Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 2: It's a Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 3: Good Morning Friday morning. Welcome to the Christian o'connall Show.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Jack and Pets.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 3: Before we get into well this week's double thumbs up Friday,
Speaker 3: what is everyone doing this weekend? This is our third
Speaker 3: weekend here in Melbourne of freedom. How are we using it? Tonight?
Speaker 3: Taking my two teenage daughters out for pizza?
Speaker 4: Yum, fun, I said, yum.
Speaker 3: Right, yes, I mean not even they would have such
Speaker 3: a basic response to that, yum. When did you come
Speaker 3: down to one word responses? This is a new thing
Speaker 3: you're doing. I know you hit thirty three this week.
Speaker 3: You were reduced, you were interacted on the show to
Speaker 3: a word interesting.
Speaker 4: That's what they said. That's fun, That's that's work.
Speaker 3: Going. Yum. I like brick, I like pizza. You go
Speaker 3: up today?
Speaker 5: Yeah's twilight birthday party this weekend? Well, like a five
Speaker 5: to seven pm birthday party for nine year old. It's
Speaker 5: getting later as she gets older.
Speaker 3: Well she's only nine. I mean we've got a couple
Speaker 3: of years. It's gonna be at midnight or something.
Speaker 5: They normally do midday parties, don't.
Speaker 3: They ye help my wife and I get sarotate. What
Speaker 3: was a late one on a Sunday?
Speaker 4: Do you think that's not a Sunday?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh how annoying.
Speaker 3: I mean the kids are all tired and all burnt
Speaker 3: out with all that sugar, and then when they go
Speaker 3: to bed on a Sunday night, you know, I say,
Speaker 3: yum yum cake. Jackie boy, what are you up to
Speaker 3: this weekend?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm old enough to have my own nighttime party
Speaker 4: because it's my birthday on Tuesday. Bianki Is organized a
Speaker 4: dinner for us on Saturday night. Again, we had to
Speaker 4: do that thing where it's only a maximum of ten people,
Speaker 4: so we had to choose some friends over other friends.
Speaker 3: Oh you and I did make the cup only the
Speaker 3: people that you do this nice radio show with. But okay,
Speaker 3: that's hard's going to find out the top of the show.
Speaker 3: No one is going to meet guilty and just gave
Speaker 3: me the old yum.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 4: I actually I think would you guys like to come?
Speaker 3: It's because you haven't got numbers or you've had a cancelations.
Speaker 3: We are not your cancelations. Jack Post. Okay, forget it.
Speaker 3: I've got in after something I actually said to the
Speaker 3: team yesterday. I'm still never sure in time if Jack
Speaker 3: likes me. No, no, now it's crystal clear and it's good.
Speaker 3: I hate doubt. I hate doubt in a working relationship.
Speaker 3: That's the way he caught.
Speaker 5: Would you guys like to come by the way?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just move on awkwardly to double thumbs Up Friday.
Speaker 3: I just say it, now, tough start to a Friday show.
Speaker 3: You I was in a good mood. Now crushed, heartbroken.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, we're.
Speaker 3: Doing double thumbs Up Friday, where we go around to
Speaker 3: about the things we're into at the moment, but cheer
Speaker 3: us all up. Double thumbs Up Friday. What's going on?
Speaker 3: It came up?
Speaker 5: No, I don't know about came up. But I will
Speaker 5: tell you I've got something very special next week. And
Speaker 5: it might be Christmas orientated and it might be came up.
Speaker 5: But I'll leave it at that.
Speaker 3: Say for diary me back then. I'm not gonna sleep
Speaker 3: six sleeps to Patsy does hey?
Speaker 5: I think we mentioned this before. I got onto Netflix
Speaker 5: yesterday and finally, because I had the house to myself
Speaker 5: without interruptions with the remote and watched David Letterman. That
Speaker 5: new series that he's got.
Speaker 3: Oh it's brilliant.
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, my next guest is he's just his is.
Speaker 3: His best ever formers interviewing? You know what? There was
Speaker 3: a great book that came out a couple of years
Speaker 3: ago by David Itzkoff about Letterman, and you real I
Speaker 3: was reading it. Dave didn't have a very good time
Speaker 3: doing like twenty five twenty eight years of being I
Speaker 3: would say, the greatest chat show host. Yeah, the world
Speaker 3: will ever happen. I'm a massive obsessive. I've been to
Speaker 3: watch him do it taping, but actually he's a lot happier,
Speaker 3: and he was never really that interested in the guests.
Speaker 3: He just wanted to get back to doing bits and
Speaker 3: stuff like that. But watching this as he's grown older
Speaker 3: and left, I guess it was a hard thing to
Speaker 3: do that kind of show day and day out for
Speaker 3: so many years entertain America and all the pressure that
Speaker 3: goes with her. He just seems so much generally more
Speaker 3: interested in people and life. And the first season had
Speaker 3: Obama on that's a great one, and Jay z uh
Speaker 3: and then there's an amazing bonus one where Jerry Seinfeld
Speaker 3: comes on as a surprise. That's what I thought. It
Speaker 3: was interviewing somebody else. Jerry Seinfeld comes on and interviews him.
Speaker 3: That is brilliant. That's a bone. That's a bonus episode.
Speaker 3: I think it's a third season now it is the
Speaker 3: third season. Dave Chappelle's on it. That's a fantastic interview.
Speaker 5: And er, I just saw the first one yesterday. Kim Kardashian,
Speaker 5: we've watched that.
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: Good? Kids love that shot the Kardashian.
Speaker 5: It's changed my opinion of her. I went into that.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking a bit negatively, like, oh, you're just famous
Speaker 5: being famous, But I actually think differently about her now.
Speaker 5: She's very she's down to earth.
Speaker 4: I really could really like, are you're dying to know?
Speaker 4: He asked her because Kim Kardashian's dad was one of
Speaker 4: the lawyers.
Speaker 3: It's the main one's played by David Schwimmer in the
Speaker 3: OJ TV show, and.
Speaker 4: You could tell that she has an opinion about whether
Speaker 4: she thinks OJ did it or not, But she didn't
Speaker 4: say during the episode. I would love to know.
Speaker 3: By the way, did you see that video that her
Speaker 3: husband made of that hologram of her dad dancing? Oh?
Speaker 4: No, I heard about it. Have you seen it's a
Speaker 4: video of it?
Speaker 3: It's Incredible's a hologram. I'm seriously this weekend going to
Speaker 3: make my own like a video hologround to play in
Speaker 3: the event of my death for my kids. And it's
Speaker 3: going to be me laughing. So there's no inheritance money.
Speaker 3: I spent it all at Dan Murphy's. You now you're
Speaker 3: on your own, Leaches.
Speaker 4: So hologram is good these days? Or is it like
Speaker 4: two D two.
Speaker 3: Do one thing this weekend? See this so called gift
Speaker 3: of her dad? And this hologround is chilling. Sorry, Patsy.
Speaker 3: What's the double phone up?
Speaker 5: And the other one is a BBC You would have
Speaker 5: watched it Ghosts which is.
Speaker 3: Now on after nine am run the BBC. So it's
Speaker 3: the Raw Family. It's tea so you love that, don't
Speaker 3: you bang? It's a mash and cotny stuff.
Speaker 5: The earlier seasons.
Speaker 3: Aren't you seen it? No? No, I've seen the trail
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 5: Very it's a good, very very funny. It's about this couple,
Speaker 5: young couple that inherit this English manner from a distant
Speaker 5: relative and the husband's not too keen on it, so
Speaker 5: they decide they'll make this luxury B and B, but
Speaker 5: it's haunted, but only the wife can see the guys.
Speaker 5: It's very just a children's show funny.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not watching that.
Speaker 7: Why.
Speaker 3: It just feels like is it a sitcom? Yeah? Who's
Speaker 3: eating my has been drinking my beer? And she like
Speaker 3: wings a camera like the ghost. That's episode one done.
Speaker 5: No, it's very funny.
Speaker 3: I really like that. The one on stand.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's understand.
Speaker 3: There's two trails they keep showing me. There's that one.
Speaker 3: I don't think they must and I'm English. Then there's
Speaker 3: the one Gangs of London that almost feels so ridiculously
Speaker 3: over the top. Now, just because I've been living in
Speaker 3: two and off years, I'm more attuned to Cockney London
Speaker 3: accents like that. It's so over the top. It feels
Speaker 3: like to me now living here, the trailers like this.
