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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda's Over the holidays, I just decided that

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Speaker 1: I was not going to do social media or look

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Speaker 1: at social media, and just you know, sometimes you got

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Speaker 1: to take a break, of course, your.

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Speaker 2: Brain and a mental health break because the news has

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Speaker 2: been so distressing of late. Occasionally you need to just

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Speaker 2: step back, which is what you did.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's been good for me. I did catch

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Speaker 1: up on the ACA story about the landlord that set

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Speaker 1: up a tent in his Tis tenants backyard.

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Speaker 2: As girl, you're not doing a wee wee next to

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Speaker 2: the teeth, are you.

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Speaker 1: That's the only story I caught up with him. Holidays,

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Speaker 1: So lucky you're here.

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Speaker 2: Well, I've got some very important stories you may have missed.

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Speaker 2: This is one just from last week. You know the

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Speaker 2: actor Armie Hammer, Yes, yes, Lone Ranger Lone Ranger Man

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Speaker 2: from Uncle which I saw him.

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Speaker 1: He's a nice fellow, lovely fella.

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Speaker 2: But people now think he's a cannibal.

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Speaker 1: Go on.

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Speaker 2: Well, a woman has released some of the screen shots

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Speaker 2: she took of conversations she's had with him and texts

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Speaker 2: and things like that he professes a desire to bite

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Speaker 2: pieces off her and eat her heart. In another he says,

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Speaker 2: I'm one hundred percent cannibal, So I wonder where they

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Speaker 2: get this idea from. He says, I want to eat you.

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Speaker 2: It's scary. I've never admitted that before. And he said

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Speaker 2: he wanted to at one point chop off a little

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Speaker 2: toe and just keep it in his pocket, carried around.

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Speaker 2: And one of his other girlfriend said, he just likes

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Speaker 2: a sensation of like skin between his teeth, and all

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Speaker 2: his social media posted things like pigs heads and stuff

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Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, Arnie, so people are now going, we

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Speaker 2: thought you're attractive, and now I'm not so sure.

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Speaker 1: Actually know it's army, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: Army Armie hammer. So that's he's dealing with that at

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Speaker 2: the moment. He's also going through a divorce.

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Speaker 1: Hang on, he's dealing with that.

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Speaker 2: He's dealing with the social media fallout.

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Speaker 1: So he's going through a divorce.

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Speaker 2: He's going through a divorce and his wife have said

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Speaker 2: this is a this is news to me. And he

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Speaker 2: looks down at her missing leg and he's just wiping

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Speaker 2: the side of his mouth.

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Speaker 1: She's lying on the father beams, she's like on the sunbed,

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Speaker 1: and she suddenly turns into a giant plake Warner Brothers.

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Speaker 2: Well, these were texts and things he sent to another

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Speaker 2: woman women, aren't they just so if someone's obsessed with barbecuing,

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Speaker 2: look more deeply, I reckon. You may have missed the

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Speaker 2: story where Courtney Kardashian has shared an article about being

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Speaker 2: auto sexual, referencing that she's sexually attracted to her self.

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Speaker 2: Hands up, who surprise, no one? What about this story?

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Speaker 2: This is weird? I saw parts of this story last year,

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Speaker 2: but there's a follow up. This is a big Russian

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Speaker 2: bodybuilder and he's from Kazakhstan and he married his sex doll, Margot,

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Speaker 2: but in a ceremony last November. Have a look at

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Speaker 2: the doll. I mean, you know, she's very pneumatic, yes,

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Speaker 2: very realistic and very stereotypical of what someone would want

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Speaker 2: if they could custom make a woman who's not a

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Speaker 2: real woman.

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Speaker 1: Don't you think if you're going to get a.

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Speaker 2: Sex librarian with hairy legs.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, you're not gonna some, you know.

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Speaker 2: Some normal person, You're not going to get one that

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Speaker 2: looks like your actual wife exactly. So he got married

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Speaker 2: to her last November, but just days before Christmas, she

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Speaker 2: broke and she had to be repaired he doesn't like

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Speaker 2: fake food. While she was being repaired, he apparently cheated

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Speaker 2: on her with a small silver object. There's a photo

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Speaker 2: of him in his undies touching what looks like a

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Speaker 2: knobbly vase, and this speculation that he's cheating on Margot

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Speaker 2: with a vase and he.

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Speaker 1: Watched him when he gets down to bed, bathroom beyond.

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Speaker 2: He has said that he's missing her obviously, while she's

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Speaker 2: being repaired. After the wedding, he decided to show her

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Speaker 2: less to people, and she's he's forbidden her from Instagram

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Speaker 2: and meanwhile taking up with the vase. But how about

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Speaker 2: this story? This one got I'm surprised you missed this one.

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Speaker 2: There's a new kids show in Denmark. It's aimed for

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Speaker 2: children between four and eight. But it's about a man

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Speaker 2: with an outrageously large and misbehaving penis, right, and he

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Speaker 2: does the best he can. Is well intentioned to control

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Speaker 2: his genitals, but they do get him into trouble. Of course,

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Speaker 2: he for but the penis can transform into a helicopter.

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Speaker 2: It helped him tame a lion. It was capable of

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Speaker 2: stealing an ice cream from a child. Child's of therapy

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Speaker 2: for the rest of their life. Do you want to

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Speaker 2: hit the theme song?

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Speaker 3: Sure goes like this, that's the song in Danish.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit rusty.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you the translation. John Dilloman, John Dilloman. He

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Speaker 2: has the world's longest Diloman. There's nothing he can do

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Speaker 2: with it. He can swing it around, he can get

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Speaker 2: a little embarrassed. He can save almost the whole world

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Speaker 2: if he'd been allowed. John Diloman, John Diloman, John Dilloman, Ricky.

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Speaker 1: Ricky Riggy, how's that go again with his ten foot

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Speaker 1: Dicky shouted to the lady next door. Yeah, she thought

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Speaker 1: it was a snake, right, hit it with a rate.

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Speaker 1: Now it's only four foot four.

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Speaker 2: Why haven't I seen that show?

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Speaker 1: Four foot four? It's still quite the Dickey.

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Speaker 2: Sign me up, I'm in.

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Speaker 1: Was Armie Hammer say it's too much.

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Speaker 2: He eats his nails and just keeps going.

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Speaker 1: And what about Trump?

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Speaker 2: Look, no, that's the big news. This was This was

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Speaker 2: the small juicy bits.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Jonesy and Amanda's sa