Speaker 1: Laura and come on in, Hello everybody, Welcome back another Monday.
Speaker 2: It is the pick up with Britt, Laura and Mitch.
Speaker 2: And what a day it is for me today, Laura,
Speaker 2: Why is that, Britt?
Speaker 1: Is that because you've got a massive bunch of flowers
Speaker 1: sitting right there?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And you know why I got a massive bunch of
Speaker 4: flowers delivered to work today, because today, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 4: is my bangniversary.
Speaker 2: Do you want to explain to everyone what a bangniversary is?
Speaker 1: Because I'm not sure if this is going to catch
Speaker 1: on as the anniversary to be celebrating.
Speaker 2: I reckon it should catch on, Laura.
Speaker 4: A bangniversary is it's basically the day that I banged
Speaker 4: my filance day. Man, it's very fast, very first day.
Speaker 1: It is literally when he became so bamboozled that he
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I am in love with you.
Speaker 1: And that's what the that's the hypnotic effect you had
Speaker 1: on him.
Speaker 2: I think not. I think it was the next day.
Speaker 4: I think it was day two that he fell in
Speaker 4: love when we held hands crossing the road in traffic,
Speaker 4: a very romantic moment. But for those plaint at home,
Speaker 4: my fiance and I were supposed to be a one
Speaker 4: night stand literally, so it was the day that we
Speaker 4: banged and now we're getting married.
Speaker 2: So he has set me a beautiful bunch of flowers.
Speaker 2: I have not sent him anything.
Speaker 1: I think that Okay, So this is when people who
Speaker 1: were one night stands that turn into relationships, that's when
Speaker 1: they should celebrate the anniversary.
Speaker 2: I just celebrate my wedding.
Speaker 1: That's about it. Actually, don't even celebrate that. To be honest,
Speaker 1: you actually forgot that. Forgot it was like two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: So I just don't think.
Speaker 4: I think you can make your anniversary any day that suits,
Speaker 4: And I think if you need to change it by
Speaker 4: a couple of days to suit whatever you've got going on,
Speaker 4: you're also allowed to do that.
Speaker 2: I disagree.
Speaker 1: I think anniversaries or anniversaries for a reason because they
Speaker 1: pertain to a date.
Speaker 2: That's what I would anniversary. Well, what do you want?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Look, coming up on the show, something that I think
Speaker 1: everyone can debate about is would you get on a
Speaker 1: plane if you found out that you had head life?
Speaker 1: Big questions here at the pig ho that what you
Speaker 1: did last week? Can you're so dirty? Look, we'll discuss
Speaker 1: the days coming up on the pick up, pick up kid.
Speaker 1: So normally our beautiful Mitch Jury would be here to
Speaker 1: give us the pick up or put down. But these
Speaker 1: are the things that everyone's talking about, the water cooler
Speaker 1: chat that you've been discussing at the office today, and
Speaker 1: we're designing whether we pick it on and we carry
Speaker 1: on the conversation throughout the week, or we put it down.
Speaker 2: And never speak of it again.
Speaker 4: I do love hearing what Mitch brings every single week,
Speaker 4: So I just be known, Laura, I'm going to judge
Speaker 4: you heavily for whatever you've brought this week.
Speaker 2: Can I be fair?
Speaker 1: I don't think Mitch has ever brought like an actual
Speaker 1: big headline. It's always the down and dirty, dumb stuff.
Speaker 4: Okay, here, tell me what you've got this week.
Speaker 2: I have the heavy hitting stuff.
Speaker 1: I have the stuff that people really want to talk about,
Speaker 1: like this one getting on a plane with head lice.
Speaker 4: What put down you, dirty girl?
Speaker 1: Was this you? Laura?
Speaker 4: Nah?
Speaker 2: To be fair, though, I did.
Speaker 1: Go on a family holiday and found out when I
Speaker 1: was on the holiday that I had headlights and so
Speaker 1: did the kids.
Speaker 2: But you can't do it intentionally. Well, what's this plane business?
Speaker 2: Jason Biggs's wife, Jenny Mollin, she's.
Speaker 1: Getting slammed online after revealing the insane story of how
Speaker 1: she found out that she had headlines on a five
Speaker 1: hour flight. Have listened to this as I'm on a
Speaker 1: plane with Caroline and she just looked at my head.
Speaker 2: And remember when we told you last week that I
Speaker 2: said my head and.
