the months.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I've got one. Is it just me? Or
Speaker 3: when you were a kid, if you saw a giant
Speaker 3: pile of stucked up chairs, did you insist on sitting
Speaker 3: on top of it?
Speaker 2: Yep, I'll put that in there. It was just a
Speaker 2: weird urge you had as a kid, you know, when
Speaker 2: they would stack up the.
Speaker 1: Chairs, I'd do it as an adult. You're talking about
Speaker 1: they tilt to one side. They've always been a lean
Speaker 1: on them. That's frue.
Speaker 2: I know that would ruin it when you had a
Speaker 2: stack of chairs and like they would be leaning forward slightly.
Speaker 2: You couldn't stack too many or they'd start to tumble.
Speaker 3: I like the ones that were all connected to each
Speaker 3: others and they would go up high. I would always
Speaker 3: want to go on that one.
Speaker 1: I get jealous of where little kids can sit sometimes.
Speaker 1: I would love to sit on someone's shoulders for a day,
Speaker 1: or kids on the You know those boots of cars
Speaker 1: that have the little lip that fold out, they sit
Speaker 1: on the edge of the lip. If I've sat on that,
Speaker 1: the insurance claim that I'd have to lodge with an
Speaker 1: RMA would be through the roof.
Speaker 2: Did you ever pretend you were still asleep in the
Speaker 2: back of the car so your parents would carry you
Speaker 2: into bed All.
Speaker 1: The time, my parents would just leave me. Ya, my
Speaker 1: parents would leave me those dogs and kids heating in
Speaker 1: the back. If that was nineteen ninety eight to ninety
Speaker 1: two thousand and three, my parents would be in prison.
Speaker 2: I remember really trying to stretch the age limit for that.
Speaker 2: I was like twelve. I'm like, let's see if they
Speaker 2: can get away with this. Nav Of course not.
Speaker 1: The end of the podcast means she's pretends to sleep
Speaker 1: and carry into the cars.
Speaker 2: I've had one wine. Guys, I'm out.
Speaker 1: Kids get it so easy, don't They get carried everywhere?
Speaker 2: But what is it about being kids? Like we do
Speaker 2: weird shit like that getting on a pile of chairs.
Speaker 2: I remember, like, do you remember all the weird shit
Speaker 2: you did?
Speaker 4: His kids?
Speaker 2: And it just felt normal at the time. I used
Speaker 2: to put super glue between my fingers, yes, and then
Speaker 2: like super glue them together, and then when it dried,
Speaker 2: just like frip my fingers apart, and then I'd like
Speaker 2: chew the dry super glue off because I'd run out
Speaker 2: of fingernails to chew.
Speaker 1: I've done the super glue part before.
Speaker 2: Yes, right, isn't it weird? Just super gluing your fingers
Speaker 2: together so you can eat it hot?
Speaker 1: I remember once I got a cap gun, remember cap guns,
Speaker 1: no plastic gun to the red caps in it. They
Speaker 1: had like a bit of gunpowder in them and they
Speaker 1: just would sound like oh yeah. And I shot it
Speaker 1: next to my ear and I was deaf for half
Speaker 1: a day. And you know, when you don't know to
Speaker 1: stiel deaf, I am still deaf. I'm really bad. You know,
Speaker 1: when you go like to your bedroom and you don't
Speaker 1: want your parents to know you've done something bad, so
Speaker 1: you just cry to yourself because you think you're deaf.
Speaker 1: I actually thought I was dead.
Speaker 2: If you had to explain that to them, they would
Speaker 2: be so disappointed, or.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't be able to hear their reactions.
Speaker 2: Why the fuck would you shoot one of those little
Speaker 2: cap guns? Next series?
Speaker 1: I remember, wonder what this?
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 1: No, God, you've seen that Oschwitz film with Harry Styles.
Speaker 1: What's that war movie Rennegade or something done?
Speaker 4: Kirk?
Speaker 1: You know when a grenade goes off in Harry's hands?
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 1: Sounded right, okay, Dunkirk, Thank you.
Speaker 2: I can't think of any other weird shit I did
Speaker 2: as a kid, but I'm sure there's plenty.
Speaker 1: Oh I mean, must we talk about the cheese roll
Speaker 1: up saga again? Like that's something you'd only do as
Speaker 1: a teeth roll up? Yeah, the cheese.
Speaker 2: Microwaved a bunch together and clogged your own arteries or something.
Speaker 1: No, no, that, I'm well on the way to that.
Speaker 1: But I've cogged. I cogged my small intestine for three days.
Speaker 2: Oh that's better than the artery.
Speaker 1: Remember I got a heart scan. Do you want to
Speaker 1: tell you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Think got told general I was sobbing. I've got a
Speaker 1: full heart scin. They had to put a dye in
Speaker 1: my groin, and she goes warning, this will make you
Speaker 1: feel like you've wet yourself. Like it, don't be dull shit,
Speaker 1: I've witnessed.
Speaker 2: What an unpleasant feeling?
Speaker 1: What a weird thing? Like, Oh, we'd sipped in to
Speaker 1: tell someone they're going to get just so you know
Speaker 1: you're going to feel like you've just deposited twelve dollars. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not wadged a posit. Twelve dollars like such a
Speaker 1: niche thing.
Speaker 2: Well, it's like when people start talking about like spiders
Speaker 2: and then you're like, oh my god, I can feel
Speaker 2: something crawling on me. I swet a god, yes, God,
Speaker 2: whenever I get.
Speaker 1: Bitten by one bozzi, immediately feel like I've been bitten
Speaker 1: by one hundred nozzies.
Speaker 2: Oh what about in school? This has gone back to
Speaker 2: being a kid when they like address the assembly and
Speaker 2: be like, now, there's been a few cases of head lice,
Speaker 2: so if anyone has an itchy scalp, please come forward.
Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden, everyone's like, wow, my
Speaker 2: scalp's so witchy the thought of it.
Speaker 3: Now my head's each.
Speaker 1: Oh, don't because that will drive me insane. You're in bed,
Speaker 1: fresh sheets, you've just had a shower, but there's one
Speaker 1: grain of sand fox my whole night.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, because I feel that.
Speaker 1: I was waiting for you all. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: the fucking someone's crack kids. Let me tee you kids
Speaker 1: fro in a sand pit completely allowed adults. No, well,
Speaker 1: I love to play in a sand pit.
Speaker 2: How it starting? Was it after a rain day when
Speaker 2: they'd be wet sand?
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I remember that our playground was made of wood, and
Speaker 1: I visibly remember when Kevin Rudd was elected to the
Speaker 1: bastard made some government law. It's like all playgrounds will
Speaker 1: be plastic, and they built they knocked down. I was like,
Speaker 1: some government initiative, but make playgrounds safe. And they made
Speaker 1: the playground this plastic, brutalist post modern which would burn
Speaker 1: the fuck out of you and summer. Yeslass, you know
Speaker 1: what I had is just me these dumb on backgrounds
Speaker 1: to the binoculars.
Speaker 2: They had not No, there were just two pieces of
Speaker 2: part were fucking cylinders.
Speaker 1: They were fucking anty toilet rolls and we'd all got CEO.
Speaker 1: There's no glass in there.
Speaker 2: It's literally just tunnel vision and what daft did get
Speaker 2: to see what Reggie sees.
Speaker 1: What dickhead thought that, let's design and play a pen
Speaker 1: for kids. You know what they want a giant abacus,
Speaker 1: the beads, the poles, they had the beads on the Yeah,
Speaker 1: those they were just numbers. It was tic Tac toe.
Speaker 1: It was always fucking tic tac.
Speaker 2: If they faded its balls on a bar for no
Speaker 2: fucking reason.
Speaker 1: Oh and there was always a ship slide metal that
Speaker 1: if it touched the skin under the soft skin under
Speaker 1: your thigh, oh boy, done for.
Speaker 2: Days, or like underneath the playground they just put that
Speaker 2: stupid little archway that says shop And then there'd always
Speaker 2: be that one imaginative kid just being like, Hi, come
Speaker 2: to my shop, and I'm like, fuck off, that was me.
Speaker 1: I used to do Macca's drive through only breakfast.
Speaker 2: But you have to kneel on bark chips.
Speaker 1: That's look for anyone in Oh you know that thing
Speaker 1: when you stand up and the bark is embedded in
Speaker 1: your knee and there's one indentation.
Speaker 2: So I don't think Kevin Rudd fucking nailed making them safe.
Speaker 1: Still, Isn't that funny? Is it just the Jenner's junk
Speaker 1: always ends up being the best ones. We should probably
Speaker 1: keep them for the main show.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know they weren't the best, They would
Speaker 2: just a bit mind. Um.
Speaker 1: I can see your junks empty, Jenna.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but it gets it.
