Speaker 1: Lifelun Cut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose lands
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Speaker 1: past and present.
Speaker 2: Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was
Speaker 2: recorded on de rug Wallamuta Land. Hi guys, and welcome
Speaker 2: back to another episode of Life on Cut.
Speaker 3: I'm Laura, I'm Brittany, I'm Mitch, and this is our
Speaker 3: radio show, the pickup. You know, all the best bits,
Speaker 3: not all of it, just wrapped up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's chosen like a buffet depressed that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes it is.
Speaker 5: I had a few highlights this week.
Speaker 1: When I think back on the week. That was one
Speaker 1: of them, for sure, was you, Mitch. You never failed
Speaker 1: to make me laugh. Not you didn't even try. It
Speaker 1: was unintentionally.
Speaker 5: You had a.
Speaker 1: Really awkward moment with a huge, huge Hollywood celebrity, Andy Cohen.
Speaker 4: I don't think it was that bad, And the more
Speaker 4: we talk about it, it wasn't bad. I called Andy Cohen
Speaker 4: gay Santa and then referred to myself as a gay CHRISTMASLF.
Speaker 2: I think like the litmus test for when something's funny
Speaker 2: is when the other person laughs, and the fact that
Speaker 2: he didn't laugh and you laughed and then he sat
Speaker 2: there in silence, but you continued to dig in on
Speaker 2: the joke like just you really it was great.
Speaker 4: You know what you did me dirty Laura, because I
Speaker 4: can always trust on you to just laugh at me
Speaker 4: to help me through the situation. And what you did
Speaker 4: you stare at me. Then you looked at Andy and
Speaker 4: you did this with your arm. Jane m.
Speaker 3: You know me here no me here with me?
Speaker 1: You know how you have that one friend that you
Speaker 1: have to walk around like behind them apologizing for them.
Speaker 4: Okay, it was when we were on the morning show
Speaker 4: this week and it happened in the green room. We
Speaker 4: talk about it on the show, but it wasn't that bad.
Speaker 3: I do you know what something that you did? Bret.
Speaker 3: I thoroughly enjoyed your nude story.
Speaker 5: I've been showing my nudes around, not not intentionally.
Speaker 2: And also I think one of my highlights this week
Speaker 2: was that we had Josh for Math's on the show.
Speaker 4: Look.
Speaker 2: I mean that was a really big episode that was
Speaker 2: on Monday night with Melissa when they were on the
Speaker 2: couch and he goes into detail about his feelings about
Speaker 2: what happened and whether he thinks Melissa.
Speaker 3: Got about it edit or a lot of other goodies
Speaker 3: in there enjoying.
Speaker 4: How are we all feeling after that bombshell episode of
Speaker 4: Married at First Sight last night?
Speaker 5: It has been wild?
Speaker 1: What a wild I was going to say twenty four
Speaker 1: hours that it's been like what fifteen?
Speaker 4: Yeah, twelve was there best?
Speaker 3: I am still I'm very surprised about the whole allowing
Speaker 3: people to go home without actually choosing to leave, you know,
Speaker 3: like you never had that rule where unless both people
Speaker 3: have said leave, if one person says stay, you're stuck forever.
Speaker 3: They broke the rule last night.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Josh and Melissa had a real interesting lounge session.
Speaker 4: Is that what they call them lounge sessions? We can
Speaker 4: call it a loud Yeah. Yeah, it was rough. They
Speaker 4: both left, first time in maths history to both be
Speaker 4: allowed to leave, and they're gone. They're out of the competition.
Speaker 4: Josh actually joins us. Now we had to go straight
Speaker 4: to the source. Josh. See, hi, buddy, welcome to the pickup.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Mitch, it's nice to meet You're nice thing
Speaker 6: you too, Britain.
Speaker 1: Laura, Hi, Josh, Hey, Josh, look, what a huge night.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine how you're feeling, but how do you
Speaker 1: feel that you were the first person in math's history
Speaker 1: that the experts let go?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I don't feel like Lebron smashing the
Speaker 6: points scoring record, but true love, yes, baby, I can
Speaker 6: maybe maybe I can claim. But it was it was
Speaker 6: a difficult episode to watch. It was. It was also
Speaker 6: difficult to live as well.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 2: Melissa spoke to Carlin Jackie O this morning and we
Speaker 2: heard her say this.
Speaker 5: And I took sex off the table. I was like, right,
Speaker 5: I want to get to know this guy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's just seeing me as this only this sex
Speaker 8: siren and there's more elements to me.
Speaker 3: There was no kissing.
Speaker 1: It wasn't it was no interesting, you know, it was
Speaker 1: just a very transaction the prostitute.
Speaker 5: Right, So that's what it meant.
Speaker 4: It was it was no passion, it was.
Speaker 8: And I knew that Josh had clicked off.
Speaker 2: How does it make you feel when you hear that?
Speaker 2: And also is that what happened? Was there no kissing
Speaker 2: at all during intimacy Week?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Look, that's seemed accurate. There was physical intimacy during
Speaker 6: during Intimacy Week. There was other forms of intimacy, so
Speaker 6: that that's a complete mischaracterization and representation of what the
Speaker 6: week was like. But that's her choice from that's not
Speaker 6: who I am. I don't really want to talk down
Speaker 6: to any of that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, Josh, the part that I family interesting was
Speaker 4: that you said that she limited your TV, your books,
Speaker 4: and your intimacy, which kind of sounds like what Laura
Speaker 4: does with her kids. Like it kind of felt like
Speaker 4: she was no books, no iPad, and no chicken nuggets
Speaker 4: like guy.
Speaker 5: Can tail up off the ground and.
Speaker 4: Tell up off the ground. And that's to Matt, not
Speaker 4: even the kids. Did you feel like maybe you felt
Speaker 4: she was treating you less of a man and more
Speaker 4: like a child.
Speaker 6: It was I mean, as I said on the counts,
Speaker 6: it was about the forms of control, right, because if
Speaker 6: you look at those things in isolation, they're kind of
Speaker 6: you know, like maybe they're understandable, but when you lay
Speaker 6: them over the top. That was the point that I
Speaker 6: was trying to make that I wasn't able to connect
Speaker 6: with the outside world, whether it be through my TV,
Speaker 6: through my phone or reading books. It was it was difficult.
Speaker 3: Do you think, and I think this is a big one.
Speaker 2: Everyone always comes off these shows and says, oh, I've
Speaker 2: got a bad edit.
Speaker 3: That's not who I really am.
Speaker 4: Blame it on the edit every time.
