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Speaker 2: Yes, sneeze, Yeah, bless Hugh.

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Speaker 1: I felt good. I fucking love a sneeze.

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Speaker 2: A good sneeze, a good brain clearer love it.

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Speaker 1: I'm back. Welcome back to two doting dads. I'm Maddie

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Speaker 1: Jay and I'm Ash. This happens to be a podcast

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Speaker 1: that is all about parenting. It's the good, the bad,

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Speaker 1: and the relatable. And for legal reasons, we do have

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Speaker 1: to just say here, let me read the script. If

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Speaker 1: you have come for any type of advice, stop right now.

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Speaker 1: None will be given whatsoever. And if you do hear

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Speaker 1: anything that remotely sounds like advice, ignore it. It's a

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Speaker 1: shame that we're not on a cruise ship.

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Speaker 2: I know, but do you know we can make ourselves

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Speaker 2: feel like we are on a cruise ship.

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Speaker 1: Go on.

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Speaker 2: We are currently drinking a stone and wood.

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Speaker 1: It's in a.

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Speaker 2: Can this time.

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Speaker 1: Close my eyes. I'm on the balcony. Tony off. Ah,

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Speaker 1: I'm almost there.

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Speaker 2: I'm there, almost there, nice blue screens around us.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is great. There's nothing that hits harder

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Speaker 1: than drinking a stone and wood. Pacific aale on looking

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Speaker 1: at the ocean.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it was beautiful.

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Speaker 1: That is a match made in heaven.

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Speaker 2: But that being said, we can't have it all today,

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Speaker 2: but we do have Barron Bay in a bottle or

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Speaker 2: today Barron Bay in a can. And of course it's

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Speaker 2: got fruity hops, cloudy haze and a nice refreshing finish. Now,

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Speaker 2: what do you have for me over there? So because

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Speaker 2: you've got a nice smile on your face.

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm a bit of a sucker for like

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Speaker 1: any little fact nuggett. Yes, I've got one for you.

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Speaker 1: We often talk about the Galaxy Hops from Tasmania. They

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Speaker 1: give it it's nice fruity aromas. It's also it's partly

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Speaker 1: grown in Victoria, partly grown in Tasmania. And this was

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Speaker 1: once an experimental hop until Brad he's one of the

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Speaker 1: original co founders. He came along and he was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to play with this. So fast forward ten years.

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Speaker 1: Everyone now is jumping on the Galaxy Hops. Everyone after

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Speaker 1: Brad had a little play with it bomb everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Else, every care as long as Stone would have it

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Speaker 2: in their pacific, I'm a happy man.

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Speaker 1: So they say here as well, Ash for those playing

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Speaker 1: at home, they dry the hop with Galaxy at the

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Speaker 1: late stages of fermentation. Creating the beer's unique tropical fruit aroma.

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Speaker 1: Dry it with the galaxy. I need to look into that.

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Speaker 1: How does that work? How are you guys doing it?

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Speaker 2: Do you have access to the galaxy? When you get

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Speaker 2: the milky way you've got Yeah, you've got to hire it.

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Speaker 2: Got to hire it, kenneth in. But of course we'd

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Speaker 2: like to thank Stink and would. We'd love to thank

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Speaker 1: Cheers, cheers. One's already half empty. M Can I ask

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Speaker 2: Look if any strange men walk past? He's quivering?

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Speaker 1: Has he asked about me? Not at all? Nothing at all.

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Speaker 2: He's at the moment he is a bit dictated on

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Speaker 1: Oh that's right, yeah, no, she is away for work.

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't do that. How many she sees this?

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Speaker 2: Me doing this? Never get sex again?

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Speaker 1: I love how like when we're working, we're like overseas somewhere,

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Speaker 2: She's working very hard. If she's listening, very hard, very

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Speaker 2: of course I'm the primary care parent, Karen. Fuck is

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Speaker 1: Are you okay? You having a stroke? Maybe you're ruling.

