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Speaker 5: How we all do? Real good, real good? Yeah, Patsy, come.

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Speaker 3: On, Jack, I can hear you guys?

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Speaker 5: Can you hear me?

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Speaker 5: Do you know what my ninety yeard daughters coming to

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Speaker 5: work on the show today, right before waiting before she

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Speaker 5: goes back to university. And there's four pence of headphones

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Speaker 5: in here, right and this is the mostly Melbourn's biggest

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Speaker 5: she was meant to be wearing, they don't even work.

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Speaker 5: This place tests me sometimes, Patsy, how's life with you? Mate? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Good.

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Speaker 2: We've got a new favorite thing at home that's got

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Speaker 2: for Christmas, a hot dog maker. It was top on

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Speaker 2: his Christmas list, was it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? It was one of those gifts that a wife

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Speaker 5: sort of gets on Christmas Eve. We see them like

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Speaker 5: sort of with a giant arrow of stuff for gift

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Speaker 5: ideas for the man in your life. There's a hot

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Speaker 5: dog machine there, hammers buckets.

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Speaker 2: No, we've got to be quick, so they come out.

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Speaker 2: Ancho brings them out at Kama.

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Speaker 5: Oh you went premium, Yeah yeah, top, top of the range.

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Speaker 2: Nothing, nothing's too good for my man about.

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Speaker 5: To go to Chadstern and any one of the nice

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Speaker 5: stores there. You just went and got the Ancho brand,

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Speaker 5: a Gucci hot dog.

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Speaker 2: Warmup, brilliant. Don't knock it, but I reckon. We've uncovered

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Speaker 2: a conspiracy theory because you get hot dog buns in

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Speaker 2: a pack of six, right, we get the actual hot

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Speaker 2: dogs from Woollies. These this really nice brand which evades

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Speaker 2: me at the moment. But it's a really good quality sausage.

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Speaker 2: But it comes in packs of five, so it only

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Speaker 2: has five hot dogs.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, this is a big conspiracy.

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Speaker 2: So you've got one bar a conspiracy leftover to stay

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Speaker 2: with five vaccine Wake up sheep.

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Speaker 3: You know who this is, big bun.

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Speaker 5: Right to the top of the big bum business.

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Speaker 2: It's annoying, though, why not do don't do five dogs?

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Speaker 4: Do you see?

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Speaker 2: Surely that's the common currency, you know.

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Speaker 3: Whenever I got hot dogs, I like to go to

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Speaker 3: the deli in order them individually, because then you get

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Speaker 3: exactly how many you need.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're not great idea.

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Speaker 5: You get a bespoke amount.

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Speaker 2: That's all right if you want just to redicate.

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Speaker 5: Way to fix a conspiracy as well.

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Speaker 2: No, but these hot dogs are like had this barbecue

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Speaker 2: flavor to them, like.

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Speaker 5: Their proper they smoked kran Sky.

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Speaker 2: No, they're not a Kransky. They are a hot dog,

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Speaker 2: but they have that smoked name you right now, I

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Speaker 2: know I have to. I will text Chris when he

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Speaker 2: gets up to get the name for you.

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Speaker 5: And so how does it? It's a hot machine like

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Speaker 5: the one you see at the cinema, or like Dodgy

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Speaker 5: the conservo stations where they're like the hot dogs like sweat,

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Speaker 5: like how long something went on there? A year? I've

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Speaker 5: never seen anyone eat willows and live to tell the

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Speaker 5: telle you haven't won the cinema. I'm alright. Actually, there's

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Speaker 5: only like two of them, aren't there? Where are the others?

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Speaker 8: They've eaten each other. These are the last two.

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Speaker 5: So, like a servo station in the middle of nowhere,

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Speaker 5: you just sit there really hungry. Do that thing will

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Speaker 5: eat me? I don't need That's great.

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Speaker 2: You put a little bit of water in the bottom

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Speaker 2: of it and it heats up and it's so quick.

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Speaker 5: It's like I could do that with something called a pan.

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Speaker 5: It's same. I use my anchopan and to do that.

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Speaker 3: Why do you need a new appliance for that? Because

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Speaker 3: the sauce works fine.

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Speaker 2: No it doesn't, No, it doesn't. It's something about the steaming,

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Speaker 2: the steaming procedure that happens that brings out the flavor,

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Speaker 2: whereas you put it in a saucepan and it just boils.

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Speaker 5: The same process, you're warming them up through hot water.

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Speaker 2: What tomorrow is going to be Hot Dog Friday. I'm

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Speaker 2: going to bring it in love it the hot dogs

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Speaker 2: for breakfast to deal.

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Speaker 8: Thank you very much, Patsy.

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Speaker 5: hosting our longest serve up for grabs. Tickets to go

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Speaker 5: to the Australian Open and the Men's Final. We have

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Speaker 5: a pair of tickets. They are worth thousands. All you

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Speaker 5: have to do, all you have to do is such

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Speaker 5: an easy thing is smash the tennis ball over the

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Speaker 5: era seventy meters is the distance. Obviously, lots of emails

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Speaker 5: coming through every single day. There was one poor guy

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Speaker 5: who I think must be a bit confused. He was saying,

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Speaker 5: how we'd like to take part in the Australian Open

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Speaker 5: next Wednesday. I'm happy for the confusion. Do people think

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Speaker 5: that we are affiliated? This is an official thing now

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Speaker 5: they're going to be doing every year. Yes, I have

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Speaker 5: that in his mind. He's telling his friends, I'm very

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Speaker 5: this close to the moment have taken. But in the Australia.

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Speaker 3: Christians keep's name Men's fine and Men's. I'm playing against

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Speaker 5: A wildcar thing. I don't know what it is, or

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Speaker 5: like an os kigs team they're going to do before

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Speaker 5: Why didn't they do os hit before the men's and

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Speaker 5: the women's final?

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Speaker 8: All right, so Rio, what have you found out about?

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Speaker 5: Because it sounds like such a such a lovely item

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Speaker 5: to get your hospital for Christmas, say a hot dog machine?

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Speaker 5: How much would you find out they are?

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Speaker 9: The Anco hot dog maker is on sale now in

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Speaker 9: Kmart for two dollars.

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Speaker 2: No, no, I paid more than that, of course it's

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Speaker 2: of course it's two dollars now right now?

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Speaker 3: Of it he's got a big two dollars.

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Speaker 5: Basically, how much is a path because that's all a

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Speaker 5: hot dog machine is. You've got him a pan.

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Speaker 2: It's on clearance now, of course it's two dollars, but

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Speaker 2: I paid thirty at the time.

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Speaker 9: You couldn't because they were fourteen dollars.

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Speaker 2: Four dollars with the hot dogs and the bums.

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Speaker 5: You bought him hot dog machine.

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Speaker 2: That wasn't all I got for him.

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Speaker 8: That thing is on hard rubbish by no way, yes way.

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Speaker 2: It used at least once a week on a Saturday

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Speaker 5: We love a thing up the front there, local rotarian

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Speaker 5: lunch on a Saturday. I can imagine Chris doing that,

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Speaker 5: setting up his own store, very happy there with a

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Speaker 5: dress all table, be very happy, Patsy.

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Speaker 3: How many appliances do you guys have? You know you

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Speaker 3: have an appliants for every single time.

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Speaker 2: We do have a regular purge every Christmas. I do go.

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Speaker 2: I'm known to go from the back of the house

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Speaker 8: It all go down and chuck it in the river.

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Speaker 8: Some Robert Doin's heads.

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Speaker 2: No goes to charity or if it's busted, goes to

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Speaker 5: Honestly, there's no way that has got another one or

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Speaker 5: two more uses into it.