Speaker 3: It's called Gangs of London, and the trailers literally people
Speaker 3: like this going oh mom a mom, then dying Vain
Speaker 3: and his family Mark and I don't think I could
Speaker 3: handle this. It's to London. If she was live now,
Speaker 3: God blessed Mark, She's gonna do you.
Speaker 2: Mark.
Speaker 3: On the other side, it's not an easiest step up.
Speaker 3: It's washed a trail. I think I need this in
Speaker 3: my life right now. All right, we'll take a break.
Speaker 3: We're back with Double Thumbs Up Friday.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: God one A four point three. It's a Christian O'Connell
Speaker 3: show thanks to Chemists warehouse. All right, we're doing Double
Speaker 3: Thumbs Up Friday. We tell about the things we're into
Speaker 3: at the moment. Jack posts, what's it for you?
Speaker 4: On yesterday's show, we talked about the year nineteen ninety
Speaker 4: eight and the Clinton near impeachment when he with the
Speaker 4: Monica Lewinsky scandal, which reminded me. I've listened to this
Speaker 4: great podcast called slow Burn. I don't know if you've
Speaker 4: heard of it. They go through they go through like
Speaker 4: historical events and do six episodes, really getting deep on
Speaker 4: a subject. I listened to the Clinton impeachment and it's
Speaker 4: really interesting. I don't know how close. I didn't realize
Speaker 4: how close they got to. He was almost on his
Speaker 4: way out because of that then and then how he
Speaker 4: survived it. It's kind of incredible. It's called slow Burn.
Speaker 4: You can get it anywhere you get pogchats.
Speaker 3: Now in this modern world of like how much rabble
Speaker 3: rousing goes on. Look what's happened? You know in American stime,
Speaker 3: Now he'd have been out, yeah'd been hounding out of
Speaker 3: the pressure groups like Fox News, all that kind of agenda.
Speaker 3: He would have gone. Yeah, he was saved by no
Speaker 3: internet and dry cleaning. What did you got, old gag?
Speaker 3: He got double thumbs up, Jack.
Speaker 4: Then I mentioned last week on Double thumbs Up, I
Speaker 4: watched this great show called Quiz, which is a dramatization
Speaker 4: of this true story about Who Wants to Be a
Speaker 4: Millionaire where a guy allegedly cheated. When I mentioned it
Speaker 4: on last week's episode, I only watched two of the
Speaker 4: three parts.
Speaker 3: Because I asked you do you think he did it?
Speaker 3: And you were sort of, oh, yeah, definitely seen the
Speaker 3: last one. Yeah, because it's really it's open ended.
Speaker 4: It changed The last one changed my mind.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The last one is about the court case. So the
Speaker 4: first two is about the how they built the show
Speaker 4: Who Wants to Be Millionaire? How he cheated, and then
Speaker 4: the last one is the court case. And I think
Speaker 4: the defense really convinced me that there is it's not
Speaker 4: beyond reasonable doubt that he cheated. It's possible he didn't cheat.
Speaker 3: It's well worth watching if you don't know what it is. Obviously,
Speaker 3: Millionaire hot Seat came from Who Wants with a Millionaire?
Speaker 3: One of the most fact it is now I think
Speaker 3: most successful game show ever was created in the UK
Speaker 3: from a breakfast radio competition and there was a big
Speaker 3: scanner about someone who won a million dollars and that
Speaker 3: they had help in the audience from someone coughing on
Speaker 3: the multiple choice what were the right answers? They won
Speaker 3: the money and someone there kept seeing this guy and
Speaker 3: kept trying to get on, trying to get on. His
Speaker 3: wife had gone on, and they just thought there's something
Speaker 3: right about this, and that analyzed the just the audio
Speaker 3: feed and heard a lot of coughs just before he
Speaker 3: gave the right answer. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then what happened is the BBC edited the Oh
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: What about the BBC.
Speaker 4: They edited all the clips together where it seemed suspicious
Speaker 4: and that's all the court really saw. So it was
Speaker 4: really one sided because even though there was nineteen coffs
Speaker 4: that looked suspicious, there was over one hundred coffs on
Speaker 4: the show that night. So quiz watch it to the
Speaker 4: end is recommend She's good with the trauma you.
Speaker 8: Know, Chris Christiann Christian O'Connell Show Podcast Friday Morning.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show. We're doing double thumbs
Speaker 3: up Friday. We tell about the things we're into at
Speaker 3: the moment for me. Then I mentioned this last week.
Speaker 3: The third episode was out on Monday. If it was
Speaker 3: a really irritate now when they don't give you the
Speaker 3: entire season, want to spoil Brack waiting, just wait for
Speaker 3: seven days or a TV show what you are we
Speaker 3: in right now? When it wants to eat. This new
Speaker 3: Hugh Grant and Nicole Kidman drama called The Undoing. The
Speaker 3: team making it are the same ones that did Big
Speaker 3: Little Lies with Nicole Kidman Reese Witherswim, which was great.
Speaker 3: It's really good, but it's so stressed. Right it's one
Speaker 3: of those who did it? Did it?
Speaker 2: Did he call it it?
Speaker 3: Did the ex husband do it? Didn Nicole Kidman do
Speaker 3: it? It's so stressful. This week's episode, I started thinking, where's
Speaker 3: my alibi? Did I do it? It's so confusing, But
Speaker 3: I can't recommend that enough. The Undoing a fine on Fox.
Speaker 3: That's sir foxtail. That's very good. The other thing is
Speaker 3: I My wife tried to get me to watch this,
Speaker 3: and first of all, when she sold it to me
Speaker 3: as period drama, I was like, I along with ghost sitcoms.
Speaker 3: I'm not watching that. It's on Netflix called The Queen's Gambit.
Speaker 4: Oh is this the Chess one?
Speaker 3: Yeah again? Tough sound right, chess period drama. Went I'm
Speaker 3: not watching that. And then she, you know, and some
Speaker 3: becomes and I'm like this as well, you must become
Speaker 3: like a born again zel it about a TV show
Speaker 3: you've seen the f Oh, oh, you've got to You've
Speaker 3: got to see it. She came and interrupted you what
Speaker 3: I was watching. She goes, come in right now. Halfway
Speaker 3: through it. I'm going to rewind. You are going to
Speaker 3: love this anyway. I have to say this, we're tearing through.
Speaker 3: It is brilliant.
Speaker 4: It actually looks good. It looks good.
Speaker 3: It is so good The Queen's Gambit. And the other thing.
Speaker 3: One final thing for me, very very funny show on
Speaker 3: what's called Amazon one Amazon Prime. Nick Frost and Simon
Speaker 3: Pegg comedy Genius is Right made. All the great movies
Speaker 3: are hot farst the whole trilogy though Shawn of the Dead.
Speaker 3: They're in this new TV show called truth Seekers by
Speaker 3: day Nick Frost, Nick Fross to me one of the
Speaker 3: funniest men in the world. By day, Nick Frost is
Speaker 3: a courier driver. By night, he's a paranormal investigator. Already.
Speaker 3: I'm watching that show. Watched the first two episodes last night.
Speaker 3: It's really funny, laugh out. I'll warn you. You know,
Speaker 3: we were talking about jump movies and horror movies. It is
Speaker 3: slightly scary about the paranormal those bits, because you know
Speaker 3: they're into all that zombie movies.
Speaker 4: And the Dead had that moment like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not scary in the shawl of Dead, but
Speaker 3: it is really, really, really funny truth Seekers. The posters
Speaker 3: are up all over town. It's very good. Can't recommend
Speaker 3: that enough.
Speaker 8: Christian Hell Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, we were very, very excited at the news that
Speaker 3: here in Melbourne there is a Hollywood legend, this guy
Speaker 3: Liam Neeson.
Speaker 9: But what I do have are a very particular set
Speaker 9: of skills, skills I have acquired her for a very
Speaker 9: long career, skilled that make me a mate maver for
Speaker 9: people like you.
Speaker 10: If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the
Speaker 10: end of it. I will not look for you, I
Speaker 10: will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will
Speaker 10: look for you. I will find you, and I will
Speaker 10: kill you.
