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Speaker 3: Brittany Hockey and Laura Burn. Brittany Hockley very sick at
Speaker 3: the moment down with COVID, so she's doing the show
Speaker 3: from hope and feeling better. I think brittin right, and.
Speaker 1: I just like to say, don't underplay this, mistery COVID
Speaker 1: and influenza similarly, but.
Speaker 2: You know what, nobody's going to hold Britany Hockley back.
Speaker 2: She's here. Last week was a bit of a struggle,
Speaker 2: but this week she is here, ready and rearing. Guys.
Speaker 2: I don't have pants on, but I'm here and that
Speaker 2: is the important way. And she's also not in the studio.
Speaker 2: Let's make that very clear for anybody who's listening. Brit
Speaker 2: is joining us via zoom today, but she's here and
Speaker 2: she's made it none the less.
Speaker 3: I have seen britt in the flesh in the last
Speaker 3: couple of days. You know, I'm a good friend. I
Speaker 3: only met you guys when we started this show, but
Speaker 3: we've all connected and the friendship is amazing. We love
Speaker 3: each other. And I thought, Britney's ill. I'm going to
Speaker 3: bake her some croissants. I love baking. I don't know
Speaker 3: if you know that about me.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that. And I'm waiting for my little delivery.
Speaker 3: You get the double weming of influenza in COVID and
Speaker 3: you'll get some.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you get on your deathbed first, Laura, before you
Speaker 2: get cissant.
Speaker 3: So I text Britt this week and I said, hey,
Speaker 3: come on with croissants. You know she does push the
Speaker 3: friendship a bit. She goes, I love a juice. I
Speaker 3: actually did.
Speaker 2: I was like, look, if you don't mind stopping by
Speaker 2: quickly she did, And you can't reply to that. Yes,
Speaker 2: I do mind, just the croissants, thank you exactly.
Speaker 3: Okay, sure. So pulling on a corner, I don't even
Speaker 3: look at anything. I park my little mini car in
Speaker 3: this perfect parking spot and I go in and I
Speaker 3: light up and I'm standing there and I go, oh,
Speaker 3: get the vitamin juice? You know for my sick friend.
Speaker 3: She's around the corner. And then as I'm waiting for
Speaker 3: my juice to be made, I can see the beat
Speaker 3: roots being purade. I noticed this guy walked past me
Speaker 3: in high v's and he catches my attention and he's
Speaker 3: taking photos of my car.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's Bondai for your baby?
Speaker 3: Did it come for you got a flash car? High
Speaker 3: on thirty guys?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think he was taking photos for his
Speaker 2: personal collection.
Speaker 4: Mix.
Speaker 2: That's not why he was taking photos.
Speaker 3: I don't think he was. Because he prints this out,
Speaker 3: Laura Burn, I brought it with.
Speaker 2: You, old please pass it over.
Speaker 3: It's a City of Waverley parking fine.
Speaker 2: I love that you brought it with you. Mitch one
Speaker 2: hundred and ninety six dollars, which means you didn't put
Speaker 2: any money in the meter.
Speaker 3: It was a loading zone, that's a It was a
Speaker 3: loading zone, which I thought was okay. That to make
Speaker 3: matters worse, the guy goes, oh, here are your juices,
Speaker 3: and I have the car keys and I go, can
Speaker 3: I get a tray? He goes sure, he gives me
Speaker 3: a tray for a dozen calypso mango R.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I know exactly the store you
Speaker 2: went to. You went to the health food store and
Speaker 2: they don't have trays because they only do recyclable stuff.
Speaker 1: That's Mitch turns up with these two tiny little juices
Speaker 1: in a tray for like twenty four mengos cost one.
Speaker 2: Hundred and ninety dollars.
Speaker 1: It cost him more core strength to try and balance
Speaker 1: the juice in the tray, and it did.
Speaker 2: The tray has surf, no purpose.
Speaker 3: And then you think, Okay, it can't get worse from here.
Speaker 3: Pull up to BRIT's and she's got this giant courtyard,
Speaker 3: so we're socially distanced. She's got a mask on. I've
Speaker 3: got a mask on. I put the juices on the
Speaker 3: table and I'm sitting in the far corner of the courtyard.
Speaker 3: And this used to be your old house, Laura, right,
Speaker 3: you know this house very well.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So for anybody who doesn't know this, and I'm sure
Speaker 2: that's a lot of you, Britt actually moved into my
Speaker 2: old apartment when I moved out with Matt. So Britt
Speaker 2: now has all my old neighbors, she has all my
Speaker 2: old stuff, and she just lives there. It's a housewall.
Speaker 2: Some neighbors are great some neighbors are very questionable, as
Speaker 2: you'll find out.
Speaker 3: Oh so I sit there and I'm in a blazer
Speaker 3: because I gotta go to the radio station after and
Speaker 3: do big interviews with major celebrities, and I go.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, it's raining.
Speaker 3: I'm getting scrabbled on. I look up. N neighbour from
Speaker 3: hell decides to mop her hardwood flows and is scraping
Speaker 3: dirty mop water onto my head.
