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Speaker 3: No Jackie Boy today hellish, hellish hellish late night. New
Speaker 3: parents will know this seats in two week ten. Horrendous
Speaker 3: day and night yesterday. And if you know Jack post
Speaker 3: as well, he came out to play on Monday night
Speaker 3: or school night. That can ruin it for the rest
Speaker 3: of the year. So imagine we'll pick it up in
Speaker 3: the new year twenty three. We'll get our man back.
Speaker 4: He's done now.
Speaker 3: Jack and I went to see Top Gun Monday night
Speaker 3: and loved it. It's out next week. Go see you
Speaker 3: were doing a thing last night with this new Australian comedy, Yes,
Speaker 3: How to Please a Woman? Did you enjoy it?
Speaker 5: I loved it? You know what, this would be lovely
Speaker 5: to take missus O'Connell out for a date night.
Speaker 3: She'd like it. So this is the thing where listeners
Speaker 3: paid five hundred dollars tortch it with you because you're saying,
Speaker 3: my wife from mates rate for fifty cash deal, she
Speaker 3: can hang with you and watch a movie.
Speaker 5: And they had to give me their firstborn. Now it's
Speaker 5: a really good Aussie flick that's out in cinemas this
Speaker 5: week and it's a story of women in their fifties
Speaker 5: and it's I think it's very relatable for our audience.
Speaker 5: I thoroughly enjoyed it. Great cast. It's got Sally Phillips
Speaker 5: who you'll know from well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brit Jones. Also the Partridge TV series as well. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Sally fit It's very funny.
Speaker 5: She was great and she played opposite Eric Thompson. Cam
Speaker 5: Daddo makes a comeback. Jeesez it's good to see him back.
Speaker 5: I heard that on screen again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it was in the UK.
Speaker 3: Hasn't made it outside of Frankston. It's all local but anyway,
Speaker 3: is it at the minute picture. It's great that they're
Speaker 3: you know, keeping these people going.
Speaker 5: In America for twenty years. He did quite a good career.
Speaker 6: It's your career options.
Speaker 5: And he's come back to OZ. But no, it was
Speaker 5: lovely catching up with all our lovely listeners. Oh weld
Speaker 5: Une Patches, nice people. Yeah, go and see it. It's
Speaker 5: a brilliant movie.
Speaker 3: Right yesterday evening, I was are you watching this second
Speaker 3: season of bridgeton Patches?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: Hello the Pope Catholic?
Speaker 3: Hello, so my wife yesterday goes Our favorite thing to do.
Speaker 3: I know it's going to make us sound like groppels,
Speaker 3: but is to have our dinner on our lapse in
Speaker 3: front of the TV. Yeah, is that heaven? I don't
Speaker 3: think anyone likes to admit they do that. We're like,
Speaker 3: we sit at the table, but we've got the table
Speaker 3: maybe once or twice a month. We do that stually.
Speaker 3: You know, give the impression that we're interesting what the
Speaker 3: kids have got to say? But you sit opposite your
Speaker 3: kids during the weeknd their teenagers go how a schooled there?
Speaker 3: They just sort of go.
Speaker 8: Grum.
Speaker 3: They don't want to tell you anything about the days.
Speaker 3: It's like well, let's just not worry about that. Then
Speaker 3: I tried, same point, let's just watch TV. So my
Speaker 3: wife goes, please, will you just give the new series
Speaker 3: of Bridgeton a go right, And I was like, oh god, no.
Speaker 3: I watched the first season with her, and I was
Speaker 3: just like, it was hard going. It's just not for me.
Speaker 3: And I know I watched a lot of TV shows,
Speaker 3: you know, most of the stuff we enjoyed the same
Speaker 3: TV shows, But there's shows I watch that she doesn't get,
Speaker 3: like the reality show that I love for Blacksmiths called
Speaker 3: Forced in the Fire, the repair shop, where she said,
Speaker 3: is just people repairing stuff. Yeah, but it's so much more.
Speaker 3: It's like show and Tell and repair. You put those
Speaker 3: three together, that's a lot of streams coming together. So anyway,
Speaker 3: I thought, well, look, I'll be I've been open minded. Man.
Speaker 5: The marriage is compromised trying to watch it.
Speaker 3: You know, the old the theme tune comes in and
Speaker 3: already I can feel my balls falling off, you know.
Speaker 3: It's just like there's a whiff of jauntiness about it
Speaker 3: and fans being waved in the air. Opening scene episode one,
Speaker 3: Guess what We're a ball? Yeah, I mean that is
Speaker 3: like the money shot for them every episode and women
Speaker 3: of a certain age, women of a certain age, it's
Speaker 3: like Cantney it is. This is like canten it for them.
Speaker 3: So well, I noticed that my wife is leaning forward.
Speaker 3: It ain't that good. This isn't Shakespeare. And she goes, oh,
Speaker 3: in case you forgot how the first season ended, he was.
Speaker 3: I was like, don't worry about it. I like to
Speaker 3: think I'll work out. I'll work this out as it
Speaker 3: has a mystery, all unfolds. We're not seeing one of
Speaker 3: the great Takinsey novels of our time. Here is just
Speaker 3: Bridger to the case. It's about sex and money, that's it,
Speaker 3: and fancy costumes. Anyway, seven minutes in, all I've heard
Speaker 3: is and it does the does the Lord have a
Speaker 3: Dane for the ball? And I I just get that.
Speaker 3: I go to lei the room. My wife didn't even
Speaker 3: notice I was. I got up from the couch, moved
Speaker 3: with my plate, went to open the door. She went, oh,
Speaker 3: are you I went, yeah, I can't. And then she, pausing, goes, well,
Speaker 3: what do you think would make this better? And you know,
Speaker 3: sometimes they say inspiration just comes to you when you
Speaker 3: don't think of it. I think I'm actually I'm gonna
Speaker 3: actually spend some time trying to make this TV show happening.
Speaker 3: I just said time traveling detective.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I mean, wouldn't it.
Speaker 6: Kind of Really?
Speaker 3: That's for kids, okay, a time traveling detective where each
Speaker 3: episode he's like Suddeny's is solving a mysterious murder at
Speaker 3: the cour of Judas Caesa for example. Next week he's
Speaker 3: in the Elizabethan period. He's a time traveling detective.
Speaker 2: Does he come in as someone from Yes time?
Speaker 3: Yes? Confuse them so they just think he's the work
Speaker 3: experience then cleaning out the Roman bath.
Speaker 9: She's not.
Speaker 3: He's our mate. Wink wink to camera.
Speaker 6: He's a time traveling detective.
Speaker 3: Love working title PD, which stands for Police Detective PD. Peace.
Speaker 2: Oh that is good, thank you.
Speaker 10: The go.
Speaker 3: This time next year, I won't be here, you know Netflix.
Speaker 3: Netflix is gone to be green lit PD PC.
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Speaker 3: Pantsy was just saying this. She hosted an event yesterday,
Speaker 3: this big new Austraining comedy how to Please a Woman.
Speaker 3: For some of your lucky ones, you got to actually
Speaker 3: meet Patsy, be stroked by her. And if I think
Speaker 3: they were doing a thing as well. I don't know
Speaker 3: if you saw this re of the TS where if
Speaker 3: you were medically unwell, she was doing healings.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've seen her do that before she puts the
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Speaker 3: For I've seen lepers just be cured overnight. People are
Speaker 3: wheelding in chairs that they can't walk, and they're literally
Speaker 3: breakdancing within a couple of minutes. She was doing more
Speaker 3: healings yesterday and at a screening healing. I think it's
Speaker 3: called healing and screening.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Karen, you were there. You were at the movie.
Speaker 3: You had to please a.
Speaker 11: Woman, I like Christian.
Speaker 10: I was hello, Rare, Hello Pat, how do you enjoy it?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, santastic pad.
Speaker 12: It was so so funny. I just I loved it,
Speaker 12: last say much. I took my girlfriend. We went and
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Speaker 12: a couple of places. But I unfortunately wasn't chosen to
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Speaker 5: You should have just come up and introduced yourself.
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Speaker 12: But it was a fantastic Martin.
Speaker 13: Thank you gold.
Speaker 14: It was such a great movie.
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Speaker 6: Trade so needs your take on this.
