WEBVTT - MAFS Uncut - The low down with Booka Nile 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:05.800 Mate. I was shook, as I was likely. I did 0:00:05.880 --> 0:00:08.520 not believe what I just seen. I was like, did 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:12.120 that just happen? What has gone on? Everyone was stunned. 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:22.440 Hi, guys, and welcome back to another episode of Live Uncut. 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:24.520 I'm Laura and I'm Brittany. 0:00:24.360 --> 0:00:26.360 And it's good to be here, isn't it? 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:30.080 Just My favorite part about the podcast is as soon 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:31.920 as we do our intro, one of us looks at 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:33.279 the other and they're like, where do we go? 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:35.240 What do we do? It's like, this is our one 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:38.120 hundredth and thirteenth episode and we still do not know what. 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:39.159 I'm going to correct you. 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:40.560 I think we're actually up to like one hundred and 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:42.080 twenty six now, and escales quickly. 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:45.120 Oh that's true, So I was only counting season two. 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:47.519 We've been around for a while, guys. This is not 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:50.720 our first rodeo, even though it's like it might sound 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:53.320 like it is exactly So, Okay, I'm going to tell 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:55.160 you guys what we have in store for you today. 0:00:55.920 --> 0:01:00.240 Something we've been talking about on literally every single episode 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:02.760 for the past X amount of months is married at 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:04.800 First Sight, and we've been talking about the editing and 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:07.480 the production and the gas ladding and the toxic relationships 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:11.040 and what not to do, the absolute dumpster fire. Once again, 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:14.000 that is Maths. But we do have someone from mass 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:15.800 on the podcast today and they are going to be 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:18.200 telling us the inns, the outs, the down and the 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:21.160 dirty of this season that's just passed, and that is Booker. 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:22.959 So we're going to sit down with Booker today and 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:26.320 she was really open and vulnerable and she didn't really 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:28.120 hold back on some of the things that I thought 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:30.240 maybe she wouldn't be able to share with us. So 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:32.679 she's really telling us a lot of the editing and 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:35.839 producer side of questions, which both Britt and I find 0:01:35.920 --> 0:01:39.119 really interesting coming from a Bachelor. 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:41.960 Background, and it actually surprisingly did differ a lot from 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:45.119 the Bachelor, which I found really interesting. But we didn't 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:47.120 shy away from what we asked her. We did ask 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:50.200 the hard questions. We asked about Bryce, we asked about beck, 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:53.440 we asked about Melissa. So it's a really really interesting chat. 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:56.520 But Laura, before we do that, we want to tell 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:59.280 you guys about something that we read this week and 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:02.080 we just I thought it was absolutely hilarious. There's a 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:05.360 part of me that's like, well played. Bravo then there's 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:07.520 another part of me that's like, what the fuck you 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:08.480 actually crazy? Man? 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:10.359 There is a man in Japan. 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:18.440 Who has thirty five plus girlfriends, all simultaneously, purely, purely 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:20.680 for the fact, not for sex, not for anything else. 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:24.720 He told every single girlfriend that he had a different birthday, 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:26.560 So we must have kept a spreadsheet for who he 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:28.920 told for what birthday, so that he would get really 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:32.680 expensive gifts from them. And this sounds funny, but he's 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:37.240 actually just been charged with fraud. Because the man has 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:40.320 gotten something like twenty thousand dollars worth of gifts out 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:41.280 of these poor women. 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:44.480 It's actually wild. So what happened was that the women 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:47.320 had somehow found out we don't know exactly how one 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:48.880 or two of them or twenty of them had found 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:51.280 out about the others, but it had come to their 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:55.320 knowledge that this guy, his name is Takashi Miagawa, he's 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:58.640 thirty nine years old, and these women came together and 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:01.520 started at victims are so to try and uncover if 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:03.800 there was any more of them that had been targeted 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:06.080 by him. So in total there was thirty five women. 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:10.080 They went to the police and he's been criminally charged 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:12.720 for defrauding these women out of birthday presents, which just 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:15.520 sounds wild, and I know it sounds funny, but in 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:18.720 the same sense, I'm actually kind of happy that the 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:21.760 police took these women seriously and was like, no, that's 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:24.200 a really shit bloke and he deserves to be charged 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:27.000 for something. The police at the moment are kind of like, 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:28.400 we don't know what we're. 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:29.000 Charging him for. 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:31.680 We think it's fraud. It's all very up in the 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:34.160 air for what the allegations and what criminal charges he 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:37.080 may face, but this is it. He's been arrested. 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:39.720 I thought my ex was bad having eight on the 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:42.120 go at once, but this guy having thirty five. Can 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:44.640 you imagine how organized you need to be. You need 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:47.920 to have spreadsheets, powerpoints, you need to have everything in 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:50.640 order in your house. Is he bringing them like logistically? 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:51.360 How does his work? 0:03:51.400 --> 0:03:54.200 Is he bringing them back to his apartment? How does 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:57.680 he have nothing personal from every single woman's that he's dating? 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:00.600 Okay, but also who is even meeting third five women? 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:03.000 Like all thirty five men, there are not thirty five 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:05.560 eligible men that I could date in any one time, 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:07.520 So how is he meeting thirty five women to date? 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:09.600 I mean, we're having to laugh about it. But people 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:11.800 like this, they are predators. They're praying on people that 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:14.200 are vulnerable and praying on people that you know, have 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:16.040 a lot of love to give, and I are looking 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:18.719 for that. So what this man was doing, which is 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:21.960 classic behavior, as soon as he met these women, he 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:24.480 knew that they were all people looking for relationships, so 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:28.400 he started to promise quite early on marriage and things 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:30.479 that he was looking for this serious relationship. So he 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:33.480 was luring them into a false sense of security from 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:35.080 day one. Then he would just drop that at his 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:35.720 birthday and that. 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:36.640 This is what he wanted. 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:38.440 It's ridiculous. 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:40.480 You're so right, and I think, like it's one thing 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:42.760 to sit here and laugh, like the article is funny. 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:45.480 The article is in Daily Mail. We shouldn't promote them 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:47.560 because we hate them, but anyway, it's in Daily Mail. 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:49.640 But I did look at other news sources and there 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:52.000 are many many other new sites that have reported on this, 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:55.680 and obviously the news articles of themselves are taking a 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:57.440 bit of a comical stance. But what the guy has 0:04:57.480 --> 0:05:00.000 done is so shit, and we all know anyone who's 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:03.480 been misled in a relationship does feel like, okay, there 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:06.359 needs to be some accountability here. And very rarely is 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:09.320 there ever any accountability or very rarely does anyone ever 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:11.480 have to own up to the fact that they've lied 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:14.280 and misled. But the thing that is wild to me 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:16.920 is that if this happened in Sydney, three quarters of 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:19.240 the population of men would be down at the Downy 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:21.600 Center right now. That'd all be charged. The amount of 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:23.720 men that I've dated who have had multiple women on 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:25.440 going at the goal at the same time and have 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:29.240 also made a lot of promises. Yeah, I feel victimized. 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:31.760 Well, I feel like we know what his love languages. Anyways, 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:36.320 it's like one hundred gifts. This man does not need 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:38.640 to unpack. There is no acts of service. Ain't doing 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:41.240 it for him. He wants a Louis Vuitton Walllet okay, 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:43.040 let me tell you something that I do want to 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:46.240 talk about something quickly that in this chat today with 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:49.920 Booker from Married at First Sight, Laura, I don't know 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:54.000 how you felt. I got quite nostalgic, and I got 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:56.039 like all these feelings when she was talking about the 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:58.400 production and the behind the scenes and the feelings with 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:01.479 the producers and you know, walking down the aisle, and 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:04.640 I got taken back to my first night of the Bachelor, 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:07.360 and in all honesty, I've got nothing but good memories. 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:10.400 And I got really like nostalgic for that time, realizing 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:13.400 that it really was like this one opportunity, in this 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:16.080 one crazy experience that we lived and we'll never get 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:18.320 to live again. Did you get emotional or is it 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:20.840 just that I'm off the pill again and my hollmost crazy. 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:24.400 I'm breastfeeding. My hormones are also wild as whack, But no, 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:27.640 I feel exactly the same. One of the things that 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:29.920 I think coming off the back of reality TV show 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.839 is that reality TV shows in its entirety get a 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:35.599 really bad rap and everyone says, oh my god, never apply, 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:37.360 never do it. You don't know how you're going to 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:40.120 get edited. But at the end of the day, I 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:42.240 look at our lives and I look at so many 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:44.640 other people who have gone and done reality TV, and 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:48.120 I think it is truly a life changing experience. It 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:50.640 changed my life completely. I have a fiance and two 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:53.160 children out of going on Like what the hell is 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:55.400 that I have a whole family because I went on 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:57.800 a reality TV show. I definitely never would have thought that. 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:00.600 This is my kind of advice to you guys out there, 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:02.279 and I'm not going to say everybody should go and 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:04.760 sign up for reality TV. It takes a very specific 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:06.840 type of person who's. 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:07.960 A specific type of crazy. 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:11.320 But you also have to have a really strong sense 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:13.280 of self and you have to have a really thick skin, 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:15.760 not an inflated sense of your own ego. I'm not 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:18.200 saying that, you know it's a narcissistic thing to go 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:20.360 on and do reality TV. You just have to be 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:23.760 confident and comfortable that even if people don't like you, 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:26.040 your sense of self worth doesn't lie within what other 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:28.400 people think of you. I think that's a really important thing. 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:31.720 But if you do feel confident and you have had 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:33.960 the thought, maybe I want to apply for reality TV, 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:36.640 don't just be scared off by what other people say 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:38.120 about it, because you know, Brita and I are here 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:40.040 and we can both vouch for the fact that we 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:42.880 both had really wonderful experiences. And even though at sometimes 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:45.360 it was one of the most challenging things I have 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:49.360 ever done in my entire life, it fundamentally changed me 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:51.520 as a person. Like it's pushed me and pulled me 0:07:51.520 --> 0:07:53.560 into different directions in my life that I never thought 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:56.200 it would. It's made me really front up to some 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:59.120 things about myself that I don't think I had fully realized, 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:01.520 especially the actually because it makes you be super emotional 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:04.640 and talk about your feelings on national TV, and I 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:07.840 felt so nostalgic listening to Booker speaks. I was like, God, 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:09.920 that I was a good time in my life, and 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:12.080 I meant to say that to your best days about 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:13.160 LAB I meant. 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:14.520 To say to you when we hung up the phone 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:17.520 from Booker after the interview, because we interviewed her yesterday, 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:20.960 Guys one day in advance, purely for scheduling, but it 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:22.480 was the first time in ages I've thought about it, 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:24.240 because I don't often think of my time back on 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:26.840 The Bachelor. And I know that sounds crazy, because you know, 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:29.160 we are together every day, Laura and I, and we 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:30.960 do have this podcast and it was a huge part 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:33.560 of our life, and I know on the podcast over 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:37.120 the years we have a solid laugh at the Bachelor 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:40.640 production what goes on behind the scenes. But I honestly 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:43.160 have nothing bad to say about my experience, and I 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:45.280 really wanted to reiterate that because Yesterda, I got all 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:47.440 these feels and I was like, fuck, imagine if I 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:49.480 went on now I would be I don't know how 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:51.080 I would be edited because I would be crying in 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.600 every single episode. Now I'd be like a whole different human. 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:56.839 But you're in touch with your feelings. After doing this 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:59.640 podcast for so long, you are a new and well 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:01.280 connect did a rounded human. 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:02.520 I'm an emotional train rate. 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:06.120 This fucking podcast has driven me into the ground of 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:06.920 broken mows. 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:09.839 But guys, before we get into that, you know, we 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:13.679 do our favorite segment, which is Accidentally Unfiltered. 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:16.040 We wanted to keep this intro short and sharp because 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:18.360 we do have a great, great interview for you guys today, 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:20.480 and you know, if you have watched reality TV and 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:22.480 you want to know a little bit more about the 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:25.040 production side of things and like how much of it 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:28.199 is manipulated and scheduled and how much of the conversation 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:29.719 is forced, and I think this is going to be 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:32.640 a really eye opening interview for you. But yes, Accidently 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:36.520 Unfiltered it's where you guys share your most embarrassing stories. 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:39.079 We read them out, we all have a laugh together 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:43.559 at you guys. You can go, sir, do you want 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:46.960 me to go first? Outrop In mind, BRIT's been laughing 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:49.439 about her accidently unfiltered since the second we sat down. 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:51.520 So I'm so excited to hear this one. Guys. 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:54.240 We often read your accidentally unfiltered, and I want you 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:57.000 guys to know we can't physically respond to all of 0:09:57.040 --> 0:09:59.440 your messages because we do get thousands of them, but 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:01.600 we do them all. So just know that if we've 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:04.400 left you on scene, we have seen it. But this 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:05.559 one I read it and I had to. 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:07.640 And if we have left you and read, we're not 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:10.120 ourseholes either. We're trying to get back to everyone. Heause 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:17.240 read not read. This is why I love Laura. 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:21.200 I keep leaving all these people on read, but I 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:22.960 actually rode straight back to this girl and I was 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:24.960 just like fucking dead, like thank you for writing that. 