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Speaker 2: Second sold our show at the MCG last night. Our
Speaker 2: Pats was there. Can you hear us?
Speaker 1: Pats? He is ringing.
Speaker 4: It's actually not that bad. It wasn't as loud as
Speaker 4: I thought it would be. I've been to concerts where
Speaker 4: it's almost like you can feel your inner organs jumping around.
Speaker 4: It wasn't that bad. And there's only one way to
Speaker 4: see ac DC, and that is loud. They were brilliant, fantastic.
Speaker 4: It's the second time I've seen them.
Speaker 2: That his voice is still great. There are all these
Speaker 2: rumors that his voices he had problems with his voices.
Speaker 2: But our friends were there last week said he's still
Speaker 2: sounding incredible by Johnson.
Speaker 5: And looks incredible, like he is fit.
Speaker 1: He is jacked. They're massive, aren't they?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: He is phenomenal.
Speaker 1: He's like, come, I think you in a couple of times.
Speaker 2: He's a really funny guy and he looks like a
Speaker 2: guy who's a.
Speaker 1: Lifeer in prison.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 1: I call that prison strength.
Speaker 2: They could bench press you a lot of push ups,
Speaker 2: a lot of push ups.
Speaker 1: He says he's a big, solid dude.
Speaker 5: But the definition in his arms is like I fall
Speaker 5: in love.
Speaker 2: Not We're hearing more in this review about Brian Shohnson's arms.
Speaker 2: I tried to talk about the boys, but just the guns.
Speaker 2: The guns of Johnson.
Speaker 4: Great, and you're right, he's so funny. At one point
Speaker 4: he said to the.
Speaker 5: Roadies, I'd need a hot water bottle. It is freezing
Speaker 5: cold out.
Speaker 7: Welcome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so how was the weather because it was like
Speaker 1: pouring down.
Speaker 4: It was it was pouring, it was windy, but it
Speaker 4: just didn't matter because everyone just put their ponchos on
Speaker 4: and just it was just a side matter. It did
Speaker 4: not matter because they put on such a brilliant show.
Speaker 4: And Brian was so funny because in between songs he's
Speaker 4: coffering and spluttering like a dad getting up in the morning.
Speaker 2: I mean they're not kingnot admit, I mean angus. Obviously
Speaker 2: it's a school night for him in that school uniform,
Speaker 2: so he shouldn't have had shorts on it, and like
Speaker 2: that you can get a chill.
Speaker 5: Oh well, I was really scared.
Speaker 4: It was so wet, so the stage, you know, they
Speaker 4: have the stage at the front that sort of pokes
Speaker 4: out into the mosh pit.
Speaker 5: It was wet and it looked slippery, and you.
Speaker 2: Know, dangers people and he's doing should have been so
Speaker 2: moping greeting.
Speaker 4: Oh for god, he's going to break a hip in
Speaker 4: a minute, but did not stop him. They were just
Speaker 4: absolutely phenomenal. And you know what the best thing was.
Speaker 4: I looked to my left, were right near the aisle
Speaker 4: in the Shameworan stand, brilliant seats. Look to the left
Speaker 4: and there was this older gentleman. He must have been
Speaker 4: late sixties. If he wasn't seventies, Oh angus, No, he
Speaker 4: wasn't angers, but it was just a fan and he
Speaker 4: was dancing on his feet the whole night in the isle.
Speaker 5: And I thought it was so.
Speaker 4: Performing because I thought you could see he'd been transcended
Speaker 4: back to his youth, to his prime, and he was
Speaker 4: just in his element and it.
Speaker 5: Was all ages and music just brings you together like that.
Speaker 5: It's just fantastic. I loved every second novel.
Speaker 1: It was a highlight.
Speaker 2: What do you think is what's the one song you're
Speaker 2: going to remember? Because I saw like bits the highlights
Speaker 2: of the Wednesday night show on social media and that
Speaker 2: and look stage set up looks incredible. Live shows these
Speaker 2: days are the best ever. They just look unbelievable. But
Speaker 2: what's your one highlight?
Speaker 4: Well they I looked at the set list and they
Speaker 4: didn't have jail Break on there, and I thought, oh,
Speaker 4: because it's one of my favorite songs and they.
Speaker 2: Very much about your life, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Those guns them and they played it, they performed it,
Speaker 4: they did jail Break.
Speaker 8: It was just I knew you were coming.
Speaker 5: They did in the Shane Woran.
Speaker 1: Standards shows probably got them today from came up.
Speaker 5: But it was great. It was fantastic. Over eighty thousand
Speaker 5: people there night.
Speaker 2: It was heaving, incredible sharp in the weather on a
Speaker 2: Sunday night as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, and it was just, you know, time sort
Speaker 4: of just stand still at an event like that.
Speaker 5: I will remember that we had Audrey with us.
Speaker 1: She will did a mate first time seeing a CDC.
Speaker 5: She loved it absolutely.
Speaker 1: What's it rate with like you know, Julipa and near not.
Speaker 5: Quite up there with Billie Eilish, but different because.
Speaker 1: Of that age that age group. Ben He's got them
Speaker 1: and they really go head to head. Maybe they need
Speaker 1: to collaborate.
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Speaker 2: Our youngest daughter turns nineteen tomorrow, and over the weekend
Speaker 2: I thought, oh, you know what, I try and get
Speaker 2: a the thing that is the toy of the moment,
Speaker 2: A la bout it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, quickly get one of those watch yeah yeah, how
Speaker 1: poor mumments and dads. I thought they were like twenty
Speaker 1: or thirty.
Speaker 8: Bus no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I just thought it might be like a fun thing.
Speaker 2: I know you're nineteen and this because this is her
Speaker 2: last year of being a teenager, right, so I thought
Speaker 2: I'll get her like a young kiddies present as a
Speaker 2: kind of like a funny little twenty or thirty dollars thing.
Speaker 8: What nas dry buddy, Poor mums and dads.
Speaker 2: With younger kids, that's all they want for Christmas. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you've got to sell an organ.
Speaker 9: And really hard to find even if you have the
Speaker 9: money for it, really hard to find somewhere you can
Speaker 9: actually buy them.
Speaker 2: I was thinking, if we want to like blow listeners'
Speaker 2: minds and drag it and sucking listen to other shows,
Speaker 2: we got to be giving away labooma.
Speaker 8: We got to find some first.
Speaker 1: We will overtake anywhere you show. Ever, we don't have that.
Speaker 8: We don't have Laboo Boo money though, we don't have
Speaker 8: that sort.
Speaker 2: Of Mums and dads talk to me, what do you
Speaker 2: doing making your own laboo boos?
Speaker 8: You can get fake ones, of.
Speaker 1: Course you must be right, Yeah, yeah, Loas is going
Speaker 1: to get a team.
Speaker 10: There's a guy that was arrested a few weeks ago
Speaker 10: for stealing a heap of labobers.
Speaker 1: Right, it'd be some desperate dads.
Speaker 9: That's more expensive than the Loof heist.
Speaker 2: I hadn't I know that they're huge, and it reminded
Speaker 2: me years ago when ferbis were the toy of the year,
Speaker 2: these little things. Ferbies were massive a game. Both my
Speaker 2: daughters wanted them and so I remember I tried to
Speaker 2: find them at the end of November and they were
Speaker 2: all sold out then. And then I saw on Amazon
Speaker 2: in Germany. Using an illegal VPN, I managed to get
Speaker 2: to German one center, but they arrived and I was
Speaker 2: just checking and put the batteries in on Christmas Eve
Speaker 2: so they'd be all ready to go on the big
Speaker 2: day and the press play, and of course they started
Speaker 2: barking in Germany.
Speaker 1: So these terrifying things with these big eyes like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, what was like? What had he done?
Speaker 8: They can't have these not suitable for children's German.
Speaker 2: Berbies barking at them in the early hours of Christmas.
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Speaker 2: How over my time, I'm ashamed to say that sometimes
Speaker 2: I've had a few hangovers.
Speaker 1: And so when you know it, you see it, you
Speaker 1: smell it, and I see it.
Speaker 2: Right now the studio, a young boy, a young boy
Speaker 2: struggling big time with a Monday early start falling to
Speaker 2: pieces just now we're getting ready for this break, and
Speaker 2: all I heard was the stomach going anyway. It is
Speaker 2: one of this.
Speaker 1: Oh God, oh God, was your liver speaking through you?
Speaker 2: We have half an hour before the show of excessive sneezing.
Speaker 2: When I came in this morning, I was making a
Speaker 2: cup of tea and the men's toilet next dorn.
Speaker 1: I could all this. I could hear just doing.
Speaker 2: This, and it's like doing ablutions in the I was like,
Speaker 2: what the hell?
Speaker 1: That was a wild night?
Speaker 2: And lo and behold, did you not have an eighteen
Speaker 2: hour bender.
Speaker 1: Bucks nights?
Speaker 9: Yes, I was held against my will for okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: They made.
Speaker 4: Who has a bus on a Sunday on Saturday, and
Speaker 4: once you get in she in mid thirties.
Speaker 1: It's not the next day you fear.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, you're right, it's the day after
Speaker 2: the day. There's a famous poem, one of the oldest poems, Bewolf,
Speaker 2: and it's about this monster. The monster gets slaid, but
Speaker 2: then the mother of the monster comes back. And that's
Speaker 2: like any of our fears. It's not what you fear.
Speaker 2: It's the fear of the fears. You might always be
Speaker 2: aware of the Monday.
Speaker 8: Because you think got it.
Speaker 2: You got it, only any big nights on a Friday,
Speaker 2: that way, Sunday, Monday, Okay, But no, no, the Monday
Speaker 2: is when the fear kicks it.
Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, you think it does, just on a Sunday.
Speaker 1: Of mirrors? Is coming to you today, my friend, you're
Speaker 1: still drunk. It would have been I've got bad to.
Speaker 8: You be the roughest one in today. But it's not.
Speaker 11: This.
Speaker 2: I said, So it gave friend of yours. He goes, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's worse than that. It's a straight friend, and then
Speaker 2: said that's why it was so bad. And I went on,
Speaker 2: behalf austraights. I apologize. Yeah, And having been a few
Speaker 2: bucks sights.
Speaker 1: They're terrible. Yeah, no, no not, they're just awful.
Speaker 9: You don't know anyone there, No, no, because it's so
Speaker 9: expensive three hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 2: And it's also right Unfortunately, there are a lot of
Speaker 2: middle aged dads who don't get to go out very often.
Speaker 2: You can spont mean to just go too big, too hard,
Speaker 2: just just a pain in the backside.
Speaker 9: What is it about dads? Like they were locked in
Speaker 9: from the very first drink. You're like, oh, these guys
Speaker 9: are on a mission.
Speaker 2: That's probably their only night out this year. Sadly, right,
Speaker 2: it's just too much for them. They think they're in
Speaker 2: the hangover or they're in Vegas.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they just.
Speaker 2: Become a pain the actually a whole of the mission,
Speaker 2: just a liability.
Speaker 8: Well, yeah, you're not babysitting there, man.
Speaker 9: They're used to always being the babysitter, and then you're
Speaker 9: sort of carrying them from pub to pub and trying
Speaker 9: to not get kicked out.
Speaker 1: And get this, guys, it started at ten thirty am. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there are hours in a.
Speaker 9: Day, me at lunch times, lunch, at least, at least
Speaker 9: let us have some lunch.
Speaker 8: We started acts throwing. Have you ever done that.
Speaker 12: Now.
Speaker 2: I did this a couple of years ago in London,
Speaker 2: now Midley. It was a dodgy sort of soho under
Speaker 2: it was like it was it was underground where I
Speaker 2: couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: Get this. There was really available booze.
Speaker 2: So we're right smashing bears and picking up axes are
Speaker 2: verious sizes and with no training and even see a
Speaker 2: barman is it's just legal and he goes.
Speaker 1: He actually said to me, what do you care?
Speaker 8: What's it?
Speaker 2: You exit back my head And it was a team
Speaker 2: bonding thing. They've been quite an uneasy period within the tea.
Speaker 2: I was so I could easily get not a knife
Speaker 2: in my back, in my back.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: No, there was no alcohol obviously because there were you know,
Speaker 9: deadly actors being thrown around, very stricter, very strict.
Speaker 1: You get it.
Speaker 2: It's great for is It actually was kind of good
Speaker 2: that I must the right time to release it because
Speaker 2: there's obviously like it.
Speaker 1: There's an art to it.
Speaker 9: Yes, and so because I had a bit of a
Speaker 9: head start on everyone because we did do this as
Speaker 9: a team bonding exercise this year.
Speaker 8: But you know who I was not as good as
Speaker 8: was to the boss.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well do you think you know those presenters that disappear?
Speaker 2: She takes my axe throwing suddenly that sue does this move?
Speaker 2: Why don't you go and pick up the axes and
Speaker 2: for there and they go.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, shut to the boss.
Speaker 2: Make sure you know one's just cleave your daf and
Speaker 2: again welcome to You're leaving dude, as in leaving planet Earth,
Speaker 2: not just gold. Don't ever go on a one on
Speaker 2: one axis to the boss.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'll take that out of my affairs in order.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: I've just been reading up on the many uses of
Speaker 2: vega might in prisons to try and understand why it's banned.
Speaker 2: They make booze from it, no imine.
Speaker 1: In prison now cell block.
Speaker 8: But you know how do they make alcohol out of bed?
Speaker 1: From grub time? And you will do again.
Speaker 4: I might be making moonshine in the backyard, but I
Speaker 4: do not use.
Speaker 2: VEGEMI they use vegemite too. It's some I don't know,
Speaker 2: is it maybe the East East? They can make apparently
Speaker 2: beer and wine from it, and the strong smell throws
Speaker 2: off sniffer dogs as well.
Speaker 9: Alright, that's quite entrepreneurial to well, you've got a lot
Speaker 9: of time out of there to brainstall.
Speaker 1: All right, this is.
Speaker 2: An incredible story from the Senior South Australia of the
Speaker 2: Year Awards, and sadly the irony is it's a senior
Speaker 2: mix up at the Senior of the Year Awards. I
Speaker 2: feel sorry for the people hosting it and organizing it
Speaker 2: that they've had a senior moment at the Senior of
Speaker 2: the Year Awards.
Speaker 1: There should be a category called Senior.
Speaker 9: Moment of the Year and the winners us.
Speaker 2: It's a short acceptance of awards. Walter, go and get it.
Speaker 1: Rio.
Speaker 2: You've got the details. We have audio as well. This
Speaker 2: is uncomfortable listening. Brackets amazing.
