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Speaker 1: The Will M.

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Speaker 2: Woody podcast. I wanted to talk about elon mask.

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Speaker 3: He is about to embark, I think on a mass

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Speaker 3: sacking of US government staff, so I think it runs

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Speaker 3: across this.

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Speaker 2: He now works for the US government.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and apparently has a deformed penis implant as we go. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: fact saw that on Twitter during the week. Say that again,

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Speaker 4: he has like a malfunctioning penis implant.

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Speaker 2: So he's got a fake fake doodle.

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Speaker 4: I think he had it trying to get himself one.

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Speaker 4: But you can tell that there you go.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how you found that out.

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Speaker 3: If we're going to get sued for that, grimy Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: sh'd know. Yeah, they share a child anyway, deformed penis

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Speaker 3: to one side. He's written an email to the entire

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Speaker 3: US government staff and he's basically said, you have to

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Speaker 3: list five bullet points summing up your achievements of what

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Speaker 3: you've done in the last seven days working.

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Speaker 1: I like that.

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Speaker 4: I thought about doing that for our team quick audit.

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Speaker 2: Well interesting, interesting you say that that you.

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Speaker 4: Pick because poo, he's in trouble.

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Speaker 2: Big what have you done today? Just today? By the way,

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Speaker 2: we're going to be more strict here on Will and efficiency.

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Speaker 2: We like, what have you done?

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Speaker 4: I've sent a lot of emails nice and nice online is.

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Speaker 2: Just emails.

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Speaker 4: Everyone out there has analytes. I think it's writing down.

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Speaker 4: We will come for your analyts. Georgia, what have you got?

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Speaker 5: I received a lot of emails from it around.

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Speaker 2: Just pass it around.

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Speaker 4: Now, come on, we have to go analyse. Now, we

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Speaker 4: have to anse five things.

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Speaker 1: Today's I wrote an email back to it as well.

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Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, can you stop writing each other emails?

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Speaker 6: Work?

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Speaker 4: Wrote one to Georgia.

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Speaker 2: Nice, what are you writing? What are you right? Just

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Speaker 2: usually hay and catch up you guys.

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Speaker 3: You guys are in the office together, like you guys

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Speaker 3: should effectively share a cubic Yeah, it's very odd.

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Speaker 4: Who's booked to some flights? Which I think last week? No,

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Speaker 4: last week, that was last week. Worrying he's worrying what

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Speaker 4: you guys do any day to day. I'm just I

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Speaker 4: just think that is a concern.

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Speaker 2: I was just mucking around. But are you getting serious?

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Speaker 4: Of course?

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Speaker 2: I think it feels like a weird chat to have

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Speaker 2: on it. Yeah, it's a serious tone there now, definitely Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Truth anyway, if if Mask or or Will was in charge,

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Speaker 3: you guys might get sacked.

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Speaker 2: But here's the thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's obviously all about efficiency on mask. I think

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Speaker 3: here in Australia, and I'm sorry to generalize, but I

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Speaker 3: think here in Australia we just we love and we

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Speaker 3: respect laziness.

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Speaker 2: So I want to know.

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Speaker 4: You respect them?

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Speaker 2: Do you absolutely? And that was impressive to me.

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Speaker 3: That was I was so happy to hear how little

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Speaker 3: they had done today and on thirteen on thirteen one

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Speaker 3: oh sixty five, I just want to know from you

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Speaker 3: guys listening, how little did you do today?

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Speaker 4: Like, honestly, I know we're joking about this, Can you

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Speaker 4: guys give me one thing outside of an email that

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Speaker 4: was actually.

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Speaker 2: Done to you are taking this?

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Speaker 4: I just want to know one thing outside of an email?

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Speaker 2: A lot of finger pointing.

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Speaker 4: There was a meetings. There was a meetings here we go.

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Speaker 6: There were a few of them.

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Speaker 4: But I don't think you can say that you did

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Speaker 4: that like I wouldn't put meeting down. You went in

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Speaker 4: a room with a bunch of other people. That's not

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Speaker 4: that doesn't count.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to give peel your hands here, pooy.

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Speaker 3: You you had a meeting with Will and I and

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Speaker 3: you asked us if we were free on March the eighteenth.

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Speaker 4: So that was you can, but that's a meeting. I

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Speaker 4: just don't think that's a thing I meet.

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Speaker 2: It's doing something.

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Speaker 4: No, No, Georgia, here you go. You got one.

