1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 1: Got anything good. Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show 2 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 1: podcast right now. I want to know small thing, big rage, 3 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,320 Speaker 1: Some things day to day in life that just send 4 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:17,200 Speaker 1: you to disproportionately mad, even though it's quite a small 5 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: thing on paper, but really your reaction to it is big. 6 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,480 Speaker 1: This morning, before leaving the house, I just want to 7 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,480 Speaker 1: go to the toilet, and it drives me nuts that 8 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,120 Speaker 1: no one else changes those low roles. Just a bear 9 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:32,560 Speaker 1: role there. Whoever used that previously knew that a bare role. 10 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 1: You are handing me a live grenade. They knew, they knew. 11 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:40,000 Speaker 1: I took a photo of it because that's the kind 12 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: of person. I put it on the groove channel at 13 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 1: ten to five this morning. 14 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 2: You knew, that's all. 15 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,880 Speaker 1: It says, the block capitals and what's going to happen 16 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,199 Speaker 1: is my wife and two Georges to go man on 17 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 1: the edge. I'll be the one with the problem. I 18 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 1: will be the one with the problem. 19 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 3: Are your toilet rolls the backups within reach? 20 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 1: Right? No, always back into the right. So it's like 21 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,679 Speaker 1: John Wick as I'm using one, I'm rea chamber. 22 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 2: How many rocks are you going through? 23 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:11,680 Speaker 1: Going through a lot of the moment, Jack going through 24 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,399 Speaker 1: a lot of moment with fifty two year old dumps. 25 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:13,880 Speaker 2: You need. 26 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 1: I don't go into a public tiler right now. It's 27 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:18,679 Speaker 1: like checking for bugs. I go, where's the how much 28 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:19,199 Speaker 1: is in there? 29 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,399 Speaker 2: Okay? We should be a right, we should be right. 30 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:22,720 Speaker 2: Get a beach tow. 31 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,840 Speaker 1: The other thing that drives me nuts as well is 32 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 1: no one in my family. And I share my life 33 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 1: with obviously my two daughter and wife, but none of 34 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:35,120 Speaker 1: them will unful. I guess that's the world, right, the 35 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 1: word unfoul. They're like jeans or anything like that, or 36 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: they're jaggings. The legs are all mushed. 37 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,280 Speaker 3: Up as they go into the wash. 38 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's pathetically right. 39 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,000 Speaker 1: We'll wash it like that and hanging out to dry 40 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,360 Speaker 1: like I've got a family of one legged people and 41 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,560 Speaker 1: they all go, come on this childish went if you 42 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: coming bother? 43 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 2: Why should I have to can. 44 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:59,600 Speaker 3: Leave shirts bundled up inside sweaters and jumpers. 45 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, I won't separate. 46 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 3: So you would go double closed through and they. 47 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 2: Just hang out on the line. Loader. You coming bothered? 48 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 2: I can't be bothered? Do I like the caretaker hair? 49 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:13,880 Speaker 2: What's it for you? Jackie boy? Small thing? Big rade? 50 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 3: Mine? 51 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 2: Comes from the news this week. 52 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 3: Have you heard of this Minecraft movie meme that's going 53 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,680 Speaker 3: around about the Chicken Jockey. 54 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 1: Now I saw something and actually drive me nuts. It 55 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:27,359 Speaker 1: is these these hyperactive brats trashing a cinema. Yes, apparently, 56 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: when you go name's Neil Mitchell. 57 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 3: When you go to watch the Minecraft movie, a character 58 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:35,160 Speaker 3: comes on called Chicken Jockey, and all teens and young 59 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,239 Speaker 3: boys know. At that point you throw your popcorn in 60 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 3: the air, run up and down the aisles. Now that 61 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:43,920 Speaker 3: is just as a form most cinema. That was me 62 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,839 Speaker 3: sweeping that popcorn. To think that there's hundreds of kids 63 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 3: every every session. 64 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 2: Ten screens. Today, it's the biggest movie. 