1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:05,840 Speaker 1: And Amanda jam Nation. I've got a ghoulie and it's 2 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,039 Speaker 1: a great goolie that I saw someone write about on 3 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:11,280 Speaker 1: Instagram yesterday. This person has said, one day I'm going 4 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 1: to write a book about a recipe blogger the confesses 5 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:17,200 Speaker 1: to murder in every single recipe on their website. But 6 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: they never get caught because no one reads the twelve 7 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:22,759 Speaker 1: pages of text before the recipe. There will be they'll 8 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 1: say this is the most simple chicken recipe you can cook, 9 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 1: and then you have to go through the story of 10 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 1: their lives before you get to it. Here's a classic example. 11 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:35,000 Speaker 1: I saw easy chickpea curry. This easy chickpea curry is 12 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:38,040 Speaker 1: the perfect weeknight dinner, quick and easy to make, comes 13 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 1: together in one pot. Bang. Then there's a personal story 14 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 1: about how during lockdown, every time she went to the 15 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:48,320 Speaker 1: grocery store, she'd buy another couple of cans of chickpeas 16 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:53,280 Speaker 1: of some tomatoes, and she thought, what will went on 17 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 1: and on and on. Then she ends that paragraph which 18 00:00:56,560 --> 00:01:00,480 Speaker 1: goes for ages, by saying, here's the thing, this chickpeak 19 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,080 Speaker 1: curry is one of those recipes you can make on 20 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 1: a whim. You don't need to defrost meat from the freezer. 21 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:08,039 Speaker 1: It's a chickpea curry. Then she talks a bit more 22 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:12,120 Speaker 1: about how it's similar to ticker massala. It sounds an 23 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 1: awful lot like my easy chicken masala recipe. Blah blah blah. 24 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:19,320 Speaker 1: She goes into another store and then she says, could 25 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,480 Speaker 1: it be also mistaken for a China massala, which is 26 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:25,480 Speaker 1: a different kind of curry, And there's a paragraph about that, 27 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 1: and then finally she says, here's the recipe. Ps. I've 28 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 1: murdered twelve people. Just give me the recipe. Give me 29 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,679 Speaker 1: the recipe. I don't give a rat. And I assume 30 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,200 Speaker 1: people do this because they want you to look at 31 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:40,039 Speaker 1: the ads through it or whatever. That's what I don't care. 32 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 1: It's like what you were saying before that you look 33 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: at recipes like you look at pornography, like I look 34 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 1: at recipes in the way that other people might look 35 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: at pornography. You look at it and think that looks good. 36 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: But I'm never going to do it, So I'm the same. 37 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 1: Get straight to tell me your personal story. I don't. 38 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 1: I don't. I never thought it had happened to me. 39 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 1: And the electrician knocks at the door. What happens next Bang. 40 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,280 Speaker 1: I'd like some bricks and detail on that. I could 41 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:08,079 Speaker 1: go with some early morning salaciousness, but I'm not getting 42 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,239 Speaker 1: it here. Good. No,