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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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Speaker 2: Three time now once more for us to appearancely mind

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Speaker 2: of Jack Post. It's an amazing place in there. It's

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Speaker 2: a mystery and enigma. He is a enigma wrapped enigma

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Speaker 2: wrapped in guns.

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Speaker 3: See to me, my mind is so normal.

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Speaker 2: But all psychopaths say that.

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Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing. I work on this show, but

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Speaker 3: I also work once a week on the Hammer Shandy podcast.

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Speaker 2: And Andy, we weren't aware, never mentioned Hamish Nandy in anything,

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Speaker 2: and oh.

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Speaker 4: Answered Andy, we were given billion dollar notes to spend.

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Speaker 3: Well, finally, you should say, because Andy Lee has offered

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Speaker 3: his family beach house to Biancho and I next week.

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Speaker 4: That is a beautiful place out there.

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Speaker 3: Beautiful place and lovely gesture.

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Speaker 4: Is it just you are? You're going to stay with

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Speaker 4: Andy because you always he's always got people there.

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Speaker 3: No, he's got a roster, he's honestly got like signing

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Speaker 3: to the calendar and choose your dates. So no, just

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Speaker 3: going to be the anchor and I and well hopefully

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Speaker 3: lunar our dog.

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Speaker 2: Now, okay, let's just rewind a moment because I remember

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Speaker 2: last year when we first started working together. You were

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Speaker 2: staying at you and Bank your wife. You stayed at

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Speaker 2: Andy Lee's place here in Richmond, and you slept in

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Speaker 2: his bed, and.

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Speaker 3: No, I was house sitting then, So that was actually

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Speaker 3: a favor to him.

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Speaker 4: Because your bedsity.

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Speaker 2: Did he say, listen, I'm going to I need someone

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Speaker 2: to sleep in my bed?

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Speaker 3: Was that he didn't. He didn't specifically say one way

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Speaker 3: or another.

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Speaker 2: No, But and I saw Andy over Christmas, okay, And

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Speaker 2: we started talking about this a couple of months later,

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Speaker 2: and he said to me, I did think it a

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Speaker 2: bit odd.

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Speaker 3: And you wore his clothes, Jack, I think out of layers,

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Speaker 3: I tried on jumpers. I wouldn't wear it again.

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Speaker 2: Under house sitting, you're not sleeping. You shouldn't be sleeping

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Speaker 2: in the bed or wearing that clothes.

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Speaker 4: Even in the cupboard. Jack. Now you're bringing your dog

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Speaker 4: to that place.

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Speaker 2: He's got is a beautiful place. It's his pride and joy.

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Speaker 2: And he's not a he's not a pet owner.

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Speaker 3: And he actually he's a very clean guy. He likes

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Speaker 3: stuff to be clean, lines, clean lines.

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Speaker 2: Meet a giant dog, Okay, that's going to be going

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Speaker 2: down to the beach. Those fangs are going to peer

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Speaker 2: through and any of that beautiful furniture of his.

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Speaker 4: Right. You know, you've got sandy.

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Speaker 3: Wet dog and she loves the beach on couches And

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Speaker 3: I told Bank, hey, and he's given us the keys

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Speaker 3: to his beach house. She goes, great, great, great, can

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Speaker 3: we bring Luna? And I said, yes, you're not. He

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Speaker 3: actually never said, or he didn't say she can't come,

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Speaker 3: but he never says she could.

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Speaker 2: I think the understanding is it's for you and not

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Speaker 2: your dirty great dog.

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Speaker 3: I think he would assume that. Okay, where does he

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Speaker 3: think Luna's going to go.

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Speaker 4: To your mom and dads or somewhere else?

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Speaker 2: Not let the ice panas we will kick It's like

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Speaker 2: the Playboy mansion.

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Speaker 3: Is everything white, everything's really nice? Yes dog, no, no, bet.

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Speaker 3: We'll keep her off the furniture. Her hair is white, actually, Pats,

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Speaker 3: so if hair comes off her, it will blend into these.

