Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime.
Speaker 2: I might have always had a crunch.
Speaker 3: I'm not telling you anyone.
Speaker 4: The Snag's got snags.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one O four.
Speaker 4: Good morning Patsy, Good morning Jack.
Speaker 3: Honey, guys, did you notice.
Speaker 5: It quite on the roads this morning? Coming in Idea
Speaker 5: going down on Being which is very foggy. Otherwise back
Speaker 5: in London you don't often get it that foggy here. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I fear that there must be only mad about a
Speaker 5: undred people listening to the show today. Yeah, I was
Speaker 5: looking around, going try to get today or we're going
Speaker 5: to We could actually just phone them from them on
Speaker 5: conference school, save the transmits of power. We can make
Speaker 5: it very easy for everyone today. Patsy, how's your weekend?
Speaker 2: Well, our washing machine, our clothes, washing masche She has
Speaker 2: died and it was the love God's fault. Let's just
Speaker 2: get that out right at the start. Because he yesterday
Speaker 2: said I had to go out. He said, you know what,
Speaker 2: I'll do the washing while you're out. I said, that'd
Speaker 2: be fabulous, good drying day. Get those sheets and towels out,
Speaker 2: get onto it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, day over the week.
Speaker 2: I get excited when it's a good dry toast.
Speaker 5: Strip the bed. Now, let's get it clean, get it
Speaker 5: out there, get it back on all in the day,
Speaker 5: magical dry day.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm winning it life if if it's a
Speaker 2: good drying day. Anyway, So, and you know he's he's not.
Speaker 2: He didn't come down the last shower. He knows to
Speaker 2: separate the ducks from the whites. Never put the towels
Speaker 2: in with everything else. They've got to go on their own.
Speaker 5: Speaking about if he's got some sort of mental defect,
Speaker 5: who's my guy?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 5: Separate this black sock from the white underpan.
Speaker 2: Well, it's happened before anyways. I thought, oh, that's all right,
Speaker 2: he's trustworthy. I can leave him with it.
Speaker 5: Anyone else, don't play with the other one.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're allowed it in the laundry. Now after several
Speaker 3: seven decades, you're allowed in the laundry. Can I go
Speaker 3: in the kitchen?
Speaker 5: Please don't put your fingers in the sockets again, we've
Speaker 5: had this reform CRUs Okay.
Speaker 2: But I got home and him and Ords had in
Speaker 2: between gone out, so it was just me getting home
Speaker 2: on my own. Instantly, instantly, when I opened the door,
Speaker 2: It's like my wifi's senses went ballistic. There was something
Speaker 2: very very wrong because I could hear this metal on
Speaker 2: metal grating in the machine, and I could smell burning,
Speaker 2: and I thought, oh no, and it's a fairly new machine,
Speaker 2: so I thought, what on earth? So I've rushed down
Speaker 2: to the laundry at the other end of the house.
Speaker 2: And what had happened is, to cut long story short,
Speaker 2: he'd put one of my bras, which I always hand washed.
Speaker 2: He'd put one of the bras in with the wash.
Speaker 6: Always do it.
Speaker 5: I always trock my waist.
Speaker 2: And it's got like you know, the metal.
Speaker 5: Wash. No, it's going down to a creek washing.
Speaker 2: Not the clip, the meggins, the support, the underwire. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So I opened I opened up the door and it's
Speaker 2: like hanging half out and it's all mangled and twisted
Speaker 2: and it's wrecked the machine. I think. So he's put
Speaker 2: the bra in there when I've specifically said I always.
Speaker 5: Handle was I didn't know you meant to do it separately.
Speaker 2: It recks you machine, and that's what it's done to
Speaker 2: our like eight month old bosh. It's like carcked it.
Speaker 2: So now I can't get mister Bosh out for at
Speaker 2: least two weeks because he's very busy, and so I can't.
Speaker 5: Because there isn't already back to school this week. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: I already know. Jack was asking me early what I'm
Speaker 5: doing to my certa going through that school bag, that
Speaker 5: sports kit that hasn't been washing three weeks. So you've
Speaker 5: got no washing.
Speaker 2: Machine, I've got no So that means I'm going to
Speaker 2: have to go up to the laundromat, which I don't
Speaker 2: think I've done since I was probably about nineteen.
Speaker 5: It's like a walk of Shane when you go to
Speaker 5: certain ages, and't it you feel like you've been charged.
Speaker 5: I always think that I've been thrown out the house
Speaker 5: or something if I'm taking out blue bag, was happy married? Okay,
Speaker 5: this is to stop these rumors.
Speaker 6: Guys.
Speaker 5: Everybody else's students not living out that car. So, Patsy,
Speaker 5: do you need us to take that washing in for you?
Speaker 5: You would do that for us, You would do that
Speaker 5: for us? That is vile.
Speaker 2: I'm not bringing in my smalls here for you to.
Speaker 5: Look at my washing machines at your disposal. Do you
Speaker 5: also want me to have a world that Robert say
Speaker 5: you can take his bag of spanners out tomorrow or
Speaker 5: something to start having a look at it.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Let's do Extra Time on the time. Was stuff everything
Speaker 5: right though? Patsy? Yeah? Yeah, why the jack just said
Speaker 5: to me, you know, if Patsy's running at half speed there,
Speaker 5: I know it's I know a lot of people are
Speaker 5: gonna have an rdeo today, but we ca Okay, why am.
Speaker 2: I running at high speed?
Speaker 3: It's go time it show, I said, I said half
Speaker 3: speed not. I thought it was a great story. But yeah,
Speaker 3: you're just pacing leisurely, yeah, with it like a.
Speaker 5: Philly buster a couple of times.
Speaker 2: Well that's a bit ironic, isn't it. From old Sleepy
Speaker 2: Joe in there.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to start Apart.
Speaker 2: From old sleepy Joe, that is rich.
Speaker 5: That is rich to be fair of sleepy Joe saying
Speaker 5: something sometimes you've got to pay attention. Wow, that's good.
Speaker 5: Hire a poacher to catch a poacher.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's me. I am uncharacteristically hung over this today,
Speaker 3: and I am slow, so I should not be thrown down.
Speaker 5: You're running at normal speed. This is good. If Patsy,
Speaker 5: could you just go at this volume. All right, guys,
Speaker 5: this is perfect for old boozy post drunk bands.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, who's in the park playing under the influence? I
Speaker 5: tell you who boottound Gang?
Speaker 3: Very good gold Uh you too.
Speaker 5: Get a room? You to get a room. Looking at
Speaker 5: the end of the arm making out in this pub. Florence.
Speaker 5: She's been knocking the mat. She can't operate the heavy machinery.
Speaker 3: Silvera.
Speaker 5: It's very Patsy's radio virus. I'm half speed, half comedy today. Guys.
Speaker 5: Imagine Flaggons, Flaggers about and smash Mouth.
Speaker 4: They're in the bub.
Speaker 5: That's right, they're smash Think you know this one? All right?
Speaker 4: Jackie boy drunk bands.
Speaker 3: Yeah, David albarn and the boys are in the bar.
Speaker 3: Slur Damion what I call him?
Speaker 7: David?
Speaker 5: Sorry, I know, I know you're a dead but I
Speaker 5: love the blood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hated for me.
Speaker 6: On the show.
Speaker 4: I'll just go home now.
Speaker 5: Guys, Patsy's at half speed. You and Dad Gear, Graham Bowie,
Speaker 5: I love all the mans. Michael Dragon any who where
Speaker 5: were we? That's right on the radio, guys.
Speaker 3: Who's in the who's in the pub? Kenny Groggins?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: They Silver and Ginessa and Rossi.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Someone says texted in actually listen, called Graham Goodring, Grahame Christian,
Speaker 5: this is a patsy.
Speaker 4: No Patsy, you don't need to go to the laundromat.
Speaker 4: Chris stuff.
Speaker 5: That's up the word we love God. He has to
Speaker 5: go and deal with all that. If you broke, you
Speaker 5: need to do all the fix around. I'm clamous as here.
Speaker 5: You never put a bra in the washing machine. Hey, listen,
Speaker 5: if I get up till the weekend, right, whatever gets
Speaker 5: you through life, that's what I say.
Speaker 3: Sorry, as long as you keep it moving.
Speaker 5: My wife's officer, I thought they always just go in
Speaker 5: the washing machine.
Speaker 2: No, you must handwash them. They're a fortune. They cost
Speaker 2: a fortune, and my mother always told me to handwash
Speaker 2: them in luxe flakes, which is what I always do.
Speaker 2: And I'm sure I've told him that before.
Speaker 3: I can't believe I haven't told you guys this yet.