Speaker 3: At the other day, I was in traffic and I
Speaker 3: saw a lot of trades working hard out in the
Speaker 3: cold on a building site and a look like a
Speaker 3: office box going up. And I've seen all the various
Speaker 3: different trades that were there, and I was thinking, like,
Speaker 3: who is the toughest and fittest, who is the king
Speaker 3: right of all the trades? Where even trades would go
Speaker 3: do not fair enough? I work really hard, there's a
Speaker 3: backbreaking work and all where there's in the climates here
Speaker 3: in Melbourne. But that I will bow down to those.
Speaker 3: I don't know whether it's the you reckon. They might
Speaker 3: be the concreteors personally.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they've got to lug all those bricks up, planks
Speaker 5: and stuff.
Speaker 6: Concretors and the brickies.
Speaker 3: I don't know whether that's the carpetiers you're lugging, but
Speaker 3: lots and lots of timber and lumber all day long.
Speaker 3: I think that people I know that trades, trades unite
Speaker 3: in their hatred. They have a common enemy and that
Speaker 3: is Sparky's. I think it's because Sparky's had a bit
Speaker 3: more money and they have a bit more qualifications, and
Speaker 3: they laud it up over they thumb their norves. They're
Speaker 3: arrocas they swager around, So tradees, who do you bow
Speaker 3: down to? Who do you think is the fittest and most?
Speaker 3: John and Toughers have all your trades? Who is it, Jackson? Like,
Speaker 3: come on Jack hello, Jack Stick? So you trading?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a rigor. And is it riggers?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 15: Riggers, that's it.
Speaker 5: What are riggers do?
Speaker 7: Do?
Speaker 15: Structural steel? Pre car s, tattles, just build highrizes, door
Speaker 15: that sort of thing. We're building the tunnel at the
Speaker 15: moment the Metro, Well.
Speaker 3: You're building a tunnel, yeah, not by hand sticking out
Speaker 3: just a shovel. They don't much like the diggers, you know,
Speaker 3: it's just digging out there with the tunnel. So is
Speaker 3: that your project at the moment you're on the way there.
Speaker 15: Now, Jack, Yeah, just a bit around the corner at
Speaker 15: the Metro tunitle inch straight?
Speaker 3: And what are you doing on the tunnel? What are
Speaker 3: you doing? Are you putting all the rigging in the tunnel?
Speaker 15: Yeah, we're doing inside the tunnel. We're doing all the
Speaker 15: walkwise on the structural steel. Not a bad job, good money,
Speaker 15: that's for sure.
Speaker 3: And tell us this then, how big is the tunnel?
Speaker 3: What is the space you're in because we don't know
Speaker 3: what go as I.
Speaker 15: Say, it's about nine bet nine meters round and from
Speaker 15: start to finish it about nine k's each way, So
Speaker 15: we're doing go up on my and come back the
Speaker 15: other way.
Speaker 5: How far down is it?
Speaker 15: Two thousand fink it's about forty five fiftys.
Speaker 3: Wow, incredible and Jack just worry on then, who is
Speaker 3: the weakest out of all trades?
Speaker 15: He mentioned me before the Sparky.
Speaker 16: The sparkies never get the All they do is carrying
Speaker 16: the capible ties.
Speaker 15: I think they are tradesmen.
Speaker 6: I feel like to them all I do.
Speaker 2: Sparkys need to call in and defend themselves. There's a
Speaker 2: lot of land again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, they're not up yet, you know, they're just
Speaker 3: They've got the the woman up the Bentley right now.
Speaker 6: Then they cruising well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connells Show podcast and.
Speaker 3: There is the return every Wednesday at the Weakest claim
Speaker 3: to fame, all sort of eight s out of the
Speaker 3: nineties into the left air laughter seven this morning, I
Speaker 3: love tearing about the pet census.
Speaker 6: We'll come back to this a love.
Speaker 3: He thought, it's only going to be pretentious kvoodles, who
Speaker 3: are going to have the time to actually sit down
Speaker 3: and fill out a pet census in Brighton right now,
Speaker 3: then tradees, trade e's who do you think works the
Speaker 3: hardest on a site all day long? Who do you
Speaker 3: think it is? We want to know on nine four
Speaker 3: one one four three, And who doesn't at the number
Speaker 3: one trading at the moment that's getting all the flak
Speaker 3: are the sparkys our last caller Jack just saying they
Speaker 3: just wander around with a pair of applies in one
Speaker 3: hound screwdriver and cable ties in the other. Let's go
Speaker 3: to beaver Beaver, Beaver Beaver, I take it that isn't
Speaker 3: your actual sort of name in your passport? If so,
Speaker 3: amazing beaver nickname it is? Yeah, yeah, And who gave
Speaker 3: you that? There? I ask?
Speaker 15: Oh, my mother gave it to me.
Speaker 3: Good stuff, good to a few collect Now, beef, who
Speaker 3: do you think is that? Of all the trades? Who
Speaker 3: do you think is the king of all trades?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 15: It's realists?
Speaker 2: Harborists? Yeah, why's that?
Speaker 15: When we're on sites, we're usually the only guys on
Speaker 15: site that actually sweat, actually put the effident.
Speaker 3: Now we're on they don't sweat, so arborish you know
Speaker 3: you're dealing with the trees, the tree stumps, cutting the branches,
Speaker 3: the logs, removing all that and shrubs and hedges right
Speaker 3: correct now. I worked for three months for when I
Speaker 3: was eighteen, and the sumer John wants working for an
Speaker 3: arborist firm. And I've never been so fit in my life.
Speaker 3: It wasn't They work really really hard. I will say that,
Speaker 3: because you're lucking all that timber all day long, up
Speaker 3: and down gardens and down banks and stuff like that.
Speaker 6: It's exhausting.
Speaker 11: It is.
Speaker 3: I love that. It's a man A few words.
Speaker 5: Do you have that shreddy thing that you put the
Speaker 5: stumps in that put them into?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, and you put the much Yeah, I
Speaker 3: love that.
Speaker 5: One of those at home.
Speaker 3: What would you do with it at home?
Speaker 5: Brilliant?
Speaker 3: Not far go husband, go in the chipper. That's how
Speaker 3: I'd like to die. Actually, you know, I like cremaated.
Speaker 3: I wanted to be fired into the congregation at my funeral.
Speaker 11: You've got to make sure that the body's frozen before
Speaker 11: you put it.
Speaker 3: Sounds like saying, just chilling knowledge. This is why they
Speaker 3: call him Beaver. Beaver's away. It's victims, all right, bev.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
Speaker 15: Thank you guys.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Uh Andrew, good morning Andrew. Hello, I'm going Andrew.
Speaker 6: Who's the toughest of all the trades?
Speaker 3: Buddy?
Speaker 10: Mate?
Speaker 16: May I heard Jack on before I had the ring up.
Speaker 16: I'll steal pictures the toughest. I mean those those riggers
Speaker 16: they were for us. Yeah, rig up our steel and
Speaker 16: we tell them where to put it.
Speaker 1: As simple as that.
Speaker 16: Arbus is not even a trade.
Speaker 15: I mean, what do you do some trees and showed him.
Speaker 16: But definitely definitely Sparky's.
Speaker 15: They are just the laziest people.
Speaker 13: I mean, come on, Steely's, Steely's we rock.
Speaker 17: We just we.
Speaker 16: We are the Kings on a construction site.
Speaker 15: As simple as that, we build it.
Speaker 16: Jimmy Barnes wrote song and song wrote a song about
Speaker 16: a ship and steel.
Speaker 3: That's us anthem, isn't it. Yeah, you're right Springstein. I
Speaker 3: used to sing a lot about the steel workers and
Speaker 3: bon Jovi as well.
Speaker 15: All the great bands, all the great bands.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 6: Andrew, Andrew, thank you very much to listen to show
Speaker 6: and give us a call.
Speaker 18: They're all good.
Speaker 3: Why any sparks, I.
Speaker 2: Think maybe the only Sparky in Melbourne on the line,
Speaker 2: Oh that's up.
Speaker 3: Daniel, Daniel, were you a sparky?
Speaker 14: I certainly am.
Speaker 3: You're is must be burning. He got every trade calling
Speaker 3: this show right now going sparkies.
Speaker 6: They don't do anything. There's no love.
Speaker 3: Why is it? What is it about you, sparky?
Speaker 6: Do you earn more than them?
Speaker 1: Well, we've got a license to print money.