65 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 3: Of the year, and that popcorn is the most expensive 66 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 3: food on the planets, the food that your parents paid for. 67 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: How irritates How can that we are living in the 68 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 1: end of times. I'm sorry, but that is that's crazy, perhatsy. 69 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:05,400 Speaker 1: What's it for you? 70 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:06,520 Speaker 2: Small thing? Big rage? 71 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 4: Yesterday I was wrapping a present for a friend and 72 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 4: I had the sticky tape. But I don't have like 73 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:14,360 Speaker 4: the dispenser. It's just a role, a small roll of 74 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 4: sticky tape, and I could not for the life of 75 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,959 Speaker 4: me find the end of it. So you know, you 76 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,959 Speaker 4: open up the scissors and then you're like running it along, 77 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 4: smoothing it, trying to find you. 78 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:27,240 Speaker 1: Can waste minutes and then the worst thing is we 79 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:29,080 Speaker 1: go right, I've got it, and then you put it 80 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:30,400 Speaker 1: but it doesn't all come. 81 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,360 Speaker 2: Even worse how cruel? 82 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, and like dozens of layers at one time, so 83 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 4: then the whole role so you. 84 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 2: Just don't even roll it out. Yeah, trust me. 85 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,920 Speaker 1: And do you ever do that thing where you just 86 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,720 Speaker 1: get a really sharp knife and just sort of cut 87 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 1: into it? Yeah, make your own new Yeah, yes, that's 88 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,640 Speaker 1: it all right, small thing, big rage? 89 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:54,480 Speaker 2: What's it for you? 90 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,320 Speaker 1: You can text oh four seventy five three one O 91 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: four three. But Christian O'Connell show podcast, don't go to 92 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,840 Speaker 1: work angry, don't come home from work angry, get your 93 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 1: rage on with the show Small thingsig put me being 94 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 1: back in the UK just a week ago. 95 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 2: One thing I. 96 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 1: Noticed in a very crazy city like London, and I 97 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 1: used to work in it for over twenty five years, 98 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 1: but now I don't live there anymore. It's like you 99 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:25,120 Speaker 1: step off a very fast moving treadmill. You didn't realize 100 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 1: how crazy it was right, I just got used to it. 101 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 2: I go back now. I'm like a flipping tourist. I'm like, 102 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,600 Speaker 2: the buildings are so big. 103 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 1: So did you used to work here right in the 104 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,279 Speaker 1: middle of it twenty five years? No big deal? This 105 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:38,479 Speaker 1: haus you every day and just on like on like 106 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:41,000 Speaker 1: Oxford Street and Regent Street, where there's thousands of people 107 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,200 Speaker 1: every single day and night. 108 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,880 Speaker 2: Just people stopping randomly in front of you. 109 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:47,720 Speaker 1: Well that any thought that someone might be behind you 110 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 1: moving along. 111 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:50,040 Speaker 2: They need to have lanes. 112 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:52,839 Speaker 1: I can't stand it when people just stop walking, just 113 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 1: stop walk at and you like clattering to them and 114 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 1: then have to move around them. Christian, big ray, small 115 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,159 Speaker 1: thing for me putting one dollar in the trolley and 116 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 1: then you go and get it the end and it 117 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,520 Speaker 1: will will not released. I know it's only a dollar, 118 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 1: but it tries me nuts. 119 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:05,800 Speaker 2: Christen. 120 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: The waste of paper at the polling boots. Yes, we'll 121 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 1: see this this weekend, Kirsten. When my wife pairs the 122 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 1: socks and some are not properly paired, I say, what's 123 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:18,400 Speaker 1: going on? She says, they feel the same. 124 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 2: It doesn't bother me. I don't need to body paired up, 125 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:22,480 Speaker 2: does it? Yeah? 126 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 3: I actually have a waiting room for my socks. So 127 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,480 Speaker 3: one side of the drawer is singles that are waiting 128 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 3: for their friends to come through the laundry and then 129 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:32,479 Speaker 3: they get paired with their exact match. 130 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,000 Speaker 2: Before being put in the proper Styes, they have like 131 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 2: a sorting room. 132 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,360 Speaker 3: They have a sorting room because it does happen where 133 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 3: they get split into two different laundries. They'll wait their turn, 134 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:42,560 Speaker 3: your kids till their friend comes around. 135 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 1: So you wouldn't You wouldn't do it, come to what 136 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,599 Speaker 1: knowing that you had two different colored socks on. 137 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:50,200 Speaker 3: Oh but I wouldn't even do two different white socks. 138 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 2: I'm covering in with one red sock and one purple sock. 139 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,880 Speaker 2: I have colored socks. I'm coming in tomorrow. Curse the show, someone. 140 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,080 Speaker 1: All the things big rage Christian people who won't move 141 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,960 Speaker 1: up and block turning lanes. 142 00:06:04,279 --> 00:06:06,240 Speaker 2: That's from Diane Christian. 143 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:07,960 Speaker 1: For the last seven days, my partner and I have 144 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,120 Speaker 1: been in a standoff. I wonder how many people right 145 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:13,960 Speaker 1: now listen to the show are in an unofficial or 146 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 1: official standoff with either a flatmate or a partner. Sometimes 147 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:22,040 Speaker 1: with standoffs, it's never actually properly addressed, but it's bubbling 148 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,960 Speaker 1: underneath everything. Anyway, our friend here, Christian. For the last 149 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,320 Speaker 1: seven days, my partner and I have been in a 150 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:27,560 Speaker 1: standoff over. 151 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,960 Speaker 2: A dish that he hasn't washed. 152 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 1: I'm not sure if he has noticed, but I'm in 153 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,560 Speaker 1: this standoff and refusing to wash it. 154 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:37,480 Speaker 3: Let me know how that pans out, and either sad 155 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,760 Speaker 3: news is he probably hasn't noticed. 156 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,880 Speaker 2: Every guy is that guy oblivious? 157 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:48,240 Speaker 1: If you're trying to wonder if we've noticed odds on, 158 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,360 Speaker 1: we haven't noticed. 159 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,560 Speaker 2: Sorry, this isn't Chris, Chris. 160 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:54,800 Speaker 1: What about the toast crumbs in the butter? 161 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:58,840 Speaker 2: I am guilty of that. What's the problems? 162 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:02,120 Speaker 1: Just a nice little bit of understand it's an extra 163 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,440 Speaker 1: like you know, it's it's a nice little thing in there. 164 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:04,760 Speaker 2: I think. 165 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,599 Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like the n I don't like any 166 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,760 Speaker 3: other outside spreads going into. 167 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:15,040 Speaker 1: What about a tinsy bit of jam yellow lumber, But 168 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,920 Speaker 1: there's a little bit of jam down the mob top 169 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Speaker 1: left corner, Christian. What about people who insist on reverse 170 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:23,280 Speaker 1: parking at the train station and the train is two 171 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:23,840 Speaker 1: minutes away? 172 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:24,480 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 173 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,640 Speaker 1: The people that that do that thing where they drive 174 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:30,400 Speaker 1: they suddenly stop when they reverse back in taking. 175 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 4: Ages and it's fine if you get it first time, 176 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:36,160 Speaker 4: but usually you take that five six times. Don't bother 177 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:36,440 Speaker 4: do it. 178 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:39,840 Speaker 1: And I'm sorry to be general general relationship, but it's mainly. 179 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:41,520 Speaker 3: Whatever you say is. 180 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:45,240 Speaker 2: I'm going to miming. 181 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:52,320 Speaker 1: It's mainly. 182 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:54,000 Speaker 2: Know I was saying is. It's mainly and who've got 183 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:56,720 Speaker 2: really big s u vs? They don't know how to drive. 184 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,640 Speaker 4: I don't agree with you there, Well you know. 185 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:02,960 Speaker 2: What I said. It's usually I let the record show 186 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:03,800 Speaker 2: that I said nothing. 187 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,280 Speaker 4: It's usually trade easy. 188 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:09,040 Speaker 1: He could have said, mums that don't know the drive 189 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:10,760 Speaker 1: SUVs for the record. 190 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,480 Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast