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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime.

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<v Speaker 2>I might have always had a crunch.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not telling you anyone.

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<v Speaker 4>The Snag's got snags.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one O four.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning Patsy, Good morning Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>Honey, guys, did you notice.

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<v Speaker 5>It quite on the roads this morning? Coming in Idea

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<v Speaker 5>going down on Being which is very foggy. Otherwise back

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<v Speaker 5>in London you don't often get it that foggy here. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I fear that there must be only mad about a

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<v Speaker 5>undred people listening to the show today. Yeah, I was

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<v Speaker 5>looking around, going try to get today or we're going

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<v Speaker 5>to We could actually just phone them from them on

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<v Speaker 5>conference school, save the transmits of power. We can make

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<v Speaker 5>it very easy for everyone today. Patsy, how's your weekend?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, our washing machine, our clothes, washing masche She has

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<v Speaker 2>died and it was the love God's fault. Let's just

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<v Speaker 2>get that out right at the start. Because he yesterday

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<v Speaker 2>said I had to go out. He said, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do the washing while you're out. I said, that'd

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<v Speaker 2>be fabulous, good drying day. Get those sheets and towels out,

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<v Speaker 2>get onto it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, day over the week.

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<v Speaker 2>I get excited when it's a good dry toast.

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<v Speaker 5>Strip the bed. Now, let's get it clean, get it

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<v Speaker 5>out there, get it back on all in the day,

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<v Speaker 5>magical dry day.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like I'm winning it life if if it's a

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<v Speaker 2>good drying day. Anyway, So, and you know he's he's not.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't come down the last shower. He knows to

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<v Speaker 2>separate the ducks from the whites. Never put the towels

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<v Speaker 2>in with everything else. They've got to go on their own.

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<v Speaker 5>Speaking about if he's got some sort of mental defect,

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<v Speaker 5>who's my guy?

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<v Speaker 6>You know?

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<v Speaker 5>Separate this black sock from the white underpan.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's happened before anyways. I thought, oh, that's all right,

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<v Speaker 2>he's trustworthy. I can leave him with it.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyone else, don't play with the other one.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you're allowed it in the laundry. Now after several

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<v Speaker 3>seven decades, you're allowed in the laundry. Can I go

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<v Speaker 3>in the kitchen?

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<v Speaker 5>Please don't put your fingers in the sockets again, we've

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<v Speaker 5>had this reform CRUs Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>But I got home and him and Ords had in

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<v Speaker 2>between gone out, so it was just me getting home

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<v Speaker 2>on my own. Instantly, instantly, when I opened the door,

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<v Speaker 2>It's like my wifi's senses went ballistic. There was something

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<v Speaker 2>very very wrong because I could hear this metal on

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<v Speaker 2>metal grating in the machine, and I could smell burning,

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<v Speaker 2>and I thought, oh no, and it's a fairly new machine,

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<v Speaker 2>so I thought, what on earth? So I've rushed down

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<v Speaker 2>to the laundry at the other end of the house.

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<v Speaker 2>And what had happened is, to cut long story short,

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<v Speaker 2>he'd put one of my bras, which I always hand washed.

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<v Speaker 2>He'd put one of the bras in with the wash.

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<v Speaker 6>Always do it.

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<v Speaker 5>I always trock my waist.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's got like you know, the metal.

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<v Speaker 5>Wash. No, it's going down to a creek washing.

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<v Speaker 2>Not the clip, the meggins, the support, the underwire. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So I opened I opened up the door and it's

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<v Speaker 2>like hanging half out and it's all mangled and twisted

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<v Speaker 2>and it's wrecked the machine. I think. So he's put

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<v Speaker 2>the bra in there when I've specifically said I always.

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<v Speaker 5>Handle was I didn't know you meant to do it separately.

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<v Speaker 2>It recks you machine, and that's what it's done to

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<v Speaker 2>our like eight month old bosh. It's like carcked it.

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<v Speaker 2>So now I can't get mister Bosh out for at

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<v Speaker 2>least two weeks because he's very busy, and so I can't.

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<v Speaker 5>Because there isn't already back to school this week. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I already know. Jack was asking me early what I'm

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<v Speaker 5>doing to my certa going through that school bag, that

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<v Speaker 5>sports kit that hasn't been washing three weeks. So you've

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<v Speaker 5>got no washing.

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<v Speaker 2>Machine, I've got no So that means I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>have to go up to the laundromat, which I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think I've done since I was probably about nineteen.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like a walk of Shane when you go to

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<v Speaker 5>certain ages, and't it you feel like you've been charged.

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<v Speaker 5>I always think that I've been thrown out the house

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<v Speaker 5>or something if I'm taking out blue bag, was happy married? Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>this is to stop these rumors.

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<v Speaker 6>Guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Everybody else's students not living out that car. So, Patsy,

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<v Speaker 5>do you need us to take that washing in for you?

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<v Speaker 5>You would do that for us, You would do that

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<v Speaker 5>for us? That is vile.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not bringing in my smalls here for you to.

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<v Speaker 5>Look at my washing machines at your disposal. Do you

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<v Speaker 5>also want me to have a world that Robert say

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<v Speaker 5>you can take his bag of spanners out tomorrow or

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<v Speaker 5>something to start having a look at it.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's do Extra Time on the time. Was stuff everything

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<v Speaker 5>right though? Patsy? Yeah? Yeah, why the jack just said

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<v Speaker 5>to me, you know, if Patsy's running at half speed there,

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<v Speaker 5>I know it's I know a lot of people are

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<v Speaker 5>gonna have an rdeo today, but we ca Okay, why am.

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<v Speaker 2>I running at high speed?

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<v Speaker 3>It's go time it show, I said, I said half

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<v Speaker 3>speed not. I thought it was a great story. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you're just pacing leisurely, yeah, with it like a.

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<v Speaker 5>Philly buster a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's a bit ironic, isn't it. From old Sleepy

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<v Speaker 2>Joe in there.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't want to start Apart.

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<v Speaker 2>From old sleepy Joe, that is rich.

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<v Speaker 5>That is rich to be fair of sleepy Joe saying

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<v Speaker 5>something sometimes you've got to pay attention. Wow, that's good.

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<v Speaker 5>Hire a poacher to catch a poacher.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe it's me. I am uncharacteristically hung over this today,

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<v Speaker 3>and I am slow, so I should not be thrown down.

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<v Speaker 5>You're running at normal speed. This is good. If Patsy,

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<v Speaker 5>could you just go at this volume. All right, guys,

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<v Speaker 5>this is perfect for old boozy post drunk bands.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, who's in the park playing under the influence? I

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<v Speaker 5>tell you who boottound Gang?

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<v Speaker 3>Very good gold Uh you too.

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<v Speaker 5>Get a room? You to get a room. Looking at

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<v Speaker 5>the end of the arm making out in this pub. Florence.

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<v Speaker 5>She's been knocking the mat. She can't operate the heavy machinery.

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<v Speaker 3>Silvera.

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<v Speaker 5>It's very Patsy's radio virus. I'm half speed, half comedy today. Guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Imagine Flaggons, Flaggers about and smash Mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>They're in the bub.

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<v Speaker 5>That's right, they're smash Think you know this one? All right?

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<v Speaker 4>Jackie boy drunk bands.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, David albarn and the boys are in the bar.

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<v Speaker 3>Slur Damion what I call him?

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<v Speaker 7>David?

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, I know, I know you're a dead but I

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<v Speaker 5>love the blood.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hated for me.

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<v Speaker 6>On the show.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll just go home now.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys, Patsy's at half speed. You and Dad Gear, Graham Bowie,

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<v Speaker 5>I love all the mans. Michael Dragon any who where

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<v Speaker 5>were we? That's right on the radio, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's in the who's in the pub? Kenny Groggins?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>They Silver and Ginessa and Rossi.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Someone says texted in actually listen, called Graham Goodring, Grahame Christian,

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<v Speaker 5>this is a patsy.

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<v Speaker 4>No Patsy, you don't need to go to the laundromat.

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<v Speaker 4>Chris stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>That's up the word we love God. He has to

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<v Speaker 5>go and deal with all that. If you broke, you

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<v Speaker 5>need to do all the fix around. I'm clamous as here.

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<v Speaker 5>You never put a bra in the washing machine. Hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 5>if I get up till the weekend, right, whatever gets

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<v Speaker 5>you through life, that's what I say.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, as long as you keep it moving.

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<v Speaker 5>My wife's officer, I thought they always just go in

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<v Speaker 5>the washing machine.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you must handwash them. They're a fortune. They cost

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<v Speaker 2>a fortune, and my mother always told me to handwash

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<v Speaker 2>them in luxe flakes, which is what I always do.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm sure I've told him that before.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe I haven't told you guys this yet.

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<v Speaker 3>I woke up the other morning on a Sunday morning

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<v Speaker 3>when I'm trying to sleep in hearing the sound of

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<v Speaker 3>like metal rattling. I say, what's this? I walk into

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<v Speaker 3>the room. Bank's got a tape measure out like the

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<v Speaker 3>one a carpenter with us to measure her boobs to

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<v Speaker 3>buy a bra online.

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<v Speaker 8>Steal ones probably industrial ones like Makita A right time,

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<v Speaker 8>waste extra time.

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<v Speaker 4>We're looking for your drunk bands, goldswin pants.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's see what you've got not two pack, six pack

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<v Speaker 5>gold that's very good, an ash one Republican silver, Ben's

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<v Speaker 5>Skulls five silver plus, fall down boy silver publican Enemy

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<v Speaker 5>that is very good.

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<v Speaker 4>World Ginzia slurring jets instead.

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<v Speaker 5>Of the screening jets. Damien Mariah, carry me home goldt

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<v Speaker 5>David Berry gold Chance pronunciations.

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<v Speaker 4>Begs gold is very good.

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<v Speaker 5>Chris Motley brue silver, Credence need water for revival.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that that is gold plus.

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<v Speaker 4>That is very very good.

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<v Speaker 5>Several hats off Credence, need Water for Revival. Uh daft

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<v Speaker 5>drunk so absinthe and the ads.

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on wrong?

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<v Speaker 5>Ben even made it to the our six news.

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to tell you another eddingto No, it's

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<v Speaker 3>twenty five, we're no in in news.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey listen whitch all night? This good stuff right now.

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<v Speaker 5>It's Alredio Monday. There's no one listening. We're just doing

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<v Speaker 5>this for our sales guys. Juice, Springsteen, Bronze, Feeling a

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<v Speaker 1>And Peppers Gold The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Exactly a week's time, we'll be getting ready pressing play

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<v Speaker 5>on one movie which we played non stop for forty

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<v Speaker 5>eight hours off forty eight movie mouth and after seven

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<v Speaker 5>o'clock we start giving more seats away and our little

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<v Speaker 5>Gold Class Cinema and Chapel Street Precinct twenty thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 5>up for grabs to whoever is left sat at the

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<v Speaker 5>end of the forty eight hours over the weekend. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>starting to think I can't see anyone making the forty

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<v Speaker 5>eight hours.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think the difference is it's a dark room

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<v Speaker 3>in comfy seats that reclined, that recline, it's all these

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<v Speaker 3>inviting things that make you and the cinema's nice and warm.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna make you want to go to sleep.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and it's this is not over the weekend. You know,

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<v Speaker 5>you because you're not working, you start to it. I

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<v Speaker 5>sound you're little bit tired and thinking how tired you'd

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<v Speaker 5>be if you've been sat in a chair, and I

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<v Speaker 5>know exhausted is doing the long haul just to get

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<v Speaker 5>back to the UK for twenty three hours, even though

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<v Speaker 5>you can get up and it's still mentally and you're

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<v Speaker 5>not off. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I was speculating with friends over the weekend and now

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<v Speaker 3>I'm actually in the of the thought that we won't

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<v Speaker 3>even make it to Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 5>No perhats the Originally Jack and I were talking about

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<v Speaker 5>doing this for seventy two hours.

