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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two doting guards.

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Speaker 1: I'm Matty J and I'm Ash.

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Speaker 2: And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is

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Speaker 1: Collectively, you really teen this up.

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Speaker 2: Please guess when our book week is next week? What?

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Speaker 1: What the hell?

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Speaker 2: We all need to get on.

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Speaker 1: And you know in schools, bullying is rife, Yeah, decades.

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Speaker 1: They don't know they're doing it. They're like, they're like, well,

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Speaker 2: But we all have to just agree, like can we

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Speaker 2: Very important? Also, book week, Book Day, let's agree.

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Speaker 2: There's a date for it, like Christmas.

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Speaker 1: It's not Christmas week.

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Speaker 1: No, Macey got book where next week?

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Speaker 1: the kids going with that and not in uniform every day.

441
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,200
Speaker 2: Not a whole week.

442
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,480
Speaker 1: No, we'll get my kids going to school dress as

443
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:05,399
Speaker 1: a school kid, believe it or not, in his uniform.

444
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,159
Speaker 2: What's the character?

445
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:11,399
Speaker 1: Just schoolboy? I feel if they're doing minecraft, guess what

446
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:16,080
Speaker 1: you're going as a little schoolboy? Cool? Docs neglected. Now

447
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,080
Speaker 1: he wants to go as me again? Remember last year

448
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:18,600
Speaker 1: he went as me.

449
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,520
Speaker 2: We threw out my costume that Lola was in last

450
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,399
Speaker 2: year when they went to the Salvos.

451
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,200
Speaker 1: Some of other kids Maddy Jay. But yeah, I was

452
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,200
Speaker 1: going to go with me apparently again. But I think

453
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,760
Speaker 1: it's just all confusing. Parents have got enough on their plate.

454
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:34,480
Speaker 1: Give us that. If the Prime Minister can come out

455
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,639
Speaker 1: and say, put that other stuff he's working on a side,

456
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,399
Speaker 1: it's not intellent reform, tax reform.

457
00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:45,040
Speaker 2: Hex debts. Book Day Book Day should be need help priority,

458
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:45,680
Speaker 2: We need help.

459
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,480
Speaker 1: If he had said I'm going to put an end

460
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 1: to this book week stuff during the election campaign, he

461
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:53,760
Speaker 1: would have won by way more landslide.

462
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:57,200
Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely next election. Just a bit of advice.

463
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:58,560
Speaker 1: Book Day.

464
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:02,359
Speaker 2: Just also complain about a few things. If that's okay,

465
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,840
Speaker 2: got a quick little list, go ahead. And this is

466
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,159
Speaker 2: also just like a PSA to parents out there. I

467
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,880
Speaker 2: don't know if it's the weather. I don't know what's

468
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:16,200
Speaker 2: going on. There is a pandemic right now, knits everywhere.

469
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 2: How good would a pandemic be? Though?

470
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,200
Speaker 1: And I've been over this, but a knit pandemic? Everyone

471
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 1: have each your heads.

472
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 2: Industries were destroyed, companies were bankrupt, so people die.

473
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 1: I get I dare you has knits ever killed anyone?

474
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 1: It just makes everyone isolate. I know what you mean,

475
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:36,240
Speaker 1: because there've been a few cases in the Northern Beaches.

476
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:40,639
Speaker 2: So I'm fine. We've just been told by Jess that

477
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 2: we've been saying the word wrong.

478
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,359
Speaker 1: I'm glad that one of us is educated.

479
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:50,160
Speaker 2: Say, epidemic, pandemic, pandemics global. This is global, Jess, Parenting

480
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 2: is global.

481
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:54,600
Speaker 1: If we have an epidemic, epidemic, epidemic, it's a knit epidemic.

482
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 2: It hurts, dude, it is is it?

483
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:02,000
Speaker 1: Just it's me We haven't had to do it yet

484
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 1: because we're good.

485
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:06,760
Speaker 2: You never did it once. Oh my god, dude, Laura

486
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:10,879
Speaker 2: is ripping my hair out. I was thinking the little

487
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,640
Speaker 2: claw thing that run through your air. I couldn't sit

488
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:14,679
Speaker 2: through it? Do you have to?

489
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 1: So you're using product and then that and then finish the.

490
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 2: Comb to run it through, dude, and like you know

491
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 2: my hair is yeah, it's.

492
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 1: Falling out a little bit finished, shut up, not because

493
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 1: of you, because of the nits.

494
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, every time the comb would run

495
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 2: through my hair, I can see the strands coming out.

496
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 1: I was like, God, sell what you can? Let me

497
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,720
Speaker 1: ask you this because you might know. And I haven't

498
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 1: had to do. I haven't gone nit chopping for products yet.

499
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 1: Do they still have the the combs that got a

500
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 1: slight electrocution to them and kill the knits upon touching

501
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 1: them within your head?

502
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,199
Speaker 2: Wherever you going to?

503
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 1: That was when I was a kid. I don't know

504
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 1: if it's been outlawed, what that is going on?

505
00:23:59,160 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 2: Actually?

506
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 1: Just can we can we just Jess, she's already on it.

507
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,679
Speaker 2: She read my mind. She's just checking out.

508
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 1: We'll be right back after this.

509
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 2: What.