Speaker 2: Never leaves that junk empty for long. She can't bear it.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, Hayden's texting me going all the way home,
Speaker 1: so we better get it out of here because you
Speaker 1: know Daddy's coming home.
Speaker 2: Well, like, you're not allowed to have friends over and
Speaker 2: you'll get caught.
Speaker 1: He hates the two of you. Can't know how he
Speaker 1: feels about you, guys. Yeah, well let's go there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you, Hey, guys, thank you for listening so much.
Speaker 1: Go grab yourself and mugs like we said, and leave
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Speaker 2: Yep, you can't write words for Spotify. But one day,
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Speaker 1: Like you said, we don't even want to buy the reading.
Speaker 1: We're not now reading era, we're in our listening era.
Speaker 2: Oh well, it's not an information overload if I'm reading
Speaker 2: glorious praise about how wonderful I am.
Speaker 1: If you're reading five stars colored in that's not really
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Speaker 2: No, thanks for doing that. Thank you so much.
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Speaker 4: Is it just you?
Speaker 1: So just record it and send it. We'll play it
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Speaker 4: We love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want written one for those no comment
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Speaker 1: What else? I think you for listening to Everyone will
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Speaker 2: Catch you then, clown love you?
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Speaker 3: Podcast by a couple of mitches.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 2: the end, I got to piss something shock and had
Speaker 2: of wine and a red bull.
Speaker 3: Yeah you go.
Speaker 2: I'm sure we could have pause the recording, but no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no no.
Speaker 1: I wanted to show you the effects because I didn't
Speaker 1: get to show them. Because we're connected in the home studio.
Speaker 1: I want to Yeah, can I just say the amazing
Speaker 1: people at road This isn't sponsor, but they did send
Speaker 1: me some things.
Speaker 3: Can you send me some something.
Speaker 1: They sent me the Roadcaster too, which is incredible. It's
Speaker 1: so cool. We're using their p s A one plus
Speaker 1: stands and my arms which are amazing, and the NT
Speaker 1: one headphones all very good.
Speaker 3: I would love the headphones, So if you're listening, please
Speaker 3: send them my way.
Speaker 1: Jenna also wants to say message to those who have
Speaker 1: negative things to say about the podcast and for form Emininity.
Speaker 1: Jenna is now anonymous. So Jenna, what do you want
Speaker 1: to say to the haters?
Speaker 4: I do appreciate what you say about our podcast. We
Speaker 4: put so much effort into our and just to hear
Speaker 4: what you're saying, the negative things, it's just so distressing.
Speaker 1: And that was an anonymous source that we will remain unnamed.
Speaker 3: True.
Speaker 1: They were nice.
Speaker 3: They were nice. Thank you for letting them respectful.
Speaker 1: We're now going to transport you to a school hall okay,
Speaker 1: where Vice Principal Benson will make an announcement to the
Speaker 1: girls of year nine who have consistently done something to
Speaker 1: piss her off.
Speaker 3: Girls Girls, stop eyes to the front. Now, each and
Speaker 3: every one of you, How dare you, how dare you
Speaker 3: repeat that behavior in the playground? Simply unacceptable?
Speaker 1: You drop the mega, pick it back up? What behavior?
Speaker 3: The behavior? You all know what you were doing.
Speaker 5: You all know.
Speaker 3: And I'm laughing because I'm so disgusted by your dumb actions.
Speaker 1: I've got the perfect sound where Mitchell walks back in.
Speaker 1: Should it be this or he walks back in? I
Speaker 1: like that he's interrupted us.
Speaker 5: Yeah, hello, welcome back.
Speaker 2: I've got the fight of my life because your bathroom mirror.
Speaker 2: Can you tell me?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: I don't even have headphones on. I could just tell
Speaker 2: by the stupid grin on your face. I got the
Speaker 2: fright of my life because when I stood up, I
Speaker 2: was pulling my pants up, my junk was still out,
Speaker 2: and your bathroom mirror is position in such a way
Speaker 2: that I could see I had eye contact with Jenna.
Speaker 2: What you look out the window in that mirror? Can
Speaker 2: you not see the bathroom? No?
Speaker 1: He's right.
Speaker 2: She could have copped to fucking geese at Mitchell's junk.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, too junk in one day.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's too much junk.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of junk.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of junk to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how good is this home set up been? Thanks Rode?
