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Speaker 1: Well, and what do your podcast? Minnie? I want to

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Speaker 1: tell you a yarn. There's some people here. Would he

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Speaker 1: nae this yarn if you're as old as me? Anyhow,

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Speaker 1: I had this barbecue at my house years ago and

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Speaker 1: had all these people came around and we had a ball.

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Speaker 1: We were all pissed and broken, but we had a

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Speaker 1: great time. So it was daylight, so we were walking

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Speaker 1: around the house looking for this made of airs. I

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Speaker 1: can't mention any names, but she's in the first name

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Speaker 1: now and honestly you probably remember. So I kept walking

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Speaker 1: around the house. Anyhow, I went over to my lemonary.

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Speaker 1: I had a lemon tree in the corner of my yard. Anyhow,

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Speaker 1: I saw them juicy fruit under my lemon tree, So

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Speaker 1: I said, what the hell's going on? He jumped up,

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Speaker 1: picked up his dacks. He wasn't even fucking invited, and

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Speaker 1: he took off up the lawn and jumped the fence

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Speaker 1: and took off there. Probably people already remember this. Any hair,

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Speaker 1: she was there, this woman, and you won't believe it.

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Speaker 1: They killed the lemon tree. It died. This is a

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Speaker 1: true story, and unfair to incon it died. It honestly died.

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Speaker 1: But anyhow, I've never got another one. I can't stand

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Speaker 1: lemons this. They came out from Brisbane to take all

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Speaker 1: these kids, these city kids out on a farm here.

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Speaker 1: So you know they'd never been on a farm before,

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Speaker 1: or never been west before, so they took him out

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Speaker 1: on this farm. What sounds did you hear on the

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Speaker 1: farm yesterday? Dicky put his hand up and he said oooh.

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Speaker 1: She said very good, Dickie, and then would he put

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Speaker 1: his hand up and said back, very good. And then

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Speaker 1: Will said, Ribert, Ribert, Ribert, very good. And then little

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Speaker 1: Johnny's put his hand up and Holly said, what sounds

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Speaker 1: did you hear yesterday? Jolly Johnny? And he said, get

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Speaker 1: off the fucking tractor.

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Speaker 2: Yes, dude, yes, yes.

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Speaker 1: So when I was growing up at Daron Vaale, I

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Speaker 1: took this maid of mine out, Sheila, for the weekend.

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Speaker 1: We were out of the shear and shed. They said

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Speaker 1: you've got to go over to the kitchen and you've

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Speaker 1: got to walk about a mile and a half up

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Speaker 1: the frog and toad where Ashton was pushing scrub. She

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Speaker 1: got halfway over and she said I wanted tom tit

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Speaker 1: she wanted I said, what she's I said, we'll get

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Speaker 1: behind the tree there. So I thought I loved Ashton

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Speaker 1: so much. We were good baites, and I thought, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to get this bastard. She did the tom tit

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Speaker 1: behind this tree, and I got the sandwich and got

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Speaker 1: a stick and knocked all the salad and meat off

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Speaker 1: it and everything. This is a true story. So I

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Speaker 1: got this stick and grabbed her pup. Thank god it

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Speaker 1: wasn't running, but it was.

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Speaker 2: A little bit.

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Speaker 1: Did put this in the samewich and rolled it back up.

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Speaker 1: So he went out to Ashton on the tractor and

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Speaker 1: he jumped off the tractor as you could imagine, pushing scrub,

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Speaker 1: and he said, Jesus, you good kids. He brought me lunch, mate,

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Speaker 1: we brought you lunch. So he jumped off the tractor

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Speaker 1: and got the water bag and filled his mug up

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Speaker 1: with water and sat down beside the tractor and Sheila

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Speaker 1: ship in a pin well, and he got the sandwich

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Speaker 1: and bit into it, and the flew out. Of all

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Speaker 1: this is true, he said, you bust. And I said

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Speaker 1: to Sheila run anyhow, have I got to keep gum.

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Speaker 1: Johnny came up the street one day past the Hot

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Speaker 1: Charlibal Hotel and some of them are standing out the

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Speaker 1: front and said, what are you doing? Johnny? He was

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Speaker 1: dragging this chicken wire along. He said, what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: He said, I'm going to get some chicken. Hey, are

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Speaker 1: you going to get chicken with that wire? He said, oh,

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Speaker 1: get him. That afternoon he came back past the pub

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Speaker 1: and he had ten chicken with him. He said, how'd

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Speaker 1: you do that? He said, not a problem. How you

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Speaker 1: stuffed this blake. The next day he came along with

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Speaker 1: this duck tabe. He said, what are you doing today, Johnny?

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Speaker 1: He said, I'm going to get some ducks radio. So

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Speaker 1: that afternoon he comes back and he's got twenty ducks.

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Speaker 1: So the next day they came up the with this

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Speaker 1: beautiful bunch of flowers and this guy said, I can't

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Speaker 1: say no. He said, what have you got there, Johnny?

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Speaker 1: He said, I've got pussy willow. And this blake said, oh,

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Speaker 1: wait there, Johnny, I'm going with.

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