1 00:00:10,204 --> 00:00:13,484 Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts, hear more gold one on one point 2 00:00:13,524 --> 00:00:17,764 Speaker 1: seven podcasts, playlists, and listen live on the free iHeart app. 3 00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:21,724 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast over the holidays. 4 00:00:22,684 --> 00:00:24,924 Speaker 1: As I said a few days ago, I had my 5 00:00:25,084 --> 00:00:27,644 Speaker 1: eyebrows tattooed. I've now got more tattoos than you do. 6 00:00:28,004 --> 00:00:31,884 Speaker 1: I thought I'd done something wrong because my wife she 7 00:00:31,884 --> 00:00:33,804 Speaker 1: did her eyebrows as well. And I came in and said, 8 00:00:33,804 --> 00:00:39,364 Speaker 1: what's happened? What's happened? Because they look expressive. I'm careful now, 9 00:00:39,763 --> 00:00:42,364 Speaker 1: careful breath. This is like diffusing a boy tom. I 10 00:00:42,404 --> 00:00:44,604 Speaker 1: went home and had a spraytown and my husband said, buller. 11 00:00:48,844 --> 00:00:51,964 Speaker 1: But lots of people over there Christmas breaks may have 12 00:00:52,004 --> 00:00:55,724 Speaker 1: had some beauty tweaks here and there. There's a new 13 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:59,044 Speaker 1: well you can do this anytime, this one that I've 14 00:00:59,084 --> 00:01:01,684 Speaker 1: found from China. But let's just listen. Let's just have 15 00:01:01,724 --> 00:01:04,964 Speaker 1: a chat about some of the more recent beauty. I 16 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:07,163 Speaker 1: guess the trends that are going around. We had remember 17 00:01:07,244 --> 00:01:10,484 Speaker 1: last year we had the Mercan This was the Kim 18 00:01:10,524 --> 00:01:13,724 Speaker 1: Kardashian company. It was underpants, a G string that had 19 00:01:13,764 --> 00:01:22,324 Speaker 1: hair on it. What about snail musin. That's snail secretions 20 00:01:22,364 --> 00:01:25,204 Speaker 1: that people were rubbing onto their faces for glow, hydration 21 00:01:25,324 --> 00:01:28,044 Speaker 1: and repair. Slows you down. You want to live in 22 00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:32,044 Speaker 1: the letterbox? Just chomped down on the old male a 23 00:01:32,084 --> 00:01:35,364 Speaker 1: sorcer of beer. Can you not mention the word secrete? 24 00:01:35,404 --> 00:01:39,884 Speaker 1: How all right? How about period blood face? Do I 25 00:01:40,044 --> 00:01:43,324 Speaker 1: teeth filing? People who are filing their teeth at home 26 00:01:43,364 --> 00:01:46,444 Speaker 1: with nail files? That's got to be bad for you. 27 00:01:48,164 --> 00:01:52,284 Speaker 1: But how about this one? It's a fake navel tattoo. 28 00:01:52,884 --> 00:01:55,644 Speaker 1: It's not about joining the navy. The trend of the 29 00:01:55,684 --> 00:02:00,124 Speaker 1: fake belly button tattoo has gained popularity. It's a fake 30 00:02:00,164 --> 00:02:03,684 Speaker 1: belly button. It's not a tattoo, it's a sticker. This 31 00:02:03,764 --> 00:02:06,124 Speaker 1: is a huge in China. This trend has over thirty 32 00:02:06,124 --> 00:02:11,084 Speaker 1: five million views on Insta. The tashes are designed to 33 00:02:11,084 --> 00:02:13,884 Speaker 1: create the illusion of a longer leg and a slimmer stomach. 34 00:02:14,244 --> 00:02:17,444 Speaker 1: Because what you do so hold on to your stomach now, 35 00:02:17,483 --> 00:02:25,603 Speaker 1: brendan oh, wait for gra stap it so where your 36 00:02:25,684 --> 00:02:28,884 Speaker 1: pants sit? Yep? Is kind of for most of us. 37 00:02:29,004 --> 00:02:31,364 Speaker 1: Breaks up a little roll and there's a roll underneath. 38 00:02:32,404 --> 00:02:35,884 Speaker 1: You've got a substantial rosion. You're breathing in a lot 39 00:02:35,964 --> 00:02:38,883 Speaker 1: and now breathe out Brendan. What this does, though, is 40 00:02:38,964 --> 00:02:41,844 Speaker 1: you tuck your actual navel into your pants, tuck your 41 00:02:41,884 --> 00:02:45,044 Speaker 1: navel into your pans below the belt line. And because 42 00:02:45,084 --> 00:02:48,724 Speaker 1: the bit that slimmest on your torso apparently is above 43 00:02:48,764 --> 00:02:51,444 Speaker 1: your actual navel, because around your navel you might have 44 00:02:51,483 --> 00:02:55,004 Speaker 1: some stomach fat. So what this does is you put 45 00:02:55,004 --> 00:02:58,364 Speaker 1: this above your navel. So you tuck your actual gut 46 00:02:58,404 --> 00:03:01,764 Speaker 1: into your pants and you put this fake navel above that. 47 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:05,004 Speaker 1: And so what that does, It's creates an illusion of 48 00:03:05,043 --> 00:03:08,604 Speaker 1: a longer leg, a slimmer stomach, often used in conjunction 49 00:03:08,964 --> 00:03:12,484 Speaker 1: with high waisted pants. Okay, here's a picture. Let me 50 00:03:12,483 --> 00:03:14,004 Speaker 1: show you a picture. I've got one on my phone. 51 00:03:15,244 --> 00:03:17,804 Speaker 1: I thought we said no phones in the studio. So 52 00:03:17,923 --> 00:03:22,244 Speaker 1: that's a fake stick on navel that her navel is 53 00:03:22,284 --> 00:03:24,683 Speaker 1: actually way under. Will be good for that, Sam Smith, 54 00:03:24,724 --> 00:03:28,484 Speaker 1: he wears the pants high does he wears, So you 55 00:03:28,564 --> 00:03:30,764 Speaker 1: wear the high pants. But this gives you an illusion 56 00:03:30,964 --> 00:03:33,683 Speaker 1: that you're wearing low pants. It's like a Bond villain. 57 00:03:34,603 --> 00:03:39,364 Speaker 1: But the superfluous nipple, remember that superfluous belly button. So 58 00:03:39,444 --> 00:03:41,724 Speaker 1: if you go home with someone and get undressed, be 59 00:03:41,803 --> 00:03:45,764 Speaker 1: like unflating a zodiac. And why do you have two navels? 60 00:03:46,803 --> 00:03:48,604 Speaker 1: And if you want to put it onto your chin, 61 00:03:48,884 --> 00:03:52,164 Speaker 1: people think of had an extreme face lift. That's a 62 00:03:52,244 --> 00:03:53,204 Speaker 1: nice bow tie.