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:27.679 I just really felt for her. It comes from overseas, 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:29.680 which I also love. She's come all the way from 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:33.280 Switzerland with this story. Girls, bear with me. This is 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:35.520 a semi longish one. This happened to me a couple 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:37.840 of years ago. I met this guy who works for 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:40.360 one of my favorite bands at a concert. We stayed 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:43.200 in touch after that. Fast forward a couple of months. 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:45.520 He happened to be in Switzerland for work and he 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:48.640 wanted to meet up. Fyi, I'm from Switzerland. I didn't 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:49.640 just fly over for a date. 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:49.920 Loll. 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:53.240 That's good girl. Anyway, he really wanted to go to 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:56.440 this luxurious bar place in Zurich, which I could never 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:59.480 even afford. But as if I was going to say no, 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:02.400 I was already super nervous because I hadn't seen him 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:05.800 in months, and also spending my first date with him 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:08.280 in a bikini, well it's not really my exact idea 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:11.800 of a perfect first date. Arriving in Zurich, I realized 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:13.960 that I had forgot my bikini, so I had to 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:16.240 buy one at the train station, which, of course you 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:18.280 can imagine, didn't work out that well. 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:19.559 The fit was terrible. 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:23.199 We eventually made it to this really super fancy, luxurious, 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:25.800 high end spa and it was my time to shine 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:27.240 in my new bikini. 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:31.120 In my twenty dollars service station bikini, I've just died. 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:35.080 So we both got changed and then I walked towards him, 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:37.280 trying to look really hot. But the floor was so 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:40.079 freaking slippery, so of course I slipped, and what. 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:40.840 A fall it was. 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:42.920 My legs were up in the air, I fell on 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:45.839 my bump and somehow someone had spilt the water all 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:47.440 over the floor. I managed to. 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:52.720 Slide three meters into a sunbed head first. It was 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:55.679 dead silent after that, and everyone was staring at me. 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:58.200 I laughed it off, because you know what else can 0:11:58.240 --> 0:12:01.480 a girl do. I got up suggested that we head outside, 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:04.120 you know, far away from anyone that just witnessed what 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:04.800 just happened. 0:12:05.400 --> 0:12:07.920 So we turned around. I led the way, trying to 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:10.920 make up for it by sauntering outside looking semi hot again. 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:13.600 I walked straight into the glass door that I hadn't seen. 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:18.080 Wow, girlfriend, you are a hot mess and I'm so 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:20.360 here for it. Yeah, it went pretty well for me. 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:22.200 We ended up dating for a couple of months, so 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:24.760 at least the pain was kind of worth it. I 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:29.080 just died at this series of unfortunate events, from the 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:31.800 ill fitting scene, through awkward bikini that you've bought at 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:34.760 the train station, just liding across the ground head first 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:37.080 in front of everyone and your date, to then topping 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:39.680 it off and walking through the door like you can't 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:41.880 script this shit, You just can't. 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:45.400 I don't know why this reminded. This has nothing, it's 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:47.640 so got nothing to do with it, but I just 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:49.839 had this moment the other day, we went to the 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:52.480 Wiggles concert with Marley. Right, Oh, very similar. Yeah, it's 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:56.400 truly like my real life is vastly different to this person. 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:58.520 In Switzerland, we went to the Wiggles concert and then 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:01.160 after the Wiggles concert we went to a pub for lunch, 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:03.400 and everyone there had been to the Wiggles concert. I 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:05.640 love the contrast Wiggles to the pub and once again 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:07.600 has nothing to do with this story, so I like, 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:11.240 just like follow my weird brain dump for a story. Anyway, 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:14.280 throughout the pub, everyone has ordered meals. The meals are 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:17.800 taking forever, like an hour, it's already been since we ordered. 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:20.360 But every single person that's there is an adult who 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:22.520 has a child the same age as Marley, which means 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:24.800 that it's now run over all of their naptimes, like 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:27.080 because babies usually go and have their naptimes around twelve. 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:27.680 It was a rave. 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:29.120 It was holy shit. 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:31.480 There was one second where I looked around and there 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:33.839 was just a lot of screaming happening in this pub. 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:36.719 And I looked around and there was one kid screaming 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:39.040 like crying, having a tantrum, laying on the ground. Another 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.200 kid was in her high chair, screaming, throwing her food 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:43.880 on the floor. Another kid had gotten nude and was 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:47.360 walking around the restaurants like Saturday night. It was like, 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:50.440 this is a real, like this is just escalated. It's 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:52.560 a real kind of like series of unfortunate events. And 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:55.240 then there's Marley. She just pulled her pants down and 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:56.920 was standing there trying to under her nappy, and I 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:58.880 was like, We're all, fuck, this is her life. This 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:01.800 is a boogie Switzerland. This is just a mom after naptime. 0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:04.080 I love that thing. I love it for me. Okay, anyway, 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:07.040 so not the story, Okay, my accidentally Unfiltered that I 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:09.520 have for you guys. Today, we had one that came 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:11.960 in which was almost identical to the story that I'm 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:14.680 going to tell, and it reminded me of this accidently 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:17.760 Unfiltered which I had screenshot from like a year ago 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:20.200 when we first started the podcast, and then I freaking 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:24.920 lost it, as in I couldn't find the screenshot. Not hysteric. 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:26.120 So I was like, wow, I can't want to hear 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:30.200 this one. I thought you knew anyway, I couldn't find it. 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:32.640 But then I got this new accidently unfiltered story came 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:34.720 through and it reminded me of this one that I screenshop, 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:37.080 So I'm gonna kind of paraphrase it because I can't 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:38.440 tell you a word for word because they do not 0:14:38.520 --> 0:14:40.920 have it. But here it is. I was going on 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:43.800 my first Tinder date with a guy who I was really, 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:46.200 really into. We'd been speaking for weeks. It was that 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:48.240 time to meet up in real life, so we decided 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:50.480 that we'd go to a restaurant for a first dinner. 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:53.360 We get to the restaurant and he's there, and he's hot, 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:55.960 and I'm really flustered, and I'm standing at the sign 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:58.320 that says wait here to be seated. And so we're 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:00.520 standing there behind a couple of other couple waiting for 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:03.320 our turn to go to the table. We're making small 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:06.320 talk and as they become increasingly nervous, one of the 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:07.920 things I do when I'm nervous is that I always 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:10.400 put on chapstick. She's like, it's a nervous habit that 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:12.440 I have, but it always makes me feel a little 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:12.960 bit safer. 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:14.080 We all love moist lips. 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:16.800 Yeah, some something about having a well hydrated mouth that 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:18.000 makes you feel less nervous. 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:19.960 I chapstick like a hundred times a day. 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:23.200 So here she is. She's like, I put my hand 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:25.520 into my handbag and I pull out my chapstick. I 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:27.760 take the lid off it, and I put the chapstick 0:15:27.800 --> 0:15:29.760 on whilst I'm still talking to the guy at the 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:30.400 same time. 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:33.000 Anyway, trying to look cute. Of course, doing it beIN cute. 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:35.520 My lips still feel a little bit dry after I 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:37.680 put the chapstick on, so I proceed and put on 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:40.280 another coat of chapstick. While I'm putting on my second 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:43.000 coat of chapstick, I realize that the guy is looking 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:44.920 at me like I've literally just taken a shit in 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:50.920 a cup. And I look down and I realize it's 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:53.560 not chapstick at all. I've just put two coats of 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:55.680 fluo zinc on my lips. 0:15:57.240 --> 0:15:58.760 In the middle of a restaurant. 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:02.200 Please tell me it was like Fluoro green, you know, 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:05.720 like Floro green see that you would use if you're 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:08.160 gonna go like surfboarding around in the ocean for the day. 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:10.360 And here she's standing in a nice restaurant with a 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:12.640 guy that she just met with Floro green lipstick on. 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:15.120 I wish I knew how that ended. I love her, 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:16.520 whoever you are. 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:18.440 I love you please tell me you didn't sit down. 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:20.520 And have the meal. You're like, hey, let's get this takeaway. 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:22.480 You would have to say, like because you could. You 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:25.200 would be hysterics doing it with such purpose as well, 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:26.960 like you meant to do it, Like you're looking him 0:16:27.000 --> 0:16:29.960 in the eye, You're having a conversation. You're trying to 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:31.880 seduce the guy, like, oh maybe I like you? 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:32.960 Who knows cute day. 0:16:33.120 --> 0:16:34.200 You're like, I meant to do that. 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:35.160 Do you just own it? 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:37.040 Live in it? You can die on that hill. 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:38.920 Girlfriend, you don't know what'd been funny, Because this is 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:40.200 like a trick that I do. I don't know if 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:42.840 anyone else does this. I'll put like lip balm on, 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:45.040 like a clear lip balm, but then I will put 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:50.040 it on my eyebrows as well, because because like it 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:53.000 actually is a secret little it's a secret squirrel trick 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:54.880 to like keep your eyebous in place. It gives them 0:16:54.880 --> 0:16:56.680 a little bit of sham. Imagine if that was me 0:16:56.840 --> 0:16:59.640 and I had like two green swipes across my eyebrows, 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:00.960 across my lips. 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:03.120 That's what I'm laughing at. Like, imagine you living your 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:05.760 best nineties life. I'm here for that, Okay, The reason 0:17:05.840 --> 0:17:07.800 why that one reminded me of a one that we 0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:10.800