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Speaker 3: I didn't got your peatures of nectarines for later on

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Speaker 3: in the show, and I've skinned both of them for you.

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Speaker 2: Bang bang job sack wowo sut skinned and security. Hey,

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Speaker 2: let's go to bangers. Sorry, bongers. Look at you over

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Speaker 2: there trying to hide behind the v B fridge.

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Speaker 3: Buggers get it on a microphone, so we're not supposed

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Speaker 3: to say, I've got a v B fridge.

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Speaker 2: Okay, bangers, what have you done today? Saw the name?

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Speaker 2: I wrote an article? Sorry, see me, ce me? What

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Speaker 2: was I calling her? Having slept? Sorry about that? So

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Speaker 2: I genuinely thought we were off here because we were

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Speaker 2: doing like a leading team's thing anyway.

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Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh six five is the number. Yes, that

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Speaker 3: name signifies her ability on the bongoes. Thank you, thirteen

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Speaker 3: one oh six five. Let's just let's just celebrate mediocrity here.

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Speaker 3: If anyone's done less than our team, I'd be impressed.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to kim here, Kimmy, you reckon You've done

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Speaker 2: very little today.

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Speaker 7: Absolutely majority of my job was sitting down on a

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Speaker 7: chance and maybe once they reach two hours or longer,

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Speaker 7: I had to open a gate.

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Speaker 2: That was it the gate are you?

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Speaker 3: Are you a gatekeepers in one of those people that

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Speaker 3: sits at the security booths and lifts up the arm.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm a traffic controllers. So usually I'm doing a

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Speaker 1: light heavier work. Today was just really, really easy.

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Speaker 3: I heard a rumor once, Kim that the people that

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Speaker 3: stand there with the lollipops and just say stop go,

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Speaker 3: and they're on the you know, the walkie talkie saying

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Speaker 3: like go stop whatever I heard, they get paid a

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Speaker 3: lot of money.

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Speaker 2: Is that true, Kim?

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Speaker 1: Some companies, yes, some companies No. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: biolate any contracts by actually stating how much I get

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Speaker 1: paid fair enough because it does vary between different companies.

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Speaker 4: Kim, Can I ask another question? This might be slightly controversial,

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Speaker 4: but I also heard go there. I also heard that

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Speaker 4: occasionally people that are the traffic control people also work

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Speaker 4: ass trippers.

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Speaker 2: Occasionally that one I haven't heard before.

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Speaker 3: But I do like doing a rates on the side myself.

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Speaker 2: Could do it on the side yourself, absolutely little side

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Speaker 2: she does.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, I thought you let's get it was an option,

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Speaker 3: which would be totally fine, Stephanie.

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Speaker 2: How little have you done today?

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Speaker 8: I actually work from home for a government organization which

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Speaker 8: I will not disclose. But I actually had done quite

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Speaker 8: a lot today in terms of housework. But I had

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Speaker 8: left my candle obviously unleaped on top of my keyboard,

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Speaker 8: just to keep some keyboards clicking to show that I

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Speaker 8: was online today.

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Speaker 3: That's unreal, because because they measure your key strokes, don't

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Speaker 3: they these, so they know if you're away from your

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Speaker 3: from your what is this called your keyboard?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I've actually purchased a little like a little moving

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Speaker 8: ducting that polkes at your keyboard every seconds.

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Speaker 2: So you've actually you've literally done nothing to but housework.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you can see why everyone's doing nickers in

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Speaker 4: a not about the working from home thing. Yeah, yeah, right.

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Speaker 4: There a number of bosses who are driving home listening to.

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Speaker 3: This that are making you come to work tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Brendan here. Uh, Brenno, how you going?

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Speaker 5: Hey?

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Speaker 9: How are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Boys?

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Speaker 3: Very well?

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Speaker 2: Good? How little did you do today?

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Speaker 1: Basically?

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Speaker 6: I've done about one hour's worth of work. The rest

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Speaker 6: of the jobs have got canceled and instead of going

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Speaker 6: back to the yard, I've just played poker for the

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Speaker 6: rest of the day, sat around and played some cards.

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Speaker 2: Have some wins, mate, Did you have some wins?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: I had had a couple of wins and now finished

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Speaker 6: finished for the day.

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Speaker 2: Unreal, that's that's all. We don't condone gambling, of course,

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Speaker 2: but that's unreal.

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Speaker 4: The fish, Billy Eilish and again.

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Speaker 2: With Bill Eilish, it's just it's a great game.

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Speaker 4: In doors moment, I reckon Philli Eilish or junior producer analyse.

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Speaker 4: It really just doesn't like it that Analytes wasn't good.

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Speaker 4: I think that's just a timing thing. Analyts just so

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Speaker 4: you know, timing.

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Speaker 2: Were you happy with your vocals on that opener, Anlyse?

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Speaker 2: I think you sound good, slightly husky, but I don't

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Speaker 2: think it's a bad thing. I think the husk was nice.

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Speaker 3: I noticed the octave change too, from the first time

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Speaker 3: you're saying it to the second time.

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Speaker 4: I don't think that was deliberate, Oh, really accidental.

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Speaker 2: I think the geniuses do that well, I think, and

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Speaker 2: I am a genius.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely you are. Now this game is also genius. So

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Speaker 3: basically we call a restaurant. If you can guess what

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Speaker 3: the fish of the day is, you win a thousand bucks.

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Speaker 4: Pretty good. It was Billie Isilish tickets, but sold out

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Speaker 4: and then left.

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Speaker 2: We were we did. We got Finn here.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Finn, would you would you prefer a thousand bucks

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Speaker 3: or would you have preferred Billie Eilish tickets?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 8: I reckon a thousand bucks every day of the way.

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Speaker 4: We've got the player then I love that.

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Speaker 3: It is funny this this game really has nothing to

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Speaker 3: do with Billie Eilish now because it is just for

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Speaker 3: it just in the name. It's just a nice prime anyway,

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Speaker 3: Finn mate, let's get into the game though, because we

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Speaker 3: are going to be calling All Nations Hotel, so that's

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Speaker 3: like it's a pub. So I'm not sure if that

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Speaker 3: helps you out at all with your fish of the

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Speaker 3: day guess. But what do you believe the fish of

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Speaker 3: the day is going to be at the All Nations Hotel?

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Speaker 1: I reckon, I'm going to just have to use a

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Speaker 1: little bit of the inside knowledge, and I reckon, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to go slaphead.

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Speaker 3: When you say inside knowledge, you've been to the Nations

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Speaker 3: pub before.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's because I've fished before.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, it's a fishing reference. And then so it's just

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Speaker 2: a common fish, so you think that, yeah, right, it

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Speaker 2: is good?

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Speaker 4: Good is good? Flaty. I wouldn't say that it is

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Speaker 4: a common fish. I saw it as to be on

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Speaker 4: the menu as a fish of the day.

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Speaker 3: I've seen it as a fish of the day. I

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Speaker 3: think it's coming back all these days. That right, Yeah, no,

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Speaker 3: all right, Finn, let's call the all No Nations Hotel.

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Speaker 2: We're going to ask him what is the fish of

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Speaker 2: the day.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it.

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Speaker 4: Good afternoon or Nations Hotels.

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Speaker 2: You're speaking, Diardre, quick question from me? What is the

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Speaker 2: fish of the day today?

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Speaker 4: It's story?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, sorry, did you just to fill you in there?

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Speaker 3: Finn was playing for a thousand bucks. He guessed the

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Speaker 3: fish of the day was going to be a flathead.

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, we only have story.

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Speaker 2: Would you ever consider the flathead there.

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Speaker 4: Doing a new thing on Monday. We always catch up

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Speaker 4: Good at the weekend, you've done well done playing that

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Speaker 4: I say, you're writing the whole song, my whole week

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Speaker 2: What did you come up with a fun weekend? Hiding maggots?

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Speaker 4: I said, this is unfair because I think I know

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Speaker 4: You found out that the maggot to worm ratio is off.

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Speaker 3: Two thousand maggots in a compost. Bit unbelievable. The smell

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Speaker 5: You played hide and seek with Remy No close. You're

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Speaker 3: The dinosaurs played that I convinced Remy that the dinosaurs

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Speaker 4: Mimi told me that you told Remy the dinosaurs died.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good I thought that was a bit

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Speaker 2: It was thirty eight degrees and you go with the

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Speaker 4: No, I said they were asleep.

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Speaker 4: Well, I think I was looking everywhere. It was right

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Speaker 4: it's true though a long time ago. Celeste. She has

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Speaker 4: oh six five, Hey, describe your weekend in three words.

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Speaker 4: First of all, we're going to show glad. You're glad

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Speaker 4: it could be a bull bar anywhere going bull.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ropes and whip Jesus Christ, are you you were?

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Speaker 3: You were?

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Speaker 2: You were doing the broken down broke back? Then I'm

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Speaker 8: Bulls and it involves both of those. Sorry, there's two

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Speaker 4: Jesus Christ. Okay, now I've got to be careful here,

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Speaker 4: and I thought I've been.

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Speaker 2: Said a trap you're very close. Whipping rope is leading

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that feels Yeah. With a ball with a

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Speaker 4: young bull, my god. Okay, she's either gone to a

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's a gentleman whose last name is bull, mister ball.

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Speaker 4: It could have been you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: So let's let's let's go said a wild night with

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Speaker 2: there and the rodeo.

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Speaker 1: At the first party was ober On rodeo.

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Speaker 4: Also the radio got the radio and the second one.

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Speaker 1: Second one this is on the Sunday was chasing cows

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Speaker 3: She actually did did the youth buster the mustering very

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Speaker 3: good now that we didn't need to go sick straight

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Speaker 3: to the options.

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Speaker 2: Overthought it. We overthought it with.

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Speaker 3: Now literally five seconds, Zach, Zach, give us three words

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Speaker 2: Gay fun? Oh man, gay web not fair.

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Speaker 4: This is meant to be a fun little game, do you.

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Speaker 1: Know, Zach?

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Speaker 2: You do know, Zach, gay were fun?

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Speaker 4: What are you thinking when our options there? What's gay sauna?

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Speaker 4: I'm thinking a sauna? Okay. I think that's where he's

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Speaker 4: hang on a second, Celeste and wild and gay and gay.

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Speaker 4: Keep in mind, originally the definition of gay was to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so you've had a great time of wet

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Speaker 4: I reckon if if you're talking about the theme park,

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Speaker 2: Oh so I think I was talking about the theme world.

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Speaker 4: I know you, I know you were with the inflatables,

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Speaker 4: as in like that you go down on the slides, Jesus,

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Speaker 4: let's go.

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Speaker 2: I agree.

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Speaker 4: I think he had a great Zach had a great time,

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Speaker 4: a wet and wild. Are you happy?

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Speaker 1: Yep?

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Speaker 2: Lock it in, Zach? Is that what you did?

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Speaker 4: It's close.

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Speaker 1: I went to a pool party pretty good?

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Speaker 2: Were you meaning gays in happy?

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Speaker 1: No? No, it's actually like a gay themes pool party.

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Speaker 2: Brilliant And what does that mean?

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Speaker 7: Just you know, Naile nail all in the pool?

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Speaker 4: Unreal? Right now, we are about to decide definitively Australia

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Speaker 4: whether a nectarene or a peach is a better fruit. Now,

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Speaker 4: whether we are a team nectarine or reach for a peach.

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Speaker 4: It really does need to be controlled because obviously the

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Speaker 4: on the peach. And you can obviously, I think we

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Speaker 4: can all agree that the skin on the peach is

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Speaker 2: The nectarine has a shiny skin, as well, So I think.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, So I think you know, pound for pound

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Speaker 4: if you include the skins. I think it's too easy

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Speaker 4: to say nectarine because yoo, you're a peach man. Now

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Speaker 4: I can't see you because I've got a blindfold on,

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Speaker 4: but you've agreed. The only way we can measure these

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Speaker 3: Of all the calls we got on Friday, everyone who

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Speaker 3: just want to remove that as a factor, right yeah,

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Speaker 3: not a thing, soweet so in front of us right now,

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Speaker 3: and I believe producer Jay is here in the studio,

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Speaker 3: is that right?

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Speaker 2: Great? Great, you're here.

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Speaker 3: So you have crafted for us, completely shaved down peaches

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Speaker 3: and nectarine.

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Speaker 4: She hasn't grafted them for us, She's merely shaved and

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Speaker 4: peeled them.

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Speaker 2: Saws on my fingers. It's good heavy shaving. Now, will

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Speaker 2: we're going to be handed a fruit A and then

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Speaker 2: a fruit B.

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Speaker 3: You and I will decide what is the better tasting fruit,

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Speaker 3: and then we can say unequivocally that the peach, all

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Speaker 3: the nectarine has a better flavor.

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Speaker 2: Okay, the skins being taken out of it as a factor,

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Speaker 2: I agree.

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Speaker 4: I actually think this is the first ever fair peach

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Speaker 4: b nectarine debate. The produces are telling is to hurry up.

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Speaker 4: We do tend to take a bit longer when we're

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Speaker 4: blind followed because we can't see the clock.

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Speaker 2: You lose your cues a bit, don't you. Okay, it's

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Speaker 2: quite a firm we've got a fruit in front.

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Speaker 4: I think one of the big parts about this was

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Speaker 4: choosing a peach and a nectarene that had the same softness,

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Speaker 4: because this is too hard. I'm immediately thinking it's a nectarine.

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Speaker 2: I reckon, if you could see, move along. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 2: not so sure. I'm not so sure.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm not so sure.

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Speaker 2: Sorry. The aftertaste was, that's very peachy to me. That's

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Speaker 2: very peachy to me.

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Speaker 4: The same thing.

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Speaker 10: Hang on, hang on, It's like it's peach and it's

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Speaker 10: stone fruit season right now, and you've picked your bloody

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Speaker 10: peach or nectary and it's as hard as a bloody turnip.

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Speaker 4: We could be eating a carrit in here.

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Speaker 2: Very poor choice. Your shaving was good, but not sure

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Speaker 4: Selection shaved well, peeled, poorly picked well. Has to be said.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to move to fruit?

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Speaker 4: Be Get this absolute josh out of here. I'll tell

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Speaker 4: you what.

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Speaker 2: This is a lot softer. It's not the same.

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Speaker 4: It's like a beautiful fruit dropped it very slippery. This

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Speaker 4: is fruit bee, peach or nectarine.

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Speaker 2: That's a peach. And here's a thing. It's definitely no, no,

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Speaker 2: that that's definitely a peach, now that I've tasted fruit,

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Speaker 2: but it's a it's a far more right peach. It's

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Speaker 2: it's it's no comparison to give me.

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Speaker 4: You had a I don't think that's a peach.

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Speaker 2: What what do you say, mate, I'm sorry, cractic bag.

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Speaker 2: That's classic peach bait? Is that why fruit bats? Peach?

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Speaker 2: I just know because I've had a lot of peaches

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Speaker 2: than in Georgia, and the.

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Speaker 4: First one was definitely a nectary. Go back to the

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Speaker 4: first one was definitely. Back to the first thing I

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Speaker 4: said was it's definitely a nect raine.

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Speaker 2: What's annoying me here is that the nectarine hasn't.

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Speaker 4: Stood a chance.

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Speaker 2: It hasn't.

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Speaker 4: It's been hamstrung. It's been hamstrung. Who picked them, picked

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Speaker 4: the fruit.

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Speaker 2: Whereas the peach is perfect. The shop hand picked them

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Speaker 2: for me.

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Speaker 4: I don't blame the guy at the shop.

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Speaker 2: I said, give me your finest peach and your finest next,

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Speaker 2: and he gave me.

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Speaker 4: This rock cake for a nectarine. This, well, it's clearly

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Speaker 4: a next rain.

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Speaker 2: Well do you want to test jay? Are we right?

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Speaker 2: Is the is fruit beer peach? Yeah? You're both so correct.

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Speaker 3: Play some peach music, got to say, I think when

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Speaker 3: this again tomorrow, yeah, we're good after we have to.

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Speaker 2: That wasn't fair, blind fid I.

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Speaker 4: Reckon, I reckon this double thumbs up from pooy outside

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Speaker 2: But so yeah, this time here, same place tomorrow, I

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Speaker 2: think will end woody percent.

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Speaker 4: Dolls strongly, aussy, strong boat made right here in Australia

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Speaker 4: for eighteen plus, drink responsibly.

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Speaker 3: Can you tell us a great story right now on

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Speaker 3: the radio, as you said, well, we could give you

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Speaker 3: a fast pass straight too. Oh yeah, Adelaide Fringe, Well

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Speaker 3: you'd be a one in four chance of going home

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Speaker 3: with ten thousand.

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Speaker 4: Ten grand for a great yarn. There's so many people

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Speaker 4: driving home right now who are thinking, gee whiz, I've

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Speaker 4: got a great story, and I know the registrations have

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Speaker 4: started to pour in, So Willimwoody dot com if you've

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Speaker 4: got a great story. But let's take some calls right now.

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Speaker 4: Let's just sort of dip the dip the toe into

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Speaker 4: the water, so to speak.

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Speaker 2: Woods, I like celebrities in my story. Sorry, before I

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Speaker 2: do throw break down what I'm looking for in a story.

