WEBVTT - MINI: Best Jack Moments

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show.

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast Christian O'Connell's show. Now, what happened at the chicken shops?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Awkward moment you say that my local chicken

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<v Speaker 3>and chips. I want to get your opinion of her,

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<v Speaker 3>because I think I was in the right there in

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<v Speaker 3>the wrong. I ordered a chicken rap and a regular chips.

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<v Speaker 3>What does a regular chips mean to you?

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<v Speaker 2>Just your chippies? Like a minimum to fishing.

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<v Speaker 3>Minimum regular chips? Twelve dollars, I said, just chip potato.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually put it on the pay pals thing to

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<v Speaker 3>walk away, start cooking, and I wait for her to

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<v Speaker 3>come back. I said, twelve dollars is a bit steep

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<v Speaker 3>for chips, is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that with chicken salt.

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<v Speaker 3>Not even with.

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<v Speaker 2>Chicken salt.

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<v Speaker 4>Is one creepy determined like how good were these chips?

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<v Speaker 3>So I pay for it. Then it comes it's like

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<v Speaker 3>chips for they would feed three or four people. Then

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<v Speaker 3>I look at the boards.

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<v Speaker 2>This point is a grown it's gotta fed out.

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<v Speaker 3>This is their chip order small, medium, regular, large, jumbo.

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<v Speaker 3>I have so many options. Small and regular is the

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<v Speaker 3>same thing. All the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think regular is basically small. Is that you

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<v Speaker 2>either go regular or large. That's it.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no small, medium, no something else then large, mediums

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<v Speaker 3>in between small, large.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, medium weight, heavyweight. In boxing and martial arts, we

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<v Speaker 2>all understand the system.

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<v Speaker 3>And when I'm confused about why it costs twelve dollars,

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<v Speaker 3>why don't you say, hey, this will feed your family.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just you who you're here by myself, I would

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<v Speaker 3>give you a.

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<v Speaker 2>Heads up, like or you're either really hungry or is

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<v Speaker 2>this for the work site.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to killogram worth of chip.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened?

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<v Speaker 3>So she gave me. I had to do the awkward

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<v Speaker 3>thing where I said, well, I don't want tips for

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<v Speaker 3>three people. So she took it back. Oh, and she

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<v Speaker 3>gave me seven dollars in change my chips. No, I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't want that many chips.

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<v Speaker 2>But who's prepared to actually send back chips.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not like they can resell it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but maybe they can eat it on their lunch break.

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<v Speaker 4>That is confusing, though they obviously don't know the meaning

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<v Speaker 4>of what regular means.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. They don't know, and I actually wanted

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<v Speaker 3>them to know. This was a learning experience for them,

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<v Speaker 3>because if I.

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<v Speaker 2>Just that's so kind of you, isn't it, Tony Robins.

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<v Speaker 3>Ifighters took the chips, then they wouldn't think anything of it.

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<v Speaker 3>But if I made it a bit big stink, a

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<v Speaker 3>small stinks handle the money about the change, then they

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<v Speaker 3>would go, yeah, we probably aren't really paying attention to

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<v Speaker 3>how badly we've put those sizes on the board.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, wee peratsy. Would you? I bet would you have

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<v Speaker 2>said anything? I would have moaned about it privately, but

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<v Speaker 2>not I've actually said, can I have a refund on

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<v Speaker 2>these chips?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't. I didn't moan. You still had to be

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<v Speaker 3>there to know how.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to tell me now that I'm the lady

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<v Speaker 2>fit out, you're a calamato where there?

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<v Speaker 3>Now I understand what happened. Just as chips, there's there's

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<v Speaker 3>way too many chips here. This is for obviously, for

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<v Speaker 3>four people.

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<v Speaker 2>Every day that other chips regular, extra regular, so large.

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<v Speaker 3>I am but one man a small chips. Please have

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<v Speaker 3>these chips go back to you don't want the chip,

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<v Speaker 3>I want small chips. Please don't need a small.