Speaker 3: I woke up the other morning on a Sunday morning
Speaker 3: when I'm trying to sleep in hearing the sound of
Speaker 3: like metal rattling. I say, what's this? I walk into
Speaker 3: the room. Bank's got a tape measure out like the
Speaker 3: one a carpenter with us to measure her boobs to
Speaker 3: buy a bra online.
Speaker 8: Steal ones probably industrial ones like Makita A right time,
Speaker 8: waste extra time.
Speaker 4: We're looking for your drunk bands, goldswin pants.
Speaker 5: Let's see what you've got not two pack, six pack
Speaker 5: gold that's very good, an ash one Republican silver, Ben's
Speaker 5: Skulls five silver plus, fall down boy silver publican Enemy
Speaker 5: that is very good.
Speaker 4: World Ginzia slurring jets instead.
Speaker 5: Of the screening jets. Damien Mariah, carry me home goldt
Speaker 5: David Berry gold Chance pronunciations.
Speaker 4: Begs gold is very good.
Speaker 5: Chris Motley brue silver, Credence need water for revival.
Speaker 3: Now that that is gold plus.
Speaker 4: That is very very good.
Speaker 5: Several hats off Credence, need Water for Revival. Uh daft
Speaker 5: drunk so absinthe and the ads.
Speaker 3: What's going on wrong?
Speaker 5: Ben even made it to the our six news.
Speaker 3: I was going to tell you another eddingto No, it's
Speaker 3: twenty five, we're no in in news.
Speaker 5: Hey listen whitch all night? This good stuff right now.
Speaker 5: It's Alredio Monday. There's no one listening. We're just doing
Speaker 5: this for our sales guys. Juice, Springsteen, Bronze, Feeling a
Speaker 5: Bit Green Day, bron and SALTI.
Speaker 1: And Peppers Gold The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 5: Exactly a week's time, we'll be getting ready pressing play
Speaker 5: on one movie which we played non stop for forty
Speaker 5: eight hours off forty eight movie mouth and after seven
Speaker 5: o'clock we start giving more seats away and our little
Speaker 5: Gold Class Cinema and Chapel Street Precinct twenty thousand dollars
Speaker 5: up for grabs to whoever is left sat at the
Speaker 5: end of the forty eight hours over the weekend. I'm
Speaker 5: starting to think I can't see anyone making the forty
Speaker 5: eight hours.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the difference is it's a dark room
Speaker 3: in comfy seats that reclined, that recline, it's all these
Speaker 3: inviting things that make you and the cinema's nice and warm.
Speaker 3: It's gonna make you want to go to sleep.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's this is not over the weekend. You know,
Speaker 5: you because you're not working, you start to it. I
Speaker 5: sound you're little bit tired and thinking how tired you'd
Speaker 5: be if you've been sat in a chair, and I
Speaker 5: know exhausted is doing the long haul just to get
Speaker 5: back to the UK for twenty three hours, even though
Speaker 5: you can get up and it's still mentally and you're
Speaker 5: not off. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was speculating with friends over the weekend and now
Speaker 3: I'm actually in the of the thought that we won't
Speaker 3: even make it to Wednesday.
Speaker 5: No perhats the Originally Jack and I were talking about
Speaker 5: doing this for seventy two hours.
Speaker 3: Aw forty hours.
Speaker 5: There's no way somebody seventy two hours watching this. And
Speaker 5: also we got to remember this is what the same movie.
Speaker 5: There's not a bunch of movies right that you might
Speaker 5: be to get, you might try and become invested in.
Speaker 5: It's the same flipper movie. You're gonna zone out and
Speaker 5: be like white noise After a while.
Speaker 3: I remember saying, what if the whole cinema makes it
Speaker 3: to forty eight hours, then they all win?
Speaker 5: I wish will they get sixteen twenty I'd say two thousand.
Speaker 5: I've waked off eighteen thousand just to cover my costs
Speaker 5: in this.
Speaker 3: Twenty thousand divided by sixteen people in the cinema, they'd
Speaker 3: get twelve hundred and fifty dollars each.
Speaker 5: What does that work out if I buy forty eight
Speaker 5: to work out your hourly rates. You're better off going
Speaker 5: to Pokey.
Speaker 3: Twenty six dollars an hour, don't.
Speaker 2: Do a shift at Mackers minimum weight.
Speaker 5: Yes, all right, So on the Monday, now, we'd like
Speaker 5: to celebrate everyone who's at work, because this is like
Speaker 5: a secret time of the day. Everyone who starts so
Speaker 5: wake up after seven o'clock. They don't realize that a
Speaker 5: lot of Balbernians are already at work, and you guys
Speaker 5: are the unsung heroes today, even more so because I
Speaker 5: went into about most people would have played the old audio.
Speaker 5: She got a nice long weekend. I don't even know
Speaker 5: if all of the other breakfast shows are even on
Speaker 5: hour this morning. In fact, I know it's a fact
Speaker 5: none of them are.
Speaker 3: Take pride with us then that you came into works
Speaker 3: having up the three of us.
Speaker 5: Even Patsy, she's showing it. She's at the quarter.
Speaker 2: Speed, even Patsy.
Speaker 5: You know what we're doing is we're she recording Patsy and.
Speaker 2: Then playing just fun in here. I might out of
Speaker 2: this entirety.
Speaker 5: Well, then maybe have another half hour in bed. If
Speaker 5: they're going to be like nodding off in front of
Speaker 5: the microphone, it's Patsy's forty eight minute movie marathon. All right,
Speaker 5: so if you're at work. Partly, we're also asking this
Speaker 5: because we do need to know that there are some
Speaker 5: people listening right now.
Speaker 4: Our self esteem is we have to.
Speaker 5: Delude ourselves every day that are people listening today? Just
Speaker 5: see how quiet Punt Road was. I'm like, I'm not sure.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure how many people are going to be
Speaker 5: out there at work.
Speaker 3: Today If no one calls, I guess.
Speaker 5: No, don't just go on. Just stick on a long
Speaker 5: album and get the head out of here, all right?
Speaker 5: Nine four one four one o four three knock on Monday?
Speaker 5: Are you already knocking on at work? Orre you just
Speaker 5: on your way in?
Speaker 4: Nine one o four three Jackie boy.
Speaker 5: For these winners that are at work this morning, what
Speaker 5: prizes can they choose from?
Speaker 3: Yes, we will open the merch cabin for some Christian
Speaker 3: I connel show merch. We've got pins, fridge magnets, socks, mugs.
Speaker 5: Sounds like a Disney club when you went out there
Speaker 5: like we're doing a kids show. Doesn't it warming up
Speaker 5: until Blue's on at seven?
Speaker 3: We need to only need like slap Rice.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: You want to Christian of the team, I am spewing.
Speaker 5: I organize a sight meet in this morning at seven am.
Speaker 5: When I organize it, I've completely forgotten it was and
Speaker 5: Anzac day. The next day, I've had to drive from
Speaker 5: Traden to Armadale and I've just had a look on
Speaker 5: Google Maps. Two and a half hour drive. It's a
Speaker 5: twenty minute meter I'm gonna be having and then I'm
Speaker 5: done for the day. It was too late to counsel
Speaker 5: once i'd realized yesterday. Thank you guys for turning out
Speaker 5: to do the show today to make the two and
Speaker 5: a half hour trip back more bearable, even if it
Speaker 5: is half paced Monday. That's from step steph our pleasure.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much. All right, who is actually not
Speaker 5: in an audio today? Who is actually at work? Nine
Speaker 5: one o four three? Take your leave, our patsies, but
Speaker 5: make your half price today half pace, half pace money.
Speaker 2: I assure you on full pace floor to the floor.
Speaker 5: But I'll mate you woke up with that dr chat
Speaker 5: floor to the floor.
Speaker 2: I meant foot to the floor. Maybe I am half speed.
Speaker 2: Can I just go home now?
Speaker 5: All right, let's chat to Kate. Kate's already at work.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Kate, Ah, Hi Christian, do you know I've
Speaker 7: just arrived at work this morning. I'm all ready to
Speaker 7: roll and have a great day.
Speaker 5: And what do you do, Kate's what are you up
Speaker 5: to today? What do you do for a living?
Speaker 7: I work in care?
Speaker 5: Awesome?
Speaker 4: And the kids in today?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I imagine we'll have pretty much a full
Speaker 7: group today.
Speaker 5: Quite not today, mum.
Speaker 7: A lot of because of the schools as well having
Speaker 7: their school holidays, so a lot of siblings are still
Speaker 7: at home. And yeah, yeah we get we get the
Speaker 7: young family members in it. Yeah, very fun.