Speaker 15: So we can do what it will.
Speaker 3: That's what it is, isn't it's they're jealous.
Speaker 15: They're just going to realize one thing we control putting
Speaker 15: the parts in the microwave and kettle and the art sheet.
Speaker 3: So they literally have the power.
Speaker 6: You literally have the power. He who has the power rules,
Speaker 6: that's life.
Speaker 15: The only other one you got to look at or
Speaker 15: is the plumber that he controls the toilet.
Speaker 3: Oh we haven't heard about the plumbers yet. Whoever controls
Speaker 3: the toilets has them, has the power? The powers have
Speaker 3: these steel people. The still people have the riggers. The
Speaker 3: riggers have oist. The guy sorts out the hedge of
Speaker 3: the conifers.
Speaker 2: We got it.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Do you Christian? I'm wanting to tell you that I
Speaker 3: have two sons that are sparkys and they work in
Speaker 3: the industrial sector currently on major road projects installing street lights,
Speaker 3: traffic signals. They've been working night and day try and
Speaker 3: get some major road projects completed while we are all asleep.
Speaker 3: They wear white hives clothing which is always covered in mud.
Speaker 3: They have to drill holes for the light poles. They
Speaker 3: work really hard. I'm listening to last twenty minutes. I'm
Speaker 3: not liking that they are getting a bad rap. Love
Speaker 3: the show. That's from Mum Joe. Typical Sparky's getting their
Speaker 3: mums to call in. They're just so lazy, so lazy,
Speaker 3: lame Sparky's lame.
Speaker 1: Cayler Brighter. You're listening to the Christian o'cyl show podcast.
Speaker 3: Tell her here. The king of all DJs are us
Speaker 3: breakfast show presenters. If you're doing a mid morning show
Speaker 3: or god forbid some POxy two hour chuckle fest at
Speaker 3: four in the afternoon, I do not consider you to
Speaker 3: work in radio. I've never taken Hamish Andy seriously. Anyone
Speaker 3: can have a chuckle with you, mate, at four in
Speaker 3: the afternoon. Heroes start at six am.
Speaker 2: They're the Sparkys of radio.
Speaker 3: They are Amy Shenandy.
Speaker 6: You heard it here, Sparky's of radio.
Speaker 3: We're moving on from the Trade's at War, We will
Speaker 3: continue part two tomorrow on the show.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm a little bit a little bit emotional.
Speaker 3: Oh is it her turn this week? What the weakness?
Speaker 10: Who?
Speaker 2: Source was upset?
Speaker 3: What's up? What is it that you can't town from
Speaker 3: the acting? But then I guess go with it? What's up?
Speaker 6: Pats?
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 6: We're trying to do the show?
Speaker 3: What's it? What does it make Christian?
Speaker 5: It's just it's my dining table and chairs. It's just
Speaker 5: it's terrible.
Speaker 19: We've got nowhere to see it.
Speaker 4: It's just terrible.
Speaker 2: Have you tried buying some furniture?
Speaker 5: People come over to the house.
Speaker 3: It's just embarrassing. So this is a stretch too far. Yesterday, pease,
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Speaker 3: Couch wins the money, the one thousand dollars in cash yesterday,
Speaker 3: brand Market, Monday, Sint Kilda. Bas where is it today?
Speaker 3: Gold Where is the golden couch? Now?
Speaker 19: Is it a tonyed or the crown? Can you find
Speaker 19: it first? Can you win the cauch?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 3: Clue Masstern, here's real? Where is the golden couch?
Speaker 2: The west of the city is run by a woman,
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Speaker 6: At my door.
Speaker 3: We are laying it on thick with this. He's not
Speaker 3: even clues anymore. We're just saying where it is basically
Speaker 3: is all right?
Speaker 6: The so called clues again rio.
Speaker 2: The west of the city is run by a woman.
Speaker 2: It is said, no, not a wicked witch, a news
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Speaker 2: I'm sure, but I'm at the main drag at a
Speaker 2: cafe with a wolf at my door.
Speaker 4: Not the witch.
Speaker 5: Bit who got the witch bit? Did you write that?
Speaker 2: No, that's some.
Speaker 6: As you right, he's not here today.
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Speaker 3: Where is the Golden couch?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 19: Is it a tiny or the crown? Can you find
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Speaker 11: All right?
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Speaker 2: The west of the city is run by a woman,
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Speaker 2: reader instead, there's a zoo here, Sam pooh here or
Speaker 2: treated I'm sure, but I'm at the main drag at
Speaker 2: a cafe with a wolf at my door.
Speaker 6: All right, Kirsten, Yes.
Speaker 3: You're on the couch.
Speaker 20: I am?
Speaker 2: I am?
Speaker 6: Are you tell us where I am?
Speaker 10: I'm in?
Speaker 7: Where are the main street at the Wolf of Wasson?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Wolf Street? Kirsten's give one one thousand dollars in cash.
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Speaker 6: And what are you going to do with you your
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Speaker 3: Eight of the nineties. All to do with the letter L.
Speaker 3: How are you doing?
Speaker 1: Ed, Welcome to the nineties.
Speaker 3: I'd like to say, I make this look good, missus
Speaker 3: Sheffield this nineteen ninety. You can't handle the true co op?
Speaker 19: Bum you her?
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's eight Z of the nineties.
Speaker 3: Yeah baby, all about the letter L.
Speaker 6: This week got about the letter L.
Speaker 3: For me in the nineties, the letter L meant license
Speaker 3: plate passing my driver test second time round? For me?
Speaker 4: Did you same?
Speaker 3: I remember my drive instructor, Diamond Dave. That was this
Speaker 3: company was called Donovan Dave Diamond, Dave Parker. I remember
Speaker 3: saying all the best drivers, all the best drivers always
Speaker 3: fail first time round. There was a big Formula One
Speaker 3: drive at the time. Nigel Mansell, who had also failed
Speaker 3: his driver, says, first time round. If your Formula One driver,
Speaker 3: you probably have failed it driving spectence like that.
Speaker 6: What did you feill for, Patsy?
Speaker 5: Well, I went for my l plates, which was at
Speaker 5: the time strictly just theory, and I think I was
Speaker 5: and you know the sad thing. It was all multiple
Speaker 5: choice like you know, pick ABC or D and I
Speaker 5: still failed, so I had to see it a second time.
Speaker 5: Finally got my l's. You didn't even get like a
Speaker 5: photo I d back then here you now you got
Speaker 5: like this check sized sort of slip of pink papers.
Speaker 6: The same as me.
Speaker 3: Patch. Yeah, you're right, never had the photo. I think
Speaker 3: it was like an A four like folded up like
Speaker 3: in three bits. You're right. I have to lug it
Speaker 3: around with you everywhere that wallet, didn't you.
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And then the peace I had sort of improved quite rapidly.
Speaker 5: Mum and Dad invested in driving lessons. I went with
Speaker 5: Angelo and Lucy.
Speaker 3: It was a brother I remember who took drive what
Speaker 3: like I said, Diamond day for me and Angelo and Lucy.
Speaker 3: That husband and wife.
Speaker 5: No, they were a brother and sister team in Yeah,
Speaker 5: they're probably still.
Speaker 3: Doing driving at the same time. Double teaming.
Speaker 5: You you get either or And I think I got
Speaker 5: like ninety eight percent on my Pea plates and I'm like,
Speaker 5: I nailed the parallel park first time.
Speaker 3: Is a top gun academy. Yes, Angela and Lucy. I
Speaker 3: wonder they stood up there now, Angelo and Lucy teaching people.
Speaker 3: It was because my daughter, she's taken her test in July.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize in this country there are a couple
Speaker 3: of things about five different areas where it's an immediate fel.
Speaker 3: You don't have that in the UK. It's quite cruel.
Speaker 3: You'll know, you know, if you screwed it up right
Speaker 3: during the test, you still have to do the whole hour,
Speaker 3: even though at the end of it they go, yeah,
Speaker 3: that was great and you felt it's all waste of
Speaker 3: an hour. Why don't we just go back right now?
Speaker 3: If you get immediate fils, don't you work you which
Speaker 3: is a really really harsh okay this morning there, we
Speaker 3: want to know what happened on your driving test, whether
Speaker 3: you failed, we just want to know what happened on
Speaker 3: your driving test.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'commells show podcast.