Speaker 2: It's the Russian neighbor from upstairs. I cannot tell you.
Speaker 2: I could barely.
Speaker 1: I mean I could barely breathe because of COVID, but
Speaker 1: I could not breathe off. Derek's watching this go down
Speaker 1: in slow motion, this muddy trundle waterfall water all over
Speaker 1: Mitch's blazer.
Speaker 2: He's so confused. And then you see miss look up
Speaker 2: in shock, and you hear the crazy Russian neighbors start
Speaker 2: hysterically laughing. She knew, she knew one hundred percent. Let
Speaker 2: me tell you this, Mitch. I'm glad it's you are
Speaker 2: not my washing anymore. That's what I'm happy about.
Speaker 3: That I dropped it into the dry clean of this morning.
Speaker 3: Eighty seven dollars at that on top of the parking file,
Speaker 3: A good Samaradan deed plus the ingredients with those bloody
Speaker 3: chocolate croissants for fifty backs.
Speaker 2: And with inflation these days, we're looking at two hundred
Speaker 2: and sixty dollars for a round trip to Banda.
Speaker 1: And then on top of that you've got the tolls
Speaker 1: it took you to get there, the petrol price. This
Speaker 1: croissant from Mitchtury cost him five hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 3: And you had on the mental effect the therapy that
Speaker 3: I'll need for this anyway. It was a good Samaradan,
Speaker 3: a good deed gone wrong. I want to know what
Speaker 3: good deed did you do that backfire? The Life on
Speaker 3: radio show Mariah is called through Heimarayah. When did your
Speaker 3: good deed backfire?
Speaker 5: Yeah? It was actually my mum turns out, so we
Speaker 5: live in a small country town and we are tube
Speaker 5: and pass this poor looking skinny goat a few times
Speaker 5: in the car and Mum thought, stuff it. I'm going
Speaker 5: to call the RSPCA and make sure the owners can't
Speaker 5: neglect it anymore. R SBCO gave us a call after
Speaker 5: they went and visited and turned out it wasn't a
Speaker 5: neglected goat. It was actually a beloved family pet that
Speaker 5: was just old. But they actually ended up putting it
Speaker 5: down because of our oh oh saving the goat, we
Speaker 5: killed it.
Speaker 2: Wait did they ask or did the rs You just
Speaker 2: go in and be like, oh, this goat looks too old,
Speaker 2: Like how did this all happen?
Speaker 5: So I seco went and visited, and you were like, look,
Speaker 5: I know it's a family pet. You're not neglecting it,
Speaker 5: but it is quite skinny and old. And turns out
Speaker 5: they were just putting it off. They didn't want to
Speaker 5: put it down because it was a beloved pet.
Speaker 1: And probably you probably did a good thing in the
Speaker 1: end anyway, because sometimes I think sometimes people they don't
Speaker 1: know when it's time to let go of the family.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well we made that decision for them exactly.
Speaker 3: Maria is really she's quite confident.
Speaker 2: She's confident.
Speaker 3: All right, let's got to lee highly. What is your
Speaker 3: good deed gone wrong?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we were in La and walking from our hotel
Speaker 6: room to dinner. As we're walking down the street, we
Speaker 6: just come across a homeless woman on the side of
Speaker 6: the road and she had a sign like bagging them
Speaker 6: for money. Anyway, we went to dinner and ordered a
Speaker 6: huge space, and of course the portion sizes in America
Speaker 6: are quite big, so we didn't finish it off. So
Speaker 6: I thought I would do something nice. Asked the way
Speaker 6: for some to take away containers, and got them to
Speaker 6: take the food away, and I was like, I'm going
Speaker 6: to give it to the homeless woman on the way
Speaker 6: back anyway, So walking back and got some bottles of
Speaker 6: water and gave her the bag of food. We went
Speaker 6: to give her the bag of food and water and
Speaker 6: she just gets off and just started yelling and screaming
Speaker 6: at us. We've done something wrong, and we were like, okay,
Speaker 6: you're not begging for money for food.
Speaker 2: No, maybe she was vegan. She was just really offended.
Speaker 2: She was probably just like, this isn't my style food,
Speaker 2: this is not my restaurant. Come back again, horrible.
Speaker 3: You tried to do a good thing, Stacey thirteen six
Speaker 3: and this forest. When did your good deed go wrong?
Speaker 7: Well, I am my good deed went wrong when I
Speaker 7: believed the alleged story of a supposedly struggling trade. He
Speaker 7: sticks me out to the tune of about nine hundred
Speaker 7: dollars when he got me to pay a deposit for
Speaker 7: work that he was going to do, and he then
Speaker 7: disappeared and blocked on my numbers and I've never heard
Speaker 7: from him again.