Speaker 5: And what will you be doing today? What's what's the
Speaker 5: game plan?
Speaker 7: Main focus today? We're going to make some end biscuits.
Speaker 5: Oh that sounds like a lot of fun, doesn't it.
Speaker 5: I remember Patsy did that when I first started. Please
Speaker 5: don't they were a little bit harder.
Speaker 2: No, I'm much around with the recipes.
Speaker 5: Don't muck around.
Speaker 8: We tried to make itip that exists for a reason.
Speaker 5: They were chaw breakers. Basically, my body is still digesting it,
Speaker 5: you know, like a snake with a goat. Five years later. Serious,
Speaker 5: I reckon if I had a kernoscopy going when with
Speaker 5: exam biscuits in here eighteen twenty eighteen. Okay, thank you very.
Speaker 4: Much for give us a call. Simon coome On Simon.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Jane.
Speaker 1: How are we all this morning?
Speaker 5: We're good, Simon. Are you sound nice and lively and busy?
Speaker 5: What are you up to?
Speaker 10: So?
Speaker 9: I'm a gabbo and I've been at Working Street thirty
Speaker 9: and I get out a bit at one thirty in
Speaker 9: the morning to start work.
Speaker 5: Your day starts a half one is that every day,
Speaker 5: five days a.
Speaker 9: Week, Monday to Friday and then Saturday mornings I start
Speaker 9: at five. So I made a bed at three.
Speaker 5: Wow, that is intense. How many years you've been doing that, Simon.
Speaker 9: Ah, they've been doing it about six years, four years
Speaker 9: in Melbourne and two years in darl And before that.
Speaker 5: Yeah. And how do you how do you cote with?
Speaker 5: How do you cope with those hours? Oh?
Speaker 9: Mate, I just got used to it and I love it.
Speaker 1: I love my job.
Speaker 9: I love I work for and it's great fun.
Speaker 3: You're up at about for someone who who was awake
Speaker 3: at one.
Speaker 5: Th in the morning. Yeah, this is actually Simon. What
Speaker 5: can we give you from our merch cupboard?
Speaker 9: Oh mate? Just send us whatever you got.
Speaker 11: I'm happy with anything you like.
Speaker 3: Zen on the phone, Simon, no one watched the fridge magnets,
Speaker 3: but they're actually three good you can have two fridge magnets.
Speaker 11: Yeah, awesome, that's.
Speaker 5: Great, Simon. Thank you very much. You're giving us a
Speaker 5: kill mate, and I love the attitude, love the show.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Simon. Just go to Naomi. Good morning, KnowI.
Speaker 12: Yeah, good morning?
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good Namen. You're up and at work already. You're
Speaker 4: knocking on.
Speaker 11: I am, I am.
Speaker 12: I am actually sitting at the front door. I thought
Speaker 12: I can't just walk in like talking at the top
Speaker 12: of my lungs on the phone.
Speaker 5: Yes, I am. Are you what the front door of work?
Speaker 12: At the front door of work about to clock on
Speaker 12: at seven am?
Speaker 5: So I respect for you well, because most people aren't.
Speaker 5: They don't mind having personal sort of calls very loudly
Speaker 5: these days, do they. So you're not cold? It's all
Speaker 5: foggy out there.
Speaker 12: Oh I'm in the carts toasty. It's fine.
Speaker 5: And what do you do? What do you do? Know me?
Speaker 12: I am a nurse and I monitor people remotely, so
Speaker 12: they are at home in their toasty homes and they
Speaker 12: take their blood pressure and all of that jazz and
Speaker 12: send it through over the internet and I look at
Speaker 12: it on my computer and give them a rine. There
Speaker 12: not looking great. I didn't know this was a thing now, Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 12: depending on what sort of you know, chronic illness they have.
Speaker 12: So yeah, we're looking after people that have if.
Speaker 5: That chronic I can't be like filling out something online.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to find the energy in it's.
Speaker 4: His heart attack is.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, we're hoping we wouldn't get those fo calls.
Speaker 5: So what happens say someone does start having high blood pressure, right,
Speaker 5: and then they send it off to you guys, and
Speaker 5: what then you give them a call is check how
Speaker 5: they are and what's going on.
Speaker 12: Yeah, we're looking at yeah, we look at everything else
Speaker 12: that's going on. We're going, what's what's happening?
Speaker 13: Have you?
Speaker 12: You know, what's their other their other numbers? Like how
Speaker 12: are they feeling?
Speaker 5: Turn the game off if your team are losing, and
Speaker 5: so what do alarms start going off on your computer?
Speaker 5: How does it work? In my mind, you've got like
Speaker 5: a you know those sort of those where they have
Speaker 5: TVs of a city and those things like everywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and you've got a flashing house in Craigie Bird. Yeah,
Speaker 5: his blood pressure is the stomic is too high.
Speaker 12: Not quite like that, but I think we should redesign
Speaker 12: it so it is like that. Yeah, no, we just turn.
Speaker 12: We've just got like an adult system, like a traffic
Speaker 12: light system, so red. You know, anything that comes up red,
Speaker 12: we're like, right is that? To give them a call
Speaker 12: and find out what's going on? You know, sometimes they
Speaker 12: press the wrong button on their on their iPad and
Speaker 12: it will come up and we'll give them a ringe.
Speaker 12: So often we'll just say, you know, have a chat
Speaker 12: and see how they're.
Speaker 3: Going and what shore is the information being put in
Speaker 3: wrong versus they're actually sick.
Speaker 12: Oh, we've got lots of elderly people. So sometimes they
Speaker 12: press that their short of breath or they've got chest
Speaker 12: pain by mistake.
Speaker 13: Not that often, not that often.
Speaker 6: Thing.
Speaker 5: I didn't know this was a thing. Wellnmi, thank you
Speaker 5: you and your team for everything you do.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, it's great.
Speaker 5: Andami, what can we send you? What would you like
Speaker 5: from our merch cub Naomi?
Speaker 12: Well, I am a nurse, and if you know anything
Speaker 12: about nursing, if there's three pens where they're.
Speaker 5: So I didn't imagine that high tech thing. You need
Speaker 5: a pen?
Speaker 12: Oh we do. We can't work without a pin.
Speaker 4: All right, we'll send you pens and we thank you
Speaker 4: very much.
Speaker 5: Have a great day, Yeah you too.
Speaker 1: Bye Well, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 5: I hope you had a great weekend. Let's talk about
Speaker 5: the weekend. Now we've got up to over the weekend
Speaker 5: and six words as where we invite you to tell
Speaker 5: us a story of your weekend. What have you got
Speaker 5: to over the weekend? And six words text them into
Speaker 5: me over seven five three one oh four three. Before
Speaker 5: we go any further, we should just take a moment
Speaker 5: to say what a huge loss to Australia and cultural
Speaker 5: I think, to comedy all over the world. The great
Speaker 5: Barry Humphreys passed away like a true entertainer on a
Speaker 5: Saturday night taking his final bow was say world class
Speaker 5: titan of comedy and improvational comedy as well. Later on
Speaker 5: this morning, about half an hour's time, we're going to
Speaker 5: have a fellow great entertainer, Steve Wissar, to really talk
Speaker 5: about just what a what an amazing talent Barry Humphrees was.
Speaker 5: But you and your family must have grown up with
Speaker 5: with damad pants we did in U came huge.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love salz Celez Patterson, which it was
Speaker 2: just every time I see it. We're watching shorts over
Speaker 2: the weekend.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I watched Low's yesterday, just his.
Speaker 2: You know, and those derogatory facial expressions that he had
Speaker 2: as well as Day mid Now. It was just he
Speaker 2: was so funny.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I watched so many clips of different Parkinson episodes
Speaker 5: where he just controlled all the timing of it. It's
Speaker 5: almost like the guests were hostages to day think it
Speaker 5: is he going to look at me in a minute?
Speaker 5: All right, jackie boy, what did you get up to
Speaker 5: this weekend?
Speaker 3: Yeah? My six words would be I missed you guys
Speaker 3: at pocon I. Sorry that you couldn't make it.
Speaker 5: We won't invited?
Speaker 2: What serious?
Speaker 3: I am thinking? Maybe there is still room to do
Speaker 3: a team pokenon again. But I had my happy to
Speaker 3: be an afterthought like that too. My childhood friends, you know,
Speaker 3: neglect my childhood friends and so who came around? Yeah,
Speaker 3: my ten guys. I went to school and that's Grimary
Speaker 3: school with Yeah for pocon I, it was it great,
Speaker 3: it was great fun.
Speaker 14: I go.