Speaker 9: It was their their night of Nights on the weekend
Speaker 9: on Saturday. Obviously we all had it in our calendar
Speaker 9: the South.
Speaker 1: I was streaming it on KO Sports.
Speaker 2: I'm happy to pay twenty five bucks for that, you
Speaker 2: know now, But is it no.
Speaker 1: A Roberts.
Speaker 2: Actually, you know what, if he was, he could bet
Speaker 2: that broke Senior Year.
Speaker 8: Award a multi Yes, Bunny had the kids while I
Speaker 8: watched it.
Speaker 2: Absolutely yeah, yeah, no spider alert, guys, I'm going to
Speaker 2: black it back later.
Speaker 8: So they got to their big award.
Speaker 1: It's an RSL.
Speaker 8: It did look like it in my mind.
Speaker 1: This is an RSL. And everyone went to meet to
Speaker 1: meet trade great, Yes, I'd love that.
Speaker 8: But then they got to the big award, which is
Speaker 8: obviously Senior of the Year. And first they didn't.
Speaker 1: Have this like heavyweight category to live it.
Speaker 2: A lightweight Senior of the Year four hundred and sixty
Speaker 2: kilos award.
Speaker 9: Well, the Heavyweight Senior of the Year award winner was
Speaker 9: first announced as Malcolm Benoy.
Speaker 1: And that right there is a senior name.
Speaker 2: Yes, and he looks like anyone know of any babies
Speaker 2: born this year called Malcolm. We welcome into the world,
Speaker 2: young baby.
Speaker 1: It don't exist.
Speaker 2: I bet they're dying out. You know, there was like
Speaker 2: a couple years ago the name Gary was dying out. Yes, Nigel,
Speaker 2: where does that Nigel's where does.
Speaker 1: That leave the great name.
Speaker 2: Of Malcolm Mervin?
Speaker 1: You know the swerve bring that back.
Speaker 9: Well, this is the moment that Malcolm Banoy was announced
Speaker 9: as the winner.
Speaker 2: And short moment in Malcolm's life going from zero to
Speaker 2: hero and then back down to zero.
Speaker 13: The twenty twenty six Senior South Australian of the Year
Speaker 13: for South Australia.
Speaker 1: Is Malcolm Bennoy. Congratulations, Like bloody hell family, He's going
Speaker 1: to be so proud, Malcolm.
Speaker 10: The OSCARS is a little bit like the Oscars.
Speaker 14: A Senior Australian of the Year is in fact not.
Speaker 1: Welcome, James.
Speaker 8: It is James.
Speaker 1: James Curry now reading up on this.
Speaker 2: Malcolm was midwar when this old book stay there, Senior Malcolm.
Speaker 8: He was just about to hit the stairs to go
Speaker 8: up onto.
Speaker 5: The simmer frame.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, poor guy.
Speaker 9: So then James comes up, and then James gets celebrated,
Speaker 9: and then like five minutes later this happens.
Speaker 1: Guess what.
Speaker 2: Guess who's back, old slim shady Guess who's back?
Speaker 1: Malcolm's back? Malcolms back.
Speaker 14: All right, we'll moving along as we hear this. Now
Speaker 14: apparently it's our notes that are incorrect, and we will.
Speaker 1: Let's scrub the.
Speaker 14: Last fight, let's lost start all of again.
Speaker 1: James the.
Speaker 14: Card again and announced that the twenty twenty six seeing
Speaker 14: it Australia in the right year for South Australia.
Speaker 8: Is mac Benny that again?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Twenty six? Is it?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Future? Senior? They currently the Junior Awards.
Speaker 8: When you went.
Speaker 9: So Malcolm had it, Jameson had it, had it, lost
Speaker 9: it and got it back, gave it to James.
Speaker 8: James, give that back?
Speaker 2: Note, can you hand it over to Malcolm meet in
Speaker 2: the middle. Oh my god, wouldn't you love to have
Speaker 2: been there though? Oh yeah, just to soak in the awkwardness.
Speaker 2: I never thought we would have said that they're going
Speaker 2: to share it.
Speaker 9: No, it's Malcolm's reward jameson was Malcolm, James, get your
Speaker 9: grubby hands off it.
Speaker 1: That's who do we feel sorry for now? James.
Speaker 8: I feel sorry for James. But then Malcolms had his
Speaker 8: moment ruined because you see tarnished.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's always going to wonder it was it really mine? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Also they must have had a ConFlat but one
Speaker 2: moment right where they would have gone it's actually it
Speaker 2: is Malcolm's. And we've all been in a situation like
Speaker 2: this on a live or anything where you go don't
Speaker 2: know about it. As a boss once said to me once,
Speaker 2: when I've been in a situation like that, it's any
Speaker 2: mistake if you tell the listeners, and I'm telling you now,
Speaker 2: I of commercial radio and Australians were on those awards.
Speaker 1: It's James's Award.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Before we move on, it's a creak update. I just
Speaker 2: want to see if I was right. It's Malcolm dying
Speaker 2: out as a young baby's name.
Speaker 1: It really is.
Speaker 2: The last time Malcolm made the top one hundred baby
Speaker 2: names was in nineteen fifty nine.
Speaker 8: Oh, it's been gone for a while.
Speaker 2: Currently ranked. Yeah, it was ranked then at fifty five.
Speaker 2: Now it's three hundred and fourteenth.
Speaker 8: Oh, bring it back. It's a very dignified.
Speaker 1: Name, I think. So.
Speaker 2: I was just trying to think of history's greatest. Malcolm's
Speaker 2: obviously talking about a CDC Malcolm Young, one of the
Speaker 2: founding members Malcolm X.
Speaker 1: Yes, Macbeth.
Speaker 8: Is he Malcolm?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think there were two Scottish kings called Malcolm as well.
Speaker 2: There was actually a King Malcolm.
Speaker 9: There was an Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Fraser. Who is
Speaker 9: he kicked off GoF Whitlam?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes.
Speaker 2: Top baby names of this year Boys, Oliver is at
Speaker 2: number one, Noah is at number two. Three is Theodore
Speaker 2: Tennys THEO went back. Henry good old Henry classic name.
Speaker 2: Henry is at four. Luca is at number five. Girls
Speaker 2: names top five, Mia number five, four is Olivia Eiler
Speaker 2: are number three, Emelia at number two and number one
Speaker 2: Charlotte's all right, so let's play the song title game.
Speaker 2: I give you the words, you give me the song. Okay, Now, normally, Ry,
Speaker 2: are you pretty good on this? But obviously with your
Speaker 2: hangover today, Gwen to stage and intervention in cent to rio,
Speaker 2: Let's let's get you some food.
Speaker 1: What help me make you some toast?
Speaker 2: As he was having his normal protein shake, he went,
Speaker 2: that isn't going to cut it today, mate.
Speaker 1: Protein isn't your friend. You need carbs.
Speaker 2: You've got a Monday hangover because you went to it
Speaker 2: too hard Saturday night, sorry, Saturday morning, Saturday afternoon, Saturday
Speaker 2: night and Sunday morning.
Speaker 1: A protein shake isn't gonna work.
Speaker 9: I am a professional. I've come to work in tip
Speaker 9: top shape, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You're sweating, sweating, swaying, and also disturbingly quiet, staring out,
Speaker 2: staring out, thousand yards stairs.
