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Speaker 1: You look good.

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Speaker 3: Hey, you look great?

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Speaker 1: You look better?

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Speaker 3: Hat backwards?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Something? It mix it up?

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Speaker 3: You know what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: That? That's how to talk now like this.

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Speaker 3: It changed my whole I don't know how to say

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Speaker 1: Be careful.

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Speaker 3: Welcome back to two body Guards. I am Mattie J.

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Speaker 3: And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is

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Speaker 3: the good, it is the bad and the relatable. And

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Speaker 3: if you come for advice, shock horror, we don't do it.

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Speaker 3: We are too dumb dads who happen to be doting

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Speaker 3: two dopey, dumb day teen dads. Dangerously handsome dads, that's

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Speaker 3: more likely. There we go anyway back. I can't stop

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Speaker 3: looking at you with that hat backwards.

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Speaker 1: Okay, stop drooling?

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Speaker 3: Wow, wait till people watch these videos on socials?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh.

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Speaker 3: My god, how old are you again? Hit the gritty thirty.

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Speaker 1: Four, thirty thirty five in August? Oh yuck, thank you,

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Speaker 1: that's middle aged. Thirty eight is middle aged? Actually, is

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Speaker 3: An asshole?

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Speaker 1: Very good? How are you, big guy?

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Speaker 3: Look at the moment, Lola is really worried about something. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's a front of mine and that thing is monsters.

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Speaker 1: I see. Why where is she get where you're from?

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Speaker 3: Monsters inc.

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Speaker 1: Big mistake, big mistake.

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Speaker 3: I know, I know we heard that story.

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Speaker 1: The first scene in that it's simulator of a kid

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Speaker 3: It's PTSD. How that got signed off as a kid's movie?

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Speaker 1: Different times, different times? Yeah, you can eat your kids back.

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Speaker 3: Then she's just really obsessed with monsters, really obsessed.

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Speaker 1: Once was a monster that lived in your bedroom.

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Speaker 3: And Lola was like, okay, so there is a monster.

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Speaker 3: That I've got a story that I'm finally willing to tell.

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Speaker 1: Kick her out?

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Speaker 3: Well, I felt back.

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Speaker 3: But it was an accidents. So I was like, let's

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Speaker 3: And so then after that week, the first week, the

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Speaker 3: But I was like, I'm just I didn't have it

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know where she ended up,

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Speaker 3: Probably yeah, goodness, my mum retired and now my mom

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Speaker 1: How many people is she hitting the car? A couple

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Speaker 1: because she does your mom drive?

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Speaker 3: Thank goodness.

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Speaker 1: I was just thinking that, like, here's.

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Speaker 3: So any parents out there who were struggling to find

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Speaker 1: Don't get that one.

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Speaker 3: Ash just very very quickly. Here, we don't often share hacks.

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Speaker 3: It's not what we're about, okay, We're more about complaining.

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Speaker 1: I love a good complaint, right, I mean.

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Speaker 3: Should we look at doing my hacks and make parenting easier.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick with the complaining.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's let's complaining. Okay. Well, I just found this

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Speaker 6: All right, So what I'm looking at here is a

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Speaker 1: Soft clothes. It looks soft closed to me, and it's

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Speaker 2: Were real Man Mexicon bolts, what do they call those bolts? Nuts, lugs, screwdrivers, screwdrivers,

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Speaker 3: They put nappies in there.

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Speaker 1: That's more Wow. I think that's really good. And it's

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Speaker 3: And I think he spray painted it as well, which.

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Speaker 1: Makes it beautiful. The plug on the side, do we know,

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Speaker 1: Maybe it vibrates.

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Speaker 3: I don't know when the baby's tired. Plug it in.

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Speaker 1: Just plug it straight in. It's got one of those

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Speaker 1: baby charges. No, I think it's very I think that

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Speaker 3: Shout out to Live Well with Nell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but also with L with L sorry with Hell

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Speaker 1: l shit, but also Chester DAWs did the same thing.

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Speaker 3: I love how quickly you've gone from like wow, that's incredible.

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Speaker 1: I just point out.

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Speaker 3: It's time for a very good segment, as with a

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Speaker 3: new song, not brand spanking, just a new song. It's

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 3: Do people love it?