Speaker 1: I thought I was having perry fanipus symptoms.
Speaker 3: Just why I have.
Speaker 1: So she thought she had perimenopause symptoms. That actually she
Speaker 1: found out on the plane that she had headline.
Speaker 4: Okay, you can't get on a plane if you know
Speaker 4: that you have nits. That is irresponsible. It is like
Speaker 4: drink driving, but you can. It's not like drink it's
Speaker 4: irresponsible or it is you can't do anything about it
Speaker 4: if you're already on the plane and then you've realized
Speaker 4: you have nits, but you can't jump up the emergency.
Speaker 1: Shoot, Maggie, I wish I could tell you the amount
Speaker 1: of kids that go to daycare.
Speaker 2: We get the call weekly like that.
Speaker 1: Some kids being sent home with knits and that we've
Speaker 1: got to do another treatment. It happens on repeat, and
Speaker 1: only a few times has it been my kids.
Speaker 2: You know, you're waving around.
Speaker 4: So you need to do if you're in that situation
Speaker 4: on your plane, you need to go to the air
Speaker 4: hostess and ask for glad rap and you need to
Speaker 4: wrap your head up.
Speaker 2: It's the only car you have to can't sit there.
Speaker 2: You can't have an infestation on a plane of knits.
Speaker 2: But no one will know it's you. No one will
Speaker 2: know your bun. That make It's okay if someone does
Speaker 2: something illegal, but new one news. Okay, that's the next one.
Speaker 2: All right, well, okay.
Speaker 1: Twists are to release limited edition Cavia flavor.
Speaker 3: Put it down?
Speaker 2: Put it down?
Speaker 4: Why why would you butcher such an Australian icon.
Speaker 1: Twists are great as they are. The chicken flavor is
Speaker 1: already a little bit questionable. Twists don't need to be fancy.
Speaker 1: Caviar is unnecessary. Twists don't need to come from under
Speaker 1: the seat. No, they don't. Sty it would go out
Speaker 1: with a strong point. Do you know what was a
Speaker 1: really great combo that was recently done? Arn, it's brought
Speaker 1: out like no shapes Now they have like pizza shapes
Speaker 1: or chicken shapes.
Speaker 2: They bore everyone in the car. Nos a shape face
Speaker 2: for breaking it down.
Speaker 1: They've brought out meat pie shapes, and they are so
Speaker 1: good that I ate the entire box in one sitting.
Speaker 2: So I'm here for that one. I just think, keep
Speaker 2: things as they are. If it's not broke, don't fix it, okay.
Speaker 4: Quick question off the back of that, are you like
Speaker 4: a cheese twisty or a chicken twisty?
Speaker 2: Oh? Cheese cheese standard traditional? You're stressed by that one now.
Speaker 1: Next having your Christmas tree up already.
Speaker 2: Put it down?
Speaker 4: But you are asking somebody that usually just drapes one
Speaker 4: piece of tin salo over her fiddle leaf.
Speaker 1: Well, look, apparently it says a lot about your personality
Speaker 1: if you do.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So, according to a Florida based psychotherapist, people who start
Speaker 1: putting up their Christmas tree decorations early tend to be
Speaker 1: more sentimental and they like to live in the nostalgia
Speaker 1: of the past.
Speaker 2: I just am not about it. It takes up too
Speaker 2: much room. I think it puts too much stress on you.
Speaker 1: Me.
Speaker 2: It reminds me they got to get presents and stuff,
Speaker 2: not for me.
Speaker 1: But I think I'm ready to put my I'd happily
Speaker 1: do it now, but I don't know if it necessarily
Speaker 1: just kind of like means that you're a nostalgic about
Speaker 1: the past. It just means I have kids and they
Speaker 1: get really excited about it. It's a weekend activity that
Speaker 1: will like you know, it'll time be over for two hours.
Speaker 2: But if it's because you've got kids and you set it.
Speaker 4: Up too early, kids don't really have a concept of time,
Speaker 4: so it drags it onto Yes, every day? Is it today?
Speaker 4: Is it today's? And the answer is like, no, shut up,
Speaker 4: it's not today. It's seventeen weeks away. Because your mum's
Speaker 4: nostalgic can set it up in May.
Speaker 1: But do you know what it does? Do It also
Speaker 1: then prolongs the threat. You can use it as a bribe. Well,
Speaker 1: if you do that, Santa's not going to get you
Speaker 1: a present longer.