Speaker 2: Do you think the editor of Melissa has been fair
Speaker 2: or would you say, look, it's been unfairly harsh.
Speaker 6: I'd probably break that down two ways. I think that
Speaker 6: people are being very unfair towards me in general. I
Speaker 6: think that she's copying a lot of bullying online, which
Speaker 6: I don't agree with, and I hope people do stop
Speaker 6: that that just continuates to perpetuate a cycle. That's the
Speaker 6: first thing. The second thing that i'd say is that
Speaker 6: one thing I've always maintained throughout the experiment, and not
Speaker 6: just just Mylitta, but everyone, is that if you give
Speaker 6: them the content of the way that you act in
Speaker 6: the things that you say, you can't really complain about
Speaker 6: the edit because it's not like it's computer generated, Like
Speaker 6: they don't insert the words that you say or make
Speaker 6: you say the things you've actually said them. So I
Speaker 6: don't think that when that comes back to you you
Speaker 6: should be surprised because you did say those things.
Speaker 2: So reading between the lines, I think we're getting that
Speaker 2: the edit is fair. And the other thing I wanted
Speaker 2: to ask, and it's because I mean it was mentioned
Speaker 2: to this morning on radio. But also I've seen it
Speaker 2: in the news. Aren't you in a relationship with Lyndall?
Speaker 6: Now? No, Lyndall and I are just friends. We're just friends.
Speaker 6: There is nothing going on there at all.
Speaker 5: So what do you think? What do you think?
Speaker 1: Because it's all it's you know, watch this space. The
Speaker 1: evidence is coming out. They're going to be showing that
Speaker 1: they're together. What do you think they're talking about?
Speaker 6: I have no idea what that evidence is. I mean,
Speaker 6: as I mentioned at the reunion, and you know I
Speaker 6: mentioned the since when I came off the experiment, I
Speaker 6: worked very hard on myself to try to understand what
Speaker 6: it was that I had gone through and when I
Speaker 6: was kind of getting out of it and how I
Speaker 6: could improve myself. And then when I came off sorry,
Speaker 6: and then when others would come off the experiment, I
Speaker 6: kind of reach out to them and just say, look,
Speaker 6: this is this is how I felt. If you feel
Speaker 6: this way, then you know, I just know that you're
Speaker 6: not alive. And so that was I mean, I reached
Speaker 6: out to everyone like that, I feel.
Speaker 1: Like you've left and you've got a lot of love,
Speaker 1: like you have a lot of support, and it would
Speaker 1: have been it was hard to watch, so it would
Speaker 1: have been really hard to watch back. Do you think,
Speaker 1: now living through it, rewatching it, do you think you
Speaker 1: would go back.
Speaker 5: And do it again.
Speaker 6: I did get asked that my friends and family. I
Speaker 6: don't know. I think probably if I did go back again,
Speaker 6: I'd probably be more, probably more assertive about the type
Speaker 6: of person that maybe that I wanted to be with.
Speaker 6: I mean, during the application process, I was pretty I
Speaker 6: was pretty open about, you know, like the type of
Speaker 6: person that I would you know, I could kind of
Speaker 6: see myself spending the rest of my life with. And yeah,
Speaker 6: I probably think i'd do that more definitively the next
Speaker 6: time if.
Speaker 5: I, Yeah, you'd be like, I want to be able
Speaker 5: to watch TV. I want to be how to.
Speaker 4: I've got a kindle, and I needed to be charged
Speaker 4: at all times. But I'm going to address the elephant
Speaker 4: in the room here, like you did sign up for
Speaker 4: a TV show. So I'd think to myself, if I
Speaker 4: said I want someone who isn't hyper sexual or doesn't
Speaker 4: put as much importance on that in the same way
Speaker 4: that I do, They're going to match you up with
Speaker 4: someone who is the complete opposite, because that's what a
Speaker 4: TV show. Does they want the ratings? Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 4: and I'm not blaming you, Josh, but I'm just saying,
Speaker 4: surely you knew there'd be a certain element of they're
Speaker 4: going to flip this back on me to get ratings. Right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Well, there's two points i'd say the image. The
Speaker 6: first thing is is that like I am also a
Speaker 6: sexual person. That's just as I said on the show.
Speaker 6: That is a private matter between my wife and I,
Speaker 6: and that's what I was trying to explain there. But
Speaker 6: the second point that it says that I understand that
Speaker 6: mass has its own reputation and with an audience of
Speaker 6: it either being negative or positive. But I can still
Speaker 6: come into the experiment and try to be myself and
Speaker 6: genuine to myself. I shouldn't have to change just because
Speaker 6: there's a camera pointing at me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good call. You know what I found interesting as well,
Speaker 4: when you were sitting there and you made your points,
Speaker 4: all the boys sitting behind you on the benches, the
Speaker 4: benchwarmers were all clapping and they were on your team,
Speaker 4: which made me think, I don't know, does Melissa not
Speaker 4: have the best reputation with the rest of the cast,
Speaker 4: because they all seemed to be very much team Josh.
Speaker 6: I'm not sure. I think they were responding to what
Speaker 6: they were hearing at the moment. I mean, there's one
Speaker 6: thing that you haven't seen from as an audience. But
Speaker 6: the girls were also supportive of me as well. They
Speaker 6: did some really nice things.
Speaker 3: No, I saw that last night.
Speaker 2: I thought I thought it was very very started. I
Speaker 2: thought everyone that was in that roomo's team Josh. But
Speaker 2: it was still very hard to watch, you know, seeing
Speaker 2: you be so upset, seeing how it had all.
Speaker 3: Unfolded, it was a difficult, difficult one to watch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, brit Laura and I've decided we're all going to
Speaker 4: pitch it and we're gonna buy you any book you want.
Speaker 4: I'll put in five dollars and we'll buy you anything.
Speaker 4: What do you I'll give him a book, it's a
Speaker 4: relationship book. To send it to Josh. Yeah, Ego, Josh
Speaker 4: will put it in the mail. It was great to
Speaker 4: watch you on our tellies and listen. Apparently you're going
Speaker 4: to be back with Lindall. I know you don't confirm,
Speaker 4: but we might see.
Speaker 3: Good luck with your dating whatever that means.
Speaker 5: Good luck, Josh.
Speaker 6: Thank you. I really appreciate that I'm lovely talking to you,
Speaker 6: and I hope you have a lovely day.
Speaker 4: No worry, good man, what a sweet He speaks like
Speaker 4: a politician.
Speaker 9: Huh.
