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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: So, as I said, I've got a story about undies.

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Speaker 2: But I think this is a universal story. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: don't know if it is for guys, but I'll tell

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Speaker 2: you the story and see if you think you can

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Speaker 2: related area undies. It's not saucy undies. You tuned out.

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Speaker 1: I can't have you know. But when you I'm a guy,

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Speaker 1: when you hear a woman talking about undies, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, this is a story of very functional underpants. What

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Speaker 2: ever starts with that? Sometimes functional underpants.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes when you write and as a motorcyclist, observers and

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Speaker 1: like you're going behy the bus and you get a

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Speaker 1: great undiad, you know, ladies underad and you go, oh,

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Speaker 1: this is a good bust. And then you'll get like

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Speaker 1: a sensible undiad and then you've got to follow that

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Speaker 1: across the Harbor Bridge because you're in the bus lane.

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Speaker 1: Well I don't want that. Well that's what I wanted

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Speaker 1: my advertisement.

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Speaker 2: Let me just tell you this story, and I think

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Speaker 2: other people might be able to relate. So I walk

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Speaker 2: with my friend Anita every Saturday and Sunday morning with

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Speaker 2: the dog. We meet up at seven o'clock and I

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Speaker 2: was walking with her on Saturday. My undy's just falling down.

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Speaker 2: I just wheaking them up, constantly walking them up. I said, look,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I've just worn bad undies. The elastic's gone.

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Speaker 2: They're those sort of pair that you should have chucked

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Speaker 2: out ages ago. And she said she had a similar pair,

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Speaker 2: and we compared notes, and it's the same cycle. Let

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Speaker 2: me talk you through how the cycle happens. You have

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Speaker 2: a bad pair of undies where the elastic is no

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Speaker 2: longer functional, but you put them on forgetting that they're

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Speaker 2: those undies, and you wear them and you go, oh,

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Speaker 2: that's right, these are the falling down underpants, and then

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Speaker 2: you vow that the minute you get home you chuck

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Speaker 2: them out. But I don't want to put soiled undies

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Speaker 2: in the bin, so they ended up. You cannot use

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Speaker 2: the words soil. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It just feels anyway.

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Speaker 2: I know, well anyway that somehow they end up in

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Speaker 2: the wash, and so then there they are in the

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Speaker 2: undie draw clean. I think, I don't want to waste

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Speaker 2: a clean pair of undies. So you put them on,

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Speaker 2: thinking I'll pop these on and then at the end

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Speaker 2: of today then I'll chuck them out.

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Speaker 1: But it goes back into the wash.

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Speaker 2: So the cycle continues. Do you relate to this?

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Speaker 1: I do. It's a circle of life. And those undies

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Speaker 1: get more worn more than any other.

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Speaker 2: They are the ones, it seemed to be, at the

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Speaker 2: top of the pile that you wear again and again,

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Speaker 2: whereas the slightly tighter other ones stay at the bottom

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Speaker 2: of the pile. The loose, elastic undies get a very

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Speaker 2: good run.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we see a musical about this?

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Speaker 2: Why don't we this? Why don't we see a podcast?

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Speaker 2: A mere Friedman podcasts about this? This is the stuff

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Speaker 2: of life. So every weekend I walk with Anita and

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Speaker 2: I hyke up the undies and I go, sorry, it's

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Speaker 2: those again. Yeah, there it is.

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Speaker 1: I'll be looking out for you walking along the.

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Speaker 2: Poking up the undies. Yeah, and you say, I'm not

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Speaker 2: that bear. Again sorry.

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, the good undies they never see the light of down.

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Speaker 1: They sit up at the back of the cupboard. There

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Speaker 1: they sit up the back that's waiting for their time.

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Speaker 1: And Amanda morning as um