Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show.
Speaker 2: Podcast Christian O'Connell's show. Now, what happened at the chicken shops?
Speaker 3: All right? Awkward moment you say that my local chicken
Speaker 3: and chips. I want to get your opinion of her,
Speaker 3: because I think I was in the right there in
Speaker 3: the wrong. I ordered a chicken rap and a regular chips.
Speaker 3: What does a regular chips mean to you?
Speaker 2: Just your chippies? Like a minimum to fishing.
Speaker 3: Minimum regular chips? Twelve dollars, I said, just chip potato.
Speaker 3: I actually put it on the pay pals thing to
Speaker 3: walk away, start cooking, and I wait for her to
Speaker 3: come back. I said, twelve dollars is a bit steep
Speaker 3: for chips, is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sorry, that's it.
Speaker 4: Is that with chicken salt.
Speaker 3: Not even with.
Speaker 2: Chicken salt.
Speaker 4: Is one creepy determined like how good were these chips?
Speaker 3: So I pay for it. Then it comes it's like
Speaker 3: chips for they would feed three or four people. Then
Speaker 3: I look at the boards.
Speaker 2: This point is a grown it's gotta fed out.
Speaker 3: This is their chip order small, medium, regular, large, jumbo.
Speaker 3: I have so many options. Small and regular is the
Speaker 3: same thing. All the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think regular is basically small. Is that you
Speaker 2: either go regular or large. That's it.
Speaker 3: There's no small, medium, no something else then large, mediums
Speaker 3: in between small, large.
Speaker 2: Yeah, medium weight, heavyweight. In boxing and martial arts, we
Speaker 2: all understand the system.
Speaker 3: And when I'm confused about why it costs twelve dollars,
Speaker 3: why don't you say, hey, this will feed your family.
Speaker 3: It's just you who you're here by myself, I would
Speaker 3: give you a.
Speaker 2: Heads up, like or you're either really hungry or is
Speaker 2: this for the work site.
Speaker 3: I don't want to killogram worth of chip.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 3: So she gave me. I had to do the awkward
Speaker 3: thing where I said, well, I don't want tips for
Speaker 3: three people. So she took it back. Oh, and she
Speaker 3: gave me seven dollars in change my chips. No, I
Speaker 3: didn't want that many chips.
Speaker 2: But who's prepared to actually send back chips.
Speaker 4: It's not like they can resell it.
Speaker 3: No, but maybe they can eat it on their lunch break.
Speaker 4: That is confusing, though they obviously don't know the meaning
Speaker 4: of what regular means.
Speaker 3: I don't know. They don't know, and I actually wanted
Speaker 3: them to know. This was a learning experience for them,
Speaker 3: because if I.
Speaker 2: Just that's so kind of you, isn't it, Tony Robins.
Speaker 3: Ifighters took the chips, then they wouldn't think anything of it.
Speaker 3: But if I made it a bit big stink, a
Speaker 3: small stinks handle the money about the change, then they
Speaker 3: would go, yeah, we probably aren't really paying attention to
Speaker 3: how badly we've put those sizes on the board.
Speaker 2: Wow, wee peratsy. Would you? I bet would you have
Speaker 2: said anything? I would have moaned about it privately, but
Speaker 2: not I've actually said, can I have a refund on
Speaker 2: these chips?
Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't moan. You still had to be
Speaker 3: there to know how.
Speaker 2: I had to tell me now that I'm the lady
Speaker 2: fit out, you're a calamato where there?
Speaker 3: Now I understand what happened. Just as chips, there's there's
Speaker 3: way too many chips here. This is for obviously, for
Speaker 3: four people.
Speaker 2: Every day that other chips regular, extra regular, so large.
Speaker 3: I am but one man a small chips. Please have
Speaker 3: these chips go back to you don't want the chip,
Speaker 3: I want small chips. Please don't need a small.
Speaker 2: Family and friends cows.
Speaker 3: I noticed the small chips on the cost five dollars
Speaker 3: and I played paid twelve, so.
Speaker 2: Seven dollars made you made it weird for them.
Speaker 3: I did make it weird for them so that they
Speaker 3: would know that they've made a mistake on the board.
Speaker 4: Did they hand it back like cash proper cashion? Yes,
Speaker 4: that would have been awkward, so awkward, because.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and you've got to like there go, there's
Speaker 2: your money, that open up the tail, but you have
Speaker 2: to get the super come over to supervisor.