Speaker 1: The sweats are there, all right?
Speaker 2: I give you the word, you give me the song.
Speaker 2: Hold Hold now, Thompson twins, Thomson Twins eighties.
Speaker 8: Well done, Patsy, You're about six paces behind today.
Speaker 2: Ring free free good, oh god, the terrible team. Three
Speaker 2: different frequencies. You just woken up Tom petty.
Speaker 1: Hero.
Speaker 5: We don't need another here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. Pats are going for that one and
Speaker 1: not on Riquenglesias.
Speaker 8: I should have gone.
Speaker 1: Why do we know that?
Speaker 2: By your heart, my head and riquet even rent free
Speaker 2: in there tonight.
Speaker 16: I just.
Speaker 1: Patsy well done.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's something musty cut cutting.
Speaker 1: Cu cutting crew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pass smashing it today.
Speaker 1: Lucky's a bit quicker after our chat last week. He
Speaker 1: must have stayed in Saturday Night lost.
Speaker 8: Lost without you, keep trying to fun. That's a good trip.
Speaker 2: Not need a bit more than that. He's running his
Speaker 2: own game in there.
Speaker 1: Kissed, kissed the girl.
Speaker 2: That's Jerry Suddenly is what I am?
Speaker 1: An Chapel Street, all right? Two more eyes?
Speaker 2: What's the song with eyes?
Speaker 17: Moves moves like Jagger?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, So this weekend, my wife and I, all
Speaker 2: we've done is sorts of out. We move in three
Speaker 2: weeks time and we are downsizing. So it means so
Speaker 2: much stuff you accumulate over the years. You're going to
Speaker 2: work out what are we keeping and then what are
Speaker 2: we selling on Facebook, Marketplace, and my whole weekend there
Speaker 2: must have been at least twelve things that got shifted
Speaker 2: on face all it's been strangers arriving at the house
Speaker 2: and then it's like I was bigger than I thought. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we sold quite a lot of stuff. Right, It's all good,
Speaker 2: But there are two things I need to talk about.
Speaker 2: My wife put on a set of my golf clubs. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm retired. Golf was a cruel maiden to me, and
Speaker 2: I am retired a short career after I think the
Speaker 2: ninth lesson when I just threw a seven nine out
Speaker 2: the car window into a hedge.
Speaker 1: That was being my.
Speaker 2: Golf career going two very separate ways.
Speaker 9: So she started a set of golf clubs minus a
Speaker 9: seven iron.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Now, I said to my wife as a.
Speaker 2: Joke, because she was like, you know it's on my
Speaker 2: so you know.
Speaker 1: What would I put here? And I'd say, well, you
Speaker 1: know they are a full set.
Speaker 2: There there's two Calaway drivers, so there's sashly this is
Speaker 2: it in her in good condition, just painfully badly used maybe,
Speaker 2: But I said, oh, I said as a joke, right,
Speaker 2: because she was going, I do know what.
Speaker 1: To say, I do. I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm the person who's family that uses place at
Speaker 2: my place. I said, as a joe, make sure he
Speaker 2: mentioned they're right handed clubs anyway. Ten minutes later she
Speaker 2: obviously listed them as right handed golf clubs. I just
Speaker 2: sar this christ someone's DM me going, there's there's no
Speaker 2: such thing. There's no such singers right gold clubs. It's
Speaker 2: like a right handed mattress. You just it's a stick.
Speaker 2: You don't know looking in nature for left handed sticks anyway.
Speaker 2: Then someone said I didn't realize. I just presume she'd
Speaker 2: know to put them on. For a couple of hundred
Speaker 2: dollars forty bucks, Get this A man DM to going,
Speaker 2: does your husband know your and for this amount of money.
Speaker 8: It sounds like a bit of divorce.
Speaker 1: He wants to stick it in somebody silliest stick thirty included.
Speaker 1: That is c There was a golf pro. Within ten
Speaker 1: minutes I saw him come. It was like it wasna boat.
Speaker 2: He didn't know any in that movie on any sort
Speaker 2: of shape. He con believes five of the year. And
Speaker 2: then we had to look at his profile. Guess what
Speaker 2: he does. He's got business selling kill it today and
Speaker 2: now when you talk about this, now I need to
Speaker 2: tell you about something. I'm going to just present the cold,
Speaker 2: hard facts and not show any bias in this. I
Speaker 2: would throw myself to the mercy of this court of you. Three, Okay,
Speaker 2: I asked for a fair trial. If I was a
Speaker 2: biased person, I would say, what's happened to me is
Speaker 2: daylight robbery by my wife. My wife decided to sell
Speaker 2: the Christmas present I got her last year, the agun,
Speaker 2: nice bit of equipment. You know that, that's a theogun.
Speaker 2: She sells it three hundred dollars.
Speaker 8: Oh, done, pretty well there.
Speaker 1: Surely the money should go to me because I brought
Speaker 1: the gift. What do we think?
Speaker 9: No, absolutely not recognized the tradition of this god.
Speaker 1: Buy the gifts, selling making money off my gift.
Speaker 8: That okay, you're both in the wrong, but you're more
Speaker 8: in the wrong. She shouldn't be selling.
Speaker 1: Buy your lady, but nothing to.
Speaker 8: Give money back to the gift.
Speaker 5: Wow, I think it just bitter over the clubs.
Speaker 2: I said to her, what was happening that money? And
Speaker 2: then she just looks at me right in the eye,
Speaker 2: doesn't even blink. It's my gift, there's my money. I
Speaker 2: don't know about you guys, but I was on the
Speaker 2: rope Sie a former lawyer. I'm representing myself in Core.
Speaker 2: I've got rights. Where's my veg You mind? There's no
Speaker 2: legal president here. This is uncharted Waters. There is by
Speaker 2: I've given money to one Myers and so I should
Speaker 2: get the money back.
Speaker 4: You relinquished rights to it in handing it over to Sarah.
Speaker 2: That's the end of your question of morals.
Speaker 9: It is very poor form for her to sell yours money.
Speaker 1: Making money off a gift.
Speaker 5: Maybe says more about Christian's taste.
Speaker 2: The farragun patsy Oh, she asked, yes, no, yeah.
Speaker 8: It still makes it hers. Yeah, it's still her money.
Speaker 8: But she shouldn't.
Speaker 9: She shouldn't be flogging it on marketplace right in front
Speaker 9: of me.
Speaker 1: Right is that?
Speaker 2: She goes, Can you just you know, check? Have you
Speaker 2: got the warranty for it as well?
Speaker 1: So I can get us up?
Speaker 16: Oh?
Speaker 1: Well, have you split it? Life like? I should have
Speaker 1: that money to go towards.
Speaker 2: Buying her a new Christmas tip and it'll probably be
Speaker 2: on marketplace next year.
Speaker 8: You don't want to give her if you just want
Speaker 8: to loan stuff to Sarah.
Speaker 1: It works in fact, most times at Christmases and birthdays,
Speaker 1: two wives you are loaning it to them and then
Speaker 1: it gets to return to the shop.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm looking for your Facebook marketplace stories. It
Speaker 2: is the wild West. It might be the weirdest thing
Speaker 2: that you've seen listed on there. Maybe you've listed a
Speaker 2: weird thing anything to do a Facebook marketplace. Alex has
Speaker 2: got some stories because barely a weekend goes by when
Speaker 2: the clans aren't traveling this great city getting all kinds
Speaker 2: of scrapes on Facebook marketplace already. I can guess it
Speaker 2: didn't fit in the car, or you didn't have the
Speaker 2: right Matt money. Have you got yes to either those two?
Speaker 2: You are scammers. The Collens are scammers.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian, I think it's a future episode of Judge Judy.
Speaker 2: You and Sarah and that money from the thera gun
Speaker 2: you've got it for Christmas. Well, I've just had an
Speaker 2: update from my wife. She sold it to a friend
Speaker 2: of hers yesterday. The friends now seen that for a
Speaker 2: hundred more like Friday especially, you can get them brand
Speaker 2: new with a more recent warranty. She's now in some
Speaker 2: awkward renegotiation.
Speaker 16: With friendld you need to see it, Calmas Sarah.
Speaker 1: Enjoy your dirty gains.
Speaker 2: N Black Friday Now Benny Weekend goes by without the
Speaker 2: Bonnie and Clyde literally actually I just realized that. And
Speaker 2: Clyde Alex's wife. It's called Bonnie. Of them coming in
Speaker 2: from Sydney and ripping off Melbournius. I am actually going
Speaker 2: to take you two down now for current affair. We
Speaker 2: are not scammers, No you are. I mean you get
Speaker 2: someone on Facebook, Michael Blace lowbol I've got the right money,
Speaker 2: make my hand.
Speaker 1: It's a jungle out there. Okay.
Speaker 10: We went to when do we Go Queue East on
Speaker 10: Sunday morning, yesterday morning, and it was an inventor, let
Speaker 10: me tell you, because what we didn't do was measure
Speaker 10: the size of the plans we were buying.
Speaker 1: Read the ads.
Speaker 10: It's or were the dimensions, and they realized the car
Speaker 10: wasn't going to be big enough to house these two
Speaker 10: massive plants.
Speaker 2: A tiny lady once turned up for a three seater
Speaker 2: counch I was selling years ago, and I kept saying
Speaker 2: on the advert, please read the dimensions. Do not turn
Speaker 2: up if your vehicle isn't big enough for this. She
Speaker 2: turns up in a tiny Jimmy geepo. What it was,
Speaker 2: dinky little la boo boo car.
Speaker 1: I'm my god, damn it, damn it. Can you drive it?
Speaker 1: It's so good because so what were you getting? We
Speaker 1: were getting these lady palms?
Speaker 2: And I think that's on special when black front down
Speaker 2: on a sexy land.
Speaker 1: What's a lady palm?
Speaker 10: Lady palm is like a palm. It's like a last
Speaker 10: palm and a massive, big pot plant. Oh yeah, And
Speaker 10: little did we know that they were like from the
Speaker 10: Jurassic period. They were huge, like massive.
Speaker 8: The palms are normally.
Speaker 2: Donates palmless. Do you think it fits in a part
Speaker 2: of your hands?
Speaker 1: No, of course not.
Speaker 10: And we just went hang on, there's no way these
Speaker 10: two things are going in our car. So the poor
Speaker 10: guy is like, what are we going to do? Like
Speaker 10: do we get a van? Do we go and pick
Speaker 10: up the van? We come back. It's like, I tell
Speaker 10: what I'm going to I'm going to put it in
Speaker 10: the back of my ute and I'm going to drive
Speaker 10: them from my place in Q East all the way
Speaker 10: to our place, which was so nice of him to do.
Speaker 5: Did he charge it?
Speaker 2: Well, that's that's someone got someone got calmed.
Speaker 1: Well, he was like game, seas game, what are we
Speaker 1: going to do?
Speaker 12: You're in a bit of a pickle, lady palms and
Speaker 12: you're gonna have to palm me some money bag.
Speaker 10: A stranger in town. So we were like delivery, what's
Speaker 10: that going to cost? And he went fifty bucks. So
Speaker 10: he charged fifty dollars when he took it to our place.
Speaker 10: When he got there though, the stress, the time out
Speaker 10: of his Sunday morning, you tipped him. We tipped him
Speaker 10: and we gave him an extra fifty So one hundred dollars.
Speaker 8: One hundred percent tip. I've never heard Channel seven. Mate,
Speaker 8: this means nothing to me.
Speaker 1: And you've got two jobs deserved.
Speaker 8: One hundred bucks. Then that's not that far from.
Speaker 1: Q to what shifting a plant?
Speaker 9: Yeah, South Melbourne, South Melbourne, that's what twenty minute drive
Speaker 9: twenty five on a Sunday, twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: But these plants were huge. We're worried that it was
Speaker 1: going to go under a twenty dollars a minute. I'm
Speaker 1: knocked off the drug. They got there in one pace
Speaker 1: all as well in the world.
Speaker 2: This isn't the first time you shift and buy a
Speaker 2: lot of stuff on Facebook marketplace, don't you.
Speaker 10: We do it because we're in a new city and
Speaker 10: you know, you go to place like Bunnings, there are
Speaker 10: a lot of money. They cost so much, so you
Speaker 10: go onto the Facebook marketplace and you find some bargains.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you tell me this. Then do you
Speaker 1: get like being an Uber passenger? Right? Do you get rated?
Speaker 8: Yes, there are ratings. Oh, I wonder what alex Is
Speaker 8: rating is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet it's got to be low, isn't it.
Speaker 9: You know Caitlin producer Kaitlin's Uber rating four point twenty five.
Speaker 3: He was that lou.
Speaker 8: I didn't even know it could.
Speaker 1: Go that low. Not surprised. Probably one of those barrack
Speaker 1: seat patches from hell that is low. What's caused that?
Speaker 5: This was from when I was maybe a bit younger.
Speaker 2: So many come on, it's the nicer you are, the
Speaker 2: higher it rises.
Speaker 1: It's recent biased.
Speaker 5: I don't use it now, like rarely do.
Speaker 16: I know when you do? When I'll come back to
Speaker 16: the bar one of my sick.
Speaker 15: Sometimes when you are heading out to wearribe it can
Speaker 15: be a little confusing.
Speaker 8: So I do direct them.
Speaker 4: I do say, hey, they had a way smart light
Speaker 4: satellite guide them in then someone smashed with too much
Speaker 4: shard in the backseat.
Speaker 2: Jim Prosecco books over the edge of the West Gate.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of rating that low.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian talked about Facebook Marketplace trying to sell my mum's
Speaker 2: aged care equipment and marketplace as a nightmare despite being
Speaker 2: in great condition because as a medical aid you're not
Speaker 2: really allowed to sell on there. Now they have these
Speaker 2: AI bots. Hence people get creative with the titles of
Speaker 2: what they're selling to get around the box. So I
Speaker 2: was no longer selling a mobility walker. I was selling
Speaker 2: a seat with wheels.
Speaker 11: Brill.
Speaker 2: That's incredible, Thank you very much for that. All right,
Speaker 2: let's talk Mondays with fame. This is your home for
Speaker 2: your weakest and no claim is ever two week the
Speaker 2: weakest claim to fame, the no.
Speaker 15: Business like show business.
Speaker 1: Oh great great great great uncle Alfred A.
Speaker 18: Gifson, Desert was named after him.
Speaker 19: My mum is cousins with Ben Gillies to Jonathan Silchia got.
Speaker 16: A job on air task d mowing Glenn Robbins's.
Speaker 20: Lawn for the Perafinger concept to a standstill.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's weakest clean to fame.
Speaker 1: All right, no claim to fame is two week? What
Speaker 1: have you got?
Speaker 2: Lines are up at now thirteen fifty five twenty two
Speaker 2: Your week claim to fame?
Speaker 1: First up.
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Christian is a man of a surnage, was the
Speaker 2: urologist in Los Angeles last week International listener on the
Speaker 2: Ihart platform. In the waiter room, I noticed an older
Speaker 2: gentleman that looked vaguely familiar. I didn't spend any more
Speaker 2: time worrying about. Then a nurse appeared and called Thoroughgood,
Speaker 2: George Thoroughgood, the legendary George Thoroughgood from George and the Destroyers.
Speaker 2: Battler bone and hopefully not a bad bone. Hopefully royg
Speaker 2: just gave him between bill of help.
Speaker 1: I hope the doctor did that, but not bad ball,
Speaker 1: clean bit of hell for this Christian.
Speaker 2: I served John Farnham's backing singer Lisa, and sold her
Speaker 2: on iron.
Speaker 1: No one has said nothing.
Speaker 2: Two week that we might now have found the bottle
Speaker 2: of the barrel Christian in the seventies.
Speaker 1: A client that, wow, we could go back to the
Speaker 1: fifty years.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't be a best of four day for seventies. In
Speaker 2: the seventies a client of the law farmer work for
Speaker 2: us sold a property to John Farnham. We can never
Speaker 2: do this feature without at least it's a universal law
Speaker 2: of at least one Farnam or Clenn Robinson.
Speaker 1: I waked a sort of property to John Farnham.
Speaker 2: I had the contract signed by John in my hand
Speaker 2: fifty years on your story, Stu. Here we go, Christian.
Speaker 2: My week is claim to fame? Is my dad's second
Speaker 2: cousin is made to cle Robbins. We're cooking Farnham Robin's.
Speaker 2: It's the mount Rushmore of the week is claim to fame.
Speaker 2: So he's almost literally my uncle Arthur that all right
Speaker 2: lines are open now than your weakest claim to fame.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show Gone podcast.
Speaker 2: Over the weekend. I was in a wine shop I've
Speaker 2: never been in before. As you like, it's a new
Speaker 2: competition my other normber One. The guy has my number.
Speaker 2: He lerts me when my stuff is back in. It's
Speaker 2: like a midle aged dealer to share is back in.
Speaker 1: I'll be there at midnight.
Speaker 2: Meet me around the back anyway, as them chatter's lady,
Speaker 2: she goes, oh my God, I recognize your voice. I
Speaker 2: listened to the show. We then start to want the show.
Speaker 2: She loves this to the show and all of us,
Speaker 2: and she goes to me, do you know what you
Speaker 2: are a funny guy? And I'm not thank you. Then
Speaker 2: she goes, you know, you know, you know you're funny
Speaker 2: like and I'm thinking she's gonna say, like a big comedian.
Speaker 2: She goes, Gary Megan.
Speaker 19: Oh what well? She comedia lovely, God lovely. All the
Speaker 19: ego ball string fell away o Connell. I didn't even
Speaker 19: know whether to say anything, and I went, oh, the
Speaker 19: guy from Muster. She she goes, yeah, Mushi.
Speaker 1: Do you know him?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 1: No, and she goes, oh my god, what I'd love
Speaker 1: to have dinner with you too.
Speaker 2: You know they're talking about your favorite yes and yeah
Speaker 2: Gary to the cook and she was said, yeah, going
Speaker 2: to the cook and funny story.
Speaker 1: The funny stories carried us to cooking. I can't have
Speaker 1: too many.
Speaker 2: Skills in life, Gary, staying catching, Gary, I got this,
Speaker 2: got in that car, and I just was like, Jesus,
Speaker 2: levels of this game. Gary, Gary Meghan's no room free
Speaker 2: in my head, not even.
Speaker 8: Like he's not even really the funny one don't stop.
Speaker 1: She's sweating.
Speaker 2: Here's been a humbling weekend, Rio or a humbling weekend anyway,
Speaker 2: we're looking for your weakens.
Speaker 1: I wish I hadn't said anything.
Speaker 2: Weakest claim to fame maybe she put on the posters
Speaker 2: for the National show.
Speaker 1: If you like Gary Megan patching him on the radio.
Speaker 8: But he can't cook.
Speaker 1: They can't do it.
Speaker 2: So zero's girls set and not even a single threat,
Speaker 2: a non threat, non threads. These days you're up and
Speaker 2: down the dial. There's another show, very threatening, all right?
Speaker 1: Weakest claimed? Uh and.
Speaker 11: Yes, good morning everyone. My weakest claim to fame is
Speaker 11: my auntie Ileane lived in the same grove as jeff
Speaker 11: Lynn from ELO's Mom.
Speaker 1: Great, this is a good one. I love this.
Speaker 2: This is exactly what we did this feature Andy for
Speaker 2: high Water. My high grade claim to fames are that
Speaker 2: I love that. Andy. Thank you very much to give
Speaker 2: us a call. Have a good week, name you too.
Speaker 1: Slam that phone down, Jenny, Good morning, Jenny.
Speaker 20: Good morning Jenny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, great, welcome plus show. And what's your weakest claim
Speaker 2: to fame?
Speaker 20: My weakest claim to fame is ma I work with
Speaker 20: Well my boss is brit Him's worst uncle.
Speaker 9: Oh Wow, there was someone a few years ago. Did
Speaker 9: he also work both hemsworth uncle his body?
Speaker 2: No, this call of John was Chris Hemsworth's boss at
Speaker 2: a glazing company.
Speaker 1: And that's a fire because that's a big, big, big guy.
Speaker 2: Not with those big hands and guns smashing all the glass.
Speaker 2: You know, you can't have thorn installing windows.
Speaker 1: You can't. Plus, he's getting he hasn't.
Speaker 2: Got a normal trade his hammer, he's got that bloody
Speaker 2: eate thoor thing. He's smashing the aluminium frames of the
Speaker 2: Chris you better. Hollywood needs a big lunk like you
Speaker 2: with a giant, oversized hammer.
Speaker 8: What is Chris Hemsworth's uncle, do, Jenny?
Speaker 20: Yeah, he's the most hample sweetest man. He pretty much
Speaker 20: volunteeres his's money, time and life to the community.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 20: Yeah he brought his business is an op shop. We'll
Speaker 20: call it an op shop and all the proceeds go
Speaker 20: to the community.
Speaker 1: What a legend.
Speaker 20: Yeah, I'll look. Can I mentioned his business of work
Speaker 20: because it's resource rescue in.
Speaker 1: Bayswater resource rescue there.
Speaker 20: Every school in Victoria.
Speaker 1: Have a look.
Speaker 20: Look it up and yeah, Peter is his name, and
Speaker 20: he's the most sweetest man ever. He has a photo
Speaker 20: of Thor at the counterbit he turns it around. I
Speaker 20: was cleaning just dusky one day and I turned this
Speaker 20: photo around and there he's in the actual Yeah, he
Speaker 20: turned it back. I don't know, that's our hell yeah,
Speaker 20: a lot of stories. He's shown me some photos that
Speaker 20: I can't I've got one photo on my phone that
Speaker 20: was sent to me and I Yeah. But anyway, Chris
Speaker 20: is a happily married man, and folks, this is really.
Speaker 8: I didn't know he just.
Speaker 6: A married Yeah, all right, yeah, all right, Jenny.
Speaker 2: Natalie, good morning week again. Hey Natalie, welcome to the
Speaker 2: weakest claim to fame.
Speaker 18: Thank you very much. My weakest claim to fame is
Speaker 18: my girlfriend is friends with Daisy Ridley's sister from Star Wars.
Speaker 1: Oh she was Ray in Force Awakens and the other two.
Speaker 18: Yeah yeah, yeah, yep.
Speaker 1: So your friends with her sister?
Speaker 18: So no, So my girlfriend is friends with Daisy Ridley's sister,
Speaker 18: and Poppy lives in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Daisy Ridley's sister lives here in Melbourne.
Speaker 8: Yes, and she's happily married.
Speaker 1: She's happily married.
Speaker 18: She's pregnant. I'm not sure what's going on, man, So.
Speaker 1: Much gossip on today. All right, Natty, thank you very
Speaker 1: much for giving us a call. Wow, that was a
Speaker 1: testy old edition this week.
Speaker 2: On the weakest claim to the thing that's staying with
Speaker 2: me is the photo facing the wars your why have
Speaker 2: the photo?
Speaker 1: It's facing the wall anyway, some questions can't be fully
Speaker 1: answered in life.
Speaker 2: We got coming up next to their misheard lyrics and
Speaker 2: the final spot in the back It Up Cup.
Speaker 3: A Christian o'connells show, go on podcast.
Speaker 2: Time for the day's time wasters coming up in half
Speaker 2: an hour's time of your chance to win tickets for
Speaker 2: the Australian Open. Every Monday we have the home of
Speaker 2: your mishurd lyrics. Thank you very much to every single day,
Speaker 2: seven days a week, all day long, we get emails
Speaker 2: for your misheard lyrics.
Speaker 1: If you've never heard it before, this is how works.
Speaker 10: It's just another misheard Maday Christian O'Connell's miss lyrics.
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes you're hearing a song and you're familiar
Speaker 2: with it, then suddenly a line reveals itself, or often
Speaker 2: you start singing the wrong line or what you thought
Speaker 2: the line was, and someone said, I don't think that's
Speaker 2: what they're saying. This is what this feature is all about.
Speaker 2: So when we play about your misshard lyrics, if we
Speaker 2: agree with what you think, you're mishearing.
Speaker 1: If we don't hear it.
Speaker 2: And for the great ones, last week we had two
Speaker 2: Hall of Famous Rose for this one by Sea Unstoppable,
Speaker 2: I'm a Butcher with No Braids. Phil had this mighty
Speaker 2: one from Jerrol thug Lovin. I know you're getting bored
Speaker 2: dealing with Phil's still good, all right, brand new ones.
Speaker 2: We've got Sash Wondy one direction up all night. Katy
Speaker 2: Perry's on replay. She's on replay, Katy Perry plane or
Speaker 2: is it Casey Perry's on a plane. She's on a plane.
Speaker 20: A plane's.
Speaker 2: Nicky living on a prayer bon Jovi. It doesn't make
Speaker 2: a difference if we make it or not. I have
Speaker 2: to be honest. Nicky's miss here is what I actually
Speaker 2: thought the song said. I actually thought he's been saying
Speaker 2: it doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not,
Speaker 2: as in he just loves her close or let's.
Speaker 1: Not even get into that. But if it happens, he's not.
Speaker 2: I always thought that it doesn't make a difference if
Speaker 2: we're naked or not?
Speaker 1: It is really so naked.
Speaker 2: He's talking nudity and you know he's lying.
Speaker 17: Yeah, especially Bond, Yes, Nicky, Timstance, Paul of Favor, Brenton,
Speaker 17: great name, Brenton.
Speaker 1: You've been listening to Brian McFadden.
Speaker 8: Bred Brinton doesn't sound like a name that would listen to.
Speaker 12: Brian McFadden. Who is What is his name? Give me
Speaker 12: a name? He'll be jamming Brian McFadden tunes anyway, just
Speaker 12: from the song just say so?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, anyone just say so? Or is he saying
Speaker 2: potato now? He is Irish? We do love a spud?
Speaker 1: Yes, well, I'm.
Speaker 2: Brenton Tistance Paul of Favor, Chris, Jep's got this heavy
Speaker 2: weather by the Rubens. The darkness is coming, Darkness is coming?
Speaker 2: Or is it something completely different?
Speaker 1: It's slow. It's a tortoise is coming.
Speaker 8: Darkness is coming. Brilliant.
Speaker 2: That's incredible, incredible, spot dot dog.
Speaker 3: Darkness is coming.
Speaker 2: Chris coming in a Hall of Famer, awaits you in
Speaker 2: Hall of Favor once more.
Speaker 1: A tortoise is coming.
Speaker 3: Darkness is coming.
Speaker 2: He's really enunciating it clearly. List into four parts. Jenny's
Speaker 2: been listening to the Beastie Boys, shake your rum. Beastie Boys,
Speaker 2: shake Joe. Or has someone got one of those electric
Speaker 2: vacuums for the house?
Speaker 13: Chick r rumber shake Joe. Yeah, that bagne's empty. Chick
Speaker 13: car rumber shake Joe.
Speaker 2: I love it, Danny of favor, Now this is a
Speaker 2: classic one. When we first started this feature, one of
Speaker 2: the early ones was cold Chisel and cheap Wine and
Speaker 2: a three day growth, with a lot of people mishard
Speaker 2: as cheap wine and a three legged goat. This classic
Speaker 2: still get emails weekly involved in that one. Now someone's
Speaker 2: got a new one, same line. But Chris thinks it's
Speaker 2: cheap wine and a free diet coke.
Speaker 1: I think it's still there. I think it's a three
Speaker 1: legged goat.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I only hear the three legged goats all right.
Speaker 2: So when you miss here and Eric, email me Christian
Speaker 2: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: This Wednesday, it is on. It is so on.
Speaker 2: Patsy versus you versus reversing into a parking bay. Here
Speaker 2: live in the car party of Gold FM.
Speaker 4: Have you yeah in my local supermarket car part for
Speaker 4: everyone of the super and this came from Patsy saying,
Speaker 4: how irritating it is waiting for an able to reverse
Speaker 4: into spot.
Speaker 1: And it's real quick. At the weekends, no one does
Speaker 1: their show on the week like thing in the morning.
Speaker 5: There is no one.
Speaker 2: Christian husband in his floral jacket just stopping guys, hang
Speaker 2: on it go again. He's got like a stop watch.
Speaker 5: I can even do it with one arm, like one arm.
Speaker 1: Backup, So you're really good to go.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, I'm born ready.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is the spirit.
Speaker 2: So last week on the show, we were we were
Speaker 2: talking perhaps he was saying how she finds very irritating
Speaker 2: when people take ages reversing into a parking spot right
Speaker 2: and parents. She said when a lot of people were
Speaker 2: then saying they do this, they just think that people
Speaker 2: that don't like it just can't do it. Patsy then
Speaker 2: said she would go up against anybody. And so I've
Speaker 2: created the inaugural, the first ever back It Up Cup.
Speaker 21: But it's gonna hate hate, hate, hate hate. So you
Speaker 21: better hurry up, Bend Park, Park Park, so that you
Speaker 21: can take her role at the back it Up.
Speaker 8: Back It Up.
