WEBVTT - #56 We Almost Lost Nana

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<v Speaker 1>Got some player.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, sneeze, Yeah, bless Hugh.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt good. I fucking love a sneeze.

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<v Speaker 2>A good sneeze, a good brain clearer love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back. Welcome back to two doting dads. I'm Maddie

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<v Speaker 1>Jay and I'm Ash. This happens to be a podcast

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<v Speaker 1>that is all about parenting. It's the good, the bad,

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<v Speaker 1>and the relatable. And for legal reasons, we do have

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<v Speaker 1>to just say here, let me read the script. If

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<v Speaker 1>you have come for any type of advice, stop right now.

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<v Speaker 1>None will be given whatsoever. And if you do hear

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<v Speaker 1>anything that remotely sounds like advice, ignore it. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>shame that we're not on a cruise ship.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but do you know we can make ourselves

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<v Speaker 2>feel like we are on a cruise ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Go on.

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<v Speaker 2>We are currently drinking a stone and wood.

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<v Speaker 1>It's in a.

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<v Speaker 2>Can this time.

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<v Speaker 1>Close my eyes. I'm on the balcony. Tony off. Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm almost there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm there, almost there, nice blue screens around us.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is great. There's nothing that hits harder

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<v Speaker 1>than drinking a stone and wood. Pacific aale on looking

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<v Speaker 1>at the ocean.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a match made in heaven.

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<v Speaker 2>But that being said, we can't have it all today,

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<v Speaker 2>but we do have Barron Bay in a bottle or

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<v Speaker 2>today Barron Bay in a can. And of course it's

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<v Speaker 2>got fruity hops, cloudy haze and a nice refreshing finish. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you have for me over there? So because

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<v Speaker 2>you've got a nice smile on your face.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm a bit of a sucker for like

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<v Speaker 1>any little fact nuggett. Yes, I've got one for you.

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<v Speaker 1>We often talk about the Galaxy Hops from Tasmania. They

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<v Speaker 1>give it it's nice fruity aromas. It's also it's partly

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<v Speaker 1>grown in Victoria, partly grown in Tasmania. And this was

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<v Speaker 1>once an experimental hop until Brad he's one of the

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<v Speaker 1>original co founders. He came along and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to play with this. So fast forward ten years.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone now is jumping on the Galaxy Hops. Everyone after

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<v Speaker 1>Brad had a little play with it bomb everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Else, every care as long as Stone would have it

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<v Speaker 2>in their pacific, I'm a happy man.

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<v Speaker 1>So they say here as well, Ash for those playing

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<v Speaker 1>at home, they dry the hop with Galaxy at the

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<v Speaker 1>late stages of fermentation. Creating the beer's unique tropical fruit aroma.

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<v Speaker 1>Dry it with the galaxy. I need to look into that.

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<v Speaker 1>How does that work? How are you guys doing it?

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<v Speaker 1>Doing that?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have access to the galaxy? When you get

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<v Speaker 2>the milky way you've got Yeah, you've got to hire it.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to hire it, kenneth in. But of course we'd

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<v Speaker 2>like to thank Stink and would. We'd love to thank

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<v Speaker 2>Stone and Would of course for making this episode possible.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheers, cheers. One's already half empty. M Can I ask

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<v Speaker 1>Counts Oscar?

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<v Speaker 2>Look if any strange men walk past? He's quivering?

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<v Speaker 1>Has he asked about me? Not at all? Nothing at all.

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<v Speaker 2>He's at the moment he is a bit dictated on

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<v Speaker 2>missing mummy because mummy is away for work.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's right, yeah, no, she is away for work.

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't do that. How many she sees this?

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<v Speaker 2>Me doing this? Never get sex again?

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<v Speaker 1>I love how like when we're working, we're like overseas somewhere,

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<v Speaker 1>and April's like, actually like working hard in the corporate world,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, is that work? She is?

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<v Speaker 2>She's working very hard. If she's listening, very hard, very

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<v Speaker 2>proud of her. She's down to Parliament House. At the moment,

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<v Speaker 2>she's running for prime minister. She is good luck. The

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<v Speaker 2>plan to take over the country has started. So no,

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<v Speaker 2>she's down there working for a couple of days. So

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<v Speaker 2>of course I'm the primary care parent, Karen. Fuck is

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<v Speaker 2>wrong with me today?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you okay? You having a stroke? Maybe you're ruling.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sweating. I am the primary parent. And what does

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<v Speaker 2>a primary parent do? They get their mum into help.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the way to do it. So mum came down

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<v Speaker 2>for a couple of days because we're very busy men.

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<v Speaker 1>We are very busy men. And your your mother, mother

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<v Speaker 1>Mary is lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>It's her birthday today. It's a birthday. Yes, happy birthday

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<v Speaker 2>sixty two. And she said to me this one as

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<v Speaker 2>he goes, I don't give a fuck about it, and

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<v Speaker 2>old I was like, good, who you are?

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<v Speaker 1>She's young, she's fit, she's vibrant. I are you trying

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<v Speaker 1>to fund my mouth? No? What I saw her and

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<v Speaker 1>the I don't want to know where one piece swim suit?

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<v Speaker 1>And can I just say, whatever she's doing, keep it up, Mary,

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<v Speaker 1>because that looks great, that looks shut. No complain. Wayne

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<v Speaker 1>is a lucky man. Oh my god, that's Wayne's dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Is she a good n Yeah, she's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. She doesn't get to see the kids near as

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<v Speaker 2>much because they do live in Queensland and we're in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 2>So any chance I can be like, hey, I'll fly

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<v Speaker 2>you down, spend a couple of days, spend some time

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<v Speaker 2>with the kids. She's happy to jump at that because

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<v Speaker 2>also my niece, my sister's daughter, lives in Sydney as well,

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<v Speaker 2>so she gets to see her as well. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>like it works out. But there's some things that she

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<v Speaker 2>can't help with, like kids wanting mum wanting dad, and

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<v Speaker 2>we were really busy. Mum's sleeping in our bedroom and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sleeping on the floor in the kids bedroom. In hindsight,

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<v Speaker 2>probably wasn't the best couple of nights of sleep I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever had.