Speaker 3: I'm shocked. I actually thought I would come in here
Speaker 3: and you guys were all banded together and take.
Speaker 2: Your overpriced chips and eat them in the car. I'm shocked.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm shocked. We should know a phone into
Speaker 2: that about what you've actually sent back. Has anyone been
Speaker 2: more petty than some chips? I'm sorry, it's petty. It's chips.
Speaker 3: Actually a part of me thought they might be running
Speaker 3: a conspiracy where people would ask for regular chips. They
Speaker 3: know full well regular means small, and they're selling them
Speaker 3: for twelve dollars, especially for things like uber eats where
Speaker 3: people can't send them back and it's already all done.
Speaker 2: A chip piracy.
Speaker 5: Was it clearly advertised on the board, small, medium, regularly
Speaker 5: and the different prices wasn't.
Speaker 3: On the It was on the board.
Speaker 2: But who reads always with the consumer?
Speaker 3: Who reads the board to order to.
Speaker 2: Upgrade? Is it? Everyone knows? You go, that's the one
Speaker 2: on one. It's called the menu.
Speaker 3: You don't you look at the wraps or the burg
Speaker 3: to go? All right, I'll have that wrap and obviously
Speaker 3: a small chips. I know what that is. That's universal.
Speaker 3: I'll be safe to not look at the board for
Speaker 3: that one.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 3: I'm shocked. I'm not getting this shot too.
Speaker 2: Christian connell Show podcast, Christian O'Connell's show. You don't believe
Speaker 2: what Chack did yesterday. I out of all the people
Speaker 2: that we work with on this team, I never would
Speaker 2: have figured you would have done this.
Speaker 3: I pitched up picked up a hitchhiker yesterday for the
Speaker 3: first time in my life. Innocent looking guy walking along
Speaker 3: and had his thumb up. And when I saw it, it
Speaker 3: was like when you see a penny farthing or something.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh my god, you don't see.
Speaker 2: That at all anymore.
Speaker 3: A hitchhiker. And I thought, you know what, own to
Speaker 3: shock myself, shock my team. I'm going to pull over
Speaker 3: and pick up this hitchhiker.
Speaker 2: Wow, so describe in twenty thirties, because straight away when
Speaker 2: you I mean years ago, right when I was going,
Speaker 2: my dad used always pick up hitchhikers. It used to
Speaker 2: used to see it. It was a common thing to
Speaker 2: get around places, was hitchhiking, and that most of them
Speaker 2: would have a little cardboard temporary sign that would say
Speaker 2: where they were trying to get to, and if you
Speaker 2: were going along the way, you would take them, like
Speaker 2: a couple of k's there and then drop them off
Speaker 2: and someone else to do it. So it was a
Speaker 2: normal thing to see hitchhikers. Now now you really don't.
Speaker 2: You're too worried that you might get attack.
Speaker 3: Sadly, yes, well I didn't think of that at the time.
Speaker 3: He looked innocent enough.
Speaker 2: What does innocent mean?
Speaker 3: He was like nineteen or twenty, probably only like five
Speaker 3: foot nine.
Speaker 2: I would do you think I could take him if
Speaker 2: he went I just did.
Speaker 4: He didn't look like someone because serial killers aren't all.
Speaker 3: He just didn't look like someone who would attack. I
Speaker 3: don't think he I didn't realize as I pulled up
Speaker 3: to him. So he's walking in the same direction I'm driving,
Speaker 3: So I'm only really seeing in the back of him.
Speaker 3: He's got his thumb out, but also trying to get somewhere,
Speaker 3: which I also like because I thought, oh, he's at
Speaker 3: least helping himself get there. He just wants to get
Speaker 3: up there a little bit.
Speaker 2: I'm not getting on that big I'm not gonna do
Speaker 2: all this internal dialogue. I gotta be honest. If I'm
Speaker 2: desperate to get someone, I see someone like Jack put
Speaker 2: do you know what actually I'm thinking about? It's a
Speaker 2: lovely that I'll walk a little bit further.
Speaker 3: He couldn't believe his luck when I pulled over. He
Speaker 3: was an interesting character. I'll say that.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 3: So it wasn't ntil I pulled over that I realized
Speaker 3: he had an open can of beer in his hand.
Speaker 4: Oh no, not a good sign.
Speaker 2: Jack.
Speaker 3: Fair enough, nice sunny day, and he'd been at the
Speaker 3: beach with his friends, but he lost his phone on
Speaker 3: the beach in the sand somewhere, and so now he had.