Speaker 4: Now, girls, you'd remember yesterday we spoke to a psychologist
Speaker 4: who was chatting to us about an Ossie man who
Speaker 4: was fathered over sixty babies. Yeah, through sperm donations.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is wild.
Speaker 2: And now Sandy, who was a psychologist, she mentioned a
Speaker 2: guy named Kyle Gordie, now Kyle. He lives in the
Speaker 2: States and he also has fathered over sixty children and
Speaker 2: apparently has nine on the way.
Speaker 3: Now we have Kyle on the phone joining us today.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi Kyle, Hello, how you doing?
Speaker 10: Kyle Gordy? Yere at Kyle Gordy one two three four
Speaker 10: on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Oh hi Kyle. Now I have a big question for you.
Speaker 5: Why why?
Speaker 3: Why so many kids?
Speaker 10: Well that's the big question.
Speaker 9: So pretty much I started out where, you know, I,
Speaker 9: relationships were working out, and so eventually I was looking
Speaker 9: at sperm banks and I realized they're.
Speaker 10: Just cold and clinical.
Speaker 9: I didn't know where my sperm was going, and it
Speaker 9: just didn't feel comfortable to me. So, you know, I
Speaker 9: knew if you know someone I knew she wanted to
Speaker 9: use a sperm bank to have a child, and we
Speaker 9: had to talk and I said, you know, I'm willing
Speaker 9: to be involved in a child's life and I could help.
Speaker 10: You have a child. And so I donated.
Speaker 9: She went in the back of her car, gave it
Speaker 9: a cup, she insidered it with a syringe, and two
Speaker 9: weeks later she found out she was pregnant. Now she
Speaker 9: has an eight year old and a five year old.
Speaker 3: By me, sir, it's just so funny.
Speaker 1: I know I'm reading he that ninety percent of the
Speaker 1: time you use artificial insemination, like you just said, with
Speaker 1: a syringe, but the other times you use natural insemination, So.
Speaker 5: You are out there having a lot of sex spreading
Speaker 5: your seed. How does that come about? Do you when
Speaker 5: someone says I want the sperm, do you give them
Speaker 5: the off? I do you say, Hey, do you want
Speaker 5: to go do the horizon to dancey love? Would you
Speaker 5: want me to put in a syringe?
Speaker 9: Well, you know, I've actually I only do it like
Speaker 9: ten percent of the time, and I only donate a
Speaker 9: few times a month, so realistically only comes to a
Speaker 9: few times a year. I actually do it naturally, but
Speaker 9: typically the woman will contact me and they'll say, hey,
Speaker 9: kind of get pregnant.
Speaker 10: Say how do you want to do it?
Speaker 9: They say, well, I want to do in a cup
Speaker 9: or I want to do it naturally. So if they
Speaker 9: say they want to do in a cup, you know,
Speaker 9: simple syringe and cup and they inject it. And then
Speaker 9: if they want to do it naturally, typically I asked
Speaker 9: for SD test beforehand.
Speaker 10: Change that and then we do it.
Speaker 9: I actually just help someone. Well, we were kind of dating.
Speaker 9: I don't know if I did say this dating, and
Speaker 9: we spect Valentine's Day together and we did it six
Speaker 9: times in a row.
Speaker 10: We did it twice on Valentine's Day and then like
Speaker 10: four other days.
Speaker 9: I mean, it was insane. It was like a marathon.
Speaker 9: It was a baby making marathon.
Speaker 3: So, okay, how much do people pay for this?
Speaker 2: So you get paid for your services, what's like a
Speaker 2: normal payment for a perper per collection.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Nothing, I don't I don't even get anything, nothing at all.
Speaker 9: I went to Hong Kong, I had to pay, I
Speaker 9: paid my own travel to I just I didn't say it,
Speaker 9: but I just donated to someone and got pregnant.
Speaker 10: Someone pregnant in Hong Kong.
Speaker 9: But very early, and I had to pay everything, so
Speaker 9: I actually don't get any money or even travel costs,
Speaker 9: and so you know it's there's no benefit.
Speaker 4: But what do you say to the criticism of people
Speaker 4: that just think, if you're not getting any money for it,
Speaker 4: then surely it's just inflating your ego. Like the criticism
Speaker 4: is that you could potentially just have a god complex
Speaker 4: and you just want as many mini Kyles out there
Speaker 4: in the world as possible. I mean, that's not really
Speaker 4: my opinion. The more you speak, the more I'm kind
Speaker 4: of sold on the business. But is that I was
Speaker 4: going to say, is this a franchise I can get in,
Speaker 4: but we can discuss later. But what do you say
Speaker 4: to that criticism that you know, you're a bit of
Speaker 4: a narcissist who just wants more of you out in
Speaker 4: the world.
Speaker 9: Well, I think it's easy to say, oh, well, this
Speaker 9: guy's a narcissists, But when you see the happy families
Speaker 9: that are grown, and see how appreciated there are, and
Speaker 9: see you know, I'm not just there going out and
Speaker 9: having all these kids.
Speaker 10: I actually talk to the moms and built friendships of them.
Speaker 10: I see a lot of the kids I just saw
Speaker 10: a new kid a few days ago. We took pictures together.
Speaker 9: We've bond Like it's not just me going out, Oh
Speaker 9: I'm impregnating all these women.
Speaker 10: And then see you later.
Speaker 9: It's more, you know, emotional and meaningful. You know, you
Speaker 9: could say that someone about going to a sper make Oh,
Speaker 9: they're just there because they're a narcissists and they want
Speaker 9: to have a lot of kids.
Speaker 10: But with me, I'm actually like, see the kids. Sometimes
Speaker 10: A lot of moms want me involved. So it's a
Speaker 10: lot different.
Speaker 5: I understand.
Speaker 1: I understand what you're doing in terms of your wanting
Speaker 1: to help these families, but what about the responsibility that
Speaker 1: you have when you have this many children to ensure
Speaker 1: that they're not crossing paths in romantic relationships. There's not
Speaker 1: this level of incest because there's I'm a sh mean
Speaker 1: that a lot of these are in the same sort
Speaker 1: of area, is that correct?