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Speaker 2: I guarantee this time next year we will still be

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Speaker 2: using the hot dog maker.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So the charities who really lose out of that

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Speaker 3: because they don't get the hot.

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Speaker 5: Now, Jackie boy talking about the tennis and the longest

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Speaker 5: serve we're doing the moment. You found some great stats

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Speaker 5: about players that smash up their rackets.

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Speaker 3: Which tennis players have smashed their rackets the most? I'll

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Speaker 3: it's a high or low number?

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Speaker 5: Rafae on a doll Oh low, Yeah, I'd say no

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Speaker 3: Yeah, very gentlemanly. Never smashed a racket.

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Speaker 5: Hasn't he.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, he's too ordered, isn't he.

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Speaker 5: That's right, everything has to be very precise with him.

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Speaker 3: Roger Federer also a good boy in tennis.

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Speaker 5: I would say medium.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I'd say low for Federer as well.

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Speaker 3: Still low. He's smashed eleven rackets.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but I bet in a very well mannered way.

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Speaker 5: I bet he had his own specialized tools that he

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Speaker 5: unwraps and they're very shining. He actually sawed it in

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Speaker 5: immaculate brush, some sort of amani brush it then combed

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Speaker 3: What about what do you reckon about? Jokovic?

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Speaker 5: Quite a few hot head medium fifty four bloody, How

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Speaker 5: that's amazing.

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Speaker 3: John McEnroe obviously hundreds the known bad boy.

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Speaker 5: Anytime you see a footagem and actually he's smashing that

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Speaker 5: racket one hundreds seventy eight now I mention of Stephan

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Speaker 3: The way, all of these are blown out of the

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Speaker 3: water by former Russian tennis player Marritt saffn seven hundred

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's almost must. You must be doing

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Speaker 3: You think of the cost of the rackets. Then also

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Speaker 5: I didn't know that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, between five hundred and two and a half thousand

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Speaker 5: Role, maybe he's got anchor rackets two dollars ago.

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Speaker 3: He would have spent over one and a half million

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Speaker 5: Twelve years of money. Now, Rio, you've been at the

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Speaker 5: tennis over the last couple of days, you reckon, You've

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Speaker 5: got a question Sparency theory.

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Speaker 9: Yes, I've got a burning question for if any umpires

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Speaker 9: umpire matches that sometimes go for over five hours, really long,

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Speaker 9: and they never ever ever take a bathroom break. We

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Speaker 9: were talking about this at the tennis yesterday.

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Speaker 3: And the linesmen as well.

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Speaker 9: Hey well they don't exist anymore, but how do they

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Speaker 9: get rid of the long yea, they don't have.

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Speaker 8: AI.

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Speaker 9: I was told umpires were adult nappies when they go

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Speaker 9: and umpire match, so they can do their business sitting

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Speaker 9: high up on that seat during a five hour match.

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Speaker 5: I'm not mad at that theory because you think about

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Speaker 5: they have to hydrate. It's hot wherever they're a tournament

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Speaker 5: anywhere in the world, and at Pantsy's favorite place, ronand Garosh,

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Speaker 5: you know here in Melbourne they have to hydrate because

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Speaker 5: they're up there, they're exposed in the sun. What could

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Speaker 5: you go five hours ago in the toyat.

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Speaker 3: But you think if the person doing that, I probably couldn't.

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Speaker 3: I would want a bathroom break. But they're always such

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Speaker 3: like I imagine an umpire is like a five.

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Speaker 5: They're very they're very sort of ordained, quite fancy.

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Speaker 3: People have to wei.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's quite right. King still got shipped, always saying

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Speaker 5: it every day about myself. That's how I excuse my

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Speaker 5: So next Wednesday, up for grabs two VIP courtside tickets

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Speaker 5: This is so sweet, this is so sweet, bloody time consumer.

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Speaker 8: I don't want it to take She's better than you.

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Speaker 5: why Not Well Played? All right, So family Disney, so

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Speaker 14: It's like a competition they have up in Banilla area.

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Speaker 15: They do hose relays and all that sort of stuff.

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Speaker 16: We are, we are, we might all continental small goods,

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Speaker 16: It's Moulvin Conmental Butcher's, seventy nine, glens Ferry Road.

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Speaker 16: No, you'd want to get a pretty good hot dog

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Speaker 2: That's well, My point is it's quality sausage.

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Speaker 12: We have?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I love a pork sauce, only pork sauce made,

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Speaker 5: not the beef ones.

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Speaker 16: No, no, no, this is all nine. That's lovely.

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Speaker 5: A show, really all right. You don't have to order that.

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Speaker 5: That's meant to be self deprecated. But that snacked tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: Christian Connell Show podcast yesterday.

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Speaker 5: So I was out get my bins in and saw

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Speaker 5: one of the neighbors suddenly go flying out of his house,

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Speaker 5: running down the road barefoot, and he was yelling phone

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Speaker 5: and his daughter must have I missed the other bit.

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Speaker 5: It must have just gone down the road in her

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Speaker 5: car and left her phone behind. He was chasing after

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Speaker 5: a sort of just ill. He hands about of shorts

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Speaker 5: on was it was topless, had no shoes on, and

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Speaker 5: he was yelling both and you know that thing where

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Speaker 5: you go I need to help. And I got out

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Speaker 5: in the middle of street and I was like just

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Speaker 5: waving behind him. I still don't know. I never saw

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Speaker 5: my I just saw bins and go. I hope that

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Speaker 5: scene played out the way he wanted to help. How

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Speaker 5: long was he going to keep?

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Speaker 8: Is he still there now on the Kume Highway.

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Speaker 3: It shows how important devices are at our life.

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Speaker 5: She needs just to stay alive. It's a vital medicine.

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Speaker 5: The phone didn't turn to push shoes on. He was

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Speaker 5: legging it down the street after his daughter in the car.

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Speaker 5: So this morning, I want to know who or what

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Speaker 5: have you given chase to or that's chased you, Patsy

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Speaker 5: I in a former life, In a former life, King

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Speaker 5: Charles's paptologist.

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Speaker 2: Thank goodness. I used to do spooking for shops at

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Speaker 2: shopping centers when we were saving money for our wedding.

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Speaker 2: So I used to do maybe three nights a week,

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Speaker 2: and I, you know, stand outside the shops more your

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Speaker 2: clothing shops had a good contract with Maya, quite profitable.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, well I liked what would.

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Speaker 5: I say, Yeah, actually did very well. Thank you.

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Speaker 8: In case you're wondering, Yeah, we did one night.

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Speaker 2: I was at a shopping center on a Thursday and

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Speaker 2: night I think it was. Anyway, you would put your

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Speaker 2: handbag at the back of the store, like in their

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Speaker 2: back room, and then you'd go out the front do

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Speaker 2: your job, and this gang of kids came in and

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Speaker 2: actually stole everyone's handbag that worked at the shop, and mine,

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Speaker 2: mine was included in that. Anyway, they were loitering around.

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Speaker 5: It was this before you're a newsreader.

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Speaker 13: No, I.

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Speaker 2: Was born in newsreader. I came out news reading.

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Speaker 5: Reading. That's the autobography title. Write that.

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Speaker 2: But they looked suspicious, and I thought they're up to

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Speaker 2: no good.

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Speaker 3: So you're still at this point on the microphone.

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Speaker 5: Doing that and looking at a gang as well, you know,

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Speaker 5: don't ever get these shoes can't stay at this price.

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Speaker 2: In the corner of my eye, I thought that they

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Speaker 2: were weird. They were just loitering. I thought they're up

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Speaker 2: to no good. They're in a girl's dress shop as well.

