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Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts, hear More Kids podcasts, playlists, and listen

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Speaker 2: I hard Hey Woodrow.

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Speaker 3: Right now, there's a survey of the funniest countries in

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Speaker 3: the world. Oh great, that have just been revealed.

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Speaker 4: Great. Are you happy with the results?

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Speaker 2: I'm surprised. Oh surprised, Like.

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Speaker 3: Thenest country in the world for you.

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Speaker 1: You asked me this earlier, and apparently my answer was boring,

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna mix it up for you.

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Speaker 4: I think.

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Speaker 1: So here's the thing and I'll explain it more. I

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Speaker 1: think Russia is the funniest country because I think their

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Speaker 1: humor would work because you wouldn't expect it. Okay, do

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Speaker 1: you like I imagine you walk through a Russian street?

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 4: If there's any like lightness, you're just so shocked because

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Speaker 4: you just think it'd be so serious to gag.

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Speaker 3: You'd be like, that's very funny, like if someone went

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Speaker 3: rush in the top twekay. So they INDIVIDO six and

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Speaker 3: people cross thirty countries to ask them. But the way

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Speaker 3: the questionnaire worked was it was it was basically it

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Speaker 3: was they were firstly whether or not they told a joke,

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Speaker 3: but also how they expressed their humor.

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Speaker 2: As well, whether they laugh, whether they laughed at themselves.

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Speaker 2: Most noticeably was the way that it was aggregated.

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Speaker 3: So with the score of seventy two point three to

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Speaker 3: three out of a possible one hundred and twelve on

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Speaker 3: the questionnaire the world's funniest country, chech.

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Speaker 2: Yer jechyer for me, the Czech Republic.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, right, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I used to follow a tennis player from the Czech

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Speaker 1: Republic called Thomas Buddic.

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Speaker 4: Not funny.

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Speaker 3: Well, it was a funny guy that you followed him,

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Speaker 3: or know how sad your teenage years.

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Speaker 4: Were, because I boy and we were obviously being very funny.

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Speaker 4: He never found it funny.

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Speaker 2: But really he never found the bird each thing funny.

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Speaker 1: Think he took us seriously and we're like, mate, we're

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Speaker 1: not actually fan for just doing this to take the

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Speaker 1: PiZZ But he never got that. Oh really, that's one

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Speaker 1: example of someone from the Czech Republic who maybe he's

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Speaker 1: just an outlier.

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Speaker 2: Second place Portugal, Portugal. Yeah, the Portuguese very funny. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: so I think they're right off. Well, they get it

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Speaker 2: together with. The Third place was Ireland. The Irish are

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Speaker 2: very funny people.

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Speaker 4: I'm an Irish person calls the show it's very funny.

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Speaker 2: Australia came in at seventh.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's hush right behind the Greeks piped there.

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Speaker 4: I think the Greek can be funny. Abus dance classic.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's an awesome that's a quickly to ra that's.

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Speaker 4: What they hang on.

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Speaker 2: You're just saying the first thing.

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Speaker 4: I'm saying, August is obviously hilarious.

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Speaker 5: All right, Well, I was going to keep going through

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Speaker 5: the list with you, but I've been told that their

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Speaker 5: kids a bit dicey, So getting dicey it feels a

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Speaker 5: bit dicey.

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Speaker 1: You're just saying making.

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Speaker 3: You're making it dicey by going for the cultural stereotype

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Speaker 3: that place and laughing at it.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I can say that now.

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Speaker 2: So what we're going to do. We're not the phone

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Speaker 2: line right over to you. Guys. See if you want to.

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Speaker 4: Line with little bit of walking the line, it does

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Speaker 4: be a little bit on the line.

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Speaker 2: But that's what it's all about. Mate.

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Speaker 4: What are we doing?

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Speaker 2: So thirteen one and six five? You tell us a joke.

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Speaker 3: I've got the list of the twentiest funniest countries here.

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Speaker 3: Good in this survey you calls up, You've got to

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Speaker 3: be foreign. By the way, you can't be an AUSSI okay, okay,

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Speaker 3: So if you are foreign, you've got to call us

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Speaker 3: up thirteen one and six five, tell us a joke,

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Speaker 3: and we have to guess where you're from based.

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Speaker 2: On that joke.

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Speaker 4: Nothing else, just how funny the joke is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, okay, okay, okay, So just call up and

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Speaker 1: you've got to be from overseas. So what you're saying

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Speaker 1: you've got to be you're from bort you're born overseas.

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Speaker 2: I'll just say you've got it your foreign.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you're foreign.

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Speaker 2: Let's let's go onto the reads. Mate. I told you

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Speaker 2: it's dicey.

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Speaker 4: Not getting dicey. I just want to make sure we

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Speaker 1: Fright, you're not from here, you're coming on telling the joke,

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Speaker 1: and then based on that jug we should be able

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Speaker 1: to tell you where you're from. Yes, because like if

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Speaker 1: it's hilarious, we're going to your Portuguese.

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Speaker 2: Well probably yeah, or your check yet yeah right, okay,

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Speaker 2: yeah cool.

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Speaker 3: I mean you could be Belgian. They came in at

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Speaker 3: the fourth Belgian. What do you know about the Belgians?

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Speaker 4: Well, I actually I dated a Belgian for for a while.

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Speaker 4: She was pretty funny. She was pretty funny.

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Speaker 2: You didn't You didn't ever say that.

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Speaker 4: No, she was really funny, was she.

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she had a very dry sense of humor.

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Speaker 2: But wouldn't let you break out with it.

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't say that hilarious, would.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's let's go to the calls.

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Speaker 4: I just didn't expect how many Lamb mines in that.

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Speaker 2: Country to say go for it. All of a sudden,

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Speaker 2: you're ripping into Greek customs. Anyway, give us packs to

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Speaker 2: give away, and we'll try to guess the funniest country.

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Speaker 4: We'll play it up next. We've got Johann here.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so Johann, you're not from here, and you've got

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Speaker 1: a joke for us, and again, based on the humor

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Speaker 1: of this joke, we should be able to figure out

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Speaker 1: where you are from.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Johann, Hey, good old boys.

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Speaker 2: Just first caller. I love your show, I love your boys.

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Speaker 4: Thanks, I appreciate it.

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Speaker 6: There's a lot of Chuck Norris jokes.

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Speaker 2: If Chuck Morris is doing push ups, he's not pushing

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Speaker 2: himself up, He's pushing the earth down.

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Speaker 4: Don't mind that, Johann, I don't mind that very good.

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Speaker 2: It's an old one classic.

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Speaker 4: It is a classic.

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Speaker 2: But where are you from?

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Speaker 4: Hang on? Hang on? Well we hold the hang on,

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Speaker 4: Hank will hold the horses.

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Speaker 1: Yoh, isn't the whole bit that we should be able

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Speaker 1: to tell Johann where he's from?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yes, because of the joke. Okay, so don't tell us

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Speaker 1: where you're from? Yoh, funny you think the joke was.

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Speaker 2: I thought it wasn't bad. What did you think?

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Speaker 4: I thought it was right in the middle? So who's

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Speaker 4: they gave the top twenty?

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Speaker 2: It's a classic?

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Speaker 4: Did they give the top twenty?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You thought it was right? What was middle?

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Speaker 4: Hungary?

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Speaker 2: Johann?

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Speaker 4: We think you're Hungarian?

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Speaker 2: Boys? Are you from? Where are you from? Your hunt?

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Speaker 6: I'm from South Africa?

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Speaker 3: Ah?

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Speaker 1: Where south Africa on the list of it? Where is

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Speaker 1: you didn't make the top?

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Speaker 4: Your heart?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 4: I spending my time so very funny? Really yeah, really funny? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: How would you say that people from South Africa are funny?

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Speaker 3: Before?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Do you remember the.

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Speaker 2: Call we got about the gold price pack for you?

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Speaker 4: Remember the call we got about the guy get the

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Speaker 4: migraines every time that he.

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Speaker 2: Would be in the bed.

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Speaker 1: That's the funniest call we've ever received on this shot.

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Speaker 4: I kind I believe that on the top.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, they didn't make the talk.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, nineteenth Oh sorry, swill there you go. Come on, man,

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Speaker 3: and it's called thirteen one and six five, and you

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Speaker 3: tell us a joke. We tell you where you're from

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Speaker 3: based on how funny the joke is. I've got the

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Speaker 3: twenties funniest countries in the world in front of me.

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Speaker 2: Go for it.

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Speaker 6: Awesome, Okay, So this joke I actually used it on

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Speaker 6: Hinge okay, because I was very concerned about my humor.

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Speaker 6: So I the joke is, why did the fourign girl

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Speaker 4: Uh didn't he's surely not bringing a plate?

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Speaker 1: Or when she said when the dress code was was thongs,

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Speaker 1: she rocked up in a thong and what's the pastime?

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Speaker 6: So the answer is because when they say bring a song,

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Speaker 6: she showed up in a.

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Speaker 1: Sorry sorry, sorry, I really know I've ruined your joke there, Anna,

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Speaker 1: But obviously, given given I mean, iways think it's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Given that I suggested that, I'm going to say she's

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Speaker 1: in the top five.

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Speaker 4: So for me, it's fourth. Who's fourth Belgium.

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Speaker 2: Are you daily Belgium before?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 1: And I said she was quite funny, pretty funny, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Anna.

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Speaker 4: We think you're from Belgium.

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Speaker 6: Well, unfortunately, no, I'm from Brazil.

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Speaker 2: Oh Brazil on the list?

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Speaker 3: Woulds I have been to Brazil on the list. I

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Speaker 3: don't think there's much substance this game.

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Speaker 2: Is there?

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Speaker 1: Probably not Oka getting some good jokes, get great jokes,

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Speaker 1: good gear.

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Speaker 4: Oka, I'm trying.

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Speaker 1: When I was here Brazil, I don't feel like they

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Speaker 1: found me funny.

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Speaker 4: Definitely not.

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Speaker 1: We spent nine hours in a buffet on Christmas Day

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Speaker 1: in Brazil.

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Speaker 2: Were you masquraded as a powder finger?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: And they didn't find that funny.

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Speaker 2: Okas caoled thirty one of six five high Oka Oka.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Olga Ogre sorry, old old.

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Speaker 4: Like Olga Kralenko, the actress.

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Speaker 5: I didn't even know you're talking to me.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, Olga, thank you, Olga.

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Speaker 2: I was called Oka gee with these producers.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know list obviously, Olga. Now that

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Speaker 1: we're talking to you, all right, what's your joke?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 6: What's the difference between a vitamin and a wholmone?

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Speaker 4: Sorry?

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Speaker 1: What what's a and a hormone?

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Speaker 6: Vitamin difference between a ornerman and a hormone.

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Speaker 4: And okay, so there's a naughty joke which is going

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Speaker 4: to my mind.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I'll go, what is it?

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Speaker 4: You can make a ornerman, but you can't brilliant.

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Speaker 2: Good on you. Where are you from? Olga number one?

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Speaker 2: Where are you from?

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Speaker 4: You?

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Speaker 2: You're knocking from the day.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me,