Speaker 2: Are you going to get the monkey pops jab? I've
Speaker 2: been thinking about it. Yes, Apparently you have to fill
Speaker 2: in the amount of sexual partners you have or have
Speaker 2: had in the last four months so that they can
Speaker 2: determine and prioritize the more slutty gay who gets the
Speaker 2: jab first.
Speaker 1: Then I'm not getting it.
Speaker 2: Then I'm on my second days.
Speaker 1: That's good, you're just drinking it straight from the violet.
Speaker 3: And no.
Speaker 2: I had a few friends that are bitterly disappointed. They're like,
Speaker 2: I thought I was going quite well in the bedroom,
Speaker 2: but now I've been knocked back.
Speaker 1: I'm not enough of a whole. Oh, we're in Sydney,
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. The gay scene is stronger than the
Speaker 1: heterosexual scene, to be honest.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, How strong is the heterosexual thing?
Speaker 1: Good point? Good point? They got one good root in
Speaker 1: them a month. The gays have multiple good roots in
Speaker 1: them a day.
Speaker 2: We wouldn't know, you know, we wouldn't know from what.
Speaker 1: From the reviews. Yeah, I will get it, yeah for sure,
Speaker 1: but I'll have to wait for it to become readily
Speaker 1: available I think you know, it's.
Speaker 2: Not on my radar yet. I don't think it's nothing.
Speaker 2: I'm in urgent need of Why was everyone.
Speaker 1: So up in arms about the COVID vaccine yet the
Speaker 1: monkey pox vaccine? Like, nah, I don't care the fucking misinformation.
Speaker 2: I've never been I've never really questioned vaccines. I'm just like,
Speaker 2: stick it in me, doc.
Speaker 1: Now, I'd like to meet what's it god? What's that
Speaker 1: Learney Tunes character?
Speaker 4: Doc?
Speaker 1: That that yeah? Who says that?
Speaker 2: I don't know the quote?
Speaker 3: Funny?
Speaker 1: What's up? Dark? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was a road runner guy and Wiley coyote, that
Speaker 2: nasty road run I would always run. And thanks for
Speaker 2: sending us.
Speaker 1: We love it. The road runner. That's really funny. The treadmills,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say they need treadmills or just a
Speaker 1: pair of shoes runners. Oh that's fucking good.
Speaker 2: Good anyway, thanks to Yeah, if you're listening, I want
Speaker 2: fucking fifty percent of that idea here.
Speaker 1: It's a brilliant idea.
Speaker 3: And I just want headphones, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just wants headphones, That's all she wants.
Speaker 2: If I went through your bedside table drawer in your bedroom,
Speaker 2: which is right next door, to us, what sort of
Speaker 2: filthy sex toys would I find?
Speaker 1: We don't have a bedside table drawer.
Speaker 2: Oh well, you've got to keep them somewhere.
Speaker 1: You'd have to go through the whole house.
Speaker 2: Why the fuck would you put them in the laundry basket?
Speaker 2: If you need them like that'd be in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: Surely, No, they're not in the bedroom.
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: Because the bedroom we don't have sex in the bedside tables.
Speaker 1: We don't happen to have enough room because we want
Speaker 1: to kingsoze beds.
Speaker 2: But are they elsewhere in the bedroom? That's what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 2: surely you keep your sex toys in a bedroom that
Speaker 2: is so logical.
Speaker 1: And not in the bedroom?
Speaker 2: Where are they? I'm telling you, I'm not gonna go looking.
Speaker 2: I'm just curious.
Speaker 1: They're in a clear tub from Bunnings.
Speaker 2: I found a dildo in my bathroom drawer the other day,
Speaker 2: and I'm so confused because it's not mine.
Speaker 1: Well, you live with Jordan, your partner, in your roommain.
Speaker 2: What the fuck would he have been doing in my suite?
Speaker 3: Weird?
Speaker 1: Did you drunk a nice thing? Did you express by
Speaker 1: yourself one and forget about it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Now, i'd remember was it your kind? Was it like
Speaker 1: one that you, the older version of Mitchell would have purchased.
Speaker 2: No, I don't have like a huge collection that i'd
Speaker 2: lose track.
Speaker 1: What are the odds?
Speaker 2: Like, I'm just like, this isn't mine? Where did this
Speaker 2: come from?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That another gay man or heat man that I
Speaker 1: was pegging perhaps was in that room. The odds are slim.
Speaker 2: I know the dealdo wasn't slim. I'll give you that.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, I remember. This is a mortifying still there.
Speaker 2: I haven't dealt with it. This is in my bottom drawer.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know where that came from or
Speaker 2: what to do about it.
