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Speaker 1: Woods because I mean, this is the best year of

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Speaker 2: This isn't We're saving the best to a last will.

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Speaker 2: An Indian doctor removed a two foot long charging cable

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Speaker 2: from a patience bladder.

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Speaker 3: Us A totally phenomenal. Now, the questions, obviously are how.

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Speaker 2: And why did a two foot long charging cable get

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Speaker 2: in there? Let me tell you the story. Okay, So basically,

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Speaker 2: a guy went into the hospital and said, here's the thing.

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Speaker 3: I've swallowed a two foot long charging cable.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it makes sense.

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Speaker 2: The doctor said, fair enough, that'd ended up in your stomach.

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Speaker 2: What we'll do is will give you some laxatives and

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Speaker 2: you'll pass it out with your stool.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, after a number of stools, there was no charging

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Speaker 2: cable there, and the doctor said curious. He said, I

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Speaker 2: don't think that charging cable is in your stomach at all.

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Speaker 2: So he did some X rays, and he figured out

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Speaker 2: that the charging cable was actually in his bladder right,

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Speaker 2: and well, the only way of charging cable could get

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Speaker 2: into your bladder is.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's up the So he had to reveal to

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Speaker 3: the doctor that he.

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Speaker 2: Put it to get into the bladder. And then they

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Speaker 2: did surgery and they removed the two foot long charge

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Speaker 2: the cable.

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Speaker 1: Why was he putting it?

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Speaker 3: You can ask that. I don't know. He didn't explain

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Speaker 3: as to why he wasn't a bit flat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, there's lots of gear, there's lots of

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Speaker 1: very juvenile gags that we were better than that.

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Speaker 3: We wouldn't go for we're better than that. But was

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Speaker 3: he plugging in his don't you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Though, here's what I want to I'm done with that. Ok,

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Speaker 2: here's what I want to do. Words, well enough, because

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Speaker 2: we're better than that, we're better than that.

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Speaker 3: Here's what I want to do. Everyone.

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Speaker 2: Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. You can

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Speaker 2: either call us with the story of.

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Speaker 3: Have you plugged in your.

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Speaker 2: No, you can either cause with what's been revealed in

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Speaker 2: an X ray. Anything that's been revealed in an X ray.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because you know, ge whiz an Indian doctor

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Speaker 2: found a two foot long charging cable. Yeah yeah, or

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Speaker 2: you can call for what injury did you get trying

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Speaker 2: to be sexy? A because I assume yeah, yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: what we think he was going for. The Indian gentleman

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Speaker 2: was trying to be sexy with the cable. So you're

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Speaker 2: shooting for two phone topics.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm doing. Well, it's rogue, it's totally wild.

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Speaker 2: Thirteen one oh sixty five is the number X ray

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Speaker 2: reveals or failures during sexy time?

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Speaker 1: Great, take them up next Kiss Wednesday jes on oh

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Speaker 1: Wednesday streaming on the iHeartRadio app. You can always get

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Speaker 1: the podcast there as a Well, guys, right now thirty

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Speaker 1: one and six five woods. I mean it's not only

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Speaker 1: two hands for beginners, but you're going for two topics

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Speaker 3: Yeah, some would say I can't do one topic.

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Speaker 2: Well, so this was bold from white Law, But thirteen

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Speaker 2: one I was six y five. Either what's been revealed

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Speaker 2: in an X ray or failures during sexy time?

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Speaker 3: Can I say out there?

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Speaker 1: I mean, like please, I didn't think about this, but

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Speaker 1: the story that you've that you we've come up with

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Speaker 1: this from yes is an Indian dude who had a

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Speaker 1: two meter.

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Speaker 3: Cable found in his bladder. Yeah, totally wild.

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Speaker 1: And on first examination you think he might have swallowed that.

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Speaker 2: That's what the doctor thought, some laxatives. But then there's

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Speaker 2: only one way he could have got it into his

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Speaker 2: butter and.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so I feel like, do you mean the

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Speaker 1: reason I bring this up is that I wonder if

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Speaker 1: there are some I wonder if there are some people

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Speaker 1: calling whose X ray story stems from the fact that

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Speaker 1: they were trying to do a sexy thing.

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Speaker 2: We get a double pull my pants down a lap

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Speaker 2: at the studio. Let's get Kenneth on the phone Thurday

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Speaker 2: when I was sixty five. Kennethy, you're calling for the

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Speaker 2: X ray or the failed sexy time?