Speaker 4: I do that to my films day, all right, doesn't work. Hey,
Speaker 4: it's that time of year. Though it's not just Christmas.
Speaker 4: It's the time of year that the Hottest bald Man
Speaker 4: list is revealed. I can't wait for this list every
Speaker 4: single year. But I'm not happy with who is coming
Speaker 4: at the top place. I'm going to tell you about
Speaker 4: it after the break. Not only is it Christmas, which
Speaker 4: is my favorite time of year, but my second favorite
Speaker 4: time of.
Speaker 2: Year coming in close.
Speaker 4: Hot on its tail is the list of the Hottest
Speaker 4: bald men of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: And yes, this is a scientific study.
Speaker 4: This is what people are putting their money behind, which
Speaker 4: is very worrying.
Speaker 1: I like that you didn't even talk about the hot
Speaker 1: list in general, like we you know that came out
Speaker 1: a couple weeks ago. Didn't get a mention on this show.
Speaker 1: Let me just tell you about the list.
Speaker 4: So I want to start by saying a lot of
Speaker 4: effort goes into this list. And when I say it's
Speaker 4: science based, there are things that they look at like
Speaker 4: facial golden ratio, voice attractiveness, and obviously things like global
Speaker 4: search interest. The thing that I love the most is
Speaker 4: they take into consideration the celebrities cranial shine factor.
Speaker 2: I think that's important.
Speaker 1: Also that the shape of one's head. If you're going
Speaker 1: to be baled, you got to hope that your skull
Speaker 1: is a nice shape.
Speaker 4: But when you take in the shine factor, I don't
Speaker 4: know if I want it to be shiny, like I
Speaker 4: would probably put some powder on it and take the
Speaker 4: shine off.
Speaker 2: That's useful. It's glowy anyway, just tell me who this
Speaker 2: is topic.
Speaker 4: I wanted to bring this to you because I'm not
Speaker 4: how with the list at all. As somebody that has
Speaker 4: a large interest in baldman, I don't like the list,
Speaker 4: so I'm going to start at the top. Number one,
Speaker 4: from the sexiest baldman in twenty twenty four to no surprise.
Speaker 2: And we get a drum roll? Is that too?
Speaker 4: Fa?
Speaker 2: I do have a drum roll here?
Speaker 4: Number one to nobody's surprise.
Speaker 2: Prince William.
Speaker 1: I would say that that is a surprise, especially when
Speaker 1: one of the categories is shine of head, because I
Speaker 1: would say, if anything, Prince William is quite wispy on top.
Speaker 2: There is some bumf love. Yeah, there is no shine there.
Speaker 1: He's holding on for dear life to those last few
Speaker 1: fellows on top of his head.
Speaker 2: Number two Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
Speaker 4: He was always going to come in. But I think
Speaker 4: he's hotter than Prince William. Prince William, let's be real.
Speaker 4: He's only number one because he's a prince.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that makes him hot too, I get it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's not about being a prince. It's about being bored.
Speaker 2: But it's awesome.
Speaker 1: Also, he was the heart throb of our generation when
Speaker 1: were kids, though, so I understand while he's still up there.
Speaker 2: Kelly Slater number four, he's a surfer. I get it.
Speaker 2: You completely miss Shaquie O'Neil. But that's yeah, because we
Speaker 2: don't have time for all of them more. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: do some highlights.
Speaker 4: The highlight number six, I am sorry Danny DeVito. Danny
Speaker 4: DeVito is not on any hot list anywhere ever.
Speaker 2: I don't know who thought that it was okay to
Speaker 2: put him in there. This is a very interesting tidbit
Speaker 2: of this, though.
Speaker 1: Danny DeVito has thirteen eight hundred searches made for naked
Speaker 1: and shirtless every year, So people out there do find
Speaker 1: Danny DeVito hot and they want to see him naked
Speaker 1: and shirtless.
Speaker 4: But I reckon there might be a rumor that he
Speaker 4: did something naked and people are just trying to find it.
Speaker 2: Did you Google search?
Speaker 3: Yes? I did.
Speaker 2: I was one of those searchers.
Speaker 4: No Vin Diesel he made the list, but he surprisingly
Speaker 4: came in at number ten.
Speaker 2: But do you know who wasn't on this list?