Speaker 3: What great movies they were, So we're looking for Liam Neeson.
Speaker 3: The best way to bring a start to this show
Speaker 3: is Who's Calling Christians? So we're doing a very I
Speaker 3: guess there's a mini version of Who's Calling Christian? I
Speaker 3: say many because obviously towards the end of the year
Speaker 3: and we're running out of money. So it's one thousand
Speaker 3: dollars to Liam Neeson and a thousand bucks to you
Speaker 3: if you can get Liam Neeson to call the show.
Speaker 3: Liam's right, O'Connor, Christian, Now listen yesterday morning produces. You know,
Speaker 3: we were doing this on the fly. It's announced it
Speaker 3: on air. It's okay to have that bit of production.
Speaker 3: Twenty four hours of tire come on twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: Nissan's listening right now and he say, you've got to
Speaker 3: build it before I kill the show. He's out there
Speaker 3: somewhere in the woods right now, living off the land,
Speaker 3: all right. So we had a couple of calls yesterday
Speaker 3: and where exactly Liam Neeson is in Melbourne? Jack, what
Speaker 3: do we know so far.
Speaker 4: He was in Noble Park. We had eyes on him
Speaker 4: in Noble Park. The whole production was filming down there.
Speaker 4: We had Brian's wife who was at D and D printing,
Speaker 4: the production was taking over their car park.
Speaker 3: I hope that isn't a key sort of moment in
Speaker 3: the movie where he's trapped in a D and D
Speaker 3: printing services in Melbourne. He's got to use the print
Speaker 3: of the bust his way out.
Speaker 4: Well, then the next place he was spotted is the
Speaker 4: indoor place and a crazy climb in Noble Park.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we yet to see an action sort of me
Speaker 3: where there's a great fight scene in a soft place
Speaker 3: center because you imagine him and a bounty right in
Speaker 3: amongst all those balls trying to kick each other, wrestle
Speaker 3: hiding and John Winks done that it's a great thing,
Speaker 3: throwing the balls at the guy in his face.
Speaker 4: Bouncing off a trampoline shoe and that I can't wait
Speaker 4: to see this. And then he was off to the
Speaker 4: Masidon Rangers and when he gets to Wombat State Forest,
Speaker 4: the trail goes cold.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're hoping that wombats are used in this movie
Speaker 3: as well. So we are on the hunt for Liam Neeson.
Speaker 3: And the way that who's calling Christian won't we do
Speaker 3: it every year is you ask the celebrities to call
Speaker 3: the show, and if you get Liam Neeson to call
Speaker 3: the show, he is here in Melbourne. The reason what
Speaker 3: they're filming in here is because we've done so well
Speaker 3: getting it down to zero COVID. Melbourne is pretending to
Speaker 3: be in American city. How are they going to dress
Speaker 3: up Masiden to be What part of America is that
Speaker 3: meant to be the Midwest? I'm not sure what they
Speaker 3: thought they're through. But he's got to be staying somewhere.
Speaker 3: Apparently five hundred Victorians are working on this movie. Someone's
Speaker 3: gonna be bringing him a coffee in the next hour.
Speaker 4: Somebody knows somebody, surely who listened to this show.
Speaker 3: Somebody somebody who knew somebody that I used to know.
Speaker 3: No way, that's a song. Yeah, you're right, we need
Speaker 3: to get close to Nissan. If you get him to
Speaker 3: call the show, you get one thousand dollars and Liam Neeson,
Speaker 3: we'll want to call us because we'll have a good chat.
Speaker 3: And he gets a thousand dollars for the charity of
Speaker 3: his choice. This weekend do you think they're going to
Speaker 3: be filming all Liam's going to be just doing Liam
Speaker 3: Neese and stuff. I just walk in the streets looking
Speaker 3: to administer swift and brutal justice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good question.
Speaker 3: Do you get down time? We did go to the
Speaker 3: farmers market. You know what is he going to do
Speaker 3: this weekend? He's going to be walking amongst us. So
Speaker 3: if we see Liam Neese and ask him to call Christian,
Speaker 3: have you got any more information? Call us.
Speaker 2: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yesterday on the show then we were talking about job
Speaker 3: perks and I've had a whole load of emails came
Speaker 3: in off the show yesterday, which we do for latel
Speaker 3: Party Light. Now, we had some great ones yesterday because
Speaker 3: sometimes your mom and dad had a job and they
Speaker 3: got great perks. There was a lady yesterday whose mom
Speaker 3: and dad ran the little Milk Bar and they lived
Speaker 3: above it. That's an amazing job perk. Okay, this some
Speaker 3: of these are awesome. This first comes from Kathy Christian.
Speaker 3: My dad had a great job. He was the accountant
Speaker 3: Channel nine in Adelaide, and we had Humphrey bee Bear
Speaker 3: at every staff Christmas party. See I remember I Remember
Speaker 3: there was an old guy used to do an evening
Speaker 3: show on the first radio station I ever worked for,
Speaker 3: and he said, there there's two of the most important
Speaker 3: people we need to know what the any radio station.
Speaker 3: The first one is the accountant. If you have I
Speaker 3: think he had gambling, gambling problems if you ever need
Speaker 3: to get in advanced in your salary. But yeah, imagine
Speaker 3: the power of the Channel nine accountant. Pain on the stories.
Speaker 3: Humphrey be Bear at every staff Christmas party. A few
Speaker 3: years later he was the administrator at the Adelaide Festival.
Speaker 3: Is this Humphrey be Bear All? Your dad and my
Speaker 3: dad moved jobs to the Adelaide Festival theater director. We
Speaker 3: got to go and sit in the box at all
Speaker 3: the shows and lord up over the plebs. Fantastic when
Speaker 3: we went to see Little Riverband and John Paul Young.
Speaker 3: Not so good when we had to sit through Gilbert
Speaker 3: and Sullivan or the National Dance Troupe of Taiwan. Don't
Speaker 3: even get me started on the National Dance Trip of Taiwan,
Speaker 3: those amateurs. Christa. My yeah, dad worked for Barter Shoes.
Speaker 3: Did you guys know Barter shoes?
Speaker 5: Yes, it's an odd brand.
Speaker 3: My dad would bring home test shoes. I don't want prototypes, right,
Speaker 3: I mean, school shoes are bad enough. I don't want
Speaker 3: thementental shoes dom as a kid as well. Now they've
Speaker 3: got these sort of high tech three dimensional scanning devices.
Speaker 3: When I take the kids to go and get school shoes.
Speaker 3: One of the worst jobs you can ever get delegated
Speaker 3: to as a parent is take the kids school shoes shopping.
Speaker 3: It is a hell. I bart with my wife. I go,
Speaker 3: look I do a year. I've getting up at six
Speaker 3: am doing Saturday sports. Please no more school shoes for
Speaker 3: the next two years. It's a nightmare, right, because they've
Speaker 3: got so much choices. We just were giving school shoes.
Speaker 4: Here they are, That's what I was going to say, Yeah,
Speaker 4: there was no choice.
Speaker 2: Choice.
Speaker 3: Now, oh there's all kinds of like Nike ones, Rebar
Speaker 3: all these and what annoys me is you can fold
Speaker 3: them in half. School shoes, right, they're meant to be
Speaker 3: like they're like skis, aren't they That doesn't break in
Speaker 3: till the last day of the school year. Finally there's
Speaker 3: a little bit of kids. You don't get feed we
Speaker 3: bleazing walking down the streets. The other thing I used
Speaker 3: to join as well, so now when you take your
Speaker 3: kids they get they're like scanned their feet. Are you
Speaker 3: know three D gim with that device. I used to
Speaker 3: be terrified of it where they would bring out that
Speaker 3: thing like.
Speaker 4: That ah mid measure your foot, Yeah, metal kind of
Speaker 4: jaws of death.
Speaker 3: I used to get so nervous about that. For some reason,
Speaker 3: I was worried it was going to break my feet.
Speaker 3: I don't even know why I was terrified. I was
Speaker 3: shaken still in that that horrible what is that great
Speaker 3: big device? I couldn't even buy them now they banned
Speaker 3: or something. Anyway, were we? Oh yes, back to where
Speaker 3: Mary Anne and dad working for a bar of shoes
Speaker 3: and those test shoes. The best part would be at
Speaker 3: the Christmas parties. My dad was Santa Claus. He would
Speaker 3: fly in in a helicopter. How much money in the
Speaker 3: shoe business? Shoes helicopter Humphrey bee bear. That's great, Mary Anne,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. This is a great one as well.