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<v Speaker 2>Family and friends cows.

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<v Speaker 3>I noticed the small chips on the cost five dollars

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<v Speaker 3>and I played paid twelve, so.

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<v Speaker 2>Seven dollars made you made it weird for them.

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<v Speaker 3>I did make it weird for them so that they

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<v Speaker 3>would know that they've made a mistake on the board.

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<v Speaker 4>Did they hand it back like cash proper cashion? Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>that would have been awkward, so awkward, because.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, and you've got to like there go, there's

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<v Speaker 2>your money, that open up the tail, but you have

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<v Speaker 2>to get the super come over to supervisor.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm shocked. I actually thought I would come in here

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<v Speaker 3>and you guys were all banded together and take.

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<v Speaker 2>Your overpriced chips and eat them in the car. I'm shocked.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I'm shocked. We should know a phone into

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<v Speaker 2>that about what you've actually sent back. Has anyone been

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<v Speaker 2>more petty than some chips? I'm sorry, it's petty. It's chips.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually a part of me thought they might be running

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<v Speaker 3>a conspiracy where people would ask for regular chips. They

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<v Speaker 3>know full well regular means small, and they're selling them

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<v Speaker 3>for twelve dollars, especially for things like uber eats where

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<v Speaker 3>people can't send them back and it's already all done.

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<v Speaker 2>A chip piracy.

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<v Speaker 5>Was it clearly advertised on the board, small, medium, regularly

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<v Speaker 5>and the different prices wasn't.

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<v Speaker 3>On the It was on the board.

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<v Speaker 2>But who reads always with the consumer?

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<v Speaker 3>Who reads the board to order to.

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<v Speaker 2>Upgrade? Is it? Everyone knows? You go, that's the one

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<v Speaker 2>on one. It's called the menu.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't you look at the wraps or the burg

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<v Speaker 3>to go? All right, I'll have that wrap and obviously

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<v Speaker 3>a small chips. I know what that is. That's universal.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be safe to not look at the board for

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<v Speaker 3>that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm shocked. I'm not getting this shot too.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian connell Show podcast, Christian O'Connell's show. You don't believe

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<v Speaker 2>what Chack did yesterday. I out of all the people

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<v Speaker 2>that we work with on this team, I never would

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<v Speaker 2>have figured you would have done this.

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<v Speaker 3>I pitched up picked up a hitchhiker yesterday for the

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<v Speaker 3>first time in my life. Innocent looking guy walking along

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<v Speaker 3>and had his thumb up. And when I saw it, it

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<v Speaker 3>was like when you see a penny farthing or something.

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<v Speaker 3>You're like, oh my god, you don't see.

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<v Speaker 2>That at all anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>A hitchhiker. And I thought, you know what, own to

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<v Speaker 3>shock myself, shock my team. I'm going to pull over

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<v Speaker 3>and pick up this hitchhiker.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, so describe in twenty thirties, because straight away when

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<v Speaker 2>you I mean years ago, right when I was going,

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<v Speaker 2>my dad used always pick up hitchhikers. It used to

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<v Speaker 2>used to see it. It was a common thing to

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<v Speaker 2>get around places, was hitchhiking, and that most of them

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<v Speaker 2>would have a little cardboard temporary sign that would say

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<v Speaker 2>where they were trying to get to, and if you

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<v Speaker 2>were going along the way, you would take them, like

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of k's there and then drop them off

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<v Speaker 2>and someone else to do it. So it was a

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<v Speaker 2>normal thing to see hitchhikers. Now now you really don't.

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<v Speaker 2>You're too worried that you might get attack.

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<v Speaker 3>Sadly, yes, well I didn't think of that at the time.

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<v Speaker 3>He looked innocent enough.

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<v Speaker 2>What does innocent mean?