Speaker 4: If I was going to add a few of my
Speaker 4: own people to this list, because I've got two that
Speaker 4: I want to add okay, one Tyson Beckford.
Speaker 2: I don't even know who that is. I have a
Speaker 2: picture ready because I knew you wouldn't know show.
Speaker 1: I don't know who anyone is even how those people
Speaker 1: you just mentioned. I was like, let's talk about Siquila
Speaker 1: and Neil.
Speaker 4: I know he's like hello, I know he's a beautiful model.
Speaker 4: I think he used to be a model on like
Speaker 4: America's Next Top Model, then he became a judge.
Speaker 2: Then he's just so hot. I disagree. He's not actually bald.
Speaker 1: He just has a shaved head, which means he does
Speaker 1: not meet the criteria for bald men.
Speaker 2: No, you can't be opt in ball. I'm putting him in. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I Danny DeVito's in there, all right? What's your second one?
Speaker 2: Jason state them? Yeah, great, I think he belongs on
Speaker 2: the list.
Speaker 1: Britt, I need you to explain to me why you
Speaker 1: care so much about a baldman list more than anything,
Speaker 1: and why you've gone so far as to consider additional people.
Speaker 4: Because the thing that got me was I love to
Speaker 4: look at these lists, but I was a bit up
Speaker 4: in arms about the people they included, and I don't
Speaker 4: think it's fair to.
Speaker 2: The other hot bald people.
Speaker 4: Do you know what makes Jason so hot is that
Speaker 4: he was also like an Olympic diver.
Speaker 2: No one cares. I'm just trying to make it hot.
Speaker 2: All right, What do you got? What do you bringing
Speaker 2: to the show?
Speaker 1: We can riot for the bald man, we can write
Speaker 1: for them, britt And also, if anything, the baldman out there,
Speaker 1: they need this sort of validation. If anything, they've been
Speaker 1: waiting for Brittany Hockley to wave the flag for the
Speaker 1: hottestport man out there. All right, Well, look coming up,
Speaker 1: I want to know what have you screwed up at
Speaker 1: work because there was a huge error that Mattel made
Speaker 1: last week. You might have seen something was printed on
Speaker 1: the back of a box from Wicked that shouldn't have
Speaker 1: been there.
Speaker 2: And I think everyone's.
Speaker 1: Had a little, a little mistake at work that might
Speaker 1: have landed them in a bit of hot trouble.
Speaker 2: We want to hear from you. Hey, Laura, I have
Speaker 2: a huge update.
Speaker 4: You might remember last week, but we were talking about Wicked.
Speaker 4: Mattel released like this limited edition doll and the website
Speaker 4: on the packaging was supposed to take you to Wicked,
Speaker 4: but there was a little typo and in fact was
Speaker 4: taking people and kids to like a pornographic site.
Speaker 1: Well it was like you know the QR code, how
Speaker 1: they put them on the back of packaging, so you
Speaker 1: scan it and you went straight to Wicked dot com.
Speaker 2: Not Wicked the musical dot com.
Speaker 4: Have very different have a listen a company as big
Speaker 4: as Mattel. This can't be just going past one person.
Speaker 4: It can't be just one person's job. I mean, like
Speaker 4: everyone makes mistakes at work.
Speaker 1: Some people's mistakes are bigger than others. And some people
Speaker 1: are linking a porn site to a kid. It's not funny.
Speaker 1: It's very bad. It's really bad.
Speaker 4: No, there's a lot of lawsuits in that, especially because
Speaker 4: it's in America.
Speaker 2: Hey, call up if you have made a huge mistake
Speaker 2: at work. We want to hear about it. But I
Speaker 2: have an update.
Speaker 4: Because Mattel have come out and acknowledged the problem. Not
Speaker 4: that they could not acknowledge it, but they've officially apologized.
Speaker 4: This is their statement. We deeply regret this unfortunate error
Speaker 4: and are taking immediate action to remedy this.
Speaker 2: How do you remedy it?
Speaker 3: Don't.
Speaker 4: Parents are advised that the misprinted, incorrect website is not
Speaker 4: appropriate for children.
Speaker 2: Thanks Mattel Sherlock.
Speaker 1: But also there's been so much speculation online. I saw
Speaker 1: so many comments in this thread about it where people
Speaker 1: were saying that they thought it was done intentionally.