Speaker 3: My mum's job put. She was a scientist and one
Speaker 3: of the cool things that she could do, so her
Speaker 3: job put was to catch fog. On a foggy day,
Speaker 3: she would come to the school pickup and gather kids
Speaker 3: in the playground and she would open up an eski
Speaker 3: in front of all my mates and release the folk
Speaker 3: that she'd caught. Years later, I found it was just
Speaker 3: a lot of dry ice. But it's a pretty cool
Speaker 3: magic trick, isn't it. I might try that today at
Speaker 3: school pickup. Actually, all right, so if your mum and
Speaker 3: dad had a great job perk, give us a call now.
Speaker 3: By the end of the day's show, one of you
Speaker 3: is going to win one thousand dollars. Have been our
Speaker 3: call of the week, so it could go to one
Speaker 3: of you.
Speaker 2: This morning. Hey, hell Godmi Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Did you mom and dad have a job that got
Speaker 3: you a lot of perks? What were your mom and
Speaker 3: dad job perks?
Speaker 10: Up?
Speaker 3: First? This morning, Alex, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 7: My dad's work perk was he was hit supervisor at
Speaker 7: Allan's Lolly's.
Speaker 3: Oh cool, free lollies.
Speaker 7: I got free lolly So every Friday day would pick
Speaker 7: us up from school down the road and take us
Speaker 7: back to the factory and we would get to do
Speaker 7: final inspection in our lab coats and our protective gear,
Speaker 7: and we would get a large box of mixed lollies
Speaker 7: to take home, which would used to take the school
Speaker 7: on Mondays. So we were very popular at school on
Speaker 7: a Monday.
Speaker 3: What a magical little memory that must have been been
Speaker 3: something to look forward to. It all, we've been picked
Speaker 3: up by your dad taking to the factory, giving you
Speaker 3: a lab coach to find an inspection.
Speaker 4: And let me guess, not a lot of stuff made
Speaker 4: the inspection that one's going to come off.
Speaker 3: That company went bankruptleted on that and people got fired
Speaker 3: in the factory.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was brilliant, brilliant and the best part. The
Speaker 7: best part of inspection was checking the stretchiness of the pythons.
Speaker 7: So we'll get out of the back and he doesn't.
Speaker 7: Happened to my sister and I would have to pull
Speaker 7: one end to the other and see how treachy we
Speaker 7: could get a python.
Speaker 3: So did the same at the factory as well. Yes,
Speaker 3: it's great, Alex, thank you very much, have a nice
Speaker 3: week and take care. That's lovely you too.
Speaker 7: Bye.
Speaker 3: Justin good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 11: How are you going?
Speaker 3: I'm going to jay dog off you go. What was
Speaker 3: your mom and dad job perk?
Speaker 12: Well it's not actually my parents, it's actually my grandmother.
Speaker 12: So I've got a two for here. So my grandmother
Speaker 12: ran the local amusement parlor in the eighties, So I
Speaker 12: got all the pennies, all the hot dogs and milkshakes
Speaker 12: pretty much for free, and I could take a friend.
Speaker 7: In as well.
Speaker 12: And then two dollars down it was the village cinema,
Speaker 12: so I got my grandmother was friends of the owner,
Speaker 12: so I've got to see all the movies.
Speaker 3: Basically, she was on a protection racket. You say that
Speaker 3: she owned them. It's awful this cinema burnt down. My
Speaker 3: grandson and being hilater, he doesn't pay for anything, Nana soprano. Wow,
Speaker 3: that's amazing. She could basically do you wanted?
Speaker 12: Yes, basically, so all the movies in the eighties, like
Speaker 12: Big Trouble in Little China, Goonies, I've seen Gremlins. I've
Speaker 12: got to see them all for free. Basically, So I
Speaker 12: had the best child would ever Thanks.
Speaker 2: To my name.
Speaker 3: That's great. I love that. What's your NaN's name?
Speaker 12: She's not with us anymore, but her name is Anna.
Speaker 2: So she was.
Speaker 12: She was a beautiful. So I've got a nice big
Speaker 12: portrait tattooed on the back of her. So and a
Speaker 12: couple extra quilos from all of those hot dogs and milkshakes.
Speaker 3: That's lovely. Justin Thank you very much, Thank you guys.
Speaker 12: Thank you all right.
Speaker 3: I have a nice weekend and take care now. Question day.
Speaker 2: Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're talking about your mum and dad job perks today.
Speaker 3: This comes from Sandy. Listen to show in fern Tree Guddy, Christian.
Speaker 3: My dad used to work for the Public Works Department
Speaker 3: on the dredger called the Pioneer. It was the ship
Speaker 3: that used to dredge the channels for the ships coming
Speaker 3: into Port fit At Bay. He was a steward, so
Speaker 3: he's in charge of ordering all the food and linen.
Speaker 3: He'd be away for two weeks. Once a fortnight. When
Speaker 3: he came back into doc, we'd all go down to
Speaker 3: Ripeier where it would tie up. We would go down
Speaker 3: and we could help ourselves to fruitcake, cheese, ham, pork
Speaker 3: and big blocks of steak. Amazing.
Speaker 4: But it's all two weeks I'll remember.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but yeah, come on, cheese that ages is
Speaker 3: only two weeks old. Isn't out of date? Really? And
Speaker 3: that's what kids want, don't they? Fruitcake? Gather around kids
Speaker 3: in the yard or the boys come running for my fruitcakes,
Speaker 3: got somes in. Thank you very much, Sandy. Let's take
Speaker 3: some more calls now, Gerard, good morning, Christian, here you going.
Speaker 3: I'm good. It's Friday. You had a good week and
Speaker 3: mom and dad job put what have you got?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 11: The person of my man when she was a school
Speaker 11: cleaner up in a small country town for thirty years
Speaker 11: and back in the eighties week I had to go
Speaker 11: and help her claim the school. So I had done
Speaker 11: the staff room and during that time i'd search all
Speaker 11: the drawers and say what the tastes are up to,
Speaker 11: and also helped my mate's change the scores on test results.
Speaker 3: And one of them is now running os post. That's incredible.
Speaker 3: You're right. It was a secret chamber, wasn't at the
Speaker 3: staff room? You know, all the teachers hung out and
Speaker 3: all that you want to and I want there all
Speaker 3: She's like smoke in there and smoke pipes and it
Speaker 3: was this billowing of nicotine and stuff like that. Was
Speaker 3: a mysterious world. It had windows going into it, and
Speaker 3: if you ever steed into it, the teachers would like
Speaker 3: shift your way. And I meant to see this. Just
Speaker 3: need an hour away from you savages. We hate our lives.
Speaker 3: We hate you now.
Speaker 4: Staff room actually had the two way life, so it
Speaker 4: was a mirror if you're on the outside, but they
Speaker 4: could watch you from inside the stuf.
Speaker 3: Why can't we see what they were up to in
Speaker 3: the smoking, drinking whiskey and the coffee. That's a great one.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Kill have a nice weekend you too, Margaret. Hello, Yes, Margaret.
Speaker 13: Yeah, my dad was a country cup and we used
Speaker 13: to play cops and robbers in the real seals in
Speaker 13: the backyard.
Speaker 3: You had cells in your backyard?
Speaker 13: Yeah, we had the two prison cells in a country
Speaker 13: cup in the garden are in the backyard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Australia's most wanted. He's in the garden right now, locked,
Speaker 3: so we go and take him his dinner. Kids, don't
Speaker 3: get too near. Don't get too near. But that's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: So you would have people locked up in your garden
Speaker 3: in the cells. Yeah, And I don't know way that
Speaker 3: you channel like, I'm the one who's got problem with this.
Speaker 13: Hashtags were fun because we used to go down behind
Speaker 13: the back of the sills and choubled and sing nursery
Speaker 13: rhymes and stir them up if they were drunk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's nothing worse that stirs up in the nursery rhymes.