Speaker 9: A lot of them are in California, but a lot
Speaker 9: in Europe spread out, like I just had a pregnancy
Speaker 9: in France in Borloo, and then there's another one in
Speaker 9: Scotland Blantic, and then there's a bunch around you know, England,
Speaker 9: So I pretty much you know they're spread out really
Speaker 9: far and all over the states and stuff, and have
Speaker 9: one kid in Mexico, and so I have a little
Speaker 9: little group for all the moms, so they connect and
Speaker 9: they can talk to each other and meet up, and
Speaker 9: there's a zero percent chance of incests. Now, when you
Speaker 9: go to a sperm bank, they don't do that. You know,
Speaker 9: you go to a sperm bank, they can have one
Speaker 9: hundred kids, at least in America because they don't really
Speaker 9: have a legal limit here like Australia and stuff, So
Speaker 9: they can have one hundred kids and you really don't
Speaker 9: know what you're getting. So when I say, well, I
Speaker 9: don't want my sibling to have a lot of kids
Speaker 9: because the incests, well, you definitely shouldn't be going to
Speaker 9: a sperm bank.
Speaker 2: Then well, Carl, I read a quote from you, and
Speaker 2: I mean, whether this is truly from you or not,
Speaker 2: I'm interested here.
Speaker 3: It said that you think of yourself as a modern
Speaker 3: day Jesus? Is this correct?
Speaker 10: Well, that wasn't really me, it was I think that
Speaker 10: was misinterpreted. Some else said that about me, and then
Speaker 10: the journalists said, oh, that was really nice. Can I
Speaker 10: include that?
Speaker 9: I said sure, So it was actually somebody said it
Speaker 9: about me. They said, oh, you're like a modern day Jesus.
Speaker 9: And I said, and she just asked me, what do
Speaker 9: you think? Is that okay to use baricron? Like, well,
Speaker 9: if you want, but I guess the way it sounded
Speaker 9: was coming from me, but it wasn't coming from me.
Speaker 10: I said, someone told me that before.
Speaker 9: It was some you know, really religious person. And I said, okay,
Speaker 9: if they want to call me that, that's fine because
Speaker 9: I'm Jewish. So I think that was kind of why
Speaker 9: saying you're Jewish?
Speaker 11: And so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, truly, I mean, I don't know, I'm kind of
Speaker 4: for it. I don't know if there's a bad question
Speaker 4: to ask, but how does it work?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 4: Is it? Is it?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 3: No, like the sperm goes into the egg.
Speaker 4: Now I know how babies and I think no, But
Speaker 4: I'm I mean, I'm assuming when you started you were
Speaker 4: rocking some tupperware, but now and turkey basis, But now
Speaker 4: I'm hoping you can Can you fedix the sperm or
Speaker 4: does someone have to come? Oh you how long?
Speaker 6: Does is?
Speaker 4: What's the shelf life on sperm?
Speaker 10: Yeah? Yeah, I've shipped before.
Speaker 9: I can get some stuff from the cryobank and so
Speaker 9: what you do, is you I can go to the.
Speaker 10: Cryobank and order the same stuff from a croodbank, and
Speaker 10: so I need a doctor's note to do that.
Speaker 9: So you get a doctor's note. The doctor says, hey,
Speaker 9: I am a legit person. It's something like that, like
Speaker 9: I'm a business or whatever. Well I'm not really business.
Speaker 9: I'm like a nonprofit or whatever. And then they give
Speaker 9: you the the stuff to ship, and so you get
Speaker 9: it from the croodbank.
Speaker 10: Is it's the same stuff that the crowdbanks use, And
Speaker 10: so I get that and then.
Speaker 5: I can ship if I wow, do you have any
Speaker 5: kids down under, Carl?
Speaker 10: No, none, unless I don't have some that I don't
Speaker 10: know about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So as a possibility, do you have any kids
Speaker 2: that are your own soul responsibility who you fought one
Speaker 2: percent of the time?
Speaker 9: I know, but you know, you know, I think it's
Speaker 9: different where like a lot of them, you know, want
Speaker 9: me to be involved. So I guess a lot of
Speaker 9: them some of the kids at you call me dad.
Speaker 9: They you know, they don't just look at me as
Speaker 9: like you know, like a lot of moms. Like I said,
Speaker 9: they don't look at me like I'm a sperm donor.
Speaker 9: A lot of them look at me as like friend
Speaker 9: or family. Like it's a lot more meaningful. Like I'm
Speaker 9: not going out there and say hey, see you later.
Speaker 10: Kids.
Speaker 9: It's you know, I always the option if you want
Speaker 9: to see me and be involved in birthdays, played eggs,
Speaker 9: even washing the kids sometimes if they want they want me.
Speaker 2: I'm okay with its nine children though, that's uh yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a lot of it's a lot of kids.
Speaker 4: The Sisterhood of the Trust experm really with a lot
Speaker 4: of those women out there.
Speaker 3: Carl, thank you for joining us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a pleasure. You can get Kyle on
Speaker 4: Kyle Gordy one two three four on Instagram, which I
Speaker 4: believe is the amount of babies he's made today.
Speaker 5: One thousand three.
Speaker 4: Yes, poor Britte, this is such a good story.
Speaker 1: I had the most Well, it was pretty embarrassing. I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm doing what any normal person does when
Speaker 1: they have an embarrassing moment, and that is to tell Australia.
Speaker 5: So I'm going to tell you all.
Speaker 1: I am in a pretty new long distance relationship. My
Speaker 1: new boyfriend love the word boyfriend, going to drop that
Speaker 1: a lot. My new boyfriend's name is Ben. He lives
Speaker 1: over in Scotland. He's Swiss living in Scotland. So when
Speaker 1: you're in a long distance relationship, you have to keep
Speaker 1: things spice.
Speaker 5: Oh, you've got to do it right.
Speaker 3: So wait, what are you doing when you say you
Speaker 3: got to do it?
Speaker 5: Well, you gotta keep it spicy. You gotta put in
Speaker 5: the effort it.
Speaker 4: You're a poet, Brittany, No, I know it.
Speaker 1: So I did what everyone does, and they get some
Speaker 1: sexy laundry. You're gonna take a sexy little photo. But
Speaker 1: I always usually just send them what I do. I
Speaker 1: send them as a disappearing photo, so they're not he
Speaker 1: doesn't have them, but he gets them for a hot
Speaker 1: second and that's enough.
Speaker 2: And also like a little bit strategic, right like hands
Speaker 2: over bits and stuff.
Speaker 5: Well, this was just laundry.
Speaker 1: It was hot, it was I mean, if I don't
Speaker 1: say something, solf, I can show you if you want.
Speaker 3: You often do show me yours and I'm all here.
Speaker 5: For Laura approves them.
Speaker 1: So it was a nude, but it was sexy laingerie stockings,
Speaker 1: the whole kinkerboodle.