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Speaker 2: I thought that's a bit odd for young boys to

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Speaker 2: be in a girl's stress shop anyway, And then they

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Speaker 2: ran out of the store all of a sudden, and

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Speaker 2: I noticed they had my purse tucked up under one

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Speaker 2: of their arms.

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Speaker 5: Height of ron quickly and I'd like to see your

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Speaker 5: saying bowl, I'll quickly do one is with a ladies

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Speaker 5: purse talked under his fast.

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Speaker 2: Well, I had no hope because I was nearly thirty

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Speaker 2: and they would have been I don't know fourteen or fifteen,

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Speaker 2: but would.

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Speaker 5: You take one of your high heels off and throw

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Speaker 5: out them like a champlain or throwing staff.

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Speaker 2: Had a microphone in my hand, didn't.

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Speaker 3: I last see them?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: So I called out.

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Speaker 5: Worry team members. I'm on the radio tomorrow at six,

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Speaker 5: this will be rated.

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Speaker 2: I had to say stop, stop, They've got my purse,

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Speaker 2: and it restored my faith in humanity.

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Speaker 5: Anyone do anything, I would just go.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely they did, and this was the best part of it.

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Speaker 2: All these men I reckon, there would have been ten

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Speaker 2: or twelve blos. I'm serious.

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Speaker 5: This is a scene from an old timy movie, not

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Speaker 5: in reality or giving Chase.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, there were trade young fellers, there were trade's, there were.

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Speaker 5: Fellows crime will not pay off.

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Speaker 2: There was shopkeepers coming these.

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Speaker 5: Butcher's candlestick makers took Chase, took Chase across high Point,

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Speaker 5: caught these guys called security police.

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Speaker 2: Were called and got and all.

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Speaker 5: The other best that be a lesson to any youngster's

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Speaker 5: listened right now who are contemplating a life of crime.

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Speaker 5: It doesn't. It doesn't.

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Speaker 4: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Who or what have you given Chase to? Or been

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Speaker 5: chased by Christian. I once gave chase to a dog

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Speaker 5: who would escaped from the vets. Always wondered any of

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Speaker 5: those dogs or cats that would just make a break

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Speaker 5: for freedom. Wow, we we spotted a big lab would

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Speaker 5: be a big layer, wouldn't it running for freedom down

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Speaker 5: the street? And some sort of vettech running after him?

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Speaker 5: In my mind with some sort of need or syringe.

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Speaker 5: Am I now over likely we caught up and got

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Speaker 5: hold of that dog, even it was only free for

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Speaker 5: a minute or two, best moment of its day.

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Speaker 3: It's very hard to catch a dog because of their agility.

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Speaker 3: I set myself a goal once to trying to catch

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Speaker 3: Luna at the park by border collie, and I could

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Speaker 3: never get it.

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Speaker 5: It's always good to have goals in and if I

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Speaker 5: never know that on anyone's bucket list to catch my dog.

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Speaker 5: Let's go to Kirsty. Hi, Hello Kirsty, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 13: Thank you.

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Speaker 14: I had to chase the greyhound bus.

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Speaker 3: And what happened?

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Speaker 14: Yeah, So we had dropped off our bags as backpackers

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Speaker 14: and we took our car, our rental car back went

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Speaker 14: back to Forever to get back to the bus depot.

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Speaker 14: As we're getting out of the cab. See the bus

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Speaker 14: start departing. That has got our backpacks on it. So

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Speaker 14: I leg it out of the cab and start running

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Speaker 14: up the exit ramp from the depot, fragging down the

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Speaker 14: driver desperately. I'm a bit fitter than my husband, so

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Speaker 14: I got there first. Thankfully, driver gorgeous man stopped. I

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Speaker 14: explained he had a sign, but the bus was packed

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Speaker 14: and we had to do this embarrassing walk of shame

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Speaker 14: to find seats right at the back.

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Speaker 6: Of the.

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Speaker 5: What a series of funny events all put together. Hilarity ensued.

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Speaker 5: That's lovely stuff. Bye bye, Kirsty, and let's go to mail.

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Speaker 5: Now up against time today, guys Mail, Good morning.

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Speaker 13: Good morning. How are you all?

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Speaker 5: Team mail? Now? What do you give chase to? Or

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Speaker 5: chase by mail?

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Speaker 13: I actually gave chase to a man in the shopping

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Speaker 13: center aisles who had stolen an other elderly lady's purse.

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Speaker 13: He was coming down the aisle. She screamed out that

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Speaker 13: he'd got her purse, and I just leaped into action,

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Speaker 13: didn't even realize I did it. Jumped onto him like

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Speaker 13: a kick on, like a click on koala. He went

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Speaker 13: flying into the side of the aisle, and it was

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Speaker 13: really toilet paper that he fell into. Anyway, about ten

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Speaker 13: guys jumped on top of him, grabbed him, and she

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Speaker 13: got her purse.

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Speaker 5: BacT ten guys, guys number three, all these these vigilantes

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Speaker 5: protecting the ladies purses of Australia. But I mean, you're

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Speaker 5: going to be careful. You don't know what you could

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Speaker 5: be dealing with there leaping on like a koala.

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Speaker 13: Oh that's what the gentleman actually said to me once

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Speaker 13: I got him. It was It was funny because once

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Speaker 13: all the guys who grabbed him and pinned him on

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Speaker 13: the ground, they sort of pushed me out the way

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Speaker 13: and took over and we'll take her from.

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Speaker 5: Here the old you know, have a go, heroes, you

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Speaker 5: did the real bit. Where were you when you were

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Speaker 5: doing the koala bit?

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Speaker 16: Exactly?

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Speaker 5: All right, Mel, thank you very much the story. Have

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Speaker 5: a great day, mate, Mary. When I was young Christian,

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Speaker 5: I sed to climb a garish to scrump some plums

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Speaker 5: straight from Enid blank book. Climbate garage. He has grown

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Speaker 5: plums up there on the top of a garage. What's

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Speaker 5: happening today? One fateful days earlier, quarterback. Is it one

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Speaker 5: fateful day the only the garage is Alsatian dog loose

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Speaker 5: as had calmed down. I ran all the way home

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Speaker 5: and managed to escape the dog. Sonnia and my husband

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Speaker 5: got chased by a very piste off swan while out

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Speaker 5: playing golf one day. I think that was the last

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Speaker 5: time he had played golf. Swans are vicious animals. One

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Speaker 5: swash of that wing can break a man's arm in half.

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Speaker 5: That's what we warned.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, kids, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Your story is about being chased, Christian, I got chased

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Speaker 5: by a big daddy duck trying to walk home one day.

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Speaker 5: What the duck was trying to walk home? He don't

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Speaker 5: dare It worked out in the pond, Christian, Jack and Pats.

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Speaker 5: When I was younger to chase my own horse down

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Speaker 5: the middle of the Nepean Highway at Chelsea. I was

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Speaker 5: taking her from ride down the beach. He threw me

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Speaker 5: off and then made her way down the Nepean Wow.

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Speaker 5: What his And we got Karen on the line now

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Speaker 5: before we go into the news. Good morning, Carol, Good morning,

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Speaker 5: and can welcome to the show. What do you get chased?

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Speaker 5: By mate.

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Speaker 13: Actually it was my mother when I was a child.

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Speaker 17: I got off got on the bus with mum.

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Speaker 13: She got off the pramp the bus with the pram, and.

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Speaker 14: The doors closed and and she chased the bus for

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Speaker 14: two stops to get you were too.