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Speaker 4: Come on, uh to Zara. That's all right, I'm going

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Speaker 4: to great story. Let's go to Zara. Zara get I

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Speaker 4: Will and Moody. How you guys going? Will Zara? Hey,

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Speaker 4: you want to fast past to the Adelaide fringe to

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Speaker 4: get you a bit closer to the ten grand Let's

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Speaker 4: get into it. What's your story?

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Speaker 1: So my story is how Tinder helped me meet my

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Speaker 1: best friend. It's like, it's a bit crazy. So when

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Speaker 1: on Tinder just kind of as a bit of a

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Speaker 1: piss take, and I was like, I'm not looking for anything,

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Speaker 1: but like, let's just see what happens anyway connected with

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Speaker 1: this guy, let's call him Leo, you know, so me

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Speaker 1: and Lo, you know, talking and whatever, and we go

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Speaker 1: on a couple of dates and then fast forward two weeks.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we meet up at a bar just sporadically, and

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Speaker 1: then you know, one thing leads to another bit of

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Speaker 1: a smooch whatever. Two weeks later, I get really sick

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, hmm, you were really sick at the

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Speaker 1: time that I met up with you. I'm really sick now.

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Speaker 1: I think I got it from you. Anyway, Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: we don't talk again. Anyway. Maybe a month later, I

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Speaker 1: get home from you know, being at another friend's house,

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Speaker 1: and I noticed this lump out the side of my

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Speaker 1: neck and I'm like what. So I go to the

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Speaker 1: doctor's get some tests and things, and they tell me

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Speaker 1: it's to sis. And they're like, have you been sick recently?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, you know, I had this

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Speaker 1: pretty bad virus, you know whatever. So I've put two

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Speaker 1: and two together. I'm like, oh my god, the virus

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Speaker 1: that he has given me has caused this cyst to grow.

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Speaker 1: So long story short, it was all fine. It was

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Speaker 1: you know, I just got it surgically removed because that's

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Speaker 1: the only way there was nothing. It was like fine.

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Speaker 1: Fast forward a year.

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Speaker 4: Oh, that's a show.

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Speaker 2: That's a phone connection. We'll try and get back to Zara.

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Speaker 2: Let's try and go back to Zara did when was

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Speaker 2: she going to meet the best friend? Let's go Let's

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Speaker 2: go to Angela here, now, Angela, I.

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Speaker 4: Was really really like him out when when you know

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Speaker 4: you've been in it for a walk, when you've heard

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Speaker 4: both a long story short Oh yeah, and I fast

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Speaker 4: forward thrive bouts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I were

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Speaker 2: learning things, learning things about stories.

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Speaker 3: And hello, hello, Angela's.

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Speaker 4: Is still going by the way, anyway, we'll check in

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Speaker 4: on here in a little bit, Angela. What's your story?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 7: I am from Scotland originally, and when I was a

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Speaker 7: bit younger, I went on a girl's weekend to Edinburgh

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Speaker 7: and we were going around the pubs and we saw

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Speaker 7: a Hends night and they were earning lots of money

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Speaker 7: from selling kisses and we thought we could be onto

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Speaker 7: an earner here. So we thought, well, we managed to

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Speaker 7: get hold of like a little l play and a

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Speaker 7: feather boa and we pretended we were on a hen

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Speaker 7: night and we started selling kisses for money, and yeah,

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Speaker 7: we ended up with a good seventy.

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Speaker 8: Pounds, which is pretty good paid for a drink for

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Speaker 8: the night.

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Speaker 2: How much Angela, how much was it per kiss? If

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Speaker 2: you made seventy pounds a dollar? I mean sorry pound

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Speaker 2: hell kiss? True thought us Yeah tongue.

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Speaker 1: And we also hooked up with.

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Speaker 8: American statue.

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Speaker 7: Oh, very good, reaching the groom.

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Speaker 4: You hooked up with the group. Wow, good on you

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Speaker 4: and great story, right, great job.

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Speaker 9: And she's to confirm no tongue yeah slips slips, it's

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Speaker 9: on the list, yeh yeh. Story a little bit alright. Alright, Angela,

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Speaker 9: thanks for joining us, mate. I'm readister with the dot com.

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Speaker 9: A couple of great stories here. I think Zara might

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Speaker 9: still be going. Zara, are you still going with your story?

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, cut out.

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Speaker 7: I was in the car.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you mean your best friend?

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Speaker 1: So I met at Uni