Speaker 4: Nice.
Speaker 5: I sent it to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, went about my day then, I was going unrelated,
Speaker 1: just going to get my nails, done.
Speaker 5: So what I often do want to.
Speaker 1: Get my nails done is I take a screenshot of
Speaker 1: the nail shape and color the exact one I want,
Speaker 1: so that I can just walk in because I don't
Speaker 1: know all the nail color and the shapes of all
Speaker 1: the different names. So I just show the photo of
Speaker 1: the nails that I want. And so I want this,
Speaker 1: So I screenshot the nails that I wanted, and I
Speaker 1: went into the nail place and I sat down the
Speaker 1: lady and I said, I know what I want. Can
Speaker 1: I show you? And I over my phone and I
Speaker 1: held it up and she's like, you want that? And
Speaker 1: I said, yes, that's what I want. And she's like
Speaker 1: I don't understand. And I was like, just exactly the same,
Speaker 1: and she just looked mortified, and I turned my phone
Speaker 1: around and I was just showing it my nude.
Speaker 5: I was just literally holding my phone. I've been like,
Speaker 5: this is what I want and she was like, I
Speaker 5: don't understand it. I'm like, just do it.
Speaker 4: She's got enough surface area on your fingers.
Speaker 2: Man, was your face in it or was it just
Speaker 2: a body shot? Because that makes it even funnier if
Speaker 2: you're like, this is what I want that's the body
Speaker 2: I want.
Speaker 1: Well, my face was in it, but you could you
Speaker 1: know how you hold the phone up in front of
Speaker 1: your face in like the mirror.
Speaker 5: Shot, so like the whole It was the whole body.
Speaker 4: Imagine if she didn't question it and you just got
Speaker 4: two little nipples on each finger nit fringers.
Speaker 1: It was so I don't know if she was expecting
Speaker 1: me to say I want her to do that on
Speaker 1: my nail, or her to do that.
Speaker 5: I don't know if she's confused like a photo of her.
Speaker 3: You ain't not wrong place, and you ain't paying me.
Speaker 5: Enough for that.
Speaker 4: Have you had a phone failed? I just had one
Speaker 4: and I went to the bathroom to do a Wii
Speaker 4: in the songs and I accidentally called brit and put
Speaker 4: and had my phone in the pocket and I heard.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I didn't hang up.
Speaker 5: I heard the whole thing. I was like, Mitch, stop
Speaker 5: stop stop mid flowing. But I could have just hung out.
Speaker 4: She's I had a Mitch, you have time to go
Speaker 4: to a tropical waterfall?
Speaker 5: I was like, are you in Hawaii?
Speaker 4: Oh my god? Okay, Lana's called hi, Lana, what was
Speaker 4: your phone fail?
Speaker 7: I was sending a text to a while ago, and
Speaker 7: I accidentally sent it to my best friend and she
Speaker 7: had her little one in the car and it got
Speaker 7: read away out in the car.
Speaker 5: Are we talking about sexy?
Speaker 3: A sexy text or an angry angry text?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 4: It was a sexy text and nothing sexier than series
Speaker 4: monotone voice reading out exactly what you want to.
Speaker 1: Do, and especially when it's like a Scottish accent, and
Speaker 1: then he pulled down the pants.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was pretty awkward, especially a little one heard it.
Speaker 2: So how explicit are we talking?
Speaker 5: She's like, mama weeken the dog?
Speaker 4: Oh, I get it. Are we going on a mission?
Speaker 3: Mum, mission missionary.
Speaker 9: Jess?
Speaker 4: Quickly? What would your phone fail? High?
Speaker 12: Hi? So I recently went to dinner to meet my
Speaker 12: boyfriend's dad for the first time, and I was showing
Speaker 12: him some photos on my phone and you know how
Speaker 12: you do a little quick and sometimes that little roll
Speaker 12: pops up at bottom that shows your recent photos.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh no, well all of.
Speaker 12: My recent photos that were nudes that I had sent
Speaker 12: to his son.
Speaker 2: Wow, did he see them? Like was did he acknowledge
Speaker 2: that he saw them? Or did he do the right
Speaker 2: thing and pretend like it never happens pink suit you.
Speaker 12: He was very gracious and completely ignored it. But we
Speaker 12: got to sit with that elephant in the room for
Speaker 12: the rest.
Speaker 6: Of the dinner.
Speaker 12: And I just have to leave my life now knowing
Speaker 12: that she's seen my naked body.
Speaker 2: He probably stokes for two generations have seen your naked body.
Speaker 12: We don't want to make it a family effect.
Speaker 4: Come on, keeping in the family, all right, Well, listen,
Speaker 4: phone fails. It happens to the best of this. We've
Speaker 4: all been there. And what did you get on your nails?
Speaker 4: In the end show, it's she got nude?
Speaker 5: Oh we it actually is nude. I didn't sing.
Speaker 4: Now. You may have seen the three of us on
Speaker 4: your Telli's yesterday morning on the morning show Channel seven.
Speaker 3: Oh wasn't it lovely? You they're talking about Christmas Ham.
Speaker 4: I referred to myself as a Christmas ham and then
Speaker 4: one of you said that what I bring to the
Speaker 4: show is a smoked flavor.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sorry, We really rolled on the ham train,
Speaker 1: didn't we. But I thought it was funny because what
Speaker 1: I was sitting there thinking is and I think you
Speaker 1: can see it on my face. I was like, Mitch, Wow,
Speaker 1: he got his moment to shine and he went down
Speaker 1: the Ham train.
Speaker 2: That was what he gave to the Morning You have
Speaker 2: one moment to talk about yourself on national TV, and
Speaker 2: you speak about how you smell of ham.
Speaker 4: If you miss this on the Morning Show, it was
Speaker 4: to promote this new show because you're only a monthly
Speaker 4: in the pickup. So this is a little bit of
Speaker 4: what went down.
Speaker 3: It's at three pm across the country. We have so
Speaker 3: much fun together.
Speaker 2: We could touch on some of the topics that we
Speaker 2: talk about on the podcast, but it's also I mean,
Speaker 2: Mitch brings a great new flavor because he brings sort
Speaker 2: of more there.
Speaker 5: But what lail O Chao, I want to talk about
Speaker 5: what you didn't.
Speaker 1: See, And that's what happened in the green room, Michie.
Speaker 1: Before I'm doing it, before we went on here, I
Speaker 1: just need to set this up. I walked in before
Speaker 1: Mitch and Laura. I was there a couple of minutes earlier.