Speaker 3: I gotta mentioned one thing that has got to stop
Speaker 3: on this show. Sure that you started. Actually, my friends
Speaker 3: as they folded into the house, one of my mates
Speaker 3: looked around the hallway and looked into the bedroom and goes,
Speaker 3: oh good, no socks on the floor. That was started
Speaker 3: here and I wanted to.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry that my eighteen year old daughter saw a
Speaker 5: discarded sock not in the bedroom chat, but in a
Speaker 5: signed computer room via a very large monitor. So I'm
Speaker 5: sorry you left a sock suspiciously close to a computer monitor,
Speaker 5: which is a window on all kinds of acts online.
Speaker 4: As we know that, I'm sorry we saw something you left.
Speaker 3: Not the first person to take my shoes off by
Speaker 3: a computer, and I will hear nothing more about it.
Speaker 5: Everything right, So I'm happy to agree to this. Do
Speaker 5: you want me to refer to it as now and
Speaker 5: not the love sock anymore?
Speaker 3: Don't even us in computer sentences in computer But good
Speaker 3: news is Poking Night was a complete success.
Speaker 5: So you had the table out because when we came around,
Speaker 5: we did a team one and it was a great.
Speaker 5: Now you have the table, which makes a big difference.
Speaker 3: Borrowed the table again from my friend.
Speaker 2: And all the proper fessional setup.
Speaker 3: It's a great setup. We went till well, I went
Speaker 3: till two o'clock in the morning. Until that is a
Speaker 3: long for me. You know, that is what this is
Speaker 3: coming from. Somebody who remember on New Year's EF I
Speaker 3: was in bed by twelve thirty at my own house party.
Speaker 3: So two am for me was very good. But it's
Speaker 3: the same kind of guys who were at the New
Speaker 3: Ye's Eve party. They just want to stay on.
Speaker 5: So you get that when you're drinking, don't you get
Speaker 5: a fake energy? Yes, I felt so good right now,
Speaker 5: I'll go on for another couple of hours. It's only
Speaker 5: when you stop drinking you realize, oh god, that wasn't energy.
Speaker 5: I feel terrible.
Speaker 3: I think there's something about sitting down. Well, you know,
Speaker 3: we were sat there for eight hours because.
Speaker 5: You're doing something you kids yourself that you're not just
Speaker 5: in the pub get drunk.
Speaker 3: You don't realize how drunk you are until you stand up.
Speaker 3: So at two am I call it quits. They stayed
Speaker 3: up till four am before I went to bed.
Speaker 5: How did you see it with like the noise because
Speaker 5: a load of guys at two am aren't quite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to put whate noise on my speaker.
Speaker 5: Did you get in Gordy's like crib or something like that?
Speaker 5: The sound of the seashore.
Speaker 3: I finish my night anytime I'm drinking, which I don't
Speaker 3: drink a lot anymore, but I finished with a big
Speaker 3: glass of hydrolight to replenish.
Speaker 5: The I that like two hundred mill etres of potassium
Speaker 5: is going to help out all that grog in there.
Speaker 3: You know, And I thought, you know what, I'm going
Speaker 3: to help out all these guys. They're going to thank
Speaker 3: me tomorrow morning. So I lined up before I went
Speaker 3: to bed. There are still six of them left. I
Speaker 3: lined out six. Make sure you drink these please before
Speaker 3: you leave.
Speaker 5: You thank me tomorrow when that hangover kicks in. Weren't
Speaker 5: you worried about them like burning the house down or something?
Speaker 5: And the drunk guys just looking up?
Speaker 3: I honestly, at that stage, I just wanted to get
Speaker 3: to sleep.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast interest.
Speaker 5: A new story of the weekend that made me think
Speaker 5: of you, Jack. Now you've recently moved to Alphington. This
Speaker 5: story people might not might have heard about it about
Speaker 5: a giant deer just suddenly someone's home.
Speaker 14: And Elfhington father has returned home to find a fully
Speaker 14: grown deer on the loose inside his house. The animal
Speaker 14: broke in through a window with its antlers, and it
Speaker 14: took a team effort to coax him out.
Speaker 5: I want if they say broken with his antlers, like
Speaker 5: they can take them off. It's not like a top
Speaker 5: the bloody great antlers off? Put them there? Got the old,
Speaker 5: big old dead head.
Speaker 3: Want to stretch the wall pane down the hall. It's
Speaker 3: a big talk of the town in the.
Speaker 5: Definitely were your parents worried about you?
Speaker 3: How how? Yeah, Mum said it to me on Friday, saying,
Speaker 3: I guess, like keep on the lookout in case he
Speaker 3: comes to your house next. But how just how deer
Speaker 3: gets into the inner suburbs.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's why I couldn't silly got where did it
Speaker 5: come from? I get?
Speaker 3: Well, people were speculating that he ran down the river
Speaker 3: because the river runs through Elfhington in through the city.
Speaker 5: So you think that he was, like you last week,
Speaker 5: he's lost.
Speaker 3: Maybe so like he's out. I guess he's out in
Speaker 3: the bush or wherever the deer live. And then he's
Speaker 3: just walked along the river.
Speaker 4: Does you get the train again when there's antlers.
Speaker 3: Until he finally gives up and then just goes into
Speaker 3: a side straight.
Speaker 5: But how can you find out? How do they get
Speaker 5: the deer out? Where do they take him?
Speaker 2: Well, he was in there for ages. Wasn't watching TV?
Speaker 5: Watching again, having some snacks and popping a few bits.
Speaker 3: Weren't the family hiding up stairs?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Someone someone opened the front doors.
Speaker 4: You see the photo of it in their house.
Speaker 6: It's shug.
Speaker 3: I imagine they have to tranquil tranket, don't they.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 2: I think they just opened the front door and scooted just.
Speaker 5: Not like a bug. And then someone else's problem.
Speaker 4: Tramline.
Speaker 5: I think they just opened the front door. Winning our
Speaker 5: specialist front door team for that, surely they would have tranquilized.
Speaker 3: I think I think they do it humanly.
Speaker 5: And then they had news reader here local news stories.
Speaker 5: It's it's just to speculate on it. Sorry, you're not
Speaker 5: in the Herald Son today, so therefore we don't know
Speaker 5: about made up news.
Speaker 2: Show us saw footage of someone jimmy opened the front
Speaker 2: door and shoot off your gun.
Speaker 3: Why they have to jimmy the front door open?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 6: Everyone?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I didn't want to go downstairs and get
Speaker 2: bombarded by the deer hell.
Speaker 5: Rios using this new new fangle thing called the into
Speaker 5: where I believe it is? What have you found?
Speaker 3: The first ranger rocked up at the place, meant to shoot.
Speaker 5: A ranger, exciting call the ranger yoke mares in town.
Speaker 3: But he forgot to bring tranquilizers.
Speaker 5: Bloody brother in law on the front door.
Speaker 3: So we had to call a second ranger to come
Speaker 3: in later, who came half an hour later with tranquilizers.
Speaker 3: But by then the door the deer had just left
Speaker 3: through the door showed itself out.
Speaker 5: Thank you mane did it go?
Speaker 12: So?
Speaker 3: Did it go? Did it go?
Speaker 5: It's still an elephant?
Speaker 3: Or just maybe I should be worried?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know where the deer ended up. We're going
Speaker 3: to keep it looking at it.
Speaker 5: Has anyone seen the deer that on Friday was in
Speaker 5: alph until where is it?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 5: What have they done with this deer? Nine four one
Speaker 5: four one O four three? And we want your stories
Speaker 5: about uninvited animal visitors in your home one O four three,
Speaker 5: Every single day up for grabs with the best stories
Speaker 5: one thousand dollars to a call of the week.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: So we're talking about uninvited animal visitors in your home.
Speaker 14: And Alphington father has returned home to find a fully
Speaker 14: grown deer on the loose inside his house. The animal
Speaker 14: broke in through a window with its antlers and it
Speaker 14: took a team effort to coax him out.
Speaker 5: So you that does happen? You call Triple zero?
Speaker 11: Do you?
Speaker 5: Is there a different one for animals.
Speaker 3: I don't know the rangers number. So yeah, called Triple zero.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Christian are large herd of deer live and grays
Speaker 5: along the yarraw. A few have ended up in residential
Speaker 5: areas over the years, like Clifton Hill and Fitzroy Hipster deer. Wow,
Speaker 5: they give you a very big surprise when you see
Speaker 5: them because they are absolutely huge. All right, So animals
Speaker 5: uninvited animal visitors in your home? Nine four one four
Speaker 5: one oh four three. Good morning, Julia, Good morning.
Speaker 7: How are you all?
Speaker 5: I'm good, Julia. I hope you had a great weekend.
Speaker 5: So who was your your home?
Speaker 7: Well, when we were saying that a Tasmania are saying
Speaker 7: this beautiful benbat and there was all these ducks that
Speaker 7: were outside and my youngest son decided to because he
Speaker 7: knew that they liked bread. He took some toilet paper
Speaker 7: rolled up and dips in water so it looked like
Speaker 7: a piece of bread. Lured one of the ducks into
Speaker 7: our house and shut the door behind it, and so
Speaker 7: then came and told they've got freaked out, and came
Speaker 7: and told my husband and I said, man, there's a
Speaker 7: duck in there. We came to and when my husband
Speaker 7: tried to catch it, it took flight and slewed around
Speaker 7: the room, pulling the whole way round, and they had
Speaker 7: white bed to take off.
Speaker 5: They let some of that sort of plane fuel.
Speaker 3: Out on the husband.
Speaker 5: You were not getting a very good host review on Airbnb.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, and it was all over the blind
Speaker 7: We had.
Speaker 5: Us terrible.
Speaker 7: So it was such a myss oh and there was
Speaker 7: so I mean, my husband went over and said, look,
Speaker 7: we had an incident. There was a ducklet got in
Speaker 7: the house. And they went, oh, yes, that can happen.
Speaker 4: So it was on No it stinks as well. That
Speaker 4: duck mark already stinks, isn't it.
Speaker 7: Oh, absolutely revolting. So yeah, there was just it was
Speaker 7: just a myth. And it was carbon and ports. My
Speaker 7: poor son and died because I didn't know that was
Speaker 7: going to happen.
Speaker 5: Julie, A great story. Thank you very much to give
Speaker 5: us a call. You have a good day, you too,
Speaker 5: Hello Katrina, Hi, Hey Gulling. We good. So who was
Speaker 5: in your house? We've had a duck who was in yours.
Speaker 10: So we have we live in Dale's Creek and we
Speaker 10: live in a very old home and we get micro
Speaker 10: bats occasionally that come flying into the house. So we
Speaker 10: have like a full on military exercise that we have
Speaker 10: to do because these little microbats aren't really smart. My
Speaker 10: whole I've got two kids, two dogs, two cats, and
Speaker 10: a beautiful husband and so we all have a job.
Speaker 10: So the kids that command you have to get down
Speaker 10: low because also because it's a bad it could possibly
Speaker 10: have rabies, so we're like, you shouldn't get bitten or
Speaker 10: scratched by them. So yeah, we get down low. We
Speaker 10: turn off all the lights, and my husband opens up
Speaker 10: the front door, lays down on his back and opens
Speaker 10: the front door, turns the light on so that it
Speaker 10: flies towards the light, and my kids commando crawl to
Speaker 10: get the cats so that they put the cats away,
Speaker 10: and then they commando crawled back to the living room.
Speaker 10: We're all lying low waiting for this little bat to
Speaker 10: fly through the front door towards the light. And my
Speaker 10: husband gives us the signal because he's the one that
Speaker 10: actually is on his back and can see when the
Speaker 10: bat flies passed it. And then we close the door
Speaker 10: really quick and then we're home's free.
Speaker 5: This is a snick operation. I mean, it's not a
Speaker 5: movie in the quiet place. You know. There's so much
Speaker 5: going on here.
Speaker 10: I know, and we all know our jobs. It's like
Speaker 10: kid's go and it's like we're on it.
Speaker 5: The tool work is, you know, is incredible. You need
Speaker 5: to be to coaching AFL teams. So how they work
Speaker 5: together as a team.
Speaker 10: Well, look, you know the little microbats. Yeah, they're not
Speaker 10: overly smart, unfortunately, and once my husband got stuck on
Speaker 10: the toilet with one in the bathroom with him, so
Speaker 10: at about three am. So we was running around the
Speaker 10: house in these jobs. Poor bugger.
Speaker 13: So it sits.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we've had some adventures with our little friends, the
Speaker 10: micro bats.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: When we had our short lived cabin in the woods,
Speaker 3: the guy didn't tell us that there was micro bats
Speaker 3: in the ceiling. I actually never saw them, but on
Speaker 3: the day that he handed over the keys to the cabin,
Speaker 3: he also gave us a net and we said, oh,
Speaker 3: he said, this is to catch microbats.
Speaker 5: Were like a giant fish net.
Speaker 3: Like a giant fish net. Yeah you can, but he
Speaker 3: said that there. We never saw him in real life,
Speaker 3: but there's like outside.
Speaker 10: Of a small, tiny, tiny tiny.
Speaker 5: Oh that's a great story, Katrina. Thank you very much
Speaker 5: for give us a call. Brilliant stuff. They have a
Speaker 5: great day, guy, And you know me, good morning.
Speaker 13: Good morning. How are you.
Speaker 4: I'm good, Naomi? Now know me what animal was in
Speaker 4: your home?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 13: I was in my mother in law's home. She had
Speaker 13: one of those old really four poster beds, and heard
Speaker 13: a noise in the middle of the night. Woke up
Speaker 13: and realized there was a pottum on the end of
Speaker 13: the bed standing on a four poster bed. Ended up
Speaker 13: screaming obviously because not expecting that in the middle of
Speaker 13: the night, ended up calling my husband. It ran off
Speaker 13: and he had to go over in the middle of
Speaker 13: the night and I had to do a big steak
Speaker 13: out in the kitchen waiting for it to come out.
Speaker 13: Possible or they just sat in the kitchen with dark
Speaker 13: complete darkness, not talking anything, waiting hoping that it's going
Speaker 13: to come out.
Speaker 5: A movie, you know, when you get into your own house,
Speaker 5: you put like a glass of water and suddenly, by
Speaker 5: a single light in a corner, there's that bad man there.
Speaker 3: I've been waiting for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is that him and the possum?
Speaker 3: So he managed to find it.
Speaker 13: Yes, eventually came out and I ended up catching it.
Speaker 13: But yes, talk all night.
Speaker 5: Wow Wait what a steak out, Naomi. Thank you very much, Keith.
Speaker 5: This coming Uninvited Animal Visitors in your home.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: Uninvited Animal Visitors set a great email from Sam. Morning Sam, Christian,
Speaker 5: I was in the shower one day, instantly minding my
Speaker 5: own business, and a monster possum fell through the vent
Speaker 5: in the shower from above me and into the shower
Speaker 5: and started going bizarre, running around the shower trying to
Speaker 5: get out. I was screaming, that's a cool possum man
Speaker 5: to come back to him. Did you have to wait
Speaker 5: in the shower until the possum He feels so vulnerable
Speaker 5: naked in the shower, that is terrified. It's worse some psycho. Sam.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much. Your email over the weekend a comedy,
Speaker 5: Great Pastorway, and that's Barry Humphries. I thought this morning
Speaker 5: somebody would have explained just about the huge, huge legend
Speaker 5: that Barry wasn't the life he leaved is Steve Weissar.
Speaker 5: So Steve's on the line now, Good morning Steve.
Speaker 11: Good morning Christian. And what an appropriate, what an appropriate
Speaker 11: anecdote that someone should have a possum in the shower.
Speaker 5: There's something Barry about though.
Speaker 11: There's so Barry Humphreys a possum in the show. I
Speaker 11: thought it's an expression that the mid that would.
Speaker 4: It feels like the euphemism as well.
Speaker 11: Steve to me, I've got a problem in the show
Speaker 11: for lucky you.
Speaker 5: So Steve tell us about the huge impact then or
Speaker 5: the great Barry Humphries.
Speaker 11: I mean it's way to start. I mean we wake
Speaker 11: up today in a less funny world. He was a
Speaker 11: man who he was born in the thirties, so he
Speaker 11: was an old man. He was nearly ninety years old,
Speaker 11: but even as a student, he was creating may at school.
Speaker 11: At university he became a dataist, an artist whose entire
Speaker 11: career was focused on disrupting things. He organized an art
Speaker 11: exhibition at Uni of Data r Art, and he got
Speaker 11: some old boots together and filled them with custard and
Speaker 11: called his exhibition Puss in boots. His entire life was
Speaker 11: focused on disrupting people. Of those we all know those
Speaker 11: stunts that he did, I mean those stunts as a student,
Speaker 11: where he were on his way on an early morning
Speaker 11: train to work, he had people bring in he got
Speaker 11: on to the first stop, and at every stop thereafter
Speaker 11: he'd organized people to bring on a different course of breakfast.