Speaker 14: Up?
Speaker 1: One last spot remains now claim it's.
Speaker 2: Thirteen fifty five twenty two so far.
Speaker 1: It's strong. Competition is strong. They're coming for the spot.
Speaker 15: It's Jane here, Hey, pats I'm coming to smash out
Speaker 15: the Backup Cup. It's not my first winning Manafara. I
Speaker 15: placed four out of eight events last October and this
Speaker 15: one's right up my alley, So prepare yourselves. Tina can
Speaker 15: give you the right spelling for the trophy and I'll
Speaker 15: see you next week.
Speaker 11: Bye.
Speaker 1: Overly confident, i'd say she competes in full drive. You're
Speaker 1: going to get smashed.
Speaker 8: It's sack. It's the professional.
Speaker 5: Well, we'll get in my head and say I'm going.
Speaker 8: To get smashed.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm in your head. I'm in your head
Speaker 2: right now when you're ketchen. I made myself a sandwich,
Speaker 2: but my feet, I'm on your table.
Speaker 1: No no, no, I'm go and get me out a
Speaker 1: venture sandwich. And that's also Penelope.
Speaker 20: Hey, Patsy, it's Penelope here.
Speaker 15: I'm going to win in my reverse challenge because.
Speaker 7: You know what, it's my biggest flex reversing.
Speaker 18: Taking guys out on days and say, hey watch this
Speaker 18: baby straight in one.
Speaker 8: I love it.
Speaker 1: That's so great.
Speaker 2: So we got Jane and we got Penelope one last
Speaker 2: spot remains. It's happening this Wednesday live for the gold
Speaker 2: of m Car Park.
Speaker 1: Just down the.
Speaker 2: Side of the building, preto much have said to you
Speaker 2: eight times down the side of the building to me today,
Speaker 2: like you might want to just excite the listeners by
Speaker 2: saying down the side of the building, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: a little side action this Wednesday on the show. Now,
Speaker 2: the other thing I want to have, just so it
Speaker 2: looks good for the grams, for the facebooks, for the tops. Okay,
Speaker 2: the kids love it, yeah they do. That's our audience.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go viral this Wednesday. Back it up, Cup,
Speaker 2: Back it up, Cup. I want to have mannekins okay, yep,
Speaker 2: right suddenly perhapsy comes into she's smashing.
Speaker 8: People over yes, yeah yeah, realistic.
Speaker 1: Now sounding the team.
Speaker 2: I haven't able to find any Annequins so far. You
Speaker 2: also told me the expensive. But the other thought is
Speaker 2: what about those inflatable dolls.
Speaker 1: From Mom, you know, from yeah.
Speaker 2: The Black Friday sales on the Foo Food Marie or
Speaker 2: whatever they're called. Cayle could just blow those up that building.
Speaker 2: Nothing dodgy here having a con faced with marketplaces like
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Speaker 8: I think Carl and Jack, have something that we can borrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so if you want to take part
Speaker 2: this Wednesday a one undone hero did I mention? One
Speaker 2: thousand dollars goes to the winner?
Speaker 4: No, you didn't, but that's fantastic, a thousand bucks.
Speaker 2: I was telling my wife, this is at a by
Speaker 2: the way, you know we've got a thousand dollars. She goes, Wait, conpaps,
Speaker 2: I guess such. Yeah, we never thought week we don't
Speaker 2: need to worry about that.
Speaker 1: It ain't it ain't got out of my head. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It is not going in house the money.
Speaker 8: It's me just back way be paying out.
Speaker 2: This week's let's start. Let's start taking some odds tomorrow. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: let's open up a book. I'm telling you now with
Speaker 2: Navarro Navara Jane, that's the face. Yet she did a
Speaker 2: balance spain the other weekend on a four wheel drive
Speaker 2: show Strong sledgend game.
Speaker 5: There I show reverse park and you will see get.
Speaker 2: Our money ready money ready, money ready, money ready?
Speaker 1: All right, so calling now one last spot.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Just walk past Patsy's desk. How to park in reverse
Speaker 1: in five simple steps.
Speaker 2: Step one mind a place where your car will someone
Speaker 2: wants a ligne the side view mirror with the line of.
Speaker 1: Pay.
Speaker 2: Is time for us to fill the last spot in
Speaker 2: this Wednesdays down the side of the building.
Speaker 1: Back it up, cupnat Hey, Hey, hey, hey, so you.
Speaker 21: Better hurry up bend park park. Till you did, you
Speaker 21: can take her role at the up up.
Speaker 2: One last spot remains, so it could be you Wayne.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Wayne, Welcome to the show. Met Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 2: Hey joing mate, I'm good so chancy about your form here?
Speaker 1: Performing under pressure?
Speaker 7: Yeah, performing under pressure. I wanted to reverse and reverse
Speaker 7: park when I was a ten year oldies to back
Speaker 7: the caravan for my father down at the caravan park.
Speaker 7: I've taught my lovely daughters, my nieces all had to
Speaker 7: drive had a reverse park. I talt with my eyes
Speaker 7: shut almost I can do one handed, no camera mirrors
Speaker 7: only Patsy's just me.
Speaker 1: He's just coming and he's just changed the game with that.
Speaker 4: When I was driving at eight, I drive had on
Speaker 4: the family farm.
Speaker 1: And he goes. Patsy comes in with eight eight Wayne,
Speaker 1: I reverse out of my mother's womb.
Speaker 5: So we will say.
Speaker 7: I'll bring my Studard Baker I'll bring a fifty nine
Speaker 7: Studa baby I love, and let really see how it goes.
Speaker 5: What do we stick shift? What are we talking?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 7: No, it's an automatic, but it's a left hand drive,
Speaker 7: so you know, if you really think you can reverse,
Speaker 7: let's take something with no tel spheering in.
Speaker 2: Wow age of ten and a caravan as well.
Speaker 7: Yep, Wayne, you know I've got to represent the men here, Christian.
Speaker 1: You're right, you're right. It's where that phrase ever said. Wayne.
Speaker 2: Come on down to the side of the building. Wayne,
Speaker 2: We'll see you wednesday. You're in, all right, all right, Okay,
Speaker 2: this is strong strong field battle the Sex is never
Speaker 2: very strong field, very very strong field. One thousand dollars
Speaker 2: up for grabs, but it's more than that.
Speaker 1: Now pride is on the line.
Speaker 2: Someone's as saying, Christian, obviously they're going to be reversing
Speaker 2: into this parking spot. You're talking about blow up dolls
Speaker 2: and listen, just you know we'f you're trying to find
Speaker 2: Annekins this.
Speaker 1: You've got to be creative in this job.
Speaker 2: What about your contact a local Lamborghidia dealership.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've got loads of those in my number. And
Speaker 1: get a Lambo either side.
Speaker 11: Or that.
Speaker 5: Would tick that off.
Speaker 1: You sound worried.
Speaker 8: Are you going to scrape it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You know if you scrape you're going to pay
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 8: You break it, you buy it.
Speaker 2: So, if there's any Lambo dealerships or Porsche dealerships listening,
Speaker 2: can we have two of your cars for Wednesday?
Speaker 1: They may be damaged? Anyone calling it? Anyone Hello?
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Speaker 1: I might now black?
Speaker 19: You're still going to take your call for me?
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Speaker 1: All right, who's best in show? Catta tooy, Joe, You're
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