Speaker 1: Now I've walked around in the corner to the green room.
Speaker 1: Now that's a room where everyone's waiting, all the celebrities
Speaker 1: are waiting to go on, all the celebrities and there's us,
Speaker 1: and I walked in and I looked up and I
Speaker 1: see Andy Cohen there. Now Andy Cohen firds that don't know.
Speaker 1: He's a huge American talk show He's the.
Speaker 4: Head of Bravo. He created The Real Housewives Rancho.
Speaker 5: He is huge.
Speaker 1: And I, because I know Mitch true so well all
Speaker 1: I thought of I looked up and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's any Cohen, and I was like, how do I
Speaker 1: prep Mitch. Mitch is going to die. He's going to
Speaker 1: be so excited.
Speaker 5: And you walking on your phone.
Speaker 4: You didn't look up.
Speaker 5: I was trying to do this eye contact thing, like
Speaker 5: look over there.
Speaker 4: Then you look up clock.
Speaker 1: Andy, and it all went downhill from there. I don't
Speaker 1: know what was happening, but you were.
Speaker 5: Like trying so hard.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, it's like I've got two
Speaker 1: minutes to impress the biggest talk show hosts in the world,
Speaker 1: and you were dropping attempted jokes that were so embarrassing
Speaker 1: to watch.
Speaker 2: Normally you would think like, okay, be cool, come and collected.
Speaker 2: It's a big celebrity. And Mitchchury walks up to Andy
Speaker 2: Cohen and calls him gay Santa.
Speaker 4: No, that's out of context, gay No Santa.
Speaker 3: Is it true or false?
Speaker 2: You had only had spoken to him for thirty seconds,
Speaker 2: and within thirty seconds you called Andy Cohen gay Santa.
Speaker 5: In February, it was actually ten seconds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was actually the first.
Speaker 3: I didn't even say high, Okay, let me.
Speaker 4: Get set up some contexts Andy Cohen is gay, he's
Speaker 4: a gay icon. I'm also yes. So this is like
Speaker 4: you guys walking in and saying, I don't know Bert Newton,
Speaker 4: you straight people love weird, Okay, keep going d So
Speaker 4: that was me. I walked in like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: Andy Cohen. So it's Marti Garre at the moment, and
Speaker 4: Britt said, oh Andy trying to make small talk, what
Speaker 4: are you doing here? And I said, oh, it's gay Christmas.
Speaker 4: Of course Andy's in town. And if it's great Christmas,
Speaker 4: then handy gay Sannah.
Speaker 5: And he didn't even laugh laugh.
Speaker 4: And then I said, well if look, if you're gay Santa,
Speaker 4: that makes me a gay elf.
Speaker 5: It just kept going downhill.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I had a Randy gag about you two and everything.
Speaker 1: There was nothing I could do. And then Andy got
Speaker 1: up and sort of walked away. He exited the He
Speaker 1: exited the building, and there was a look in his
Speaker 1: face where I was like, oh, I think.
Speaker 5: We're in trouble.
Speaker 3: That didn't land him and all of his posse left
Speaker 3: the green room.
Speaker 4: Going on television. That's why they left the green Listen.
Speaker 1: The producer from Channel seven actually messaged me, the producer
Speaker 1: that was looking after everyone that day, and they said,
Speaker 1: can you tell me what happened with Mitch and Andy?
Speaker 1: Because Andy said something and he put a complaint to him.
Speaker 1: I promise you and I and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, is everything okay? And she was like, well,
Speaker 1: not really, He's he's really mad.
Speaker 4: Are you being serious?
Speaker 1: Yes, I've actually I've actually got the producer on the line. No,
Speaker 1: because it's a really big thing, and I thought better
Speaker 1: way to confront you than on national radio.
Speaker 5: So let's get it. Let's sonya you there.
Speaker 11: Hey guys, Mitchell, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, what did any say to you? SONA?
Speaker 12: Look, it wasn't that bad, but he asked if.
Speaker 11: He could leave the green room, so I walked him
Speaker 11: out earlier.
Speaker 13: Than needed to.
Speaker 11: It was just a very uncomfortable situation.
Speaker 5: For everyone included.
Speaker 2: The poor guy just wanted to be left alone and
Speaker 2: you were just accosting him.
Speaker 5: Did he put any official complaints in Sonya.
Speaker 11: He didn't put official complaints, but he just asked that
Speaker 11: next time he doesn't get put in a room with
Speaker 11: anyone else specific.
Speaker 5: I think no, he said, I was fine. He's like
Speaker 5: Brittany was great, she can stay.
Speaker 1: But as Mitchell, the gay elf can get lost.
Speaker 11: It was just like, whatever that dude was doing, get
Speaker 11: him away.
Speaker 1: Do you think rich has shot himself in the foot
Speaker 1: and has no chance at being a talk show host
Speaker 1: in an America?
Speaker 11: Now? Probably?
Speaker 9: Mate.
Speaker 13: I mean you may hang your hat now.
Speaker 4: For me and think you somehow, I didn't think it
Speaker 4: was that bad.
Speaker 9: It was.
Speaker 3: He was pretty embarrassing, was but you know what, It's
Speaker 3: only up from here.
Speaker 4: I'll see him at Martin Grad this weekend and I'll
Speaker 4: bring him a little candy cane and be like, we're
Speaker 4: all good, andy, and.
Speaker 3: If you're real lucky, you might get to sit on
Speaker 3: his lap.
Speaker 4: Real funny.
Speaker 3: Let's go, guys. Have you heard this story.
Speaker 2: There's a Brisbane mum who's been fine for something recently,
Speaker 2: and it's something that I think will come as a
Speaker 2: bit of a surprise to most mums out there, especially
Speaker 2: anyone who's just newly had a baby. She was fine,
Speaker 2: for pumping breast milk whilst d well. She wasn't driving,
Speaker 2: she was a passenger, but fined because she was in
Speaker 2: the passenger seat. She had a little breast milk suction
Speaker 2: things on, and she got fined because the seat belt
Speaker 2: was impairing the way in which she could pump, so
Speaker 2: she had to pull it down a little bit, and
Speaker 2: she got by one of those you know, like a mobile.
Speaker 5: Camera, like a tunnel camera or whatever.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that they also took photos of whether
Speaker 2: you're wearing your seat belt properly. I thought they were
Speaker 2: only taking photos of where they're on your phone. So
Speaker 2: this poor woman has had a photo taken of herself
Speaker 2: where she's got two pumps stuck to a boob's and
Speaker 2: she's slightly pulled her seatbelt down and it's copped her
Speaker 2: a four hundred and thirteen dollar fine.