Speaker 1: No, So he got you to pay in advance, in
Speaker 1: like just out of good faith.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 7: He got me to pay a deposit whose story was
Speaker 7: that he'd had a heap of people kind of canceled
Speaker 7: because of the rain and the floods off the Eastern border,
Speaker 7: and so he needed the money up front to get
Speaker 7: the equipment because he was struggling and he wanted to
Speaker 7: break into this business area. He was new to the business, and.
Speaker 2: He was a full fraudster trade. You should shame him,
Speaker 2: at him, on them, at him.
Speaker 3: Here we have connection with Tracy Grimshaw. Maybe go on
Speaker 3: a current of fee.
Speaker 2: That's that's what We'll look you up after the show.
Speaker 2: As soon as I said it, I was like, oh god,
Speaker 2: legal gonna call me, not the show name in shape,
Speaker 2: the radio show. Well, I want to ask you guys something.
Speaker 2: I've been up since five am this morning. It's not
Speaker 2: that early. I know lots of people get up and
Speaker 2: go for runs, but not me. That's not that's not
Speaker 2: my jam. But Mitch, what was the last thing that
Speaker 2: you ever lined up.
Speaker 3: For Japanese cheesecakes in the city. I lined up for
Speaker 3: an hour and a half.
Speaker 2: And Britt an hour and a half a cheesecake.
Speaker 3: Doctor Ted is whatever his name is. They're very good.
Speaker 2: They are there. And what about you, Britt, what was
Speaker 2: the last thing you lined up for? Laura burn If
Speaker 2: there's a line I avoided, I don't line up, I
Speaker 2: go straight to the front, all right, Well not me.
Speaker 2: I avoided the line at all costs. But you know,
Speaker 2: people will line up for whole lots of crazy things.
Speaker 2: People line up yeezy, I've done that. Yeah, people line
Speaker 2: up for iPhones, Mitchell, I have I have? Yeah, Mitch,
Speaker 2: so would you're.
Speaker 1: Such a little nerd burger Jesus throw look at what's
Speaker 1: COVID done to your brain?
Speaker 3: You've got COVID brain, You've got What have.
Speaker 2: You lined up for?
Speaker 5: Laura?
Speaker 2: You've obviously got yourself up at five am? Is it
Speaker 2: like a concert ticket or something? And back in down
Speaker 2: I would line up for a handsOn ticket.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Look, I've lined up for what I think most of
Speaker 2: Australia is lining up for at the moment, and I've
Speaker 2: done it several times in the past two weeks. And
Speaker 2: that is I have spent some quality time at the
Speaker 2: passport office, just waiting, waiting alongside all my fellow Australians.
Speaker 2: But let me tell you I was there. So I
Speaker 2: was there this week. On Thursday, I lined up. I
Speaker 2: got there at five am because I was like, this
Speaker 2: is really early, nobody's that crazy. There was a girl
Speaker 2: who had gotten the train up on Wednesday night. She
Speaker 2: had set up a little tent, she had a sleeping
Speaker 2: bag and she had slept there in order to get
Speaker 2: her passport. Now I'm not kidding. I arrived at five
Speaker 2: am in the morning. The line was already five one
Speaker 2: hundred meters long. It curved all the way around and
Speaker 2: all the way down the street around the corner from
Speaker 2: where Central Station is. People had they had little seats
Speaker 2: that you would take out if you were lining up
Speaker 2: for concert tickets. There was one woman in the bathroom
Speaker 2: having a bath in the sink bar a passport bird bar.
Speaker 2: Since what are people lining up for?
Speaker 1: I didn't understand is like, have you sent your passport
Speaker 1: off and you're trying to get it back or what's
Speaker 1: the purpose of this lineup?
Speaker 2: We just want to get out of the country.
Speaker 3: What do you think have you applied one think it out.
Speaker 2: Yes, what are you waiting for? Is my questions. It's
Speaker 2: everybody waiting for renewals of their past because like what
Speaker 2: happened during COVID is so many people's passports have expired
Speaker 2: and then they've had this mass like submission of passports
Speaker 2: all happening at once. Matt thinks it's a conspiracy theory
Speaker 2: and he thinks that the government is trying to keep
Speaker 2: us in the country. Probably stop telling people that, because
Speaker 2: we sound nuts. I just want to say, this is
Speaker 2: my This is my recommendation. If you are getting prepared
Speaker 2: to go overseas, if you don't have your passport ready,
Speaker 2: get organized, like, just get it done, get it submitted
Speaker 2: right now. I know the holidays are coming, but just like,
Speaker 2: do not be in this situation. Just go to cans.
Speaker 3: Back after this, the Life on Cut Radio showed Hockley
Speaker 3: and Laura be coming up. Reece Nicholson from Rippol's Drag
Speaker 3: Rats down Under season two was just announced. He's here
Speaker 3: to give us all the goss. In the meantime, it's
Speaker 3: a show favorite.
Speaker 8: Ask Uncut, so.
Speaker 2: Ask gun Cut is something we do on the podcast
Speaker 2: on Life on Cut every single week. It is where
Speaker 2: you guys right in. You're deep, dark and dirty, sometimes
Speaker 2: burning questions, and we do our absolute best to answer them.