Speaker 3: That's how you get them to confess. Confess or the
Speaker 3: kids keep singing, I did it. I'll tell you where
Speaker 3: all the money is.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Time now for Knockoff Friday. It's back because the weekend's
Speaker 3: are back and this weekend is another extraordinary weekend. No
Speaker 3: more ring of steel. Yeah, so many mates of mine
Speaker 3: who are heading out into country Victoria this weekend, which
Speaker 3: is great news. So not of Friday is simply where
Speaker 3: we ask you the most important question of Friday. What
Speaker 3: time are you knocking off today? What time are your
Speaker 3: downing tools? And then what's waiting for you? What are
Speaker 3: you looking forward to today or over the weekend? Jackie boy?
Speaker 3: What is it for you?
Speaker 4: Hey? Get this I'm going to do with Frank Day
Speaker 4: my personal trainer, first ever mother son fitness round. My
Speaker 4: mum is joining me at a strong boy school today.
Speaker 3: Oh that's lovely, So how would you do your normal workout?
Speaker 3: And then with mummy? She likes spotting you with the
Speaker 3: barber twenty place on this twenty place, Mom, Come on,
Speaker 3: it's on my throat.
Speaker 4: This bell I think she'll be Frank will be watching
Speaker 4: over both of us. So like getting me to do
Speaker 4: push ups, mom to do chinuts?
Speaker 3: Me a good son. That's a lovely thing because.
Speaker 4: She's been wanting to do it for so long. But
Speaker 4: she's you know, she doesn't like RIF like you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the strong mom strong boy together, they are a strong.
Speaker 4: Fan intimidated by the gym in general. So I said, Mom,
Speaker 4: I'll take you under my wing. Make sure no one
Speaker 4: makes funny your place.
Speaker 3: Okay, Patsy, what time are you knocking off?
Speaker 5: I am heading out of the station about ten this morning.
Speaker 5: I am driving down the freeway to Geelong because I
Speaker 5: won a new barbecue on eBay, well one, I bought
Speaker 5: one of the auction for a new barbecue at Geelongratulations,
Speaker 5: thank you, I'm very excited.
Speaker 8: Thanks boy.
Speaker 3: I mean it's amazing where you win a prize in
Speaker 3: the hand of the money for it's a smart movie, Babe,
Speaker 3: you're a winner with my money. Yeah, you drive me
Speaker 3: away from it.
Speaker 5: With Hang on a minute, so I hope I can
Speaker 5: shove it in the back of my little car. I
Speaker 5: hope it fits up.
Speaker 3: Are you taking that little clown car of your Oh wow? Amazing.
Speaker 3: Get this. Then here's what happens to me after we're
Speaker 3: done at the fun house today. Last weekend, when I
Speaker 3: was looking for my wife's birthday present at Chadstone, I
Speaker 3: walked past one of the many shops there and there
Speaker 3: was an amazing aroma wafting out. You know, I like
Speaker 3: my in my house, I buy more candles for my wife.
Speaker 3: Is in an idy world. I turn it into a
Speaker 3: crypt It's like a nineties music video. In the evening
Speaker 3: of me lighting candles walk past, there was an amazing
Speaker 3: aroma and I went in and said, what is that smell?
Speaker 3: As that candle went you too late, sir? They sold out.
Speaker 3: I was okay, and she goes, do you want me
Speaker 3: to put you down on the wait list? And I thought,
Speaker 3: am I really that age now? Candle for candles? Well,
Speaker 3: I'm going to go on a waiting list years ago
Speaker 3: usually for gig tickets for two candles. I am at
Speaker 3: that age now? I went, yes, please, yes. Evening the
Speaker 3: magic call. It's one of those unknown numbers and went,
Speaker 3: I don't know if this is some sort of sales call.
Speaker 3: And I was like yes, and I went, mister connall
Speaker 3: your candles are right, I went i'd be in tomorrow.
Speaker 3: So today I'm driving all the way back to Chadston
Speaker 3: to get two candles and then leaving Chadston straight away.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited.
Speaker 4: Can you tell everybody what the cent is or are
Speaker 4: you keeping?
Speaker 3: Because otherwise they could get there before me at eleven
Speaker 3: o'clock use my name, get to pick up my candles.
Speaker 3: I love that it's that high sound. I don't know
Speaker 3: how I sound manly. That's great.
Speaker 2: Christian A Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 3: The other thing I've got on today at four o'clock.
Speaker 3: This could either ruin my weekend or make my weekend.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I put one in on a
Speaker 3: Friday golf lesson?
Speaker 4: And did you go out the other day when we
Speaker 4: had like the thirty plus de grade day? Were you
Speaker 4: out there in the middle of the day for an hour?
Speaker 3: What an idiot? I got down there? Car park was empty.
Speaker 3: I should have knows them right. Only one out there
Speaker 3: playing golf was an Englishman burning in the heat. I
Speaker 3: had no hat. Honestly, I just feel it just frying
Speaker 3: the back of my neck. Just you know what, It
Speaker 3: heats up your back, You touch your neck and you're
Speaker 3: like oh, I feel that you can put an egg
Speaker 3: on the back of it. And Friday it was just
Speaker 3: it was like thirty three and a half an hour
Speaker 3: in a golf course. No shade. All right, so knock
Speaker 3: off Friday. Every Friday we ask you what time you're
Speaker 3: knocking off, which means what tell me you're downing tools today?
Speaker 3: And then what are you doing? It's another great weekend
Speaker 3: for us, and this one you can head out to
Speaker 3: country Victoria. You can see people you haven't seen for ages.
Speaker 3: The weekend is ahead of us. Judy, what time are
Speaker 3: you knocking off today?
Speaker 6: I'm knocking off at ten thirty this morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: And what are you going to be doing?
Speaker 6: I will be getting handed the keys to my brand.
Speaker 14: New house that we built.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, how exciting. Congratulations been up since four thirty.
Speaker 6: I'm very excited.
Speaker 3: Oh is that Christmas Day?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yep, amazing. And how long does it take you to
Speaker 3: the rena and do the build?
Speaker 6: They started the building March, so there's been a few setbacks.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I bet you can't wait. So are you
Speaker 3: moving in this weekend? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, literally getting the keys and loading stuff in the
Speaker 6: cars and the trailers and it's start sure the health help.
Speaker 3: How excited? What great way to end the year and
Speaker 3: do Christmas any new place?
Speaker 6: Finally perfectly?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, well listen, I hope it all goes well.
Speaker 3: Good luck this weekend.
Speaker 6: Thanks guys having weekend.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Judy, we will Anthony, good morning, Good day, Christian.
Speaker 3: Hell a mate, I'm good Anthony. What time you're knocking off?
Speaker 15: Mate? Finishing at four point thirty? And tonight is date night,
Speaker 15: so we're going to head to New Mcity to have
Speaker 15: some Chinese and see Russell Crowe's Unhinged.
Speaker 3: Nothing says date night than a mad go at a
Speaker 3: man go mad in a movie called Unhinched Russell Crowe
Speaker 3: is a lot of date and a lot of night.
Speaker 3: That is great. Yes, cinemas are open now, aren't they?
Speaker 15: Cannot wait?
Speaker 6: We love going out.
Speaker 3: Thank good movie. Yeah, I know, I've really missed out
Speaker 3: the last six months. It'd be amazing. I bet I
Speaker 3: bet be a buzz of excitement from everybody else going
Speaker 3: into cinema. I think it's the I think it's on
Speaker 3: the second weekend. The cinemas are actually open now. Well,
Speaker 3: you have to let us know Monday. What the crow
Speaker 3: Man movie like is like? I really, I still haven't
Speaker 3: seen on Hinged and I really want to see that.
Speaker 3: Love us of Crow Movies.
Speaker 15: Enjoy tonight, Thank you so much, over Gray weekend gards.
Speaker 3: All right, cheers, Hey listen, why you're there, Anthony, yep, yep.
Speaker 3: I've got a double glass for Village Cinemas Gold class
Speaker 3: as well, so go listener again. Sounds like you and
Speaker 3: your wife a wrillianty movie, So see another one on us. Okay, Oh,
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 15: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: That's all right, Take care and enjoy your night tonight. Cheers,
Speaker 3: by bye, Melinda.
Speaker 15: Hi Christian. I've already knocked off and I'm on my
Speaker 15: way up to my houseboat at Lake Yield, and and
Speaker 15: I'm so excited.
Speaker 10: Oh do you know what.