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<v Speaker 3>He was like nineteen or twenty, probably only like five

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<v Speaker 3>foot nine.

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<v Speaker 2>I would do you think I could take him if

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<v Speaker 2>he went I just did.

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<v Speaker 4>He didn't look like someone because serial killers aren't all.

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<v Speaker 3>He just didn't look like someone who would attack. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't think he I didn't realize as I pulled up

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<v Speaker 3>to him. So he's walking in the same direction I'm driving,

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm only really seeing in the back of him.

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<v Speaker 3>He's got his thumb out, but also trying to get somewhere,

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<v Speaker 3>which I also like because I thought, oh, he's at

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<v Speaker 3>least helping himself get there. He just wants to get

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<v Speaker 3>up there a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not getting on that big I'm not gonna do

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<v Speaker 2>all this internal dialogue. I gotta be honest. If I'm

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<v Speaker 2>desperate to get someone, I see someone like Jack put

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<v Speaker 2>do you know what actually I'm thinking about? It's a

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<v Speaker 2>lovely that I'll walk a little bit further.

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<v Speaker 3>He couldn't believe his luck when I pulled over. He

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<v Speaker 3>was an interesting character. I'll say that.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>So it wasn't ntil I pulled over that I realized

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<v Speaker 3>he had an open can of beer in his hand.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, not a good sign.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>Fair enough, nice sunny day, and he'd been at the

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<v Speaker 3>beach with his friends, but he lost his phone on

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<v Speaker 3>the beach in the sand somewhere, and so now he had.

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<v Speaker 2>No There's too much in this story, isn't there.

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<v Speaker 3>He had no way to get to his friends. All

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<v Speaker 3>he wanted was a lift, so he jumps in the car.

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<v Speaker 3>But then I asked him how long he's had his

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<v Speaker 3>thumb up for he goes almost half an hour and

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<v Speaker 3>I said, oh, that is way longer. I thought, he goes, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess these days people are worried about I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>getting murdered.

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<v Speaker 2>I was. He actually named it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh God. Then he said, told me the story about

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<v Speaker 3>the phone. Then he said, and I guess it's calm

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<v Speaker 3>and me losing my phone because I was at a

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<v Speaker 3>bush stuff on the weekend and I stole someone's back.

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<v Speaker 2>He got me he's in your car now check.

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<v Speaker 3>Then we actually had a conversation about it. Maybe the

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<v Speaker 3>universe is trying to teach him a lesson and that

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<v Speaker 3>he won't do it next time. And he sort of

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<v Speaker 3>nodded at that and thought, yeah, did you at.

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<v Speaker 2>Any moment then thinking this this could turn this is

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<v Speaker 2>how I die.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, as I was getting closer to the station, I

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<v Speaker 3>saw a police car. I thought, happens. Maybe I could

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<v Speaker 3>wave out the window, flashing her light.

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<v Speaker 2>Raise your eyeb I've got one, I've got one.

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<v Speaker 3>But I dropped him off. He was innocent enough. You

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<v Speaker 3>thank you very much. And years ago when Bianco and

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<v Speaker 3>I were in New Zealand and you will think this

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<v Speaker 3>is reckless, but we got told that in Queenstown. People

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<v Speaker 3>hitchhike all the time there in New Zealand is a

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<v Speaker 3>very friendly.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a very safe country.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we tried to hitchhike to the airport when we're

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<v Speaker 3>leaving Queens.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my words, a chance like that, and no one

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<v Speaker 2>would pick us up.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone came and picked us up as pity and said,

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<v Speaker 3>oh you're I see your suitcases. No one's going to

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<v Speaker 3>pick you up.

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<v Speaker 2>Who plans on an airport flight? We're going. We don't

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<v Speaker 2>need to book a TAXI will hitchhike.

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<v Speaker 3>So this is many years later. That was maybe ten

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<v Speaker 3>years ago. This is me paying it back to the universe.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I got picked that lady ten years ago, and

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<v Speaker 3>now I've paid it for it.

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<v Speaker 2>You did a good thing, like perhaps you did your

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<v Speaker 2>family ever pick up hitchhiker?

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<v Speaker 4>Hell no, no. But back in the seventies and eighties,

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<v Speaker 4>you're right, it was commonplace. It was absolutely you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>batter an Eyeland.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you saw this guy yesterday, you would.

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<v Speaker 4>Have no way I would have picked him.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you have stopped?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I would have done no, because you

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<v Speaker 2>just think, what's what it going on? Yeah? And I

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<v Speaker 2>got me honest even if I pulled ug and I

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<v Speaker 2>saw the can of beer, I just would have gutted it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think he would have.

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<v Speaker 3>Understood even more efficive.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I think he would have understood. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, there's too much going that wandering around them

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<v Speaker 2>like an open it's just not the right look that

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<v Speaker 2>says I want to lift in your car. Oh you

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<v Speaker 2>got two, both have a beer each and off we go.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, when have you recently? I don't think I

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<v Speaker 2>can't remember the last time I saw a hitchhiker.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you maybe we asked have you been a hitchhiker?

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<v Speaker 1>Or have you picked up a Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell's show, Jack can tick off another rite of

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<v Speaker 2>passage as a parent. After something happened over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>We were evacuated from the local swimming pool.

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<v Speaker 2>Mate, this is another notch on your dad belt. Every

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<v Speaker 2>parent has gone through the pool evacuation, whether it's either

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<v Speaker 2>Chunder or co Brown.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was a vomit for us, which I think

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<v Speaker 3>is worse for the pool, wouldn't you say than a

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<v Speaker 3>code brand I.

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<v Speaker 2>Could have trained the whole pool, could get everybody out,

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<v Speaker 2>clean it all out and then refill it.

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<v Speaker 3>How do they clean it?

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<v Speaker 2>Do they say they don't?

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<v Speaker 3>They don't really train the whole pool. It's huge, it's

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<v Speaker 3>Olympic size swimming pool.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't they just like add more chemicals and stuff. I

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<v Speaker 4>just scoop the matter.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, what someone know? Please someone some Do you actually

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<v Speaker 2>train the whole pool? You're right? What would that take

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<v Speaker 2>a day?

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<v Speaker 4>And after Philippo, I thought they just like got the

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<v Speaker 4>knitt for a coke brown.

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<v Speaker 3>I see him getting in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been assured so years ago. I think the girls

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<v Speaker 2>must have been three and five and I was taking

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<v Speaker 2>them Saturday morning swimming. And the hardest part of taking

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<v Speaker 2>a kids swimming, when their little kiddies is getting them ready.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't even do the and then you get anxious and

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<v Speaker 2>no matter how good the time is in the pool

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<v Speaker 2>and they literally love swimming. Yeah, I get them out

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<v Speaker 2>and wash them, wash their hair, towel, dry them, get

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<v Speaker 2>them changed. There's two of them, there's one of me.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like such a big thing. The bit, the

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<v Speaker 2>swimming bit was the easy bit. But anyway, and then

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<v Speaker 2>Oncen't suddenly there was this anybody pleased the pool and

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<v Speaker 2>the girls like what's handing? What's hand went? I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>actually sure because I hadn't experienced before. And then I

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<v Speaker 2>actually saw what it was and there was a there

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<v Speaker 2>was a large males bar in the pool, and it

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<v Speaker 2>was a kid's pool. And because everyone was like panicking that,

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<v Speaker 2>it was like bobbing towards.

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<v Speaker 6>Us, and I was like, girls, get out. I was

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<v Speaker 6>like waking them before me, say yourselves. Some of the

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<v Speaker 6>kids don't look who in the pool.

