Speaker 1: Got anything good. Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show
Speaker 1: podcast right now. I want to know small thing, big rage,
Speaker 1: Some things day to day in life that just send
Speaker 1: you to disproportionately mad, even though it's quite a small
Speaker 1: thing on paper, but really your reaction to it is big.
Speaker 1: This morning, before leaving the house, I just want to
Speaker 1: go to the toilet, and it drives me nuts that
Speaker 1: no one else changes those low roles. Just a bear
Speaker 1: role there. Whoever used that previously knew that a bare role.
Speaker 1: You are handing me a live grenade. They knew, they knew.
Speaker 1: I took a photo of it because that's the kind
Speaker 1: of person. I put it on the groove channel at
Speaker 1: ten to five this morning.
Speaker 2: You knew, that's all.
Speaker 1: It says, the block capitals and what's going to happen
Speaker 1: is my wife and two Georges to go man on
Speaker 1: the edge. I'll be the one with the problem. I
Speaker 1: will be the one with the problem.
Speaker 3: Are your toilet rolls the backups within reach?
Speaker 1: Right? No, always back into the right. So it's like
Speaker 1: John Wick as I'm using one, I'm rea chamber.
Speaker 2: How many rocks are you going through?
Speaker 1: Going through a lot of the moment, Jack going through
Speaker 1: a lot of moment with fifty two year old dumps.
Speaker 2: You need.
Speaker 1: I don't go into a public tiler right now. It's
Speaker 1: like checking for bugs. I go, where's the how much
Speaker 1: is in there?
Speaker 2: Okay? We should be a right, we should be right.
Speaker 2: Get a beach tow.
Speaker 1: The other thing that drives me nuts as well is
Speaker 1: no one in my family. And I share my life
Speaker 1: with obviously my two daughter and wife, but none of
Speaker 1: them will unful. I guess that's the world, right, the
Speaker 1: word unfoul. They're like jeans or anything like that, or
Speaker 1: they're jaggings. The legs are all mushed.
Speaker 3: Up as they go into the wash.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's pathetically right.
Speaker 1: We'll wash it like that and hanging out to dry
Speaker 1: like I've got a family of one legged people and
Speaker 1: they all go, come on this childish went if you
Speaker 1: coming bother?
Speaker 2: Why should I have to can.
Speaker 3: Leave shirts bundled up inside sweaters and jumpers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I won't separate.
Speaker 3: So you would go double closed through and they.
Speaker 2: Just hang out on the line. Loader. You coming bothered?
Speaker 2: I can't be bothered? Do I like the caretaker hair?
Speaker 2: What's it for you? Jackie boy? Small thing? Big rade?
Speaker 3: Mine?
Speaker 2: Comes from the news this week.
Speaker 3: Have you heard of this Minecraft movie meme that's going
Speaker 3: around about the Chicken Jockey.
Speaker 1: Now I saw something and actually drive me nuts. It
Speaker 1: is these these hyperactive brats trashing a cinema. Yes, apparently,
Speaker 1: when you go name's Neil Mitchell.
Speaker 3: When you go to watch the Minecraft movie, a character
Speaker 3: comes on called Chicken Jockey, and all teens and young
Speaker 3: boys know. At that point you throw your popcorn in
Speaker 3: the air, run up and down the aisles. Now that
Speaker 3: is just as a form most cinema. That was me
Speaker 3: sweeping that popcorn. To think that there's hundreds of kids
Speaker 3: every every session.
Speaker 2: Ten screens. Today, it's the biggest movie.
Speaker 3: Of the year, and that popcorn is the most expensive
Speaker 3: food on the planets, the food that your parents paid for.
Speaker 1: How irritates How can that we are living in the
Speaker 1: end of times. I'm sorry, but that is that's crazy, perhatsy.
Speaker 1: What's it for you?
Speaker 2: Small thing? Big rage?
Speaker 4: Yesterday I was wrapping a present for a friend and
Speaker 4: I had the sticky tape. But I don't have like
Speaker 4: the dispenser. It's just a role, a small roll of
Speaker 4: sticky tape, and I could not for the life of
Speaker 4: me find the end of it. So you know, you
Speaker 4: open up the scissors and then you're like running it along,
Speaker 4: smoothing it, trying to find you.
Speaker 1: Can waste minutes and then the worst thing is we
Speaker 1: go right, I've got it, and then you put it
Speaker 1: but it doesn't all come.
Speaker 2: Even worse how cruel?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and like dozens of layers at one time, so
Speaker 4: then the whole role so you.
Speaker 2: Just don't even roll it out. Yeah, trust me.
Speaker 1: And do you ever do that thing where you just
Speaker 1: get a really sharp knife and just sort of cut
Speaker 1: into it? Yeah, make your own new Yeah, yes, that's
Speaker 1: it all right, small thing, big rage?
Speaker 2: What's it for you?
Speaker 1: You can text oh four seventy five three one O
Speaker 1: four three. But Christian O'Connell show podcast, don't go to
Speaker 1: work angry, don't come home from work angry, get your
Speaker 1: rage on with the show Small thingsig put me being
Speaker 1: back in the UK just a week ago.
Speaker 2: One thing I.
Speaker 1: Noticed in a very crazy city like London, and I
Speaker 1: used to work in it for over twenty five years,
Speaker 1: but now I don't live there anymore. It's like you
Speaker 1: step off a very fast moving treadmill. You didn't realize
Speaker 1: how crazy it was right, I just got used to it.
Speaker 2: I go back now. I'm like a flipping tourist. I'm like,
Speaker 2: the buildings are so big.
Speaker 1: So did you used to work here right in the
Speaker 1: middle of it twenty five years? No big deal? This
Speaker 1: haus you every day and just on like on like
Speaker 1: Oxford Street and Regent Street, where there's thousands of people
Speaker 1: every single day and night.
Speaker 2: Just people stopping randomly in front of you.
Speaker 1: Well that any thought that someone might be behind you
Speaker 1: moving along.
Speaker 2: They need to have lanes.
Speaker 1: I can't stand it when people just stop walking, just
Speaker 1: stop walk at and you like clattering to them and
Speaker 1: then have to move around them. Christian, big ray, small
Speaker 1: thing for me putting one dollar in the trolley and
Speaker 1: then you go and get it the end and it
Speaker 1: will will not released. I know it's only a dollar,
Speaker 1: but it tries me nuts.
Speaker 2: Christen.
Speaker 1: The waste of paper at the polling boots. Yes, we'll
Speaker 1: see this this weekend, Kirsten. When my wife pairs the
Speaker 1: socks and some are not properly paired, I say, what's
Speaker 1: going on? She says, they feel the same.
Speaker 2: It doesn't bother me. I don't need to body paired up,
Speaker 2: does it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I actually have a waiting room for my socks. So
Speaker 3: one side of the drawer is singles that are waiting
Speaker 3: for their friends to come through the laundry and then
Speaker 3: they get paired with their exact match.
Speaker 2: Before being put in the proper Styes, they have like
Speaker 2: a sorting room.
Speaker 3: They have a sorting room because it does happen where
Speaker 3: they get split into two different laundries. They'll wait their turn,
Speaker 3: your kids till their friend comes around.
Speaker 1: So you wouldn't You wouldn't do it, come to what
Speaker 1: knowing that you had two different colored socks on.
Speaker 3: Oh but I wouldn't even do two different white socks.
Speaker 2: I'm covering in with one red sock and one purple sock.
Speaker 2: I have colored socks. I'm coming in tomorrow. Curse the show, someone.
Speaker 1: All the things big rage Christian people who won't move
Speaker 1: up and block turning lanes.
Speaker 2: That's from Diane Christian.
Speaker 1: For the last seven days, my partner and I have
Speaker 1: been in a standoff. I wonder how many people right
Speaker 1: now listen to the show are in an unofficial or
Speaker 1: official standoff with either a flatmate or a partner. Sometimes
Speaker 1: with standoffs, it's never actually properly addressed, but it's bubbling
Speaker 1: underneath everything. Anyway, our friend here, Christian. For the last
Speaker 1: seven days, my partner and I have been in a
Speaker 1: standoff over.
Speaker 2: A dish that he hasn't washed.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if he has noticed, but I'm in
Speaker 1: this standoff and refusing to wash it.
Speaker 3: Let me know how that pans out, and either sad
Speaker 3: news is he probably hasn't noticed.
Speaker 2: Every guy is that guy oblivious?
Speaker 1: If you're trying to wonder if we've noticed odds on,
Speaker 1: we haven't noticed.
Speaker 2: Sorry, this isn't Chris, Chris.
Speaker 1: What about the toast crumbs in the butter?
Speaker 2: I am guilty of that. What's the problems?
Speaker 1: Just a nice little bit of understand it's an extra
Speaker 1: like you know, it's it's a nice little thing in there.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like the n I don't like any
Speaker 3: other outside spreads going into.
Speaker 1: What about a tinsy bit of jam yellow lumber, But
Speaker 1: there's a little bit of jam down the mob top
Speaker 1: left corner, Christian. What about people who insist on reverse
Speaker 1: parking at the train station and the train is two
Speaker 1: minutes away?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: The people that that do that thing where they drive
Speaker 1: they suddenly stop when they reverse back in taking.
Speaker 4: Ages and it's fine if you get it first time,
Speaker 4: but usually you take that five six times. Don't bother
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry to be general general relationship, but it's mainly.
Speaker 3: Whatever you say is.
Speaker 2: I'm going to miming.
Speaker 1: It's mainly.
Speaker 2: Know I was saying is. It's mainly and who've got
Speaker 2: really big s u vs? They don't know how to drive.
Speaker 4: I don't agree with you there, Well you know.
Speaker 2: What I said. It's usually I let the record show
Speaker 2: that I said nothing.
Speaker 4: It's usually trade easy.
Speaker 1: He could have said, mums that don't know the drive
Speaker 1: SUVs for the record.
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