Speaker 3: I've never been on a houseboat. It's one of the
Speaker 3: things me and my wife the kids want to do.
Speaker 3: We're desperate to have the houseboat experience. I see them
Speaker 3: advertised all the time. I'm so jealous. Is it your houseboat? Yeah,
Speaker 3: it is, it is.
Speaker 15: And we are so excited to see all of our
Speaker 15: friends who's got their houseboats. Well, it's been about, you know,
Speaker 15: four months since we've seen everyone, and I think, you know,
Speaker 15: it's a legendary experience, so Christian, you have to do it.
Speaker 15: There's lots of houseboat hire companies up there, so you
Speaker 15: haven't experienced Australia. So you've been on a houseboat.
Speaker 4: That's We used to go to Lake Eilden as a
Speaker 4: kid and run a houseboat. Yeah, it's great fun.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I'd love to do that. And I bet
Speaker 3: it must be a community of you there. If you have,
Speaker 3: you had this a while in the family.
Speaker 15: No, we've had it for about three years. But it
Speaker 15: is a whole community up there, the people, the locals,
Speaker 15: everyone's amazing. It's the most beautiful scenery and you've really
Speaker 15: got to experience it.
Speaker 3: Ye, you're going to get like a hero. So turned there,
Speaker 3: aren't you this weekend? It'd be like a party there.
Speaker 3: It will be.
Speaker 15: I can guarantee. Most of the houseboats are already out.
Speaker 15: We've been watching them on the webcams all week.
Speaker 3: We can't really webcams, and they were the big thing,
Speaker 3: weren't they webcams? That's great. I'd love to know someone
Speaker 3: who owned a house post that I could get access to.
Speaker 3: That would be lovely, wouldn't it. Okay, then, have a
Speaker 3: nice time with that private houseboat obviously, just some friends
Speaker 3: not English Dyejo.
Speaker 4: Isn't that one go through?
Speaker 15: You never know, you might get an invite, Christian.
Speaker 3: Just see how the shows go over the next couple
Speaker 3: of weeks. But then enjoy your weekend.
Speaker 15: Okay, thanks Christian, you have the weekend too.
Speaker 3: Make a note of that person never winning anything. Who
Speaker 3: we got here? Jeff? Good morning, Jeff.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Christian, here are you going. I'm knocking off
Speaker 1: at twelve thirty. I'll be a warricle seeing some patience
Speaker 1: and then I'm going And what do you do?
Speaker 3: By the way, I sleep?
Speaker 1: Sleep physiologist?
Speaker 3: Asleep physiologist. We need to talk to you, honestly, Honestly,
Speaker 3: Jack's reading this book at the moment. What's it called?
Speaker 4: Yeah, why we sleep? And I, Jeff, I have a
Speaker 4: real problem with napping or like trying to that three
Speaker 4: pm mark of the day. I get so tired.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jeff, we hit this wall at three pm and
Speaker 3: it's this horrible bleak thing. It's it's easy to get
Speaker 3: up in the morning. I've never had a problem with
Speaker 3: that doing these hours, but that wall at three in
Speaker 3: the afternoon. Would you finds we nap have a little power.
Speaker 1: Now that's the typical circadian dip about anywhere between twelve
Speaker 1: thirty three thirty nap. If you're going to nap, nap
Speaker 1: for twenty minutes only, right, But he's he's a Do
Speaker 1: you like coffee?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: But if it's going to help, well, well, what you
Speaker 3: can do to get your.
Speaker 1: Red up in the afternoon? Slam down a short black before.
Speaker 3: You go to sleep. You see your qualifications caffeine. The
Speaker 3: one thing you don't need to answer to me is caffeine.
Speaker 4: I think you're just trying to get more patient. Everybody
Speaker 4: drink coffee before you go to sleep, and now everybody
Speaker 4: in Melbourne's going to sleep when.
Speaker 1: You work for the coffee marketing that hasn't materbolized yet.
Speaker 3: So you coffee. I'm just gonna have a line the
Speaker 3: mark keep and then what would do when you come
Speaker 3: out of it? I'm revved up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you slam it down, You have a nap
Speaker 1: straight away for twenty minutes, you come back out and
Speaker 1: you just rip ripped up because it's metabolized in twenty minutes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I can't get to sleep at nine
Speaker 4: o'clock when I'm trying to get to.
Speaker 3: Do another one. Do you know what I'm going to
Speaker 3: try this today, Jeff, I will try this. What just
Speaker 3: like a little piccolo or something.
Speaker 1: Like that, Yeah, for sure, black like.
Speaker 16: Picolo whatever it is going to be strong, be strong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, manly shot black you know, no, no, no piccolo
Speaker 3: nonsense pommy and all right, I'll give that. Get you know.
Speaker 3: By the way, Van God used to do that. He
Speaker 3: would fall asleep in a chair right holding a pencil,
Speaker 3: and so when the pencil fell out of his hand,
Speaker 3: he would wake himself up. That's who were time. That
Speaker 3: was his nap time, all right, But that's that's not
Speaker 3: having coffee before his ear off. So maybe he didn't
Speaker 3: get a good nap time. He didn't know the coffee
Speaker 3: trick from Jeff. Jeff, I'm going to try I let
Speaker 3: you know how I get on. All right, good red up.
Speaker 8: Christian Christian o'connald podcast.
Speaker 3: So we started this a couple of weeks ago, and
Speaker 3: as well, we get a lot of song titles, put
Speaker 3: them on the wheel, spin it whatever it lands on.
Speaker 3: That's what we're trying to phone in with you. So
Speaker 3: this morning we've got I still haven't found what I'm
Speaker 3: looking for, by you two go your own way, Fleetwood Mac,
Speaker 3: what's my age again? Blink worn eighty two, baby did
Speaker 3: a bad, bad thing from christ Iity and EMC Hammer
Speaker 3: joins us this week, brand new entry on the wholm
Speaker 3: of for Fortunes four. Can't touch this. Let's spin it
Speaker 3: down down it's landing on EMC hammer. Can't touch this,
Speaker 3: so till the next twenty minutes, can we do a
Speaker 3: phone in called can't touch this? So I guess we're
Speaker 3: looking for stories of things maybe you were told when
Speaker 3: you were a kid. There are always areas of your home,
Speaker 3: mom and dad's place, or and nanon Grande where you
Speaker 3: weren't meant to go, or things you touch it was
Speaker 3: an older brother or sister. What couldn't you touch? Can't
Speaker 3: touch this? No? Four one four one oh four three,
Speaker 3: Jackie boy.
Speaker 4: We have one running at our house at the moment.
Speaker 4: Actually with the air pods Apple air Pods, which are
Speaker 4: the wireless headphones. I had some for ages and Bianki
Speaker 4: would always steal them, and then whenever I'm.
Speaker 3: Going out was sharing them.
Speaker 4: Oh share, yeah, which is a little bit gross because
Speaker 4: they do pick up a little bit of eargunk from Yeah, definitely,
Speaker 4: So I got her some for her birthday. Now we
Speaker 4: have our own ones. Still she hers run out of
Speaker 4: battery or she misplaces them, and mine is stolen out
Speaker 4: of the little pod I keep. Every week, I make
Speaker 4: the rule no touching each other's ears.
Speaker 3: In my family, it's the same thing, like the kids
Speaker 3: are accusing each other who's stealing who's We've all got them,
Speaker 3: and I've got I got us all four different colored
Speaker 3: cases now that you know, can get those all colored
Speaker 3: things that go around them.
Speaker 7: You need that.
Speaker 3: And also those airports as well. They're so tiny and slippery.
Speaker 3: I'm pound on if you put them in your pocket
Speaker 3: and stuff like that. They're just too easy to lose,
Speaker 3: aren't they?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And everyone's all is argued about that in our house.
Speaker 3: All right, can't touch this? What have you got for us?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, So the when or fortunes
Speaker 3: has landed on mc hammers? Can't touch this? We know
Speaker 3: we do this every friday. Can we do a phone
Speaker 3: in about a song title? Can't touch this? What couldn't
Speaker 3: you touch? What do you stories? Have you got? Peter?