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Speaker 2: Hamish and andy gravy train is about to throw you off.

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Speaker 3: Seriously.

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Speaker 2: Get ready's to seeing a lot more of him around

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Speaker 2: here now on a Tuesday when he doesn't go for

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Speaker 2: the podcast.

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Speaker 3: But we will clean up after her. And if she

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Speaker 3: does have a smell, yeah, she'd loves swimming, and she

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Speaker 3: does stink after she swims.

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Speaker 4: What do you even thinking about this?

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Speaker 3: I think she loves the beach too much, so obviously

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Speaker 3: we're not going to go down the beach without her.

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Speaker 4: That would be so horrible.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we can like just wrap her in towels and

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Speaker 3: stuff after she comes back.

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Speaker 2: Right now, Maybe you ask Andy Lee, yes, I don't

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Speaker 2: want another here.

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Speaker 1: He's going to say.

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Speaker 4: He's going to say no, call him next.

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Speaker 3: No no no no, no, yes.

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Speaker 4: Need calling him next. Yes, I've got his number two.

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Speaker 2: So say you were doing the Hamish Naani podcast and

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Speaker 2: they were like, right, cool, Christian, whatever you go, Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you don't worry. He's not doing anything, all right, all right,

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Speaker 2: come on, Jackie boy, ask him next.

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Speaker 3: Please be asleep, please please be awake, Please be awake.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 2: Just watch and listen how Jack bo sits up and

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Speaker 2: talks properly during this link.

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Speaker 4: He's all up right right now. Oh he's all nervous

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Speaker 4: or just wet my hair down.

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Speaker 2: They're real masters on the line now and Andy Lee

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Speaker 2: is on the line now right now.

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Speaker 5: Good morning Andy, Good morning Christian on morning Jack.

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Speaker 3: Good morning Andy.

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Speaker 2: Now listen, I'm sorry to bother you. Busy morning routine,

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Speaker 2: I know, but listen, someone is concerning me. You were

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Speaker 2: kind enough this week to offer Jack and his wife Banker,

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Speaker 2: to come and stay your beautiful place, your beach house.

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Speaker 4: Next week.

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Speaker 2: Jack mentioned to me that he was thinking about taking

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Speaker 2: that giant sort of pig dog of his out that

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Speaker 2: I went, does.

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Speaker 4: Andy does Andy know?

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Speaker 2: And he went, oh, no, I think when he invited

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Speaker 2: me he knew that the dog would come. I went,

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Speaker 2: I don't think that is true at all.

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Speaker 5: That's a great point. I've forgotten.

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Speaker 3: You'd a.

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Speaker 4: Large one that loves wet water and sand.

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Speaker 3: Yes, look before you before you said.

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Speaker 4: Like, oh, listen to it.

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Speaker 3: We don't have to bring her immediately. I'm just saying

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Speaker 3: now that I think, now that I think about it,

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Speaker 3: you do. Your house is lovely. You do like to

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Speaker 3: keep a clean place.

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Speaker 4: Most people do.

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Speaker 3: You probably don't want the dog running around shaking its

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Speaker 3: tail and getting all the water over the wall. We haven't.

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Speaker 3: You were just done, now that I'm thinking about.

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Speaker 4: It, mister Lee, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 5: If is this the part where I'm in the Gamin

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Speaker 5: and of course Jack take the dog. But no, that's great, mate,

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Speaker 5: don't take it.

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Speaker 4: All right, his little face.

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Speaker 5: If any animals at the beach House, they have to

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Speaker 5: go through a full psych check, normally at some expense.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Christians dog had to say ten weeks at

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Speaker 3: customs before I was led in to Australia. Where should

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Speaker 3: I put lunar in?

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Speaker 5: It's more rigorous than just coming to Australia.

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Speaker 3: I wish I hadn't said anything. We would have got

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Speaker 3: away with it and you would have known. He wouldn't

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Speaker 3: have known. He wouldn't have known. He would he would

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Speaker 3: have dropped her out of photos and he wouldn't have known.