Speaker 11: So he was sitting on a crowded break train going
Speaker 11: into work with all these people hanging on, and at
Speaker 11: every station someone who first bring on the Coco pops,
Speaker 11: And at the next station they brought on some bacon
Speaker 11: and eggs, and the next one they brought in a
Speaker 11: cup of tea, and nothing was said. They got on
Speaker 11: and took off the preceding trade with Another one he
Speaker 11: did in town was he got a sick bag and
Speaker 11: he filled it with vegetable canned vegetables, put it on
Speaker 11: the footpath just before peak hour, and then dressed up
Speaker 11: wearing virtually beggar's clothes and proceeded to eat it all
Speaker 11: up with a spoon, and people peak our commutes were
Speaker 11: gathered around his disbelief and this horror of the thing.
Speaker 11: I mean another time in London, and for no reason
Speaker 11: he did this. He got on a train and pretended
Speaker 11: he was blind and he was reading a p Andola role,
Speaker 11: you know those perforated roles, and someone started beating him
Speaker 11: and said get out of the road to stupid old
Speaker 11: blind man. For no reason, he thought that was performance.
Speaker 11: H I mean, he was doing this before he got
Speaker 11: onto a stage, and then he got onto a stage,
Speaker 11: and for seventy years he created these characters. Dame Edna
Speaker 11: who charted the course of from a suburb and Mooney
Speaker 11: Pond's housewife to becoming a superstar. I mean, she was
Speaker 11: the original blogger. She was a celebrity with no good
Speaker 11: reason before there were before there were bloggers. And maybe
Speaker 11: that was what he was commenting on Les Pets Patterson
Speaker 11: Australia as cultural attache. You know, just this slobbering, speeding,
Speaker 11: gufforing buffoon who was hilariously funny. And then you know
Speaker 11: there was just a plethora of other characters. But you know,
Speaker 11: at his heart made he was I think he was
Speaker 11: a collector, and he collected. Not only did collect books
Speaker 11: and things. He collected characters, but he also was responsible
Speaker 11: over seventy years for collecting great phrases. I mean he
Speaker 11: was a blokoo through his character. Barry McKenzie collected all
Speaker 11: those phrases and brought them into the into common Pilance's
Speaker 11: phrase like you know, up at Sparrow's fat and up
Speaker 11: she creeked in a barbed white canoe without a paddle,
Speaker 11: and she goes off like an alarm clock. Or you
Speaker 11: know he's got Buckley's or not with his bulls roar,
Speaker 11: or flashes a rat with a gold tooth, or flat
Speaker 11: out like a lizard drinking or more full in a
Speaker 11: Catholic school. I mean, these were all the phrases that
Speaker 11: he just heard in pubs and on the street, and
Speaker 11: he incorporated them into his act and he was a giant.
Speaker 11: I mean, the best way of thinking about it is,
Speaker 11: we've just had the comedy festival in Melbourne Christian and
Speaker 11: you know, we're the best comedians in the world and
Speaker 11: some might do a set of twenty minutes and the
Speaker 11: best might do a set of an hour. Barry Humphreys,
Speaker 11: even as a seventy year old man, was doing a
Speaker 11: three hour show himself alone on stage all of his characters.
Speaker 11: He did dozens of those shows on three continents, A
Speaker 11: Star in the US, a Star in the UK, Star
Speaker 11: in Australia, dozens of hundreds of TV specials, his own
Speaker 11: shows with the greatest stars in the world. But he
Speaker 11: would fulfill an available space all by himself. And you
Speaker 11: know anyone who stood on a stage in dro and
Speaker 11: you know you do it every day, but you know
Speaker 11: the ad breaks. He would stand on a stage by
Speaker 11: himself for three hours flat and entertained people. And it's
Speaker 11: not like singing songs where people can tune in on
Speaker 11: out or listen to that song and not the next.
Speaker 11: When you're doing comedy, you have to have people's attention
Speaker 11: every second. He would get a laugh for five laughs
Speaker 11: a minute, non stop.
Speaker 4: For three hours.
Speaker 11: It's an unheard of feet And he did that in
Speaker 11: the sixties, the seventies, the eighties, the nineties. That he
Speaker 11: was even touring a one man show his own life
Speaker 11: all through the UK and Australia last year right up
Speaker 11: to the moment of his demise. So you know, what
Speaker 11: a talent and you know he's going to be sarely missed.
Speaker 11: He wasn't just a great performer. He was a great writer,
Speaker 11: he was a great social observer and I think you
Speaker 11: know these are these are unique. It was kind of
Speaker 11: like a Marke Dwain of Australia or an Oscar Wild
Speaker 11: of Australia. You know, a penetrating wit and a one off.
Speaker 5: What high praise as well, Steve, you've done, You've done
Speaker 5: the great man Justice. You're right, a colossal talent and
Speaker 5: like you Steve, and I'm sure many people listening right
Speaker 5: now disappeared down a very pleasurable wormhole yesterday watching there's
Speaker 5: so many clips you're right, from the sixties and seventies
Speaker 5: with Parkinson, Joan Rivers and he's holding court. They were
Speaker 5: all his timing and his use of words and phrasing
Speaker 5: and look to cameras and to the audience is yeah
Speaker 5: or real one off there You never get another one
Speaker 5: like Barry.
Speaker 11: No, he's a one off mate. And you know if
Speaker 11: you say, what are we going to miss, We're going
Speaker 11: to miss a laughter. I mean it is a rare
Speaker 11: thing to be able to make a stranger laugh. It's
Speaker 11: a unique gallup. And he could take a room full
Speaker 11: of strangers, an auditorium full of strangers and make them
Speaker 11: laugh and in the best way doing this one thing
Speaker 11: that is a very rare gift self recognition. He would
Speaker 11: turn the mirror on themselves and very few people can
Speaker 11: get a lot doing that. Yeah, he was a genius.
Speaker 11: He's a genius or one of one of the kind
Speaker 11: and he's going to be miss made.
Speaker 5: Oh you did him justice there, Steve. Thanks for talking
Speaker 5: to us this morning. I'll catch up with you soon, mate,
Speaker 5: but thank you Steve for doing that.
Speaker 11: Thanks christ in any time, mate.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Just hearing Steve Wiser just talk about one amazing legend
Speaker 5: and life that Barry Huntfrees had. Steve himself is a heavyweight,
Speaker 5: world class talent. Jack and I once we're having breakfast.
Speaker 5: You known when we bumped into yes, yes, all right,
Speaker 5: Jack and I bumped into it.
Speaker 4: And I love Steve dearly.
Speaker 5: Right, He's become a very close friend since I moved here,
Speaker 5: and he is so some people like Barry just have
Speaker 5: funny bones, right, And you know, obviously Jack and I
Speaker 5: are in this business, right, you think you've got a
Speaker 5: bit of game, and then someone like Steve comes along
Speaker 5: who's like a night dan. Okay, and he wiped. We
Speaker 5: couldn't keep.
Speaker 6: Up with him.
Speaker 3: We were sat down at breakfast and he stood up
Speaker 3: the whole time. It was like he was on stage.
Speaker 3: He was on his way out the door.
Speaker 5: And we were like trying to chuck jokes in with him,
Speaker 5: and he was like backing them away. It was like
Speaker 5: Federer playing with kids. He walked out. Jack and I
Speaker 5: were like, bloody, hell no, that's funny. All right, let's
Speaker 5: get into this morning's misheard lyrics.
Speaker 16: It's just another misheard nanny Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 5: Every Monday on the show, we play back or your
Speaker 5: misheard lyrics as we're playing the back. If we agree
Speaker 5: with what you think you're misshearing, you'll hear this. If
Speaker 5: there's no way we hear what you think you're hearing.
Speaker 5: And for the great ones, yes, that's Hall of Favor.
Speaker 5: Renny had a great one last week. Eleven year old
Speaker 5: daughter was hearing her dad's name in Princess when dubs cry,
Speaker 5: that's her dad. Google. Maybe I'm just like my father Doogle.
Speaker 7: Maybe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a great one. All right, brand new ones,
Speaker 5: Lauren Pratt. Unfortunately I'm not the only one Sam Smith,
Speaker 5: I can't believe you let me down, but the proofs
Speaker 5: in the way. It hurts.
Speaker 6: Oh, can't believe you me the poos in the way?
Speaker 5: Or is it different? Take I can't believe you let
Speaker 5: me down, but the poos in the way it hurts.
Speaker 6: Oh, can't believe you me the poos in the way.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's one of the clearest cases
Speaker 5: we've ever had. The way he's saying it so mournfully
Speaker 5: as well, it's like saying, it's hurting me that that
Speaker 5: poo's in the way.
Speaker 6: I can feel, Oh, can't believe you me the poos
Speaker 6: in the way?