Speaker 2: No There's too much in this story, isn't there.
Speaker 3: He had no way to get to his friends. All
Speaker 3: he wanted was a lift, so he jumps in the car.
Speaker 3: But then I asked him how long he's had his
Speaker 3: thumb up for he goes almost half an hour and
Speaker 3: I said, oh, that is way longer. I thought, he goes, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I guess these days people are worried about I don't know,
Speaker 3: getting murdered.
Speaker 2: I was. He actually named it.
Speaker 3: Oh God. Then he said, told me the story about
Speaker 3: the phone. Then he said, and I guess it's calm
Speaker 3: and me losing my phone because I was at a
Speaker 3: bush stuff on the weekend and I stole someone's back.
Speaker 2: He got me he's in your car now check.
Speaker 3: Then we actually had a conversation about it. Maybe the
Speaker 3: universe is trying to teach him a lesson and that
Speaker 3: he won't do it next time. And he sort of
Speaker 3: nodded at that and thought, yeah, did you at.
Speaker 2: Any moment then thinking this this could turn this is
Speaker 2: how I die.
Speaker 3: Actually, as I was getting closer to the station, I
Speaker 3: saw a police car. I thought, happens. Maybe I could
Speaker 3: wave out the window, flashing her light.
Speaker 2: Raise your eyeb I've got one, I've got one.
Speaker 3: But I dropped him off. He was innocent enough. You
Speaker 3: thank you very much. And years ago when Bianco and
Speaker 3: I were in New Zealand and you will think this
Speaker 3: is reckless, but we got told that in Queenstown. People
Speaker 3: hitchhike all the time there in New Zealand is a
Speaker 3: very friendly.
Speaker 2: It's a very safe country.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we tried to hitchhike to the airport when we're
Speaker 3: leaving Queens.
Speaker 2: Oh my words, a chance like that, and no one
Speaker 2: would pick us up.
Speaker 3: Someone came and picked us up as pity and said,
Speaker 3: oh you're I see your suitcases. No one's going to
Speaker 3: pick you up.
Speaker 2: Who plans on an airport flight? We're going. We don't
Speaker 2: need to book a TAXI will hitchhike.
Speaker 3: So this is many years later. That was maybe ten
Speaker 3: years ago. This is me paying it back to the universe.
Speaker 3: Now I got picked that lady ten years ago, and
Speaker 3: now I've paid it for it.
Speaker 2: You did a good thing, like perhaps you did your
Speaker 2: family ever pick up hitchhiker?
Speaker 4: Hell no, no. But back in the seventies and eighties,
Speaker 4: you're right, it was commonplace. It was absolutely you wouldn't
Speaker 4: batter an Eyeland.
Speaker 3: So if you saw this guy yesterday, you would.
Speaker 4: Have no way I would have picked him.
Speaker 3: Would you have stopped?
Speaker 2: I don't think I would have done no, because you
Speaker 2: just think, what's what it going on? Yeah? And I
Speaker 2: got me honest even if I pulled ug and I
Speaker 2: saw the can of beer, I just would have gutted it.
Speaker 2: And I think he would have.
Speaker 3: Understood even more efficive.
Speaker 2: Now I think he would have understood. I was like,
Speaker 2: all right, there's too much going that wandering around them
Speaker 2: like an open it's just not the right look that
Speaker 2: says I want to lift in your car. Oh you
Speaker 2: got two, both have a beer each and off we go.
Speaker 2: All right, when have you recently? I don't think I
Speaker 2: can't remember the last time I saw a hitchhiker.
Speaker 3: Have you maybe we asked have you been a hitchhiker?
Speaker 1: Or have you picked up a Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's show, Jack can tick off another rite of
Speaker 2: passage as a parent. After something happened over the weekend.
Speaker 3: We were evacuated from the local swimming pool.
Speaker 2: Mate, this is another notch on your dad belt. Every
Speaker 2: parent has gone through the pool evacuation, whether it's either
Speaker 2: Chunder or co Brown.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a vomit for us, which I think
Speaker 3: is worse for the pool, wouldn't you say than a
Speaker 3: code brand I.
Speaker 2: Could have trained the whole pool, could get everybody out,
Speaker 2: clean it all out and then refill it.
Speaker 3: How do they clean it?
Speaker 2: Do they say they don't?
Speaker 3: They don't really train the whole pool. It's huge, it's
Speaker 3: Olympic size swimming pool.