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Speaker 1: Probably not?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: Here it is.

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Speaker 3: A lot of it.

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Speaker 1: Pree you say what man? I feel like a pair of.

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Speaker 3: Brand okay, pair rants f anyone who's not familiar. Maybe

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Speaker 3: is it's an opportunity for parents to just air out

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Speaker 1: This is from Anna. It's quite a long one. Let

443
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Speaker 1: me get through this without messing it up, which is unlikely.

444
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 1: And it says what the hell is with the five

445
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,639
Speaker 1: girls with the formula that is absolutely unreachable at the

446
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:38,399
Speaker 1: bottom of a formula tin. No matter how much you scoop, shake, dance,

447
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 1: scream or cry, you just never can simply get it

448
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 1: and it ends up going in and recycling along with

449
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 1: the tin.

450
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:50,479
Speaker 3: Triggered there needs to be some kind of like hole

451
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 3: or cap in the side of a tin or the

452
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 3: bottom or the bottom. This is the lip.

453
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 1: Saying with remember like the milo tin and yeah.

454
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,239
Speaker 3: There's still something and if you try and like use

455
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 3: your finger to get it out, you end up slicing

456
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:09,360
Speaker 3: your finger over. These are things that I'm about. I'm

457
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 3: about to bring it, I know, and I love that,

458
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 3: and I'm going to be just buried in the trenches

459
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 3: being like look at me, I ask my fingers will

460
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 3: cut up from the ten.

461
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Speaker 1: Do you know what they did with the formula thing?

462
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 1: They had the ring on the inside, but then a

463
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Speaker 1: bit of it squared off to actually scoop so that

464
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Speaker 1: it squares the scoop off because they're like it was

465
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:29,360
Speaker 1: too accurate.

466
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Speaker 3: Scoops what brand I can't recall find it and tend

467
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Speaker 3: it to me.

468
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Speaker 1: I will, and I will, But the problem is you

469
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 1: and instead of losing five dollars worth of formula you

470
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 1: lose ten dollars because the lip is like longer.

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Speaker 3: How much has fallen? Six sixth Jesus?

472
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Speaker 1: And what about that time? Then when they're like because

473
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 1: what was happening is people were bootlegging it. I heard

474
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Speaker 1: they were who were like buying it all out. And

475
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,880
Speaker 1: then it was like when eggs were like like.

476
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Speaker 3: T yeah, people still doing that to formula. Have we

477
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,439
Speaker 3: got enough stock now to like quench the appetite of

478
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 3: people who are buying like twenty times?

479
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, you're gonna find out.

480
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 3: I'm gonna find out so much to look forward to.

481
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 3: Sophie has written in and she says parent rooms that

482
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 3: always smell like dirty nappies? Parent rooms?

483
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Speaker 1: Do you think she means like the parent toilet rooms?

484
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 1: So it's like it's weird. It's a weird room. It's

485
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 1: kind of like having a living room in a toilet.

486
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the arm chair in the corner.

487
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: You walk in, there's like something for the kid the

488
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,359
Speaker 1: other kid to play with. You know.

489
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 3: My rant is you go in there and there's a.

490
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 1: Full grown man taking a shit.

491
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,880
Speaker 3: When there's a chair, when there's an area to lay

492
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Speaker 3: down your child to change their nappy. But there's no

493
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 3: like kid's toilet.

494
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Speaker 1: Oh, the little kid's toilet. Yes, I know what you mean,

495
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,160
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. I know exactly what you mean.

496
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Speaker 1: It's all a bit weird for me. I think. I think,

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Speaker 1: like I said, it's like a living room inside of

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Speaker 1: a toilet.

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Speaker 6: Ah.

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Speaker 1: This one comes from Danny L. There's a photo here too,

501
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 1: explosed for a forty dollars barber cup for my boy.

502
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:04,159
Speaker 1: It's awful. Doesn't fix it? That's it fixed? Wow?

503
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,640
Speaker 3: Just for those out there, that's a short fring.

504
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,360
Speaker 1: This the haircut looks.

505
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Speaker 3: Like a simple Jack the movie. I think it was

506
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Speaker 3: played by Ben Stiller. Yes, it was played.