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Speaker 2: I'm sweating. I am the primary parent. And what does

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Speaker 2: we were really busy. Mum's sleeping in our bedroom and

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Speaker 2: You got like a mattress, a mattress right next to

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Speaker 2: Totally. That's the problem. So the first thing is I'm

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Speaker 2: Honestly, like I've seen more body fat on a skeleton.

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Speaker 2: Literally straight away. As soon as I get into bed

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Speaker 2: She's like, she's like just getting the cuddle she wants

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Speaker 1: So for two.

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Speaker 2: Nights, I like, the sleep has been dreadful.

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Speaker 1: And I mean this in the nicest way possible. You

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Speaker 1: I'm going for. I'm going for tired. I'm going for

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Speaker 1: tired dad. Actually it's really working. When does April come back?

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Speaker 2: She's back tonight, Well this afternoon.

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Speaker 1: How do you think the kids are going to go?

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Speaker 2: That's going to be another problem in itself because now

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Speaker 2: Macey's like and you know what she's like. She doesn't

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Speaker 1: Here you're like that day you remember you remember before

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Speaker 1: we started recording. Your sister said you shouldn't get so

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Speaker 2: But so April's back tonight, and April she faced times.

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Speaker 2: When you're away, right, and you're away, there's a lot

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Speaker 2: FaceTime when we were away, they didn't give a shit.

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Speaker 2: because I'm like, you're just distracting. I want to put

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Speaker 2: sure that they're away late tomorrow? Because she gets home

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Speaker 1: Just put the TV on like you normally do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool, right, promise you're welcome anyway. That's my

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Speaker 2: week so far. And look, I'm happy to have April

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Speaker 2: back because the house is a mess. I haven't been

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Speaker 2: the you know where she can help out. You're doing

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Speaker 2: a great job, mate. Hey, that's all I wanted to do.

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Speaker 1: You're keeping things afloat. You're doing well. I'm proud of you.

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Speaker 1: Into sarcasm there, none at all, No, no, whatsoever. Right,

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Speaker 1: you're doing very well.

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Speaker 2: Good? What about you? Sorry? Enough about me.

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Speaker 1: We almost lost Nana. Oh not Nana, not paul Ellie.

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Speaker 1: We almost lost that.

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Speaker 2: Like how she's very slow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the problem.

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Speaker 2: That's the problem me, sir.

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Speaker 1: When we arrived back in Sydney, because for those wondering,

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Speaker 1: was like, nothing went wrong, And I was like, why

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Speaker 1: would you say that, Why would you you just you're

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Speaker 1: now just inviting, you've invited.

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Speaker 2: It's in a TV show movie. Surely it can't get

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Speaker 2: it any worse, and it fucking immediately gets worse.

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Speaker 1: That's the universe going, what's that you want us to

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Speaker 1: function up?

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Speaker 2: Say it again?

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Speaker 1: I was like, mum, why would you say that? She

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Speaker 2: Serrated it's like a serrated nine.

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Speaker 2: I was in Hong Kong and they have like the

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Speaker 1: What can we take your word for it, Let's go

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Speaker 2: She can find a little French boarder carry around.

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Speaker 2: It used to break.

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Speaker 1: Does your mom ever, like does she do things around

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Speaker 2: I'm glad that your mom's okay, and we will miss her. Earie,

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Speaker 2: Matthew Ka is bringing all the treats this easter long

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Speaker 2: we can with an action packed lineup of all your

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Speaker 1: I don't know how much you love sport. I could

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Speaker 2: I think, why don't they run between their legs more?

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Speaker 1: But do you know how? I just quickly do you

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Speaker 1: know who I saw? And I was like, how is

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Speaker 1: Do you know how old he is? Twenty seven? He's

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Speaker 2: Well it looks old.

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Speaker 1: To men like Dale Fanucan is out there playing for.

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Speaker 2: You. Could do it. I could do it.

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Speaker 1: Not too late.

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Speaker 2: But what do we got coming up?

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Speaker 1: Man? We got boxing pay per view, Zoo versus Fundora

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Speaker 1: He knows his way around a pair of boxing. They

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Speaker 1: or may not have broken Rip. My prediction got to

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Speaker 2: You can order that now on main Event with Caro Sports.

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Speaker 2: No KO subscription needed for that one, Matt.

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Speaker 1: And we've also got AFL games. We have the big

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Speaker 2: Come on Brisbane, Yes, and you alright? We've got Esid

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Speaker 2: NL games of this round will be Roosters versus Panthers.

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Speaker 1: Come on, the Roosters hate the Panthers, hate them so much.

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Speaker 1: Who else you got there, Mat, Broncos versus Cowboys. That's

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And we've also got Manly versing the St. George

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Speaker 1: See how are you feeling about Manly? They got they're

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Speaker 2: Look a classic manly fan. We've got thinking to win

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Speaker 2: Everyone's welcome, so get on board today with a free trial.

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Speaker 2: We'll leave link in our show notes. Matt let me

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Speaker 1: Please, have you have you ever been on the longest

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Speaker 2: It's amazing, God, God give me strength to get through it.

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Speaker 1: Have you fucking held that back from me for so long?

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Speaker 1: I feel like I don't even know you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you don't you don't know me. That's just the

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Speaker 1: April's like, why are we going to Hong Kong? And

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Speaker 2: To prove it?

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Speaker 1: I fucking imagine my mum on that thing fall.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I have a question for you, Matte, What do

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Speaker 1: Shouldn't be doing that. On the cruise ship every night

436
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Speaker 1: with Oscar, oh man, he was fucking a dream.

437
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Speaker 2: Also, what's the deal with Oscar? What's the deal with Oscar?

438
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Speaker 2: All of a sudden, he's this nice boy? What do

439
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Speaker 2: you mean? Actually that's before we get into that. Mom's like, oh,

440
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Speaker 2: he's different, what do you mean? You snap out of it, bro,

441
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Speaker 2: He's just so sweet and nice all of a sudden.

442
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Speaker 2: Maybe because April was not here, that probably makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Well, he's being nice at home.

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Speaker 2: I'll monitor it. Yeah, he's just been nice to everybody

445
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Speaker 2: all the time.

446
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Speaker 1: Dude, that's great.

447
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think it's so I'll come back to

448
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Speaker 2: you on that. But I just thought about it.

449
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Speaker 1: I have I witness in his child being naughty. Yeah,

450
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Speaker 1: I guess when you're at the playground.

451
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Speaker 2: You know, there's like playground seems like a place where

452
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Speaker 2: they do that.

453
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Speaker 1: There's a kid who you know, would push in the

454
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Speaker 1: slide and then they'd come over and say, oh, you know,

455
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Speaker 1: I watched one of the bigger kids, slightly larger, stronger

456
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Speaker 1: than the other kids, push their way into a line,

457
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Speaker 1: and May would be like, daddy, he's pushing in and

458
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Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, he's a piece of shit. But you know, yeah,

459
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Speaker 1: you don't really I'm not gonna and I'm not going

460
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Speaker 1: to step in.

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Speaker 2: No, what happened with Oscar and I is we were

462
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Speaker 2: at the shops. Shops have aisles, Okay, as you know what,

463
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Speaker 2: I'm trying to set the scene.

464
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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I think I like sweat. I just I wasn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know how shops work were laid out. But yeah,

466
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Speaker 1: depending on the shop they have, they do have aisles.

467
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Speaker 2: So let's just go grocery shops. I have certain aisles

468
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Speaker 2: which you get things from.

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Speaker 1: Go on, I'm with you.

470
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Speaker 2: You're ruining my story.

471
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Speaker 1: I'm on the same page.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm in the shops. Obviously with Oscar, we're

473
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Speaker 2: in an aisle down the aisle, and I hear a

474
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Speaker 2: bit of a commotion down the aisle, and before I

475
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Speaker 2: could get my phone out to film anything, a little

476
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Speaker 2: boy has ridden his pushbike with training wheels. Might I

477
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Speaker 2: add similar age to Oscar into the grocery shop off

478
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Speaker 2: the street.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no.

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Speaker 2: First thought you think he's going to get off at

481
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Speaker 2: the start of the shop, he's bringing the bike into.

482
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Speaker 1: Say a is a bike not too different from a pram?

483
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Speaker 2: No, it's very different. And I feel like he was

484
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Speaker 2: like like.

485
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Speaker 1: He was all over the shop.

486
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Speaker 2: He was all over the shop. I thought he was

487
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Speaker 2: just going to get off at the front of the

488
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Speaker 2: shop leave bike there. And first of all, I was like,

489
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Speaker 2: where are your fucking parents. He's ridden way ahead of

490
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Speaker 2: his parents. Yeah, helmet on, thank god. And I was like,

491
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Speaker 2: it's strange and didn't think a whole heap of it.

492
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Speaker 2: And then I hear a commotion, another one. I hear

493
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Speaker 2: a commotion, another comm second commotion, second commotion up further

494
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Speaker 2: in the shop. This kid's riding up and down the aisles,

495
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Speaker 2: and Oscar's like, what the fuck is going on? Either

496
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Speaker 2: what the fuck's going on? Or what have I been

497
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Speaker 2: missing out? Hell of a time? And I was like,

498
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Speaker 2: this kid's out of control. And the parents come in.

499
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Speaker 2: They've all got off their bikes, all with helmets on,

500
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Speaker 2: running up and down the aisle trying to catch this kid.

501
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 2: And they're like which isle is and he's got siblings

502
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 2: and they're like, oh, this one, this one, And you

503
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Speaker 2: could just hear it was just like a huge commotion.

504
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Speaker 1: What were the staff doing. They don't want to do

505
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Speaker 1: everyone'sdn't shot.

506
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Speaker 2: Everyone was just like I was like, what the fuck?

507
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Speaker 2: I was trying to film because I thinking he was

508
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Speaker 2: coming up the aisle I was in, I couldn't I

509
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 2: was riding the mills, I couldn't get to the end.

510
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 1: And Oscar was just like, what, like, he shouldn't be.

511
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 2: Doing this, he shouldn't be doing and the parents are

512
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Speaker 2: yelling out, and they started yelling out his name. And

513
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Speaker 2: have you guess what his name was?

514
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Speaker 1: Dennis?

515
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 2: The men close Maverick. Ah, it's in the name. You think.

516
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,560
Speaker 2: It's just doing whatever the fuck he wants.

517
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Speaker 1: Parents have no one to blame but themselves for that.

518
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: He's like, well, have you seen top gun? And he's

519
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 1: just like at the end of it, they're.

520
00:25:54,840 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 2: Like and he's like, right, I just see him right

521
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 2: out the shop door and off down the street like

522
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 2: nothing fucking happened. It just made me think I'm doing

523
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 2: all right over here. Things aren't so bad after all.

524
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 2: And don't name you kid, Maverick. No, but Oscar was

525
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 2: in shop.

526
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Speaker 1: You have to be like, that's not how you behave Oscar.

527
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 2: He knew that was wrong.

528
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Speaker 1: Maverick is a fucking rogue child who.

529
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Speaker 2: Because I wish you name me Maverick. It's time for

530
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Speaker 2: our favorite segment, Matt Meltdown or tantrum of the week.

531
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Speaker 3: It's a fun.

532
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 2: It'sn't fun? Okay, cool mat would you like?

533
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Speaker 1: Can I just say interrupt for one second? I find

534
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Speaker 1: that intro song hilarious. We did people, We did some

535
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: stories on Instagram asking for feedback can improve and a

536
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: lot of people said change the intro song.

537
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Speaker 2: Well, the jokes on you because we're going to do

538
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,200
Speaker 2: it last.

539
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: If you want it to stay, can you just message us.

540
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,479
Speaker 2: I think it's the best thing we've ever done. Okay,

541
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Speaker 2: Oh quit very show. This is from Stevie. Stevie has

542
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:34,200
Speaker 2: written in and said at three am this morning, when

543
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 2: my two year old woke up, he started insisting that

544
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 2: I read him a book about spiders. He says in

545
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 2: brackets here picture specific a hardcover, large educational book about spiders.

546
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Speaker 1: And when I said no, it's three am and time

547
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,640
Speaker 1: to go back to sleep, he started wailing and flailing

548
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Speaker 1: his limbs around in bed, begging me whilst crying, please Mummy, please,

549
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: a spider book, please, please please, And he carried on

550
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 1: for a solid amount of time. What the fuck there

551
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,879
Speaker 1: is nothing more annoying when the kids wake up, And

552
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Speaker 1: that when we were talking about that window between like

553
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Speaker 1: two to five o'clock, where there's a risk they may

554
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Speaker 1: not go back to bed.

555
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 2: You never know what we're going to get. Where did

556
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Speaker 2: they get a cyclopedia of very good? I've got one

557
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Speaker 2: for you, Jordi with an I is currently pregnant. Congratulations

558
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 2: with morning sickness.

559
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Speaker 1: Oh that sucks.

560
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 2: And my toddler lost it this morning crying because I

561
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Speaker 2: wouldn't let her play with my vomit back. I wasn't

562
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Speaker 2: ready for that.

563
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Speaker 1: That reminds me of April's morning sickness.

564
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Speaker 2: And we used to have to travel the city every

565
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Speaker 2: day for work, and April is a trooper. She used

566
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Speaker 2: to get on the bars and vomit on the inner

567
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Speaker 2: vomit bag on the bars, and she would refuse to

568
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Speaker 2: not get the bars or refuse. Her boss is like,

569
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Speaker 2: you can work from home, and she was like no.

570
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Speaker 2: Do you know how many times I've had to physically

571
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Speaker 2: get her off the bars to get an uber into

572
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Speaker 2: work when she had morning sicknesses.

573
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Speaker 1: How were people reacting?

574
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Speaker 2: I guess did she look very sneaky? Oh?

575
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Speaker 1: Were people like this chick's on a still on a

576
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Speaker 1: bender from the night mat.

577
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Speaker 2: She look pregnant. I think the belly gave it away.

578
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Speaker 1: Will people just start to move away politely dunk. Yeah,

579
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: she was pretty good at containing it. She's like, I'm

580
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: only going to eat nice smelling food and that.

581
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 2: Anyway, What have you.

582
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: Got from me, young Ashton?

583
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 2: What have I got for you, young Matthew? List of

584
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 2: questions matt did you sleep train your kids by letting

585
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 2: them cry themselves to sleep? If so, how did you

586
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 2: cope with them screaming? My daughter is eight months old

587
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 2: and we're trying to get her to sleep with us

588
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 2: being in the room. She screams and breaks my heart

589
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 2: and I have to go and help her.

590
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: It's tough, isn't it.

591
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 2: Look there's going to be people against screaming and not screaming.

592
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 2: First of all, with Mary, we did it in two

593
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,479
Speaker 2: different ways. With Marley, I look back and I think

594
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 2: I spoken about this before on the podcast. I look

595
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,040
Speaker 2: back and I'm like, gosh, I was so stupid. She

596
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 2: used to put Marley to sleep by rocking her in

597
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Speaker 2: our arms every single time she had a nap during

598
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Speaker 2: the day. At nighttime in the morning, she would go

599
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Speaker 2: to sleep in our arms. We would then transition her

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Speaker 2: into the cop which, as any parent knows, it's so

601
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Speaker 2: bloody hard to transition from like it doesn't matter if

602
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 2: it's like a meter. As soon as we would put

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Speaker 2: her in the cop she would kind of wake up,

604
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Speaker 2: so it would take forever.

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Speaker 1: And then in the opposite of that was was Lola.

606
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Speaker 1: She was a screamer, and so we would have to

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Speaker 1: just put her down, let her scream for five minutes,

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Speaker 1: go in, pat her on the bottom, and then repeat

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Speaker 1: that process. And eventually she would get so tired from

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Speaker 1: screaming that she would then fall asleep, almost from exhaustion

611
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Speaker 1: from the crying. And I know it sounds bad, and

612
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: it was hard, more so for Laura. I could almost

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Speaker 1: block it out. It's just white noise for me, whereas

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00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: it would break Laura's heart hearing our daughter screen.

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Speaker 2: No doubt about it, there's no doubt about it. I

616
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 2: know you're trying to do what's best in the long run.

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Speaker 2: But like I think I was told when we because

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Speaker 2: we had a sleep consultant in, I was told that, look,

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Speaker 2: if they're going up and down, up and down, it's okay,

620
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 2: But when they're up and they're not coming back down,

621
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Speaker 2: then you need to go in because then it could

622
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Speaker 2: be you know, because they're going to be upset if

623
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Speaker 2: you're not there, depending on at what level of upset

624
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Speaker 2: that is. So like we add a similar combination to

625
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Speaker 2: what you did, rock them to sleep for so long,

626
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 2: and then you transition and they wake up and they're

627
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Speaker 2: not in your arms and be like what and then yeah,

628
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 2: then trying all these different ways to transition. Maybe we'll

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Speaker 2: try and unpack that a bit more on another episode,

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Speaker 2: because there's all different ways.

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Speaker 1: I mean, even even now, if we hear a slight

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Speaker 1: murmur in the kids room, Laura's like, Mommy's coming and

633
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Speaker 1: I'm grabbing and I'm like, just give give them in

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Speaker 1: a second, just see if they settle back down. It's

635
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Speaker 1: not rush in there.

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Speaker 2: It's also your bat hearing. As a parent, you're just

637
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Speaker 2: like sonar hearing. You can hear them move a little bit,

638
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 2: you like someone's moving.

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00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: I can't'm deaf as anything.

640
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 2: Oh really, I'm like literally like a dog whistle.

641
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Speaker 1: A mouse is walking across the floor and Laura's like,

642
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: there's something up there, quick save them. I've got a

643
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: question for you, and this is off the back of

644
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: an interview. You know, Lily Allen, the pop star, the

645
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Speaker 1: pop star, big fan, this singer. I thought you would

646
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:24,239
Speaker 1: be did you see what she said recently in an

647
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 1: interview about being a mum enlightened me? So? Yes, Lily

648
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Speaker 1: Allen has said, and I quote, my children ruined my career.

649
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 1: I love them and they complete me, but in terms

650
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Speaker 1: of pop stardom, they totally ruined it. Okay. I get

651
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: really annoyed when people say you can have it all,

652
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: because quite frankly, you can't. What are your thoughts on that? A?

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Speaker 1: Is it too harsh for her to say that ruined my.

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Speaker 2: Pop star career a chance instead of chats? Look, I

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Speaker 2: can't really totally agree because that My kids are pretty

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Speaker 2: much my whole career right now. I'm in a fucking

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Speaker 2: dad podcast. I host a dad podcast and next to

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Speaker 2: another dad. I'd be nothing without that, nothing without you,

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Speaker 2: But I'd be everything without you as well. I'd be

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Speaker 2: a pop star. We could start this, we could start

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Speaker 2: a boy band anyway. Look, I agree you can't have

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Speaker 2: it all all the time. I think you can have

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Speaker 2: it all in certain areas at certain times.

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Speaker 1: Although I haven't, I haven't heard anyone go public with

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Speaker 1: that narrative. I kind of think it's pretty unanimous at

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Speaker 1: any any parent out there, None of them are saying

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Speaker 1: you can have it all, like, surely not. I'm not

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Speaker 1: thinking it. I'm yet to hear anyone say that because

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Speaker 1: we put.

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Speaker 2: A pole out there. Do you think you can have

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Speaker 2: it all?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, hey, we will put a pole out there,

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Speaker 1: camparent have it all? I think you can't. You've always

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Speaker 1: got to sacrifice something, whether it's friends, whether it's your career,

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Speaker 1: where it's being a parent, like I know that, you know,

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Speaker 1: like Laura, like, I don't know how the hell she

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Speaker 1: does it. She's got her jewelry business, she's got the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Say she has it all. No, she doesn't. Okay what

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Speaker 1: she's listen.

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Speaker 2: She will go love and affection from manager.

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Speaker 1: She still gets that. Oh yeah, I bet you. We

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Speaker 1: managed to squeeze that in there. Don't you worry.

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Speaker 2: I'm not worried at all.

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Speaker 1: Mine was a joke. She will go long periods where

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Speaker 1: she doesn't see her friends, like she doesn't socialize because

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Speaker 1: she's just working non stop. You her best friend, man,

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Speaker 1: I thank you, thank you. You are correct.

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Speaker 2: So she hit in fact has it all.

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Speaker 1: And then and then there's times when you know she

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Speaker 1: has to then realize she's like, I'm not you know,

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Speaker 1: I've got to go out. I've got to see the girls,

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Speaker 1: her girlfriends, because that area of her life gets totally

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Speaker 1: neglected because she's so focused on me, but her career

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Speaker 1: and the kids.

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Speaker 2: It depends what you're all is as well, right, what

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Speaker 2: is it all exactly? You're all could be so much

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Speaker 2: smaller than Laura at all. You're all could be your

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Speaker 2: family and then you have it all. But I do philosophy.

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Speaker 2: Thank you there. Now, that's all we have time for.

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Speaker 1: I will just say just before we go, I will

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Speaker 1: say that I disagree why I agree with her sentiment.

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Speaker 1: This is Lily Allen that you can't have it all,

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Speaker 1: But I totally disagree that. Hey, there are plenty of

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Speaker 1: pop stars out there, like Beyonce. Look at Pink for example.

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Speaker 1: Pink's on stage when.

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Speaker 2: It comes down to how much money you've got?

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Speaker 1: No, but like Lily Allen, like she.

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Speaker 2: Is not as successful as Beyonce. Is no one as

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Speaker 2: successful as Beyonce and I won't hear it.

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Speaker 1: But when you look at someone like Pink and she's

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Speaker 1: really obviously she's got a very talented daughter, She's released

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Speaker 1: songs with her daughter, she's on tour with her entire family.

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Speaker 1: She's got a daughter on stage.

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Speaker 2: Be more flexible. No, I'm just saying it can happen.

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Speaker 1: Happen. I don't think. I don't think as a as

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Speaker 1: a blanket statement that being a parent is the bullet

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Speaker 1: into your career. No, be more like Pink a spider monkey.

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Speaker 1: And on that note, yes, I do want to say

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Speaker 1: also thank you to everyone who gave us their feedback

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Speaker 1: on stories. Yes, coming up to a year anniversary. Obviously

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Speaker 1: we care about the product. We care about data vice.

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Speaker 2: If you will that of it.

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Speaker 1: I have an idea that we should do something. It's

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Speaker 1: coming up on the twenty six next month. We'll plan

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Speaker 1: something for that. But if there the feedback that you,

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Speaker 1: as a listener wants to give us, we are all

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Speaker 1: ears either dm us, email us or leader of you

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Speaker 1: enough a podcast, we'd love that it will be the dream.

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Speaker 2: And on that note, getting out bye, so yeah bye bye.

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Speaker 3: Two.

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Speaker 1: Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout

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Speaker 1: Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Straight

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