Speaker 3: If you've got a story for us about what happened
Speaker 3: on your driving test, Chloe has My examiner stood in
Speaker 3: dog pood slipped over. You could smell the atmosphere in
Speaker 3: the car. It's still the most memorable moment of my life.
Speaker 3: June the seventeenth, nineteen ninety four, nine thirty seven. Am.
Speaker 3: I still feel sick to this day, Heath. I got
Speaker 3: in the car my driving examined a sneeze and said,
Speaker 3: speak up.
Speaker 6: I rot the most dreadful cold. I can't hear of
Speaker 6: a right ear.
Speaker 3: Spend the rest study examblo in a nose and coughing.
Speaker 9: He was.
Speaker 3: I spent the whole exam leaning as far away as
Speaker 3: possible and try not to breathe. I failed on many mistakes,
Speaker 3: and he told me I seemed distracted. Christian, this is
Speaker 3: some simon drawing my test. I hit accelerate too hard,
Speaker 3: so the wheels were spinning, and my examiner immediately slammed
Speaker 3: on the emergency of brakes, which forced my head to
Speaker 3: bash against this steering well. I obviously failed, Christy. This
Speaker 3: is an amazing scene, Jen Christian. My sister was being
Speaker 3: tested by a guy who was also being tested. In
Speaker 3: other words, there was another guy in the back test reception,
Speaker 3: sister drive instructor to the examiner, and then the guy
Speaker 3: testing the examiner. The guy testing my sister was so
Speaker 3: nervous because he was being tested that my sister had
Speaker 3: to pull over while he had a moment to calm
Speaker 3: his nurves driving. At the end of the test, he
Speaker 3: had passed my sister with three faults, over the threshold
Speaker 3: for failure. The guy in the bag was not impressed,
Speaker 3: so my sister passed to test with a fell and
Speaker 3: the guy testing her failed with a pass.
Speaker 6: I just go to Marcus. Hey, good morning, Marcus.
Speaker 8: Here you go on.
Speaker 3: I'm good mate, So take us back to your driving test.
Speaker 3: What happened, Marcus?
Speaker 8: I was driving in Yarrow Junction in the Yarra Valley,
Speaker 8: and I was at the one intersection in Yarrow Junction
Speaker 8: and I had a grain light but I'll turn right,
Speaker 8: but didn't have a grain arrow and went forward and
Speaker 8: pulled out in front of a bus full tourists and
Speaker 8: the bus hit the back of the car and ride
Speaker 8: the car off.
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh my god. That is literally the worst
Speaker 3: thinging Evian is. You're involved in an accident immediately Feili yes, wow,
Speaker 3: everyone okay, Marcus, yeah, fine, yeah, imagine I found out
Speaker 3: she went no No, No four. People for tourist died.
Speaker 3: But I don't worry their bombs, friendly fire, cassual damage.
Speaker 3: You lose a few mark Thank you very much you
Speaker 3: called nine four one four. I'm just saying what you'll
Speaker 3: feel what happened on your driving test.
Speaker 1: Ber you're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Notice that we should play this more brilliant song.
Speaker 3: Sean Mullins Lullaby had a couple of brilliant songs. This
Speaker 3: is off a great album of the nineties called Soul's Core.
Speaker 3: He's also involved in two of the biggest TV shows
Speaker 3: of the nineties, Scrubs. The producers actually wrote to him,
Speaker 3: so we just had a meeting and we were trying
Speaker 3: to have like a session of lunch and a workout
Speaker 3: songs that sum up the heart of the show, and
Speaker 3: we all started talking about how much we love you,
Speaker 3: and he was so like enamored by this. He went
Speaker 3: and wrote a song for Scrubs which they're using the
Speaker 3: show and not all in my head that's it. And
Speaker 3: I think there was another one of his. I didn't
Speaker 3: realize actually how much I had buried to wear about
Speaker 3: Sean Mulleins. Shimmer was another song of his. Dawson's Creek, Yes,
Speaker 3: Dawson's Creek. That's just such two great shows is something.
Speaker 3: Dawson's Creek and Scrubs. We're into the l of the
Speaker 3: nineties plaining brilliant songs like Sean Mullins Lullaby, also Lemonheads
Speaker 3: This Morning and Len's Still My Sunshine with one another
Speaker 3: this morning l for license Plates? What happened on your
Speaker 3: driving test? Leah?
Speaker 1: Good morning, Hello, Good morning to you all.
Speaker 17: Hello, Liah, how are you?
Speaker 7: Do you know what?
Speaker 6: We're really good?
Speaker 11: Are you?
Speaker 3: Well? Lee? You're having a good week.
Speaker 17: I'm about to have a really good day today actually is?
Speaker 3: And why is that? What are you? What's waiting for
Speaker 3: you today? What is Wednesday?
Speaker 17: I'm a nurse and I'm really sort of like busy
Speaker 17: at work and it's just going to be a crazy
Speaker 17: day today, I think.
Speaker 3: And I love it. That's that excites you?
Speaker 14: It does?
Speaker 17: It does?
Speaker 10: Yes, very much?
Speaker 3: So yeah, because you're doing what you needed to do
Speaker 3: and what you love to do.
Speaker 14: Right of course?
Speaker 6: Awesome.
Speaker 3: Before there was all that, and I'm guess you could
Speaker 3: drive into what happened on your driving test Leah.
Speaker 17: So the first driving test I did back in nineteen
Speaker 17: eighty nine, I didn't pass.
Speaker 10: The first test.
Speaker 17: I went through like kind of like a stop sign.
Speaker 17: I didn't stop, kind.
Speaker 3: Of go through a stop sign.
Speaker 6: Stop before you go through it.
Speaker 3: That's no great.
Speaker 17: He told me to pull over and look behind me
Speaker 17: and he said what does that say? And I said stop?
Speaker 3: And he said what did you do?
Speaker 17: And I said not stop.
Speaker 13: It was the first one.
Speaker 8: So I went again.
Speaker 17: About three weeks later, I reseat the test. I thought, oh,
Speaker 17: I'm really confident this time.
Speaker 8: I think I'm going to do do well.
Speaker 17: So I went down to Big Roads and did my
Speaker 17: test and passed with flying colors. However, when I left
Speaker 17: the Big Roads station, I kind of like drove down
Speaker 17: the road and I thought, this is odd. How come
Speaker 17: all the traffic is coming in my direction?
Speaker 3: That is odd.
Speaker 6: That is a bit odd, isn't it.
Speaker 10: I was on.
Speaker 3: Another one of your kind of light moments, kind of
Speaker 3: like went through a stop signing kind of like went
Speaker 3: into the oncoming traffic.
Speaker 17: And I'm sorry, Victoria police, if you're listening and were listen,
Speaker 17: it's thirty years ago.
Speaker 3: You're still on their watch list. Leah, thank you, Leah,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. Give us a call and thank
Speaker 3: you doing all your amazing work. You're doing all your
Speaker 3: team as well. Anthony, come Onning, good morning, long how
Speaker 3: are we We're good? What happened on your driving test?
Speaker 18: Well we go back to nineteen ninety five. I didn't
Speaker 18: buy driving test round the streets or broad meadows. So
Speaker 18: about halfway through the test and driving straptor goes pull
Speaker 18: up beside this car and do your reverse parking. So
Speaker 18: as I started to reverse park, there was about three
Speaker 18: blokes at the on the sidewalk.
Speaker 2: Oh, you've had an audience that nightmare.
Speaker 18: I had a bit of an audience. The best thing
Speaker 18: is they had stoppings in the head chewing me on.
Speaker 6: Grab a beer, come watch the show.
Speaker 18: Yeah yeah, so I mailed the reverse parking. They gave
Speaker 18: you a big, big cheer.
Speaker 6: Ten votes are in.
Speaker 11: Yeah so yeah.
Speaker 18: But my driving instructor was a bit of a character,
Speaker 18: so it wouldn't surprise me if you've seen them here
Speaker 18: in the top. That's when you told me to repairs park.
Speaker 6: I reckon.
Speaker 3: They should do this in all driving test. They should
Speaker 3: hire out of work actors for people right from blue
Speaker 3: Healers to play trade is going left.
Speaker 2: A bit love if with people driving them, I will
Speaker 2: avoid doing a reverse pike. I would drive so far
Speaker 2: away from where we need to be.
Speaker 4: Come on, get it right.
