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Speaker 1: Jumps with Jones and Amanda. Are you ready for some

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Speaker 1: bombshell news today? Forget about Greg Hunt mucking up fires.

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Speaker 2: We could have all been vaccinated.

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Speaker 3: Forget about Netdie Smith passing away in jail. This is

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Speaker 3: bombshell information on the back of what we learned yesterday

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Speaker 3: with the mcflurry machine.

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Speaker 2: Bring up to speed again with the mcflurry. This is

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Speaker 2: your obsession.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know the mcflurry machine, and I love a mcflurry.

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Speaker 3: You get an oreo mcflurry.

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Speaker 1: You have had one of.

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Speaker 2: These that the nice looks to me like diabetes in

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Speaker 2: a cup in a good way. I don't have much

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Speaker 2: of a sweet tooth.

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Speaker 3: But you get a violet crumb. You get a violet

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Speaker 3: crumble mcflurry.

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Speaker 2: Or does sound nice? I'm just trying to avoid it.

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Speaker 3: Got the McDonald's soft serve. And then the spoon that

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Speaker 3: we eat the mcflurry with is a chocolate bar that

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Speaker 3: turns into the agitator that whips up the mcflurry. Here

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Speaker 3: lies the problem. The machine is always broken. You're hanging

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Speaker 3: for a mcflurry. You get down to the McDonald's, are sorry.

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Speaker 1: The machine's broken. The conspiracists among us, me included, will

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Speaker 1: say well, they're too lazy to clean the machine because

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Speaker 1: it takes four hours to clean the machine.

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Speaker 2: You heard that from someone who worked there. They said

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Speaker 2: that they want to leave them minute their shifts over,

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Speaker 2: so four hours beforehand they say, oh, it's broken.

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Speaker 3: Yep. So this has gone right to the top in

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Speaker 3: America of the FTC or the Federal Trade Commission, and

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Speaker 3: they've been investigating complates from macus franchises.

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Speaker 1: It seems that the machine is indeed broken. The machine.

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Speaker 1: So when you buy a McDonald's franchise or the equipment

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Speaker 1: comes with it, the mob that makes the machine, you

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Speaker 1: have to you'll behold to them to come out and

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Speaker 1: repair the machine. Right, So you're stuck with these expensive repairs.

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Speaker 1: So it's better to just have the thing broken and

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Speaker 1: hope that no one wants.

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Speaker 2: The mcflurry until Brendan Jones a little.

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Speaker 1: Tear streaked face of jonesy standing there.

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Speaker 2: Well, that was yesterday's news. What else have you got.

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Speaker 3: The other bombshell news? Well, about is the character or

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Speaker 3: the providence of Grimace? Do you know about grimmers?

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Speaker 2: So I'll take over, shall I?

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Speaker 1: Do you know about groomers?

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm Grimace is the big purple blob.

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Speaker 3: Ye yep, And I said that he was a milkshake blob.

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Speaker 2: That's what it's a blob like that in a Milkshow, that's.

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Speaker 3: Because your grimace when you get the thick shake your

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Speaker 3: grimace because it's so cold, you get brain feeds.

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Speaker 2: And why is that big and purple?

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know about.

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Speaker 2: Well, apparently it's been revealed that Grimace is an enormous

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Speaker 2: taste bud. This has come about Windsor McDonald's manager has

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Speaker 2: revealed that Grimace is a taste bud. Did you are

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Speaker 2: you shocked to hear that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a big taste bud. Well, how big is

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Speaker 1: the tongue?

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Speaker 2: Well, that's why they don't make another one of these

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Speaker 2: mascots a giant tongue. It would will be unseemly because

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Speaker 2: you take it be Gene Simmons.

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Speaker 1: There's millions of taste buds on your tie.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's because this taste bud if you look at

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Speaker 2: it's the same size then as the what's the big hamburglar?

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Speaker 2: And that was the one that's a big burger. Ma' mccheese,

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Speaker 2: ma'amoc cheese. Yeah, the big Hamburger is the same size

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Speaker 2: as a taste bud. Yeah, it's a confusing world for children. Apparently, initially,

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Speaker 2: when Grim's first came out, he was a baddie. He

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Speaker 2: was a villain, but it scared young customers, so they've

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Speaker 2: turned him into a friendly blob.

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Speaker 3: So Hamburgler he's the original villain, he's the gangster's and

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Speaker 3: he's the one that's blowing all this information wide open.

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Speaker 2: Can I reveal while you like talking about all this

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Speaker 2: why because seventeen years ago, when you first asked me

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Speaker 2: to come and work on this radio show with you,

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Speaker 2: I had a new baby at home. I thought, I

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Speaker 2: don't know if I can do daily radio. And I thought, look,

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Speaker 2: i'll tune in because you were on air, and I

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Speaker 2: thought I'll tune in and just hear the show. And

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Speaker 2: you were doing what we would now call a tribal

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Speaker 2: drum a phone topic. Will you ask people to call

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Speaker 2: in and tell you their favorite McDonald's character. I said,

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Speaker 2: I don't think I can do this shit. So every

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Speaker 2: chance you get, you bring in these stories in a

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Speaker 2: passive aggressive way, so I end up discussing them.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a good idea, though, What is your favorite?

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Speaker 2: Curiosity went through the MINSA years ago.

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Speaker 1: What about Ronald?

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Speaker 3: Do you like him?

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Speaker 1: No, it's.

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Speaker 2: That's what I said. I'm not coming to it with

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Speaker 2: that clown.

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Speaker 1: He's a clown that runs the

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Speaker 2: Joint, Jonesy and Amanda's