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Speaker 4: Yes, back to my country time on one night coming

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Speaker 4: to the emergency because she had a bowling pin in

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Speaker 4: his backside. Totally falling Kenneth when we see the X

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Speaker 4: ray with just a the pleasure of the night.

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Speaker 1: So we have to use in the cleat you, Kenneth,

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Speaker 1: Can I can I ask you did the x so?

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Speaker 1: Do we think that it was a sexy injury that

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Speaker 1: produced the X ray?

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Speaker 4: We don't ask him so details Just.

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Speaker 1: Like we know that.

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Speaker 3: X ray and I have fallen on a bowling buble

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Speaker 3: and I have fallen on a bowling bin. It's unconfirmed.

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Speaker 3: It's unconfirmed. We had you, it's gonna had you.

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Speaker 2: It's unconfirmed. You might have fallen on a bowling pin,

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Speaker 2: will or sat on one? Obviously, Let's go to Katka.

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Speaker 1: Uh, that is foul play that there is a sexy

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Speaker 1: injury with an X ray.

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Speaker 2: Do the lap at the end. Let's go to Katka.

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Speaker 2: Are you calling for the X ray or fallion X ray?

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Speaker 2: What's the story? What do you find?

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Speaker 5: I'm a nurse and I have had a patient who

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Speaker 5: they had to operate on to take a kitchen sponge

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Speaker 5: out of the stomach.

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Speaker 6: It was still one piece.

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Speaker 5: But the funny part was his name was Bob Square.

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Speaker 1: Take.

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Speaker 3: That is good.

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Speaker 2: Sure, let's go to Emily mix here, aren't we? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: this is great stuff we should always do to No Emily,

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Speaker 2: are you calling for X ray or failed sexy time

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Speaker 2: or both X ray?

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Speaker 5: Well, maybe.

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Speaker 1: Tell you what if it's both high. If it's both up, my,

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Speaker 1: you're a pants off lamp of the studio. Sorry, Emmy,

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Speaker 1: just to confirm if it is both.

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Speaker 2: If it's if it's confirmed that it's both, I will

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Speaker 2: do a pants off lap of the studio and I

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Speaker 2: will skip like a horse Emily Jesus.

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Speaker 5: Alrighty well, never let the truce get it away with

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Speaker 5: a good story.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So, my mate's a paramedic and he showed me an

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Speaker 5: X ray of a guy had a jam.

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Speaker 6: Jar stuck up his rectum. But see the jam.

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Speaker 5: Jar had a little on it, and inside the jam

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Speaker 5: jar was a five cent piece.

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Speaker 1: What why did they could find him in the dark?

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Speaker 3: Like, what was the point?

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Speaker 6: No clue, But the plot thickens. Yeah, is that how

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Speaker 6: we got it up there? Well, we obviously all know,

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Speaker 6: but he was cheating on his wife, so it was

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Speaker 6: his mistress that did that. But then obviously, if something

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Speaker 6: that big is stuck up there, he now can't poo properly,

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Speaker 6: so he has to poos for a capeta. So now

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Speaker 6: he's got to explain to his wife why he now

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Speaker 6: has goes home and poos through a capita.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, gee, whiz, that is wild.

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Speaker 2: And a bit it's a bit of a being honest.

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Speaker 3: But why a five cent piece was?

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Speaker 4: Do you know?

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Speaker 3: I think what? Do you know what I think it was?

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Speaker 1: Emily? I don't know if this is the truth or not,

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Speaker 1: but do you think there's a chance that he didn't

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Speaker 1: know that the five cent piece was in the jar

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Speaker 1: and the mistress did it as a way to show

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Speaker 1: his wife that he was cheating.

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Speaker 5: Maybe or maybe when like he like wiggled around, you

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Speaker 5: could maybe hear the five cent piece.

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Speaker 1: She knew. Oh, Emily, regardless, I'll tell you one thing though,

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Speaker 1: it's definitely a double though.

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Speaker 3: It's definitely an X ray.

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Speaker 1: And a sex injury, which means towards pants are off,

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Speaker 1: depands are off off.

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Speaker 3: Lets do it?

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 3: And you're skipping like a horse.

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Speaker 1: Is.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna go to the trappick. We'll be back