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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast, Why did you knock on your

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Speaker 1: neighbour's door?

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Speaker 2: Christian, we still live next door to our neighbors. To

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Speaker 2: get that bit great start to your email sets up

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Speaker 2: well hard to knock on? Oh, we don't have any neighbors.

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Speaker 2: My husband happened to be at home when I was

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Speaker 2: at work when our neighbor knocked on the door, arriving

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Speaker 2: naked with only a small hand towel around his privates.

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Speaker 2: He told my husband he'd locked himself out of the

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Speaker 2: house and his wife had taken the spare key from

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Speaker 2: their secret hiding place. He asked my husband if he

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Speaker 2: could lend him some clothes and then drive him to

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Speaker 2: his dad's house to retrieve the backup keys. My husband

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Speaker 2: had to lend him some clothes they didn't fit, and

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Speaker 2: then they had an all could drive with this guy

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Speaker 2: to his dad's house to get the keys. That's rough

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Speaker 2: on merclean, Christian. I once lived in a flat where

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Speaker 2: you could hear the next door very very clearly. One

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Speaker 2: day his alarm goes off at five and it doesn't

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Speaker 2: stop for an hour or so. This went on for

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Speaker 2: four or five days. Same time I realized he was

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Speaker 2: obviously away. It was driving me nuts as I work

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Speaker 2: to night. After a fifth morning being woken up at

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Speaker 2: stupid o'clock, I jumped over the fence broke into the

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Speaker 2: back of his house to turn the alarm off. All

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Speaker 2: was good until two weeks later the guy got robbed

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Speaker 2: and the police went there checking for fingerprints and entry points.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I have no criminal history and nothing to

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Speaker 2: worry about, but I'm still very nervous. For a couple

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Speaker 2: of days, no one came knocking on my door. That's unbelieval. Leah, Well, I.

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Speaker 1: Knocked on my neighbor's door because my husband had a

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Speaker 1: severe cooking accident. What had happened was he was keen,

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Speaker 1: absolutely cooked this most amazing curry in a crock potokooker yep.

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Speaker 1: So he was going between one bench to the other

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Speaker 1: with the ceramic base and it burst and curry went everywhere,

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Speaker 1: the crop pot went everywhere, and if you can imagine.

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Speaker 2: The spices in his in any human, it would have

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Speaker 2: done that with his backside the walls.

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Speaker 1: Like the road runner. Because he started to run as

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Speaker 1: on the curry and everything hit the floor. I was laughing,

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Speaker 1: and he slipped over until he landed on the crop

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Speaker 1: pot and a bit went in his leg and he's

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Speaker 1: telling me to pull it out, it out, and I

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Speaker 1: went it was and I went as white as a ghost.

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Speaker 1: And when I need dettole and went across to my

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Speaker 1: neighbors knocked on the door. Was the ghost said, I

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Speaker 1: need debtole.

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Speaker 2: But did he get out of his leg?

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Speaker 1: Yes, my friend the neighbor and him pulled it out

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Speaker 1: of his legs because he didn't want to go into

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Speaker 1: hospital on Saturday night. And then he went to the

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Speaker 1: doctors the next day and had about eight stitches.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. His story. Yeah, okay, have a

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Speaker 2: nice weekend, Laura, guys, are you going We're good? Laura?

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Speaker 2: Why did you knock any neighbor's door?

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Speaker 3: All right? So, hubby or are you going to work?

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Speaker 1: And I was just in.

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Speaker 3: We've got a home gym. And I just ordered this

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Speaker 3: massive weightlifting belt, thickest lever you could ever imagine. I

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Speaker 3: had it all done up of powerlifting. I was doing

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Speaker 3: great until I had to take it off and I

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Speaker 3: could not get this belt undone.

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Speaker 2: And I know those big, those big sordid leather ones

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Speaker 2: with that and you sent it around your waist. Don't

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Speaker 2: need to protect yourself of your powerlifting.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, So I got my kids, and my kids

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Speaker 3: were getting into it. They couldn't do anything, yeah, pretty much.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, can I go and ask them?

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, they're in their sixties. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: this is going to be so embarrassing. So I knocked

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Speaker 3: on the door with this giant belt on and I

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Speaker 3: was like, I'm stuck in my weightlifting belt. Is there

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Speaker 3: any way you guys could help me get out of it.

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Speaker 3: The wife just turned around wetting herself, and then her

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Speaker 3: husband had to get right in there. So we got

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Speaker 3: pretty much I'm close and personal, and he got right

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Speaker 3: in there, Dougie's elbows in and he eventually.

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Speaker 1: Got it off.

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Speaker 3: But I tell you we got to know each other

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Speaker 3: very well.

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Speaker 2: That day. I wonder, have you still got the belt?

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Speaker 3: What did you? I do still have the belt hanging

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Speaker 3: up right in front of me.

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Speaker 2: Laura, thank you very much. You really made us laugh.

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Speaker 2: You have a great weekend, you two guys.

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