Speaker 5: Who is in the way? It really hurts poor old Sammy.
Speaker 6: Oh can't believe you'll let me do the poos anyway.
Speaker 5: That's really good, that's really there. Well done, Laurence Hall
Speaker 5: of FAM's got Freyer Riding's weekends.
Speaker 4: Thinking about the x I shouldn't.
Speaker 6: Call thinking buggy x are soit?
Speaker 4: Or is it thinking about the eggs? I should have caught.
Speaker 2: Oh thinking buggy eggs are so yeah?
Speaker 5: I mean, that's there. Brendan Thirding Christ and I have
Speaker 5: a misheard from this absolute banger nine days absolutely story
Speaker 5: of a girl while she looks so sad and photographs
Speaker 5: look by the way we should play it. This is
Speaker 5: a good song. Actually, while she looks so sad in photographs,
Speaker 5: or is it while she looks so sad and full
Speaker 5: of crabs?
Speaker 3: She looks standing.
Speaker 5: It's like photo crabs. No, No, I'm sorry, Brendan Kylie King,
Speaker 5: Macy Gray. I try, I try to say goodbye and
Speaker 5: I choke. Or is Macy saying I try to say
Speaker 5: goodbye to my choke and Tony's got Bob Marley and
Speaker 5: the Whalers. No woman, no cry, little darling, don't shed
Speaker 5: no tears? Or is it I look at toilet, don't
Speaker 5: shed no tears? Is simple and effective. I look at toilet,
Speaker 5: don't shed no tears? The can one today, Hall of favor, Tony,
Speaker 5: come on in. Thank you very much for those mishard lyrics.
Speaker 5: As always when you mishear them, email me Christian at
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Now talking about Champel Street precinct up for grabs twenty
Speaker 5: thousand dollars. Suspend a Chapel Street precinct if you are
Speaker 5: the winner or won the winners, whoever's left sat there
Speaker 5: at the end of our forty eight hour movie mouth
Speaker 5: and which in exactly one week's time, we'll be pressing
Speaker 5: play on one movie that will be played NonStop on
Speaker 5: a loop for forty eight hours. Sixteen of you will
Speaker 5: be in Villa Cinema's Gold Class or trying to see
Speaker 5: how long can you make it? Jack and I I
Speaker 5: think over the weekend now we'll come around to the
Speaker 5: conclusion we're not sure any of you will make it
Speaker 5: to the end of the forty eight hours, and rightly so,
Speaker 5: I think it's just too hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you've got to think of the environment. You're
Speaker 3: in dark room, same thing, I repeat, coz cozy reclining seats.
Speaker 3: We could even by Tuesday morning, we could have no one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my fair Actually yesterday was like, see by the
Speaker 5: time we start Tuesday show, what if all sixteen had gone?
Speaker 5: Do you know what? This was a crazy idea? Who
Speaker 5: thought you could do this for hours? It's inhumane? It's
Speaker 5: just an empty cinema there, and we go, what do
Speaker 5: we do now? So the big thing that people wanting
Speaker 5: to do is a lot of you also now, only
Speaker 5: one of the biggest things we've ever done on the
Speaker 5: show in terms of people actually wanting to be in
Speaker 5: one of the sixteen seats. The other thing is people like,
Speaker 5: what movie are you going to do? And over the weekend,
Speaker 5: lots of you had different theories about which movie you
Speaker 5: should do. Some of you were saying, this is the
Speaker 5: worst movie I ever saw. I walked out put that
Speaker 5: on for forty eight hours. We had a really good
Speaker 5: long think about what should be the movie, thinking about
Speaker 5: what they're trying to do, which is stay awake. Can
Speaker 5: watch the same movie over and over and over again,
Speaker 5: having the same moment on a loop every two hours.
Speaker 4: Therefore, this is.
Speaker 5: The only movie they should be watching.
Speaker 2: An okay, care rise and Chin and don't forget your
Speaker 2: body's kind of cold out there.
Speaker 3: It's all there every day.
Speaker 5: One of the greatest comedy movies of all time with
Speaker 5: Bill Murray Andy McDowell. It is groundhog Day because actually
Speaker 5: you're going to be having a groundhog day. And if
Speaker 5: you think about that movie, which is like one the
Speaker 5: perfect comedies, it's such a great movie. However, by the
Speaker 5: eighth time you've seen that scene, you've heard that song
Speaker 5: come around again, it's going to drive you nuts.
Speaker 3: So now We're not even only repeating a movie, but
Speaker 3: a movie that has several repeating features inside. So it's
Speaker 3: like a little bit Bushka dolls.
Speaker 5: Basically in that cinema chat, we're going to have sixteen
Speaker 5: Bill Murray's and you see what it does to him.
Speaker 5: It drives in crazy punches ned at the end, doesn't
Speaker 5: he go hi nen? So Groundhog Day is going to
Speaker 5: be the movie at the moment. How many seats have
Speaker 5: we feeled, Jackie boy.
Speaker 3: We've seen four people in the cinema so far, so
Speaker 3: twelve seats still up for grabs.
Speaker 4: All right, if you want in give us a call
Speaker 4: now it is.
Speaker 5: The big prize is twenty thousand dollars to spend at
Speaker 5: Chapel Street Precinct. Lines are open now.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: In a week's time, then the movie Groundhole Day. We'll
Speaker 5: stop and it won't stop playing until forty eight hours later.
Speaker 5: Up for grabs, twenty thousand dollars to spend out the
Speaker 5: Great Chapel Street Precinct. Ah, it's fashion, food, entertainment, make
Speaker 5: yourself new memories at the Chapel Street Precinct. It's going
Speaker 5: to be in a village Simmer's Gold Class. You think, oh,
Speaker 5: that's really nice. It's nice one to put them up
Speaker 5: in a nice cinemy. Yeah, but the coziest chairs, luxury
Speaker 5: you're in first class. You're gonna get snoozy recline if
Speaker 5: you dare Christian great I did to go for grandhog Day.
Speaker 5: I've just crunched the numbers, right, just had a quick
Speaker 5: look at the how long the movie is and over
Speaker 5: forty eight hours, twenty nine viewings, Oh my god, twenty
Speaker 5: nine times.
Speaker 4: At you, it's worse some ground long day.
Speaker 6: So don't forget your body.
Speaker 3: And it's a great movie, but even a great comedy. Yes,
Speaker 3: and we're out, Yeah.
Speaker 4: All right? So who wants in?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 5: Four? One four, one o four to three. Lots of
Speaker 5: emails over the weekend, like this from nineteen year old
Speaker 5: Joel Christian. I think I'll be great for your movie mouth,
Speaker 5: and because I'm a movie lover, studying Bachelors of Filmmaking
Speaker 5: at Melbourne University, so be a great learning experience. I
Speaker 5: can easily cope with this. It's very easy for a
Speaker 5: nineteen year old to stay awake for two days. Some
Speaker 5: of your olderness as might struggle. I won't want to
Speaker 5: go in for educational purposes. Christian. This is from daniey Yeller.
Speaker 5: I love this from Danielle Christian. I've got what it
Speaker 5: takes as a personal trainer, pilates and yoga instructor. I
Speaker 5: will have everyone stretching and strengthen their bodies as they
Speaker 5: watch the movie on repeat. That's very good.
Speaker 4: Michelle's written a poem.
Speaker 16: Okay, I enter online all the time, never winning a dime.
Speaker 16: To win this time would be divine. Put me in line,
Speaker 16: it will be sublime. I'll stay awake the whole time.
Speaker 5: Michelle, very very good. All right, this takes of course.
Speaker 5: We've got a We've got sixteen year old Zach on
Speaker 5: the line right now.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Zach, Good morning. I'm good Zach.
Speaker 5: And now have you even seen the movie Groundog Day?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 1: I haven't.
Speaker 5: Only you're a young man. It's a it's a funny movie. Now, Zach,
Speaker 5: why would you want to do something like this? Watch
Speaker 5: that movie for forty eight hours.
Speaker 7: I just want to see if I've got what it takes.
Speaker 7: It'd be an amazing experience to do it.
Speaker 13: Obviously, put the money towards my future as well.
Speaker 5: Very smart young man.
Speaker 4: It's it's not a job interview.
Speaker 5: I didn't even have a five year plan at fifty
Speaker 5: and so what do you do now? Won't you be
Speaker 5: at school or something next week? No, I'm you know,
Speaker 5: I want the head teacher come running in and dragging
Speaker 5: him out by the ear.
Speaker 11: No, that'd be my boss.
Speaker 7: No, I'm a sign rider.
Speaker 15: I'm an apprentice sign rider.
