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Speaker 1: Podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now, hey, we're talking now about the story you are

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Speaker 2: not allowed to bring up about.

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Speaker 3: Someone can remain anonymous.

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Speaker 4: By the way, if in an extra blanket of security

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Speaker 4: you're worried about the person you're telling the story about.

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Speaker 3: Well played, well played, we will provide the blanket.

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Speaker 4: Um.

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Speaker 2: The reason I'm talking about it, the reason I'm talking

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Speaker 2: about is because Tony Jens Sports reported dude, you know him,

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Speaker 2: he was on the news. This is a long time ago,

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Speaker 2: and basically he went to go and give beck Judd

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Speaker 2: a kiss. It was a farewell show before she went

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Speaker 2: on maternity leave, and he learned him to give a kiss.

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Speaker 2: And Beck Judd, in truly phenomenal form, just balked the

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Speaker 2: kiss live on TV. It's very visual, obviously, but I

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Speaker 2: think you'll hear in this grab here the moment that

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Speaker 2: Beck Judd pulls away from the kiss. Everyone in the

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Speaker 2: news room sends much love and unless.

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Speaker 4: You or to wish me like I'm going to need it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'll tell you. The Carlton supporters are very excited.

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Speaker 4: Exactly.

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Speaker 3: Okay, No, it didn't Tony.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, on the weekend, It's only Sunday footy show, and

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Speaker 2: they kept playing that footage, and he actually stormed off

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Speaker 2: set because he's banned them from bringing up that story.

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Speaker 2: So that's why we're talking about it on the topic.

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Speaker 2: I gave my mum a chance to call up and

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Speaker 2: stop me from telling this story.

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Speaker 3: What is this about?

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Speaker 2: So last Christmas? She loves the Spanish Merry Christmas. Have

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Speaker 2: we got that one there? It's just Spain at our

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Speaker 2: household of Christmas? So Mom just plays that on repeat.

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Speaker 2: And anyway, she got to be excited on Christmas Eve

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Speaker 2: and she came out of the house with that song playing.

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Speaker 2: She had a couple of champagnes and she fell backwards

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Speaker 2: and fell into the garden.

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Speaker 3: Truly phenomenal to tell that story. No, I am not

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Speaker 3: going to get in a lot of trouble.

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Speaker 4: Is something to do with your family and and ending

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Speaker 4: up in trees and stuff. But you've got a story

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Speaker 4: about the Queensland Jungle which has come a few times

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Speaker 4: on this show, which I'm not allowed to tell.

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Speaker 3: No, I've missed that. I've missed that.

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Speaker 4: You've missed the story.

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Speaker 3: I can retell it if you like.

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Speaker 4: No, we're not going to retell that story involves you

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Speaker 4: the Queensland Jungle.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, do you want to keep going? No,

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Speaker 3: I definitely do not.

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Speaker 2: Wow, mister or missus Anonymous, what's the story you're not

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Speaker 2: allowed to bring up?

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Speaker 5: How are you boys? He was good today?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we very well. Thank you very much for asking

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Speaker 3: a look.

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Speaker 5: So, first off, my cousin decided to propose to his missus.

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Speaker 5: He took her somewhere to a nice romantic splot.

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Speaker 4: Before you go on, man, I've got the producers telling

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Speaker 4: me that your cousin actually listens to this show every day.

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Speaker 3: Is that right?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah he does, and he's probably listening to it

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Speaker 5: right now, and he probably recognizes my voice too.

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Speaker 2: You don't have a recognizable voice, and all go on, anonymous, All.

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Speaker 5: Right, So basically, he thought it'd be romantic to go

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Speaker 5: or a nice spot like a beach or something. And

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Speaker 5: he's got up near these cliffs and he's taken his

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Speaker 5: missus there and a big waiver has come as he

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Speaker 5: has gone on one me big wave com knocked him

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Speaker 5: clean and the ring has gone into the water.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, how much is the ring?

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Speaker 5: Well, he told me it was about four or five

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Speaker 5: grand in between there, So.

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Speaker 3: Mate, good luck with you.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like he had more there, but it was

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Speaker 4: cut him off the old tramp door. No, no, let's

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Speaker 4: go to Anna on thirty one sixty five.

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Speaker 3: Anna, what's the story? You're not allowed to bring up?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So this is a story I don't know if

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Speaker 1: he would bring up about me, So I have it

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Speaker 1: all the time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what's the story? Thank you for colling. By

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Speaker 3: the way, what's the story?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Okay. A few months ago, I was at a

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Speaker 1: friend's tower, used the bathroom, and as I've gone to

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Speaker 1: exit the bathroom, I've realized that the lock on the

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Speaker 1: bathroom has broken, so I can't get out, and I'm thinking,

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Speaker 1: all right, what am I going to do that? How

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Speaker 1: for a few minutes, nobody came to my bright mind.

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Speaker 1: I thought I'll climb out the window. So I've gone

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Speaker 1: to climb out the window and not realized there's a

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Speaker 1: big crack in the lid of the toilet. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I've fallen through the toilet yeah and cut my leg

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Speaker 1: open something crazy.

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Speaker 6: And I just screamed out the window for a good

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Speaker 6: like five minutes, ten minutes, and then somebody came and

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Speaker 6: rescued me, but they had to break down the door,

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Speaker 6: and I've broken down the door I've had to go

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Speaker 6: and get stitches and shot was awful, she.

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Speaker 3: Was, and the whole time, you've fallen in the dunny.

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Speaker 2: I I had to be pulled out of a toilet once.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever done the sit down on the toilet

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Speaker 3: without the seat down? Will? I just thought that was

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Speaker 3: going to be so much better. We were all expecting.

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Speaker 3: Let's go, let's go to Natalie.

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Speaker 2: Natalie, this is a story about your mum, but she

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Speaker 2: doesn't like you bringing.

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Speaker 7: Up My mom really has to bring up the stories

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Speaker 7: and hopefully she's not listening right now.

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Speaker 4: Unlike and just called up to tell a story about herself,

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Speaker 4: which was crap.

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Speaker 3: Let's go, let's get into it, Natalie.

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Speaker 7: All right, So my mom and I rasted up in

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Speaker 7: one day and she has heard the toilet's just taken

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Speaker 7: a while to go in there. I'm like, Mom, what's

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Speaker 7: the matter.

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Speaker 1: She goes, I poops on the floor.

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Speaker 3: How did your mom put up on the floor, Natalie,

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Speaker 3: she's a grown woman.

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Speaker 1: She really had to go and asked.

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Speaker 3: It just came out, all right, see what you're hearing.

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