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Speaker 1: It's a woman woody podcast meanings.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rush or just can't be

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Speaker 2: bothered listening to them blather on for half an hour.

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Speaker 1: With the tight hoars off.

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Speaker 2: I don't mean it sounds like a tight here cheaper.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people throwing around aggressive comments saying that

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Speaker 2: I'm not as tight as I used to be. You know,

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Speaker 2: Donald Trump is wearing some average pants in a press conference.

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Speaker 1: That's not being a tight ass. Just buying a cheaper pant. Please.

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Speaker 1: That's one of the loosest things I've ever done. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: so that is going to work.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: I want you to be in huy. When you say loser,

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Speaker 1: do you mean that's the offset to tight?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was going for. And then I

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Speaker 2: moved on very quickly because it didn't make sense. And

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Speaker 2: you've builed me up and that's why I love you.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 2: Will I want you to be an unbiased judge here

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Speaker 2: if you will of the tightness so effectively, I've got

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Speaker 2: a whole bunch of people calling up that want to

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Speaker 2: take me off the throne of tightness. They will say

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Speaker 2: why they think they should be the tight ass of Australia. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and then I can rebut you decide if I have

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Speaker 2: beaten them or if they are tighter.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let's go to Kate. She's called Kate.

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Speaker 2: You reckon, You're a bigger your Your husband is my partner, Brad, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: all right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. We went to the Easter Show and we each

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Speaker 3: got a pie from the famous pie stand, and I

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Speaker 3: bought an extra thirty cent sauce. Anyway, when we finished

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Speaker 3: eating them, I told him to go and put all

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Speaker 3: the rubbish in the bin, and he decided to keep

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Speaker 3: the leftover sauce in his pocket. And then we got

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Speaker 3: home that night and he was having a shower and

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Speaker 3: put in his hand in his pocket and the sauce

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Speaker 3: had all exploded in there, so at backside on him

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Speaker 3: because then he had to go and buy a new

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Speaker 3: pair of pans. Okay, I got busted for not throwing

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Speaker 3: the sauce in the bin.

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Speaker 5: A good start.

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Speaker 2: Thirty cents for a sauce, I mean, I thought we

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Speaker 2: well pass those prices.

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Speaker 1: I thought we were pass those days. One of those

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Speaker 1: little satchels of sauce gusting. Actually be illegal to make

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Speaker 1: people pay for sauce if you bought a product, if

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Speaker 1: you walk into the store and just want sauce. Pay

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Speaker 1: thirty cents if you've bought a pie from that establishment,

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Speaker 1: how dare you?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry that definitely come with sauce.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, kay.

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Speaker 2: And if you want to, if you want one of

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Speaker 2: those people that gets a second source, then sure, thirty cents,

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Speaker 2: but one sauce.

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Speaker 1: I mean, god, it's the least you can do.

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Speaker 2: Sorry that particularly now can I'm going to try and

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Speaker 2: stay specific with yours. I'm going to go with your

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Speaker 2: theme of taking things home, Kate. Since we've had this

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Speaker 2: radio job where we travel a little bit and we're

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Speaker 2: very lucky we get to stay in hotels. Will and

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Speaker 2: I split a room. We're not quite at the level

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Speaker 2: where we get our own room. But since the days

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Speaker 2: where we've had this job, I haven't bought my own

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Speaker 2: body wash or shampoo because I continue to use the

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Speaker 2: little hotel bottles.

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Speaker 1: I don't mean to sound like a tight arsy, did

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Speaker 1: I get it?

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Speaker 2: Yere?

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Speaker 1: You go to ah, tell you well, let's go time.

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Speaker 5: Tom.

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Speaker 1: You reckon, you're a begger titars than woods I am.

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Speaker 4: I am, indeed, how are you boys? Plumber by trade?

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Speaker 4: And I used to do the maintenance at seven eleven

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Speaker 4: cleaning out the drains. You know the little strip drain

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Speaker 4: runs along the front of the pumps.

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Speaker 1: No, no, we're not plumbers.

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Speaker 2: We don't know what.

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Speaker 1: Is coming.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, people used to walk out the door and obviously

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Speaker 4: missed their pocket with the coins that used to roll

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Speaker 4: down mix in with all the dirt, the oil, the filth,

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Speaker 4: and I used to clean it out. Instead of throwing

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Speaker 4: out the dirty coins, I'd shift through it, collect as

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Speaker 4: much as I could and take it in.

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Speaker 3: With me panning for gold.

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Speaker 2: Oh Tom, I've got your mate on a trip to

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Speaker 2: Japan with a former partner.

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Speaker 1: To save some cash, I booked us into a sex hotel.

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Speaker 2: There is shocking. Two weeks, we'll move on to Victoria.

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Speaker 2: Another one for Victoria. Yeah, dubbing your sister.

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Speaker 3: The biggest Yeah, yeah, you go on. She looks by herself,

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Speaker 3: so sheould invite all the family over for dinner or

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Speaker 3: like three of us or whatever.

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Speaker 4: And then what she will do at the end us

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Speaker 4: so we finished eating, she'll subdivide how much she's spent

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Speaker 4: on dinner and give us all a bill.

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Speaker 1: Oh gee, that's just not on.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I told her she's a tight ass, and

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Speaker 3: she does not believe me.

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Speaker 4: No, she hears.

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to pull this one out because I

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Speaker 2: don't like it when tight arses impact people around them.

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Speaker 1: But occasionally it spills over.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now will You would have been to a number

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Speaker 2: of pubs with me before, and often as it goes

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Speaker 2: amongst our friends, we shout rounds yeah, and I'm all

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Speaker 2: for that. Yeah, I'll shout around, but it becomes very

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Speaker 2: clear that when it's my shout, I buy myself a beer,

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Speaker 2: and when it's someone else's around, I get myself in

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Speaker 2: the grony. What sorry, Redwood, Let's go to Abdul? I mean,

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Speaker 2: is anyone going to knock me off?

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Speaker 1: Abdul? You'd like to nominate your mate?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's Saturday, it's the first.

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Speaker 3: Game of the cricket season.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 4: I look over at his kid and he's got a

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Speaker 4: kid's size box, So ask him.

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Speaker 2: You know what a box is?

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Speaker 3: Right on your protector? Yeah, protect the crown jewels? And

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Speaker 3: I asked him there was no more adult ones and

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Speaker 3: he said this was three bucks? Was five?

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Speaker 4: God?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 5: That really good?

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Speaker 4: Um?

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Speaker 1: Have I beaten him?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: I have one of our again. It's a very similar one, Abduel,

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Speaker 2: but this is. I mean, this is this is shocking stuff.

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Speaker 2: I feel a bit embarrassed about this one, but everyone

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Speaker 2: in this radio team knows that where we're a member

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Speaker 2: of our team called Jordan, who is no longer with

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Speaker 2: us unfortunately.

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Speaker 1: But died. He just went to go and work on

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Speaker 1: n No. That's fair, fair enough, but pretty because he

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Speaker 1: was taking some of the salary music the team.

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Speaker 2: The team decided either my ANIMs that all organize a

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Speaker 2: gift for Jordan, and we knew it was a Carlton

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Speaker 2: Football Club supporter. So I went on the website and

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Speaker 2: I was like, I want to get him a Carleton jersey.

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Speaker 2: Too easy, too easy. So I'm flicking through the Calton

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Speaker 2: jerseys and I was like, I don't know what the

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Speaker 2: difference is between the jerseys, but one of them is

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Speaker 2: a lot cheaper.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, the jumper arrived. Turns out I got him. The

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Speaker 5: kids jump out, Jordan, gon go Jammy.

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Speaker 1: Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to