507
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 1: By Ben Stiller in a movie called Tropic Thunder. No, no, no, no, Yeah,

508
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 1: you're thinking about Jack. Simple Jack was It was a

509
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 1: made up movie within a movie.

510
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,160
Speaker 3: No, Simple Jack was a full movie.

511
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Speaker 1: No it's not. Oh my god.

512
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,199
Speaker 3: This one's from Sammy. Yep, my three year old not

513
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 3: staying in her car seat straps. She escapes and then

514
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 3: screams until my ears bleed.

515
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, oscar starts to go through the front of the strap.

516
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 3: That's so annoying, kids.

517
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,400
Speaker 1: Am I right? Very right? This one's from Polly rough

518
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: kids at the playground. I'm a lioness. Okay, I'm a

519
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 1: lioness on guard for the next attack like a dog.

520
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 1: Like a dog park. Out there, there's always like one

521
00:26:58,920 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 1: or two rough kids.

522
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Speaker 3: They and the teenage kids.

523
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 1: Oh god, here he goes, Oh, they're down the shop.

524
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 3: This is for Jesse, who says, all people who are

525
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 3: always worried about my kid's feet being cold, they won't

526
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 3: wear shoes, get over it. I saw a child.

527
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 5: I saw a child.

528
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 3: It must have been like one. It's winter right now,

529
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 3: it's cold in Sydney that kids.

530
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 1: Don't feel cold.

531
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 3: I know he's walking around no shoes and socks on it,

532
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 3: and I was like something.

533
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 1: Big of the children at pro Oscar got home the

534
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 1: other day and he had short shirt, no shoes, no.

535
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 3: Socks, like twelve degrees.

536
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: And I was like, we lived in my house. He's acclimatized.

537
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,120
Speaker 1: I was like, you eight colds Like nah, I didn't

538
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,640
Speaker 1: use my jumper all day today. I was like, he's

539
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 1: wrong with you?

540
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 3: What is wrong with you?

541
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: Anyway?

542
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 3: Anyway? Hey, shout out to Aldi who makes this segment

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Speaker 3: pair ronts possible.

544
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Speaker 1: Just low prices every day, Aldi good different love, them

545
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 1: legend that ac Shually, we finished with a couple of questions.

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00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: Oh here's a good one. Kate would like to know

547
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Speaker 1: what are our top three kids movies?

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Speaker 3: This is number three. I'm kick off with an absolute

549
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 3: bel to here ash and please tell me that you

550
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 3: A love this movie and b have cried in it. Oh,

551
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,119
Speaker 3: No Land Before Time?

552
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: Devent what? Sorry? Isn't that a TV series?

553
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 3: No Land Before Time? It's a it's a cartoon about

554
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 3: the dinosaurs. But like she loses she's like a little

555
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 3: like long neck diplodocus maybe dinosaur, and she loses both

556
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 3: her parents. What her littlefoot who is the main character.

557
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 3: Her mother dies after a fight with a sharp tooth

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Speaker 3: which is a t rex.

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00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: Holy shit, dude, it's it is. Watch cartoon movies like parents,

560
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: parents die, Bambi yeah, crying bamby. Still watch this. I

561
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,239
Speaker 1: still can't do that.

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00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 3: Just the song, the music, it's it's like it's too much.

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00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: I know it's traum. I still can't watch The Lion

564
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Speaker 1: King like that one scene or a skipper ah m

565
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: mine as well as deep as that one. My third

566
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Speaker 1: option is the original the og number one Shrek For

567
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: a couple of reasons, Okay, one, it's got a lot

568
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: of overlying adult humor in it. Yeah, I love that too.

569
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,719
Speaker 1: I feel like movies that have a lot going on

570
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 1: all the time. Kids are glued to it and something gross,

571
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 1: like a big ogre who pulls things out of his ears.

572
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: There's wiping. It's got it all. It's got all the jokes,

573
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 1: it's got the fairy tale element to it. And yeah,

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00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: that's my number three.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to get number two. Little Rascals. Little

576
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 3: Rascal he watched. He's all very nostalgic, very old.

577
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: Here, you're going, you get real going wee.

578
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 3: Do you know who's in it? Trump makes a cameo

579
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 3: in it?

580
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah?

581
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, But the acting in Little Rascals is just sensational.

582
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 3: His kids are like six, and I'm like, how they

583
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 3: made a movie with this many young children?

584
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: So frustrating?

585
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 3: Oh my god, nightmare. Yeah, my kids love it. Whenever

586
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,320
Speaker 3: it's on, I'm like, well, there goes two hours of

587
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 3: my time.

588
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 1: It's I've just never seen it, and like, honestly, child

589
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 1: actors back then, they don't make them like that anymore.

590
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 1: My number two is a movie called Back to the Outback. Okay,

591
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:37,239
Speaker 1: what's it about? So It is about a couple of

592
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: zoo creatures, okay, in an Australian zoo. So it's Australia.

593
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, it's amazing.

594
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: Yes, there's a koala. There's a snake, treshla, tarantula.

595
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 3: The koalas is like the media sensation.

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00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and the snake sort of pulls on your

597
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: heartstrings a little bit because love doesn't like to be

598
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,239
Speaker 1: portrayed as the bad Yeah. And then the dad it

599
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: turns out to be a fake, a fraud.

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00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 3: Great life lessons that are like undertones throughout.

601
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: Oh I love that.

602
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, okay, my my favorite. And I'm just going

603
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 3: to old school. The new stuff doesn't hit as hard

604
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 3: as the old stuff. Honey. I shrunk the kids.

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00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,760
Speaker 1: I've seen that. I have seen that one, the little

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00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 1: pet aunt Oh, and it's gets it's really big because

607
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 1: the shrunk it's a scorpion. What else is in that movie? Fuck?

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00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: That was I know it was terrible CGI in it,

609
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 1: but that was for the day, for the time, for

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00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: the time. Give us some bit more. He shrinks the kids?

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00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 3: Right, No, no, no, do you fucking watch the movie

612
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 3: or not?

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00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: I watched it when I was a kid.

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00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he's like a scientist and he has this

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00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 3: machine that can shrink things, and the kids then they

616
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 3: shrink themselves.

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Speaker 1: Is there a sequel to that movie? Oh?

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00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 3: They did like twenty four Yeah, it got worse and worse.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Og is obviously the best.

621
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Speaker 1: Okay, well, I definitely want to go back and watch

622
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: some of these, and I'm going to go with my

623
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Speaker 1: number one, which I'm modern. You're very vintage. See the

624
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 1: first one. I love it now that we all know why.

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00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: It's good. Okay, great storyline, great songs, but anything that

626
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 1: has animals singing and dancing in it makes you fross.

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00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,479
Speaker 1: She's got a crush on Johnny.

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00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 3: He's handsome.

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00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: He's a handsome you know, aniples and your heartstrings those

630
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 1: songs so tears not from me, okay, Ash.

631
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 3: Before we go, we have one last question.

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00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, far away.

633
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 3: This one is from Renee. Renee so curious, and I

634
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 3: know the boys won't find this too weird to ask.

635
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 3: We never judge, was he How do Slash? Did they

636
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 3: make it work with sexy time when you had two kids?

637
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 3: We have a two year old and an eight week old,

638
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 3: and we both find it so hard to make time

639
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 3: for that. I'm drained by the end of the day

640
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 3: and then he usually passes out, putting our two year

641
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 3: old to sleep.

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00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: You're eight week old, sant's back at it eight weeks.

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00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 3: Good on you, I think, Just be a little less

644
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 3: harsh on yourself. Yes, I don't think anyone is having

645
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 3: a thriving sex live with a newborn kids eight weeks old.

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00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: Everyone's just tired, run down, I think. Okay, let's answer

647
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: it in two different ways. One is go easy on

648
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 1: yourself and give it time. That's the first one, right,

649
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: because that's so early. But let's just say two young kids,

650
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: not newborn.

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00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 3: It's let's look at like six months down the train.