Speaker 1: It's controversial, isn't it, Because on one hand, you know
Speaker 1: that you're supposed to be wearing your seat belt correctly.
Speaker 1: They do it so that it saves lives. But on
Speaker 1: the other hand, it sounds like it was just under
Speaker 1: a boob. It sounds like it was still on, but
Speaker 1: she's pulled it down just so she can attach the pipe.
Speaker 3: I think it sounds absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 4: I mean, she wasn't driving, she was a passager. You
Speaker 4: can do what you like as long as your seat
Speaker 4: belt's on.
Speaker 2: It's on, but it wasn't on correctly. So the thing
Speaker 2: is is like, there's you know, I thought the same thing.
Speaker 2: How many times are you in the car and you
Speaker 2: pull the seatbelt down, maybe over your shoulder or something
Speaker 2: for a second, if it's uncomfortable or whatever. So because
Speaker 2: it wasn't on perfectly correctly, And she says she only
Speaker 2: did it for a very short period of time to
Speaker 2: adjust the pump to actually get the pump on. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: that's when the camera went off. But she's been fine
Speaker 2: for it. And I just think it's ludicrous.
Speaker 4: If I can eat a cheeseburger and a six pack
Speaker 4: nug at me while driving and not be fine, then
Speaker 4: this poor woman can breast meat, especially when you short
Speaker 4: of time.
Speaker 5: As a mom, she had a ninety minute drive on
Speaker 5: the highway. She's like, I know, two birds one stone.
Speaker 5: I will sit in the car doing nothing and pump
Speaker 5: at the same time.
Speaker 2: Also, sometimes when you got a pump, you got a pump, guys,
Speaker 2: because it's just going to do it for you.
Speaker 4: Listen, we got Rihanna here. This is the pumping the
Speaker 4: pumping lump. She's a pumper. Did you make that? Arianna
Speaker 4: se Hirianna, Welcome to the pickup?
Speaker 13: Hello, how are you you?
Speaker 4: We're good?
Speaker 3: Doing better than you with your four hundred and thirteen
Speaker 3: dollar fine.
Speaker 13: I think most people are probably.
Speaker 2: So can you tell me how was the seat Did
Speaker 2: you have it off? Did you have it pulled under
Speaker 2: your army? How did you have your seat belt?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 13: I definitely had it on, but it was under my breast.
Speaker 13: I've got big boots and it was under my breast
Speaker 13: just for a moment. But yeah, teams to catch me
Speaker 13: at the wrong time you were breastfeeding.
Speaker 4: Where else would it be? Of course it was under
Speaker 4: your breast.
Speaker 2: But maybe I thought you could quit the seatbelt through,
Speaker 2: like as in a cross so you have your two
Speaker 2: cups on either side and then the sash down the
Speaker 2: middle like you've just want to I don't know, some
Speaker 2: sort of big imagine.
Speaker 13: Yeah, well on it technicality, I had it on stormily
Speaker 13: while I was actually pumping. It was a lifting up
Speaker 13: the top that I think threw everything off because I
Speaker 13: had to unbutton my dress at the back, take it off,
Speaker 13: and then pull the seat belt underneath my groom. Just
Speaker 13: literally a moment to put my pumps on and then
Speaker 13: I put it back. So it was literally a moment
Speaker 13: in time and it was just wrong place at the
Speaker 13: wrong time.
Speaker 3: Did you try and contest it?
Speaker 13: We didn't because myself, I know I was doing the
Speaker 13: wrong thing. I suppose in hindsight, you don't even think
Speaker 13: in the moment that you're doing the wrong thing because
Speaker 13: you're just going about your usual day. But for me, yeah,
Speaker 13: it wasn't worth contesting. I knew that I was in
Speaker 13: the wrong hop.
Speaker 4: So with the demerit points, did you like, because your
Speaker 4: husband was driving, but you got the fine, did he
Speaker 4: take the demerit point for you? That's trick.
Speaker 13: No, so he actually cops the fine. I didn't actually
Speaker 13: get the fine. He did because it was all him
Speaker 13: driving and he's responsible for me. Apparently, Yeah, that's true. Yeah,
Speaker 13: he copped the points and I wasn't even able to
Speaker 13: take them off there because if you do a stat
Speaker 13: deck to say that you're driving and I wasn't, you should.
Speaker 4: Say, babe, you enjoy these boobs, And.
Speaker 13: Apparently everyone else did on the road.
Speaker 5: Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: They've got a photo of it as well, straight through
Speaker 2: the front of the window. Oh you know, I think
Speaker 2: sometimes like I'll loosen seat or to get a full
Speaker 2: and dummy from behind the seat or whatever, Like you
Speaker 2: don't think that you've got to pull them.
Speaker 13: Over and that's it. And you've got to think like
Speaker 13: I in the moment, you also think, Okay, what's more
Speaker 13: of a risk. Is it me putting my seatbelt under
Speaker 13: my top for a moment to do something, or is
Speaker 13: it to pull over on the side of the highway
Speaker 13: where people do actually die from doing that?
Speaker 3: Totally.
Speaker 1: You've sort of received a lot of hate online, right
Speaker 1: You've got You've had some backlashes.
Speaker 13: That's been like, oh, not easy. I suppose. I'm also
Speaker 13: thirty weeks pregnant with our next little baby, so I
Speaker 13: feel like you kind of go You've got to remind
Speaker 13: yourself that they don't know you, they don't know the
Speaker 13: full situation, they don't know even why you went to
Speaker 13: talk to somebody in the first place about it, And
Speaker 13: it was literally to raise awareness for other moms because
Speaker 13: they're I'm suspecting just like I was. So I think
Speaker 13: it's been okay. Now I'm okay now grain of.
Speaker 5: Soult, and you're not going to do it again. You've
Speaker 5: learned your lesson.
Speaker 13: Hopefully everyone learns their lessons, And yes, I've definitely learnt mine.
Speaker 3: I just think it's doing something wrong. But it's on
Speaker 3: a technicality if it's two seconds, like, oh god, come.
Speaker 4: On, yeah, I agree. And the road to photos of
Speaker 4: you with your top down there too, I mean.
Speaker 3: Surely that's not Surely they should be in trouble for
Speaker 3: taking photos.
Speaker 13: Luckily didn't catch my top down. Oh but my top
Speaker 13: was unbuttoned all at the back. But no, luckily it
Speaker 13: didn't catch my top down. My friend actually also received
Speaker 13: a fine for the exact same thing, and you can
Speaker 13: see her adjusting her punch.