510
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it would it would go like similar

511
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 1: to like a you know the things it goes, You're

512
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,399
Speaker 1: gonna kill you and it's like tiny and it goes,

513
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 1: but it would go when you kill it. Yeah, Jess

514
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 1: is currently inventing it or looking it up now. But

515
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,639
Speaker 1: I'm touch word. I know it's going to happen, and

516
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 1: it just it happens. You put kids all in the

517
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 1: same place, and kids are grubby as fuck, you put

518
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,120
Speaker 1: them in the same place. Everyone's going to get knits eventually.

519
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 1: And I remember we used to knit treat a lot.

520
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,880
Speaker 2: Because I have such thick hair. My sister has such

521
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 2: thick hair. I was a child, Matthew, so don't get jealous.

522
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 1: My mum had really thick hair. Dad ball as fuck,

523
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 1: so he didn't really care. He was like, what you

524
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 1: guys are talking about the vine?

525
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 2: But I remember Jess got something.

526
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,159
Speaker 1: They do have it. What's it called. It's a.

527
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 2: Vcom. You can't chemis? Whare house backs? Oh my god?

528
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, So who's got that kind of money?

529
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 2: Don't answer it.

530
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 1: But I'm waiting for it to happen. Because Macey has

531
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 1: quite thick hair.

532
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 2: Well you will be pleased to know. So the first

533
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 2: knit treatment, I was like, it's not me, I'm not litery.

534
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 2: And then so everyone in the house had the nit treatment.

535
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 2: I refuse because I can't deal with my hair falling out.

536
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 2: Then the nits have come back. So I was roped

537
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 2: in last night. I was forced against my will, first

538
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 2: of a seconomy, now actually trying to rip my hair out.

539
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,959
Speaker 1: I feel sorry for you because I can imagine like

540
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 1: you've got quite luscious hair, and it's like they can

541
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 1: hide in that when I could just and I and honestly,

542
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 1: you did say to me once, I don't have a

543
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 1: shavable head. To you, you don't know. I have a

544
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 1: very shavable, round, perfect head. I can shave mine.

545
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 2: There's because I do it anyway.

546
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm not looking forward to it anyway.

547
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 2: I just want to want to make you aware that

548
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 2: they're out there. Oh, I just want you to be.

549
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 1: We have some friends and you will go will remain nameless,

550
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 1: be vigilant. Whose kids always seem to know what you

551
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 1: like out there in the northern beaches. If you've got girls,

552
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 1: tie their hair up, tie their hair up.

553
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. Here's a question go for you.

554
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,119
Speaker 2: How long are you allowed to keep a pregnancy test

555
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 2: for after it's been used a positive one? Okay?

556
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 1: Just it's very specifically walking around there's like one second.

557
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,879
Speaker 2: The people do people hold onto them? Oh?

558
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: I don't think we held onto ours. I mean other

559
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 1: people that.

560
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 2: You just started it like it was nothing.

561
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 1: Some people find those sort of things so sentimental. Some

562
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: people will keep poreskins, and others keep belly button knots

563
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 1: and all sorts of things, you know, and the pegs

564
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,479
Speaker 1: that come with it. And oh god, why is it ban?

565
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: Did you leave it in the sun?

566
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:04,919
Speaker 2: That's the shape of them.

567
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,880
Speaker 1: I think they've come a long way.

568
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 2: Who hang on?

569
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you wash that?

570
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 2: Surely I just found it to draw upstairs. Oh but

571
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 2: I don't want to throw it away?

572
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 1: Is what does Laura say?

573
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 2: She doesn't know you have it? Doesn't it? You freak?

574
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: Just this Remember you said you had a pregnancy king

575
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 1: that's four play You're like, hey, baby, baby.

576
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,639
Speaker 2: Do people hold on to these? Is it?

577
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,120
Speaker 1: You should get rid of it? Why?

578
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 2: I don't know. Did get it back? Laura? I'm sorry?

579
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,919
Speaker 1: This is something, bro, this is something your wife's peede on.

580
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:52,159
Speaker 2: You're welcome. Just give it back to you. The I

581
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 2: don't know.

582
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: Let's put it out to the listeners. If you're listening

583
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: to this right now and you kept yours, let us

584
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,719
Speaker 1: know if you think it's disgusting so very much.

585
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 2: Let us know, but I think it's mounted the wall

586
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 2: mountain on the wall frame it.

587
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: Oh you don't know. Did you keep the last ones?

588
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,919
Speaker 2: No, that's the thing, So you want one like as

589
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 2: a keepsake.

590
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 1: I think the children of the keepsake. Right, I've got proof.

591
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 2: I've got kids.

592
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 1: It's like, bro, kids, Rather shut up speaking of kids.

593
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 2: They're both yours.

594
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: And mine are getting to the age now where you.

595
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 2: Know, rain is coming in thick as holy ship. The

596
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:35,919
Speaker 2: sun's out. Sorry, I'm not sure if you can hear

597
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 2: the soothing sounds of the rain hitting. It's pouring down outside.

598
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: And there's still some Your two of your kids, your

599
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: third kid is yet to be.

600
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that works during four weeks.

601
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: Whoa, Oh my god, you're gonna be your dad again. No,

602
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Anyway, they're getting the current, the other two

603
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 1: and am I too, getting to the age now where

604
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 1: you need to be really careful about what you watch

605
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: on TV.

606
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, and sorry touching your feet I apologize.

607
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: And usually, like leading up to here, if I aways

608
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: watched something in Oscar or Macy were playing and doing

609
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: something it was it wasn't a problem.

610
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 2: There would be no there would be no like crossover.

611
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 2: I wouldn't really acknowledge it.

612
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 1: But I've noticed that it's starting to get to a

613
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: point where you have to watch you have to be

614
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 1: careful of what me as an adult on anything, even

615
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 1: the phone.

616
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 2: You're watching again, no, come on.

617
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 1: And what happened was I was me and Macy and

618
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: we sat down allowed him to watch TV. And I

619
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 1: was like, what do you want to watch? You know,

620
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: as you do, and they're like, what do you feel like?

621
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: You know, we've got Blue is a good option, We've

622
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: got whatever else. She lies into Mermaid but the Barbie stuff,

623
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: like she loves that sort of shit. And she was like, no, no, no,

624
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: I want to watch first.

625
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 2: I want to watch Sharks.

626
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, baby, shark, okay, well you're grown

627
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: out of that. Every now and then she might be

628
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 1: like nostalgic and I was like great. She was like no, no, no, no, the.

629
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 2: Shark thing, Shark week? What is it? Yeah? I was like,

630
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 2: there was a shark attack. Yeah, and then maybe she

631
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 2: was watching the news.

632
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: Don't you just like put in like the current news

633
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: into that story. There was a it's fine for me

634
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: to great white, Yeah, that's massive, that's.

635
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 2: Anyway. I was like okay, I'm sharks.

636
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: And I remember when we did the list of TV

637
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 1: shows and there was that non verbal show of that

638
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: there was a shark in it, and I was like,

639
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: it must be that, and she was like no, and

640
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: she was getting visibly frustrated, and then she was like no, no, no,

641
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 1: the shark attacking one.

642
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 2: I was like what.

643
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: I was like, look, what don't we just put on?

644
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 1: And I know that there's some kid documentaries around there,

645
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,479
Speaker 1: The Blood on ash dude, And I was like, I

646
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 1: know there's some kid documentary ones where it's like baby

647
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: shark and handlers and stuff like in and very innocent

648
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: and like just a bit of very nature. No, not

649
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 1: good enough, And I was like, what did she want?

650
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 2: The fuck is going?

651
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: I found out that April was watching a National geographic

652
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 1: show called When Shark's Attack and now May's Got the

653
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: Thirst and I was like, no, no, no, no, Macy,

654
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: you haven't watched that. And then I've managed to go

655
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 1: through some search history and some watching and asked April.

656
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: I was like, have you been watching shark shows? And

657
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: she was like yeah. I was like When Shark's Attack.

658
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: She was like, well, I don't think they were attacking.

659
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,719
Speaker 1: I was like, this show is called When Shark's Attack

660
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 1: and it's a national geographic show, and I popped it

661
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: up on the TV as like the thing, and Ma

662
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 1: She's like, yep, that one, that one right there, and

663
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: I was like three.

664
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Twenty minutes in.

665
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: I was like, hang on a minute, he takes a diver.

666
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 1: Let me get this straight. Macy, you want to watch

667
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: when Sharks Attack People? And April trans goes that sounds

668
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: pretty good. Actually, you two are fucked. So just a

669
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: warning to all the parents out there now if you

670
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: are watching a show on your own you think she's

671
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: what's happened is Macy subconsciously was watching it. Oh we're

672
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: not subconsciously. She was doing her thing. April was watching it,

673
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: and then Macy was watching it from a distance and

674
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: really liked it. Got closer and closer and closer. It

675
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: became their thing, and I've figured it out and then

676
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: she's asked me. So now I've had to try and

677
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 1: scale her back from sharks attacking people to the really

678
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: shit stuff where just someone's handling it going on a

679
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: beautiful shark.

680
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 2: Did you put it back on?

681
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: Or how fuck it? We all watch it?

682
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 2: He just really quickly. I'll be holding onto the story,

683
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 2: and I just wanted to share it with you, very

684
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 2: very very quick, very quick story.

685
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 1: I know that, and that's all.

686
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 2: It's been a tough week. You know, we got a

687
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 2: book week that were battling with sharks, attack knits as well, epidemic, pandemic, epidemic, epidemic.

688
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 2: It's been tough. And Laura is very pregnant as well.

689
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 2: You know, what do you in a couple of weeks,

690
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 2: And so she tends to fade off. And that's not

691
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 2: an attack on Laura. She just you know, she gets

692
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 2: tired after five o'clock, she crashes, she burns same And

693
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 2: I've also been very busy with work. I work hard, Ash,

694
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 2: I work around the clock supporting this family. You're a

695
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 2: great guy emotionally, financially, a great.

696
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 1: Dad, grad, a great partner. Thank you, great human.

697
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 2: Nice to hear you say that to me, though, And

698
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 2: it was like eight thirty at night, and I still

699
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 2: hadn't got the kids to bed. We normally try and

700
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 2: get them in bed by seven fifteen, that's fair, but

701
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 2: this was just a nightmare of a night and it

702
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 2: was just like everything was a battle. Brushing the teeth couldn't.

703
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 2: They couldn't even choose a book to read for bed.

704
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 2: I was like, come on, guys, just I was just

705
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 2: doing everything I could to not lose my call, because

706
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 2: the last thing I want is to raise my voice.

707
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 2: The kids cry. Laura comes up off the couch and goes,

708
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 2: don't worry, I'll do it.

709
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: I want to try and keep the piece. If you

710
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 1: keep the piece in one area, you keep the piece

711
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 1: in all the area.

712
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 2: There is write that down that is good.

713
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: You put it on T shirt.

714
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 2: And I went to go fill up the kid's water

715
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 2: bottles because you want to keep hydrated, keep the hydrating,

716
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 2: want them to be healthy. I come back in and

717
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know the kids room upstairs,

718
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 2: there's the desk and the bookshelf above, and Laura likes

719
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 2: to climb up onto that desk and then choose to

720
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 2: like hand select her book. Okay, it's eight thirty at night.

721
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 2: No I come in. I look at her and I

722
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 2: just think to myself, oh God, she's really close. There's

723
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 2: a plant that has a long vine plants at the

724
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 2: top of the shelf. The vine hangs down over a

725
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 2: number of the shelves, and she's pulling out the book.

726
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 2: She accidentally grabs the vine of the pop plant and

727
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:03,240
Speaker 2: I I'm like, no, I run over. She pulls the

728
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 2: pop plant down through the vine. I kind of lunge

729
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 2: to try and grab the pop plant and I knock it.

730
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 2: Soil just goes, oh everywhere, and then it ends up

731
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:20,439
Speaker 2: landing on Lola's head. She is covered in soil. Oh

732
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 2: my goodness. On the floor, there's baskets of soft toys

733
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 2: that's covered in soil. Why do you have real plants

734
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:28,360
Speaker 2: in the kids room? Because the kids.

735
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: Painted the pop plants and the vines have grown.

736
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 2: It's like, I know, I know, I know.

737
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 1: The pop plant Like, that's fine. You know they're not

738
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: painting the soil.

739
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 2: It's not. I agree, you're You're absolutely right. So there

740
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 2: is nothing more disheartening. It's like they playing monopoly and

741
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 2: you're about to win and you get like a cent

742
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 2: to jail card. Oh my god. All I have to

743
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 2: do is read one book and put them down to bed.

744
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:56,760
Speaker 2: Grab Lola. She's squirming, putting soil everywhere.

745
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 1: Put her back in the vacuum, a vacuum.

746
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,240
Speaker 2: He wants her down.

747
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: Laura's come up to find out what the fuck is

748
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: going on. Then there's there's tears, and.

749
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,399
Speaker 2: I was like, what do you stop saying? Because she's

750
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 2: putting soil everywhere through the room. So she's now crying,

751
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 2: and I'm like, it's not your fault. It's like nine o'clock,

752
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 2: I haven't even had dinner yet. It's painful.

753
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: It technically is her fault because she's painted.

754
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 2: Laura's fault. Laura, No, no, I'm.

755
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: Saying they shouldn't have painted the pop plants wouldn't have

756
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:25,879
Speaker 1: been in there.

757
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 2: That was Laura's idea. Come on, guys, any anyway.

758
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: But like that, look, it's yeah, when you think you're

759
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 1: at the end, when you think you're at the finish line,

760
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: it's like it's like running a race and they're like, nope,

761
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:39,760
Speaker 1: you're doing another.

762
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, one more lapp and you're like, what do you mean?

763
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 2: It's the worst anyway. I love being a dad.

764
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. It's times like those you're like, I fucking

765
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 1: love this. I want to go to sleep too, but

766
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: now I can't for another half now because I got

767
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: to clean up this mess.

768
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:53,399
Speaker 2: It's lovely. You know else is having a hard time.

769
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,839
Speaker 1: Every other parent, let's hear their parents.

770
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 2: Pretty You say what.

771
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: Man?

772
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 2: I feel like a pair rant. As for anyone who

773
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 2: is new to our podcast, there's a few new listeners

774
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:20,320
Speaker 2: that have been joining us, welcome. What is a pair rant.

775
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: It's something to do with parenting, usually where you've just

776
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 1: had enough of.

777
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 2: Her hang on a second, usually or mostly all the time.

778
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want to ran about something specific, that's well,

779
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be like whoa, whoa

780
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: take that somewhere else. I'm going to say, give it here,

781
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: let me have a look. I want to know what

782
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: the material is for.

783
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 2: The emphasis on the rant rant.

784
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: It's got to be something you just have had enough of,

785
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: Like book week.

786
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 2: Parenting is amazing, we get it, but at the same time,

787
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 2: we're all struggling and this is therapy. You canna let

788
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 2: off some steam. I'll go first. And you said book week.

789
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 2: This is from Eliza, She says, toddlers who refused to

790
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 2: dress up for book Week despite telling you what they

791
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,240
Speaker 2: wanted to go as. And you buy the costume online

792
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:03,919
Speaker 2: from Big w.

793
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: Well, well, well said, oh god, it adds another element

794
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: of frustration to it, doesn't that where it's like you

795
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: wanted that, you wanted this, you're excited and then I've

796
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: got it. I've gone and done it, and like, yeah,

797
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: I get it, Like you've just you've just bought it.

798
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: But there'd be people like that who have made it

799
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 1: and then kids like nah, you'd.

800
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 2: Be like someone showed me an outfit they made. It

801
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,280
Speaker 2: was a costume of an elephant. I was like, that's incredible.

802
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 2: My bully costume costs ten bucks? Yeah, who has time

803
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 2: for that? You may have seen it on our socials

804
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 2: is a video of lollap dressed is Bluey. She got

805
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 2: so nervous when she got a daycare because everybody was

806
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 2: like blowing and she's like, oh my god, too much attention.

807
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 1: I'm taking this off. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's ah man,

808
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 1: I tell you, right, what do you do? Do you just

809
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: force them to wear it? Then at that point, if

810
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 1: you've got yeah, I'm like, you're fucking wearing a kids,

811
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 1: hit it down.

812
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 2: Deal with this. This is good money we spent on this.

813
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: I know it's from Imagen and this one like and

814
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 1: like I got a little on the on the back

815
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: of this, which I some call me a hero but

816
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: I'm not. Hers is don't kiss my baby, right, that's fair, yep,

817
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 1: but please don't kiss my toddler, okay, and that could

818
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: be Grandpa. She could be referred to catch. She's not

819
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: talking something stranger. I'll tell you a story about a

820
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: stranger in a minute. They get sick too, And I

821
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: couldn't care less about hurting your feelings. Where my two

822
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: year old is in hospital for five days with RSV

823
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: Oh sugar, Yes, there's some trauma there, which it is, pump.

824
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 2: Is that What I'm saying is that.

825
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: Don't punch the kid, be mindful, hey billy bang. But

826
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 1: it's like people don't have boundaries, and we've spoken about

827
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 1: that before. It's like, just learn your boundaries, especially with

828
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: parents totally. I was in when I was in Vegas,

829
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,399
Speaker 1: right and we went to the game. We were hanging

830
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:54,399
Speaker 1: out with this family who had young girls, and there

831
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 1: was like one of the guys that was with them

832
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: who was like not I wouldn't say he was like

833
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 1: a end, but he was like hanging around all the

834
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: time and like with us and not asked with this

835
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,399
Speaker 1: family like there was just a group of people, but

836
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: like he fucking openly, like in celebratory, kissed a kid

837
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,359
Speaker 1: on the top of the head like that, And I

838
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 1: was like, don't do that bro like it's not a

839
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: good look and just left it at that. But I

840
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 1: was like that triggered me a little bit because I

841
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 1: was like, are people out here really doing that shit?

842
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 2: Apparently? Like what the fuck?

843
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: Yeah? So just learn learn your self awareness and be

844
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 1: like okay, like even though I was on the top

845
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: of this and there was no there was no malice

846
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: in it whatsoever and nothing, it was like just not

847
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 1: a good look, So keep your lipsy.

848
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,719
Speaker 2: But at the same time, Ash, you know, my kids

849
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 2: don't even get a fist bump from you.

850
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: I haven't seen you kids come.

851
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 2: You're hiding them from me. I want them you you

852
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 2: want to be godfather? Yes, getting their lives? Okay, my bad, Celeste,

853
00:40:56,320 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 2: She says, adults paying entry fees to those kid cafe

854
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 2: soft play centers on top of paying for their kids. Sorry,

855
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 2: I'm doing the supervision. I don't care for the free

856
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 2: drink ticket. Give me free entry to keep me happy. Ah,

857
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 2: this irks me a lot. I do like playing on

858
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 2: those slides in the bullpits, So.

859
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: Guilty would you would? Because you're involved? I think, like

860
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: they go, yep, you've got so going to buy a ticket,

861
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: but you get a free coffee. I've had enough coffee today.

862
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 1: Bro keep your coffee and just let me watch, right,

863
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: if I go in and do a Maddy Jay and

864
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 1: slide down the slide, come over with the FOS machine

865
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: and I'll tap that bad point. But don't you fucking dare.

866
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna hate how many beefs she's gonna put

867
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: in this episode.

868
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 2: Sorry, Jess, but you.

869
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: Shouldn't have told me anyway. Yeah, I just just just

870
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: all I'm doing supervising at that. I'm on my phone.

871
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 1: I'm not even looking. They're up fuging somewhere else. I'm

872
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: just like, anyway, they're like kids are like I don't know,

873
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's such an absolute rip off. Anyway, that's

874
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 1: enough of me. I got one more, which is not

875
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 1: parenting related, but I thought this really pissed me off,

876
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 1: mainly because I was hungover. Anyway, I had to get

877
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 1: on an aeroplane from Melbourne to Sydney last week. It

878
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 1: was my flight the night before got canceled. I had

879
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: to stay an extra night.

880
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 2: So what do you do? You hit the town? How's

881
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 2: you do?

882
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,879
Speaker 1: It's like a free night that never existed. To start off?

883
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:20,359
Speaker 2: Can I ask your flight was originally booked for what time?

884
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 2: Eight pm? Okay, why no reason it was I thought

885
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 2: it was a lunchtime fly.

886
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 1: No, if it was a lust time I would have

887
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: been out.

888
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 2: It was like, how the hell have you managed to

889
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 2: like have a flight cancelation? You spent a week extra

890
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 2: in Melbourne?

891
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's no flights. No, it was a late

892
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: flight already.

893
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 2: That's the best. I apologize, And there was other options

894
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 2: that night.

895
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: They were like, yeah, we can put you on this

896
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 1: flight to nine thirty flights look great, but it lands

897
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: at seven forty am the next day. I'm like what

898
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,439
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you just got a flight

899
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 1: to Perth first and then fly from Perth back to Sydney.

900
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, that is not a suitable That is terrible.

901
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 2: Is the worst? Why you to London quickly? You'll come

902
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 2: back next week?

903
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:11,919
Speaker 1: Such a eggs I didn't mention eggs obviously, amateur. Come on, man,

904
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 1: Sorry I ruined the punchline back track anyway, I had

905
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:18,280
Speaker 1: to get.

906
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 2: Up for the record before we recorded. Ash was like,

907
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 2: do you hear the story about the eggs?

908
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: So everyone's on edge about the eggs now They're like,

909
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: we really want to hear it, yeah, fuck that up.

910
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: And anyway, So I got on a plane very early

911
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,959
Speaker 1: in the morning to get home so that I could

912
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: assist April with what we call parenting. It was I'm talking,

913
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,280
Speaker 1: it was early. I had probably had two hours sleep. Sure,

914
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,399
Speaker 1: I had got on the plane and I thought, great,

915
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: I got a seat to myself next to me on

916
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: This is brilliant. Anyway, this woman gets on, she sits

917
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 1: next to me. I have no climbs for that whatsoever.

918
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 1: I wanted the extra seat, didn't get to keep it.

919
00:43:58,440 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 2: That's fine.

920
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 1: We take off, we're midway through a flight, and what

921
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: does she whip out? A bag of hard boiled eggs

922
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: yummy on a domestic cylinder flying through the air. That

923
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:15,319
Speaker 1: the air, the air and smells are all stuck in

924
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 1: the same place. It can't be like, yeah, just crack

925
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 1: a window and get rid of the end of the

926
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:20,800
Speaker 1: fucking smell.

927
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 2: She proceeded, Do you like lean over to the exit

928
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 2: room and you're like, just I was just like it was.

929
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 2: I wasn't.

930
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be like, hey, that's inappropriate. That's

931
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: that's an inappropriate snack for an aeroplane.

932
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 2: Anytime, says who.

933
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: The smell gods, I don't know.

934
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 2: It's stunk anyway. So I was like, for people wondering,

935
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 2: ash's got a shirt over his mouth.

936
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,799
Speaker 1: Right, I was like, I was like, hey, how you doing,

937
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,320
Speaker 1: and she's like, good things.

938
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. You got there six. Wow.

939
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 1: She didn't just were you one? No, but she didn't

940
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:04,760
Speaker 1: quite pick up that I was masking the smell directly

941
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 1: to her face and she continued and continued, but she

942
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 1: didn't just go. She let them sprawl out across the

943
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 1: whole flight. So by the time the smell was gone,

944
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: she would whip it back out again and reignite the fumes.

945
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,399
Speaker 2: Did she recline her seat as well?

946
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 1: No, that would be the last draw. But my gripe

947
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 1: is here. Don't get on a fucking aeroplane with a

948
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: bag of eggs.

949
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 2: Thank you almost, It's almost as if you deserved it, though, No,

950
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 2: I didn't have away having a night out. Having a

951
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:44,760
Speaker 2: night out, you know, is that the parenting God's punishing

952
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 2: you for? Damn it.

953
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 1: Now, every time I have a night out, I'm going

954
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 1: to be like, please, don't get on with so one

955
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: day someone's going to get on with the bag of

956
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 1: dog shit, be like, what's up? That's what it might

957
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 1: as well have been dog shit. It's stunk. And if

958
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 1: she just happened to be listening to this, which is

959
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: never going to happen, do Better's.

960
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 2: Move on time some questions, Ash, Yes, would you like

961
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 2: to go first? Or should I?

962
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask you first because I think it's

963
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 1: time that we bring up something that's with a question

964
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: that continues to live on in this multiverse, as we

965
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: call it, which is things that you shouldn't say to

966
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 1: a parent. I love to trigger people with this, and

967
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: I get triggered hearing people message me and message us

968
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 1: with someone said this.

969
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,879
Speaker 2: To me today. So we've got a small list each.

970
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 2: You want to go first. With your first one, Oh,

971
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 2: you must be free all days since you're just at

972
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 2: home with the kids.

973
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:46,760
Speaker 1: My we have great mind to think alike. Mine's very similar.

974
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 1: This one is first that the stay at home parent,

975
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 1: which recommend you because of how it is hard right,

976
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 1: you never know what you're going to get right. This

977
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:56,839
Speaker 1: one is, Oh, it must be nice to stay home

978
00:46:56,920 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: all day. It's pretty nun but it's like, oh, it's

979
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 1: like a sly jab to be like you do nothing anyway.

980
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 1: Next one, you know.

981
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:15,280
Speaker 2: You should just really sleep when the baby is sleeping. Oh,

982
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 2: who has come up? That is one of the dumbest

983
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 2: sayings I have ever heard when it comes to parenting.

984
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: They do you know what? They've only just missed the

985
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,359
Speaker 1: mark with that saying saying I think just missed it.

986
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: I think it should be trying get some rest while

987
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 1: the baby's resting, because the same ring to it. But

988
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: that's the right way to say it. If you start,

989
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: if you're like, what should I say to this person,

990
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 1: use the word rest because that could mean so many

991
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: different things.

992
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 2: But also you're Washington, do you.

993
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, if if all that stuff's done,

994
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: which it's never done, it's always continuous, But that's a

995
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: yeah that kills me. Another one is oh yeah, it

996
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 1: looks nothing like you. Oh fuck shit.

997
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 2: Or it's like your genius didn't get a look in yeah,

998
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 2: or it's like.