Speaker 2: And I have one for you this week which we
Speaker 2: can do our best to try and answer. I have
Speaker 2: been with my partner for almost five years. He is
Speaker 2: all I ever wanted because he's so amazing and completely
Speaker 2: respectful to me. He sounds like a good guy until recently.
Speaker 2: I went out with some friends a few weeks ago
Speaker 2: and I met this guy. I was a bit drunk,
Speaker 2: but even when I'm drunk, this ever happens. This guy
Speaker 2: has set my insights on fire. I am so physically
Speaker 2: attracted to him, and his personality just turns me on. Now.
Speaker 2: I didn't get his number, but I do know where
Speaker 2: he works, and I literally cannot stop thinking about him.
Speaker 2: I feel so guilty because even when I'm with my partner,
Speaker 2: all I'm doing is thinking about this guy who I've met.
Speaker 2: What should I do?
Speaker 1: Very very similar to how I feel about Chanting Tatum,
Speaker 1: except burning.
Speaker 2: Inside to Bernie, No, this one this for me.
Speaker 1: This is pretty tricky, but I'm going to come in
Speaker 1: with a pretty tough opinion.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's tricky at all. I think it's
Speaker 2: it's not I can on this. Yeah, it is you.
Speaker 2: You cannot.
Speaker 1: Firstly, you said his person you're so attracted to his personality,
Speaker 1: how great that is. You do not let me tell
Speaker 1: you you could date someone. I dated someone for two years.
Speaker 1: I didn't know his personality. You do not know someone's personality.
Speaker 1: After one night, he's turned it on. He's given you
Speaker 1: the best version of him. He's gonna be funny, he's
Speaker 1: got some out calling him. He's with his He's one
Speaker 1: hundred percent. He's best version. He's hot as well, very
Speaker 1: lucky guy. He's hot with a funny personality. It's normal
Speaker 1: to have an attraction to somebody else.
Speaker 2: This is human nature. We're always going to go through
Speaker 2: life and look at people and say, damn, they're so cute.
Speaker 1: You cannot do the wrong thing on your partner here
Speaker 1: because you met someone once that tickled your inside.
Speaker 2: That's my bigion. Can I just say, I don't remember
Speaker 2: the last time I met someone and thought, damn, you're
Speaker 2: so cute like those That's I think that all the time.
Speaker 2: That is constantly my internal monologue. Okay, I have some
Speaker 2: big feelings. I very much agree with you, Britt, but
Speaker 2: I also just want to add. And this is something
Speaker 2: that I think we often think it's way too important
Speaker 2: in a relationship, and that is like this instant chemistry.
Speaker 2: You know, we all want to have like this crazy
Speaker 2: burning instant chemistry when we meet someone new. But often
Speaker 2: that instant burning chemistry can lie because it can make
Speaker 2: you think that the relationship is going to be great,
Speaker 2: that you're going to end up being like this is
Speaker 2: the love of your life, when really, if you were
Speaker 2: ever to navigate a relationship with them or to like
Speaker 2: start dating them, you might realize that actually it's super
Speaker 2: toxic and doesn't work out, but you love them so much,
Speaker 2: So chemistry is not a great indicator for a great relationship.
Speaker 2: What you already have is a great relationship. So I think, like,
Speaker 2: do your best to disengage from these thoughts, and in
Speaker 2: time that feeling will go away, like it always does.
Speaker 2: You know, time heals everything. I know that's very annoying,
Speaker 2: but it's very true.
Speaker 1: You said you do know where he works, and he'd
Speaker 1: be easy to find. Let me give you a piece
Speaker 1: of advice. Don't turn up to his work, don't stalk
Speaker 1: his work, don't hide in the bushes, don't wait at
Speaker 1: his coffee shop.
Speaker 2: I think you just need to take a step back
Speaker 2: from that and leave it as the one blissful interaction
Speaker 2: that it was. I think it's a very clear cut
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 3: But if you want to get in touch with the ladies,
Speaker 3: I hit us up a lifund Cut podcast on Instagram
Speaker 3: and we'll get you on the show. We're back after this.
Speaker 3: Recentleson joins us next the Life on Cut radio show
Speaker 3: Hockley and Love. Our first guest of the show's an
Speaker 3: award winning Australian comedian the main judge for RuPaul's drag
Speaker 3: Race down Under It when season two was just announced
Speaker 3: premiering July thirty on Sean. He's up there with RuPaul.
Speaker 3: Charles is up there with Michelle Visage ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3: Rhys Nicholson is here.
Speaker 4: I re hello, Hello. I love the term main judge.
Speaker 4: I would have thought RuPaul was the main judge.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, You're the most important now, the most important
Speaker 2: to us here because you were the one here with us.
Speaker 4: We keep down this line of questioning, I'm going to
Speaker 4: get shot. A little red dot is going to appear
Speaker 4: on my chest and have me shot.
Speaker 2: Rece you were fresh off the back of the logies. Now,
Speaker 2: some of us had COVID and couldn't make it. Some
Speaker 2: of us also just weren't invited.
