Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, it's the Christian O'Connell Show. Seven mines
Speaker 4: past six Tuesday morning. Poor Jack Post. He's pinged his
Speaker 4: back and I know what this is like. I've done
Speaker 4: this to you. I could tell you are in agony.
Speaker 3: There is no pain like back pain.
Speaker 2: It's awful.
Speaker 3: And you're stuck. I was stuck yesterday.
Speaker 4: Get frozen and your body just shuts down. It doesn't
Speaker 4: want you moving.
Speaker 3: I was trying to do the dreaded dead lift at
Speaker 3: the gym, which is pretty much bend over and pick
Speaker 3: up the weight that you can manage.
Speaker 4: But it's like the most dangerous exercise you can do.
Speaker 4: So many men and women have hurt their banks doing it.
Speaker 3: They warn you to when you do it, hey, just
Speaker 3: make sure the form is director house. You're going to
Speaker 3: put all the load on your back, and that's exactly
Speaker 3: what I did, and now my back is I was
Speaker 3: lying on the ground of the gym with my knees
Speaker 3: hugged up to my chair. It's horrible because that was
Speaker 3: the only thing that would relieve the pain. And now
Speaker 3: it got worse during the night because when you're not
Speaker 3: moving anymore, it seizes up and then you can hardly move.
Speaker 3: I mean yesterday Biancher was out at book club, so
Speaker 3: I was home from alone for dinner and I was
Speaker 3: on the couch ordered in. The guy came and dropped
Speaker 3: off my burger and just getting to the door took
Speaker 3: me fifteen minutes.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: You have to do this kind of like old person shuffle,
Speaker 4: don't you When a couple of times I actually would
Speaker 4: have to lean against the wall to get the breath
Speaker 4: back to move on another football two.
Speaker 3: I'm using the bookshelfs like one of the pit stops
Speaker 3: in Wipeower.
Speaker 2: Literally clawing your way along, dragging itself like Sean Connery
Speaker 2: in The Untouchables, and that's slow agonizing his death as
Speaker 2: she's crawling through his apartment.
Speaker 3: And then the small banks. Having to put my socks
Speaker 3: on my shoes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I remember when I had was taken off
Speaker 4: the day after Sarah's birthday. By fifty two years ago,
Speaker 4: when I was on the show and I tried to
Speaker 4: lift a couch dead lifting a couch hungover. You know,
Speaker 4: when you hungover, you still think you got that sort
Speaker 4: of glow of invincibility. And then so I went, no way,
Speaker 4: and I went, I don't need I'm so strong ah,
Speaker 4: And I literally was lying on the floor. I couldn't
Speaker 4: get up, so she had a cool lamblets. I even
Speaker 4: remember when they took at the hospital. There was some
Speaker 4: young guy who said, okay, so you need to get undressed,
Speaker 4: put the gown on, and get into bed and then
Speaker 4: the doctor will be into examining a spine. And he went,
Speaker 4: do you need anything? And I did need help to
Speaker 4: actually take my jeans off. I was so embarrassed. I
Speaker 4: couldn't even look him in the art went, I can't
Speaker 4: take my jeans off.
Speaker 3: You have to take my pants off for me.
Speaker 2: This old trick again a different time was it when
Speaker 2: he's starting radio He used to look after the Black
Speaker 2: Thunders and I've got so I should take his jeans off.
Speaker 2: We're going there's nothing wrong with that guy's l four
Speaker 2: told me.
Speaker 3: Once, I'll tell you what it is hard. And I
Speaker 3: really realized that as I was driving in this morning
Speaker 3: you know when you see old people driving slow and
Speaker 3: you're like, what's this all about? Just drive faster. I
Speaker 3: understand if you're in pain, you want to move slow.
Speaker 3: You feel every rivet and bump in the road.
Speaker 4: There's too many and so you would have noticed this
Speaker 4: morning there's too many speed bumps. You don't notice speA
Speaker 4: musk until you knacker your back. When I was in
Speaker 4: the ambulance and they were taking me right, they were going, hey,
Speaker 4: you're really going to get to know how many speed
Speaker 4: bumps are in Melbourne. Now we will give you a
Speaker 4: warning before it's speech bump, right, And I had that
Speaker 4: green whistle, so I was like sucking on that as
Speaker 4: they were going five four is just to try and feelness.