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<v Speaker 1>On the floor. What's your setup?

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<v Speaker 2>You got like a mattress, a mattress right next to

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<v Speaker 2>Oscar's bed.

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<v Speaker 1>So the kids must love that though, the must think

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<v Speaker 1>it's novelty that Dad's on the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>Totally. That's the problem. So the first thing is I'm

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<v Speaker 2>trying to get them into bed, and they both want

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<v Speaker 2>to sleep in my bed, but I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 2>bed yet because the sun's still up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like six thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd love to trust me, and I'm a busy man,

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<v Speaker 2>like clean the house, and so I've got to have

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<v Speaker 2>the meltdown of them not being able To'm like, get

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<v Speaker 2>into your cot Macy put her in there, Oscar into

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<v Speaker 2>his bed, and I'm like, don't get into my bed.

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<v Speaker 2>You can get into my bed later. If you wake

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<v Speaker 2>up in the middle of the night you want to cuddle,

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<v Speaker 2>you can get in again. That's a big mistake. He's bony,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's so oh yeah, he's yeah, he's he's so skinny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he is.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, like I've seen more body fat on a skeleton.

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<v Speaker 2>He is fucking tiny, and.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just he's a ribcage when we took a shirt off.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, as soon as I get I'm not starving him,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, that's his health choice and dietary choices.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally straight away. As soon as I get into bed

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<v Speaker 2>at like nine o'clock last night. Bit later, obviously, I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not get to get into bed. And then it's

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<v Speaker 2>a single mattress, so he's just like falling off the mattress,

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<v Speaker 2>getting back up then Macey's waking up. She wants to

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<v Speaker 2>get in the mat. Then she's shaken on the fucking

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<v Speaker 2>thing and it's like on the cot ah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's in like the prison set.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, she's like just getting the cuddle she wants

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<v Speaker 2>it to.

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<v Speaker 1>So for two.

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<v Speaker 2>Nights, I like, the sleep has been dreadful.

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean this in the nicest way possible. You

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<v Speaker 1>look a little tired, thank you today. That's the look

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going for. I'm going for tired. I'm going for

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<v Speaker 1>tired dad. Actually it's really working. When does April come back?

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<v Speaker 2>She's back tonight, Well this afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you think the kids are going to go?

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<v Speaker 1>When you take the mattress back out?

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<v Speaker 2>That's going to be another problem in itself because now

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<v Speaker 2>Macey's like and you know what she's like. She doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>really say anything. She's points and I'm meant to know

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<v Speaker 2>what that fucking means. She means get in that bed,

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<v Speaker 2>like otherwise I'm not going to lay down. So the

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<v Speaker 2>amount of times I had to poke my head last

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<v Speaker 2>nar and the night before being like down, She's like

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<v Speaker 2>head down and then two seconds after.

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<v Speaker 1>Here you're like that day you remember you remember before

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<v Speaker 1>we started recording. Your sister said you shouldn't get so

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<v Speaker 1>aggressive to the kids. I'm going to pretend you and

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<v Speaker 1>say that.

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<v Speaker 2>But so April's back tonight, and April she faced times.

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<v Speaker 2>When you're away, right, and you're away, there's a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of face time going on so that you can see

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<v Speaker 2>each other. The kids remember that you exist. Whenever I

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<v Speaker 2>FaceTime when we were away, they didn't give a shit.

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<v Speaker 2>April facetimes and they're fucking dancing in the bath like whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like she's gott to coax them into giving you

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<v Speaker 1>like second of their time on the screen.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I'm like, all right, say goodbye to moment

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm like, you're just distracting. I want to put

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<v Speaker 2>these kids to bed, meltdown. And she goes, she's talking

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<v Speaker 2>to me on loud speaking. She goes, can you make

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<v Speaker 2>sure that they're away late tomorrow? Because she gets home

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<v Speaker 2>she see, then.

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<v Speaker 1>How late do we talk?

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<v Speaker 2>So now Oscar's like, am I staying up late tonight?

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<v Speaker 2>This is all morning? And I'm like, no, you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to get a bed earlier. Out of spite what I'll

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<v Speaker 2>keep him up for a bit, but otherwise I've got

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<v Speaker 2>to wait for her to get home and deal with

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<v Speaker 2>the cranky kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Just put the TV on like you normally do.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's cool, right, promise you're welcome anyway. That's my

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<v Speaker 2>week so far. And look, I'm happy to have April

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<v Speaker 2>back because the house is a mess. I haven't been

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<v Speaker 2>able to get around doing anything. Mum's helped out in

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<v Speaker 2>the you know where she can help out. You're doing

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<v Speaker 2>a great job, mate. Hey, that's all I wanted to do.

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<v Speaker 1>You're keeping things afloat. You're doing well. I'm proud of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Into sarcasm there, none at all, No, no, whatsoever. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing very well.

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<v Speaker 2>Good? What about you? Sorry? Enough about me.

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<v Speaker 1>We almost lost Nana. Oh not Nana, not paul Ellie.

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<v Speaker 1>We almost lost that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like how she's very slow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the problem me, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>When we arrived back in Sydney, because for those wondering,

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<v Speaker 1>we finished in Brisbane, we had to fly back to

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney on the Saturday. And then she made the mistake

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<v Speaker 1>of saying once we arrived off the plane in Sydney

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<v Speaker 1>airport and she went, well that was pretty painless. She

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<v Speaker 1>was like, nothing went wrong, And I was like, why

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<v Speaker 1>would you say that, Why would you you just you're

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<v Speaker 1>now just inviting, you've invited.

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<v Speaker 2>It's in a TV show movie. Surely it can't get

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<v Speaker 2>it any worse, and it fucking immediately gets worse.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the universe going, what's that you want us to

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<v Speaker 1>function up?

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<v Speaker 2>Say it again?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, mum, why would you say that? She

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<v Speaker 1>was like, what, Well, we're like we're back home now,

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<v Speaker 1>we're still we're closed, we're on the home stretch. Just

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<v Speaker 1>leave it. So we were all looking to get the

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<v Speaker 1>bags right. And for anyone who doesn't know Sydney Airport,

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<v Speaker 1>you come through the security gates, so like once you

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<v Speaker 1>go past the security gates, they shut behind you.