Speaker 1: But you you, you were there in an absolutely magnificent cape.
Speaker 2: You made some best dress lists. Is this how you
Speaker 2: know you've made it? Tell me, tell me about the cape,
Speaker 2: and tell me the moment you knew you'd made it.
Speaker 4: Well, I thought, like, it's the first time I ever
Speaker 4: been invited and I wasn't even there. I was there
Speaker 4: representing drag Race. But I like, we weren't up for anything.
Speaker 4: It was just being up to bone. And I think
Speaker 4: that's the best situation to go into, one of those
Speaker 4: things of just being like, well, what are they going
Speaker 4: to do and invite me? And we were we were
Speaker 4: like we were sitting down at chairs. We weren't invite
Speaker 4: telling people that we would. And I think Mitch, like
Speaker 4: I saw you there, right, and like, but you were
Speaker 4: you were hosting some sort of event. I heard you
Speaker 4: when I was getting ready. You were hosting some event outside.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was hosting the prison. I was in the
Speaker 3: urinal like a midnight with Carl Stefanovic. He's like, you
Speaker 3: want me up from a nap because It's true. They
Speaker 3: put my voice on these like big PA systems and
Speaker 3: it went through the whole star. It was horrific, but yeah.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 4: At one point I heard you say, have anyone seen
Speaker 4: any celebrities yet? And no one made a knowing. I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, I'm right here.
Speaker 2: The reason I wanted to ask, speaking of you guys
Speaker 2: being the most excitable people at the logis who was
Speaker 2: and in your in your like experience, who was the
Speaker 2: most lip person at the logis?
Speaker 4: I mean, I think this is in a surprise to
Speaker 4: no one and in a very responsible way. Tony Armstrong ABC.
Speaker 2: Would Stefanovic, don't they?
Speaker 1: Was he? I thought he'd be containing himself. I thought
Speaker 1: he'd be like, let me get through the whole ceremony,
Speaker 1: but he just let loose.
Speaker 4: Did always like, I mean, wait, Tony or Carl, I
Speaker 4: mean all of the I mean Tony was doing this thing.
Speaker 4: So I know Tony a little bit, and he even
Speaker 4: before his award had been announced, So we were a
Speaker 4: couple of tables away from each other, and in the
Speaker 4: this is like a little look behind the curtain. The
Speaker 4: LOGI is like during an ad break. Because it's live live,
Speaker 4: everyone has four minutes where they're allowed to kind of
Speaker 4: stand up and like stretch their legs and go and
Speaker 4: basically drink and try and get as close to Melby
Speaker 4: as possible. That's what I was doing at least. And
Speaker 4: then at the end of the four minutes they tell
Speaker 4: you to like the producers are like you were like,
Speaker 4: cou sit down, sit down, and Tony and I started
Speaker 4: playing a game of chicken essentially where we would both
Speaker 4: just try and be the last people standing, to the
Speaker 4: point where Tony, right near the end of the show,
Speaker 4: people were yelling at him like Tony Armstrong, sit down,
Speaker 4: sit down, and I sat down and he just yelled
Speaker 4: wake at me. So like that are about not taking
Speaker 4: it very like people take the logis so seriously and
Speaker 4: it's like I get it, it's our industry, but also
Speaker 4: it's called the logies. Like I don't think you can
Speaker 4: take anything called the logies anything with iees at the end,
Speaker 4: you can't take it seriously.
Speaker 2: Like bogies logis.
Speaker 4: It does sound like something you cough up. And that's
Speaker 4: how awards. Those are our Emmys.
Speaker 2: You're heading into season number two. What has been your
Speaker 2: most favorite part of filming roop poles A filming Drag
Speaker 2: Race down under.
Speaker 4: The best bit, I guess is like getting to see
Speaker 4: the queens. I'm a huge fan of drag. Obviously it
Speaker 4: would be weird if I wasn't. It's like my favorite,
Speaker 4: one of my favorite art forms. And to be able
Speaker 4: to see queens at the top of their game do
Speaker 4: their best, it's like, I don't know, it's a privilege.
Speaker 4: It's a privilege to get to that Welles.
Speaker 2: It is spectacular to have you, especially during Pride months,
Speaker 2: to speak to us. But I have a question for you,
Speaker 2: and I want to hear more about this after the break.
Speaker 2: Apparently you forgot something very very important, and I have
Speaker 2: a question for you about it.
Speaker 3: It's upset Laura a lot. She was talking about it
Speaker 3: even before you called something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've really bought her out.
Speaker 4: You've put her out a sawt oh No, I'm terribied,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 3: The question next with Reese Nicholson the Life Cut radio show,
Speaker 3: which Nicholson is here.
Speaker 4: Hallo Race, Hello, I'm haunted. I'm you've got a.
Speaker 2: Possibly I don't have a boat. Look, it's a safe
Speaker 2: space here, Rees. But there is something that we love,
Speaker 2: and that is we love love. That's our tagline. We
Speaker 2: talk about it a lot. Now I heard a story
Speaker 2: that you've forgot something that you did for your partner.