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Speaker 5: There's always my fear when my daughters were youngers, that

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Speaker 5: getting on and off trains on the underground and stuff

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Speaker 5: like that, that one of us would be the other

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Speaker 5: side of those doors that suddenly slam and something it

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Speaker 5: takes off. Yeah, I bet your mum must have been

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Speaker 5: so worried.

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Speaker 13: She would say. She was very fair.

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Speaker 5: I thought you were crying. I'm sorry, I thought something

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Speaker 5: to tell me. I'm like she went under the wheels

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Speaker 5: of the bus all this.

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Speaker 6: Quiet.

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Speaker 3: She cut the bus hundred her still runs down that

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Speaker 3: stretch of road.

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Speaker 5: Story story, love, give my love to him. Love it Carol,

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much. Brighter.

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Speaker 4: You're listening to the Christian o'carls show podcast.

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Speaker 5: under arm, over head, however you want to do it

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Speaker 5: over the era seventy meters is the distance. We're calling

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Speaker 5: it the longer serve. So we're breaking it down into

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Speaker 5: three categories. We've got a couple of people who are

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Speaker 5: going to be hitting in the young guns that's age

661
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Speaker 5: group eighteen to thirty. We've got loads of them now

662
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Speaker 5: we need today and the lines are open right now.

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Speaker 5: If you're in the age group that Patsy and I

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Speaker 5: are in, prime, i'd stay prime time athletes really thirty

665
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Speaker 5: to sixty year olds, the seniors. Give us a call

666
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Speaker 5: now if you want to come down and hit next Wednesday.

667
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Speaker 5: I do believe whoever hits the further there is going

668
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Speaker 5: to be somebody that isn't overly trained in tennis, which

669
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Speaker 5: is all about controlling the ball.

670
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Speaker 8: Hitting down. This is going to be.

671
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Speaker 5: Someone who rocks up, wanders up and just smashes the ball.

672
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Speaker 5: That could be you. So if you're aged between thirteen

673
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Speaker 5: and sixty, call now claim your spot. It could actually

674
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Speaker 5: be you. Who's that the Men's final at you're swimming

675
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Speaker 5: open calling now then if you're aged between thirty and sixty,

676
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Speaker 5: No tennis experience necessary.

677
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Speaker 4: Book Christian Connell Show podcast coming in Christian.

678
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Speaker 5: I got chased by a goat doing my morning paper

679
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Speaker 5: round around the middle of Church Street in Brighton. You

680
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Speaker 5: don't need to know Brighton very well, but that is

681
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Speaker 5: a very very urban area. You don't see a lot

682
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Speaker 5: of goats, our packers or anything that around the middle

683
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Speaker 5: of there. That's quite incredible, Tony while you're doing your

684
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Speaker 5: paper round. All right, So it is the time for

685
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Speaker 5: the seniors. If you're aged between eighteen and thirty sorry sorry,

686
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Speaker 5: thirty and sixty, that's your chance to come and join

687
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Speaker 5: us next Wednesday for the longest serve up for grabs.

688
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Speaker 5: Two VIP court side tickets to the Australian Opens the

689
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Speaker 5: Men's Final.

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Speaker 7: Himmy with your best serve. Oh can you hit over

691
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Speaker 7: the yah be courtside of Rod Laver Rosie too.

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Speaker 5: All right, claim your spine history. Smash the ball over

693
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Speaker 5: the hour a seventeen meters. Whoever hits at the furthest

694
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Speaker 5: wins the pair of tickets nine four one four one

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Speaker 5: oh four three. Catherine, you reckon. It could be you.

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Speaker 16: I think it could be me.

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Speaker 13: I could be the perfect senior because I tried to

698
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Speaker 13: learn tennis.

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Speaker 15: But I would always hit the ball outside of the court,

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Speaker 15: So I think i'd be perfect.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what was the problem? Then? Is now your

702
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Speaker 5: secret weapon?

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Speaker 17: Yes?

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Speaker 8: This is great. So you have zero control over the ball.

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Speaker 13: Oh yeah, perfect, Yes, this is what it's all about.

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Speaker 5: Just whack it as far as you can.

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Speaker 3: And when's the last time you used a racket.

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Speaker 13: I'm going to stay more than a decade ago.

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Speaker 5: Okay, have you actually have you got a tennis racket or.

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Speaker 15: I do somewhere?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Are we just providing rackets by the way, when you're

713
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 5: just there's a lot of stuff that we haven't uncovered yet.

714
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Speaker 5: I mean, are you going to go down and think

715
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Speaker 5: about so much on the lasers and everything like that.

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Speaker 5: I just never thought about that. Kick it.

717
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Speaker 13: Oh I'm not good at really sports, so.

718
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Speaker 5: This is great. It could be you Catherine. Right, let's

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Speaker 5: go to John Coome Onrning.

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Speaker 17: John, Good morning having me.

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Speaker 5: Hey, that's all right, Johnny. Boys, So you reckon, you're

722
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Speaker 5: in a chance. We're hitting a ball, tennis ball over

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Speaker 5: the era.

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Speaker 17: I think so well, unlike your last call, I've actually

725
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Speaker 17: inadvertently been been trained for this for many years. When

726
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Speaker 17: I was about eight or nine, I used to play

727
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Speaker 17: a game similar to this with my mate. Seriously, like

728
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Speaker 17: a giant version of pong. We'd stand on opposite side

729
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Speaker 17: of the soccer pitch and just whack a tennis ball

730
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Speaker 17: from one end to the other, trying to get it

731
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Speaker 17: past each other.

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Speaker 5: So you've just read that story, you've just demanded your spot.

733
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Speaker 5: You're definitely taking part. I love this Pong. That is

734
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Speaker 5: your nickname, Pong, John. You are now renamed and reborn Pong.

735
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Speaker 5: Come on down, you're in.

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Speaker 17: I'll take it.

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Speaker 3: Dave was just checking his diary.

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Speaker 17: I'm ready. I've been training, I've been up this morning.

739
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Speaker 17: You know I'm ready to go.

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Speaker 8: Good Man, We'll see you next Wednesday.

741
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Speaker 5: Pong. Okay, let's go to Matt. Good morning, Matt, Good morning, guys.

742
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Speaker 4: Here are we going today?

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Speaker 5: We're good Matt, So you've actually coming down trying to

744
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Speaker 5: hear the tennis ball over the hour of for the

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Speaker 5: longest serve.

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Speaker 18: I reckon, I go pretty close.

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Speaker 5: And what makes you think that?

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Speaker 18: Well, I've got a kelpie dog and I hit a

749
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Speaker 18: tennis ball there every single day which he runs after

750
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Speaker 18: it and been doing that for about six years.

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Speaker 3: So can I get a pretty good chance every day?

752
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Speaker 18: I reckon, I should be all right with it.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, bring the kelpie down and go and get the

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Speaker 8: ball out of the river.

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Speaker 5: So let's again. Yeah, it's a perfect team, all right.

756
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Speaker 5: Maybe you make Keith the course coming nine four one

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Speaker 5: four one oh four three. You're in our senior category,

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Speaker 5: you're aged between thirty and sixty. Why do you think

759
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 5: you want to come down? Why do you think you

760
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Speaker 5: might be able to do it?

761
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Speaker 4: Christian Connell's show podcast Christian.

762
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 5: O'Connell's show on Gold. So next days next Wednesday, then

763
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Speaker 5: we're down at the Yarra and you'll be lining up

764
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Speaker 5: seeing if you can hit a tennis ball over the yarrow.

765
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Speaker 5: Whoever hits at the furthest wins pair of tickets. These

766
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Speaker 5: are amazing tickets. C Clemain's final of the Australian Open.