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<v Speaker 2>And then those ones that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like automatic doors deal with that's to make sure that

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<v Speaker 1>people can't go back in without going through security. Oh okay, yep,

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<v Speaker 1>that makes sense. Not no, No, I'm no expert.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I'm no security exp education done tick because I've

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<v Speaker 2>learned something.

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<v Speaker 1>And then from that point on there's an escalator that

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<v Speaker 1>goes down one level underground and that's where you collect

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<v Speaker 1>your bags. Yeah, I'm with your I was in front.

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<v Speaker 1>I had Lola in the little pram yep and she

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<v Speaker 1>was in front of me. So I was like leaning

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<v Speaker 1>the prem back on the escalator. The escalator was steps

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<v Speaker 1>going down. So, Lola, it's illegal, you know that, is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm going down the escalator, Lola in front of me,

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<v Speaker 1>tilted back in the pram. Behind me is Nana and Marley.

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<v Speaker 1>And Marley's at an a now where she's very particular

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<v Speaker 1>about doing things herself. She doesn't like having a hand

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<v Speaker 1>held getting on the escalator's as well. Yeah, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to do it. I've got this. Everyone relaxed. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>this covered, no big deal. And I'm in front. I

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<v Speaker 1>know that Nana's got Marley covered. Behind me, maybe like

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<v Speaker 1>just before we get to the halfway point going down

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<v Speaker 1>the escalator, I hear a noise. I'm like, what fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>A turn behind me she is tumbling down down.

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<v Speaker 2>The escalator escalator, Your mumm.

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<v Speaker 1>Is she's coming for me. She's like she's falling gass

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<v Speaker 1>over tip boom. She missed the step. So Marley, when

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<v Speaker 1>she got on, she took a step on had a

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<v Speaker 1>split second where she panicked and then one foot started

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<v Speaker 1>going on the escalator. The other one was stationary on

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<v Speaker 1>the platform. So she was kind of doing thing doing

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<v Speaker 1>the splits. She starts like panicking, Mum, split second decision,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to rescue Marley by like bending down and like

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<v Speaker 1>carrying her up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but Mom's quite unsteady on her feet at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>She's kind of said that recently, like stairs, she's got

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<v Speaker 1>bad foot. We saw it on the cruise ship. You

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<v Speaker 1>tap her, you blow on her, and she top.

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<v Speaker 2>Legs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. She like, as she went to pick up Marley,

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<v Speaker 1>she fucking fell, dude, she like, not just fell. She

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<v Speaker 1>tried to correct herself, but as she corrected herself, she

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<v Speaker 1>launched out and like the stud as she was like

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<v Speaker 1>hitting the escalator, and she had her purse with her,

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<v Speaker 1>so the purse went flying. Sunglasses are out, wallet's gone out,

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<v Speaker 1>cards are gone everywhere, her phone's gone. And hit someone

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<v Speaker 1>in the holy shit. And luckily there's a guy there

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<v Speaker 1>standing in between mum and myself and he stopped her

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<v Speaker 1>and he also picked up Marley. I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my good. So I couldn't do anything because I was

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<v Speaker 1>I was trapped with the trot the pram.

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<v Speaker 2>I can just imagine your Your mum gets startled at

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<v Speaker 2>the best of times when you say to Matt's mum,

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<v Speaker 2>you say hey, like if we're just we're sitting here

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<v Speaker 2>like exactly that this is, and you go, hey, Ellie,

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<v Speaker 2>we're just going to move table. She'd like, what what's

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<v Speaker 2>happening now? What are we doing?

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<v Speaker 1>She flips on her back and she's like like a turtle.

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<v Speaker 2>I can imagine her like that started. I was when

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't see the other day. She looked frightened.

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<v Speaker 1>Because she's heard the stories about you. Okay, right, she said,

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<v Speaker 1>don't leave me alone with ash in the room.

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<v Speaker 2>What happens between me and your mom in a room

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<v Speaker 2>is nunny.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, she's broken a hip. I'm like, she's

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<v Speaker 1>That's how people in her age die. That's that's how

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<v Speaker 1>it happens.

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<v Speaker 2>They break your hip, get pneumonia, and die in hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>Such a sad story happens day in day out. Not

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<v Speaker 2>to be morbid or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>It's escalators, the biggest killer of old people, the silent

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<v Speaker 1>killer of this country. There needs to be more wealthy.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know I would.

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<v Speaker 1>Have checked on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Why.

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<v Speaker 1>So we got off and I put it. I sat

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<v Speaker 1>it down and I wasn't. I was like, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna go to go to the hospital. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought she knocked herself in the head like I was.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like my leg and I was expecting her

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<v Speaker 1>to lift her skirt up and it'd be like cut

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<v Speaker 1>open because because it's they're sharp sharp.

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<v Speaker 2>And she ever fallen on an escalator before, never had

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<v Speaker 2>Holy fuck it heard, I got it. I made the

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<v Speaker 2>mind a really really really funny story. He he got

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<v Speaker 2>kicked out of a out of a r s L

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<v Speaker 2>club that had an escalator escalator, a really long one

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<v Speaker 2>to get to the exit out. They've been like, get down,

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<v Speaker 2>get out of here, whatever. And the CCTV footage we've

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<v Speaker 2>managed to get hold of and you see him and.

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<v Speaker 1>He's he's laying on the escalator all the way down.

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<v Speaker 2>There is on the CCTV who's the security guards behind him?

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<v Speaker 2>Gets up, starts to like do a break dance at

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<v Speaker 2>the bottom with the escalator and then just take Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>that's I need to get that footage. It's really great.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've fallen on the same set of escalators at

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<v Speaker 2>the at that pub rs L and fuck on.

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<v Speaker 1>The shin man, it's no good. They'd like so.

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<v Speaker 2>Serrated it's like a serrated nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, But whoever's designed escalators do better?