Speaker 5: Wow, well good forew So are you too on the
Speaker 5: way to work now?
Speaker 11: Yeah we are.
Speaker 5: And he doesn't mind his apprentice taking two days off
Speaker 5: to you know, the boss can do that. But would
Speaker 5: snapper days off? Oh? I see the most gets two
Speaker 5: days off as well. So you really want to do this?
Speaker 5: You already want to do this act?
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, definitely.
Speaker 5: All right, we'll have a thing when I come back
Speaker 5: to you. But very very strong, very strong entries at
Speaker 5: We like it. Thanks to kill, he can say what
Speaker 5: he wants. We know what he's doing with some of
Speaker 5: that cash around that area, seriously in.
Speaker 8: The bank, save the way for a mortgage, my marriage.
Speaker 5: But it is a super Shane, good morning, Good morning,
Speaker 5: Christian and guys, how are we Yeah, we're good. It's Shane.
Speaker 5: So Groundhog Day forty eight hours? You're up for it?
Speaker 15: Yes, I certainly.
Speaker 5: Aim.
Speaker 15: I do a lot, I do a fair yoga yoga,
Speaker 15: yaga yoga, and I breathing karms and body. And I've
Speaker 15: actually been practicing on Sound of Music, the worst movie
Speaker 15: out they ever made.
Speaker 6: The Sound of Music.
Speaker 5: It's a beautiful, joyous movie. You miserable old again.
Speaker 15: No, no, yes, I've been practicing on that movie so
Speaker 15: I can stay up and watch Bill Murray.
Speaker 3: And what do you mean, are you actually watching Sound
Speaker 3: a movie back to back?
Speaker 15: Yes, I am. That's how you got to practice it.
Speaker 3: Jack, you've been practicing for this competition.
Speaker 5: You're in training over the weekend with your breathing to training.
Speaker 5: Not a problem.
Speaker 15: I'm ready for it.
Speaker 5: Shane, you're in We're giving me one a nickname. Julie Andrews, you're.
Speaker 1: In Christian Connells Show podcast.
Speaker 5: I'm a massive Oasis fan and I was stunned to
Speaker 5: hear this the other day. So the creep of AI
Speaker 5: is going to just be everywhere and every day it's
Speaker 5: more and more pervasive. It's incredible. So there is a
Speaker 5: band of musicians in the UK who are big Oasis
Speaker 5: fans and they're fed up with the lack of a
Speaker 5: reunion between the two brothers are Liam and No. So
Speaker 5: they wrote their own kind of lyrics to Oasis sounding
Speaker 5: songs and then got AI software to try and become
Speaker 5: Liam Gallagher. When I was listening to list I was
Speaker 5: like this this is Oasis. I can't believe this isn't
Speaker 5: real versus the musicians played all the instruments, but the
Speaker 5: singing this is Liam Gallagher. AI. They're called ai issis.
Speaker 6: My mind's burst of design?
Speaker 5: Yeah that's Leam Gallagher, but it isn't. It's AI Jack.
Speaker 3: What about the Gallagher forever?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Where does that leave everything? This is another one. Uh,
Speaker 5: this sounds like Oasis, but it's not. It's an AI
Speaker 5: software being Leam Gallagher. If I blag, this is not
Speaker 5: it said brand new single Oasis. No one about an eyelids.
Speaker 5: It's a bit spook, isn't it? Seriously? All right?
Speaker 4: So time waste?
Speaker 5: Apparently today is World Homo Sapien Awareness Day. What do
Speaker 5: we need to do? What? What do you be aware
Speaker 5: of to do? A mammoth meatball has been created by
Speaker 5: an Australian cultivated meat company, resurrecting the flesh of a
Speaker 5: long extinct animal. I'm no scientists or paeontologists This doesn't
Speaker 5: seem like a good idea. The company grows meat from
Speaker 5: the ancient woodly mammoth cells. How do you get hold
Speaker 5: of them to recreate the mammoth muscle protein?
Speaker 4: All right, so we're looking for your prehistoric movies.
Speaker 5: Throw mammoth from the train. You've got smoke signals instead
Speaker 5: of mal you think about the prehistoric version, it's smoke signals. Guys,
Speaker 5: eat prey club. Dude, where's my wheel? Just waiting around there?
Speaker 5: Come on? And no fire for old men not being
Speaker 5: invented either. Prehistoric technically correct? All right, Jackie Boye, what
Speaker 5: have you got prehistoric movies?
Speaker 3: Breakfast at t rexies.
Speaker 5: That's very good, God.
Speaker 3: Diplodocus Pocus yeah, gold yeah, and carbon dating Miss Daisy.
Speaker 4: That's also gold. Three golds there?
Speaker 5: All right? What have you got them? Prehistoric movies?
Speaker 1: Texaman, The Christian O'Connell show, podcast.
Speaker 5: Time, Wastterday, prehistoric movies.
Speaker 4: All right, you're prehistoric movies, jack you're in toamart.
Speaker 3: Let's do it.
Speaker 5: Oh maybe in a cave mam reservoir, Dodos gold Amy
Speaker 5: meet the fossils.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's very good.
Speaker 5: Gold Elliot's well done.
Speaker 4: Burwood juice Bigelow caveman jigglow.
Speaker 5: We love a juice Bigelow one here Mark, thank you
Speaker 5: very much. Edward Mammothans silver up weekend at Bernosaurus.
Speaker 3: Not quite bronze.
Speaker 5: Yeah, stretch to father ash, but nice try chatchy, chatchy,
Speaker 5: Bam bam, Romance in the flintstone gold boogie nights and
Speaker 5: great name and magnum. There's something about apothecary over my head.
Speaker 5: Bronze ancient chemists. We're an old chemist. We're not not prehistoric.
Speaker 5: You're gonna mark it down because.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Christian, I'm gonna take what you just said as gospel.
Speaker 3: It's not prehistoric.
Speaker 5: Tough like Adam, Dude, where's my chariot? Still nights at
Speaker 5: the vacant block of land?
Speaker 4: Think about it.
Speaker 3: The guys, this is I'm pre history night. Oh sorry,
Speaker 3: I got wrong.
Speaker 5: I was waiting at least at least he came back around.
Speaker 3: Letting me figure it out in my own right sor right.
Speaker 5: It's right away and how kids learn anyway. You mustn't
Speaker 5: russ in al right, next one go there you go.
Speaker 4: Something about meg on silver. What I'm paul clear.
Speaker 5: Clear and historical danger silver basic extinct gold that's very good.
Speaker 4: Danny Homo erectus.
Speaker 5: Ralph the Caveman wears Prada. I'm not sure the timelines.
Speaker 5: Marry Up and silver Men who stir up? Oh what
Speaker 5: should we call it? Oh? Goal, they'll play there. Gavin,
Speaker 5: I like it very very good.
Speaker 4: I'm agatting Extinct.
Speaker 5: Bron I thought that was gold. Yeah, that is very good.
Speaker 5: And e t the extinct Herrenosaurus. That's very good, Thank
Speaker 5: you very much. Last song for us this.
Speaker 1: Morning Christian Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 5: So we announced this morning that the forty eight hour
Speaker 5: movie mouth On, which begins this time next week. This
Speaker 5: is going to be the movie.
Speaker 3: Okay, don't forget your body's got this cold.
Speaker 4: There it's cold.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Groundhole Day, the perfect movie about a day endlessly
Speaker 5: being repeated while you watch it. Well, Reese's a listener.
Speaker 5: When we said it was ground all day, crunched the
Speaker 5: numbers twenty nine times, twenty nine times. You're going to go, yeah,
Speaker 5: I get it, Yeah, I get it. This is driving
Speaker 5: me nuts. So we're obviously off tomorrow on Anzac Day,
Speaker 5: but when we are back Wednesday, we only have three
Speaker 5: shows this week to fill the remaining seats in this cinema.
Speaker 5: It's a it's a gold class, so very very comfy
Speaker 5: in there for forty eight hours. If you make the
Speaker 5: forty hours, twenty thousand dollars to the winner or winners
Speaker 5: who were left at the end to spend around Chapel
Speaker 5: Street precinct. Jack, how many seats have we got left now?
Speaker 5: Because we gave away one today, didn't we?
Speaker 3: We did to Shane who were nicknaming Julie Andrews because
Speaker 3: he's already been training.
Speaker 5: Before even creating exercises.
Speaker 3: He's been training this weekend by watching sound and music
Speaker 3: on repeat. There is eleven seats to go great.
Speaker 5: Okay, so if you want in tell us why email
Speaker 5: me at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 4: We are back Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Enjoy tomorrow We Christian know Connells Show Podcast