767
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Speaker 5: The longer serve awaits you today recruiting for athletes contenders

768
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Speaker 5: in the highly contested seniors category. If you're aged between

769
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Speaker 5: thirty and six, Tomorrow we go for the sixty and overs,

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Speaker 5: the vets, the veterans. Hear.

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Speaker 3: That's Teresa. She called up and said, I'm sixty five one,

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Speaker 3: not allowed to compete.

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Speaker 5: That's all right, your own category, your own category. Yeah, ready,

774
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 5: old time has come on down. Bring those old wooden

775
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Speaker 5: tennis rackets. You've got the only ones.

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Speaker 8: You've seen, that little frame thing keeping them tight.

777
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Speaker 3: Whose big high little saucer.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, now we hit.

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Speaker 8: All right.

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Speaker 5: So if you're thirty to sixty, today's your day. Nine

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Speaker 5: four one four one o four three Rosy, good morning.

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Speaker 17: Good morning cruising the game.

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Speaker 14: How are your Yeah, we're good.

784
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Speaker 5: So Rosie, you've actually coming down and smashing the tennis

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Speaker 5: ball over the arrow bloody eyes.

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Speaker 6: Because I've never hit a tennis ball in moral life

787
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Speaker 6: or even played tennis.

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Speaker 3: I love this well obviously.

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Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, they're so closely connected.

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Speaker 3: I guess you could have played a games missed every.

791
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Speaker 5: So you've never ever hit a tennis ball? No, so

792
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Speaker 5: you're a tennis food.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, yes, you you have to come on down.

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Speaker 8: You have to take part this. Here's the thing, Rosie.

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Speaker 5: You can come along and take part in this because

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Speaker 5: you might get beginners not but you must promise me, right,

797
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Speaker 5: you to do no practicing over the next couple of days.

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Speaker 3: You want to say the first ever hit.

799
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Speaker 5: Ye first tennis ball. If it's one by you, it

800
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Speaker 5: will be amazing. You're my new favorite. The first time

801
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Speaker 5: she ever picks up a racketable she clears the arrh

802
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Speaker 5: after the men's finals.

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Speaker 14: Oh, she hits.

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Speaker 3: If you can visualize it, yes.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, oh, I can visualize it standing there on the

806
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Speaker 13: side of the are thinking to myself.

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Speaker 6: It's more an idiot than I standing here.

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Speaker 5: Oh kids, Yeah, no, no, come on down, Rosie. But

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Speaker 5: promise us now then, So no practicing. Keep up this

810
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 5: form you've shown for all these fifty eight years.

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Speaker 6: What practice?

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Speaker 17: I can't practice?

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Speaker 6: Only if I play this would like?

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Speaker 5: Of course? Ros is a cat lady. Gotcha, Rosie coming down.

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Speaker 5: We'll see you Wednesday. Okay, the tennis virgin Okay, cool.

816
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Speaker 17: Now, prother, thank you very much.

817
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Speaker 4: Have a nice day, guys.

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Speaker 5: Okay, bye bye. Now I got a live one there, huh.

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Speaker 5: And Dave Dave, Dave Dave you're in the senior categories.

820
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Speaker 5: You've actually coming down like Rosie and giving it a go.

821
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Speaker 17: Then going down like Rose and you were to go,

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Speaker 17: I would love to it. Used to be a tennis

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Speaker 17: coach for about ten years and I was giving that

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Speaker 17: away and they are and still lifts.

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Speaker 5: It's so often the way, isn't it. It goes tennis

826
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Speaker 5: to lyfts, you know? So feder is doing now, he's

827
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Speaker 5: selling lyfts Swiss beautifully. How made one exactly?

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Speaker 17: So that's a bit of a change. But I'm very

829
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Speaker 17: keen and waked up all over the yarrow.

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Speaker 5: So tell me this then. Obviously, if you're a coach,

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Speaker 5: obviously a very good playing a high stand and that

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Speaker 5: have you ever? Just out of interest is the ball

833
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Speaker 5: to see how far you can hit it tennis ball?

834
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Speaker 17: That's a very good question. I don't know how far,

835
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Speaker 17: like hey, you could do it, but I just know

836
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Speaker 17: that I have it in me that I can whack

837
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Speaker 17: that tennis ball over that yarra brilliant.

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Speaker 5: Come on down, okay, Tony, we see you that.

839
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Speaker 17: If Jack was standing over the other side, I don't

840
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Speaker 17: reckon you'd be able.

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Speaker 3: To catch it or coming in that fast.

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Speaker 5: You reckon going in that quick. You're going to be hot. Okay,

843
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Speaker 5: hot shop, that's your nickname. We'll see you there, Dave,

844
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Speaker 5: We'll see you there. Well done, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'commel Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: We love hearing your stories. Every single day. We share

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Speaker 5: our stories to get your stories. And right now, if

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Speaker 5: you've got a story, whatever it is, it does need

849
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Speaker 5: to be a big, bombastic thing. But you think when

850
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Speaker 5: we hear it or when you tell people about it,

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Speaker 5: it makes them say wow. That's what this is all about.

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Speaker 5: Can you tell us a story that makes the three

853
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Speaker 5: of us say wow? We had one last year from Tia.

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Speaker 15: My brother Jason passed away many years ago on March

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Speaker 15: the eleventh. This year, on March the eleventh, I was

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Speaker 15: on the train and I decided to play his favorite album,

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Speaker 15: which is No Life to Live by Metallica. Put the

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Speaker 15: album on, I closed my eyes and up a couple

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Speaker 15: of minutes. I opened my eyes and there's a guy

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Speaker 15: sitting in front of me with a No Life to

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Speaker 15: Leave a t shirt off, and I said, look, what's

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Speaker 15: your name. My name's Tia. He said, my name is Jason.

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Speaker 15: His name was the same name as my brother. It

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Speaker 15: freaked me out.

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Speaker 17: It was so cool.

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Speaker 5: It's such an incredible story whenever I hear it again,

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Speaker 5: so I'm hearing it fresh. So what's your story then?

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Speaker 5: Will make me? Jack and Parts say, well, you've got

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Speaker 5: quite incredible story to share today.

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Speaker 3: Becker and I had one this week. We met up

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Speaker 3: with her friend Nina, and Nina's parents are from Iran,

872
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Speaker 3: and I asked, did your parents get together in Australia

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Speaker 3: or did they get together when they were still in Iran?

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Speaker 3: And she said, well, actually they got married over the phone.

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Speaker 3: And what happened was they were kid childhood friends as

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Speaker 3: kids in the seventies. Her Day moves here to Melbourne

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Speaker 3: and they don't see each other again. They're both later

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Speaker 3: on traveling the world. They bump into each other through

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Speaker 3: a mutual friend at a house party in Portland, Oregon

880
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 3: in the United States, reconnect, fall in love, plan for

881
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Speaker 3: her to move to Australia and them to get married,

882
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 3: but first he comes back to Melbourne. She goes back

883
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Speaker 3: to Iran and while they're waiting for her visa to

884
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 3: come in, the wedding date is coming up. The visa's

885
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 3: taken much longer than expected. They decide to keep the

886
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Speaker 3: wedding date and they get married over the phone. So

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Speaker 3: we watch this amazing footage Shi've got of this very

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Speaker 3: eighties wedding. Her mum is in a full white wedding dress,

889
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Speaker 3: all the party guests are in wedding attire, cake music, dancing,

890
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Speaker 3: and then traveling around the party is an old cream

891
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 3: landline phone on a big long cord and her dad

892
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,240
Speaker 3: is in Melbourne on the other end in his suit,

893
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Speaker 3: with his best man in his suit and they have

894
00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 3: the whole wedding like that.

895
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 5: Wow, what I've never heard of. Such a story. That

896
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 5: is unbelievable.