Speaker 3: It's the best thing in the day, the best thing
Speaker 3: in the King of the drive. If you do that, Anthony, thanks,
Speaker 3: you can make the squeeze one more in before the day.
Speaker 3: And you Dino, come on and Dean, hey, you you
Speaker 3: were a good dean. What happened on your driving test.
Speaker 18: Well, it wasn't the test.
Speaker 16: It was with the instructor, probably been a week before
Speaker 16: and we were driving away and caber the can and
Speaker 16: we keep down and I ended up with the ten
Speaker 16: guys there he fell asleep.
Speaker 3: Well, you obviously a very relaxing driver.
Speaker 6: That's the company.
Speaker 21: That's what I thought.
Speaker 14: And when I when I said to him, where do
Speaker 14: we go?
Speaker 21: He said, oh where are you.
Speaker 3: Guys?
Speaker 11: Meals?
Speaker 14: So we had to turn a ready come back in, Jean.
Speaker 3: That's a great one.
Speaker 6: Thank you very much and cool.
Speaker 3: No, hey, Patty, just afore we go to your head. Guys.
Speaker 3: You know you were talking earlier about Lucy and Angelo.
Speaker 3: He taught you how to drive, and I was wondering
Speaker 3: if they're still operating. Patty mentioned Angelo from Wingoretta was
Speaker 3: a learning to her when she was on driver. I
Speaker 3: don't know if he is still teaching, but five years
Speaker 3: ago he taught both my brother and my girlfriend how
Speaker 3: to drive and they passed their tests. So stood out there.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 3: This is so powerful. It's Piggy and two Pac Trey
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Speaker 6: Yeah, playing Macaraina lost ol Rio.
Speaker 3: All right, so what we're going to talk about now
Speaker 3: are your NaNs. Next week on Commercial Road there will
Speaker 3: be a wall paint to day mural we go giving
Speaker 3: it away. We're given away three murals to you guys.
Speaker 3: You can have whatever you want up there. Last week
Speaker 3: when we asked you about what do you want on
Speaker 3: the first wall which has been painted today starts this
Speaker 3: morning on Ligon Street, the number one thing we kept
Speaker 3: hearing about from you guys was your dog. And we
Speaker 3: thought better than one dog, a load of dogs. So
Speaker 3: the Wall of Dogs get started today, be done for
Speaker 3: the weekend. You go and see it. Twenty one of
Speaker 3: the most beautiful, amazing dogs of Melbourne. Next week the
Speaker 3: Wall of NaNs. We haven't picked the NaNs, only about
Speaker 3: two or three of them. A Wall of your NaNs.
Speaker 3: Here's some entries that have come in yesterday after the
Speaker 3: show for the Wall of NaNs.
Speaker 22: Hi Christian Aiden here, I just wanted to nominate my
Speaker 22: nana for the Wall of NaNs. Her name was Margaret,
Speaker 22: but everyone else just called her Mad Mag or Mad Meg.
Speaker 22: In the clown suit. She used to dress up as
Speaker 22: a clan and go to the Royal Children's Hospital and
Speaker 22: put a smile on all the kids' faces in their
Speaker 22: times and needs. She would also dress up as a
Speaker 22: clan and go to random events for charity, including the
Speaker 22: Old Bunning Sausage Seam. She can out all these for
Speaker 22: free just to put a smile on kids' faces. I
Speaker 22: think she'd make a great addition to the Wall of
Speaker 22: NaN's agreed.
Speaker 3: I agree, mag Mad mag rip has to go on
Speaker 3: the wall. What a superstar doing that. You can imagine
Speaker 3: those poor kids and their moms and dads and her
Speaker 3: families in the situation like that. And there's a nana
Speaker 3: turning up off her own back. And also what was
Speaker 3: she doing driving there as a clown and sounds like
Speaker 3: something getting on peat dressed as the clown going down
Speaker 3: day's work, clowning around. I mean most of the clowns
Speaker 3: are just weekend clowns. This is your Monday nine to
Speaker 3: five showing up now uninvited as well, such as a funeral.
Speaker 3: It's is that a clown up?
Speaker 6: Cheering us up?
Speaker 3: Clown nan one hundred percent coming up on that wall.
Speaker 3: The clown nan, mad mag you're on the wall. Thank you, Adam.
Speaker 20: Hi Christian, this is Andrea. I just want to introduce
Speaker 20: my grandma June to you. She needs to be up
Speaker 20: on your wall. She was in the Special Operations in
Speaker 20: the Fannies during the war who would communicate with other
Speaker 20: spies behind enemy lines from London. Grandma always sure that
Speaker 20: the plates were warmed up in the oven before dishing
Speaker 20: out her home cooked meals. For heavens know how many
Speaker 20: people over the years, twenty at a time every Christmas.
Speaker 20: She was an absolute superwoman.
Speaker 3: Spine, lovelounness, spiness, and you're gonna have to help me
Speaker 3: out and that will rio.
Speaker 6: Maybe the headphone's there? What is your secret organization?
Speaker 2: That's that now worked for the fannies and it's an acronym.
Speaker 6: I don't have it on you so too, but they
Speaker 6: were What did it stand for against Nazi?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just go with that for that, I don't
Speaker 3: want to google that. What does.
Speaker 6: No one go there today?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 6: So we want to hear.
Speaker 3: About your amazing nan. Why does your nan it's got
Speaker 3: to be up on that wall. I know some of
Speaker 3: the NaNs are hearing about. They're not here anymore, but
Speaker 3: they still are. We all live on with our stories.
Speaker 3: They're those two amazing NaNs there. So whether they're here
Speaker 3: or not here, they are here and they deserve to
Speaker 3: be spoken of, celebrated, even on the phone this morning.
Speaker 3: If they don't make it on the wall, but hopefully
Speaker 3: they do make it on the wall, tell us that
Speaker 3: one thing about your name right now.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show, Podcast.
Speaker 3: Eight is in the nineties letter el Lisa Lowe and Stay.
Speaker 3: I remember breaking up with a girl in nineteen ninety four,
Speaker 3: right and listening's left song, the final single, all right,
Speaker 3: over and over again until my flat late staged a
Speaker 3: very final intervention and broke the finyl and go that's enough.
Speaker 3: Now this this has to stop, over and over again.
Speaker 3: It's not good for you and it's not good for
Speaker 3: the house, staying.
Speaker 6: I was listening to it again, she's gone.
Speaker 3: I was like, why didn't I listen to this so anymore? Oh,
Speaker 3: it's taken me back there. Maybe tomorrow on the show
Speaker 3: we should ask me what was that one song? Everyone
Speaker 3: had a song when they used to play over and
Speaker 3: over again after a breakup. It's a strange thing because
Speaker 3: in no way is it helping. But it's like an
Speaker 3: IV drip of pain.
Speaker 2: You need to wallow.
Speaker 6: It's the wallowing, that's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, So we want to hear about your
Speaker 3: amazing NaNs because we have a wall on Commercial Road
Speaker 3: next week where a load of your amazing NaNs will
Speaker 3: be going up the wall of NaNs. So he just
Speaker 3: called us up, tell us why your NaNs should be
Speaker 3: on the wall, Johnny.
Speaker 13: Christian, who are going, I'm good.
Speaker 3: So we've heard about Spiner this morning working for that
Speaker 3: serious group the f A and wise and we've heard
Speaker 3: about clown man.
Speaker 6: Who have you got first, Johnny, I've.
Speaker 13: Got tomato man, call my nan. Every every year she
Speaker 13: used to grow this bumper crop in her backyard. She
Speaker 13: had everything you could think of as the keen, his tycomers, whatever.
Speaker 13: But every year she used to grow these just enormous,
Speaker 13: steroid looking tomatoes. I reckon. The biggest one she had
Speaker 13: was almost a killer, about nine hundred grand.
Speaker 6: She made the paper h some old tim and we
Speaker 6: have a big marrow.
Speaker 21: Yes she did.
Speaker 13: And and you know, watching everyone you know, once it
Speaker 13: was all cut up and tapped into a Greek salad.
Speaker 13: She just loved watching everyone to hit her.
Speaker 3: It's a gift for everyone. For weeks.
Speaker 6: Her name, sorry was.
Speaker 3: Her name was?
Speaker 13: Her name was Fanola, so little Greek old lady she was.
Speaker 14: But not here with us anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well we need to preserve her great memory of
Speaker 3: that mega tomato.
Speaker 6: She has to go on the wall.
Speaker 13: Okay, yes, thank you so much.
Speaker 15: I really appreciate it hearing about her.
Speaker 6: Honestly, it's brilliant.
Speaker 3: We're really want whenever we see these NaNs, it's like
Speaker 3: a snapshot, not a rogues gallery. That's not what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: but where we know what we clown and we got
Speaker 3: beer Nan from yesterday. He's poured four and a half
Speaker 3: million bots in the city. It is a bit like
Speaker 3: a rogues Nan. Johnny, thank you very much for tell
Speaker 3: us about your name.
Speaker 10: She is.
Speaker 13: Thank you so much.
Speaker 6: Guys, have a good morning, pleasure.
Speaker 3: Mark, Good morning Mark.
Speaker 14: Hey, good morning Christian. How are you.
Speaker 3: We're good? So what is your name?
Speaker 14: Yeah, my name, My name's name is Pearl, and she
Speaker 14: absolutely has to be on your wall. So Pearl my
Speaker 14: name turned one hundred Back in March. We had a
Speaker 14: functions and a book for her for a birthday celebration,
Speaker 14: and on the day of that celebration, she tested positive
Speaker 14: to COVID.
Speaker 3: Get there, You get through how many wars she got through,
Speaker 3: all that, all that she's lived through, that history, and
Speaker 3: you get COVID. That is not fair.
Speaker 14: Yeah, well, look we've paid for the function, sener and
Speaker 14: all the food. So we thought, hey, what the hell,
Speaker 14: We're just going to go ahead and we're going to
Speaker 14: celebrate name with her.
Speaker 6: One hundred years.
Speaker 3: She survived three lovers like that, all carving up the wheel.
Speaker 14: You think she's going to make it, but she's actually
Speaker 14: one hundred years old. She's actually had COVID twice. Still
Speaker 14: kicking along. She's got to be on your wall.
Speaker 3: I reckon she has. She's the COVID denier.
Speaker 6: She's too powerful. She's too powerful. She loves cod.
Speaker 3: Mark. That's great, Thank you very much for that. They
Speaker 3: squeezing one last one before the news.
Speaker 6: Nikki.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Hello, Nikki, Welcome to the show. Tell us
Speaker 3: about your Nan.
Speaker 10: Well, I've read you've got tomato man, I can do better.
Speaker 10: I've got hip hop man.
Speaker 3: All right, we're all it is.
Speaker 6: Tell us about hip hop Nan.
Speaker 10: Okay. Her hip hop name was Dollar ninety ninety ninety
Speaker 10: because she was ninety years old when she started doing.
Speaker 18: Hip hop dancing.
Speaker 3: Never too late, are you.
Speaker 10: So they went to the World Hip Hop Championships in
Speaker 10: Las Vegas.
Speaker 6: She did at the Community Center or oh.
Speaker 10: No, no, no no, this was full on.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 10: They were the oldest group to perform.
Speaker 3: I say, I mean, it's like a veteran version of
Speaker 3: eight Mile Eminem's NaN's now doing it. You know, it's
Speaker 3: not a prequel, it's a late late sequel.
Speaker 10: So they had a musician in New Zealand who actually
Speaker 10: did music for them, so created their own original music
Speaker 10: for them to dance to. Yep, they have a DVD
Speaker 10: and they were called the Hip Operation Crew.
Speaker 3: Like hip hop. Yeah, I'll put the hip out of.
Speaker 10: They had black hoodies, they had bling, they had they
Speaker 10: wire basketball.
Speaker 3: People had blink. They've been they've been bling happy forever.
Speaker 10: These were like big nicklass like.
Speaker 6: They used them as weapons as well.
Speaker 10: Yes, they did yees.
Speaker 6: Bloods and then the worst kinds, the grands.
Speaker 10: They also went to Taiwan to the Festival of the
Speaker 10: Aging and they were the only non Asian group to
Speaker 10: be invited.
Speaker 3: Interesting like a guest exhibited the zoo from overseas. Nikki
Speaker 3: hip hop eighty dollars whatever she's called hip hop Nan
Speaker 3: has to go up there.
Speaker 10: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I can see it now.
Speaker 2: The Nan, the hoodie, the bling, the mic, the game signs,
Speaker 2: throwing up with the fingers has to go.
Speaker 3: On the wall, on the wall, one hundred percent. Nikki,
Speaker 3: thank you for letting us know about her. That's a
Speaker 3: brilliant one.
Speaker 10: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: I could tell her that mean somewhu to you. Is
Speaker 3: she still around now?
Speaker 10: No, she's been going a year and a half.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry to hear that. Oh well, well yeah, oh well,
Speaker 3: I hope it still brings you and the family some
Speaker 3: joy seeing her up on the wall. But she's definitely
Speaker 3: going up there.
Speaker 10: Oh look, if you if you're Google, hit the hip
Speaker 10: Operation Crew twenty thirteen, Las Vegas. You'll see the performance.
Speaker 3: I've got them in that group. F A n Y
Speaker 3: human Resources want to see me at nine und the
Speaker 3: red flags on today's show. Your research still research all
Speaker 3: old people though in those tabs. All right, Nikki, we're
Speaker 3: be in touch. She's on the wall. Okay, thank you
Speaker 3: for letting us know about her.
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Speaker 2: It's true, hundred percent true.
Speaker 3: You were conceived Plantation iron It's a long story on
Speaker 3: the raft. Don't come and I'm kidding it.
Speaker 6: The rasts are rocking. This is amazing.
Speaker 3: Right next to where we got married. For the wedding photos,
Speaker 3: I sat on the raft from the movie Gustaway with
Speaker 3: Wilson as one of the guests. That is great mouth.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. All right, So as always, you
Speaker 3: give us a call, tell us your weakest claim to fame.
Speaker 3: More of us have got a very shabby, shoddy week
Speaker 3: claim to fame than a really great one. We want
Speaker 3: to celebrate those every week nine four one four one
Speaker 3: o four three.
Speaker 6: John's up first.
Speaker 3: Today, John, good Christian. There we go, John, what is
Speaker 3: your weakest claim to fame?
Speaker 11: My mum used to catch the bus to school with
Speaker 11: Barry Crocker.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I mean, what a school trip that must
Speaker 3: have been with a young Barry Crockery.
Speaker 11: He was. He used to work on Myers in Geelong apparently,
Speaker 11: and he used to look after on the web for
Speaker 11: school and make sure she didn't get off the wrong
Speaker 11: stop or something, or he did.
Speaker 2: The neighbours theme is that right? Is that Barry Crockett.
Speaker 11: Original neighbors the same Christian which I know you'd be into.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he must have made a few quid from that
Speaker 3: huge theme June this week, So much money from that.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 3: What a great one involving Barry. We've never had a
Speaker 3: Barry Krockett and I hope we get more Barry krociss
Speaker 3: from this moment on with I hope you've opened up
Speaker 3: a portal now for more Barry Crockett stories.
Speaker 6: John, that's a great one. I send you price.
Speaker 3: Thanks you cool. Thanks man, Kate didn't know we're going
Speaker 3: to get that this morning. Barry Crockert's story, How we
Speaker 3: got here?
Speaker 21: Chris Christian here are you going?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good. Welcome to the show, Christoph. And what's
Speaker 3: your weakest claim to fame? Mate?
Speaker 21: Well, I was in the early eighties. I was the
Speaker 21: Shivron and it was a Sunday night. I was having
Speaker 21: a few drinks and at the bar with the girl
Speaker 21: friend and I turned to the lift and there was
Speaker 21: meat Loafe.
Speaker 11: He was at the bar.
Speaker 21: And he was just standing there and I had to
Speaker 21: talk with him because I said, mate, it's the best
Speaker 21: album that came out of the seventies and I know
Speaker 21: every word to it. And he said, thank you very much.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 21: He continued. He continued to continued to drink.
Speaker 7: The beer.
Speaker 4: You held another one?
Speaker 3: No, if you don't want it, body melt want to
Speaker 3: be next to me here. That's a great one, Chris,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much your story. Let's go to who
Speaker 3: we got here? Brenda Brandom. Yeah, I'm going to Brandon.
Speaker 3: What's your weakest clean to fame?
Speaker 14: Early this year, at a Bali charity golf event, I
Speaker 14: outthrove Nick Raywold.
Speaker 6: Wow, that's some big talk.
Speaker 3: You know, what did you really was that one of
Speaker 3: those stories is a big guy, very athletic guy, big wins.
Speaker 6: He's a lot of power in there.
Speaker 14: Pocket Rocket, get out.
Speaker 19: I doubt this.
Speaker 6: I'm called him.
Speaker 3: Bs. No you call up and shame a great man
Speaker 3: of that trying to throw shade on rue. No way, no, no, yes, no,
Speaker 3: it's not called Wednesday, Bs.
Speaker 6: It happened a child. It happened the pocket Rocket. You
Speaker 6: learn a go for called the pocket Rocket?
Speaker 17: No?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 6: What is your weakness claim to fame?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Anna here, Anna, Hello, Hello, welcome to
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 6: Thanks to calling.
Speaker 15: Thank you, Anna.
Speaker 3: What have you got for us? Down? What is your
Speaker 3: weakest clean to fame? Mate?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 9: My weakest claim to same is Kyli Minogue came to
Speaker 9: a party at my house.
Speaker 6: Oh this is this is a big who.
Speaker 9: Yes, a long time ago, nineteen eighty four, just before
Speaker 9: she hit the screens on Neighbors. She was famous sin
Speaker 9: as Danny Minogue's sister, and Danny was really big and
Speaker 9: young talent time, and I was having a party to
Speaker 9: go away overseas and somebody I knew was going out
Speaker 9: with Danny Minogue's sister and she was coming to our party.
Speaker 3: So how have you are? You're thrown a party to
Speaker 3: go overseas. Back in the eighties, that was a big deal.
Speaker 9: I was going. I was going to be an exchange student,
Speaker 9: so I was where do you go? I went to Malaysia?
Speaker 3: Oh cool? And so how long was kydie there? Can
Speaker 3: you remember any of it? Was all those stories as
Speaker 3: a very distant memory.
Speaker 9: It's nearly forty years ago. She was very small and
Speaker 9: very quiet.
Speaker 8: Younger's been small.
Speaker 15: I don't think she got any bigger at the party.
Speaker 9: She's quiet. She didn't talk to anyone, she said in
Speaker 9: the darkest part of the.
Speaker 3: Sadness, she was in the shade of her sister Danny
Speaker 3: story from shade to.
Speaker 5: She would have been at Camberwell High at that time.
Speaker 3: Let's go, Dave.
Speaker 5: I believe she would have been at school.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, she would have been, because she's younger than me,
Speaker 9: but not by much so and I was seventeen, so yes,
Speaker 9: well she would have been.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that you did that. So we get a
Speaker 3: timeline here, and I.
Speaker 5: Bet she had like a bubble skirt on and lace
Speaker 5: gloves or something.
Speaker 9: I think she might have had those sort of high
Speaker 9: waisted you know, LEVI five oh one?
Speaker 6: Yeah, what does she what shoes did she pair that with?
Speaker 3: I don't know, like brogues?
Speaker 9: I think was the go then.
Speaker 6: Awesome an, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: She came. Have a good day.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 7: Yes, hello, how are you?
Speaker 6: I'm good?
Speaker 1: Da?
Speaker 6: What is your weakest going to find for us?
Speaker 7: Well, this is going back a few years when I
Speaker 7: was playing competition tennis, just locally. No, no, it was
Speaker 7: the Early Park Tennis Club.
Speaker 6: Then it's one of the three.
Speaker 7: And I played against Pat Casher's mom all day and
Speaker 7: that's my only claim to fame. But yeah, she she
Speaker 7: was our pet. Bought this for me, and Pat.
Speaker 3: Bought that.
Speaker 6: And return myself.
Speaker 3: How you go?
Speaker 7: Well, I won't I beat her by ten games, so
Speaker 7: she wouldn't, but she wouldn't come.
Speaker 2: In scoring systems. Nick Revot drove longer than.
Speaker 3: Him, claims today, Randa, we love that with Sandya Price.
Speaker 3: You really made us laugh today.
Speaker 14: Thank you, oh, thank you.
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Speaker 3: on the way to school, listening to the show often unreluctantly.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter. Sometimes it's like eating your greens. You
Speaker 3: don't know what's good for your kids. You'll thank us
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Speaker 6: That's so much fun.
Speaker 2: I love the jingles.
Speaker 3: It's almost too exciting, isn't it? Every day? What factually today?
Speaker 3: Pointing at things in your hard hats, guys. And it's
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Speaker 3: I'm going to miss it Saturday. A bit emotional already
Speaker 3: that we're not going to hear any more of it all.
Speaker 6: But anyway, that's now.
Speaker 3: What about the future? Tomorrow morning live on the school Run,
Speaker 3: Let's get to speak to and meet our future leaders. Yes,
Speaker 3: they're being ferry to school right now, right now. The
Speaker 3: future leader of this country, for sure, it's going to
Speaker 3: be one of our junior listeners. No bozo who's been
Speaker 3: forced to listen to Nova or Fox is going to
Speaker 3: amount to anything.
Speaker 2: They'll never make it.
Speaker 3: In fact, ninety nine point nine percent of criminals who
Speaker 3: are at behind bars right now listen to Fox and Nova.
Speaker 3: These are just hard facts. Make of them what you know.
Speaker 3: So tomorrow kids call in. It's time for us to
Speaker 3: get to know our future leaders. The real reason I'm
Speaker 3: doing this. Be nice to them now, Fable taxpoaks us
Speaker 3: to come.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when we're pinching it right when.
Speaker 3: We really need that. We remember young William when the
Speaker 3: little brat called us. So tomorrow morning, future leaders, you
Speaker 3: call this show up on four one four one, four
Speaker 3: to three. Do you say, Christian, it is I William,
Speaker 3: future leader Christian when I'm in charge of Australia.
Speaker 6: And then you tell us what would be the one
Speaker 6: thing you can do?
Speaker 3: You're the leader. You can pass a new law, what
Speaker 3: would you want to make compulsory? You can ban something,
Speaker 3: whatever it is. We just want to know what one
Speaker 3: thing would you do? Future leaders on the score run
Speaker 3: right now, have a think and nothing else to do
Speaker 3: at school today when you're staying out the window wondering when.
Speaker 6: Will you grow up?
Speaker 3: The you don't have to do any more of this
Speaker 3: it's ninety nine points of some of my schools. I
Speaker 3: was staring out the window. So Future Leaders tomorrow morning,
Speaker 3: we want to hear from you. At ten past eight
Speaker 3: on nine four one four, one oh four to three,
Speaker 3: call us up to say Christian, Hi, Karen, Future Leader.
Speaker 3: Here's the one thing I do if I was in
Speaker 3: charge of Australia. We really want to hear what your
Speaker 3: ideas are. I worry that some of the people that
Speaker 3: are running this weekend might actually steal.
Speaker 11: Some of them.
Speaker 6: But anyway, Future Leaders corner tomorrow, we want to say hi.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: The time Wasted today is to do with National Vegetarian Week.
Speaker 3: According to taste dot Com, that aye where we get
Speaker 3: all our good prep Australia's top five most hated vegetables.
Speaker 3: Russell sprouts at number one.
Speaker 5: Irussels sprout No, yeah, no, no, that pass is right.
Speaker 3: You can do some good snow with them at Christmas.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you almonds and basically you have to take
Speaker 3: awat and bacon.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right, you can.
Speaker 3: You've got to own some stuffing in there as well,
Speaker 3: basically stuff that overpowers the foul FuG acidic sprouts I'll
Speaker 3: give it another got.
Speaker 6: Choke at number two.
Speaker 3: I think that's worse than a sprout celery at number three,
Speaker 3: celery is the pubic air? Yes, so well put no
Speaker 3: it is, it's on the plate. I'm sending it back going.
Speaker 3: How did this get on that? Agree? Beach shooting number four?
Speaker 3: I just got into beat roots. I don't mind beachroots.
Speaker 3: They think at forty nine they entry it's cabbage.
Speaker 5: I like all of those things.
Speaker 3: Lovely good to know that too. I can not date
Speaker 3: her Dosia.
Speaker 7: We have.
Speaker 3: What you want about Patsy, but she loves cabbage, beetroot
Speaker 3: salary artitude sprouts. Now time to producers and a blinder here.
Speaker 3: He's been having a great show. He's going, hey, listen,
Speaker 3: I know we're doing this thing on the time waster
Speaker 3: for National Vegetarian Week. I'll get some appropriate music for it.
Speaker 11: Ah.
Speaker 3: He's put a six minute version of this up.
Speaker 1: Hot Potato, Hot Potato's.
Speaker 6: Vegetarian is this?
Speaker 10: Is this?
Speaker 3: The vegetarians, they're always that well known staple of a
Speaker 3: vegetarians die. They love a spots they're always killing up?
Speaker 3: Aren't they more worse some spots for us vegetarians?
Speaker 4: Sat?
Speaker 3: There you go vegetarians. There's your song, your potato, hot potato.
Speaker 6: He's put six.
Speaker 3: I remember that you're right in there today.
Speaker 6: I know you're a late night going that movie last week.
Speaker 6: Bounce around all over the shop in there.
Speaker 3: I can't. That's the sort of thing they play terrorists
Speaker 3: to make them talk, isn't it to mobile six minute?
Speaker 11: You're like the Wiggles.
Speaker 6: You have dammage, features, sary arty, choke sprouts.
Speaker 3: It's enough for me today, all right, vegetarian bands? Is
Speaker 3: the time wastetuff, no chap posts today, So rio looking
Speaker 3: after marking The Human Leak eighties band, The Human Leak.
Speaker 3: Don't you want me? Baby? The Human is good?
Speaker 2: That's still a plus.
Speaker 6: Bruce Spring Greens.
Speaker 3: Is that good?
Speaker 2: I think it's good.
Speaker 3: So on the nose. Another great rock band here Death let.
Speaker 2: Us still from Winers. We're going down.
Speaker 3: There's a rapper now, yeah, yeah, miss Elliott. She's a vegetarian.
Speaker 3: That's right, she's Miss Elliot and she's singing, gets your leak.
Speaker 2: On a two, very very good gold plus.
Speaker 3: Another rapper now yeah with Miso Elliott. That's right. Garden
Speaker 3: p Daddy, Oh some lovely garden peace frozen, Yes please
Speaker 3: Silver plus Me is an amazing rock band, aren't they?
Speaker 3: Oh yes, say you'll love monk beans, that's right.
Speaker 6: And they also love mus.
Speaker 2: Lely's vegetarian would music.
Speaker 6: They love it.
Speaker 3: It's not a meeting while they're munching on a bottle.
Speaker 6: Hold you know they're listening to Potato.
Speaker 3: Doesn't even fit the break mark that down?
Speaker 6: R that Gold Wait, it's not here?
Speaker 7: Is it?
Speaker 5: Come back?
Speaker 3: Some great seventies and eighties soul and funk right now?
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 6: Celebrate good times with Kale on the game.
Speaker 3: It's the silvereh somewhere.
Speaker 6: There, all right, whatever you go them vegetarian bands.
Speaker 2: We've heard him on the show today. It's beat Loaf,
Speaker 2: isn't Michael Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sadly for that?
Speaker 6: Yes, Bronze.
Speaker 2: Headlining. Next to beat Life is Peance.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, bonus for Pea based Watson. I've randomly decided
Speaker 3: gold plus.
Speaker 2: He's a double threat. It's David for Laffelhoff.
Speaker 3: Terrible song only.
Speaker 6: Pop here in Germany, Bronze.
Speaker 2: Night and one last one? Uh good shallatt Chalotte?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, marks down for this pronunciation.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast to down the time waste.
Speaker 3: On National Vegetarian Wee we're looking for your vegetarian bands.
Speaker 3: Imagine as a festival, veggie Fest. Oh this just sounds
Speaker 3: so great, doesn't it? A stage made out of recycled
Speaker 3: compost veg He saw the veggie patch mung bean shoes wrong. Now,
Speaker 3: just before you start marketing, one additional one. First time ever,
Speaker 3: Missus O'Connell has entered the time waste. I've only been
Speaker 3: struggling here for four years, thanks her being a team member.
Speaker 3: Mark as fairly as she would the others. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: I promise you, I promise you. Okay, So vegetarian bands
Speaker 3: from Missus O'Connell tofu Fighters.
Speaker 2: That's gold a billion.
Speaker 4: It just scared of billion.
Speaker 6: I do not believe you need to come on. I
Speaker 6: can be scared.
Speaker 2: It's wrong.
Speaker 6: You're free, you don't need to be scared.
Speaker 3: All right, let's mardo vegetarian bands for veggie Fest. The
Speaker 3: pgs good Gold, World done, d C. Raddish against the Machine,
Speaker 3: well not quite born, Bob Barley. I like the simplicity
Speaker 3: of well known Kirsty Roberts, Crosby Stills and mash Silver
Speaker 3: imagine dragon fruit.
Speaker 2: I am, and it's a silver.
Speaker 3: Tough luck Mandy Jeff you didn't send anything else in
Speaker 3: You just sent me a text saying, Jeff, that's silver, yes,
Speaker 3: rick spring Onion silver, Lentil skinner silver plus, twisted spinach silver,
Speaker 3: Batman turnip, oh drive.
Speaker 6: Oh clever god, JB.
Speaker 3: Cabbage garden, very good, gold plus, Robert eggplant gold, Rubarbara
Speaker 3: streisand oh that's my faith, intricate, intricate gold plus. Yeah,
Speaker 3: world done, Matthew, that's very good. I've gotta get the
Speaker 3: pronunciation right on this.
Speaker 6: Nicki cabaj.
Speaker 3: Now, Nicki minaj, Nicki.
Speaker 2: Cabage gold double plus.
Speaker 3: Might use that as a next dome of masks for
Speaker 3: a brand new password for an online thing.
Speaker 6: Niki cabage, we should blame more.
Speaker 3: Ni now we should have nickel beats, silver, kid broccoli, good,
Speaker 3: gold guns and rhubarb.
Speaker 6: That's enough rubarb once.
Speaker 3: Now one is a nuns.
Speaker 6: All right, Tomorrow's show today.
Speaker 3: When we return tomorrow morning, Brian EARLEI at six am.
Speaker 3: We had to pause it today otherwise no building weren't
Speaker 3: being done in this great city. It all kicked off
Speaker 3: a civil war on the phones between trade's and I
Speaker 3: simply asked them who on the site is the strongest
Speaker 3: and works the hardest. They were bickering with each other.
Speaker 3: They were unified in one thing. They do not like Sparky.
Speaker 2: They were enemy number one.
Speaker 3: We had to move on after someone's mum who has
Speaker 3: two Sparky's son, was defending her two Sparky sons.
Speaker 6: I'm the man on the radio.
Speaker 3: Do you tell it?
Speaker 11: Mom?
Speaker 3: Tomorrow we go back to part two, Trades a war.
Speaker 3: Who is the toughest? Who is the king of all
Speaker 3: the trades? Is it the riggers? Is it the diggers?
Speaker 6: Who are the ones who said they were tougher than
Speaker 6: the riggers?
Speaker 2: The Steelys?
Speaker 4: Is that something?
Speaker 3: The Steelies? That's right, that's tomorrow morning. Also, it is
Speaker 3: the last school. We've heard some so many great nands today, spinance.
Speaker 3: We've heard from beer nance, clown nance. Tomorrow is the
Speaker 3: final countdown? Make that the thing for the Grand countdown
Speaker 3: ain't gonna work. That's something. Anyway, we carry this on
Speaker 3: in immediate answer several ways to fall apart.
Speaker 2: It's the Grand count the grand finish.
Speaker 6: It's it's the final countdown. It's the final nan down.
Speaker 3: It's the final nann No no anyway, what I'm saying
Speaker 3: is is the final countdown Tomorrow last school by nine
Speaker 3: am tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Oh, nance must have been accounted for.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow. No, I just need to tell us why your
Speaker 3: nan needs to go up on the wall. Next week
Speaker 3: we're doing a mural half nance. Why don't I just
Speaker 3: start with that? Ye wasted a minute half of everyone's
Speaker 3: time the final countdown tomorrow show.
Speaker 6: Okay and after hearing about.
Speaker 3: Meet Low sat next to you at a bar. You
Speaker 3: have you seen a star at the bar? And we
Speaker 3: welcome our future overlords and leaders on the show tomorrow
Speaker 3: during the school run somewhere in there as a show.
Speaker 3: Bye Bye.
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