Speaker 1: You found away on the show.
Speaker 2: No, I used dildo that we don't know who used
Speaker 2: by yu god grow, that's terrific. Yeah, isn't that really weird? Though?
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck? Because it's not like
Speaker 2: there's no way I could have been in the bathroom
Speaker 2: drawer this whole time and I've never noticed, Like it
Speaker 2: just appeared and I was like, that's not mine.
Speaker 1: Someone just added it. Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 3: What about if it was from past tenants?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 2: Well that's what I mean, because the drawer was definitely
Speaker 2: empty when I put it in there. Maybe one of
Speaker 2: Jordan's roots was like, oh, can I use your bathroom?
Speaker 2: And he's like, yeah, sure, And this guy wandered off,
Speaker 2: left Jordan in the bedroom and then went into my
Speaker 2: on suite thinking that was the only bathroom, and then
Speaker 2: just accidentally left it there. I don't know why would
Speaker 2: he have a deal because they were using it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe he was giving it a rint in my on
Speaker 2: fleet and then just dropped it in the bottom drawer.
Speaker 2: There's no logical explanation that just turned out.
Speaker 1: Isabella. Is she a wanderer? Maybe she went to someone
Speaker 1: else's apartment, picked.
Speaker 2: It up and then brought it back thinking it was
Speaker 2: like a dead bird.
Speaker 3: Ye put it in your drawer.
Speaker 2: She was a budget smuggler.
Speaker 1: That is silicon with a sticky thing on the back.
Speaker 2: It's silicon. I don't think it has a sticky thing
Speaker 2: on the back.
Speaker 1: Did people really use the sticky thing on the back? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Really? Where do you put it?
Speaker 2: What do you mean, like, where do you put the
Speaker 2: stickening on the floor or on a wall? It's up
Speaker 2: to you, I guess. Interesting what a mentally mean? Sex
Speaker 2: toys are great, real liberating you know they're good. Way
Speaker 2: do you keep yours in a persepex box where?
Speaker 1: I'm not telling you.
Speaker 2: Because I'm just trying to think that I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: go find them. I'm just thinking logistically, if they're not
Speaker 2: in the bedroom, that would be such a mood kill
Speaker 2: if you have to go rummaging through draws in the
Speaker 2: fucking happened.
Speaker 1: The other night. We had to go find the louver
Speaker 1: and we didn't have one, and I had to like
Speaker 1: walk through the house half a wrect my screen door open.
Speaker 1: High dude, how are you? Oh, you've got your convertle
Speaker 1: tream It looks good.
Speaker 2: Keep them in the bedroom, you idiot.
Speaker 1: I don't have bedside tables.
Speaker 2: That's not how ye, But there's got to be somewhere
Speaker 2: in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: You've seen our wardrobes. They're all hangers. They're all hangers.
Speaker 1: There is no drawers in our bedroom, Nune.
Speaker 2: Put them in the little perspex box at the bottom
Speaker 2: of the water because our shoes are there. I'm telling
Speaker 2: you now, our wardrobes do not have any draws or
Speaker 2: any storage. And I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1: I know, and I get so bad about it because
Speaker 1: I'm lazy, and you know me, I wish I had
Speaker 1: draws so I could just throw everything in because I'm
Speaker 1: a thrower. But now I've got to hang. I've got
Speaker 1: to hang pants like some sort of fucking troyal.
Speaker 2: It's in here. They're not just looking around me, going
Speaker 2: surely they're not in here? Oh God, that is so painful.
Speaker 2: You're not having them not in reach?
Speaker 1: No, they're not.
Speaker 2: What about under the bed?
Speaker 1: No, because we've got a full valance kit. We've got
Speaker 1: the what's it called?
Speaker 2: You've got under your bed? Sick fuck blow up doll
Speaker 2: that looks like.
Speaker 1: What's her name?
Speaker 2: Kiss kiss something something kis.
Speaker 1: We've played it on this show and Yeah instantly.
Speaker 2: Don't let me get it up on my phone. It's
Speaker 2: not quite worthy of the playlist, but I'll play it anyway.
Speaker 2: I shan't be adding it to Yeah the same energy
Speaker 2: as the ketchup song. See I told you. I can't
Speaker 2: believe you could you decide for this song from Genezee
Speaker 2: sense good friends.
Speaker 1: I'm texting you a song I've just had to run
Speaker 1: more addition to Yeah. I'll just text it to.
Speaker 2: Your contributions haven't been overly helpful. I have it, they
Speaker 2: have it, but I think I've hit the nail on
Speaker 2: the head here for fox sake, what is it.
Speaker 5: To dance.
Speaker 1: I write about? Do you know this, Mitchell?
Speaker 2: It's not going in the playlist. It doesn't meet any criteria.
Speaker 2: And also it's just occurred to me that there is
Speaker 2: no hampster dance to go with it. It's not like
Speaker 2: the ketch up song or the macarena. Whether it's a dance.
Speaker 2: Why call it hampster dance when it's just some fucking
Speaker 2: pip sweet with making noise.
Speaker 1: It's not even like there was a little hand mouse thing.
Speaker 1: Is it just I sent you one more song? Did
Speaker 1: you play that again? I'm really intuitive intuitive, I don't
Speaker 1: know what I'm trying to. Ready you.
Speaker 2: My kiss ye ugly?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Probably, I don't really know what that is. It's good,
Speaker 2: but it's a good song. Yeah, I know this is
Speaker 2: a good song. But Coyote Ugly? Is that a song?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: It's a movie?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a great play I want to play the
Speaker 1: new over song and then you'll hear an example. Okay.
Speaker 2: I just I don't know what it is about Amax.
Speaker 2: She just rubs me the wrong way.
Speaker 1: It's the haircut and the lying she's lied to me
Speaker 1: multiple times, and she stole my selfie stick. She did
Speaker 1: still make your selfistick. You know, she's got that long hair,
Speaker 1: one long, really long blonde on one side and the
Speaker 1: other side cuts off under her ear. She had the
Speaker 1: hide to tell me. At her very first Australian interview,
Speaker 1: I go, what's it the heir, she went, oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god. I was cooking cookies and I put
Speaker 1: them in the oven, went upstairs. Was cutting my hair, babe,
Speaker 1: and I cut one side and then I went, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm burning my cookies. So I ran downstairs.
Speaker 1: They were barren, pulled them out of the oven, and
Speaker 1: I caught myself in the mirror and I went, this
Speaker 1: laps and that's a story about it. And I was like,
Speaker 1: that's a pretty good story. Anyway, she was on fucking
Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon and she's like, oh, it was a pr thing.
Speaker 2: I'm like, the bitch had the galls and she told
Speaker 2: a completely different story, made up that cookie story.
Speaker 1: Wow to my face, and it's a bullshit.
Speaker 2: So she basically bell Gibson. But at this point, what
Speaker 2: did that journalist say? What should I have said to her?
Speaker 2: She says, no, Bill, that's lies. That's a lie bit,
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 1: Oh what was it?
Speaker 2: It was like, no, no, don't draw an information, just
Speaker 2: be honest.
Speaker 1: Oh god, imagine how I said that?
Speaker 2: Actually, how old are you? I believe that I'm twenty six.
Speaker 1: How old are you? She's just her wits end?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Ship, And did we all see Tracy Grimshaw at the
Speaker 1: queen's funeral, very unable to even talk? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I did see that, good old trace. If only she'd
Speaker 2: done that before we'd run the top five moments, maybe
Speaker 2: that would have been a contender.
Speaker 1: Before maybe number four. Yeah, I don't know. She was
Speaker 1: in that glorious cape.
Speaker 2: Saddle bags, so she actually had saddle bags. Yeah, weird
Speaker 2: talk about it from her cultic.
Speaker 1: All right, weish better get out of here, everybody. It's
Speaker 1: been a hour show. My Mitch is going to get
Speaker 1: another wine and yeah, more than now. I've got to
Speaker 1: go to bed, to be honest. What time is it
Speaker 1: until late for me?
Speaker 2: It's fucking four pm.
Speaker 1: I've been up since three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it isn't like a seven or eight o'clock
Speaker 2: bedtime normal, not full. I need time to windn't be pathetic.
Speaker 2: I've been time to coroa. Love you all, Thank you,
Speaker 2: for listening to getting the sense that he doesn't want
Speaker 2: us in the house. You know, Hayden's coming home. You
Speaker 2: can't be seen. And now it's I've got to get
Speaker 2: to bed. I'm like the sun's upright, trying to hide
Speaker 2: the sex toys he doesn't want me to snoop.
Speaker 1: I get brand new ones every time I'm a germber phone.
Speaker 1: They get delivered at four every day. I'm not kid.
Speaker 1: Here my Amazon drivers coming. All right, Thanks guys for listening.
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