897
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 3: And then within two years she gets the vasa and

898
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Speaker 3: now they live happily in Melbourne together.

899
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Speaker 5: What an awesome story. So these are stories we're looking for, right,

900
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 5: are those stories that when you shout with somebody they

901
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 5: do go wow, it's an incredible story.

902
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Speaker 8: So what have you got?

903
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 5: Give us a call. We've got prizes for the better ones.

904
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Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

905
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Speaker 5: Home of the Longest Serve Next Wednesday your chance to

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Speaker 5: go to the men's find off the Australian Open. Can

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Speaker 5: you hear tennis ball over the era? Good one into

908
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Speaker 5: David Perkins signs off, Perko, as emailed to me, can't call.

909
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Speaker 5: He's at work. He's listening Christian as in burning me up.

910
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 5: You're talking about the longer serve. I need to be

911
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 5: in the seniors. I reckon I'm a chance to clearing

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Speaker 5: the era. I tore my achilles two months ago actually

913
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Speaker 5: playing tennis. I feel the sport now owes me something back.

914
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,399
Speaker 5: I haven't picked up our rackets since that faithful day,

915
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Speaker 5: and I feel it only fitting that my first ball

916
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Speaker 5: in anger will be the one to clear the eerr

917
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Speaker 5: and see me a chance. I've seeing the glorious men's final.

918
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 5: Your kind regards, Perco. You have to come through. You

919
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 5: have to come through. Yeah, you know you now be

920
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 5: known as your hitty name Achilles. All right, so can

921
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 5: you make me Jack a pat say wow? Have you

922
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 5: got a story that's going to make us say well?

923
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 5: Nine four one four one o four three Jim, good morning, Hi,

924
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,479
Speaker 5: how are you I'm going? Jim, welcome to the show.

925
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 5: All right, we're all it is. What's your story? Mane?

926
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 18: Well, it was last night in Scotland and we were

927
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Speaker 18: arranging to meet my brother. The pub was packed and

928
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 18: this lady invited us to sit and share our table

929
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 18: with them, and we got talking and it turns out

930
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 18: her husband's grandfather and my grandfather were brothers.

931
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Speaker 3: Okay, pretty good coincidence.

932
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:49,760
Speaker 5: It's not coincidence. It's more than that. It's fate.

933
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Speaker 18: Yeah, brothers.

934
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Speaker 5: I'm just happy to go. Hey, you want to sit here?

935
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,359
Speaker 5: I sit there and suddenly awareness they've got so much

936
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Speaker 5: more in common. Yeah, when strangers become family.

937
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Speaker 8: So is it a well, it's a wow for me.

938
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Speaker 5: I'm wowing. Only went well, No, well, I say cool, cool, Yeah, yeah, cool,

939
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 5: Jimmy's a wow for me, my friend. That's an incredible story. Thanks, buddy,

940
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 5: have a good day. Okay, Susie, good morning?

941
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Speaker 6: Hi?

942
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Speaker 5: Hell are you Susie? We are desperate to hear this story.

943
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Speaker 5: All I know from my very excitable Choosa Canes is

944
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 5: it involves a chimpanzee.

945
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Speaker 6: Yes, my oldest auntie is a chimpanzee. Or was She's

946
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Speaker 6: dead now?

947
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Speaker 5: Sorry sorry, just in case it all went under a

948
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Speaker 5: bridge at that key moment there was my.

949
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Speaker 6: Oldest aunt was a chimpanzee. My grandparents when they got

950
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Speaker 6: married did Germans. They spent twelve months on safari in Africa,

951
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Speaker 6: and when they went back to Germany. They took back

952
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Speaker 6: with them as their first child, a baby chimpanzee.

953
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Speaker 3: Well, well, I mean, you're not meant to do that anymore.

954
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Speaker 3: The animals don't take them home.

955
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Speaker 5: And I would even just to carry out that, not

956
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Speaker 5: even not meant to do it anymore. Should have done it?

957
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 5: Then then it was fine. Yeah, you know, what have

958
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 5: you sound to any of these animals who in Africa

959
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Speaker 5: take the moment to Germany?

960
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Speaker 6: No, this is pre World War One, right, all right?

961
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Speaker 5: Okay, they didn't try and recruit those spang out of

962
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Speaker 5: order Hitler. Okay, that is really bad. You can't be

963
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Speaker 5: using the.

964
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Speaker 3: Chimps live in the house, does it, and have its

965
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Speaker 3: own bedroom that sort of thing.

966
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Speaker 6: I don't know. By the time my mother came along,

967
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Speaker 6: she was the youngest of their five human children.

968
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Speaker 5: There's something wrong with Kevin. We need to talk about Kevin.

969
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Speaker 5: He's bloody, hairy, is he hit puberty? He's so strong?

970
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Speaker 5: We go out, Susie, this is incredible. When did you

971
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Speaker 5: find this out?

972
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Speaker 7: Oh?

973
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Speaker 6: I've known all my life. Yeah, my grandparents were known

974
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Speaker 6: as Raja and Rani. They had actually planned to move

975
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Speaker 6: back to Africa. That of course, Germany lost their rights

976
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Speaker 6: in Africa, East Africa during the First World War. So

977
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Speaker 6: they'd already bought a blockhill of land on the foothills

978
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Speaker 6: of killiman Jaro and we're going back.

979
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Speaker 5: Wow, and have you seen like photos of the family with.

980
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Speaker 6: Yeah, when I passed my first piano exam at seven,

981
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Speaker 6: I was given my grandmother's gold blocket and inside was

982
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Speaker 6: a photo of a.

983
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Speaker 5: Christian Sorry, what was its name?

984
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Speaker 4: A Gustian?

985
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Speaker 5: A Christian?

986
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's either like it was the whole family or

987
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Speaker 3: just a chair.

988
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Speaker 6: Just the chimp.

989
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Speaker 5: And what was she doing? Was you on a tire

990
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Speaker 5: or just giving a thumbs kidding?

991
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Speaker 6: Just sitting in on a Sunday chair. No cocktail. I

992
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Speaker 6: think it would have been a bit dangerous.

993
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:22,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, you're quite right. This this is incredible

994
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Speaker 5: mm hm. And how long did they have the chimp

995
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Speaker 5: for in the family?

996
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Speaker 6: Look as normal. When chimps grow up, they get really

997
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:35,280
Speaker 6: vicious and violent. So by the time my mum came along,

998
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Speaker 6: she was already living in the zoo digusting the German version.

999
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Speaker 6: She wasn't the only one that they brought back. They

1000
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Speaker 6: brought back some animals for the local zoo in Kinicksburg.

1001
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Speaker 2: So yeah, so I want to know what other animals.

1002
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Speaker 6: Look, there's a photo of my grandmother bottle feeding a

1003
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Speaker 6: very small antelope on the deck of the ship. That's

1004
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Speaker 6: in the family albums. I don't know what the animals.

1005
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is where it was bottle feeding. Otherwise that's

1006
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 5: a hell of a photo.

1007
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Speaker 6: Sadly there's only I think one or two photostable stories.

1008
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Speaker 5: Yeah, amazing stuff. Well listen, Well it feels smaller to

1009
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Speaker 5: send your cup of prizes, but thank you so much

1010
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 5: for sharing that incredible moment in your family's history.

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Speaker 18: Yeah.

1012
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 6: I've got an incredible family.

1013
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I bet this is only the surface of it. Oh, yes,

1014
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 5: we're here all yeh, Susie and many Maybe there's a

1015
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:52,720
Speaker 5: few more chapters in the story of your incredible family's life.

1016
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:54,839
Speaker 6: Not an issue at all.