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 17: A friend of mine had their parents had a full
Speaker 17: launder room with shag bowl carpet, but only place that
Speaker 17: there was a television in their house back in the
Speaker 17: day when people had only had one TV and no
Speaker 17: one was allowed in that lundering full stop. But whenever
Speaker 17: you went in there, you left princes in the shag
Speaker 17: pol carpet. So we used to have to back out
Speaker 17: and get rid of our tracks literally and knees falling back.
Speaker 4: Rap just rake the shagpile back or come down ceiling
Speaker 4: like mission impossible.
Speaker 3: Yes, So many friends of mine, their mom and dad,
Speaker 3: they had those rooms that were at sliding doors or
Speaker 3: the kids were never allowed any had the music center
Speaker 3: in and the one TV in the house. It was
Speaker 3: like that's the grown up room the room. Yeah, that's right,
Speaker 3: that's great. Peter, thank you very much. You kill mete.
Speaker 3: You have a good weekend. This is Stella.
Speaker 13: This is Stella.
Speaker 3: Great Stella, welcome to the show. Tell us about what
Speaker 3: you couldn't touch.
Speaker 16: Good morning. Well, my brother I was so precious back
Speaker 16: in the day. He had a record player and his records,
Speaker 16: and we weren't allowed to go with my sister and
Speaker 16: I weren't allowed to go neven. So what he would
Speaker 16: do he would very strategically place a hair across the
Speaker 16: top of it. Dicky tape it on each en so
Speaker 16: do fol or work whatever he went to when he
Speaker 16: came back. If fat hair was broken or moved, we
Speaker 16: were in dire straight mate. We would hide under the beds.
Speaker 16: Is he it was the sweet back of it?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, ball and blitz, Yes that's the one.
Speaker 15: Yeah, No, we were.
Speaker 16: We weren't to let it go anywhere near.
Speaker 4: His record coach A hair over this is I think
Speaker 4: that's actually from one of the Double seven films, the
Speaker 4: hair over the door.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I wasn't it okay?
Speaker 6: Fair enough?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that we have a case on file.
Speaker 3: All right, thank you, thank you. Let's google it. I
Speaker 3: want to. I want to know now you've braceed that. Melissa,
Speaker 3: good morning, ma'am.
Speaker 14: God Mining, Christian, Jack and Pats Hope you're all well.
Speaker 14: I have a story for you. I was a fifteen
Speaker 14: year old at home and we had this picnic basket
Speaker 14: on top of our fridge that we weren't allowed to touch.
Speaker 14: You know, that had an assortment of Cabri share packs
Speaker 14: and chocolate biscuits and other bits and pieces in it.
Speaker 14: And it was always our family of seven Friday night
Speaker 14: treat specials, so none of us were allowed to touch
Speaker 14: it during the week. But as a fifteen year old,
Speaker 14: I had my very first boyfriend over for the very
Speaker 14: first time and everybody was out, so I thought I'd
Speaker 14: impress him with some chocolate biscuits and Cabri chocolate.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 14: I got the picnic basket down and went through it,
Speaker 14: running through and got to the bottom and there was
Speaker 14: a VHS video in there that I thought looked really
Speaker 14: interesting called Johnny Holmes, and I hadn't seen it, so
Speaker 14: we popped it on the VHS and needless to say,
Speaker 14: it was not a family movie that we're going to.
Speaker 3: Have on Friday without porn star.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I certainly was an eye opener at fifteen.
Speaker 3: It was in the picnic basket with the chocolates. We
Speaker 3: know he's going to.
Speaker 4: Look for what I know.
Speaker 14: Was memorable putting it on for him.
Speaker 3: That's for surely come around here every Friday. Oh, this
Speaker 3: is great choker and they're as a juicy.
Speaker 14: Tip Bitty came out gay a few years later, so
Speaker 14: I'm not quite sure it really helped, but anyway, and.
Speaker 3: There we go.
Speaker 14: Story.
Speaker 3: Yeshna, that's a great one. Thank you very much for
Speaker 3: calling him.
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Speaker 4: Are you good at keeping a shopping list? I?
Speaker 2: Mate?
Speaker 3: You see I operate. What do you think I'm the same.
Speaker 4: I'm the same. I pride myself on just remembering what
Speaker 4: I need. And I've never in my life kept a
Speaker 4: shopping list where it's fallen apart at the moment is
Speaker 4: we need triple A batteries, and I just every time
Speaker 4: I go to the supermarket, I forget that we need.
Speaker 3: We've all got more thanough of double A?
Speaker 4: Does of double Ay?
Speaker 3: It's the it's the triple A. And what's that horrible
Speaker 3: little round fellaw?
Speaker 4: I hate the round guy, but I didn't even know.
Speaker 3: We're not going to learn what is that? It's that
Speaker 3: the cell ones? Yeah, that's something else on the DVS
Speaker 3: or T C nine. You got the C three, the
Speaker 3: C one, the C three, it's all the sea ones.
Speaker 3: I can't stand them.
Speaker 4: Where at the moment doing that thing? Where the batteries
Speaker 4: in the TV?
Speaker 3: It was a square one?
Speaker 4: The square one is nine fault.
Speaker 3: He's you know what, Let's do a battery based quiz
Speaker 3: on Monday. Shot. Serious know your batteries? What is that
Speaker 3: square one?
Speaker 4: He's ninefold definitely, I know that because ninefolt is the
Speaker 4: one you used to dare people to put their.
Speaker 3: Tongue on all right, son, The ninevault is probably the
Speaker 3: most famous one. So yeah, But the triple a's no
Speaker 3: one's got them. But they the little ones.
Speaker 4: They're the ones that the TV remote and it never
Speaker 4: really runs out, like it takes five or six years
Speaker 4: for it to run out. So the air con remote
Speaker 4: and the TV rote remote now are sharing the same
Speaker 4: double a.
Speaker 3: So you do what I do. We all do this.
Speaker 3: We borrow for one to get the other. You could
Speaker 3: go and buy some after work today, but you don't.
Speaker 4: You solve the problem in the moment, go all right,
Speaker 4: the air CON's working again, and then you go and
Speaker 4: turn on the TV TV working. Don't get that one
Speaker 4: from the Yeah, we're.
Speaker 3: Doing this all the time. Why isn't there right and
Speaker 3: all the great apps there are? Because there's too many
Speaker 3: different remotes? Now, aren't there one? Just a turn the
Speaker 3: TV on? Then you need one sometimes for like to
Speaker 3: get through the different streaming services and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Or if you've got Apple TV, why isn't there a
Speaker 3: TV remote app?
Speaker 4: Is for Apple TV?
Speaker 6: Is that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: But that's not going to turn on your TV.
Speaker 3: Why isn't there one that can just turn on TV's
Speaker 3: like a master remote.
Speaker 4: That is a good idea.
Speaker 3: I might start inventing that today.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've just torn this piece of paper a
Speaker 3: little bit too rapidly on a Friday, and half the
Speaker 3: punchlines are separated from the setups. Oh dear, oh dear,
Speaker 3: it's like a cracker. All right, it's gone one a
Speaker 3: four point three K mornings, The Christian O'Connell Show, eight
Speaker 3: thirty seven. Last chance this week to go and see
Speaker 3: Tina Arena Live. What a show this is on Chante
Speaker 3: bless You. Oh no, that's the name of her new show.
Speaker 3: Well no, by the way, you can be there at
Speaker 3: the Sydney My Music Moll in May next year. Live
Speaker 3: Music returning very soon a couple of month's time. Well
Speaker 3: it's actually quite a few points start color mons timers,
Speaker 3: not May Saturday, made the fifteenth. It's Tina Rena and
Speaker 3: the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra on Chante bless You. Now it's
Speaker 3: the name of her show mate. Oh all right, so
Speaker 3: you can win those Your next five minutes always end
Speaker 3: with them wanting more bed songs. It's national Where your
Speaker 3: Pajamas Day? Today? Bed songs? I bet you've got pajamas.
Speaker 5: I just would have won them into work today if
Speaker 5: I could do.
Speaker 3: Banker got pajamas.
Speaker 4: She loves pajamas.
Speaker 3: I don't have any, no, not. You know what, I'm
Speaker 3: going to conduct a survey on Monday Show. How many
Speaker 3: of our male listeners have pajamas.
Speaker 4: That's great question.
Speaker 3: I think it's a very slim pickens who have pajamas.
