Speaker 1: Seven thirty tonight. Thank god you're here, bag baby, another
Speaker 1: premiere season. I love this show. I've seen a lot
Speaker 1: of the marketing around around the country. They're doing great
Speaker 1: little installation pop ups with that blue door. Back again
Speaker 1: to host this year, Celia Procuola. She joins us. Now, Hello,
Speaker 1: i'd be premiere night. Hi.
Speaker 2: It's so exciting to be back. Can I just say
Speaker 2: all of the billboards, I just secretly hope that they've
Speaker 2: accidentally put them up outside my ex boyfriend's houses. How
Speaker 2: do we get into this business? Isn't it's all?
Speaker 3: It's the only reason I'm out here hustling really, so
Speaker 3: my ex sees me with success totally.
Speaker 1: That is it?
Speaker 2: Just to show it down there?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Good? Look what you let go? I've made this very personal,
Speaker 2: very fast. We're very I'm very excited that the show,
Speaker 2: the show is back. Can't believe it, can't believe it's
Speaker 2: been a year already.
Speaker 3: Celia, we absolutely love it. Can you tell me if
Speaker 3: you could have your dream guest? Absolutely anyone. Maybe your
Speaker 3: inspiration is growing up literally?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Well it's a tricky question because my absolute dream,
Speaker 2: one of my dream guests we have, which is this
Speaker 2: evening is Sampaign who's on tonight, who's on episode one?
Speaker 2: I love him so dearly. He is such a smart
Speaker 2: ass and an absolute piece of work, and I love
Speaker 2: him so much, and I thought, there's never in a
Speaker 2: million years he's going to agree to come on this show.
Speaker 2: And knowing how close he is with you know from
Speaker 2: having paying attention that Tom Gleisner and Ed Cavaliers, so
Speaker 2: you know, there's a lot of people with a lot
Speaker 2: of who have a lot of history with him. So
Speaker 2: you can rest assured that we really don't take it
Speaker 2: easy on him.
Speaker 4: I would love to know. Have you ever been in
Speaker 4: a situation where you've seen someone on stage like walk
Speaker 4: through that door and then they're floundering and you just
Speaker 4: you're like, oh, I want to help them. Like how
Speaker 4: do you respond to that when you can see someone's
Speaker 4: not doing as good a job as well?
Speaker 1: I hoped, you hope that they would do.
Speaker 2: You know what, Like it's going to sound like a lot,
Speaker 2: but if no, it doesn't really happen. It's so no
Speaker 2: matter what happens, it's still entertaining. Like some people come
Speaker 2: out and it's incredible how it seems like their brain
Speaker 2: is just a joke machine that comes out with these
Speaker 2: fully formed one liners. Some people go into character, like
Speaker 2: Julias was incredible at being like, you know, just transforming
Speaker 2: into an accents all this stuff. And then some people
Speaker 2: just look like they have no idea what's going on.
Speaker 2: And that's really funny too, So you can't really fail at.
Speaker 3: It, well, Celia, the aim of the game is that
Speaker 3: they don't know what's going on. They're very put on
Speaker 3: the spot. We have someone here that would love to
Speaker 3: be on the show, Mitch Cherry. He thinks he's himself
Speaker 3: a bit of a comedian, and I want.
Speaker 1: To thinks of himself. I've done stand up that's like
Speaker 1: think thinks of himself. I would love to walking to
Speaker 1: Baker's delight. You think you're a baker, make me a
Speaker 1: thinker bout.
Speaker 3: I would love Mitch right now if you will let
Speaker 3: him to give you a little mini impromptu audition with
Speaker 3: some of his best joke.
Speaker 1: Okay, a A, howe do you want to just throw it?
Speaker 3: Just go throw your best joke in right now, see
Speaker 3: if you.
Speaker 4: Get a game?
Speaker 1: All right, Celia, Yeah, all right. Elton John's at a
Speaker 1: cafe in Paris, Yeah right, and he orders a salad
Speaker 1: right the way that brings out the salad, puts it
Speaker 1: down and it goes, Sir Elton John, here's your caesar salad.
Speaker 1: He says, I cannot eat this. I take it back
Speaker 1: to the kitchen, and the waitress goes Elton, Sir Elton John,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry why, he says, Well, I'm a rocket man,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look, I mean it's probably a good time. This
Speaker 2: is a great time for me to tell you that
Speaker 2: I don't book. Thank god you're here, which is great
Speaker 2: because it saved me an awful conversation right now, it
Speaker 2: does and also now I actually love it.
Speaker 1: Can you believe this?
Speaker 2: I didn't write this, but I hear your very interesting
Speaker 2: Elton John, John John, give you another one. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: we you and I cuff from the same class, because
Speaker 2: you know Elton John. You know, Sir Elton John. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: did you hear about the rabbit that he keeps in
Speaker 2: his house that is on a treadmill twenty four hours
Speaker 2: a day. It's a little fit bunny.
Speaker 1: That's good. That's good. See, I'm a generous laugh. You me.
Speaker 2: That you were going to tell me, And now John Jones,
Speaker 2: I would have one back to you. This is Kim.
Speaker 1: Celia.
Speaker 2: Please check it.
Speaker 1: Out Channel ten seven thirty. Thank god you here. Thank
Speaker 1: you Celia chook us for the premiere measure.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: All. Right back after this on the pickup