Speaker 2: As went over yet another speed bump. Dragony. Yes, So
Speaker 2: what have you taken this morning? You past me up
Speaker 2: and down like Chris Rock.
Speaker 3: I've taken Voltaire and Panadole, and I just got to
Speaker 3: keep moving because the more I say still, the worst
Speaker 3: it gets. Honestly, by the time I got here, just
Speaker 3: a twenty minute trip in the car, getting out of
Speaker 3: the car was so difficult.
Speaker 4: Patsy saw you just pacing up and down. Just now
Speaker 4: during the song right and asked what was up? And
Speaker 4: then did you hear her first response? You said, I've
Speaker 4: hurt my back. She actually said, do you need drugs?
Speaker 4: Not medicine, not painkillers.
Speaker 2: Do you need drugs? Oh no, it's a.
Speaker 4: Big difference between painkillers. And did even did even skipper beat?
Speaker 4: She went, do you need drugs?
Speaker 6: I meant peers, ciders.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they are, just made them up.
Speaker 3: I'm coming in and get something.
Speaker 4: Patsy from Patsy's Medicine Cabin. Patsy was Michael Jackson stocks,
Speaker 4: so she's got some great stuff. The Old Jesus Dud.
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Speaker 4: Yesterday when I was in my gym, I was catching
Speaker 4: up the guy that runs it right, and he trains
Speaker 4: a couple of boxes and one that was fighting at
Speaker 4: the weekend and he won, and he was telling about
Speaker 4: the f it's about three or four hours away right
Speaker 4: out in country Victorian. He said he was taking on
Speaker 4: a local lad and so he's really really tough because
Speaker 4: you know they can take a punch.
Speaker 2: These these locals are tough out there.
Speaker 4: And he said it is something unusual they did, right,
Speaker 4: and he goes, I know if they do this, a
Speaker 4: lot of sort of boxing fights out in the country. Right,
Speaker 4: he goes the first hour was grudge matches, right, and
Speaker 4: I said, what do you mean? He goes, well for
Speaker 4: half five to a half six locals who've got a
Speaker 4: beef with each other in the room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, why is now chaos sports?
Speaker 2: That is pay for that?
Speaker 4: Do you imagine like you go to your local butcher anyway, Hey,
Speaker 4: well then.
Speaker 2: The pork chops she gave me last week, I see
Speaker 2: you on the fifth. I will see you on the
Speaker 2: fit Glover up glove.
Speaker 3: That is such a good idea because it's not two
Speaker 3: guys doing it for a pay packet.
Speaker 4: It's there's a referee there, right, and you have to
Speaker 4: then if you so you've got a grudge of somebody else,
Speaker 4: and he went, hey, there's a fight about it, you
Speaker 4: know my queensby rules. Then you're then going to have
Speaker 4: to train. You have to do some going to train
Speaker 4: and get some basics there. So they have to have
Speaker 4: cornermen and a coach and so this. They have to
Speaker 4: wear headguards, coin protectors. But the're things right, so when
Speaker 4: the professionals come on, they're in their boxing gear these
Speaker 4: guys is like sort of Collinwood shorts.
Speaker 2: Trainers.
Speaker 4: It's a mish mash, you know, of whatever they've assembled
Speaker 4: to go with the headguard, you know, and the goin protector.
Speaker 2: It's just whatever gim gear they've got.
Speaker 8: Still, the spectacle to me is more entertaining. That should
Speaker 8: be the headline. Now, he said, he said, he couldn't
Speaker 8: stop watching them. It was amazing. So they go hell
Speaker 8: for leather for about a minute.
Speaker 2: They then they're gassed, just.
Speaker 3: Leaning each other.
Speaker 2: It's hardly think it, and then start throwing a few
Speaker 2: more haymakers and the refs in the going guys to
Speaker 2: stop leaning on each other.
Speaker 3: Do they at least say what each grudge is?
Speaker 2: Now, I want to know, I'd want to know. I
Speaker 2: want to know. It's the local car salesman. Wake me
Speaker 2: off on this, all right, go to your corners, come out,
Speaker 2: fighting comes up.
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Speaker 2: They saying Breakfast Radio.
Speaker 4: She'd never take more than a couple of days off
Speaker 4: because otherwise, you know, you could be fired.
Speaker 2: Same with the Queen. She's had a couple of little
Speaker 2: sick days. Barbados, how fired her? You cowards? Barbados?
Speaker 3: They see the blood is in the warm ice. She's
Speaker 3: not making appearances.
Speaker 2: It's not looking good.
Speaker 4: Get with him an now, get with him an hour
Speaker 4: before she makes us have that miserable son of us,
Speaker 4: Charlie boy, and.
Speaker 3: It's no mucking around as well. At the stroke of
Speaker 3: midnight tonight, she's done.
Speaker 2: She's done. They fired the queen. That is ask Barbados.
Speaker 2: It's like succession, isn't it. You gotta be so careful.
Speaker 3: Now watch the Domino four. You lose Barbados, you have
Speaker 3: New Zealand. Yes, Canada, you lose Australia.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you wait, you'll suddenly see that she's out doing
Speaker 2: press ups later on today squat Thrust. She'll been doing
Speaker 2: dead lifts. No problems. It's been too long since we've
Speaker 2: had any Neil Mitchell on this show.
Speaker 3: Neil watching, Neil Watch.
Speaker 4: Mitchell Watch is by yesterday a caller who saw not
Speaker 4: one alien ship, twenty things. You want to listen out
Speaker 4: for just how Neil it actually when you first hear
Speaker 4: the first fifteen twenty seconds, a strange noise he's making
Speaker 4: is like an old man who's actually sleeping and snoring behind.
Speaker 9: Now I saw something really strange up in the sky
Speaker 9: last talking about USO.
Speaker 4: All right, listen to this now right, as if he's
Speaker 4: snoring during his own show.
Speaker 10: My Hi, Now, I.
Speaker 9: Saw something really strange up in the sky last night,
Speaker 9: talking about USO. No, seriously, My sister was with me.
Speaker 9: It having about ten PLUSB ten. I live in Yale.
Speaker 9: It was a beautiful night last night, and I thought
Speaker 9: the dog out for a little and we were standing
Speaker 9: there reminiscing about our holidays. We looked up into the
Speaker 9: sky and we saw about twenty lights, all information coming
Speaker 9: from the west to the east, and then they disappeared
Speaker 9: into what I said was a wormhole.
Speaker 11: Oh well, black hole, I've gone. Oh Marley, you didn't
Speaker 11: take a photograph of.
Speaker 9: Marlon and the Mother's ship party?
Speaker 11: Did you get a photograph?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 11: May I hang on you?
Speaker 12: Sorry?
Speaker 2: We both saw.
Speaker 9: We had breakfast this morning and we were talking about
Speaker 9: it this morning.
Speaker 11: Well, you hang on fromm We'll get a contact point
Speaker 11: for him. We get an answer. We're getting answer. I
Speaker 11: have seen film, seeing photographs of it. I'm sure it's explicable. Okay,
Speaker 11: public mood not good.
Speaker 4: Also, three w do this a lot right? With any
Speaker 4: call that go, we'll get your contact detail on that.
Speaker 2: Like that. We know ever, So who is Neil Mitchell calling?
Speaker 2: I've got I've got his old number, but I've got
Speaker 2: some at the Pentagon.
Speaker 4: So who is the contact teach? They have charts of eightiens.
Speaker 2: Get contact number for that.
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Speaker 2: Twelve Days of Christmas.
Speaker 4: Over twenty thousand dollars spend down at Chapel Street Precinct
Speaker 4: this morning at places like Hucksterburger in Peran.
Speaker 2: It's Christmas o'connalls twelve days of Christmas.
Speaker 4: So today prize is one thousand dollars to spend on
Speaker 4: Chapel Street Precinct at places like Hutsterburger, Paran.
Speaker 2: You's got to.
Speaker 4: Guess what the song is in the mornings, carry hokey.
Speaker 4: Here's this morning song. It's a tough one. I doubt
Speaker 4: any of you have noticed, but we've replaced the center
Speaker 4: we had last week, and we really shouldn't have.
Speaker 2: This is just a wheeze box, isn't it?
Speaker 3: And it's so far from the original song knowing what
Speaker 3: it is, that's not it.
Speaker 4: If you went to a department store and then a
Speaker 4: sound to like that, you'd call Shakira, shuffle away, you
Speaker 4: keep go.
Speaker 2: Don't get close to it. No, what's getting that? It's
Speaker 2: just a noise, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Far away?
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. We'll try it like this. We
Speaker 4: may have to give you clues, but let's just see.
Speaker 2: No one's cooling. It's just a noise. It's like aod
Speaker 2: dog whistle. No one is going to guess this.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 2: It's Christmas o'connall's twelve Days of Christmas. Yeah, on the show.
Speaker 4: Then over twenty thousand times for you to spend out
Speaker 4: the iconic Chapel Street precinct.
Speaker 2: Today it's a thousand dollars you can pay. Maybe go
Speaker 2: to someone a Huckstaburger paran where you can smash.
Speaker 4: Over fifty burgers in one sitting. I don't think they
Speaker 4: mean that you actually try and have all fifty and
Speaker 4: one sitting at a Hucksterburger paran. All right, so Toby's
Speaker 4: you got to guess the song and this is just
Speaker 4: a noise. I don't know how we think you're going
Speaker 4: to guess the song from this. It's Santa doing carry
Speaker 4: hokey again today? What song is this? We have some guesses. Gabby,
Speaker 4: good morning, good morning.
Speaker 13: How are you.
Speaker 2: I'm good, Gabby. So you fantasy trying to guess what
Speaker 2: that noise is?
Speaker 5: Yes, I think I've got it. I think it's Blue
Speaker 5: by Eifel sixty five.
Speaker 2: Now what makes you recognize that in the noise?
Speaker 5: So a bit of a weird story.
Speaker 10: That was my favorite song.
Speaker 5: So when I was in womb, he would actually play
Speaker 5: it to me back through my mom's tumming. And then
Speaker 5: when I followed a little baby, he would actually pad
Speaker 5: rhythm mother on my bum to put me to sleep.
Speaker 5: So it's part of my day. It runs through my
Speaker 5: veins like anything else.
Speaker 4: This is incredible. It is that song, by the way
Speaker 4: I mean here it is mixed together.
Speaker 2: Gabby. You've won the thousand dollars and deserved it. But
Speaker 2: I love the fact it's your dad's favorite song.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and yet I've heard it growing up now and
Speaker 5: I've heard it, yeah, probably every day.
Speaker 4: Do you know if someone sung that to me and
Speaker 4: I was in a womb, I'd stay in there?
Speaker 2: What is out there? More of them?
Speaker 7: You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: It's a It's a good sign when the guy opposite
Speaker 4: for you is a slumped over his chair praying for help.
Speaker 4: I've been there, poor guy, You're in so much pain.
Speaker 3: It's seasy enough, and it's getting stiffers and stiffer as
Speaker 3: we go. I pulled my back yesterday trying to do
Speaker 3: a dead lift at the gym, which if you're not
Speaker 3: doing it right, is a dangerous lift.
Speaker 4: And then what a humiliating place to hurt it as well,
Speaker 4: because those gyms.
Speaker 3: Are I'm already intimidated in there.
Speaker 4: Seriously, when you go to a gym, there are two
Speaker 4: types of people out. There are women there who relaxed,
Speaker 4: who are comfortable in themselves and their self esteem.
Speaker 2: And then there are men, mucho guys. And they're not men,
Speaker 2: actually are they. We're boys. You're looking around at the
Speaker 2: bigger boys. You know.
Speaker 4: Even when I go into a locker room, I'm not
Speaker 4: forty eight, I'm a teenager.