Speaker 3: Espeently in old movies, isn't it you see the gentlemen
Speaker 3: having pajamas and like slippers that are always partner by
Speaker 3: the sign of the bed, nightcap and a nightcap. That's it?
Speaker 3: All right? So bed songs pillow? Is it me? You're
Speaker 3: looking for gold? Everybody was kung foot and fighting silver
Speaker 3: past the Dutch oven on the left hand side. Gold plus,
Speaker 3: thank you, and everyone loves it. Everyone's got a night stand.
Speaker 3: You know you put a little drink the night stand
Speaker 3: by me.
Speaker 4: It didn't need to set up. We know what a
Speaker 4: night stand is. It's a silver plus.
Speaker 3: I was holding out for a girl, all right, Jackie boy,
Speaker 3: what have you got for bed songs?
Speaker 4: Play? That bunky music, White Boy straight into Gold's Bohemian napsody.
Speaker 3: Yes, Silver, the sheet is on.
Speaker 4: Sorry, the sheet is on.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's good Silver.
Speaker 4: And I'm about to sing a little bit of radio okay,
Speaker 4: because I'm as sleep I'm a knocker.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's very good Gold Plus all right, what
Speaker 3: have you got them? Bed songs on Chante Bless You?
Speaker 4: Sorry? Fading in the Glory of my Gold.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, another chance now to win these Tina Arena tickets
Speaker 3: in her new show on Shante Bless You too. I'll
Speaker 3: do another one at the end. Okay, you get ready?
Speaker 3: All right, that's mark the time waste today your bed
Speaker 3: songs National Pajama's Day when douvets cry Silver Yess smells
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Speaker 3: teen Doner plus Pete snooze that girl Gold. Yeah, very
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Speaker 3: on Shante.
Speaker 4: You Bless You.
Speaker 3: No, the sheet is on.
Speaker 4: I had that bronze copying.
Speaker 3: All right, then that getting possessive. I had that Sorry
Speaker 3: about that ugly scenes on the radio morning. No, we're
Speaker 3: not doing the morning floor. You want dear, oh dear,
Speaker 3: who selected that one? Producers come on napping in the
Speaker 3: name of Silver, nap time of your life.
Speaker 4: Don't know it, Bronz.
Speaker 3: I've had the time of my life as you mean.
Speaker 3: Jennifer warms and yeah, never gonna get you up. Silver
Speaker 3: plus Nathan rolling in the sleep Gold, Pajama Chameleon Gold, Amanda,
Speaker 3: do you seally want to hurt me? Seally?
Speaker 4: Mattresses?
Speaker 3: That's good, isn't it? Silver plus brand names corsales charging
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Speaker 3: That's very smart. On Scott knocking on Heaven's headboard. Silver,
Speaker 3: Electric blanket Avenue Silver. Do you know has an electric blanket?
Speaker 3: My wife just on her side, I can shiver and die,
Speaker 3: she will survive. Welcome to the snuggle Bronze. I could
Speaker 3: fit it. Coming in the airbed tonight Silver. Uncomfortably numb
Speaker 3: sleeping on the fold out bed Gold. That's very good.
Speaker 3: Take my morning breath away Silver. I'm justin uh messaging
Speaker 3: a hot water bottle.
Speaker 4: Silver.
Speaker 3: I want to nat with somebody Silver uptown foot on
Speaker 3: silver pillow, fight for your right to parties the last.
Speaker 4: One silver plus is all I can do.
Speaker 3: Who is going to see Tina Rena?
Speaker 4: I like pajama chameleon, pajama comedian.
Speaker 3: Okay, that is Amanda. You're winning the tickets on Shante
Speaker 3: bless you well done. She's back Tina Arena Saturday, Made
Speaker 3: the fifteenth Sydney My Music while you can get your
Speaker 3: tickets Monday morning, ten am at ticket Tech.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, All.
Speaker 3: Right, before we bow out there into the weekends, time
Speaker 3: not to find out who's getting one thousand dollars. Thanks
Speaker 3: to Howe in the team at Mercedes Benz Barrett for
Speaker 3: Cool of the Week. Tough job this week because so
Speaker 3: many funny moments and so many funny stories. However, here
Speaker 3: is the long list. Hello, Hello, Hello, The Christian O'Connell Show. Hello,
Speaker 3: Coller of the week, Good morning Jess.
Speaker 7: My weakest cream.
Speaker 13: The name is I am very distantly related.
Speaker 2: To Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3: How distant is distant?
Speaker 7: My grandmother's maiden name is Swift, and all throughout our
Speaker 7: family history we're very.
Speaker 2: Very mirror.
Speaker 16: I want to use the five harden.
Speaker 7: Don's ice cream.
Speaker 13: Every month, the delivery guy would turn up with twelve
Speaker 13: TUFs of the ice cream.
Speaker 7: And I've kind of was sick of seeing.
Speaker 2: It, so I pretending.
Speaker 12: Is coming in with.
Speaker 2: Margaret.
Speaker 13: My dad was a country cop and we used to
Speaker 13: play cops and robbers in the.
Speaker 3: Real in the earth you had sales in your backyard.
Speaker 8: It was fun because we used to go down behind
Speaker 8: the back of the sills and wardens nursery rhymes and
Speaker 8: stir them up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's not the worst that stirs up in the nursery, confess,
Speaker 3: So the kids keep singing, when have you been a
Speaker 3: band loser? Steph.
Speaker 6: Actually my mom.
Speaker 8: One day we went mini golfing with the family and
Speaker 8: Mum was scoring and.
Speaker 6: She realized she was going to lose to my brother,
Speaker 6: so she decided to keep the scorecard.
Speaker 8: She scrunched it up in a ball and put it
Speaker 8: in her law Dean, Good morning, a law's pig in
Speaker 8: a rustle, said, did you someone pick it up in
Speaker 8: three days time and all dressed.
Speaker 2: You know, dressed.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Caller of the week, Great calls this week.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much everyone who has called the show.
Speaker 3: That last caller Dean at the pig man sounds like
Speaker 3: craw wan to hear it back. That's his child and
Speaker 3: stuff like that. One if he's gonna win one thousand
Speaker 3: dollars right now, and it is Steph.
Speaker 14: By Christian.
Speaker 3: Steph, you've just won one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: You call the week so much.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Are you're at school right now?
Speaker 14: I am at school any minute now.
Speaker 13: The music's about to start and I'm going to ink
Speaker 13: up there it goes.
Speaker 7: My wonderful kids will be in very shortly.
Speaker 3: Well you play them into music or something.
Speaker 7: Well, the music plays over the speaker, so they know
Speaker 7: the line.
Speaker 11: Up at the door.
Speaker 4: What happened to the school bell?
Speaker 7: Well, the school bell still goes.
Speaker 3: But this is like a two minute warnings, doesn't it? Warning?
Speaker 3: Five is over, Knowledge is coming, Warning, warning, this is
Speaker 3: not a class line up. Kids walk the line very much, Steph.
Speaker 3: Enjoy your one thousand donors. Thank you very much for
Speaker 3: cool about your awesome mummy in the schoolcard. We loved it.
Speaker 14: Thank you so much.
Speaker 7: My wedding's coming up, so that'll make a big difference.
Speaker 3: Oh brilliant, I bet it will actually, Yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: take care Steph, have a nice day. At school.
Speaker 14: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Before we leave, Liams the winning continues over the weekend.
Speaker 3: If you can get Liam Neeson, the Hollywood actor Oscar
Speaker 3: winning actor Liam Neeson is in Melbourne's filming. All we
Speaker 3: know so far is where do we think he is today?
Speaker 4: Materaden Rangers. I'm wearing Masaden.
Speaker 3: It could be there over the weekend. If you can
Speaker 3: get Liam Neeson to call the show, then we're trying
Speaker 3: to get him on the show doing a mini version
Speaker 3: of Who's Calling Christian? Liam Calling Christian? You could be
Speaker 3: winning one thousand dollars if you actually get Liam Neeson
Speaker 3: to call the show, and Liam Neeson will get one
Speaker 3: thousand dollars for the charity of his choice. Keep your
Speaker 3: eyes piled this weekend you could see Liam Neeson. That's
Speaker 3: it for us. Thank you very much for listening. Title
Speaker 3: today's show is Nana Soprano. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 2: Bye. The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast