WEBVTT - MINI: Small Thing Big Rage

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<v Speaker 1>Got anything good. Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show

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<v Speaker 1>podcast right now. I want to know small thing, big rage,

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<v Speaker 1>Some things day to day in life that just send

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<v Speaker 1>you to disproportionately mad, even though it's quite a small

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<v Speaker 1>thing on paper, but really your reaction to it is big.

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<v Speaker 1>This morning, before leaving the house, I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the toilet, and it drives me nuts that

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<v Speaker 1>no one else changes those low roles. Just a bear

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<v Speaker 1>role there. Whoever used that previously knew that a bare role.

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<v Speaker 1>You are handing me a live grenade. They knew, they knew.

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<v Speaker 1>I took a photo of it because that's the kind

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<v Speaker 1>of person. I put it on the groove channel at

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<v Speaker 1>ten to five this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>You knew, that's all.

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<v Speaker 1>It says, the block capitals and what's going to happen

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<v Speaker 1>is my wife and two Georges to go man on

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<v Speaker 1>the edge. I'll be the one with the problem. I

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<v Speaker 1>will be the one with the problem.

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<v Speaker 3>Are your toilet rolls the backups within reach?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? No, always back into the right. So it's like

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<v Speaker 1>John Wick as I'm using one, I'm rea chamber.

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<v Speaker 2>How many rocks are you going through?

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<v Speaker 1>Going through a lot of the moment, Jack going through

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of moment with fifty two year old dumps.

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<v Speaker 2>You need.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't go into a public tiler right now. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like checking for bugs. I go, where's the how much

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<v Speaker 1>is in there?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? We should be a right, we should be right.

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<v Speaker 2>Get a beach tow.

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<v Speaker 1>The other thing that drives me nuts as well is

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<v Speaker 1>no one in my family. And I share my life

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<v Speaker 1>with obviously my two daughter and wife, but none of

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<v Speaker 1>them will unful. I guess that's the world, right, the

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<v Speaker 1>word unfoul. They're like jeans or anything like that, or

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<v Speaker 1>they're jaggings. The legs are all mushed.

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<v Speaker 3>Up as they go into the wash.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's pathetically right.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll wash it like that and hanging out to dry

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<v Speaker 1>like I've got a family of one legged people and

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<v Speaker 1>they all go, come on this childish went if you

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<v Speaker 1>coming bother?

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<v Speaker 2>Why should I have to can.

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<v Speaker 3>Leave shirts bundled up inside sweaters and jumpers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I won't separate.

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<v Speaker 3>So you would go double closed through and they.

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<v Speaker 2>Just hang out on the line. Loader. You coming bothered?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't be bothered? Do I like the caretaker hair?

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<v Speaker 2>What's it for you? Jackie boy? Small thing? Big rade?

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<v Speaker 3>Mine?

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<v Speaker 2>Comes from the news this week.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you heard of this Minecraft movie meme that's going

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<v Speaker 3>around about the Chicken Jockey.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I saw something and actually drive me nuts. It

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<v Speaker 1>is these these hyperactive brats trashing a cinema. Yes, apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>when you go name's Neil Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 3>When you go to watch the Minecraft movie, a character

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<v Speaker 3>comes on called Chicken Jockey, and all teens and young

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<v Speaker 3>boys know. At that point you throw your popcorn in

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<v Speaker 3>the air, run up and down the aisles. Now that

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<v Speaker 3>is just as a form most cinema. That was me

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<v Speaker 3>sweeping that popcorn. To think that there's hundreds of kids

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<v Speaker 3>every every session.

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<v Speaker 2>Ten screens. Today, it's the biggest movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the year, and that popcorn is the most expensive

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<v Speaker 3>food on the planets, the food that your parents paid for.

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<v Speaker 1>How irritates How can that we are living in the

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<v Speaker 1>end of times. I'm sorry, but that is that's crazy, perhatsy.

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<v Speaker 1>What's it for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Small thing? Big rage?

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday I was wrapping a present for a friend and

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<v Speaker 4>I had the sticky tape. But I don't have like

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<v Speaker 4>the dispenser. It's just a role, a small roll of

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<v Speaker 4>sticky tape, and I could not for the life of

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<v Speaker 4>me find the end of it. So you know, you

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<v Speaker 4>open up the scissors and then you're like running it along,

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<v Speaker 4>smoothing it, trying to find you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can waste minutes and then the worst thing is we

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<v Speaker 1>go right, I've got it, and then you put it

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<v Speaker 1>but it doesn't all come.

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<v Speaker 2>Even worse how cruel?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and like dozens of layers at one time, so

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<v Speaker 4>then the whole role so you.

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<v Speaker 2>Just don't even roll it out. Yeah, trust me.

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<v Speaker 1>And do you ever do that thing where you just

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<v Speaker 1>get a really sharp knife and just sort of cut

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<v Speaker 1>into it? Yeah, make your own new Yeah, yes, that's

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<v Speaker 1>it all right, small thing, big rage?

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<v Speaker 2>What's it for you?