Speaker 4: Don't they just like add more chemicals and stuff. I
Speaker 4: just scoop the matter.
Speaker 2: Actually, what someone know? Please someone some Do you actually
Speaker 2: train the whole pool? You're right? What would that take
Speaker 2: a day?
Speaker 4: And after Philippo, I thought they just like got the
Speaker 4: knitt for a coke brown.
Speaker 3: I see him getting in there.
Speaker 2: I've been assured so years ago. I think the girls
Speaker 2: must have been three and five and I was taking
Speaker 2: them Saturday morning swimming. And the hardest part of taking
Speaker 2: a kids swimming, when their little kiddies is getting them ready.
Speaker 3: That's the worst.
Speaker 2: Didn't even do the and then you get anxious and
Speaker 2: no matter how good the time is in the pool
Speaker 2: and they literally love swimming. Yeah, I get them out
Speaker 2: and wash them, wash their hair, towel, dry them, get
Speaker 2: them changed. There's two of them, there's one of me.
Speaker 2: It was like such a big thing. The bit, the
Speaker 2: swimming bit was the easy bit. But anyway, and then
Speaker 2: Oncen't suddenly there was this anybody pleased the pool and
Speaker 2: the girls like what's handing? What's hand went? I'm not
Speaker 2: actually sure because I hadn't experienced before. And then I
Speaker 2: actually saw what it was and there was a there
Speaker 2: was a large males bar in the pool, and it
Speaker 2: was a kid's pool. And because everyone was like panicking that,
Speaker 2: it was like bobbing towards.
Speaker 6: Us, and I was like, girls, get out. I was
Speaker 6: like waking them before me, say yourselves. Some of the
Speaker 6: kids don't look who in the pool.
Speaker 2: And the girls remember just laughing so hard and I
Speaker 2: was and then getting panicky because it was like coming
Speaker 2: closer to me, and I was like, get the get
Speaker 2: out of the pool. You have to drag yourself out
Speaker 2: as well, for that really way too hot. That way
Speaker 2: too hot kids pull It's like really hot. It's not
Speaker 2: like the adult pool where it's clear and see through.
Speaker 2: It's like, I ain't seen any of these kids get
Speaker 2: up to go to toilet in an hour. Some of
Speaker 2: these little kids have been in here an hour. They're
Speaker 2: being in this pool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, so the the cone brand is like a misshile.
Speaker 3: But then the vomit is.
Speaker 2: Like it's like several jellyfish all just flowing out. There's
Speaker 2: no bombitfish.
Speaker 3: There's no net that's going to help you pick that.
Speaker 2: There's no way. I'd love to know of anyone who
Speaker 2: works who wants to call it enormously. Do you get
Speaker 2: the net? Do you just get anyone out and go
Speaker 2: through the ring roll? So we all think, oh, they're
Speaker 2: going to deal with this properly, because let's be honest,
Speaker 2: it's mainly kids looking after swimm polls at the weekend,
Speaker 2: isn't it. They're like seventeen eighteen year old. You know,
Speaker 2: this kid ain't saving anyone's life, not just the boys,
Speaker 2: and already chatting up the girls, aren't they They're so distracted.
Speaker 3: So we were everyone was kicked out of the whole thing,
Speaker 3: said no, no swimming.
Speaker 2: Lessons, not a kid's pool.
Speaker 3: No this he's in a kid's shallow section of the
Speaker 3: full size.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, bloody.
Speaker 3: So they kicked everybody out. They said come back next week.
Speaker 3: You get an extra credit for your swimming lessons at
Speaker 3: the end of the year something like that. And we
Speaker 3: don't know how they did it, but I doubt they
Speaker 3: drained the whole pool.
Speaker 2: And do you also have that fat do you also
Speaker 2: get anxious about getting him ready?
Speaker 3: And the hard word, the clothes, change your clothes, getting
Speaker 3: the towels and getting he doesn't want to wear the
Speaker 3: swim nappy. Then he doesn't want one of the bathers
Speaker 3: over the top.
Speaker 4: And then they're too sticky to dress. At the end
Speaker 4: of the session, like it's like I.
Speaker 3: Stopped dressing him at the end, I just put him
Speaker 3: in the tower. Were going that we you've got Yeah,
Speaker 3: I got that tower.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Home, Let the tesla warm them up on
Speaker 2: the seats. Patsy, you had a bit evacuated.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we had a brown alert one one time I
Speaker 4: was staying up in Queensland. I think ords was about
Speaker 4: two at this resort.
Speaker 2: Was there was a Chris had done the brown and
Speaker 2: no excuse.
Speaker 4: Me, but the pool was closed for like two or
Speaker 4: three days. We couldn't swim for two or three days.
Speaker 2: They had to big cope brown. It's Queensland. Maybe they
Speaker 2: take bigger dumps up there.
Speaker 4: It was unbelievable. They did have to like partly drain
Speaker 4: it and like backed up a truck in refiel.
Speaker 2: Like saws and chainsaws that break up the chocolate lot.
Speaker 4: See, we couldn't swim for like two or three days.
Speaker 1: Such a night it was the Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: Podcast Christian O'Connell's show. This is just let Jack and
Speaker 2: Rio have this conversation. Really, I became aware yesterday when
Speaker 2: Rio contacted me privately that he was actually being groomed
Speaker 2: by a team member who I'm going to have to
Speaker 2: say now is Jack Post.
Speaker 3: I can't believe this. I thought what I was offering.
Speaker 2: You a young male producer to dance for you on camp.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry in any any court of law or ibunal,
Speaker 2: that's as creepy as dance.
Speaker 3: With me, not dance. I'll be in the dance as well.
Speaker 3: I thought Rio would be the perfect person. I need
Speaker 3: four people to dance with me on.
Speaker 2: All young males.
Speaker 3: It can be old, you.
Speaker 2: Don't care, Yes, mixes it. We haven't asked me. I
Speaker 2: picked Rio because this is how croomers were. They select
Speaker 2: vulnerable young people like Rio.
Speaker 3: This is crazy.
Speaker 2: This is all going to be in a Netflix documentary.
Speaker 3: Everybody that's a post. Everything will be above board. People
Speaker 3: will see the video making it let me guess PORNHU
Speaker 3: make it.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: Contacting him privately as well as I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's actually a crime for health, and I urge any
Speaker 2: team member. That are stories about Jack asked you to
Speaker 2: do stuff on camera for him, saying it's for an
Speaker 2: Instagram video. And that happened to me a couple of years,
Speaker 2: eight years ago, and yet to see the video.
Speaker 3: I wanted a paper trail. All jokes are signed. It's
Speaker 3: just a normal dance. What's a normal dance? Well, it's
Speaker 3: not sexual or grooming or anything.
Speaker 2: What is it? Yes?
Speaker 3: I want I want four of us dancing on a
Speaker 3: golf course in golf clothes and using the golf stick.
Speaker 3: You know how in olden day dances they had a cane.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, sure, like a top by that French Stam
Speaker 2: might have done.
Speaker 3: The golf stick will be our cane. I've already worked
Speaker 3: out the.
Speaker 2: Golf stick will be ok, I guess called a club.
Speaker 5: What worries me is two things. Firstly, very very little
Speaker 5: information or specifics about the video. I don't know what
Speaker 5: I'm signing up for.
Speaker 3: This is what I expected. I expected to send you
Speaker 3: the offer. Hey, on Monday afternoon, do you want to
Speaker 3: dance with me on camera? You would say, oh my god, yes,
Speaker 3: tell me more, and then I would give you more.
Speaker 2: What are you up to now?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 2: What do you think, pats is you're hearing this.
Speaker 4: I think it's fisty and I think it's off.
Speaker 2: That's the word, fiesty and off.
Speaker 3: What's this song that you're dancing to? I've written it myself. Ah,
Speaker 3: it's an original.
Speaker 5: This is how the Jackpost brain works, where if you
Speaker 5: ever asked Jack to to do something or to do
Speaker 5: a bit extra after work.
Speaker 2: To get it, but if.
Speaker 5: It's for his thing, it's like, oh, what a privilege.
Speaker 2: It must be choreography on Monday dugs choreography, the rehearsing.
Speaker 2: He's written a song for it.
Speaker 3: I don't understand why you would be taking the classes
Speaker 3: if you don't want to dance in real life. I thought,
Speaker 3: what a great course, a great opportunity instagram sketch to
Speaker 3: use his skills that he's been honing.
Speaker 2: Who has said yes? Who's in?
Speaker 3: There's only one other guy. I went to high school
Speaker 3: with Brett. Who's who is a dancer. He helped me
Speaker 3: choreograph the dance. Other people have been difficult to find.
Speaker 2: So is it all knows apart from Brett so far? Yes?
Speaker 3: So there's just two of us. I need two more.
Speaker 3: Andria is the.
Speaker 2: Probably the Monday afternoon or is it not the time
Speaker 2: and day? It's more just the offer itself.
Speaker 3: Everybody conveniently has something on Monday afternoon. It's a busy day.
Speaker 3: Monday's typical. I know Rio is free in the afternoon.
Speaker 5: Well, last time I danced for you after I told
Speaker 5: you about the dance class, he said, dance for me, Rio,
Speaker 5: dance to me. Do a little jig. So I did
Speaker 5: on air in front of you. Two laughed out of
Speaker 5: the room.
Speaker 2: Was post show. It was really bad? Do you want
Speaker 2: that on your video?
Speaker 3: Honestly, a shuffle that nan would be.
Speaker 2: Done a year's worth of classes.
Speaker 3: But what did you do where you can find someone
Speaker 3: else to do it?
Speaker 1: Then Green screaming the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's show right now, Then Jack Post, you went
Speaker 2: to see a difficult comedy show last night in town.
Speaker 3: We went to see a local improv night. It's brilliant,
Speaker 3: actually yeah, and they had special guests and Edmund.
Speaker 2: On She is so very very funny, funny start. I
Speaker 2: think she's awesome.
Speaker 3: Improv is something that we've shied away from for a
Speaker 3: long time because years ago I took Bank's parents and
Speaker 3: Bianca to an improv show and it was just so bad.
Speaker 2: Other way to say it's horrendous when it's great, it's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: But there's no medium, is there there was there?
Speaker 3: There was just no laughter the whole time, So four
Speaker 3: people sat in silence. There wasn't even the kind of
Speaker 3: laughter where you could pretend that you're having fun.
Speaker 2: You start to actually hate the people doing that. I
Speaker 2: start to imagine bad things befalling them.
Speaker 3: And they they start to be aware that whatever they
Speaker 3: were doing is.
Speaker 2: You're eating one and you're making up eating one. They
Speaker 2: probably use that as an unfunny sketch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we still do the full hour.
Speaker 2: And were they asking so last night it was good?
Speaker 2: And were they obviously the audience heavily involved. He sat
Speaker 2: out suggestions next.
Speaker 3: To the exactly they yell out like you say a
Speaker 3: random word that you're thinking of. I don't like to
Speaker 3: do audience participation, though, so I leave that to others.
Speaker 2: Patsy, by the way, before the show today, no.
Speaker 3: No no no already started.
Speaker 2: Grind each other a couple of no no nos a
Speaker 2: couple of years. Is are you hanging in your no
Speaker 2: no no, no no, because you suspanding We should all
Speaker 2: be allowed a kind of no no, no, over the
Speaker 2: over the course of the show. No, no, no. If you
Speaker 2: don't want to, I won't no.
Speaker 3: Okay, well no, I.
Speaker 2: Prefer the way that I always I always have it
Speaker 2: up top, always have it up there. Even if I'm
Speaker 2: handing you an award, I wills spend you all year.
Speaker 2: You remember why he didn't do that improv Oh.
Speaker 3: I would just.
Speaker 2: Semione Present of the year.
Speaker 3: I would just rather handle it than you retell it.
Speaker 3: I said to Christian Rhea that I didn't like to
Speaker 3: yell out a suggestion just in case the off chance
Speaker 3: that the participants on stage recognized me from the radio,
Speaker 3: and then it put them off, which I know, I know,
Speaker 3: I know is a low probability.
Speaker 4: Off or asked you to come up on stage.
Speaker 3: No, it's like, oh my god, look he's here. And
Speaker 3: then and then all of a sudden, the whole order and.
Speaker 2: They get to see the magic Man. Yes, wow, wow,
Speaker 2: we oh my god, who's but it is that Michael
Speaker 2: Jordan there? Oh please, mister Mitch, Oh my good, acco't
Speaker 2: believe that I'm intimidated. Now Robin Williams is here, guys.
Speaker 2: I know, it's like duty I'm off duty. Think of
Speaker 2: me as a mere audience member and not the professional improviser.
Speaker 2: I am professionally funny, no script. Every day I will
Speaker 2: be in the shadows and see. Imagine I wasn't here,
Speaker 2: and wasn't here. I shouldn't have come. I shouldn't have
Speaker 2: come with my new status and reputation that follows me everywhere.
Speaker 2: Oh darned me so magnificent even in the dark. I'm
Speaker 2: probably beaming right now and you can see me illuminated.
Speaker 2: It was a good showers who could the show?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast