WEBVTT - MINI: Australia has a NIT pandemic!

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch, cue the ominous music.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I've got it ready, always prepared.

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<v Speaker 3>There is a pandemic that is sweeping Melbourne right now,

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<v Speaker 3>and it is something that mothers should be very very

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<v Speaker 3>friend of fathers as well, but I'm sure more mums

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<v Speaker 3>will care.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, I'm like, oh, this sounds so bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, sixty percent of children will be affected by this, Jez,

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<v Speaker 3>and they are super in their powers, are.

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<v Speaker 1>Super in their powers. Yeah, I'm actually trying to work

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<v Speaker 1>it out. I don't even want the answer. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to work it out.

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<v Speaker 3>These blood sucking creepy Crawley, I've got vampires are coming

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<v Speaker 3>for your children in a school, in a daycare right now.

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<v Speaker 2>It's getting scary alright.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Sixty percent of children in Melbourne are going to have nits?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, because there is.

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<v Speaker 3>A super There is a breed of super knits that

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<v Speaker 3>are taking over Australia and they are so hard to

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<v Speaker 3>get rid of.

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<v Speaker 1>They do not respond to normal knit treatment. There are

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<v Speaker 1>super nits. Remember what this was like when we were kids.

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<v Speaker 3>I have so many memories of sitting in my mom's

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<v Speaker 3>kitchen on the floor and she would have one of

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<v Speaker 3>those stupid like those combs, those little metal combs.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a nick comb. A nick comb.

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<v Speaker 2>You couldn't see through the crack. The little prongs were

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<v Speaker 2>so close together.

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<v Speaker 3>But it was an electric one, so it would buzz

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<v Speaker 3>them as it pulled them out. You'd feel this little Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't have that one. My name was mainstream, like

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<v Speaker 4>no buzzing. But can I tell you, I am traumatized

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<v Speaker 4>from the moment I had nits.

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<v Speaker 1>I the first one I got them.

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<v Speaker 4>I was probably in year one, and I'll never forget that.

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<v Speaker 4>I was going for my first proper haircut at a

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<v Speaker 4>hairdressers that afternoon, and I remember I told everyone at

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<v Speaker 4>school like, I'm getting.

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<v Speaker 1>My hair done, blah blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 4>I get to the hair dressers and I sit in

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<v Speaker 4>the chair and she puts the cap on me, and

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<v Speaker 4>then she goes to touch my hair and I see

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<v Speaker 4>her like recoil in the mirror.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>She put her hands up and she goes, I can't

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<v Speaker 4>touch your daughter to my mom and my mom was

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<v Speaker 4>like what And she goes, She's got nitch.

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<v Speaker 1>She's infected. And I've been so embarrassed in that moments.

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<v Speaker 4>They took the cape off, and I had to leave,

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<v Speaker 4>and then I had to go home get my knit treatment,

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<v Speaker 4>and then everyone at school the other the next day

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<v Speaker 4>was like, why didn't you get your hair done?

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<v Speaker 1>That's humili and I had to say because I hadn't.

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<v Speaker 5>I can still smell it. The smell of eucalyptus to

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<v Speaker 5>this day gives me PTSD.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you is that what you remember like

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<v Speaker 1>from the nit tree?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't remember the smell of the tree that it

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<v Speaker 3>was t triol.

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't it cove your hair? Your mummud combed?

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<v Speaker 5>And then my mum would get the glad out the

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<v Speaker 5>super mega you know, like the big role of wrap

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<v Speaker 5>you and I couldn't think of the word, and she'd

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<v Speaker 5>wrap my head around.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd sit there watching Nickelodeon while.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't even for that.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think there's a lot of misconceptions though, right

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<v Speaker 3>because a lot of kids think that you get nitscush're

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<v Speaker 3>dirty like and that's why other kids get it. But

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<v Speaker 3>really they're just attracted to kids that have clean hair,

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<v Speaker 3>but really really thick hair. You miss this while you're

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<v Speaker 3>away in the giant, while you're away in the jungle.

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<v Speaker 3>I brought a public service announcement to all of the

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<v Speaker 3>parents of Australia. I help them get out of you know, noses,

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<v Speaker 3>little noses that could maybe get like an object trapped

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<v Speaker 3>up them. I also taught the parents of Australia how

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<v Speaker 3>to cycle wind out of their children.

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<v Speaker 1>I think mich which was like such a willing participant

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<v Speaker 1>in this.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't you have been no choice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's such an incredible like the child dummy.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say, I did not offer my body up

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<v Speaker 2>for science.

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<v Speaker 3>And I think that now we owe another public service

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<v Speaker 3>announcement and we do. We owe this to the Australian public,

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<v Speaker 3>and that is Mitch Tomorrow. I'm going to show everyone

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<v Speaker 3>on the show how to get nits out of their hair,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's by using you.

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<v Speaker 4>Should we make this actually accurate, scientifically accurate and put

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<v Speaker 4>knits in his hair first?

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<v Speaker 1>We can go to that length. How do you feel

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<v Speaker 1>about that?

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<v Speaker 3>But it doesn't matter, Actually, it doesn't matter how Mitch

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<v Speaker 3>feels because it's happening on tomorrow show.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys know this is a job, right, like there's

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<v Speaker 2>a hr.

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<v Speaker 1>You paid well for this. You can't complain.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not getting knits, I'm not getting infested.

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<v Speaker 1>With We're not going to actually infest you. We're just

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<v Speaker 1>going to pretend. We'll put pretend it's in it. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>that's coming up on tomorrow show.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what we're doing on Wednesday? You guys said,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll tell you after.

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<v Speaker 4>The show, Mitch, glad rap Mitch.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll come up with a better name for a person.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it just Mittmit? Mitch?

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<v Speaker 4>Mitt sounded better in my head.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not we need to talk after because I'm not.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if I'm keen on this.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, well let's go to Will and Woody. You

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<v Speaker 4>don't have a choice, Mitch show. We're going to nit

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<v Speaker 4>you delight your.

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<v Speaker 2>Cant wait, that sound like a golden retriever.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, there's many techniques.

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<v Speaker 3>We want to make sure people are using the most

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<v Speaker 3>effective one against these super lice. Anyway, coming up next,

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<v Speaker 3>what are the boys go on the show?

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<v Speaker 5>Will and Woody are back on the air. They'll be

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<v Speaker 5>on next and we are done. We'll see you all tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 5>You've got to be able to smell me through the

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<v Speaker 5>radio tomorrow, everyone, So apologies in advance.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and if you miss the show and you want

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<v Speaker 3>to listen to it all on the pick Up you

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<v Speaker 3>can go to wherever you listen to your podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the pick up Radio show.

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<v Speaker 3>You can get it all there, all right, Smell your

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<v Speaker 3>later guys away from the nets.

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<v Speaker 2>Goodbye,