Speaker 4: That should be paying you for those kinds of pics.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, Scientists have come out with a banger. Now I'm
Speaker 5: gonna hold this.
Speaker 4: I know, guys an album.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so limited release is called technic.
Speaker 3: Oh that's cool.
Speaker 5: Now it's not techno. This is this is a new
Speaker 5: thing called technic.
Speaker 1: Right, I'm holding my sheet up with my information right
Speaker 1: now because of.
Speaker 5: Technic, I have technic.
Speaker 1: Technic is where you look down at your phone or
Speaker 1: your iPad or whatever so much that you actually start
Speaker 1: to not only get neck pain and damage, but you
Speaker 1: can get like a hump, You get like a neck well,
Speaker 1: because we're because when you look down, this is hashtag science.
Speaker 1: By looking down forty five degrees. So if you guys,
Speaker 1: tiet your head down now by looking down forty five degrees,
Speaker 1: that without you knowing, increases the pressure on your neck
Speaker 1: by twenty two kilos just by doing that.
Speaker 5: Now, if you think all day we're all looking.
Speaker 1: Down, there's an average of what about five hours they
Speaker 1: say that people are spending on their phones a day scrolling.
Speaker 1: So if you're looking down and you don't scroll with
Speaker 1: your phone in front of you, and let's be real,
Speaker 1: no one walks around the streets holding their phone up
Speaker 1: in front of their face. We look down, so we
Speaker 1: are all going to be hunchbacks.
Speaker 5: Of Notre Dame.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I agree with this.
Speaker 2: I feel like this is trying to frighten us all
Speaker 2: away from our phones, because think about it, if you
Speaker 2: were going to do a squad of twenty kilos, that
Speaker 2: would feel very different to holding.
Speaker 3: Your head down at a forty five No any that's
Speaker 3: pressure right there.
Speaker 5: No it's real sashtag science.
Speaker 4: Hold on, Laura, can you turn it the side for
Speaker 4: a secon?
Speaker 3: I do not have a hump, mixtury.
Speaker 4: I think you might have a little hump.
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 4: I think you've got technique? Do I have technique?
Speaker 5: You definitely have technique.
Speaker 3: They're like Cosimoto over there, I do too.
Speaker 4: No, look it's not just you look Holy shit, I
Speaker 4: look like a camel hum.
Speaker 1: I have a technique, but I wanted to know between
Speaker 1: the three of us, we all have a bit of technique,
Speaker 1: but I want to know who's the technic winner.
Speaker 3: Who's so much?
Speaker 4: We've got to measure our humps?
Speaker 5: Do you reckon?
Speaker 1: Out of the three of this spend the most time
Speaker 1: on their phone because our producer Tony came in and
Speaker 1: confiscated our phones and she's she's going to do that.
Speaker 4: The hello hello, Hello, you've got our screen time.
Speaker 5: You know who's the technic winner?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I've done a deep dive on screen time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you know who the winner is?
Speaker 5: I do know who the winner is? And also do
Speaker 5: we call them the winner? Win a back brace?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Bad posture technique?
Speaker 3: King, oh queen, Oh, they give it away.
Speaker 5: I have to say, you all are way above average.
Speaker 4: What is the average? QUI five hours okay on screen
Speaker 4: time on your phone?
Speaker 3: That's like upper n five hours. I think it depends
Speaker 3: on what your job is.
Speaker 8: That feels like a defense already.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am defended by this point, but I'll make
Speaker 2: I'll make some defense points afterwards.
Speaker 4: Something someone with a hump would say.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it does sound humpy does what's your favorite son?
Speaker 5: My hum's mum my lovely lady hump?
Speaker 4: Sorry, producer Tony, who has the most screen time.
Speaker 8: Now from yesterday? We're looking at yesterday's screen time. Coming
Speaker 8: at number three.
Speaker 3: Mids jury.
Speaker 5: That surprised.
Speaker 4: Wow, one very present. I've been told that I'm off
Speaker 4: and very present in a room, So that checks out.
Speaker 3: Smpless six hours. You know, God, I know it's going
Speaker 3: to be me because I'll.
Speaker 4: Tell you well, I'm out. He comes in at number two.
Speaker 8: Number two, Brittany gours and sixteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Okay, so two hours, sixteen minutes above average, Budd. In
Speaker 1: my defense, I'm in a long distance relationship, so I'm
Speaker 1: clocking up some hours on the phone to him.
Speaker 5: Should my partner?
Speaker 4: So that means the winner?
Speaker 5: Why don't if we call him the Winner. We call
Speaker 5: him the hump back when.
Speaker 3: It's the only I'm getting everyone.
Speaker 8: But I have to say, you win by landslide whiz
Speaker 8: nine hours and twenty eight minutes.
Speaker 5: That's double.
Speaker 3: Do you know why?
Speaker 2: Because yesterday I worked my entire day from my phone,
Speaker 2: and then once the kids went to bed, my laptop
Speaker 2: was dead and I had no charger, and I worked
Speaker 2: for another three and a half hours on the phone.
Speaker 5: It sounds like a bit of a humpy excuse, doesn't it.
Speaker 10: It really does.
Speaker 4: You're a handicrush day in day.
Speaker 2: I'm not sitting there playing snake or doing like word
Speaker 2: or Okay, I'm going to do the.
Speaker 1: Final between the winner right right. I want you to
Speaker 1: guess this. What is the average headway?
Speaker 3: This is?
Speaker 5: This is for like the Ultimate Winner fifteen kilos? How
Speaker 5: because your head.
Speaker 4: A lot of things in the kilos.
Speaker 5: I mean, which is closer? It doesn't work, It's like
Speaker 5: seven kilos.
Speaker 4: I'm fitting.
Speaker 10: We need to get a bed.
Speaker 4: She's not c Brian. Guys, go and check your screen
Speaker 4: time and see if you're going to get technica right.
Speaker 5: We all need to sit up right now, and can
Speaker 5: somebody please get a back brace? Sponsor on the sure.
Speaker 2: Look, mine's a workplace has it, and I feel like, God,
Speaker 2: there's gonna be some hr in here soon. I'm going
Speaker 2: to call for compensation and maybe someone will pay for
Speaker 2: my surgery.
Speaker 4: We're gonna have to get hump tattooed underneath you hump
Speaker 4: like they.
Speaker 5: Like when you're an anaphylactic. You need to wear the
Speaker 5: bracelet or it has to be like hump on board