Speaker 2: Oh they're going to see my bottle with me, with
Speaker 2: the town, take my lunch money. There's a lot going.
Speaker 2: It's fraught with tension in a gym.
Speaker 3: It is so when I pulled my back yesterday, I
Speaker 3: felt so vulnerable because you were paralyzed for a little
Speaker 3: bit with pain, and when.
Speaker 2: Those big apes could pick you up and have away
Speaker 2: with you, use you as a beach ball.
Speaker 3: There's nowhere to go that. I desperately wanted to stand
Speaker 3: up and walk it off.
Speaker 2: Were you really on the floor?
Speaker 3: I was on the floor and then all I could
Speaker 3: do is wrap my legs up to my chair.
Speaker 2: And what were the other dudes doing?
Speaker 3: They?
Speaker 2: I mean, they look the other way. You don't want
Speaker 2: to see a guy like that.
Speaker 3: You know what it is? Actually, you're right. The women
Speaker 3: are the people who came out from me and said like, hey,
Speaker 3: can I get you anything? I'll get your paneled again,
Speaker 3: Johnny want.
Speaker 4: To see it because they fear that could be then
Speaker 4: one day they even talk about it, they could absorb
Speaker 4: some of your weakness.
Speaker 3: Can't stop my reps to help another, I will.
Speaker 2: Be on the floor. Lived hard, Live hard? How long
Speaker 2: were you down for? Oh?
Speaker 3: Twenty minutes?
Speaker 2: Oh wow? Yeah? What did Frankie boy do? He must
Speaker 2: have felt so wonderful.
Speaker 3: He was so he felt so bad because he said,
Speaker 3: he was like, this shouldn't happen on my watch. I'm
Speaker 3: sorry that this happened.
Speaker 2: See again, the sun was going on. Oh my goose, goose.
Speaker 3: I bet if there was a way for him to
Speaker 3: sacrifice himself and take it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all be your fraid.
Speaker 4: I'm just smashed right back up, Jack so we can
Speaker 4: be down there together, brothers. Anyway, it's amazing whenever you
Speaker 4: talk about knackering backs, right, you don't.
Speaker 2: Say you've hurt your back. You actually f word. Actually,
Speaker 2: because I even I swapt I felt so sorry. J Yes,
Speaker 2: I swat message with him and said to our wife
Speaker 2: Jackson a lot of patient.
Speaker 4: Will you know when he's f his back? That is
Speaker 4: the Latin medical term. It's the only word. It's so bad.
Speaker 4: You can't use mild language, Rob, But for this morning
Speaker 4: on the Monor show, we must use mild language.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: But he said, I've knackered my back, don't you say so?
Speaker 4: One O this morning? Where did you nack your back?
Speaker 4: I didn't mind lifting the couch and had to actually
Speaker 4: get taken into hospital and kund do the show for
Speaker 4: three days. So I do know, Jackie boy feels you
Speaker 4: did yours in the gym. Yep, my friend Iris Johnny,
Speaker 4: who like your friend Jeremy the vegetarian.
Speaker 2: Guess what is Irish?
Speaker 3: Irish?
Speaker 2: He's actually in my phone.
Speaker 4: It's Irish Johnny. I've known him like twenty years. I
Speaker 4: know he's Irish. If you only speaks to him, it's
Speaker 4: crystal clear. Johnny is still Irish. But to me, Johnny,
Speaker 4: when we were single, we were.
Speaker 2: In a I think the kids used to call it
Speaker 2: disco thecky.
Speaker 4: While swing in London, and he when he was drunk,
Speaker 4: he used to do the splits.
Speaker 2: But as he got older, you can't be doing that.
Speaker 2: And then that was the last time.
Speaker 4: Irish Johnny did the splits on the dead floor, on
Speaker 4: the dance floor. And you know, when someone's painstry away,
Speaker 4: it's terrible. Your first reaction is.
Speaker 2: To laugh, uncontrol of me. I have no regret to
Speaker 2: this day, Iris Johnny. And he was screaming.
Speaker 4: I just thought he's mucking around, or he'd bashed his
Speaker 4: balls or something like that, you know, But no.
