Speaker 1: Look, there's one thing that you can rely on us
Speaker 1: for here at the pickup, and that is for bringing
Speaker 1: you the cold, hard facts, the truth, and putting to
Speaker 1: bed all the rumors people would believe.
Speaker 2: I know what have you told us?
Speaker 3: Men?
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Speaker 1: Well, look, there's one thing that so many of us
Speaker 1: have been doing for so many years now, and that
Speaker 1: is the five second rule. How do you feel about
Speaker 1: eating things that have fallen on the floor, Mitch, I'm
Speaker 1: all for it.
Speaker 5: My flour my house is clean. I don't get problems.
Speaker 5: I clean my floors.
Speaker 2: Does it not depend on where it is?
Speaker 1: I feel like the five second rule, it's a five
Speaker 1: second rule regardless of location. That's the whole point of
Speaker 1: it being the five second rule.
Speaker 4: Listen, if it's a cookie, it can sit on the
Speaker 4: ground for a month and I'll still eat it. If
Speaker 4: it's a fish fill it, I'll probably dust it off,
Speaker 4: but I will still eat it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I just know too much.
Speaker 3: I know what's on the ground much, just like like
Speaker 3: I know the germs just from working in a hospital
Speaker 3: and the stuff you can pick up on your feet
Speaker 3: and it's actually if you knew, it's so rank having
Speaker 3: said that something has dropped on the ground for split second,
Speaker 3: even though I know if it's delicious.
Speaker 2: I'll still pick it up in it.
Speaker 1: Well, Britt, it's definitely the smart one o the two
Speaker 1: of you. Because so doctor Wendy Lebrett has come out
Speaker 1: and she has said officially she's a gastro enterrologist.
Speaker 2: Is how you say enterrologist?
Speaker 1: And she has said unfortunately, the five second rule is
Speaker 1: a complete myth. And now, if you are somebody who
Speaker 1: is okay with eating their food off.
Speaker 2: The ground, even if it's just touched it for a brief.
Speaker 1: Second, you are exposing yourself to bacteria such as Salmonella E. Coli,
Speaker 1: which is just another nice word for poo, listeria, and
Speaker 1: fecal matter.
Speaker 2: That's what you're getting.
Speaker 1: You're getting more pooh. There's a lot of pooh. Just
Speaker 1: what's happening within five seconds?
Speaker 4: I have eaten on the floor many times, and I'm healthier.
Speaker 4: You're a way to work done. I'm never sick. My
Speaker 4: doctor says to me, they're shocked at how healthy I am.
Speaker 4: Everything I put in my.
Speaker 2: No one has ever said that.
Speaker 5: No one, my gpieces, I'm shocked. Okay, the cue and
Speaker 5: my fan liver shot for full stop.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 5: That's maybe you're My hearing is poor.
Speaker 1: The thing that's more shocking about this is where did
Speaker 1: this ever start? Who started this rule? And why is
Speaker 1: it internationally known as the five second rule.
Speaker 2: We made it up for kids. Kids dropped the shit
Speaker 2: all the time, like five second rolds fine.
Speaker 1: Pick it up? Oh no, his little history lesson for you.
Speaker 1: Apparently there's two theories behind it. Apparently Ganghis Khant, who
Speaker 1: was the Mongol ruler. Apparently he had a rule where
Speaker 1: if anybody dropped anything on the floor, no food could
Speaker 1: be wasted, so they had to eat the food that was.
Speaker 2: On the floor during their big banquets.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know. He also would women and children, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know if we drop that and they pick up.
Speaker 1: And also TV personality Julia Child, she dropped a pancake
Speaker 1: in nineteen sixty and said, oh, it's still good.
Speaker 2: This was like live on TV.
Speaker 1: She said it's still good to eat and she picked
Speaker 1: it up and continued to eat it. I mean the
Speaker 1: floor a live cooking show, So it could have been
Speaker 1: Ganghis Khant or Julie Child, We're not sure.