Speaker 4: Oh, I mean it is it when I proposed to him?
Speaker 4: Or is it something?
Speaker 2: Is it when I Is it when I forgot that
Speaker 2: I propose? Yes?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 4: That is okay, good good. I was worried because I've
Speaker 4: forgotten heaps of like weird, physicult stuff that I've done.
Speaker 4: It's called alcohol.
Speaker 2: Wait, that's a whole other one. I want to know
Speaker 2: what you've been doing in the bedroom that you've forgotten
Speaker 2: as well?
Speaker 4: What I mean, I don't know I forgotten.
Speaker 2: You know I've supposed the memory. No, can you talk
Speaker 2: me through How does one propose to their partner their
Speaker 2: partner says yes to them, and then they forget. That
Speaker 2: sounds very convenient.
Speaker 4: A long time ago, many years ago, when my partner
Speaker 4: and I we've been together for a few years, but
Speaker 4: he worked in breakfast radio the time, and we were
Speaker 4: at our friend's wedding and it was just a really incredible,
Speaker 4: incredible wedding. And I had already kind of two weeks
Speaker 4: before planned like, oh, I think I'm going to ask
Speaker 4: Karen to marry me. We've been together for a long time,
Speaker 4: and I want to say the rest of my life
Speaker 4: with him, I'm going to ask him a mate. And
Speaker 4: I had not yet decided how I was going to
Speaker 4: do it, but I knew I was going to do it.
Speaker 4: I hadn't organized a ring. I don't know. I'm like
Speaker 4: a pretty gossipy person, and usually Karen is who I
Speaker 4: tell all gossip that I hear too. And I guess
Speaker 4: this is just the biggest piece of gossip I'd ever had,
Speaker 4: and so I needed to tell him that I wanted.
Speaker 3: To marry him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, this is going to blow your mind.
Speaker 4: I have huge news for you. And I at this
Speaker 4: wedding had gotten really really drunk, like and that kind
Speaker 4: of champagne drunk.
Speaker 2: A really romantic.
Speaker 4: Drunk, sparkling white drunk like that. That's a particular it's
Speaker 4: you know, logis drunk. I guess you could call it.
Speaker 2: Drunk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a Stefanov special. And he was sober because he
Speaker 4: had to go to work early in the morning. He
Speaker 4: took me home and he was trying to go to
Speaker 4: sleep because he had to be on air in late
Speaker 4: three hours. And I just kept talking about how good
Speaker 4: the wedding was, and how good the wedding was. And
Speaker 4: my exact words I've been told were it was a
Speaker 4: good wedding, and hey, would you do that?
Speaker 1: Also, like hypothetically speaking, if somebody asked would you do that?
Speaker 2: Also?
Speaker 4: Yeah? And he was like what. He kind of like
Speaker 4: got after a little bit and was like, what do
Speaker 4: you mean? I was like, would you do that? Also?
Speaker 4: And he had to be like, I'm sorry, just to clarify,
Speaker 4: you asked me to marry you, and I was like, yes,
Speaker 4: I must need to marry me. And he had to
Speaker 4: be like, well, if you're going to ask him to
Speaker 4: marry you, you need to actually ask me to marry you.
Speaker 4: And I just went fine and using a lot more
Speaker 4: colorful language, said like will you marry me? And then
Speaker 4: he said yeah, And then you know, we went to sleep,
Speaker 4: and then I'm sure we attempted something physical and didn't work.
Speaker 2: But you forgot about that too, so don't worry about
Speaker 2: it about.
Speaker 4: That and then yeah, the next morning he got back
Speaker 4: from work, I either hangover from like a level eleven hangover,
Speaker 4: and he had to kind of you, do you know
Speaker 4: we're engaged or do you not know that we're engaged?
Speaker 2: I just impressed that you've really turned up the romance here.
Speaker 2: He's like, you need to ask me.
Speaker 1: So you're throwing some profanities, attempt to fornicate, and that
Speaker 1: was your level of romance for asking fine, and to
Speaker 1: marry you.
Speaker 4: It's called being gay. Try it sometimes.
Speaker 2: I tried in my twenties. It's fine, let's go.
Speaker 3: Season two of Rupolse Drag Race down Under premier is
Speaker 3: July thirty on Stan. Thank you so much, Reese. We
Speaker 3: love ya. And the wedding's happening this year. You're going
Speaker 3: to get it this year.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sure, we were meant to get married in May twenty twenty,
Speaker 4: but I know there's been a bit of a flu
Speaker 4: going around, so we're holding on.
Speaker 2: Ah that pesky pandemic thing. Yeah, you know, really long
Speaker 2: engagements are super in fashion. Go for three years that
Speaker 2: all the cool kids are doing.
Speaker 4: Now, like you guys have been in GOA for a while.
Speaker 2: Right forever. We just keep procreating. We should really stop
Speaker 2: and buy TV.
Speaker 3: The Reese Niggles and everybody, thanks for coming on SAT Radio.
Speaker 2: Shirt and do you know what? Okay? As you as
Speaker 2: you guys, both of you know, I'm a mum. I
Speaker 2: have two kids. Oh, my god, what you heard it here?
Speaker 2: First people, I am. But you know, there's some certain
Speaker 2: things that you do when you become a mum. One
Speaker 2: of them is, like, you know, you just put your
Speaker 2: kid first. Everything is so your world becomes your children.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
Speaker 2: You want the best for them, You love them. You
Speaker 2: also sometimes lie to them, but it's for their own
Speaker 2: good or maybe it's not for their own good. Actually
Speaker 2: I'm not sure. So, as you guys know, Matt went
Speaker 2: to the Logis last weekend. He was there. He was
Speaker 2: presenting on the red carpet. It was a really it
Speaker 2: was the first time he's ever presented on the red carpet.
Speaker 3: And he was great. I was there with him, and
Speaker 3: he was so amazing, he said he.
Speaker 2: Was very nervous. He was, and it's such a privilege
Speaker 2: to be asked to do one of those jobs. I mean,
Speaker 2: you also got asked to present anyway, he got asked
Speaker 2: and he was like, babe, I'm going I'm going to
Speaker 2: do the Logis. And then he realized after he'd said yes,
Speaker 2: after he'd locked it all in, actually it fell over
Speaker 2: the same day that was Marley's birthday. So the nineteenth
Speaker 2: of June is our oldest daughter's birthday. Now, Marley turned three.
Speaker 2: Molly doesn't know that she turned three because we decided
Speaker 2: that we would keep that from her and lie to
Speaker 2: her in order to have her birthday this weekend. Aie, tomorrow,
Speaker 2: we're having a birthday.
Speaker 3: He is backdated of a week.
Speaker 2: We just put her back a week. And then, unfortunately,
Speaker 2: she went to daycare and everyone was like, Marley, how
Speaker 2: was your birthday because they have it on a wall,
Speaker 2: and she was like, it's next week. She's three, She's
Speaker 2: old enough to know that we lied to her.
Speaker 1: Hang On, hang on, hang on, for dear Lush, does
Speaker 1: she know that you lied? Or does she think daycare
Speaker 1: has made a mistake and put her birthday incorrect on
Speaker 1: the birthday wall.
Speaker 2: I had to lie about the lie. I said that
Speaker 2: we weren't wrong. I said daycare lie, exception, lieception, and
Speaker 2: then I called daycare and told day to care to lie.
Speaker 2: So no, everyone's lying. Oh no, but he's not got
Speaker 2: to know.
Speaker 1: Do you know what, Laura, don't feel too bad. When
Speaker 1: my dad was little, this just hit me. When my
Speaker 1: dad thought his birthday was a different birthday until he
Speaker 1: was like fifteen years old.
Speaker 2: If that was the sixties, people were doing crazy things
Speaker 2: back there, and.
Speaker 1: His mom had to lie to get him into school,
Speaker 1: and then she's stuck with the lie.
Speaker 2: He always just thought he had a different birthday.
Speaker 1: But at least you're only like when she's three years old,
Speaker 1: not fifteen years.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think you can screw around with it. You know,
Speaker 2: you can lie a little bit to it. I also
Speaker 2: told her that she doesn't brush her teeth, the tooth
Speaker 2: fairy won't come because it doesn't want stinky teeth.
Speaker 1: I think there'd be so many do you know what?
Speaker 1: People are going to take that and run with it.
Speaker 1: I think you're going to help with his life.
Speaker 2: I want to hear from other moms. If you're a mom,
Speaker 2: if you're in the car right now, if you are
Speaker 2: thinking to yourself, oh, don't worry about it. I lie
Speaker 2: to my kids all the time. I want to know
Speaker 2: what lies have you been telling to your children, either
Speaker 2: for the greater good or just for the great good
Speaker 2: to yourself.
Speaker 3: We could make like a master least you could sell
Speaker 3: these lives off. These are valuable mums that pay good
Speaker 3: money for good lies, a good.
Speaker 2: Life, and a glass of wine. It sounds like that's
Speaker 2: like every mother's a little ammunition that they need to have.
Speaker 3: What did you lie to your kids about? Because Laura's
Speaker 3: been lying to your your eldest daughter.
Speaker 2: Ruthlessly about everything.
Speaker 1: He doesn't even know a name, she doesn't know where
Speaker 1: she lives, she doesn't know who her parents are.
Speaker 2: I tell her pepper pig is sleeping. I tell her
Speaker 2: if she doesn't brush her teeth. I do say, if
Speaker 2: you don't brush your teeth, you teth will fall out.
Speaker 2: That's not a lie, they will fall out. You're not wrong,
Speaker 2: just not truth to that. Not tonight when you're asleep.
Speaker 3: We're taking your calls. Thirteen one o sixty five. What
Speaker 3: are your lies to your kids? Maddie's called through. Hey Maddie, Hey.