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<v Speaker 2>And the girls remember just laughing so hard and I

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<v Speaker 2>was and then getting panicky because it was like coming

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<v Speaker 2>closer to me, and I was like, get the get

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<v Speaker 2>out of the pool. You have to drag yourself out

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<v Speaker 2>as well, for that really way too hot. That way

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<v Speaker 2>too hot kids pull It's like really hot. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>like the adult pool where it's clear and see through.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, I ain't seen any of these kids get

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<v Speaker 2>up to go to toilet in an hour. Some of

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<v Speaker 2>these little kids have been in here an hour. They're

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<v Speaker 2>being in this pool.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, so the the cone brand is like a misshile.

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<v Speaker 3>But then the vomit is.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's like several jellyfish all just flowing out. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no bombitfish.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no net that's going to help you pick that.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no way. I'd love to know of anyone who

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<v Speaker 2>works who wants to call it enormously. Do you get

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<v Speaker 2>the net? Do you just get anyone out and go

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<v Speaker 2>through the ring roll? So we all think, oh, they're

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<v Speaker 2>going to deal with this properly, because let's be honest,

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<v Speaker 2>it's mainly kids looking after swimm polls at the weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it. They're like seventeen eighteen year old. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>this kid ain't saving anyone's life, not just the boys,

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<v Speaker 2>and already chatting up the girls, aren't they They're so distracted.

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<v Speaker 3>So we were everyone was kicked out of the whole thing,

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<v Speaker 3>said no, no swimming.

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<v Speaker 2>Lessons, not a kid's pool.

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<v Speaker 3>No this he's in a kid's shallow section of the

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<v Speaker 3>full size.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, bloody.

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<v Speaker 3>So they kicked everybody out. They said come back next week.

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<v Speaker 3>You get an extra credit for your swimming lessons at

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<v Speaker 3>the end of the year something like that. And we

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<v Speaker 3>don't know how they did it, but I doubt they

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<v Speaker 3>drained the whole pool.

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<v Speaker 2>And do you also have that fat do you also

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<v Speaker 2>get anxious about getting him ready?

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<v Speaker 3>And the hard word, the clothes, change your clothes, getting

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<v Speaker 3>the towels and getting he doesn't want to wear the

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<v Speaker 3>swim nappy. Then he doesn't want one of the bathers

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<v Speaker 3>over the top.

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<v Speaker 4>And then they're too sticky to dress. At the end

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<v Speaker 4>of the session, like it's like I.

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<v Speaker 3>Stopped dressing him at the end, I just put him

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<v Speaker 3>in the tower. Were going that we you've got Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I got that tower.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, Home, Let the tesla warm them up on

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<v Speaker 2>the seats. Patsy, you had a bit evacuated.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we had a brown alert one one time I

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<v Speaker 4>was staying up in Queensland. I think ords was about

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<v Speaker 4>two at this resort.

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<v Speaker 2>Was there was a Chris had done the brown and

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<v Speaker 2>no excuse.

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<v Speaker 4>Me, but the pool was closed for like two or

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<v Speaker 4>three days. We couldn't swim for two or three days.

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<v Speaker 2>They had to big cope brown. It's Queensland. Maybe they

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<v Speaker 2>take bigger dumps up there.

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<v Speaker 4>It was unbelievable. They did have to like partly drain

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<v Speaker 4>it and like backed up a truck in refiel.

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<v Speaker 2>Like saws and chainsaws that break up the chocolate lot.

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<v Speaker 4>See, we couldn't swim for like two or three days.

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<v Speaker 1>Such a night it was the Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast Christian O'Connell's show. This is just let Jack and

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<v Speaker 2>Rio have this conversation. Really, I became aware yesterday when

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<v Speaker 2>Rio contacted me privately that he was actually being groomed

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<v Speaker 2>by a team member who I'm going to have to

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<v Speaker 2>say now is Jack Post.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe this. I thought what I was offering.

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<v Speaker 2>You a young male producer to dance for you on camp.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry in any any court of law or ibunal,

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<v Speaker 2>that's as creepy as dance.

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<v Speaker 3>With me, not dance. I'll be in the dance as well.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought Rio would be the perfect person. I need

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<v Speaker 3>four people to dance with me on.

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<v Speaker 2>All young males.

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<v Speaker 3>It can be old, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't care, Yes, mixes it. We haven't asked me. I

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<v Speaker 2>picked Rio because this is how croomers were. They select

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<v Speaker 2>vulnerable young people like Rio.

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<v Speaker 3>This is crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>This is all going to be in a Netflix documentary.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody that's a post. Everything will be above board. People

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<v Speaker 3>will see the video making it let me guess PORNHU

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<v Speaker 3>make it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 3>Contacting him privately as well as I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually a crime for health, and I urge any

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<v Speaker 2>team member. That are stories about Jack asked you to

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<v Speaker 2>do stuff on camera for him, saying it's for an

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<v Speaker 2>Instagram video. And that happened to me a couple of years,

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<v Speaker 2>eight years ago, and yet to see the video.

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted a paper trail. All jokes are signed. It's

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<v Speaker 3>just a normal dance. What's a normal dance? Well, it's

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<v Speaker 3>not sexual or grooming or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>I want I want four of us dancing on a

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<v Speaker 3>golf course in golf clothes and using the golf stick.

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<v Speaker 3>You know how in olden day dances they had a cane.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sure, sure, like a top by that French Stam

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<v Speaker 2>might have done.

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<v Speaker 3>The golf stick will be our cane. I've already worked

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<v Speaker 3>out the.

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<v Speaker 2>Golf stick will be ok, I guess called a club.

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<v Speaker 5>What worries me is two things. Firstly, very very little

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<v Speaker 5>information or specifics about the video. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 5>I'm signing up for.

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<v Speaker 3>This is what I expected. I expected to send you

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<v Speaker 3>the offer. Hey, on Monday afternoon, do you want to

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<v Speaker 3>dance with me on camera? You would say, oh my god, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>tell me more, and then I would give you more.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you up to now?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think, pats is you're hearing this.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's fisty and I think it's off.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the word, fiesty and off.

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<v Speaker 3>What's this song that you're dancing to? I've written it myself. Ah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's an original.

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<v Speaker 5>This is how the Jackpost brain works, where if you

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<v Speaker 5>ever asked Jack to to do something or to do

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<v Speaker 5>a bit extra after work.

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<v Speaker 2>To get it, but if.

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<v Speaker 5>It's for his thing, it's like, oh, what a privilege.

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<v Speaker 2>It must be choreography on Monday dugs choreography, the rehearsing.

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<v Speaker 2>He's written a song for it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't understand why you would be taking the classes

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<v Speaker 3>if you don't want to dance in real life. I thought,

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<v Speaker 3>what a great course, a great opportunity instagram sketch to

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<v Speaker 3>use his skills that he's been honing.

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<v Speaker 2>Who has said yes? Who's in?

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<v Speaker 3>There's only one other guy. I went to high school

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<v Speaker 3>with Brett. Who's who is a dancer. He helped me

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<v Speaker 3>choreograph the dance. Other people have been difficult to find.

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<v Speaker 2>So is it all knows apart from Brett so far? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>So there's just two of us. I need two more.

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<v Speaker 3>Andria is the.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably the Monday afternoon or is it not the time

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<v Speaker 2>and day? It's more just the offer itself.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody conveniently has something on Monday afternoon. It's a busy day.

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<v Speaker 3>Monday's typical. I know Rio is free in the afternoon.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, last time I danced for you after I told

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<v Speaker 5>you about the dance class, he said, dance for me, Rio,

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<v Speaker 5>dance to me. Do a little jig. So I did

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<v Speaker 5>on air in front of you. Two laughed out of

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<v Speaker 5>the room.