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Speaker 4: Shocking.

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Speaker 5: You know how this is going to play out? Check

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you exactly how this is going to play out.

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Speaker 5: My girlfriend's going to get wind of this that I

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Speaker 5: didn't let the dog dog lover a dog lover. I

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Speaker 5: promise you she'll be on the phone within ten minutes.

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Speaker 3: Let's time it.

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Speaker 2: See it's this time tomorrow morning. Andy, you're calling us saying,

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Speaker 2: do you know what? I've had to think about it?

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Speaker 3: And the policy about dogs at the beach House has

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Speaker 3: been lifted, so is she alowed to have her dogs,

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Speaker 3: her family dog. Is she alowd to have that down there?

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Speaker 2: Of course?

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Speaker 4: And that comes with different conditions because and.

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Speaker 3: Wants to sleep with me.

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Speaker 4: You haven't got what his missus has got.

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Speaker 3: Nothing to offer him.

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Speaker 5: Jack, You're welcome to come around this evening.

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Speaker 4: Now's we got that job on the show originally, wasn't it.

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Speaker 5: No, I honestly know how this good plan. That's going

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Speaker 5: to have an absolute go at me. Then her mum's

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Speaker 5: going to get Jim in and go, you don't like

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Speaker 5: dogs like I do like dogs. And then her mom's

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Speaker 5: going to go, oh, so that dog and are allowed

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Speaker 5: to come to Christmas. It's going to escalate. I'm better

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Speaker 5: off just saying, Luna, enjoy the spare a nice temperature.

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Speaker 2: And I hate to see a great man crumble like this.

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Speaker 2: I always hold out hope for you. Don't become like

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Speaker 2: the rest of us who are just scared.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm there, well and truly there.

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately well, I mean, thank you Andy. And is she

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Speaker 3: really allowed in the spa? That would be such a

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Speaker 3: cute photo.

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Speaker 4: The size of the dog.

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Speaker 3: She's not that bee. She's lost a lot of way,

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Speaker 3: you know what.

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Speaker 5: You know, one thing I do do to people to

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Speaker 5: do dissuade them from taking their pets down, is I

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Speaker 5: say I tell them a story which is fake about Look,

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Speaker 5: there's a lot of snakes down there. A friend of

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Speaker 5: mine went down and the dog got bitten and passed away,

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Speaker 5: So it might be at your own risk to take

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Speaker 5: you put your dog down. Didn't happen, but certainly at

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Speaker 5: about eighty percent of people suddenly ringing back and go oh,

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Speaker 5: I tell you what, We're going to leave the dog

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Speaker 5: back in Melbourne and go okay, it's your choice.

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Speaker 2: Imagine now, then if something does happen and the whole

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Speaker 2: snake thing is well and.

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Speaker 3: Luna passes away, Yeah, that's too sad. That's a terrible

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Speaker 3: way to end this.

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Speaker 2: So Andy, can I just say straight? Is he allowed

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Speaker 2: to being that big hairy dog? Is gonna have sand

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Speaker 2: all over the couch and everything?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Look, well I'll have some conditions for you Jack, but

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Speaker 5: learner can go.

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Speaker 3: Thank you mate, Well keep her off the couch.

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Speaker 2: Are the conditions just for Jack Post It's not about the.

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Speaker 5: Dog, Yeah, Jack, don't wear my clothes?

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Speaker 2: All right? Andy, Hopefully you will see you in Hamish

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Speaker 2: next month in November when The Perfect Holiday is out

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Speaker 2: coming on the show.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we'd love we'd love to both chop in, so

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Speaker 5: please see if the opportunity is there, we'll see you

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Speaker 5: there and we can bring in some other things that

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Speaker 5: we've learned about Jack over the years and all have

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Speaker 5: a giggle together.

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Speaker 4: And he's off that day now Andy well, soume, I

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Speaker 4: have a good day.

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Speaker 5: See you guys.

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Speaker 1: And the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh

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Speaker 1: four points three