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00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: Let's look at it. Let's look at it like that,

653
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: because if you might be wanting to both answers, this

654
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 1: is what I think, because I know it's so hard,

655
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: because like if it's like the kids are there all

656
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 1: day or whatever, there's no nap time. Even when there's

657
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,239
Speaker 1: nap time, it's like it's probably a time for you

658
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 1: guys to try and rest, not get back at it,

659
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,479
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But then also like if

660
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 1: you're like, all right, well it's date night. By the

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Speaker 1: time they go to bed, everyone's just naked it's there's

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Speaker 1: never really an idea. What I'm trying to say is

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Speaker 1: try and take the opportunities when they come up, plan

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Speaker 1: for it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think I'm going to go a step back. Wow,

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Speaker 3: you go step right back. And I think when you're

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Speaker 3: coming out of the newborn trenches, right, the last thing

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Speaker 3: you're thinking about is like having sexy time because you've

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Speaker 3: just been worried about keeping the house tidy, feeding the kids,

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Speaker 3: sorting them out. You're exhausted. You had no time to

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Speaker 3: reconnect as a couple. You can't then get to bed

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Speaker 3: at ten o'clock at night and then try and flip

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Speaker 3: that switch and be like, all right, well, let's let's

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Speaker 3: try and be aroused. True, because it's the last thing

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Speaker 3: on your mind. So if you were talking to each

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Speaker 3: other and you're both in the same page that you

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Speaker 3: want to like rekindle the sex life, you've got to

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Speaker 3: try and reconnect during the day. You can't just get

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Speaker 3: to the end of the day and be like, let's

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Speaker 3: jump into bed and have fireworks.

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Speaker 1: We don't know what they're like too. They could be

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Speaker 1: doing that. It's still getting tired and whatever.

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Speaker 3: But I think as a rule, I can guarantee if

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Speaker 3: you were reconnecting during the entire day, and then you're

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Speaker 3: not doing that and then not having sex. Like if

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Speaker 3: you are a asolutely on the same page and you've

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Speaker 3: got fireworks, you're complimenting each other, you're tactile with each

688
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 3: other throughout the day. If you love each other, you're

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Speaker 3: going to have sex at the end of the day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I suppose not every day. No, every day, And

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Speaker 1: I know what you mean. You want to reconnect emotionally

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Speaker 1: before the physicality.

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Speaker 3: Physically as well. I'm saying. I'm saying, touch each other

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Speaker 3: during the day, okay, during.

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Speaker 1: The day, touch each other during the day, Yeah, take

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Speaker 1: that out of contact.

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Speaker 3: I'm not saying, like go up and like hump her.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what I was thinking. You you mean, I

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Speaker 1: like it that. It's like, you're right, You should of

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Speaker 1: be each other's biggest supporters all day and on the

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Speaker 1: same level and connecting through other different little ways that

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Speaker 1: aren't necessarily straight up physical, right, and then if you

703
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 1: can find you're right, because if you don't do any

704
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,720
Speaker 1: of that and you're just doing your routine, monotonous becoming

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00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:57,479
Speaker 1: some call it the roommate phase.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard to get back together.

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Speaker 1: It's tough, but like I agree with you that the

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Speaker 1: success of the evening comes from what you put in

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Speaker 1: during the day.

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Speaker 3: There it is t shirt, that's the foundation. And also

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00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 3: if you're the guy and you've got a high sex

712
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 3: drive and you really want to reconnect, man, just clean

713
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 3: that house. Yeah you're play baby gee stack that dishwasher,

714
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 3: get that laundry cleaned, mop the floors, because no one

715
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 3: can think about being sexy when the house is a mess.

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Speaker 3: So you take that off their plate. Tragic will happen?

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Speaker 1: Chorre play?

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Speaker 3: Chor play?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well said on that note, Yeah, time to go.

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Speaker 3: At two dotting dads, on TikTok, we have inscript it's

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Speaker 3: going nuts. Not as many on the Facebook group at

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Speaker 3: three thousand, but it's growing.

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Speaker 1: It's more intimate.

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Speaker 3: It's more intimate. Yeah, it's like the community is just

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Speaker 3: there's actually a great group of people in there, the

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Speaker 3: best three thousand people I've ever come across. And also

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Speaker 3: we're out. That's it. That's it.

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Speaker 1: That's where we're out.

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Speaker 3: That's it. I think we should wrap it up and

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Speaker 3: get out of here.

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Speaker 5: Okay, goodbye bye O see.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm getting ready. I just get my fake laugh ready. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know how, you fake laugh me all the time.

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Speaker 3: I never fake laughing too. Doting Dance Podcast acknowledges the

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Speaker 3: traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and the connections to land,

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Speaker 3: see and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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