1017
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Speaker 5: Good to hear. All right for now, thank you very much. Goodbye,

1018
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Speaker 5: speech you soon.

1019
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:04,879
Speaker 6: Okay, bye, everything.

1020
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Speaker 5: We just heard. That's like, where's Anderson's next movie?

1021
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Speaker 4: Christian connell Show podcast.

1022
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Speaker 5: At what times? Coming up?

1023
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Speaker 8: In five minutes time?

1024
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Speaker 5: Some story there from Susie Christian O'Connell show, Gold one

1025
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Speaker 5: A four point three. Every single mom and dad listening

1026
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 5: right now, even he have fed up with the kids

1027
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 5: being off school the next couple of weeks of the

1028
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 5: hard yards as well. But what Chack's been going through recently,

1029
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Speaker 5: we can all relate to those early days when he

1030
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Speaker 5: had to first drop them off to somebody else.

1031
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Speaker 3: All the things you guys told me about parenting as

1032
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 3: I raised this boy. He's almost two years old. You

1033
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 3: didn't this boy.

1034
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Speaker 5: Yep, boy, this boy should have got one of them

1035
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 5: chimp boys the old Germans run into something works.

1036
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Speaker 8: He's old enough to hear the show being in every

1037
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Speaker 8: half and hour.

1038
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Speaker 3: Dad, you didn't prepare me for what it would be

1039
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Speaker 3: like to drop him off at daycare for the first time.

1040
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Speaker 3: It's brutal, can be hard, can be Wow, that's an understatement.

1041
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Speaker 2: Nod's was pretty good. What's going on with Gordy though.

1042
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 5: Well he's only twenty months. Suck it up, Gordon, right? Toxic? Mum?

1043
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Speaker 2: Oh well, I just I fortunately wasn't one of those

1044
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Speaker 2: where she would cry and so, but I can't.

1045
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 5: Imagine what I couldn't wait to get out of that

1046
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 5: compound even nine days.

1047
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Speaker 8: I'll start now, in fact, only an hour old.

1048
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 2: Please I go to pick her up and say, mommy,

1049
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 2: you go back to work. I want to keep playing.

1050
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 3: Really, what age did you send her to daycare?

1051
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 2: She was there from about nine months.

1052
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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe that's the thing. I think we waited a

1053
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Speaker 3: bit too long. So he was twenty two months now

1054
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 3: when he started daycare a couple of weeks ago.

1055
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Speaker 2: Oh, it's only two weeks in.

1056
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Speaker 5: He was. He was so sad the first few the

1057
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Speaker 5: first few days, and literally preaches.

1058
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Speaker 19: He's looking at you with tearsing it's the first time

1059
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Speaker 19: you've seen them like that as well. Yeah, crushes you

1060
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 19: and you have to you're pretending you're doing this fake

1061
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 19: thing where you pretend it's the most fun pace of

1062
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 19: the world, like I've arrived at Disney then oh my god.

1063
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Speaker 12: There.

1064
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Speaker 3: So he's looking at you saying, please don't leave.

1065
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 5: What he sees is you smiling and waving at me

1066
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 5: and getting in a car.

1067
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Speaker 3: So he's got in this confusion on his face. That's saying,

1068
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Speaker 3: why don't you understand that I need you to take

1069
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Speaker 3: with me. So, because we were on holiday the last

1070
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Speaker 3: couple of weeks, said, you do it for as long

1071
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Speaker 3: as you can. I don't even want to start doing

1072
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Speaker 3: that again until I have to. So I did every

1073
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Speaker 3: drop off. He's going three days a week and it's

1074
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Speaker 3: it was so hard. I just can't tell you how hard.

1075
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Speaker 5: Which is great because normally with obviously because I were

1076
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Speaker 5: doing this so long. So for both my daughters, I

1077
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Speaker 5: really did this.

1078
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Speaker 17: He ever did it.

1079
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Speaker 8: A couple of times.

1080
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Speaker 5: I would get to do the hero's return, which is

1081
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Speaker 5: when you're going pick me up in the afternoon. Some

1082
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Speaker 5: of my favorite moments. They come running towards you. That's

1083
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 5: bet you won't let my wife do the old drop

1084
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 5: on off.

1085
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 3: And by that time they've come by.

1086
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 5: I never would have done that. Your mom must have

1087
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 5: done that. I was always I was the guy was

1088
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 5: there for you, urging taking you out of that place.

1089
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Speaker 3: During the day, they're comfortable and they've have fun, they've

1090
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 3: settled down, they got used to the other kids and

1091
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:18,880
Speaker 3: the educators. So when you get there, they're all smiling, happy.

1092
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 2: Ah Dad.

1093
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:21,799
Speaker 3: He's saying goodbye to all his friends, bye bye, see

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Speaker 3: you tomorrow, bye bye. But then something happens overnight and

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Speaker 3: he forgets that he really had fun at daycare and

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Speaker 3: get to the gate and he's that moment of realization

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Speaker 3: where he goes, oh, I know where we are, and

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Speaker 3: I know you're about to leave.

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Speaker 5: His heartbreaking chat. And then Mohamma says, how bad is

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Speaker 5: it when you both leave the car? You always don't

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Speaker 5: know what to say to help people or to see

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Speaker 5: which other going is sort of swallowing down the pain

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Speaker 5: into the You know.

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Speaker 2: What though, I bet by the time you go back

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Speaker 2: to the car and leave, he's having a great time.

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Speaker 2: He's probably forgotten.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you, okay, I'll tell you the most heartbreaking one, Patsy.

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Speaker 3: The first day we called them after an hour and said, hey,

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Speaker 3: how's he doing? We just feel so bad. He was

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Speaker 3: so sad. They said, you know what, he's really calm down.

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Speaker 3: He's having fun now. But then when we went to

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Speaker 3: pick him up we only did four hours. The first

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Speaker 3: day we went to pick him up. As we got

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Speaker 3: to the gate, we can see over the gate he's

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Speaker 3: sitting in the educator's arms, crying.

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Speaker 5: Images the heart for a lifetime.

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Speaker 3: No, okay, I guess we pull him out to take

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Speaker 3: care of goes to kindergarten.

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Speaker 5: He never goes to school, quit radio? And how was

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Speaker 5: he getting on? Now?

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Speaker 3: Is enjoying every day? It gets better and better. When

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Speaker 3: I picked him up yesterday on the way home, he

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Speaker 3: was even saying more daycare. More day are there?

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Speaker 5: You go see, but your pushy parents can wait to

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Speaker 5: kick them out the next.

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Speaker 4: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Dropping the first child offer to daycare. It's hard. Our

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Speaker 5: firstborn cried on my every day for four years.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's well, yeah, wow, that's a long time.

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Speaker 5: I should have called Pats and I got to speak

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00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 5: to that young kid. Child tooth, child tooth. Didn't even

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Speaker 5: get a goodbye to down the time way, so then

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Speaker 5: I forgot for the best in show, Wow we spine

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Speaker 5: Lee's pillow, Sleep and Wake Better on the World's Wow's

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Speaker 5: Best Pillow Spinal Ease.

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Speaker 2: We're giving those away are now?

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Speaker 8: What did you come to it?

1138
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 5: We've been doing them all did I just talking to myself?

1139
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,439
Speaker 5: We're just going to spin.

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Speaker 2: We won one of those, remember on a competitive competitor

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Speaker 2: radio station. We won one and Chris, I love God.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's good enough for three So how they get

1143
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 5: those ratings?

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00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 2: They are brilliant pillows.

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00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 5: Whatever happened? He tecords, Can we make happen again now? Anyway? Yeah?

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00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 5: As I said, you can win one of those right now.

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00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 5: Sometimes I get the thing of your odds with what's

1148
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:12,720
Speaker 5: going on with the show, but often we don't. Often

1149
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 5: you just did. We're giving one of those away. Just

1150
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:16,799
Speaker 5: said you can win it.

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Speaker 2: It's pleasantly surprised. I think that's wonderful.

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00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 5: Normally is tap.

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Speaker 2: We're giving it's.

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Speaker 5: Men's final tickets. We haven't heard a peek out utter

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00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 5: silence we've been doing the last couple days.

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00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 8: Suddenly there's a round ad dollar.

1157
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Speaker 5: Pillow and lads, he loved one of those. All right,

1158
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 5: So the way you win this is with your office bands.

1159
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:40,399
Speaker 5: We're looking for your office bands, like the rapper. Who's

1160
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:45,480
Speaker 5: that out there in the office? Ice cubicle gold, great band.

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00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 5: They might be giants. Yeah, they're now working in sales

1162
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 5: out in the office. That's right. They might be clients. Finally,

1163
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 5: they're in today and they do not like what Patsy said.

1164
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:57,360
Speaker 8: Paper jam.

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00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:02,239
Speaker 5: It is o rage against the vending machine. I can't

1166
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 5: open up that big thing at the bottom. It hurts

1167
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 5: my hand. Gold the Tingtings, they were a good little band,

1168
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 5: like they're working out there in the office now. That's right,

1169
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 5: the meat ting Tings gold plus, thank you Jack. All right,

1170
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 5: what have you got?

1171
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 3: Office battens one of the great parts of our time.

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Speaker 3: Great songwriter lanyard. Cohen, Oh that.

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00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 5: Is because that's a gold.

1174
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 3: And he's gathering around this thing to chat about the weekend.

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00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 3: It's water cool in the gang corner.

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Speaker 5: On the Yeah yeah, yeah, silver plus.

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Speaker 3: You use a lot of Manila folders in an office,

1178
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 3: you use a lot of Manilla folders.

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00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:48,440
Speaker 5: I'm going on with a bit. Yeahs surrounded by Minila folders.

1180
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Speaker 3: So do Manili Vanilli? Wait, what's the Manili Vanilli? They

1181
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:55,120
Speaker 3: got Manila folders?

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Speaker 18: Yeah?

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00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's missing the funny bit.

1184
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:00,920
Speaker 3: But that is bronze and the power into sisters.

1185
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 5: That's good. That's silver.

1186
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 8: All right?

1187
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 5: What if you've got then Office Bands Best in Show

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00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:08,479
Speaker 5: Wednesday spine Lee's pillow texta me in the office bands

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Speaker 5: over seventy five three one o four three good luck.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Office Bands is a time wasted today. I for grabs

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Speaker 5: a spine Lee's pillow for the best in show?

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00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 3: Are we're giving those away?

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00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 5: You serious? That's got? What is happening? Cheeky?

1195
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 13: I like it?

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00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 5: Cheeky Midweek? Alrighty, let's play office bat. Let's go why not?

1197
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 8: Basement fax got gold?

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00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 3: Hard to beat? That's great.

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Speaker 5: Pod Stewart silver MC Scanner scal is great gold, Chris,

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00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 5: that's really good. Rage against the Fax Machine silver, Filey

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00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 5: Cyrus Gold, Judy Walker.

1202
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Speaker 8: Well done for Filey Cyrus. That's very good. Ergonomic silver

1203
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 8: chair gold.

1204
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 5: That's very good.

1205
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Speaker 8: Mark, So I was going through puberty the month very late.

1206
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 5: Fax Domino silver, the food Filers gold, the Village People

1207
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 5: and Culture gold. That would be so great to go

1208
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:27,040
Speaker 5: in the serious problem in traffic Cooks there with the

1209
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 5: beginning here and and iced team break bronze, Barry Whiteboard Silver,

1210
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Speaker 5: Spreadsheet Loaf bronze. Yeah, def like Sam and Tona's am

1211
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:41,880
Speaker 5: I yeah, very good? All right, Jack, you boy who's

1212
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 5: getting messed and showing the spine Lea's pillow.

1213
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 3: Congratulations to Julie for Filey Cyrus.

1214
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Speaker 5: Well done, Brighter.

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Speaker 4: You're listening to the Christiano Carl Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: So over the last couple of days we've been recruiting.

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Speaker 5: Everyone's going to come down next Wednesday for the longest

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Speaker 5: serve up. Grab center is tickets VIP course side tickets

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Speaker 5: to the Australian Open and the Men's Final. These are

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Speaker 5: it's an amazing prize. What waits you though, is you've

1221
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Speaker 5: got to hit tennis ball over the yarraw. You only

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01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 5: get one shot. So we've recruiting. Everyone's going to come

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Speaker 5: down next Wednesday. During the show down to the Era

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Speaker 5: in A's categories. First of all, we did the young

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01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:17,920
Speaker 5: guns eighteen to thirty. Today was the seniors thirty to

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Speaker 5: sixty year old and Jack. You took a couple of calls,

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Speaker 5: and people over sixty, like a lot of our very

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Speaker 5: welcome audience.

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Speaker 3: They thought they weren't invited. Why cutting it off at sixty. No, no, No,

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Speaker 3: Friday's for the oldies.

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Speaker 5: You've got him my friend arobics for you old timers

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Speaker 5: during the day, bring the girls, bring the guys, get

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Speaker 5: in bowls afterwards. You know, if you're over sixty, is

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Speaker 5: Veterans Day tomorrow on the show for the longest serve

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Speaker 5: show us. You've still got that golden arm old timers,

1236
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:54,320
Speaker 5: the golden girls with the golden arms and the golden guys.

1237
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Speaker 5: So if you're over sixty, it's Veterans Day tomorrow. Email

1238
01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 5: me today. I know they weren't that Email World Day.

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Speaker 5: Go round to a granddaughter's house, send us a facts

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Speaker 5: right on a stant address envelope. Now, old Timers tomorrow morning.

1241
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Speaker 5: Then is your chance to email me today to get

1242
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Speaker 5: in there. You've got to be over sixty. Tomorrow it's

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Speaker 5: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. And then

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Speaker 5: it's back. So our first week back on the show

1245
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 5: with you guys on a Friday, we ask you to

1246
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:21,439
Speaker 5: own any dumb stupid thing you've done during the week.

1247
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 5: We called it Genius the Week, and we all do this.

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01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 5: It's a way for you to share it and then

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01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:28,760
Speaker 5: go into the weekend. Clent Cathartically Released, had my keys.

1250
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:30,360
Speaker 13: In a packet of gypsy in my hands, got in

1251
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 13: my car. I put the keys between my legs and

1252
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:34,800
Speaker 13: tried to start my car with the packet of chip.

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01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 15: I couldn't find my mobile phone, so what do I do?

1254
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:39,439
Speaker 13: I ring it from the house phone and answered, thinking

1255
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 13: someone was calling me. I was getting petrol in my car.

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01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 13: I was wearing a hoodie with ties and when I

1257
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:47,560
Speaker 13: shut the petrol cap, the ties got stuck and I

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01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 13: was ducked to the car.

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Speaker 15: And so would you just see me?

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Speaker 17: I was whipper snipping the dog area and I must

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01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:56,120
Speaker 17: have missed it picking up the poop, and I've hit

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01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 17: it with the whipper snipper and next scene has just

1263
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:00,920
Speaker 17: gone everywhere. I was wearing hit from hit to tack.

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Speaker 5: All right, so tomorrow your nominations? Were you Genius the Week?

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Speaker 5: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot Are you

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Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast