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Speaker 1: Jam Mission with Jones and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: The good old days before COVID. You watch ACA and

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Speaker 2: it was just wall to wall dodgy white goods, salesmen

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Speaker 2: and con men, priests and stuff like that, and then

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Speaker 2: COVID came along and ruined it for everyone. Last night

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Speaker 2: I was watching ACA and then out of nowhere came

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Speaker 2: this gem.

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Speaker 3: Now here's something you don't hear every day. The Buddhist

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Speaker 3: monk allegedly shopping at sexy Land.

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Speaker 2: Now worshippers want him out of the temple. I've never

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Speaker 2: heard it referred as a temple before.

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Speaker 3: Old sexy Lands in Victoria in Melbourne is.

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Speaker 1: On the way to the airports, like the size of

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Speaker 1: an apartment.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Bunnings, it's like a bunny and sexy things.

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Speaker 2: There's acres and acres of sexy things sexy Land.

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Speaker 3: So did the crew confront the monk in sexy Land?

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Speaker 2: I wish, we all wish that would have happened. That

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Speaker 2: would have been the greatest thing in the world.

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Speaker 3: So they would have had to send a crew down

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Speaker 3: to get some footage.

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Speaker 2: Fellas, let's look at the roster.

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Speaker 3: Who's on today, Jeff.

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Speaker 2: Hey, and we've already got some.

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Speaker 3: Outdated and we need to film someone going through the checkout.

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Speaker 3: So someone needs to pretend to check out.

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Speaker 1: Something, check out a sexy land, Well, of course they

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Speaker 1: would checkout.

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Speaker 2: You going to a two dollars shops.

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Speaker 3: It's a sex warehouse.

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Speaker 2: You can get it's a sexy land. You can get

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Speaker 2: a trolley, so you take a trolley through there.

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Speaker 3: But but why how many things are there to buy that?

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Speaker 3: You need a big warehouse like that.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of stuff, you know, you get, I.

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Speaker 3: Mean like the two dollar shop doesn't need a space

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Speaker 3: that b.

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Speaker 2: But you get like catering sized bats of ky jelly?

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Speaker 3: And do you are you making that up?

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Speaker 2: That's true?

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Speaker 3: How do you know there's nothing to be ashamed of?

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Speaker 2: If you'm saying I've done my research?

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Speaker 3: You know who needs a catering size of that?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Possibly the person that picked up the

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Speaker 2: fire extinguisher. No, that's just a fire extinguishing man.

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Speaker 3: I don't get it. Why would you have a fire extinguisher?

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Speaker 3: What's happening?

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Speaker 1: Don't never mind a woman fire extinguiship for an apparatus.

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Speaker 2: It's that old joke. Do you remember that joke?

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Speaker 3: No? Tell me, I think I think you've given me

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Speaker 3: the punchline, already.

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Speaker 1: Giving you the punchline. I think you're spoke in punchline. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: back to the monk. So the monk is he's been

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Speaker 1: accused by a carent affair, and the monk's lawyers, in

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Speaker 1: an eleventh hour legal bit, they tried to stop a

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Speaker 1: current affair for having this report, but apparently the judge

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Speaker 1: said no, no, we need to know.

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Speaker 2: The people need to know story.

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Speaker 3: Sure, so worship now can I ask you?

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Speaker 2: Though?

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Speaker 3: Because what he's been accused of stealing? So that's the problem,

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Speaker 3: because under other circumstances, is a monk, a Buddhist monk

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Speaker 3: allowed to be seen in sexy Land. You can be

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Speaker 3: celibate and still walk around sexy Land.

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Speaker 2: When you're on the diet, you can still look at

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Speaker 2: the menu exactly. It's like going into McDonald's and you're

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Speaker 2: a vegan.

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Speaker 3: Are you allowed to I think so?

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Speaker 2: I don't think.

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Speaker 3: But he's in trouble.

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Speaker 2: They have no beef for that.

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Speaker 3: Excuse the punt. But he's in because he stole money.

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Speaker 1: Well, apparently, bank records show he received more than two

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Speaker 1: hundred and thirty five thousand dollars over five years despite

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Speaker 1: having no apparent access to cash funds other than donations

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Speaker 1: made to the temple. And also monks. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what do you know about monks? They where the robes are,

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Speaker 1: do the chanting.

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Speaker 3: It's supposed to be celibate.

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Speaker 1: They have to celibate, no worldly possessions. It's a bit

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Speaker 1: like a John Lennon song. And they have to not

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Speaker 1: have a forty five.

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Speaker 2: Thousand dollars lexis, which apparently I have.

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Speaker 1: So they confronted the monk, not in sexy Land, but

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Speaker 1: at the temple.

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Speaker 3: Can I ask you why you were at sexy lanb

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Speaker 3: What were you buying there?

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Speaker 2: You're a monk, sir? Should you be doing this? I

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Speaker 2: have no ideal with this. What were you buying at

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Speaker 2: sexy Land? Was it fire extinguisher?

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Speaker 3: Tell me that joke again.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell it to your.

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Speaker 1: Affair, But I think a current affair we're hoping for.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember our favorite, the serial pervert pastor con Man.

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Speaker 2: You have no idea who I am? You're a serial pervert?

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Speaker 2: The wrong thing.

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Speaker 1: You would have got this place.

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Speaker 2: To serial pervert con Man, aren't you? You are?

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Speaker 3: Comment though that's his title on LinkedIn.

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Speaker 2: My father it's a creep and uppercharacter fair Please, we

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Speaker 2: need the distraction. Jonesy and Amanda's gamenation