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<v Speaker 1>You can text oh four seventy five three one O

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<v Speaker 1>four three. But Christian O'Connell show podcast, don't go to

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<v Speaker 1>work angry, don't come home from work angry, get your

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<v Speaker 1>rage on with the show Small thingsig put me being

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<v Speaker 1>back in the UK just a week ago.

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<v Speaker 2>One thing I.

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<v Speaker 1>Noticed in a very crazy city like London, and I

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<v Speaker 1>used to work in it for over twenty five years,

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<v Speaker 1>but now I don't live there anymore. It's like you

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<v Speaker 1>step off a very fast moving treadmill. You didn't realize

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<v Speaker 1>how crazy it was right, I just got used to it.

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<v Speaker 2>I go back now. I'm like a flipping tourist. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>the buildings are so big.

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<v Speaker 1>So did you used to work here right in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of it twenty five years? No big deal? This

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<v Speaker 1>haus you every day and just on like on like

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<v Speaker 1>Oxford Street and Regent Street, where there's thousands of people

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<v Speaker 1>every single day and night.

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<v Speaker 2>Just people stopping randomly in front of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that any thought that someone might be behind you

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<v Speaker 1>moving along.

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<v Speaker 2>They need to have lanes.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't stand it when people just stop walking, just

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<v Speaker 1>stop walk at and you like clattering to them and

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<v Speaker 1>then have to move around them. Christian, big ray, small

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<v Speaker 1>thing for me putting one dollar in the trolley and

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<v Speaker 1>then you go and get it the end and it

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<v Speaker 1>will will not released. I know it's only a dollar,

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<v Speaker 1>but it tries me nuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Christen.

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<v Speaker 1>The waste of paper at the polling boots. Yes, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>see this this weekend, Kirsten. When my wife pairs the

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<v Speaker 1>socks and some are not properly paired, I say, what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on? She says, they feel the same.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't bother me. I don't need to body paired up,

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<v Speaker 2>does it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I actually have a waiting room for my socks. So

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<v Speaker 3>one side of the drawer is singles that are waiting

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<v Speaker 3>for their friends to come through the laundry and then

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<v Speaker 3>they get paired with their exact match.

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<v Speaker 2>Before being put in the proper Styes, they have like

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<v Speaker 2>a sorting room.

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<v Speaker 3>They have a sorting room because it does happen where

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<v Speaker 3>they get split into two different laundries. They'll wait their turn,

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<v Speaker 3>your kids till their friend comes around.

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<v Speaker 1>So you wouldn't You wouldn't do it, come to what

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<v Speaker 1>knowing that you had two different colored socks on.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh but I wouldn't even do two different white socks.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm covering in with one red sock and one purple sock.

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<v Speaker 2>I have colored socks. I'm coming in tomorrow. Curse the show, someone.

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<v Speaker 1>All the things big rage Christian people who won't move

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<v Speaker 1>up and block turning lanes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's from Diane Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>For the last seven days, my partner and I have

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<v Speaker 1>been in a standoff. I wonder how many people right

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<v Speaker 1>now listen to the show are in an unofficial or

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<v Speaker 1>official standoff with either a flatmate or a partner. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>with standoffs, it's never actually properly addressed, but it's bubbling

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<v Speaker 1>underneath everything. Anyway, our friend here, Christian. For the last

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<v Speaker 1>seven days, my partner and I have been in a

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<v Speaker 1>standoff over.

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<v Speaker 2>A dish that he hasn't washed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if he has noticed, but I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>this standoff and refusing to wash it.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me know how that pans out, and either sad

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<v Speaker 3>news is he probably hasn't noticed.

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<v Speaker 2>Every guy is that guy oblivious?

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<v Speaker 1>If you're trying to wonder if we've noticed odds on,

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<v Speaker 1>we haven't noticed.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, this isn't Chris, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the toast crumbs in the butter?

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<v Speaker 2>I am guilty of that. What's the problems?

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<v Speaker 1>Just a nice little bit of understand it's an extra

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, it's it's a nice little thing in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I think.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't like the n I don't like any

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<v Speaker 3>other outside spreads going into.

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<v Speaker 1>What about a tinsy bit of jam yellow lumber, But

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<v Speaker 1>there's a little bit of jam down the mob top

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<v Speaker 1>left corner, Christian. What about people who insist on reverse

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<v Speaker 1>parking at the train station and the train is two

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<v Speaker 1>minutes away?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>The people that that do that thing where they drive

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<v Speaker 1>they suddenly stop when they reverse back in taking.

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<v Speaker 4>Ages and it's fine if you get it first time,

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<v Speaker 4>but usually you take that five six times. Don't bother

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<v Speaker 4>do it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm sorry to be general general relationship, but it's mainly.

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<v Speaker 3>Whatever you say is.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to miming.

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<v Speaker 1>It's mainly.

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<v Speaker 2>Know I was saying is. It's mainly and who've got

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<v Speaker 2>really big s u vs? They don't know how to drive.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't agree with you there, Well you know.

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<v Speaker 2>What I said. It's usually I let the record show

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<v Speaker 2>that I said nothing.

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<v Speaker 4>It's usually trade easy.

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<v Speaker 1>He could have said, mums that don't know the drive

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<v Speaker 1>SUVs for the record.

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