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<v Speaker 2>Death wish make them out of rubber.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, make them like slider. I guess you know. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>no engineer, but there's got to be a better way.

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<v Speaker 1>There has to be. Yeah, well it has to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Call some strings, call some people.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a miracle.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been on the world's longest escalator. Do you know

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<v Speaker 2>that that's a this is the fact, is not a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>You I'll pretend like I'm interested. You tell me that story.

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<v Speaker 1>Go on.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in Hong Kong and they have like the

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<v Speaker 2>world's longest escalator and you go all the way up

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<v Speaker 2>beside of the mountain that goes into the clouds and

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<v Speaker 2>there's a big viewing deck. Anyway, now back to.

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<v Speaker 1>What can we take your word for it, Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>to Google. Tell me more about For the record, anyone

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<v Speaker 1>who is worried Nana Johnson safe and sound is Europe.

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<v Speaker 1>She's going to Europe tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, And that was

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<v Speaker 1>the big concern. She was like, fuck, she's going away

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<v Speaker 1>to France for two months, two months and this is

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<v Speaker 1>this is always had a dream as she always had

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<v Speaker 1>a dream, which was she taught herself French watching like

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<v Speaker 1>SBS and those weird pornos that are on it, like

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<v Speaker 1>one in the morning. Another ones. Her dream was when

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<v Speaker 1>she retired, she was going to go to some little

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<v Speaker 1>province in France. Nice little French boy and a bake.

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<v Speaker 1>If she messages me and says, I've found a French

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<v Speaker 1>man in the countryside legs and so she's going to

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<v Speaker 1>learn French staying in some little chateau in the countryside.

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<v Speaker 1>And she was like, I'm not going to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to go, but thankfully.

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<v Speaker 2>She can find a little French boarder carry around.

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<v Speaker 1>Surely. I mean, one can only hope.

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<v Speaker 2>One can only So she's fine, she's fine, she's leaving.

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<v Speaker 2>How long is you going for?

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<v Speaker 1>Two months? Okay? Two months? So it will be weird

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<v Speaker 1>to then have, you know, no Nanna in the house anything. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because she's a resident. She has she's retired, she has

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<v Speaker 1>moved in with us. She's now leaving us, and I've

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<v Speaker 1>just I've just gotten used to her being around.

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<v Speaker 2>It used to break.

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<v Speaker 1>Does your mom ever, like does she do things around

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<v Speaker 1>the house for example, Like my mom doesn't use a

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<v Speaker 1>dish washer. She washes everything by hand. That's old school,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, what are you doing? Like we have

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<v Speaker 1>technology for this. She's there like lighting a fire in

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<v Speaker 1>the backyard for hot water, and we have a kettle.

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<v Speaker 2>It was thirty degrees yesterday and Mum put all the

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<v Speaker 2>washing in the dryer. Not made of fucking money, Jesus. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad that your mom's okay, and we will miss her. Earie,

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<v Speaker 2>we will miss you. I will miss you the most.

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<v Speaker 2>Matthew Ka is bringing all the treats this easter long

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how much you love sport. I could

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<v Speaker 1>have been a professional athlete. I've always said that I

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<v Speaker 1>am such a waste of talent. I still watch you

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<v Speaker 1>of anything. I watched the games and I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 1>could do that. I could do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, why don't they run between their legs more?

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<v Speaker 1>But do you know how? I just quickly do you

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<v Speaker 1>know who I saw? And I was like, how is

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<v Speaker 1>he younger than me? Dale Fanukan? Oh have you seen him?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know how old he is? Twenty seven? He's

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<v Speaker 1>thirty two, he's thirty two.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it looks old.

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<v Speaker 1>To men like Dale Fanucan is out there playing for.

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<v Speaker 2>You. Could do it. I could do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Not too late.

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<v Speaker 2>But what do we got coming up?

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<v Speaker 1>Man? We got boxing pay per view, Zoo versus Fundora

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<v Speaker 1>live and Ash. We had a little session with Zoo

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<v Speaker 1>while he that guy, he can he knows what he's doing.

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<v Speaker 1>He knows his way around a pair of boxing. They

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<v Speaker 1>or may not have broken Rip. My prediction got to

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<v Speaker 1>support surely he'll take a win.

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<v Speaker 2>You can order that now on main Event with Caro Sports.

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<v Speaker 2>No KO subscription needed for that one, Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>And we've also got AFL games. We have the big

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<v Speaker 1>Grand Final rematches between Brisbane and Collingwood on Thursday.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on Brisbane, Yes, and you alright? We've got Esid

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<v Speaker 2>and Ens and Killer on the Saturday, and then the

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<v Speaker 2>NL games of this round will be Roosters versus Panthers.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, the Roosters hate the Panthers, hate them so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Who else you got there, Mat, Broncos versus Cowboys. That's

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<v Speaker 1>on the Saturday, Come on the Bronx.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And we've also got Manly versing the St. George

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<v Speaker 2>Ellawarra Dragons down there at Winn Stadium up the mighty.

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<v Speaker 1>See how are you feeling about Manly? They got they're

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<v Speaker 1>playing very well.

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<v Speaker 2>Look a classic manly fan. We've got thinking to win

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<v Speaker 2>comp we will probably lose h S trade at KO.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's welcome, so get on board today with a free trial.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll leave link in our show notes. Matt let me

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<v Speaker 2>ask you a quick question.

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<v Speaker 1>Please, have you have you ever been on the longest

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<v Speaker 1>escalator in the world in Hong Kong?

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<v Speaker 2>It's amazing, God, God give me strength to get through it.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you fucking held that back from me for so long?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I don't even know you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you don't you don't know me. That's just the

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<v Speaker 2>typically iceberg. Do you know how many escalators I've been on?

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<v Speaker 1>April's like, why are we going to Hong Kong? And

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, I don't know?

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<v Speaker 2>To prove it?

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<v Speaker 1>I fucking imagine my mum on that thing fall.

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<v Speaker 2>In the way here every time.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I have a question for you, Matte, What do

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<v Speaker 2>you got for me? Have you ever been in public

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<v Speaker 2>with a child one of yours and you witness another

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<v Speaker 2>child doing something quiet, outrageous or naughty that even your

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<v Speaker 2>toddally goes, oh, yeah, they.