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<v Speaker 2>Was post show. It was really bad? Do you want

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<v Speaker 2>that on your video?

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, a shuffle that nan would be.

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<v Speaker 2>Done a year's worth of classes.

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<v Speaker 3>But what did you do where you can find someone

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<v Speaker 3>else to do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Then Green screaming the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell's show right now, Then Jack Post, you went

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<v Speaker 2>to see a difficult comedy show last night in town.

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<v Speaker 3>We went to see a local improv night. It's brilliant,

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<v Speaker 3>actually yeah, and they had special guests and Edmund.

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<v Speaker 2>On She is so very very funny, funny start. I

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<v Speaker 2>think she's awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Improv is something that we've shied away from for a

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<v Speaker 3>long time because years ago I took Bank's parents and

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<v Speaker 3>Bianca to an improv show and it was just so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Other way to say it's horrendous when it's great, it's unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's no medium, is there there was there?

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<v Speaker 3>There was just no laughter the whole time, So four

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<v Speaker 3>people sat in silence. There wasn't even the kind of

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<v Speaker 3>laughter where you could pretend that you're having fun.

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<v Speaker 2>You start to actually hate the people doing that. I

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<v Speaker 2>start to imagine bad things befalling them.

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<v Speaker 3>And they they start to be aware that whatever they

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<v Speaker 3>were doing is.

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<v Speaker 2>You're eating one and you're making up eating one. They

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<v Speaker 2>probably use that as an unfunny sketch.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we still do the full hour.

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<v Speaker 2>And were they asking so last night it was good?

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<v Speaker 2>And were they obviously the audience heavily involved. He sat

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<v Speaker 2>out suggestions next.

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<v Speaker 3>To the exactly they yell out like you say a

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<v Speaker 3>random word that you're thinking of. I don't like to

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<v Speaker 3>do audience participation, though, so I leave that to others.

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<v Speaker 2>Patsy, by the way, before the show today, no.

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<v Speaker 3>No no no already started.

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<v Speaker 2>Grind each other a couple of no no nos a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of years. Is are you hanging in your no

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<v Speaker 2>no no, no no, because you suspanding We should all

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<v Speaker 2>be allowed a kind of no no, no, over the

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<v Speaker 2>over the course of the show. No, no, no. If you

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to, I won't no.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well no, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Prefer the way that I always I always have it

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<v Speaker 2>up top, always have it up there. Even if I'm

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<v Speaker 2>handing you an award, I wills spend you all year.

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<v Speaker 2>You remember why he didn't do that improv Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>I would just.

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<v Speaker 2>Semione Present of the year.

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<v Speaker 3>I would just rather handle it than you retell it.

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<v Speaker 3>I said to Christian Rhea that I didn't like to

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<v Speaker 3>yell out a suggestion just in case the off chance

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<v Speaker 3>that the participants on stage recognized me from the radio,

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<v Speaker 3>and then it put them off, which I know, I know,

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<v Speaker 3>I know is a low probability.

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<v Speaker 4>Off or asked you to come up on stage.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's like, oh my god, look he's here. And

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<v Speaker 3>then and then all of a sudden, the whole order and.

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<v Speaker 2>They get to see the magic Man. Yes, wow, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>we oh my god, who's but it is that Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Jordan there? Oh please, mister Mitch, Oh my good, acco't

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<v Speaker 2>believe that I'm intimidated. Now Robin Williams is here, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, it's like duty I'm off duty. Think of

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<v Speaker 2>me as a mere audience member and not the professional improviser.

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<v Speaker 2>I am professionally funny, no script. Every day I will

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<v Speaker 2>be in the shadows and see. Imagine I wasn't here,

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<v Speaker 2>and wasn't here. I shouldn't have come. I shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 2>come with my new status and reputation that follows me everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh darned me so magnificent even in the dark. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>probably beaming right now and you can see me illuminated.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a good showers who could the show?

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