WEBVTT - MINI: Celia Pacquola on her DREAM Thank God You're Here guest 🚪

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<v Speaker 1>Seven thirty tonight. Thank god you're here, bag baby, another

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<v Speaker 1>premiere season. I love this show. I've seen a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the marketing around around the country. They're doing great

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<v Speaker 1>little installation pop ups with that blue door. Back again

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<v Speaker 1>to host this year, Celia Procuola. She joins us. Now, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>i'd be premiere night. Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so exciting to be back. Can I just say

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<v Speaker 2>all of the billboards, I just secretly hope that they've

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<v Speaker 2>accidentally put them up outside my ex boyfriend's houses. How

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<v Speaker 2>do we get into this business? Isn't it's all?

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<v Speaker 3>It's the only reason I'm out here hustling really, so

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<v Speaker 3>my ex sees me with success totally.

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<v Speaker 1>That is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Just to show it down there?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Good? Look what you let go? I've made this very personal,

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<v Speaker 2>very fast. We're very I'm very excited that the show,

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<v Speaker 2>the show is back. Can't believe it, can't believe it's

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<v Speaker 2>been a year already.

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<v Speaker 3>Celia, we absolutely love it. Can you tell me if

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<v Speaker 3>you could have your dream guest? Absolutely anyone. Maybe your

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<v Speaker 3>inspiration is growing up literally?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, Well it's a tricky question because my absolute dream,

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<v Speaker 2>one of my dream guests we have, which is this

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<v Speaker 2>evening is Sampaign who's on tonight, who's on episode one?

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<v Speaker 2>I love him so dearly. He is such a smart

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<v Speaker 2>ass and an absolute piece of work, and I love

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<v Speaker 2>him so much, and I thought, there's never in a

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<v Speaker 2>million years he's going to agree to come on this show.

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<v Speaker 2>And knowing how close he is with you know from

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<v Speaker 2>having paying attention that Tom Gleisner and Ed Cavaliers, so

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<v Speaker 2>you know, there's a lot of people with a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of who have a lot of history with him. So

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<v Speaker 2>you can rest assured that we really don't take it

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<v Speaker 2>easy on him.

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<v Speaker 4>I would love to know. Have you ever been in

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<v Speaker 4>a situation where you've seen someone on stage like walk

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<v Speaker 4>through that door and then they're floundering and you just

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<v Speaker 4>you're like, oh, I want to help them. Like how

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<v Speaker 4>do you respond to that when you can see someone's

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<v Speaker 4>not doing as good a job as well?

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<v Speaker 1>I hoped, you hope that they would do.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, Like it's going to sound like a lot,

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<v Speaker 2>but if no, it doesn't really happen. It's so no

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<v Speaker 2>matter what happens, it's still entertaining. Like some people come

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<v Speaker 2>out and it's incredible how it seems like their brain

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<v Speaker 2>is just a joke machine that comes out with these

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<v Speaker 2>fully formed one liners. Some people go into character, like

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<v Speaker 2>Julias was incredible at being like, you know, just transforming

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<v Speaker 2>into an accents all this stuff. And then some people

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<v Speaker 2>just look like they have no idea what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's really funny too, So you can't really fail at.

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<v Speaker 3>It, well, Celia, the aim of the game is that

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<v Speaker 3>they don't know what's going on. They're very put on

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<v Speaker 3>the spot. We have someone here that would love to

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<v Speaker 3>be on the show, Mitch Cherry. He thinks he's himself

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<v Speaker 3>a bit of a comedian, and I want.

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<v Speaker 1>To thinks of himself. I've done stand up that's like

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<v Speaker 1>think thinks of himself. I would love to walking to

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<v Speaker 1>Baker's delight. You think you're a baker, make me a

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<v Speaker 1>thinker bout.

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<v Speaker 3>I would love Mitch right now if you will let

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<v Speaker 3>him to give you a little mini impromptu audition with

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<v Speaker 3>some of his best joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, a A, howe do you want to just throw it?

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<v Speaker 3>Just go throw your best joke in right now, see

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<v Speaker 3>if you.

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<v Speaker 4>Get a game?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Celia, Yeah, all right. Elton John's at a

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<v Speaker 1>cafe in Paris, Yeah right, and he orders a salad

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<v Speaker 1>right the way that brings out the salad, puts it

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<v Speaker 1>down and it goes, Sir Elton John, here's your caesar salad.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, I cannot eat this. I take it back

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<v Speaker 1>to the kitchen, and the waitress goes Elton, Sir Elton John,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry why, he says, Well, I'm a rocket man,

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<v Speaker 1>all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, look, I mean it's probably a good time. This

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<v Speaker 2>is a great time for me to tell you that

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<v Speaker 2>I don't book. Thank god you're here, which is great

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<v Speaker 2>because it saved me an awful conversation right now, it

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<v Speaker 2>does and also now I actually love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you believe this?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't write this, but I hear your very interesting

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<v Speaker 2>Elton John, John John, give you another one. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>we you and I cuff from the same class, because

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<v Speaker 2>you know Elton John. You know, Sir Elton John. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>did you hear about the rabbit that he keeps in

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<v Speaker 2>his house that is on a treadmill twenty four hours

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<v Speaker 2>a day. It's a little fit bunny.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good. That's good. See, I'm a generous laugh. You me.

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<v Speaker 2>That you were going to tell me, And now John Jones,

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<v Speaker 2>I would have one back to you. This is Kim.

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<v Speaker 1>Celia.

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<v Speaker 2>Please check it.

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<v Speaker 1>Out Channel ten seven thirty. Thank god you here. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you Celia chook us for the premiere measure.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>All. Right back after this on the pickup