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<v Speaker 1>Shouldn't be doing that. On the cruise ship every night

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<v Speaker 1>with Oscar, oh man, he was fucking a dream.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, what's the deal with Oscar? What's the deal with Oscar?

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<v Speaker 2>All of a sudden, he's this nice boy? What do

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<v Speaker 2>you mean? Actually that's before we get into that. Mom's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>he's different, what do you mean? You snap out of it, bro,

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<v Speaker 2>He's just so sweet and nice all of a sudden.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe because April was not here, that probably makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Well, he's being nice at home.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll monitor it. Yeah, he's just been nice to everybody

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<v Speaker 2>all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, that's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I think it's so I'll come back to

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<v Speaker 2>you on that. But I just thought about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I have I witness in his child being naughty. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess when you're at the playground.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, there's like playground seems like a place where

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<v Speaker 2>they do that.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a kid who you know, would push in the

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<v Speaker 1>slide and then they'd come over and say, oh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I watched one of the bigger kids, slightly larger, stronger

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<v Speaker 1>than the other kids, push their way into a line,

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<v Speaker 1>and May would be like, daddy, he's pushing in and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, he's a piece of shit. But you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't really I'm not gonna and I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to step in.

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<v Speaker 2>No, what happened with Oscar and I is we were

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<v Speaker 2>at the shops. Shops have aisles, Okay, as you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to set the scene.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, I think I like sweat. I just I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know how shops work were laid out. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>depending on the shop they have, they do have aisles.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's just go grocery shops. I have certain aisles

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<v Speaker 2>which you get things from.

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<v Speaker 1>Go on, I'm with you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're ruining my story.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on the same page.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I'm in the shops. Obviously with Oscar, we're

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<v Speaker 2>in an aisle down the aisle, and I hear a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a commotion down the aisle, and before I

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<v Speaker 2>could get my phone out to film anything, a little

0:23:50.400 --> 0:23:54.159
<v Speaker 2>boy has ridden his pushbike with training wheels. Might I

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<v Speaker 2>add similar age to Oscar into the grocery shop off

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<v Speaker 2>the street.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no no no.

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<v Speaker 2>First thought you think he's going to get off at

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<v Speaker 2>the start of the shop, he's bringing the bike into.

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<v Speaker 1>Say a is a bike not too different from a pram?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's very different. And I feel like he was

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<v Speaker 2>like like.

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<v Speaker 1>He was all over the shop.

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<v Speaker 2>He was all over the shop. I thought he was

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<v Speaker 2>just going to get off at the front of the

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<v Speaker 2>shop leave bike there. And first of all, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>where are your fucking parents. He's ridden way ahead of

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<v Speaker 2>his parents. Yeah, helmet on, thank god. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's strange and didn't think a whole heap of it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I hear a commotion, another one. I hear

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<v Speaker 2>a commotion, another comm second commotion, second commotion up further

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<v Speaker 2>in the shop. This kid's riding up and down the aisles,

0:24:44.920 --> 0:24:48.200
<v Speaker 2>and Oscar's like, what the fuck is going on? Either

0:24:48.240 --> 0:24:49.959
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck's going on? Or what have I been

0:24:49.960 --> 0:24:55.160
<v Speaker 2>missing out? Hell of a time? And I was like,

0:24:55.600 --> 0:24:57.800
<v Speaker 2>this kid's out of control. And the parents come in.

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<v Speaker 2>They've all got off their bikes, all with helmets on,

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<v Speaker 2>running up and down the aisle trying to catch this kid.

0:25:04.119 --> 0:25:06.240
<v Speaker 2>And they're like which isle is and he's got siblings

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<v Speaker 2>and they're like, oh, this one, this one, And you

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<v Speaker 2>could just hear it was just like a huge commotion.

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<v Speaker 1>What were the staff doing. They don't want to do

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<v Speaker 1>everyone'sdn't shot.

0:25:13.720 --> 0:25:16.520
<v Speaker 2>Everyone was just like I was like, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>I was trying to film because I thinking he was

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<v Speaker 2>coming up the aisle I was in, I couldn't I

0:25:21.359 --> 0:25:23.080
<v Speaker 2>was riding the mills, I couldn't get to the end.

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<v Speaker 1>And Oscar was just like, what, like, he shouldn't be.

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<v Speaker 2>Doing this, he shouldn't be doing and the parents are

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<v Speaker 2>yelling out, and they started yelling out his name. And

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<v Speaker 2>have you guess what his name was?

0:25:35.480 --> 0:25:35.880
<v Speaker 1>Dennis?

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<v Speaker 2>The men close Maverick. Ah, it's in the name. You think.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just doing whatever the fuck he wants.

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<v Speaker 1>Parents have no one to blame but themselves for that.

0:25:48.320 --> 0:25:53.080
<v Speaker 1>He's like, well, have you seen top gun? And he's

0:25:53.119 --> 0:25:55.000
<v Speaker 1>just like at the end of it, they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Like and he's like, right, I just see him right

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<v Speaker 2>out the shop door and off down the street like

0:26:04.040 --> 0:26:06.680
<v Speaker 2>nothing fucking happened. It just made me think I'm doing

0:26:06.680 --> 0:26:11.040
<v Speaker 2>all right over here. Things aren't so bad after all.

0:26:11.200 --> 0:26:14.119
<v Speaker 2>And don't name you kid, Maverick. No, but Oscar was

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<v Speaker 2>in shop.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to be like, that's not how you behave Oscar.

0:26:18.280 --> 0:26:19.320
<v Speaker 2>He knew that was wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Maverick is a fucking rogue child who.

0:26:25.320 --> 0:26:28.800
<v Speaker 2>Because I wish you name me Maverick. It's time for

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<v Speaker 2>our favorite segment, Matt Meltdown or tantrum of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a fun.

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<v Speaker 2>It'sn't fun? Okay, cool mat would you like?