Speaker 2: I don't agree. No, it's human error, it's not the
Speaker 2: well the thing was people were saying, it's obviously AI.
Speaker 2: People thought that AI is trying to take people's jobs
Speaker 2: and that they've made this huge error.
Speaker 4: How's the conspiracy theory? AI probably would have done it better.
Speaker 4: They did come out and say I can confirm AI
Speaker 4: was not used on packaging for mattel Wicked collection dolls.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I remember talking about mistakes at work? Laura,
Speaker 4: you might remember this. There was like our first big
Speaker 4: meeting many many years ago where we were under it
Speaker 4: was negotiations, it was contracts, we were talking money, we
Speaker 4: were talking plans, We're talking how many years, Like a
Speaker 4: lot of discussions that Laura and I had never had
Speaker 4: to have in this world before.
Speaker 1: This is also like our very first meeting with like
Speaker 1: the big radio bosses.
Speaker 2: So we felt a little bit out of our debt.
Speaker 4: Put it that way, we're very out of our death
Speaker 4: but we're trying to be really professionally. We had a
Speaker 4: clipboard and stuff, obviously, and I was waving a pen around,
Speaker 4: but it was on zoom as well. So anyway, when
Speaker 4: we were like, thank you so much, thank you everybody
Speaker 4: for the meeting. We'll be in touch, and I thought
Speaker 4: everyone had gone off the zoom call. I thought everyone
Speaker 4: had hung up, and I turned to Laura and with
Speaker 4: that hand actions as well, I said, show.
Speaker 1: Me the money like she was making it rain She
Speaker 1: was like pretending to make money rain down. Actually, And
Speaker 1: also it wasn't even that Lucad contract. It's just the
Speaker 1: first time we were going to get you paid for
Speaker 1: being on radio. And I remember looking at you, britt
Speaker 1: and I was like, what the hell are you doing?
Speaker 4: There was a moment of silence for me, there wasn't
Speaker 4: and then through the screen we here, Brittany, We're still here.
Speaker 2: The Bosses was still on the core and I was like, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: I knew. I would like you to show me the
Speaker 2: money please, thank you.
Speaker 1: Hi. Oh wait, the phones are ringing. We've got Kylie
Speaker 1: on the phone. What happened to you? What did you
Speaker 1: screw up at work? Oh?
Speaker 3: Hi, guys. As a teenager, I worked at my local
Speaker 3: supermarket and I worked every Friday night four till eight,
Speaker 3: and I really wanted to get out of there this Friday,
Speaker 3: so I thought I was turning the lights off, but
Speaker 3: it turned out I turned off the power to all
Speaker 3: the fridges and the freezer as well as all the lights.
Speaker 3: So I went back to my next shift on the
Speaker 3: Saturday morning and yeah, some of the boys were loading
Speaker 3: all the freezer and fridge stock into trolleys and I'm like, hey, guys,
Speaker 3: what's going on? And They're like, someone sites turned all
Speaker 3: the power of so all this job has to go
Speaker 3: in the bin? Did you.
Speaker 2: Did you admit that it was you? Did you take
Speaker 2: the floor, Laura? You never admit to a mistake.
Speaker 3: No, No, I was normally on the front checkout, so
Speaker 3: I yeah, I was like, oh that's for shame. Off
Speaker 3: I went and yeah, I never told anyone to this day.
Speaker 2: TV footage just shows it going in.
Speaker 4: So does when like, did you know at home, if
Speaker 4: a freezer turns off, everything melts and it floods, like
Speaker 4: the water comes out.
Speaker 2: Would does that mean the supermarket it all flooded?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a hot mess, like milk, ice cream
Speaker 3: from pizzas, yogat everything everywhere.
Speaker 1: It's actually also kind of sad such wastage, but thank
Speaker 1: god I g A were honest about it, because they.
Speaker 2: Could have just sold it all. I mean, like, oh, well,
Speaker 2: deal with that refreeze. I actually tried this a week ago.
Speaker 2: You can't refreeze a melted ice cream.
Speaker 4: It doesn't freeze the sname and mine had a stick
Speaker 4: in it and I couldn't find the stick.
Speaker 1: You also shouldn't recool meat that's been out a room
Speaker 1: temperature for an entire night.
Speaker 2: But anyway, trust me to don't we try this at home?
Speaker 3: People?
Speaker 2: Thanks Kylie. Hey, that is it from us today, guys,