Speaker 5: How are you guys?
Speaker 2: We're doing good, Maddie.
Speaker 8: So I'm one of three kids. My brothers and I
Speaker 8: are very close in the age, and my parents decided
Speaker 8: to tell us about the naughty man when we went
Speaker 8: out to eat.
Speaker 2: Oh, I am a naughty man.
Speaker 8: So they pointed a guy sitting us down to dinner
Speaker 8: and they'd say, that's a naughty man. And if you
Speaker 8: act up at dinner, I'll take you out of the
Speaker 8: I could make you wash dishes, and we were behave kids.
Speaker 1: Wow, everyone needs a naughty man. I feel like every
Speaker 1: kid needs to know about naughty man full stop.
Speaker 4: My kids.
Speaker 2: We were maybe a different name, maybe like I don't know,
Speaker 2: naughty man just has weir makes me feel a.
Speaker 3: Dishwasher or something.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know about the name, but the premises there's
Speaker 3: something bad about that one. Definitely all right, Elise? One
Speaker 3: or six for higher Elise? What did you lie to
Speaker 3: your kids about?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 5: I was actually the one being lied to my parents.
Speaker 2: When I was little used to put the cocks an
Speaker 2: hour or two forward and pretend it was our bedtime.
Speaker 1: Yes, we do that too, do that so I used
Speaker 1: to do that When I used to go out on
Speaker 1: a date when I was younger and I had to
Speaker 1: have a curfew, I used to change my watch and
Speaker 1: come home late and Dad would be like, what time
Speaker 1: do you call this?
Speaker 2: And I was like, my watch stopped. He's like, please,
Speaker 2: I didn't wake up yesterday. No parent has ever fallen
Speaker 2: for that, Britt. But the kids would like a three
Speaker 2: year old would four for a not a forty seven
Speaker 2: year old man.
Speaker 3: Oh, Sally, I'm thirteen six five? Take this home for us.
Speaker 3: What did you lie to your kid about.
Speaker 9: I turned around when I was getting dressed in the
Speaker 9: bedroom one morning and saw that my son had found
Speaker 9: my vibrator charging beside the bed, and he was standing
Speaker 9: in front of the mirror, singing like using another microphone?
Speaker 2: Wow sometimes too? What do you say?
Speaker 1: It was?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 2: I was very on spot.
Speaker 9: Can I have that places?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 9: Why can't I use it? Isn't on a microphone. I
Speaker 9: just saw my tools out of my I've just got
Speaker 9: to put it back in the toolbox with He started
Speaker 9: to question what kind of tool I you know, like
Speaker 9: a hammock?
Speaker 2: Can he that?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 9: Let's go everyone and brush.
Speaker 2: Your tea.
Speaker 1: Outside building a treehouse with the vibrator trying to like trying.
Speaker 2: To nail and nail into it, just.
Speaker 3: Watching Bob the Builder. Where's the vibrators? Thank you? Sally?
Speaker 3: See does it make you not feel alone?
Speaker 5: Laura?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes me feel very like I'm part of
Speaker 2: a community, a parenting community where we all lie to
Speaker 2: our children.
Speaker 3: So terrible.
Speaker 2: But you know what, guys, that is it from us
Speaker 2: the show. We've come to an end. Yes Saturdays together.
Speaker 3: I think Brittany did a great job having COVID influenza
Speaker 3: from home brit Random a pause for you.
Speaker 2: Thanks guys. I feel like I really came and showed
Speaker 2: up and I did my best. I'm fading rapidly.
Speaker 1: But before I go and have a little afternoon nap,
Speaker 1: I want to tell you about the podcast we've got
Speaker 1: coming out on A Life Uncut this Tuesday now. It
Speaker 1: is with neuropsychologist doctor Hannah, and it is talking about
Speaker 1: something I think a lot of people deal with, and
Speaker 1: that's navigating friendships when you're at different places of your life.
Speaker 1: Much like Laura and myself. Laura, you are obviously getting married,
Speaker 1: you're engaged, you've got the family life. I am just
Speaker 1: absolutely wild and running the MUK and at a completely
Speaker 1: different stage of life.
Speaker 2: So it's just about how to navigate those kind of friendships.
Speaker 2: I love this episode. I love the idea that you know,
Speaker 2: obviously we all have to navigate friendships at different phases
Speaker 2: in life, you know, and you might go through school
Speaker 2: or go through university with a really good friend, and
Speaker 2: then when you get to adulthood we all kind of
Speaker 2: get thrust and pulled into different directions and understanding and
Speaker 2: knowing how to maintain those friendships and how to kind
Speaker 2: of nurture them or know when to let go of them,
Speaker 2: which is also a really important part of this. They
Speaker 2: are all the things that we are unpacking on the
Speaker 2: podcast this Tuesday with doctor Hannah. But that is it
Speaker 2: from us.
Speaker 1: Don't forget tell your mum, tay daddy, don't tell your friends,
Speaker 1: and share the love because we love love