Speaker 5: Two evils A nuther Les is very similar in power.
Speaker 3: The floor in here is pretty grossmus if you're seen,
Speaker 3: if we dropped a piece of sush or something on here, you'd.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter to you whether it's a wet food or
Speaker 1: a dry food, because I think that the consistency does
Speaker 1: change things.
Speaker 4: Because if I dropped a vanilla slice on carpet, you
Speaker 4: pull up that custard side and it is riddled with
Speaker 4: fires that I don't want to eat.
Speaker 2: And po okay, let's let's start this off. Here's some nuts.
Speaker 2: I'm going to throw these on the floor. Over it,
Speaker 2: you dodge your head. We want to know where you're limited.
Speaker 5: On the ground.
Speaker 4: That's an eclipse breath mint, Yeah, put on the ground,
Speaker 4: you guys thought, just because this is radio, we could.
Speaker 2: Put it on the ground.
Speaker 5: Game barking orders with me.
Speaker 2: Genghis can now roll it around, to roll it around a.
Speaker 3: Bit five pick it out and pick it out and
Speaker 3: suck it. You suck it it.
Speaker 2: There was a hair on it that was the longest.
Speaker 4: Oh, come on, let me tell you guys. We're appealing
Speaker 4: to the Australian public here. They're listening and going. Times
Speaker 4: are tough. Can barely afford my mortgage. If I dropped
Speaker 4: a roast chicken on the floor, I can see.
Speaker 1: The cockroaches bag hanging out of your mouth. Your loves
Speaker 1: to Morney on the phone, I don't even start. What
Speaker 1: about this lovely piece of sushi.
Speaker 5: That's just a lemon slice?
Speaker 1: Keep his left from my sushi. Drop the lemon slice
Speaker 1: on the ground.
Speaker 5: I've got a breath men in my mouth.
Speaker 2: Be nice.
Speaker 5: I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2: No, you're not going to do it. For the five second,
Speaker 2: really not going to do it.
Speaker 3: Because we get in trouble putting a sushi on the
Speaker 3: floor of the radio rates.
Speaker 5: We don't want to We don't want to destroy the
Speaker 5: radio station.
Speaker 1: I don't believe you, Mitch. I feel like there's got
Speaker 1: to be something. There's got to be a line, and
Speaker 1: there's a line for everyone. Okay, Mitch, Can I ask
Speaker 1: you one more thing?
Speaker 4: Hit me?
Speaker 3: Can you please get down on all fours and lick
Speaker 3: the ground to prove that you would eat something wet
Speaker 3: off there, because it's the same thing.
Speaker 4: Everyone in this whole building just looked at you like
Speaker 4: this isn't some hazing you two.
Speaker 2: Do you think it's okay to eat things off the ground.
Speaker 5: We don't.
Speaker 2: We can't unfortunately, putthing wet on the ground. Can you
Speaker 2: give a quick lick?
Speaker 5: Little one like you're too out of touch?
Speaker 2: Can you do it?
Speaker 4: Just you know what Britain law are for it, because
Speaker 4: you would go to their house marble everywhere it's marble
Speaker 4: stop marble actually yours a gold player to Brits. If
Speaker 4: I got it, If I drops, I actually make money.
Speaker 2: You're an idiot around because he doesn't want to lick
Speaker 2: the floor, he's deflecting. Also, we really really believe it. Okay,
Speaker 2: all falls down licking it? What it days like.
Speaker 4: Life?
Speaker 5: It's actually very savory.
Speaker 2: I don't think the floor is supposed to take shape.
Speaker 2: You're disgusting.
Speaker 5: Alright, let's go hard.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that we made you do that. I'm not.
Speaker 1: But also it's a really important thing everyone. We probably
Speaker 1: should stop eating things off the floor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, good, peer, say keep going and be healthy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: When you've got kids, you get grosser and grosser. I've
Speaker 2: eaten so many disgusting things recently.
Speaker 5: All right, well that's the show in a nutshell. Really