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<v Speaker 3>Aw forty hours.

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<v Speaker 5>There's no way somebody seventy two hours watching this. And

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<v Speaker 5>also we got to remember this is what the same movie.

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<v Speaker 5>There's not a bunch of movies right that you might

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<v Speaker 5>be to get, you might try and become invested in.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the same flipper movie. You're gonna zone out and

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<v Speaker 5>be like white noise After a while.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember saying, what if the whole cinema makes it

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<v Speaker 3>to forty eight hours, then they all win?

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<v Speaker 5>I wish will they get sixteen twenty I'd say two thousand.

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<v Speaker 5>I've waked off eighteen thousand just to cover my costs

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<v Speaker 5>in this.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty thousand divided by sixteen people in the cinema, they'd

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<v Speaker 3>get twelve hundred and fifty dollars each.

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<v Speaker 5>What does that work out if I buy forty eight

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<v Speaker 5>to work out your hourly rates. You're better off going

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<v Speaker 5>to Pokey.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty six dollars an hour, don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Do a shift at Mackers minimum weight.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, all right, So on the Monday, now, we'd like

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<v Speaker 5>to celebrate everyone who's at work, because this is like

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<v Speaker 5>a secret time of the day. Everyone who starts so

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<v Speaker 5>wake up after seven o'clock. They don't realize that a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of Balbernians are already at work, and you guys

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<v Speaker 5>are the unsung heroes today, even more so because I

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<v Speaker 5>went into about most people would have played the old audio.

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<v Speaker 5>She got a nice long weekend. I don't even know

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<v Speaker 5>if all of the other breakfast shows are even on

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<v Speaker 5>hour this morning. In fact, I know it's a fact

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<v Speaker 5>none of them are.

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<v Speaker 3>Take pride with us then that you came into works

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<v Speaker 3>having up the three of us.

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<v Speaker 5>Even Patsy, she's showing it. She's at the quarter.

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<v Speaker 2>Speed, even Patsy.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what we're doing is we're she recording Patsy and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then playing just fun in here. I might out of

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<v Speaker 2>this entirety.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, then maybe have another half hour in bed. If

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<v Speaker 5>they're going to be like nodding off in front of

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<v Speaker 5>the microphone, it's Patsy's forty eight minute movie marathon. All right,

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<v Speaker 5>so if you're at work. Partly, we're also asking this

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<v Speaker 5>because we do need to know that there are some

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<v Speaker 5>people listening right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Our self esteem is we have to.

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<v Speaker 5>Delude ourselves every day that are people listening today? Just

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<v Speaker 5>see how quiet Punt Road was. I'm like, I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not sure how many people are going to be

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<v Speaker 5>out there at work.

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<v Speaker 3>Today If no one calls, I guess.

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<v Speaker 5>No, don't just go on. Just stick on a long

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<v Speaker 5>album and get the head out of here, all right?

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<v Speaker 5>Nine four one four one o four three knock on Monday?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you already knocking on at work? Orre you just

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<v Speaker 5>on your way in?

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<v Speaker 4>Nine one o four three Jackie boy.

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<v Speaker 5>For these winners that are at work this morning, what

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<v Speaker 5>prizes can they choose from?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we will open the merch cabin for some Christian

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<v Speaker 3>I connel show merch. We've got pins, fridge magnets, socks, mugs.

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<v Speaker 5>Sounds like a Disney club when you went out there

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<v Speaker 5>like we're doing a kids show. Doesn't it warming up

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<v Speaker 5>until Blue's on at seven?

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<v Speaker 3>We need to only need like slap Rice.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>You want to Christian of the team, I am spewing.

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<v Speaker 5>I organize a sight meet in this morning at seven am.

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<v Speaker 5>When I organize it, I've completely forgotten it was and

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<v Speaker 5>Anzac day. The next day, I've had to drive from

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<v Speaker 5>Traden to Armadale and I've just had a look on

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<v Speaker 5>Google Maps. Two and a half hour drive. It's a

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<v Speaker 5>twenty minute meter I'm gonna be having and then I'm

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<v Speaker 5>done for the day. It was too late to counsel

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<v Speaker 5>once i'd realized yesterday. Thank you guys for turning out

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<v Speaker 5>to do the show today to make the two and

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<v Speaker 5>a half hour trip back more bearable, even if it

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<v Speaker 5>is half paced Monday. That's from step steph our pleasure.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much. All right, who is actually not

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<v Speaker 5>in an audio today? Who is actually at work? Nine

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<v Speaker 5>one o four three? Take your leave, our patsies, but

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<v Speaker 5>make your half price today half pace, half pace money.

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<v Speaker 2>I assure you on full pace floor to the floor.

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<v Speaker 5>But I'll mate you woke up with that dr chat

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<v Speaker 5>floor to the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>I meant foot to the floor. Maybe I am half speed.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just go home now?

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<v Speaker 5>All right, let's chat to Kate. Kate's already at work.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning, Kate, Ah, Hi Christian, do you know I've

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<v Speaker 7>just arrived at work this morning. I'm all ready to

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<v Speaker 7>roll and have a great day.

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<v Speaker 5>And what do you do, Kate's what are you up

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<v Speaker 5>to today? What do you do for a living?

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<v Speaker 7>I work in care?

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<v Speaker 5>Awesome?

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<v Speaker 4>And the kids in today?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, yeah, I imagine we'll have pretty much a full

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<v Speaker 7>group today.

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<v Speaker 5>Quite not today, mum.

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<v Speaker 7>A lot of because of the schools as well having

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<v Speaker 7>their school holidays, so a lot of siblings are still

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<v Speaker 7>at home. And yeah, yeah we get we get the

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<v Speaker 7>young family members in it. Yeah, very fun.

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<v Speaker 5>And what will you be doing today? What's what's the

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<v Speaker 5>game plan?

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<v Speaker 7>Main focus today? We're going to make some end biscuits.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that sounds like a lot of fun, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 5>I remember Patsy did that when I first started. Please

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<v Speaker 5>don't they were a little bit harder.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm much around with the recipes.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't muck around.

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<v Speaker 8>We tried to make itip that exists for a reason.

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<v Speaker 5>They were chaw breakers. Basically, my body is still digesting it,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, like a snake with a goat. Five years later. Serious,

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<v Speaker 5>I reckon if I had a kernoscopy going when with

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<v Speaker 5>exam biscuits in here eighteen twenty eighteen. Okay, thank you very.

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<v Speaker 4>Much for give us a call. Simon coome On Simon.

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<v Speaker 9>Good morning, Jane.

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<v Speaker 1>How are we all this morning?

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<v Speaker 5>We're good, Simon. Are you sound nice and lively and busy?

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<v Speaker 5>What are you up to?

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<v Speaker 10>So?

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<v Speaker 9>I'm a gabbo and I've been at Working Street thirty

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<v Speaker 9>and I get out a bit at one thirty in

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<v Speaker 9>the morning to start work.

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<v Speaker 5>Your day starts a half one is that every day,

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<v Speaker 5>five days a.

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<v Speaker 9>Week, Monday to Friday and then Saturday mornings I start

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<v Speaker 9>at five. So I made a bed at three.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, that is intense. How many years you've been doing that, Simon.

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<v Speaker 9>Ah, they've been doing it about six years, four years

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<v Speaker 9>in Melbourne and two years in darl And before that.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. And how do you how do you cote with?

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<v Speaker 5>How do you cope with those hours? Oh?

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<v Speaker 9>Mate, I just got used to it and I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love my job.

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<v Speaker 9>I love I work for and it's great fun.

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<v Speaker 3>You're up at about for someone who who was awake

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<v Speaker 3>at one.

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<v Speaker 5>Th in the morning. Yeah, this is actually Simon. What

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<v Speaker 5>can we give you from our merch cupboard?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh mate? Just send us whatever you got.

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<v Speaker 11>I'm happy with anything you like.

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<v Speaker 3>Zen on the phone, Simon, no one watched the fridge magnets,

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<v Speaker 3>but they're actually three good you can have two fridge magnets.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, awesome, that's.

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<v Speaker 5>Great, Simon. Thank you very much. You're giving us a

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<v Speaker 5>kill mate, and I love the attitude, love the show.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you, Simon. Just go to Naomi. Good morning, KnowI.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, good morning?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good Namen. You're up and at work already. You're

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<v Speaker 4>knocking on.

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<v Speaker 11>I am, I am.

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<v Speaker 12>I am actually sitting at the front door. I thought

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<v Speaker 12>I can't just walk in like talking at the top

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<v Speaker 12>of my lungs on the phone.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I am. Are you what the front door of work?

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<v Speaker 12>At the front door of work about to clock on

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<v Speaker 12>at seven am?

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<v Speaker 5>So I respect for you well, because most people aren't.

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<v Speaker 5>They don't mind having personal sort of calls very loudly

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<v Speaker 5>these days, do they. So you're not cold? It's all

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<v Speaker 5>foggy out there.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh I'm in the carts toasty. It's fine.

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<v Speaker 5>And what do you do? What do you do? Know me?

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<v Speaker 12>I am a nurse and I monitor people remotely, so

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<v Speaker 12>they are at home in their toasty homes and they

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<v Speaker 12>take their blood pressure and all of that jazz and

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<v Speaker 12>send it through over the internet and I look at

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<v Speaker 12>it on my computer and give them a rine. There

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<v Speaker 12>not looking great. I didn't know this was a thing now, Yeah, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 12>depending on what sort of you know, chronic illness they have.

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<v Speaker 12>So yeah, we're looking after people that have if.

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<v Speaker 5>That chronic I can't be like filling out something online.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm trying to find the energy in it's.

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<v Speaker 4>His heart attack is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, yeah, we're hoping we wouldn't get those fo calls.

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<v Speaker 5>So what happens say someone does start having high blood pressure, right,

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<v Speaker 5>and then they send it off to you guys, and

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<v Speaker 5>what then you give them a call is check how

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<v Speaker 5>they are and what's going on.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, we're looking at yeah, we look at everything else

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<v Speaker 12>that's going on. We're going, what's what's happening?

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<v Speaker 13>Have you?

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<v Speaker 12>You know, what's their other their other numbers? Like how

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<v Speaker 12>are they feeling?

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<v Speaker 5>Turn the game off if your team are losing, and

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<v Speaker 5>so what do alarms start going off on your computer?

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<v Speaker 5>How does it work? In my mind, you've got like

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<v Speaker 5>a you know those sort of those where they have

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<v Speaker 5>TVs of a city and those things like everywhere. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>and you've got a flashing house in Craigie Bird. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>his blood pressure is the stomic is too high.

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<v Speaker 12>Not quite like that, but I think we should redesign

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<v Speaker 12>it so it is like that. Yeah, no, we just turn.

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<v Speaker 12>We've just got like an adult system, like a traffic

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<v Speaker 12>light system, so red. You know, anything that comes up red,

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<v Speaker 12>we're like, right is that? To give them a call

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<v Speaker 12>and find out what's going on? You know, sometimes they

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<v Speaker 12>press the wrong button on their on their iPad and

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<v Speaker 12>it will come up and we'll give them a ringe.

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<v Speaker 12>So often we'll just say, you know, have a chat

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<v Speaker 12>and see how they're.

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<v Speaker 3>Going and what shore is the information being put in

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<v Speaker 3>wrong versus they're actually sick.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh, we've got lots of elderly people. So sometimes they

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<v Speaker 12>press that their short of breath or they've got chest

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<v Speaker 12>pain by mistake.

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<v Speaker 13>Not that often, not that often.

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<v Speaker 6>Thing.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't know this was a thing. Wellnmi, thank you

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<v Speaker 5>you and your team for everything you do.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh yeah, it's great.

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<v Speaker 5>Andami, what can we send you? What would you like

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<v Speaker 5>from our merch cub Naomi?

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<v Speaker 12>Well, I am a nurse, and if you know anything

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<v Speaker 12>about nursing, if there's three pens where they're.

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<v Speaker 5>So I didn't imagine that high tech thing. You need

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<v Speaker 5>a pen?

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<v Speaker 12>Oh we do. We can't work without a pin.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, we'll send you pens and we thank you

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<v Speaker 4>very much.

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<v Speaker 5>Have a great day, Yeah you too.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye Well, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>I hope you had a great weekend. Let's talk about

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<v Speaker 5>the weekend. Now we've got up to over the weekend

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<v Speaker 5>and six words as where we invite you to tell

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<v Speaker 5>us a story of your weekend. What have you got

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<v Speaker 5>to over the weekend? And six words text them into

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<v Speaker 5>me over seven five three one oh four three. Before

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<v Speaker 5>we go any further, we should just take a moment

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<v Speaker 5>to say what a huge loss to Australia and cultural

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<v Speaker 5>I think, to comedy all over the world. The great

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<v Speaker 5>Barry Humphreys passed away like a true entertainer on a

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<v Speaker 5>Saturday night taking his final bow was say world class

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<v Speaker 5>titan of comedy and improvational comedy as well. Later on

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<v Speaker 5>this morning, about half an hour's time, we're going to

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<v Speaker 5>have a fellow great entertainer, Steve Wissar, to really talk

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<v Speaker 5>about just what a what an amazing talent Barry Humphrees was.

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<v Speaker 5>But you and your family must have grown up with

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<v Speaker 5>with damad pants we did in U came huge.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I love salz Celez Patterson, which it was

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<v Speaker 2>just every time I see it. We're watching shorts over

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I watched Low's yesterday, just his.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, and those derogatory facial expressions that he had

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<v Speaker 2>as well as Day mid Now. It was just he

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<v Speaker 2>was so funny.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. I watched so many clips of different Parkinson episodes

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<v Speaker 5>where he just controlled all the timing of it. It's

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<v Speaker 5>almost like the guests were hostages to day think it

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<v Speaker 5>is he going to look at me in a minute?

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<v Speaker 5>All right, jackie boy, what did you get up to

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<v Speaker 5>this weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? My six words would be I missed you guys

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<v Speaker 3>at pocon I. Sorry that you couldn't make it.

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<v Speaker 5>We won't invited?

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<v Speaker 2>What serious?

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<v Speaker 3>I am thinking? Maybe there is still room to do

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<v Speaker 3>a team pokenon again. But I had my happy to

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<v Speaker 3>be an afterthought like that too. My childhood friends, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>neglect my childhood friends and so who came around? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>my ten guys. I went to school and that's Grimary

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<v Speaker 3>school with Yeah for pocon I, it was it great,

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<v Speaker 3>it was great fun.

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<v Speaker 14>I go.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta mentioned one thing that has got to stop

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<v Speaker 3>on this show. Sure that you started. Actually, my friends

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<v Speaker 3>as they folded into the house, one of my mates

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<v Speaker 3>looked around the hallway and looked into the bedroom and goes,

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<v Speaker 3>oh good, no socks on the floor. That was started

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<v Speaker 3>here and I wanted to.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry that my eighteen year old daughter saw a

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<v Speaker 5>discarded sock not in the bedroom chat, but in a

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<v Speaker 5>signed computer room via a very large monitor. So I'm

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<v Speaker 5>sorry you left a sock suspiciously close to a computer monitor,

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<v Speaker 5>which is a window on all kinds of acts online.

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<v Speaker 4>As we know that, I'm sorry we saw something you left.

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<v Speaker 3>Not the first person to take my shoes off by

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<v Speaker 3>a computer, and I will hear nothing more about it.

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<v Speaker 5>Everything right, So I'm happy to agree to this. Do

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<v Speaker 5>you want me to refer to it as now and

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<v Speaker 5>not the love sock anymore?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't even us in computer sentences in computer But good

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<v Speaker 3>news is Poking Night was a complete success.

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<v Speaker 5>So you had the table out because when we came around,

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<v Speaker 5>we did a team one and it was a great.

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<v Speaker 5>Now you have the table, which makes a big difference.

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<v Speaker 3>Borrowed the table again from my friend.

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<v Speaker 2>And all the proper fessional setup.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a great setup. We went till well, I went

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<v Speaker 3>till two o'clock in the morning. Until that is a

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<v Speaker 3>long for me. You know, that is what this is

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<v Speaker 3>coming from. Somebody who remember on New Year's EF I

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<v Speaker 3>was in bed by twelve thirty at my own house party.

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<v Speaker 3>So two am for me was very good. But it's

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<v Speaker 3>the same kind of guys who were at the New

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<v Speaker 3>Ye's Eve party. They just want to stay on.

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<v Speaker 5>So you get that when you're drinking, don't you get

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<v Speaker 5>a fake energy? Yes, I felt so good right now,

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<v Speaker 5>I'll go on for another couple of hours. It's only

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<v Speaker 5>when you stop drinking you realize, oh god, that wasn't energy.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>I think there's something about sitting down. Well, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>we were sat there for eight hours because.

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<v Speaker 5>You're doing something you kids yourself that you're not just

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<v Speaker 5>in the pub get drunk.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't realize how drunk you are until you stand up.

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<v Speaker 3>So at two am I call it quits. They stayed

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<v Speaker 3>up till four am before I went to bed.

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<v Speaker 5>How did you see it with like the noise because

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<v Speaker 5>a load of guys at two am aren't quite.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I had to put whate noise on my speaker.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you get in Gordy's like crib or something like that?

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<v Speaker 5>The sound of the seashore.

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<v Speaker 3>I finish my night anytime I'm drinking, which I don't

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<v Speaker 3>drink a lot anymore, but I finished with a big

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<v Speaker 3>glass of hydrolight to replenish.

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<v Speaker 5>The I that like two hundred mill etres of potassium

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<v Speaker 5>is going to help out all that grog in there.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, And I thought, you know what, I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to help out all these guys. They're going to thank

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<v Speaker 3>me tomorrow morning. So I lined up before I went

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<v Speaker 3>to bed. There are still six of them left. I

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<v Speaker 3>lined out six. Make sure you drink these please before

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<v Speaker 3>you leave.

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<v Speaker 5>You thank me tomorrow when that hangover kicks in. Weren't

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<v Speaker 5>you worried about them like burning the house down or something?

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<v Speaker 5>And the drunk guys just looking up?

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<v Speaker 3>I honestly, at that stage, I just wanted to get

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<v Speaker 3>to sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast interest.

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<v Speaker 5>A new story of the weekend that made me think

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<v Speaker 5>of you, Jack. Now you've recently moved to Alphington. This

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<v Speaker 5>story people might not might have heard about it about

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<v Speaker 5>a giant deer just suddenly someone's home.

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<v Speaker 14>And Elfhington father has returned home to find a fully

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<v Speaker 14>grown deer on the loose inside his house. The animal

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<v Speaker 14>broke in through a window with its antlers, and it

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<v Speaker 14>took a team effort to coax him out.

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<v Speaker 5>I want if they say broken with his antlers, like

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<v Speaker 5>they can take them off. It's not like a top

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<v Speaker 5>the bloody great antlers off? Put them there? Got the old,

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<v Speaker 5>big old dead head.

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<v Speaker 3>Want to stretch the wall pane down the hall. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a big talk of the town in the.

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<v Speaker 5>Definitely were your parents worried about you?

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<v Speaker 3>How how? Yeah, Mum said it to me on Friday, saying,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess, like keep on the lookout in case he

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<v Speaker 3>comes to your house next. But how just how deer

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<v Speaker 3>gets into the inner suburbs.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, that's why I couldn't silly got where did it

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<v Speaker 5>come from? I get?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, people were speculating that he ran down the river

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<v Speaker 3>because the river runs through Elfhington in through the city.

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<v Speaker 5>So you think that he was, like you last week,

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<v Speaker 5>he's lost.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe so like he's out. I guess he's out in

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<v Speaker 3>the bush or wherever the deer live. And then he's

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<v Speaker 3>just walked along the river.

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<v Speaker 4>Does you get the train again when there's antlers.

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<v Speaker 3>Until he finally gives up and then just goes into

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<v Speaker 3>a side straight.

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<v Speaker 5>But how can you find out? How do they get

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<v Speaker 5>the deer out? Where do they take him?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he was in there for ages. Wasn't watching TV?

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<v Speaker 5>Watching again, having some snacks and popping a few bits.

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<v Speaker 3>Weren't the family hiding up stairs?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Someone someone opened the front doors.

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<v Speaker 4>You see the photo of it in their house.

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<v Speaker 6>It's shug.

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<v Speaker 3>I imagine they have to tranquil tranket, don't they.

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<v Speaker 10>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they just opened the front door and scooted just.

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<v Speaker 5>Not like a bug. And then someone else's problem.

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<v Speaker 4>Tramline.

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<v Speaker 5>I think they just opened the front door. Winning our

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<v Speaker 5>specialist front door team for that, surely they would have tranquilized.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I think they do it humanly.

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<v Speaker 5>And then they had news reader here local news stories.

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<v Speaker 5>It's it's just to speculate on it. Sorry, you're not

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<v Speaker 5>in the Herald Son today, so therefore we don't know

0:28:03.560 --> 0:28:06.000
<v Speaker 5>about made up news.

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<v Speaker 2>Show us saw footage of someone jimmy opened the front

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<v Speaker 2>door and shoot off your gun.

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<v Speaker 3>Why they have to jimmy the front door open?

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<v Speaker 15>No?

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<v Speaker 6>Everyone?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I didn't want to go downstairs and get

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<v Speaker 2>bombarded by the deer hell.

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<v Speaker 5>Rios using this new new fangle thing called the into

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<v Speaker 5>where I believe it is? What have you found?

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<v Speaker 3>The first ranger rocked up at the place, meant to shoot.

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<v Speaker 5>A ranger, exciting call the ranger yoke mares in town.

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<v Speaker 3>But he forgot to bring tranquilizers.

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<v Speaker 5>Bloody brother in law on the front door.

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<v Speaker 3>So we had to call a second ranger to come

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<v Speaker 3>in later, who came half an hour later with tranquilizers.

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<v Speaker 3>But by then the door the deer had just left

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<v Speaker 3>through the door showed itself out.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you mane did it go?

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<v Speaker 12>So?

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<v Speaker 3>Did it go? Did it go?

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<v Speaker 5>It's still an elephant?

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<v Speaker 3>Or just maybe I should be worried?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know where the deer ended up. We're going

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<v Speaker 3>to keep it looking at it.

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<v Speaker 5>Has anyone seen the deer that on Friday was in

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<v Speaker 5>alph until where is it?

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<v Speaker 6>Now?