0:26:55.800 --> 0:26:59.880
<v Speaker 1>Can I just say interrupt for one second? I find

0:26:59.880 --> 0:27:04.560
<v Speaker 1>that intro song hilarious. We did people, We did some

0:27:04.600 --> 0:27:09.280
<v Speaker 1>stories on Instagram asking for feedback can improve and a

0:27:09.480 --> 0:27:12.200
<v Speaker 1>lot of people said change the intro song.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the jokes on you because we're going to do

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<v Speaker 2>it last.

0:27:17.000 --> 0:27:20.280
<v Speaker 1>If you want it to stay, can you just message us.

0:27:20.640 --> 0:27:23.479
<v Speaker 2>I think it's the best thing we've ever done. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh quit very show. This is from Stevie. Stevie has

0:27:30.119 --> 0:27:34.200
<v Speaker 2>written in and said at three am this morning, when

0:27:34.240 --> 0:27:37.840
<v Speaker 2>my two year old woke up, he started insisting that

0:27:37.960 --> 0:27:40.639
<v Speaker 2>I read him a book about spiders. He says in

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<v Speaker 2>brackets here picture specific a hardcover, large educational book about spiders.

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<v Speaker 1>And when I said no, it's three am and time

0:27:50.359 --> 0:27:52.640
<v Speaker 1>to go back to sleep, he started wailing and flailing

0:27:52.640 --> 0:27:56.840
<v Speaker 1>his limbs around in bed, begging me whilst crying, please Mummy, please,

0:27:56.880 --> 0:28:01.040
<v Speaker 1>a spider book, please, please please, And he carried on

0:28:01.160 --> 0:28:06.880
<v Speaker 1>for a solid amount of time. What the fuck there

0:28:06.960 --> 0:28:09.879
<v Speaker 1>is nothing more annoying when the kids wake up, And

0:28:09.920 --> 0:28:11.879
<v Speaker 1>that when we were talking about that window between like

0:28:12.119 --> 0:28:14.760
<v Speaker 1>two to five o'clock, where there's a risk they may

0:28:14.760 --> 0:28:15.480
<v Speaker 1>not go back to bed.

0:28:15.520 --> 0:28:17.159
<v Speaker 2>You never know what we're going to get. Where did

0:28:17.200 --> 0:28:22.000
<v Speaker 2>they get a cyclopedia of very good? I've got one

0:28:22.040 --> 0:28:26.159
<v Speaker 2>for you, Jordi with an I is currently pregnant. Congratulations

0:28:26.160 --> 0:28:27.080
<v Speaker 2>with morning sickness.

0:28:27.119 --> 0:28:27.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh that sucks.

0:28:28.440 --> 0:28:31.159
<v Speaker 2>And my toddler lost it this morning crying because I

0:28:31.200 --> 0:28:36.600
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't let her play with my vomit back. I wasn't

0:28:36.640 --> 0:28:39.920
<v Speaker 2>ready for that.

0:28:39.920 --> 0:28:42.720
<v Speaker 1>That reminds me of April's morning sickness.

0:28:43.120 --> 0:28:45.040
<v Speaker 2>And we used to have to travel the city every

0:28:45.080 --> 0:28:48.320
<v Speaker 2>day for work, and April is a trooper. She used

0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:50.800
<v Speaker 2>to get on the bars and vomit on the inner

0:28:50.840 --> 0:28:54.800
<v Speaker 2>vomit bag on the bars, and she would refuse to

0:28:54.920 --> 0:28:57.320
<v Speaker 2>not get the bars or refuse. Her boss is like,

0:28:57.400 --> 0:28:59.680
<v Speaker 2>you can work from home, and she was like no.

0:29:00.840 --> 0:29:02.560
<v Speaker 2>Do you know how many times I've had to physically

0:29:02.560 --> 0:29:04.640
<v Speaker 2>get her off the bars to get an uber into

0:29:04.680 --> 0:29:06.120
<v Speaker 2>work when she had morning sicknesses.

0:29:06.280 --> 0:29:07.640
<v Speaker 1>How were people reacting?

0:29:07.720 --> 0:29:09.760
<v Speaker 2>I guess did she look very sneaky? Oh?

0:29:09.800 --> 0:29:11.640
<v Speaker 1>Were people like this chick's on a still on a

0:29:11.640 --> 0:29:12.400
<v Speaker 1>bender from the night mat.

0:29:12.480 --> 0:29:14.480
<v Speaker 2>She look pregnant. I think the belly gave it away.

0:29:14.720 --> 0:29:19.760
<v Speaker 1>Will people just start to move away politely dunk. Yeah,

0:29:20.960 --> 0:29:23.360
<v Speaker 1>she was pretty good at containing it. She's like, I'm

0:29:23.360 --> 0:29:24.920
<v Speaker 1>only going to eat nice smelling food and that.

0:29:25.240 --> 0:29:26.440
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, What have you.

0:29:26.400 --> 0:29:27.400
<v Speaker 1>Got from me, young Ashton?

0:29:27.680 --> 0:29:30.400
<v Speaker 2>What have I got for you, young Matthew? List of

0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:33.680
<v Speaker 2>questions matt did you sleep train your kids by letting

0:29:33.720 --> 0:29:35.960
<v Speaker 2>them cry themselves to sleep? If so, how did you

0:29:36.000 --> 0:29:39.120
<v Speaker 2>cope with them screaming? My daughter is eight months old

0:29:39.160 --> 0:29:40.880
<v Speaker 2>and we're trying to get her to sleep with us

0:29:40.920 --> 0:29:43.800
<v Speaker 2>being in the room. She screams and breaks my heart

0:29:43.880 --> 0:29:45.040
<v Speaker 2>and I have to go and help her.

0:29:45.160 --> 0:29:46.320
<v Speaker 1>It's tough, isn't it.