999
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 1: Who does he look more like I don't know his

1000
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: parents for God's sake, like fuck, unless it's like I've

1001
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: seen those baby reveals and they pop the balloon and

1002
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 1: it's like green and then it cuts over and Shrek's like.

1003
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 2: That's very funny. Anyway. Thanks. If you're pregnant and someone

1004
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 2: says to you, are you sure there's only one in there?

1005
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god? What what is going through people's mind?

1006
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: Well?

1007
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 2: I hope the doctor's got it right. Oh my goodness,

1008
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 2: you're talking about like, you know, when you're so close

1009
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 2: to finishing and you're gonna start all over again. Imagine

1010
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,959
Speaker 2: if you didn't you had twins and you gave birth

1011
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:35,720
Speaker 2: and the doctor goes.

1012
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: Oh, oh yeah, I got to tell you how twins

1013
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 1: you got two in that?

1014
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 2: Oh all right?

1015
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 1: This one is it mainly comes from a boomer And

1016
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 1: this one's like, you know, kids pick up on parents' stress. Oh,

1017
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: thanks mum, that's why I am like, I am, thanks, Susan.

1018
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 2: I know fully it's so far.

1019
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 1: But if you've got any that someone has said to you,

1020
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: the ones where we get a little story and then

1021
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 1: they and it's got like what someone has said to

1022
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: them the.

1023
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 2: Best, Yes, DMUs for sure. Last question, brash. This one

1024
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,439
Speaker 2: is from Chelsea. She wrote into the Facebook group.

1025
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: No she didn't also go on Facebook group three and

1026
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,240
Speaker 1: a half thousand people.

1027
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, but when did that happen?

1028
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 1: When you kick me out? Everyone joined like, so.

1029
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 2: Hichecked life on cut Oh that's right, you know the

1030
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 2: double edged Sword of life on cut. One minute they've

1031
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 2: given your followers, next minute they're attacking you. But Chelsea

1032
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 2: wrote in and she says, I don't know if it's

1033
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,720
Speaker 2: just me, but there seems to be the stigma around

1034
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 2: asking for help. There are always those throwaway offers from

1035
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,439
Speaker 2: family or friends saying hey here if you need oh God,

1036
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 2: but they aren't truly genuine or possible with people's busy lives.

1037
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,439
Speaker 2: Then you look for paid help, and you get judge

1038
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 2: for hiring and nanny or outsourcing help because people assume

1039
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 2: you must be wealthy, or say I didn't have any

1040
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 2: help and I coped. Okay, how do you genuinely ask

1041
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 2: for help? And who are the best people to lean

1042
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 2: towards for it? From one tired, exhausted and sick of

1043
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:04,399
Speaker 2: listening to the haters.

1044
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: Mama, Yeah, look, I think the first people you don't

1045
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 1: want to ask for help are the ones that say

1046
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:15,240
Speaker 1: if you ever need anything, because that's so fucking empty.

1047
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 1: It's an empty promise.

1048
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 2: If I've ever heard, I've had a few of them,

1049
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 2: and I'm like, in my head, I'm thinking, you live

1050
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 2: for forty minute drive away from my hand, and.

1051
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,760
Speaker 1: You didn't fucking mean that yeah, like, do you really.

1052
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:28,239
Speaker 2: Want to come over here on Tuesday night and help

1053
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:28,879
Speaker 2: with the kids to bed?

1054
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 1: What you should do is like as soon as they say,

1055
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: they go, I'm glad you are you said that because

1056
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 1: I actually need someone to watch my kids for the

1057
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 1: next twenty five years?

1058
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:36,279
Speaker 2: Do you mind?

1059
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:40,800
Speaker 1: It's like, fuck me, Like it's such a throwaway. I

1060
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 1: know they're trying to be polite, and sometimes it's kind

1061
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: of like a way to get out of a conversation,

1062
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 1: not out of it, or finish a conversation yea. And

1063
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 1: if you ever need anything, just let me know. Well,

1064
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: I'm letting you know now and need something, what do

1065
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 1: you think?

1066
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 2: And they're like, I'm busy, I know that I reckon.

1067
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 2: A better thing is And this is obviously for people

1068
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 2: who are in the like, you know, the close friendship circle. Yeh.

1069
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about people you see like once every

1070
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 2: couple of months, but for the people who are your

1071
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 2: good friends an immediate family. I think instead of just

1072
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 2: having that throwaway line of if you need anything, let

1073
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:14,399
Speaker 2: me know, just rock up, yes, just say I think

1074
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 2: if you say on the weekend, maybe don't.

1075
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just going to stop you right there,

1076
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: like turn up midnight?

1077
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 2: Why not? Where's the kid? I think if you say, hey,

1078
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 2: on a Saturday, I'm going to come over, I'm going

1079
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:32,439
Speaker 2: to take the kid. And again, close family and friends

1080
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 2: here who was.

1081
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 1: Just around, We're going to come over and take your kid,

1082
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:36,399
Speaker 1: and I'm going.

1083
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 2: To go out with a kid. Just go to the park.

1084
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 2: I'm going to give you a couple hours of reprieve. Also,

1085
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 2: I'll cook a meal and bring it over, put it

1086
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 2: in the fridge.

1087
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: If you're close enough to someone, you can pick up

1088
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:51,320
Speaker 1: the things that they're not openly telling you, right. And

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Speaker 1: that's like when you say close friends, family. Like for example,

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00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: my sister was going through a really tough time and

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Speaker 1: for me, I'm really lucky with April's parents being away,

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Speaker 1: but my parents live on the Gold Coaster, they're there.

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Speaker 1: And then my brother in law's parents also live out

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Speaker 1: of town, so they had no one and they were

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00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: going through a phase there and I didn't offer, I mean,

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00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 1: they didn't ask or anything like that. I picked up

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00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: on the social cues because of it's my sister. I'm

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00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 1: close to that person and said, hey, how about this tomorrow,

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00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 1: I can work from your place, you can get out

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00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: do the things you need to do, have some rest.

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00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: I'll watch Winny all day, and then if you're popping

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00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 1: back and afford it, we can. We'll have lunch together

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00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:33,240
Speaker 1: if you're around or whatever, just to try and relieve

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00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,359
Speaker 1: some of the And she was like, you have two kids, bro.

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00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I've got two kids, but I've got help.

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00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:40,879
Speaker 1: And it's a week day.

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00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 2: My kids are going to be in daycare.

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00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: One might not be If it was Macy, I'd bring

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00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: her and they can play or whatever. But I picked

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00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 1: up on that she really needed someone but was too

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00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 1: proud to ask, and also maybe had been given all

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00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 1: those lines all the time from people that actually don't

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00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 1: fucking mean it. By I'm saying, oh, you know, like

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00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: and she might have that person and they've got oh,

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00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 1: I'm busy, and been like, well maybe I just won't

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Speaker 1: ask anyone.

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Speaker 2: I agree, And I do think I'm guilty of it

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00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:10,919
Speaker 2: that no one wants to be seen as that person

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00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 2: who is struggling. No one wants to put the hand

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Speaker 2: up and go I need help, because you don't want

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Speaker 2: to be seen to be a parent that can't cope.

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Speaker 2: I do think it is on parents to also not

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Speaker 2: be afraid because if you're asking other parents, no one

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00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 2: is going to judge you, and if you are judging

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Speaker 2: your an absolute asshole. Well, so don't be afraid to

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00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 2: put your hand up to those close to you and go, hey,

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00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 2: can I just have a little bit of help here? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Can you just do X, Y and Z. Yeah, nothing

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Speaker 2: wrong with that.

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Speaker 1: For sure, because they might not have that person that

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00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 1: can pick up and or be like you know, and

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Speaker 1: I know like with especially like we always have this

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00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,839
Speaker 1: thing where it's like you're always better in numbers, right,

1134
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 1: and that those numbers could mean more parents and more kids.

1135
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 1: But you can conquer that that whatever the situation might be.

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00:53:56,400 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 1: So for example, like Mike and myself, it's so we

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00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:05,320
Speaker 1: pick up on it so much that if for example,

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00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 1: I had to go away, I didn't say anything. Oscar

1139
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: had a jiu jitsu lesson and he straightway and I'll

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00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 1: pick Osco up four o'clock on Monday, ah, and I would,

1141
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 1: And I've done the same for him in heavy Yeah,

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00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 1: there was one time where I remember they rang me

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00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: and they were they both work different times of the day,

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00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,320
Speaker 1: so he works in the day, she might have some

1145
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 1: classes to.

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00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 2: Teach at night.

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00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 1: There was a ten minute gap and he rang me.

1148
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 1: He said, do you have ten minutes? I said yeah,

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00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: He said, can you come and watch my kids for

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00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:32,280
Speaker 1: ten minutes while we do a changeover.

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00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 2: I drove all the way his house and I sat

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Speaker 2: there and with his kids for ten minutes. But you

1153
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:37,319
Speaker 2: were such a good guy.

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00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:40,799
Speaker 1: But I know that if I do that, someone's going

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00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: to do it for me.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that. But like, at the same time, don't

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00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:49,839
Speaker 1: be afraid to ask totally. And if you ask, If

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00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 1: you ask those people you think closest to you and

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00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 1: they're not willing to shift their lives to try and

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00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 1: help you for ten to fifteen minutes, then unfortunately they're

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00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:58,040
Speaker 1: not the right people.

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Speaker 2: Can we just do a quick little call out? And

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Speaker 2: if you do, you think you have a friend or

1165
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 2: family member who is a tired parent right now and

1166
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 2: they need help, just tell them, spoon, feed them a

1167
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 2: date a time that you're going to come over and

1168
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 2: just say, hey, I'm coming over, I'm going to take

1169
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 2: the kid, I'm going to clean. Let's let's help each

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Speaker 2: other out here. Here's a good one.

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00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: If a parents says, oh, we're going down to the

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Speaker 1: park on Saturday morning, like that's what we're doing. And

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00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:23,879
Speaker 1: you can pick up on that they might be tired

1174
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 1: or could use a bit of a break. Go oh,

1175
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:28,319
Speaker 1: come down, you know, and you play. You help, play

1176
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:29,879
Speaker 1: with them, Play with the kids, Play with the kids,

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00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 1: take a coffee with them and go these a coffee.

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00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 1: I'm going to go play with the kid for half

1179
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:37,839
Speaker 1: an hour. I'll watch them and then that that half

1180
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: an hour could meet everything to that person, could be

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00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 1: the difference between them feeling really shit.

1182
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 2: And feeling really good. What's it saying? It takes a town,

1183
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 2: takes a village, takes a.

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00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,319
Speaker 1: Village, takes a town, takes a town, takes a village,

1185
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:49,480
Speaker 1: takes a city, takes a country.

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