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<v Speaker 5>What have they done with this deer? Nine four one

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<v Speaker 5>four one O four three? And we want your stories

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<v Speaker 5>about uninvited animal visitors in your home one O four three,

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>So we're talking about uninvited animal visitors in your home.

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<v Speaker 14>And Alphington father has returned home to find a fully

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<v Speaker 14>grown deer on the loose inside his house. The animal

0:29:39.040 --> 0:29:42.000
<v Speaker 14>broke in through a window with its antlers and it

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<v Speaker 14>took a team effort to coax him out.

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<v Speaker 5>So you that does happen? You call Triple zero?

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<v Speaker 11>Do you?

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<v Speaker 5>Is there a different one for animals.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know the rangers number. So yeah, called Triple zero.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Christian are large herd of deer live and grays

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<v Speaker 5>along the yarraw. A few have ended up in residential

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<v Speaker 5>areas over the years, like Clifton Hill and Fitzroy Hipster deer. Wow,

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<v Speaker 5>they give you a very big surprise when you see

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<v Speaker 5>them because they are absolutely huge. All right, So animals

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<v Speaker 5>uninvited animal visitors in your home? Nine four one four

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<v Speaker 5>one oh four three. Good morning, Julia, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 7>How are you all?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm good, Julia. I hope you had a great weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>So who was your your home?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, when we were saying that a Tasmania are saying

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<v Speaker 7>this beautiful benbat and there was all these ducks that

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<v Speaker 7>were outside and my youngest son decided to because he

0:30:32.200 --> 0:30:34.600
<v Speaker 7>knew that they liked bread. He took some toilet paper

0:30:34.680 --> 0:30:36.600
<v Speaker 7>rolled up and dips in water so it looked like

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<v Speaker 7>a piece of bread. Lured one of the ducks into

0:30:38.960 --> 0:30:41.400
<v Speaker 7>our house and shut the door behind it, and so

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<v Speaker 7>then came and told they've got freaked out, and came

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<v Speaker 7>and told my husband and I said, man, there's a

0:30:44.880 --> 0:30:47.200
<v Speaker 7>duck in there. We came to and when my husband

0:30:47.200 --> 0:30:50.440
<v Speaker 7>tried to catch it, it took flight and slewed around

0:30:50.440 --> 0:30:53.600
<v Speaker 7>the room, pulling the whole way round, and they had

0:30:53.680 --> 0:30:55.480
<v Speaker 7>white bed to take off.

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<v Speaker 5>They let some of that sort of plane fuel.

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<v Speaker 3>Out on the husband.

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<v Speaker 5>You were not getting a very good host review on Airbnb.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my god, and it was all over the blind

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<v Speaker 7>We had.

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<v Speaker 5>Us terrible.

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<v Speaker 7>So it was such a myss oh and there was

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<v Speaker 7>so I mean, my husband went over and said, look,

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<v Speaker 7>we had an incident. There was a ducklet got in

0:31:19.880 --> 0:31:21.760
<v Speaker 7>the house. And they went, oh, yes, that can happen.

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<v Speaker 4>So it was on No it stinks as well. That

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<v Speaker 4>duck mark already stinks, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, absolutely revolting. So yeah, there was just it was

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<v Speaker 7>just a myth. And it was carbon and ports. My

0:31:32.720 --> 0:31:35.520
<v Speaker 7>poor son and died because I didn't know that was

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<v Speaker 7>going to happen.

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<v Speaker 5>Julie, A great story. Thank you very much to give

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<v Speaker 5>us a call. You have a good day, you too,

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<v Speaker 5>Hello Katrina, Hi, Hey Gulling. We good. So who was

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<v Speaker 5>in your house? We've had a duck who was in yours.

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<v Speaker 10>So we have we live in Dale's Creek and we

0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:56.320
<v Speaker 10>live in a very old home and we get micro

0:31:56.440 --> 0:32:00.760
<v Speaker 10>bats occasionally that come flying into the house. So we

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<v Speaker 10>have like a full on military exercise that we have

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<v Speaker 10>to do because these little microbats aren't really smart. My

0:32:08.480 --> 0:32:11.360
<v Speaker 10>whole I've got two kids, two dogs, two cats, and

0:32:11.400 --> 0:32:14.280
<v Speaker 10>a beautiful husband and so we all have a job.

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<v Speaker 10>So the kids that command you have to get down

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<v Speaker 10>low because also because it's a bad it could possibly

0:32:19.760 --> 0:32:22.520
<v Speaker 10>have rabies, so we're like, you shouldn't get bitten or

0:32:22.600 --> 0:32:27.920
<v Speaker 10>scratched by them. So yeah, we get down low. We

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<v Speaker 10>turn off all the lights, and my husband opens up

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<v Speaker 10>the front door, lays down on his back and opens

0:32:34.800 --> 0:32:36.600
<v Speaker 10>the front door, turns the light on so that it

0:32:36.680 --> 0:32:40.680
<v Speaker 10>flies towards the light, and my kids commando crawl to

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<v Speaker 10>get the cats so that they put the cats away,

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<v Speaker 10>and then they commando crawled back to the living room.

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<v Speaker 10>We're all lying low waiting for this little bat to

0:32:49.520 --> 0:32:51.920
<v Speaker 10>fly through the front door towards the light. And my

0:32:52.000 --> 0:32:54.400
<v Speaker 10>husband gives us the signal because he's the one that

0:32:54.480 --> 0:32:56.840
<v Speaker 10>actually is on his back and can see when the

0:32:56.880 --> 0:32:59.480
<v Speaker 10>bat flies passed it. And then we close the door

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<v Speaker 10>really quick and then we're home's free.

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<v Speaker 5>This is a snick operation. I mean, it's not a

0:33:06.800 --> 0:33:09.600
<v Speaker 5>movie in the quiet place. You know. There's so much

0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:10.480
<v Speaker 5>going on here.

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<v Speaker 10>I know, and we all know our jobs. It's like

0:33:13.480 --> 0:33:15.240
<v Speaker 10>kid's go and it's like we're on it.

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<v Speaker 5>The tool work is, you know, is incredible. You need

0:33:17.880 --> 0:33:20.320
<v Speaker 5>to be to coaching AFL teams. So how they work

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<v Speaker 5>together as a team.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, look, you know the little microbats. Yeah, they're not

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<v Speaker 10>overly smart, unfortunately, and once my husband got stuck on

0:33:28.680 --> 0:33:30.960
<v Speaker 10>the toilet with one in the bathroom with him, so

0:33:31.600 --> 0:33:33.760
<v Speaker 10>at about three am. So we was running around the

0:33:33.800 --> 0:33:35.320
<v Speaker 10>house in these jobs. Poor bugger.

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<v Speaker 13>So it sits.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, we've had some adventures with our little friends, the

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<v Speaker 10>micro bats.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>When we had our short lived cabin in the woods,

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<v Speaker 3>the guy didn't tell us that there was micro bats

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<v Speaker 3>in the ceiling. I actually never saw them, but on

0:33:48.440 --> 0:33:50.560
<v Speaker 3>the day that he handed over the keys to the cabin,

0:33:50.840 --> 0:33:52.959
<v Speaker 3>he also gave us a net and we said, oh,

0:33:54.200 --> 0:33:56.480
<v Speaker 3>he said, this is to catch microbats.

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<v Speaker 5>Were like a giant fish net.

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<v Speaker 3>Like a giant fish net. Yeah you can, but he

0:34:01.120 --> 0:34:03.120
<v Speaker 3>said that there. We never saw him in real life,

0:34:03.120 --> 0:34:04.640
<v Speaker 3>but there's like outside.

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<v Speaker 10>Of a small, tiny, tiny tiny.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that's a great story, Katrina. Thank you very much

0:34:12.400 --> 0:34:15.080
<v Speaker 5>for give us a call. Brilliant stuff. They have a

0:34:15.160 --> 0:34:17.640
<v Speaker 5>great day, guy, And you know me, good morning.

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<v Speaker 13>Good morning. How are you.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good, Naomi? Now know me what animal was in

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<v Speaker 4>your home?

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<v Speaker 11>Well?

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<v Speaker 13>I was in my mother in law's home. She had

0:34:24.400 --> 0:34:27.799
<v Speaker 13>one of those old really four poster beds, and heard

0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:29.440
<v Speaker 13>a noise in the middle of the night. Woke up

0:34:29.520 --> 0:34:31.239
<v Speaker 13>and realized there was a pottum on the end of

0:34:31.280 --> 0:34:34.200
<v Speaker 13>the bed standing on a four poster bed. Ended up

0:34:34.239 --> 0:34:36.880
<v Speaker 13>screaming obviously because not expecting that in the middle of

0:34:36.920 --> 0:34:39.200
<v Speaker 13>the night, ended up calling my husband. It ran off

0:34:39.440 --> 0:34:40.880
<v Speaker 13>and he had to go over in the middle of

0:34:40.880 --> 0:34:42.120
<v Speaker 13>the night and I had to do a big steak

0:34:42.160 --> 0:34:43.759
<v Speaker 13>out in the kitchen waiting for it to come out.

0:34:46.080 --> 0:34:49.600
<v Speaker 13>Possible or they just sat in the kitchen with dark

0:34:49.640 --> 0:34:52.799
<v Speaker 13>complete darkness, not talking anything, waiting hoping that it's going

0:34:52.840 --> 0:34:53.200
<v Speaker 13>to come out.

0:34:53.480 --> 0:34:56.000
<v Speaker 5>A movie, you know, when you get into your own house,

0:34:56.040 --> 0:34:59.239
<v Speaker 5>you put like a glass of water and suddenly, by

0:34:59.280 --> 0:35:02.319
<v Speaker 5>a single light in a corner, there's that bad man there.

0:35:02.360 --> 0:35:03.160
<v Speaker 3>I've been waiting for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, is that him and the possum?

0:35:09.200 --> 0:35:11.200
<v Speaker 3>So he managed to find it.

0:35:11.800 --> 0:35:14.680
<v Speaker 13>Yes, eventually came out and I ended up catching it.

0:35:14.680 --> 0:35:16.120
<v Speaker 13>But yes, talk all night.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow Wait what a steak out, Naomi. Thank you very much, Keith.

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<v Speaker 5>This coming Uninvited Animal Visitors in your home.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Uninvited Animal Visitors set a great email from Sam. Morning Sam, Christian,

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<v Speaker 5>I was in the shower one day, instantly minding my

0:35:32.160 --> 0:35:35.480
<v Speaker 5>own business, and a monster possum fell through the vent

0:35:35.560 --> 0:35:38.400
<v Speaker 5>in the shower from above me and into the shower

0:35:38.400 --> 0:35:42.400
<v Speaker 5>and started going bizarre, running around the shower trying to

0:35:42.440 --> 0:35:46.680
<v Speaker 5>get out. I was screaming, that's a cool possum man

0:35:46.760 --> 0:35:48.960
<v Speaker 5>to come back to him. Did you have to wait

0:35:49.000 --> 0:35:52.759
<v Speaker 5>in the shower until the possum He feels so vulnerable

0:35:53.520 --> 0:35:58.240
<v Speaker 5>naked in the shower, that is terrified. It's worse some psycho. Sam.

0:35:58.239 --> 0:36:01.920
<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much. Your email over the weekend a comedy,

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<v Speaker 5>Great Pastorway, and that's Barry Humphries. I thought this morning

0:36:05.320 --> 0:36:09.400
<v Speaker 5>somebody would have explained just about the huge, huge legend

0:36:09.600 --> 0:36:13.120
<v Speaker 5>that Barry wasn't the life he leaved is Steve Weissar.

0:36:13.280 --> 0:36:15.279
<v Speaker 5>So Steve's on the line now, Good morning Steve.

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<v Speaker 11>Good morning Christian. And what an appropriate, what an appropriate

0:36:19.480 --> 0:36:22.160
<v Speaker 11>anecdote that someone should have a possum in the shower.

0:36:24.719 --> 0:36:26.240
<v Speaker 5>There's something Barry about though.

0:36:26.520 --> 0:36:29.080
<v Speaker 11>There's so Barry Humphreys a possum in the show. I

0:36:29.120 --> 0:36:31.320
<v Speaker 11>thought it's an expression that the mid that would.

0:36:32.920 --> 0:36:34.359
<v Speaker 4>It feels like the euphemism as well.

0:36:34.360 --> 0:36:37.080
<v Speaker 11>Steve to me, I've got a problem in the show

0:36:37.360 --> 0:36:38.080
<v Speaker 11>for lucky you.

0:36:41.480 --> 0:36:44.840
<v Speaker 5>So Steve tell us about the huge impact then or

0:36:44.840 --> 0:36:45.960
<v Speaker 5>the great Barry Humphries.

0:36:46.760 --> 0:36:49.759
<v Speaker 11>I mean it's way to start. I mean we wake

0:36:49.840 --> 0:36:52.080
<v Speaker 11>up today in a less funny world. He was a

0:36:52.120 --> 0:36:54.840
<v Speaker 11>man who he was born in the thirties, so he

0:36:54.880 --> 0:36:56.880
<v Speaker 11>was an old man. He was nearly ninety years old,

0:36:57.080 --> 0:37:00.680
<v Speaker 11>but even as a student, he was creating may at school.

0:37:00.680 --> 0:37:05.880
<v Speaker 11>At university he became a dataist, an artist whose entire

0:37:05.920 --> 0:37:09.359
<v Speaker 11>career was focused on disrupting things. He organized an art

0:37:09.480 --> 0:37:13.080
<v Speaker 11>exhibition at Uni of Data r Art, and he got

0:37:13.080 --> 0:37:16.520
<v Speaker 11>some old boots together and filled them with custard and

0:37:16.640 --> 0:37:23.600
<v Speaker 11>called his exhibition Puss in boots. His entire life was

0:37:23.640 --> 0:37:26.799
<v Speaker 11>focused on disrupting people. Of those we all know those

0:37:26.840 --> 0:37:29.600
<v Speaker 11>stunts that he did, I mean those stunts as a student,

0:37:29.640 --> 0:37:32.720
<v Speaker 11>where he were on his way on an early morning

0:37:32.760 --> 0:37:35.839
<v Speaker 11>train to work, he had people bring in he got

0:37:35.880 --> 0:37:38.320
<v Speaker 11>on to the first stop, and at every stop thereafter

0:37:38.360 --> 0:37:41.320
<v Speaker 11>he'd organized people to bring on a different course of breakfast.

0:37:41.640 --> 0:37:44.759
<v Speaker 11>So he was sitting on a crowded break train going

0:37:44.800 --> 0:37:47.719
<v Speaker 11>into work with all these people hanging on, and at

0:37:47.760 --> 0:37:51.200
<v Speaker 11>every station someone who first bring on the Coco pops,

0:37:51.440 --> 0:37:53.720
<v Speaker 11>And at the next station they brought on some bacon

0:37:53.719 --> 0:37:55.640
<v Speaker 11>and eggs, and the next one they brought in a

0:37:55.680 --> 0:37:59.239
<v Speaker 11>cup of tea, and nothing was said. They got on

0:38:00.080 --> 0:38:03.120
<v Speaker 11>and took off the preceding trade with Another one he

0:38:03.200 --> 0:38:07.880
<v Speaker 11>did in town was he got a sick bag and

0:38:07.920 --> 0:38:12.000
<v Speaker 11>he filled it with vegetable canned vegetables, put it on

0:38:12.080 --> 0:38:16.640
<v Speaker 11>the footpath just before peak hour, and then dressed up

0:38:16.840 --> 0:38:20.640
<v Speaker 11>wearing virtually beggar's clothes and proceeded to eat it all

0:38:20.760 --> 0:38:24.839
<v Speaker 11>up with a spoon, and people peak our commutes were

0:38:24.880 --> 0:38:27.359
<v Speaker 11>gathered around his disbelief and this horror of the thing.

0:38:27.880 --> 0:38:30.480
<v Speaker 11>I mean another time in London, and for no reason

0:38:30.520 --> 0:38:33.760
<v Speaker 11>he did this. He got on a train and pretended

0:38:33.800 --> 0:38:36.239
<v Speaker 11>he was blind and he was reading a p Andola role,

0:38:36.480 --> 0:38:40.640
<v Speaker 11>you know those perforated roles, and someone started beating him

0:38:40.640 --> 0:38:42.520
<v Speaker 11>and said get out of the road to stupid old

0:38:42.560 --> 0:38:46.279
<v Speaker 11>blind man. For no reason, he thought that was performance.

0:38:46.440 --> 0:38:48.960
<v Speaker 11>H I mean, he was doing this before he got

0:38:49.000 --> 0:38:51.920
<v Speaker 11>onto a stage, and then he got onto a stage,

0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:56.520
<v Speaker 11>and for seventy years he created these characters. Dame Edna

0:38:57.440 --> 0:39:00.520
<v Speaker 11>who charted the course of from a suburb and Mooney

0:39:00.520 --> 0:39:04.319
<v Speaker 11>Pond's housewife to becoming a superstar. I mean, she was

0:39:04.320 --> 0:39:07.879
<v Speaker 11>the original blogger. She was a celebrity with no good

0:39:08.000 --> 0:39:12.920
<v Speaker 11>reason before there were before there were bloggers. And maybe

0:39:12.960 --> 0:39:15.920
<v Speaker 11>that was what he was commenting on Les Pets Patterson

0:39:15.920 --> 0:39:20.560
<v Speaker 11>Australia as cultural attache. You know, just this slobbering, speeding,

0:39:21.120 --> 0:39:27.120
<v Speaker 11>gufforing buffoon who was hilariously funny. And then you know

0:39:27.200 --> 0:39:30.239
<v Speaker 11>there was just a plethora of other characters. But you know,

0:39:30.320 --> 0:39:32.920
<v Speaker 11>at his heart made he was I think he was

0:39:32.960 --> 0:39:36.120
<v Speaker 11>a collector, and he collected. Not only did collect books

0:39:36.120 --> 0:39:39.520
<v Speaker 11>and things. He collected characters, but he also was responsible

0:39:39.560 --> 0:39:42.920
<v Speaker 11>over seventy years for collecting great phrases. I mean he

0:39:43.120 --> 0:39:46.839
<v Speaker 11>was a blokoo through his character. Barry McKenzie collected all

0:39:46.880 --> 0:39:50.560
<v Speaker 11>those phrases and brought them into the into common Pilance's

0:39:50.640 --> 0:39:56.000
<v Speaker 11>phrase like you know, up at Sparrow's fat and up

0:39:56.040 --> 0:39:58.640
<v Speaker 11>she creeked in a barbed white canoe without a paddle,

0:39:59.000 --> 0:40:02.560
<v Speaker 11>and she goes off like an alarm clock. Or you

0:40:02.600 --> 0:40:06.160
<v Speaker 11>know he's got Buckley's or not with his bulls roar,

0:40:06.320 --> 0:40:09.400
<v Speaker 11>or flashes a rat with a gold tooth, or flat

0:40:09.440 --> 0:40:12.880
<v Speaker 11>out like a lizard drinking or more full in a

0:40:12.920 --> 0:40:16.560
<v Speaker 11>Catholic school. I mean, these were all the phrases that

0:40:16.600 --> 0:40:18.960
<v Speaker 11>he just heard in pubs and on the street, and

0:40:19.040 --> 0:40:22.440
<v Speaker 11>he incorporated them into his act and he was a giant.

0:40:22.600 --> 0:40:24.719
<v Speaker 11>I mean, the best way of thinking about it is,

0:40:24.960 --> 0:40:27.960
<v Speaker 11>we've just had the comedy festival in Melbourne Christian and

0:40:28.239 --> 0:40:30.719
<v Speaker 11>you know, we're the best comedians in the world and

0:40:30.800 --> 0:40:32.799
<v Speaker 11>some might do a set of twenty minutes and the

0:40:32.880 --> 0:40:36.200
<v Speaker 11>best might do a set of an hour. Barry Humphreys,

0:40:36.920 --> 0:40:39.680
<v Speaker 11>even as a seventy year old man, was doing a

0:40:39.760 --> 0:40:44.960
<v Speaker 11>three hour show himself alone on stage all of his characters.

0:40:45.280 --> 0:40:48.759
<v Speaker 11>He did dozens of those shows on three continents, A

0:40:48.840 --> 0:40:52.279
<v Speaker 11>Star in the US, a Star in the UK, Star

0:40:52.400 --> 0:40:56.600
<v Speaker 11>in Australia, dozens of hundreds of TV specials, his own

0:40:56.680 --> 0:41:00.040
<v Speaker 11>shows with the greatest stars in the world. But he

0:41:00.040 --> 0:41:05.000
<v Speaker 11>would fulfill an available space all by himself. And you

0:41:05.040 --> 0:41:07.080
<v Speaker 11>know anyone who stood on a stage in dro and

0:41:07.120 --> 0:41:09.000
<v Speaker 11>you know you do it every day, but you know

0:41:09.120 --> 0:41:12.000
<v Speaker 11>the ad breaks. He would stand on a stage by

0:41:12.080 --> 0:41:16.160
<v Speaker 11>himself for three hours flat and entertained people. And it's

0:41:16.160 --> 0:41:18.840
<v Speaker 11>not like singing songs where people can tune in on

0:41:19.000 --> 0:41:21.040
<v Speaker 11>out or listen to that song and not the next.

0:41:21.239 --> 0:41:23.840
<v Speaker 11>When you're doing comedy, you have to have people's attention

0:41:24.320 --> 0:41:28.120
<v Speaker 11>every second. He would get a laugh for five laughs

0:41:28.120 --> 0:41:29.960
<v Speaker 11>a minute, non stop.

0:41:29.719 --> 0:41:31.319
<v Speaker 4>For three hours.

0:41:31.600 --> 0:41:34.880
<v Speaker 11>It's an unheard of feet And he did that in

0:41:34.920 --> 0:41:39.840
<v Speaker 11>the sixties, the seventies, the eighties, the nineties. That he

0:41:39.960 --> 0:41:42.600
<v Speaker 11>was even touring a one man show his own life

0:41:42.960 --> 0:41:46.560
<v Speaker 11>all through the UK and Australia last year right up

0:41:46.600 --> 0:41:49.120
<v Speaker 11>to the moment of his demise. So you know, what

0:41:49.560 --> 0:41:53.680
<v Speaker 11>a talent and you know he's going to be sarely missed.

0:41:53.680 --> 0:41:57.080
<v Speaker 11>He wasn't just a great performer. He was a great writer,

0:41:57.480 --> 0:42:00.480
<v Speaker 11>he was a great social observer and I think you

0:42:00.520 --> 0:42:03.680
<v Speaker 11>know these are these are unique. It was kind of

0:42:03.719 --> 0:42:06.720
<v Speaker 11>like a Marke Dwain of Australia or an Oscar Wild

0:42:06.760 --> 0:42:10.600
<v Speaker 11>of Australia. You know, a penetrating wit and a one off.

0:42:11.239 --> 0:42:13.799
<v Speaker 5>What high praise as well, Steve, you've done, You've done

0:42:13.840 --> 0:42:16.520
<v Speaker 5>the great man Justice. You're right, a colossal talent and

0:42:17.400 --> 0:42:19.799
<v Speaker 5>like you Steve, and I'm sure many people listening right

0:42:19.840 --> 0:42:23.640
<v Speaker 5>now disappeared down a very pleasurable wormhole yesterday watching there's

0:42:23.680 --> 0:42:26.600
<v Speaker 5>so many clips you're right, from the sixties and seventies

0:42:26.600 --> 0:42:30.920
<v Speaker 5>with Parkinson, Joan Rivers and he's holding court. They were

0:42:30.920 --> 0:42:34.320
<v Speaker 5>all his timing and his use of words and phrasing

0:42:34.400 --> 0:42:37.480
<v Speaker 5>and look to cameras and to the audience is yeah

0:42:37.560 --> 0:42:39.319
<v Speaker 5>or real one off there You never get another one

0:42:39.400 --> 0:42:39.840
<v Speaker 5>like Barry.

0:42:40.400 --> 0:42:43.560
<v Speaker 11>No, he's a one off mate. And you know if

0:42:43.600 --> 0:42:45.000
<v Speaker 11>you say, what are we going to miss, We're going

0:42:45.040 --> 0:42:47.200
<v Speaker 11>to miss a laughter. I mean it is a rare

0:42:47.239 --> 0:42:49.640
<v Speaker 11>thing to be able to make a stranger laugh. It's

0:42:49.640 --> 0:42:52.160
<v Speaker 11>a unique gallup. And he could take a room full

0:42:52.200 --> 0:42:55.719
<v Speaker 11>of strangers, an auditorium full of strangers and make them

0:42:55.760 --> 0:42:58.719
<v Speaker 11>laugh and in the best way doing this one thing

0:42:58.760 --> 0:43:02.720
<v Speaker 11>that is a very rare gift self recognition. He would

0:43:02.760 --> 0:43:05.560
<v Speaker 11>turn the mirror on themselves and very few people can

0:43:05.560 --> 0:43:08.040
<v Speaker 11>get a lot doing that. Yeah, he was a genius.

0:43:08.280 --> 0:43:10.640
<v Speaker 11>He's a genius or one of one of the kind

0:43:10.640 --> 0:43:12.120
<v Speaker 11>and he's going to be miss made.

0:43:12.360 --> 0:43:14.760
<v Speaker 5>Oh you did him justice there, Steve. Thanks for talking

0:43:14.760 --> 0:43:16.560
<v Speaker 5>to us this morning. I'll catch up with you soon, mate,

0:43:16.560 --> 0:43:17.719
<v Speaker 5>but thank you Steve for doing that.

0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:19.440
<v Speaker 11>Thanks christ in any time, mate.

0:43:20.360 --> 0:43:23.200
<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:43:23.080 --> 0:43:26.840
<v Speaker 5>Just hearing Steve Wiser just talk about one amazing legend

0:43:26.880 --> 0:43:31.160
<v Speaker 5>and life that Barry Huntfrees had. Steve himself is a heavyweight,

0:43:31.280 --> 0:43:34.280
<v Speaker 5>world class talent. Jack and I once we're having breakfast.

0:43:34.280 --> 0:43:37.440
<v Speaker 5>You known when we bumped into yes, yes, all right,

0:43:37.560 --> 0:43:38.560
<v Speaker 5>Jack and I bumped into it.

0:43:38.560 --> 0:43:40.280
<v Speaker 4>And I love Steve dearly.

0:43:40.400 --> 0:43:42.600
<v Speaker 5>Right, He's become a very close friend since I moved here,

0:43:42.640 --> 0:43:45.560
<v Speaker 5>and he is so some people like Barry just have

0:43:45.600 --> 0:43:48.960
<v Speaker 5>funny bones, right, And you know, obviously Jack and I

0:43:49.200 --> 0:43:52.160
<v Speaker 5>are in this business, right, you think you've got a

0:43:52.160 --> 0:43:54.560
<v Speaker 5>bit of game, and then someone like Steve comes along

0:43:54.680 --> 0:43:58.080
<v Speaker 5>who's like a night dan. Okay, and he wiped. We

0:43:58.120 --> 0:43:58.880
<v Speaker 5>couldn't keep.

0:43:58.760 --> 0:43:59.160
<v Speaker 6>Up with him.

0:43:59.280 --> 0:44:01.600
<v Speaker 3>We were sat down at breakfast and he stood up

0:44:01.640 --> 0:44:04.319
<v Speaker 3>the whole time. It was like he was on stage.

0:44:03.760 --> 0:44:06.160
<v Speaker 3>He was on his way out the door.

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<v Speaker 5>And we were like trying to chuck jokes in with him,

0:44:08.680 --> 0:44:10.960
<v Speaker 5>and he was like backing them away. It was like

0:44:11.120 --> 0:44:14.120
<v Speaker 5>Federer playing with kids. He walked out. Jack and I

0:44:14.160 --> 0:44:19.439
<v Speaker 5>were like, bloody, hell no, that's funny. All right, let's

0:44:19.440 --> 0:44:21.680
<v Speaker 5>get into this morning's misheard lyrics.

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<v Speaker 16>It's just another misheard nanny Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.

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<v Speaker 6>All right.

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<v Speaker 5>Every Monday on the show, we play back or your

0:44:30.600 --> 0:44:33.080
<v Speaker 5>misheard lyrics as we're playing the back. If we agree

0:44:33.080 --> 0:44:37.200
<v Speaker 5>with what you think you're misshearing, you'll hear this. If

0:44:37.200 --> 0:44:40.160
<v Speaker 5>there's no way we hear what you think you're hearing.

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<v Speaker 5>And for the great ones, yes, that's Hall of Favor.

0:44:45.120 --> 0:44:47.799
<v Speaker 5>Renny had a great one last week. Eleven year old

0:44:47.880 --> 0:44:51.360
<v Speaker 5>daughter was hearing her dad's name in Princess when dubs cry,

0:44:51.640 --> 0:44:54.880
<v Speaker 5>that's her dad. Google. Maybe I'm just like my father Doogle.

0:44:55.080 --> 0:44:55.360
<v Speaker 7>Maybe.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's a great one. All right, brand new ones,

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<v Speaker 5>Lauren Pratt. Unfortunately I'm not the only one Sam Smith,

0:45:07.840 --> 0:45:09.800
<v Speaker 5>I can't believe you let me down, but the proofs

0:45:09.840 --> 0:45:10.840
<v Speaker 5>in the way. It hurts.

0:45:11.440 --> 0:45:19.920
<v Speaker 6>Oh, can't believe you me the poos in the way?

0:45:20.800 --> 0:45:24.200
<v Speaker 5>Or is it different? Take I can't believe you let

0:45:24.239 --> 0:45:26.720
<v Speaker 5>me down, but the poos in the way it hurts.

0:45:27.840 --> 0:45:33.839
<v Speaker 6>Oh, can't believe you me the poos in the way.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's one of the clearest cases

0:45:42.920 --> 0:45:46.480
<v Speaker 5>we've ever had. The way he's saying it so mournfully

0:45:46.480 --> 0:45:48.880
<v Speaker 5>as well, it's like saying, it's hurting me that that

0:45:48.960 --> 0:45:49.640
<v Speaker 5>poo's in the way.

0:45:49.800 --> 0:45:58.319
<v Speaker 6>I can feel, Oh, can't believe you me the poos

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<v Speaker 6>in the way?

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<v Speaker 5>Who is in the way? It really hurts poor old Sammy.

0:46:04.160 --> 0:46:10.120
<v Speaker 6>Oh can't believe you'll let me do the poos anyway.

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<v Speaker 5>That's really good, that's really there. Well done, Laurence Hall

0:46:16.160 --> 0:46:19.960
<v Speaker 5>of FAM's got Freyer Riding's weekends.

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<v Speaker 4>Thinking about the x I shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 6>Call thinking buggy x are soit?

0:46:26.320 --> 0:46:29.319
<v Speaker 4>Or is it thinking about the eggs? I should have caught.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh thinking buggy eggs are so yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, that's there. Brendan Thirding Christ and I have

0:46:38.440 --> 0:46:43.040
<v Speaker 5>a misheard from this absolute banger nine days absolutely story

0:46:43.080 --> 0:46:46.600
<v Speaker 5>of a girl while she looks so sad and photographs

0:46:46.960 --> 0:46:50.920
<v Speaker 5>look by the way we should play it. This is

0:46:50.960 --> 0:46:53.520
<v Speaker 5>a good song. Actually, while she looks so sad in photographs,

0:46:53.600 --> 0:46:56.520
<v Speaker 5>or is it while she looks so sad and full

0:46:56.560 --> 0:46:58.560
<v Speaker 5>of crabs?

0:46:58.600 --> 0:46:59.880
<v Speaker 3>She looks standing.

0:47:03.160 --> 0:47:13.279
<v Speaker 5>It's like photo crabs. No, No, I'm sorry, Brendan Kylie King,

0:47:13.360 --> 0:47:15.840
<v Speaker 5>Macy Gray. I try, I try to say goodbye and

0:47:15.880 --> 0:47:22.759
<v Speaker 5>I choke. Or is Macy saying I try to say

0:47:22.760 --> 0:47:34.719
<v Speaker 5>goodbye to my choke and Tony's got Bob Marley and

0:47:34.719 --> 0:47:38.239
<v Speaker 5>the Whalers. No woman, no cry, little darling, don't shed

0:47:38.239 --> 0:47:45.840
<v Speaker 5>no tears? Or is it I look at toilet, don't

0:47:45.920 --> 0:47:54.240
<v Speaker 5>shed no tears? Is simple and effective. I look at toilet,

0:47:54.280 --> 0:48:03.520
<v Speaker 5>don't shed no tears? The can one today, Hall of favor, Tony,

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<v Speaker 5>come on in. Thank you very much for those mishard lyrics.

0:48:06.480 --> 0:48:09.279
<v Speaker 5>As always when you mishear them, email me Christian at

0:48:09.320 --> 0:48:11.040
<v Speaker 5>Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Now talking about Champel Street precinct up for grabs twenty

0:48:17.320 --> 0:48:20.719
<v Speaker 5>thousand dollars. Suspend a Chapel Street precinct if you are

0:48:20.760 --> 0:48:23.040
<v Speaker 5>the winner or won the winners, whoever's left sat there

0:48:23.040 --> 0:48:25.839
<v Speaker 5>at the end of our forty eight hour movie mouth

0:48:25.920 --> 0:48:29.640
<v Speaker 5>and which in exactly one week's time, we'll be pressing

0:48:29.680 --> 0:48:32.279
<v Speaker 5>play on one movie that will be played NonStop on

0:48:32.280 --> 0:48:34.920
<v Speaker 5>a loop for forty eight hours. Sixteen of you will

0:48:34.960 --> 0:48:38.040
<v Speaker 5>be in Villa Cinema's Gold Class or trying to see

0:48:38.040 --> 0:48:40.400
<v Speaker 5>how long can you make it? Jack and I I

0:48:40.400 --> 0:48:42.120
<v Speaker 5>think over the weekend now we'll come around to the

0:48:42.160 --> 0:48:44.960
<v Speaker 5>conclusion we're not sure any of you will make it

0:48:44.960 --> 0:48:47.120
<v Speaker 5>to the end of the forty eight hours, and rightly so,

0:48:47.840 --> 0:48:49.160
<v Speaker 5>I think it's just too hard.

0:48:49.280 --> 0:48:51.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so you've got to think of the environment. You're

0:48:51.320 --> 0:48:56.880
<v Speaker 3>in dark room, same thing, I repeat, coz cozy reclining seats.

0:48:56.920 --> 0:48:59.360
<v Speaker 3>We could even by Tuesday morning, we could have no one.

0:48:59.480 --> 0:49:02.239
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, my fair Actually yesterday was like, see by the

0:49:02.280 --> 0:49:05.080
<v Speaker 5>time we start Tuesday show, what if all sixteen had gone?

0:49:05.120 --> 0:49:08.200
<v Speaker 5>Do you know what? This was a crazy idea? Who

0:49:08.239 --> 0:49:12.120
<v Speaker 5>thought you could do this for hours? It's inhumane? It's

0:49:12.160 --> 0:49:14.200
<v Speaker 5>just an empty cinema there, and we go, what do

0:49:14.239 --> 0:49:16.919
<v Speaker 5>we do now? So the big thing that people wanting

0:49:17.000 --> 0:49:18.640
<v Speaker 5>to do is a lot of you also now, only

0:49:19.320 --> 0:49:20.600
<v Speaker 5>one of the biggest things we've ever done on the

0:49:20.600 --> 0:49:22.880
<v Speaker 5>show in terms of people actually wanting to be in

0:49:22.920 --> 0:49:25.360
<v Speaker 5>one of the sixteen seats. The other thing is people like,

0:49:25.400 --> 0:49:27.640
<v Speaker 5>what movie are you going to do? And over the weekend,

0:49:27.680 --> 0:49:30.160
<v Speaker 5>lots of you had different theories about which movie you

0:49:30.160 --> 0:49:31.719
<v Speaker 5>should do. Some of you were saying, this is the

0:49:31.719 --> 0:49:34.279
<v Speaker 5>worst movie I ever saw. I walked out put that

0:49:34.360 --> 0:49:36.440
<v Speaker 5>on for forty eight hours. We had a really good

0:49:36.480 --> 0:49:38.799
<v Speaker 5>long think about what should be the movie, thinking about

0:49:38.840 --> 0:49:41.120
<v Speaker 5>what they're trying to do, which is stay awake. Can

0:49:41.200 --> 0:49:43.439
<v Speaker 5>watch the same movie over and over and over again,

0:49:43.680 --> 0:49:46.200
<v Speaker 5>having the same moment on a loop every two hours.

0:49:46.400 --> 0:49:47.840
<v Speaker 4>Therefore, this is.

0:49:47.880 --> 0:49:55.400
<v Speaker 5>The only movie they should be watching.

0:49:51.800 --> 0:49:57.160
<v Speaker 2>An okay, care rise and Chin and don't forget your

0:49:57.160 --> 0:49:59.040
<v Speaker 2>body's kind of cold out there.

0:49:59.239 --> 0:50:02.000
<v Speaker 3>It's all there every day.

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<v Speaker 5>One of the greatest comedy movies of all time with

0:50:05.480 --> 0:50:09.360
<v Speaker 5>Bill Murray Andy McDowell. It is groundhog Day because actually

0:50:09.400 --> 0:50:11.400
<v Speaker 5>you're going to be having a groundhog day. And if

0:50:11.440 --> 0:50:13.560
<v Speaker 5>you think about that movie, which is like one the

0:50:13.560 --> 0:50:17.080
<v Speaker 5>perfect comedies, it's such a great movie. However, by the

0:50:17.120 --> 0:50:20.080
<v Speaker 5>eighth time you've seen that scene, you've heard that song

0:50:20.080 --> 0:50:22.240
<v Speaker 5>come around again, it's going to drive you nuts.

0:50:22.400 --> 0:50:24.239
<v Speaker 3>So now We're not even only repeating a movie, but

0:50:24.360 --> 0:50:27.680
<v Speaker 3>a movie that has several repeating features inside. So it's

0:50:27.680 --> 0:50:28.759
<v Speaker 3>like a little bit Bushka dolls.

0:50:28.760 --> 0:50:31.640
<v Speaker 5>Basically in that cinema chat, we're going to have sixteen

0:50:31.640 --> 0:50:33.879
<v Speaker 5>Bill Murray's and you see what it does to him.

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<v Speaker 5>It drives in crazy punches ned at the end, doesn't

0:50:36.440 --> 0:50:39.239
<v Speaker 5>he go hi nen? So Groundhog Day is going to

0:50:39.280 --> 0:50:41.600
<v Speaker 5>be the movie at the moment. How many seats have

0:50:41.719 --> 0:50:42.840
<v Speaker 5>we feeled, Jackie boy.

0:50:42.680 --> 0:50:45.640
<v Speaker 3>We've seen four people in the cinema so far, so

0:50:45.719 --> 0:50:47.400
<v Speaker 3>twelve seats still up for grabs.

0:50:47.440 --> 0:50:49.279
<v Speaker 4>All right, if you want in give us a call

0:50:49.320 --> 0:50:49.920
<v Speaker 4>now it is.

0:50:50.000 --> 0:50:52.759
<v Speaker 5>The big prize is twenty thousand dollars to spend at

0:50:52.800 --> 0:50:54.600
<v Speaker 5>Chapel Street Precinct. Lines are open now.

0:50:55.160 --> 0:50:57.919
<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:50:57.600 --> 0:51:02.359
<v Speaker 5>In a week's time, then the movie Groundhole Day. We'll

0:51:02.400 --> 0:51:05.440
<v Speaker 5>stop and it won't stop playing until forty eight hours later.

0:51:05.560 --> 0:51:08.600
<v Speaker 5>Up for grabs, twenty thousand dollars to spend out the

0:51:08.600 --> 0:51:12.480
<v Speaker 5>Great Chapel Street Precinct. Ah, it's fashion, food, entertainment, make

0:51:12.520 --> 0:51:15.120
<v Speaker 5>yourself new memories at the Chapel Street Precinct. It's going

0:51:15.160 --> 0:51:17.279
<v Speaker 5>to be in a village Simmer's Gold Class. You think, oh,

0:51:17.280 --> 0:51:19.279
<v Speaker 5>that's really nice. It's nice one to put them up

0:51:19.280 --> 0:51:23.520
<v Speaker 5>in a nice cinemy. Yeah, but the coziest chairs, luxury

0:51:23.640 --> 0:51:27.000
<v Speaker 5>you're in first class. You're gonna get snoozy recline if

0:51:27.040 --> 0:51:31.719
<v Speaker 5>you dare Christian great I did to go for grandhog Day.

0:51:31.719 --> 0:51:33.319
<v Speaker 5>I've just crunched the numbers, right, just had a quick

0:51:33.320 --> 0:51:35.399
<v Speaker 5>look at the how long the movie is and over

0:51:35.440 --> 0:51:41.160
<v Speaker 5>forty eight hours, twenty nine viewings, Oh my god, twenty

0:51:41.280 --> 0:51:43.319
<v Speaker 5>nine times.

0:51:44.080 --> 0:51:47.480
<v Speaker 4>At you, it's worse some ground long day.

0:51:47.640 --> 0:51:49.720
<v Speaker 6>So don't forget your body.

0:51:49.800 --> 0:51:52.439
<v Speaker 3>And it's a great movie, but even a great comedy. Yes,

0:51:52.480 --> 0:51:53.600
<v Speaker 3>and we're out, Yeah.

0:51:53.719 --> 0:51:55.480
<v Speaker 4>All right? So who wants in?

0:51:55.640 --> 0:51:55.680
<v Speaker 14>No?

0:51:55.840 --> 0:51:58.239
<v Speaker 5>Four? One four, one o four to three. Lots of

0:51:58.280 --> 0:52:01.120
<v Speaker 5>emails over the weekend, like this from nineteen year old

0:52:01.280 --> 0:52:03.719
<v Speaker 5>Joel Christian. I think I'll be great for your movie mouth,

0:52:03.760 --> 0:52:06.759
<v Speaker 5>and because I'm a movie lover, studying Bachelors of Filmmaking

0:52:07.000 --> 0:52:10.719
<v Speaker 5>at Melbourne University, so be a great learning experience. I

0:52:10.760 --> 0:52:13.040
<v Speaker 5>can easily cope with this. It's very easy for a

0:52:13.120 --> 0:52:15.640
<v Speaker 5>nineteen year old to stay awake for two days. Some

0:52:15.719 --> 0:52:18.920
<v Speaker 5>of your olderness as might struggle. I won't want to

0:52:18.920 --> 0:52:23.080
<v Speaker 5>go in for educational purposes. Christian. This is from daniey Yeller.

0:52:23.120 --> 0:52:25.000
<v Speaker 5>I love this from Danielle Christian. I've got what it

0:52:25.040 --> 0:52:29.160
<v Speaker 5>takes as a personal trainer, pilates and yoga instructor. I

0:52:29.200 --> 0:52:32.359
<v Speaker 5>will have everyone stretching and strengthen their bodies as they

0:52:32.360 --> 0:52:34.680
<v Speaker 5>watch the movie on repeat. That's very good.

0:52:35.080 --> 0:52:37.279
<v Speaker 4>Michelle's written a poem.

0:52:37.400 --> 0:52:42.280
<v Speaker 16>Okay, I enter online all the time, never winning a dime.

0:52:42.640 --> 0:52:45.560
<v Speaker 16>To win this time would be divine. Put me in line,

0:52:45.719 --> 0:52:48.719
<v Speaker 16>it will be sublime. I'll stay awake the whole time.

0:52:50.080 --> 0:52:53.200
<v Speaker 5>Michelle, very very good. All right, this takes of course.

0:52:53.239 --> 0:52:55.560
<v Speaker 5>We've got a We've got sixteen year old Zach on

0:52:55.600 --> 0:52:56.239
<v Speaker 5>the line right now.

0:52:56.280 --> 0:52:59.960
<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Zach, Good morning. I'm good Zach.

0:53:00.200 --> 0:53:02.640
<v Speaker 5>And now have you even seen the movie Groundog Day?

0:53:03.520 --> 0:53:03.719
<v Speaker 11>No?

0:53:03.800 --> 0:53:04.280
<v Speaker 1>I haven't.

0:53:05.120 --> 0:53:07.359
<v Speaker 5>Only you're a young man. It's a it's a funny movie. Now, Zach,

0:53:07.680 --> 0:53:09.680
<v Speaker 5>why would you want to do something like this? Watch

0:53:09.760 --> 0:53:12.440
<v Speaker 5>that movie for forty eight hours.

0:53:12.600 --> 0:53:14.360
<v Speaker 7>I just want to see if I've got what it takes.

0:53:14.960 --> 0:53:17.200
<v Speaker 7>It'd be an amazing experience to do it.

0:53:17.680 --> 0:53:20.560
<v Speaker 13>Obviously, put the money towards my future as well.

0:53:22.000 --> 0:53:23.080
<v Speaker 5>Very smart young man.

0:53:23.080 --> 0:53:24.760
<v Speaker 4>It's it's not a job interview.

0:53:28.200 --> 0:53:31.320
<v Speaker 5>I didn't even have a five year plan at fifty

0:53:34.040 --> 0:53:35.440
<v Speaker 5>and so what do you do now? Won't you be

0:53:35.440 --> 0:53:39.480
<v Speaker 5>at school or something next week? No, I'm you know,

0:53:39.520 --> 0:53:41.480
<v Speaker 5>I want the head teacher come running in and dragging

0:53:41.520 --> 0:53:42.200
<v Speaker 5>him out by the ear.

0:53:43.120 --> 0:53:44.200
<v Speaker 11>No, that'd be my boss.

0:53:45.280 --> 0:53:46.640
<v Speaker 7>No, I'm a sign rider.

0:53:46.719 --> 0:53:48.040
<v Speaker 15>I'm an apprentice sign rider.

0:53:48.320 --> 0:53:50.000
<v Speaker 5>Wow, well good forew So are you too on the

0:53:50.080 --> 0:53:50.839
<v Speaker 5>way to work now?

0:53:51.560 --> 0:53:52.160
<v Speaker 11>Yeah we are.

0:53:52.680 --> 0:53:55.760
<v Speaker 5>And he doesn't mind his apprentice taking two days off

0:53:55.960 --> 0:53:59.879
<v Speaker 5>to you know, the boss can do that. But would

0:54:00.040 --> 0:54:03.359
<v Speaker 5>snapper days off? Oh? I see the most gets two

0:54:03.480 --> 0:54:06.040
<v Speaker 5>days off as well. So you really want to do this?

0:54:08.120 --> 0:54:09.440
<v Speaker 5>You already want to do this act?

0:54:09.760 --> 0:54:10.800
<v Speaker 15>Oh yeah, definitely.

0:54:10.960 --> 0:54:12.440
<v Speaker 5>All right, we'll have a thing when I come back

0:54:12.440 --> 0:54:15.160
<v Speaker 5>to you. But very very strong, very strong entries at

0:54:15.160 --> 0:54:19.120
<v Speaker 5>We like it. Thanks to kill, he can say what

0:54:19.160 --> 0:54:20.880
<v Speaker 5>he wants. We know what he's doing with some of

0:54:20.920 --> 0:54:24.799
<v Speaker 5>that cash around that area, seriously in.

0:54:24.760 --> 0:54:31.160
<v Speaker 8>The bank, save the way for a mortgage, my marriage.

0:54:32.280 --> 0:54:36.480
<v Speaker 5>But it is a super Shane, good morning, Good morning,

0:54:36.560 --> 0:54:38.880
<v Speaker 5>Christian and guys, how are we Yeah, we're good. It's Shane.

0:54:39.000 --> 0:54:42.279
<v Speaker 5>So Groundhog Day forty eight hours? You're up for it?

0:54:42.360 --> 0:54:43.800
<v Speaker 15>Yes, I certainly.

0:54:43.800 --> 0:54:44.040
<v Speaker 5>Aim.

0:54:44.520 --> 0:54:47.320
<v Speaker 15>I do a lot, I do a fair yoga yoga,

0:54:47.440 --> 0:54:51.359
<v Speaker 15>yaga yoga, and I breathing karms and body. And I've

0:54:51.360 --> 0:54:54.160
<v Speaker 15>actually been practicing on Sound of Music, the worst movie

0:54:54.280 --> 0:54:55.640
<v Speaker 15>out they ever made.

0:54:55.520 --> 0:54:56.319
<v Speaker 6>The Sound of Music.

0:54:56.320 --> 0:54:59.360
<v Speaker 5>It's a beautiful, joyous movie. You miserable old again.

0:54:59.600 --> 0:55:04.759
<v Speaker 15>No, no, yes, I've been practicing on that movie so

0:55:04.840 --> 0:55:06.440
<v Speaker 15>I can stay up and watch Bill Murray.

0:55:06.520 --> 0:55:08.319
<v Speaker 3>And what do you mean, are you actually watching Sound

0:55:08.360 --> 0:55:09.279
<v Speaker 3>a movie back to back?

0:55:10.200 --> 0:55:11.960
<v Speaker 15>Yes, I am. That's how you got to practice it.

0:55:12.239 --> 0:55:15.000
<v Speaker 3>Jack, you've been practicing for this competition.

0:55:15.080 --> 0:55:17.920
<v Speaker 5>You're in training over the weekend with your breathing to training.

0:55:18.320 --> 0:55:19.000
<v Speaker 5>Not a problem.

0:55:19.040 --> 0:55:19.839
<v Speaker 15>I'm ready for it.

0:55:21.360 --> 0:55:27.320
<v Speaker 5>Shane, you're in We're giving me one a nickname. Julie Andrews, you're.

0:55:27.120 --> 0:55:30.120
<v Speaker 1>In Christian Connells Show podcast.

0:55:30.480 --> 0:55:33.359
<v Speaker 5>I'm a massive Oasis fan and I was stunned to

0:55:33.520 --> 0:55:37.080
<v Speaker 5>hear this the other day. So the creep of AI

0:55:37.239 --> 0:55:39.319
<v Speaker 5>is going to just be everywhere and every day it's

0:55:39.360 --> 0:55:41.799
<v Speaker 5>more and more pervasive. It's incredible. So there is a

0:55:41.840 --> 0:55:44.000
<v Speaker 5>band of musicians in the UK who are big Oasis

0:55:44.000 --> 0:55:46.120
<v Speaker 5>fans and they're fed up with the lack of a

0:55:46.200 --> 0:55:49.799
<v Speaker 5>reunion between the two brothers are Liam and No. So

0:55:49.840 --> 0:55:53.200
<v Speaker 5>they wrote their own kind of lyrics to Oasis sounding

0:55:53.320 --> 0:55:56.960
<v Speaker 5>songs and then got AI software to try and become

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<v Speaker 5>Liam Gallagher. When I was listening to list I was

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<v Speaker 5>like this this is Oasis. I can't believe this isn't

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<v Speaker 5>real versus the musicians played all the instruments, but the

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<v Speaker 5>singing this is Liam Gallagher. AI. They're called ai issis.

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<v Speaker 6>My mind's burst of design?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah that's Leam Gallagher, but it isn't. It's AI Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>What about the Gallagher forever?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Where does that leave everything? This is another one. Uh,

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<v Speaker 5>this sounds like Oasis, but it's not. It's an AI

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<v Speaker 5>software being Leam Gallagher. If I blag, this is not

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<v Speaker 5>it said brand new single Oasis. No one about an eyelids.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a bit spook, isn't it? Seriously? All right?

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<v Speaker 4>So time waste?

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<v Speaker 5>Apparently today is World Homo Sapien Awareness Day. What do

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<v Speaker 5>we need to do? What? What do you be aware

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<v Speaker 5>of to do? A mammoth meatball has been created by

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<v Speaker 5>an Australian cultivated meat company, resurrecting the flesh of a

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<v Speaker 5>long extinct animal. I'm no scientists or paeontologists This doesn't

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<v Speaker 5>seem like a good idea. The company grows meat from

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<v Speaker 5>the ancient woodly mammoth cells. How do you get hold

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<v Speaker 5>of them to recreate the mammoth muscle protein?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, so we're looking for your prehistoric movies.

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<v Speaker 5>Throw mammoth from the train. You've got smoke signals instead

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<v Speaker 5>of mal you think about the prehistoric version, it's smoke signals. Guys,

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<v Speaker 5>eat prey club. Dude, where's my wheel? Just waiting around there?

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<v Speaker 5>Come on? And no fire for old men not being

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<v Speaker 5>invented either. Prehistoric technically correct? All right, Jackie Boye, what

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<v Speaker 5>have you got prehistoric movies?

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<v Speaker 3>Breakfast at t rexies.

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<v Speaker 5>That's very good, God.

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<v Speaker 3>Diplodocus Pocus yeah, gold yeah, and carbon dating Miss Daisy.

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<v Speaker 4>That's also gold. Three golds there?

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<v Speaker 5>All right? What have you got them? Prehistoric movies?

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<v Speaker 1>Texaman, The Christian O'Connell show, podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Time, Wastterday, prehistoric movies.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, you're prehistoric movies, jack you're in toamart.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh maybe in a cave mam reservoir, Dodos gold Amy

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<v Speaker 5>meet the fossils.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's very good.

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<v Speaker 5>Gold Elliot's well done.

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<v Speaker 4>Burwood juice Bigelow caveman jigglow.

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<v Speaker 5>We love a juice Bigelow one here Mark, thank you

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<v Speaker 5>very much. Edward Mammothans silver up weekend at Bernosaurus.

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<v Speaker 3>Not quite bronze.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, stretch to father ash, but nice try chatchy, chatchy,

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<v Speaker 5>Bam bam, Romance in the flintstone gold boogie nights and

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<v Speaker 5>great name and magnum. There's something about apothecary over my head.

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<v Speaker 5>Bronze ancient chemists. We're an old chemist. We're not not prehistoric.

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<v Speaker 5>You're gonna mark it down because.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, Christian, I'm gonna take what you just said as gospel.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not prehistoric.

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<v Speaker 5>Tough like Adam, Dude, where's my chariot? Still nights at

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<v Speaker 5>the vacant block of land?

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<v Speaker 4>Think about it.

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<v Speaker 3>The guys, this is I'm pre history night. Oh sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>I got wrong.

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<v Speaker 5>I was waiting at least at least he came back around.

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<v Speaker 3>Letting me figure it out in my own right sor right.

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<v Speaker 5>It's right away and how kids learn anyway. You mustn't

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<v Speaker 5>russ in al right, next one go there you go.

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<v Speaker 4>Something about meg on silver. What I'm paul clear.

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<v Speaker 5>Clear and historical danger silver basic extinct gold that's very good.

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<v Speaker 4>Danny Homo erectus.

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<v Speaker 5>Ralph the Caveman wears Prada. I'm not sure the timelines.

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<v Speaker 5>Marry Up and silver Men who stir up? Oh what

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<v Speaker 5>should we call it? Oh? Goal, they'll play there. Gavin,

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<v Speaker 5>I like it very very good.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm agatting Extinct.

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<v Speaker 5>Bron I thought that was gold. Yeah, that is very good.

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<v Speaker 5>And e t the extinct Herrenosaurus. That's very good, Thank

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<v Speaker 5>you very much. Last song for us this.

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Christian Connell's Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>So we announced this morning that the forty eight hour

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<v Speaker 5>movie mouth On, which begins this time next week. This

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<v Speaker 5>is going to be the movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, don't forget your body's got this cold.

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<v Speaker 4>There it's cold.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Groundhole Day, the perfect movie about a day endlessly

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<v Speaker 5>being repeated while you watch it. Well, Reese's a listener.

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<v Speaker 5>When we said it was ground all day, crunched the

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<v Speaker 5>numbers twenty nine times, twenty nine times. You're going to go, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I get it, Yeah, I get it. This is driving

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<v Speaker 5>me nuts. So we're obviously off tomorrow on Anzac Day,

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<v Speaker 5>but when we are back Wednesday, we only have three

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<v Speaker 5>shows this week to fill the remaining seats in this cinema.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a it's a gold class, so very very comfy

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<v Speaker 5>in there for forty eight hours. If you make the

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<v Speaker 5>forty hours, twenty thousand dollars to the winner or winners

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<v Speaker 5>who were left at the end to spend around Chapel

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<v Speaker 5>Street precinct. Jack, how many seats have we got left now?

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<v Speaker 5>Because we gave away one today, didn't we?

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<v Speaker 3>We did to Shane who were nicknaming Julie Andrews because

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<v Speaker 3>he's already been training.

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<v Speaker 5>Before even creating exercises.

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<v Speaker 3>He's been training this weekend by watching sound and music

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<v Speaker 3>on repeat. There is eleven seats to go great.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so if you want in tell us why email

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<v Speaker 5>me at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 4>We are back Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Enjoy tomorrow We Christian know Connells Show Podcast