0:29:46.800 --> 0:29:50.080
<v Speaker 2>Look there's going to be people against screaming and not screaming.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, with Mary, we did it in two

0:29:52.280 --> 0:29:54.479
<v Speaker 2>different ways. With Marley, I look back and I think

0:29:54.480 --> 0:29:57.040
<v Speaker 2>I spoken about this before on the podcast. I look

0:29:57.120 --> 0:30:00.040
<v Speaker 2>back and I'm like, gosh, I was so stupid. She

0:30:00.280 --> 0:30:03.600
<v Speaker 2>used to put Marley to sleep by rocking her in

0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:07.680
<v Speaker 2>our arms every single time she had a nap during

0:30:07.720 --> 0:30:10.800
<v Speaker 2>the day. At nighttime in the morning, she would go

0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:13.200
<v Speaker 2>to sleep in our arms. We would then transition her

0:30:13.360 --> 0:30:16.160
<v Speaker 2>into the cop which, as any parent knows, it's so

0:30:16.240 --> 0:30:19.160
<v Speaker 2>bloody hard to transition from like it doesn't matter if

0:30:19.200 --> 0:30:21.080
<v Speaker 2>it's like a meter. As soon as we would put

0:30:21.120 --> 0:30:22.520
<v Speaker 2>her in the cop she would kind of wake up,

0:30:22.560 --> 0:30:24.360
<v Speaker 2>so it would take forever.

0:30:25.240 --> 0:30:29.080
<v Speaker 1>And then in the opposite of that was was Lola.

0:30:29.480 --> 0:30:32.000
<v Speaker 1>She was a screamer, and so we would have to

0:30:32.080 --> 0:30:34.840
<v Speaker 1>just put her down, let her scream for five minutes,

0:30:34.920 --> 0:30:39.920
<v Speaker 1>go in, pat her on the bottom, and then repeat

0:30:39.920 --> 0:30:42.800
<v Speaker 1>that process. And eventually she would get so tired from

0:30:42.880 --> 0:30:46.160
<v Speaker 1>screaming that she would then fall asleep, almost from exhaustion

0:30:46.320 --> 0:30:49.239
<v Speaker 1>from the crying. And I know it sounds bad, and

0:30:49.480 --> 0:30:52.760
<v Speaker 1>it was hard, more so for Laura. I could almost

0:30:52.800 --> 0:30:55.280
<v Speaker 1>block it out. It's just white noise for me, whereas

0:30:55.320 --> 0:30:59.040
<v Speaker 1>it would break Laura's heart hearing our daughter screen.

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<v Speaker 2>No doubt about it, there's no doubt about it. I

0:31:01.120 --> 0:31:03.200
<v Speaker 2>know you're trying to do what's best in the long run.

0:31:03.600 --> 0:31:06.120
<v Speaker 2>But like I think I was told when we because

0:31:06.120 --> 0:31:09.880
<v Speaker 2>we had a sleep consultant in, I was told that, look,

0:31:10.080 --> 0:31:12.680
<v Speaker 2>if they're going up and down, up and down, it's okay,

0:31:12.680 --> 0:31:14.760
<v Speaker 2>But when they're up and they're not coming back down,

0:31:14.840 --> 0:31:17.280
<v Speaker 2>then you need to go in because then it could

0:31:17.320 --> 0:31:19.640
<v Speaker 2>be you know, because they're going to be upset if

0:31:19.640 --> 0:31:21.560
<v Speaker 2>you're not there, depending on at what level of upset

0:31:21.600 --> 0:31:24.160
<v Speaker 2>that is. So like we add a similar combination to

0:31:24.200 --> 0:31:26.320
<v Speaker 2>what you did, rock them to sleep for so long,

0:31:26.440 --> 0:31:28.480
<v Speaker 2>and then you transition and they wake up and they're

0:31:28.480 --> 0:31:33.280
<v Speaker 2>not in your arms and be like what and then yeah,

0:31:33.640 --> 0:31:36.040
<v Speaker 2>then trying all these different ways to transition. Maybe we'll

0:31:36.080 --> 0:31:38.600
<v Speaker 2>try and unpack that a bit more on another episode,

0:31:38.640 --> 0:31:39.760
<v Speaker 2>because there's all different ways.

0:31:40.160 --> 0:31:43.800
<v Speaker 1>I mean, even even now, if we hear a slight

0:31:43.960 --> 0:31:47.920
<v Speaker 1>murmur in the kids room, Laura's like, Mommy's coming and

0:31:48.000 --> 0:31:51.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm grabbing and I'm like, just give give them in

0:31:51.000 --> 0:31:53.400
<v Speaker 1>a second, just see if they settle back down. It's

0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:54.400
<v Speaker 1>not rush in there.

0:31:54.640 --> 0:31:57.080
<v Speaker 2>It's also your bat hearing. As a parent, you're just

0:31:57.120 --> 0:31:59.600
<v Speaker 2>like sonar hearing. You can hear them move a little bit,

0:31:59.680 --> 0:32:00.760
<v Speaker 2>you like someone's moving.

0:32:00.880 --> 0:32:02.040
<v Speaker 1>I can't'm deaf as anything.

0:32:02.200 --> 0:32:05.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh really, I'm like literally like a dog whistle.

0:32:05.600 --> 0:32:08.040
<v Speaker 1>A mouse is walking across the floor and Laura's like,

0:32:08.480 --> 0:32:12.520
<v Speaker 1>there's something up there, quick save them. I've got a

0:32:12.600 --> 0:32:15.560
<v Speaker 1>question for you, and this is off the back of

0:32:15.600 --> 0:32:18.880
<v Speaker 1>an interview. You know, Lily Allen, the pop star, the

0:32:18.920 --> 0:32:21.520
<v Speaker 1>pop star, big fan, this singer. I thought you would

0:32:21.600 --> 0:32:24.239
<v Speaker 1>be did you see what she said recently in an

0:32:24.240 --> 0:32:28.520
<v Speaker 1>interview about being a mum enlightened me? So? Yes, Lily

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<v Speaker 1>Allen has said, and I quote, my children ruined my career.

0:32:35.080 --> 0:32:38.160
<v Speaker 1>I love them and they complete me, but in terms

0:32:38.200 --> 0:32:42.720
<v Speaker 1>of pop stardom, they totally ruined it. Okay. I get

0:32:42.760 --> 0:32:45.040
<v Speaker 1>really annoyed when people say you can have it all,

0:32:45.200 --> 0:32:50.760
<v Speaker 1>because quite frankly, you can't. What are your thoughts on that? A?

0:32:51.400 --> 0:32:53.760
<v Speaker 1>Is it too harsh for her to say that ruined my.

0:32:53.680 --> 0:33:00.959
<v Speaker 2>Pop star career a chance instead of chats? Look, I

0:33:01.000 --> 0:33:03.640
<v Speaker 2>can't really totally agree because that My kids are pretty

0:33:03.720 --> 0:33:06.840
<v Speaker 2>much my whole career right now. I'm in a fucking

0:33:06.920 --> 0:33:10.160
<v Speaker 2>dad podcast. I host a dad podcast and next to

0:33:10.160 --> 0:33:13.480
<v Speaker 2>another dad. I'd be nothing without that, nothing without you,

0:33:13.640 --> 0:33:15.720
<v Speaker 2>But I'd be everything without you as well. I'd be

0:33:15.720 --> 0:33:18.160
<v Speaker 2>a pop star. We could start this, we could start

0:33:18.200 --> 0:33:21.560
<v Speaker 2>a boy band anyway. Look, I agree you can't have

0:33:21.640 --> 0:33:23.440
<v Speaker 2>it all all the time. I think you can have

0:33:23.520 --> 0:33:25.880
<v Speaker 2>it all in certain areas at certain times.

0:33:25.920 --> 0:33:29.320
<v Speaker 1>Although I haven't, I haven't heard anyone go public with

0:33:29.440 --> 0:33:32.320
<v Speaker 1>that narrative. I kind of think it's pretty unanimous at

0:33:32.360 --> 0:33:36.040
<v Speaker 1>any any parent out there, None of them are saying

0:33:36.080 --> 0:33:38.640
<v Speaker 1>you can have it all, like, surely not. I'm not

0:33:38.800 --> 0:33:41.360
<v Speaker 1>thinking it. I'm yet to hear anyone say that because

0:33:41.400 --> 0:33:42.040
<v Speaker 1>we put.

0:33:41.840 --> 0:33:43.480
<v Speaker 2>A pole out there. Do you think you can have

0:33:43.520 --> 0:33:43.760
<v Speaker 2>it all?

0:33:43.840 --> 0:33:46.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, hey, we will put a pole out there,

0:33:46.560 --> 0:33:50.280
<v Speaker 1>camparent have it all? I think you can't. You've always

0:33:50.280 --> 0:33:53.120
<v Speaker 1>got to sacrifice something, whether it's friends, whether it's your career,

0:33:53.200 --> 0:33:56.200
<v Speaker 1>where it's being a parent, like I know that, you know,

0:33:56.560 --> 0:33:59.760
<v Speaker 1>like Laura, like, I don't know how the hell she

0:33:59.800 --> 0:34:02.760
<v Speaker 1>does it. She's got her jewelry business, she's got the podcast.

0:34:02.840 --> 0:34:05.560
<v Speaker 1>Say she has it all. No, she doesn't. Okay what

0:34:05.680 --> 0:34:06.080
<v Speaker 1>she's listen.

0:34:06.600 --> 0:34:09.160
<v Speaker 2>She will go love and affection from manager.

0:34:09.560 --> 0:34:12.360
<v Speaker 1>She still gets that. Oh yeah, I bet you. We

0:34:12.440 --> 0:34:14.440
<v Speaker 1>managed to squeeze that in there. Don't you worry.

0:34:14.600 --> 0:34:15.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm not worried at all.

0:34:15.960 --> 0:34:19.720
<v Speaker 1>Mine was a joke. She will go long periods where

0:34:20.239 --> 0:34:23.880
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't see her friends, like she doesn't socialize because

0:34:23.880 --> 0:34:26.719
<v Speaker 1>she's just working non stop. You her best friend, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I thank you, thank you. You are correct.

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<v Speaker 2>So she hit in fact has it all.

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<v Speaker 1>And then and then there's times when you know she

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<v Speaker 1>has to then realize she's like, I'm not you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to go out. I've got to see the girls,

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<v Speaker 1>her girlfriends, because that area of her life gets totally

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<v Speaker 1>neglected because she's so focused on me, but her career

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<v Speaker 1>and the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>It depends what you're all is as well, right, what

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<v Speaker 2>is it all exactly? You're all could be so much

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<v Speaker 2>smaller than Laura at all. You're all could be your

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<v Speaker 2>family and then you have it all. But I do philosophy.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you there. Now, that's all we have time for.

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<v Speaker 1>I will just say just before we go, I will

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<v Speaker 1>say that I disagree why I agree with her sentiment.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Lily Allen that you can't have it all,

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<v Speaker 1>But I totally disagree that. Hey, there are plenty of

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<v Speaker 1>pop stars out there, like Beyonce. Look at Pink for example.

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<v Speaker 1>Pink's on stage when.

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<v Speaker 2>It comes down to how much money you've got?

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<v Speaker 1>No, but like Lily Allen, like she.

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<v Speaker 2>Is not as successful as Beyonce. Is no one as

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<v Speaker 2>successful as Beyonce and I won't hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>But when you look at someone like Pink and she's

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<v Speaker 1>really obviously she's got a very talented daughter, She's released

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<v Speaker 1>songs with her daughter, she's on tour with her entire family.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got a daughter on stage.

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<v Speaker 2>Be more flexible. No, I'm just saying it can happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Happen. I don't think. I don't think as a as

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<v Speaker 1>a blanket statement that being a parent is the bullet

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<v Speaker 1>into your career. No, be more like Pink a spider monkey.

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<v Speaker 1>And on that note, yes, I do want to say

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<v Speaker 1>also thank you to everyone who gave us their feedback

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<v Speaker 1>on stories. Yes, coming up to a year anniversary. Obviously

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<v Speaker 2>If you will that of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I have an idea that we should do something. It's

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<v Speaker 1>coming up on the twenty six next month. We'll plan

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<v Speaker 1>something for that. But if there the feedback that you,

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<v Speaker 2>And on that note, getting out bye, so yeah bye bye.

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