Speaker 2: Johnny, Irish Johnny could actually get up. He had actually
Speaker 2: had surgery on his back. He done it so bad
Speaker 2: and he tore his ars.
Speaker 4: He actually tore one of his glute muscles. He had
Speaker 4: to get an ambulance. And it is awful. You've ever
Speaker 4: been in a nightclub where they turn the lights.
Speaker 3: On, music off in a nightclub is the weirdest environment
Speaker 3: you've ever been.
Speaker 4: People who were about to get it on together when
Speaker 4: they see the old light.
Speaker 2: You're not six or nine.
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Speaker 4: Jack Post is living on a prayer. He's not sitting down,
Speaker 4: He's pacing up and down. Many of you will relate
Speaker 4: to this. He has really hurt his back.
Speaker 2: Doing dead lifts in the gym, not concentrating and not
Speaker 2: looking after.
Speaker 4: His back or his form. And you've you've really, you've
Speaker 4: really knacked your back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's in pain, and I've got to keep moving
Speaker 3: around because if I sit down, the longer I stay still,
Speaker 3: the more it hurts. When I start moving again.
Speaker 4: And you can't relax because you literally feel like your
Speaker 4: brace the whole time, but you don't even breathe in
Speaker 4: and out properly.
Speaker 3: It's probably a good core workout because I'm trying to
Speaker 3: keep my ebbs on to just keep my body.
Speaker 4: Stop myself falling apart. So I mean one to now
Speaker 4: this morning, where did you knacker your back?
Speaker 2: Mick? Good morning morning.
Speaker 14: I knackered my back. Brendanavid brushing my teeth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I am about doing this where people can be anything.
Speaker 4: It's just instant. So what does that You didn't have
Speaker 4: any pain?
Speaker 14: Before that, Oh, I had a bit of a saw back,
Speaker 14: but nothing. Ended up been in hospital for twelve days
Speaker 14: with spinal surgery twice.
Speaker 2: Bloodie how I don't think you'll give much hope to
Speaker 2: Jackie Boy.
Speaker 3: I definitely don't want to go into surgery after watching
Speaker 3: Doctor Death this year.
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, at one stage had to remove me to
Speaker 14: road Sorry, what for one of the spinal surgeries they
Speaker 14: had to remove me?
Speaker 2: Throw They got Patrick swayzean from Roadhouse. What do you
Speaker 2: need to remove your throat? Why?
Speaker 3: Because the toothbrush.
Speaker 14: I had a disc in me neck that was pushing
Speaker 14: on my spinal cord and if I touched my spinal
Speaker 14: cord I was going to be paralyzed from the neck down.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know.
Speaker 4: Right, It's amazing what these people can do. Is I
Speaker 4: don't know you can remove someone's throat for a bit.
Speaker 14: Yeah, they had the voice box hanging out on the
Speaker 14: right hand side and the rest of the throat hanging
Speaker 14: out on the left hand.
Speaker 2: It sounds like they've got like your throat on, like
Speaker 2: you know, the garage was jacked up on something. They
Speaker 2: just moved there.
Speaker 3: It'll be a couple of weeks before you can get
Speaker 3: you a new one in mate.
Speaker 2: We're just waiting powerful Germany.
Speaker 14: Ended up having a halo screwed to my head.
Speaker 3: Wow, how are you all right?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 14: It's get a bit of a saw back now, but
Speaker 14: otherwise it's all okay.
Speaker 4: I'm still curious about how do you just move someone's
Speaker 4: throat and put it aside, like on the table next
Speaker 4: to you while you were sleep or anyway, I don't
Speaker 4: actually want to know about. I'm squeaming shabby see Mick,
Speaker 4: thank you very much.
Speaker 2: She called, what's that?
Speaker 14: You should have heard me voice when after they took
Speaker 14: me thrown out?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet all right, Mick, thank you, bet mix,
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: She call, he's too casual about that. Yeah, it's way
Speaker 3: too casual.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm starting to get in sweatsu right, and I
Speaker 4: know she's You're sweating this one as well with the pain.
Speaker 2: Connor, Good morning, mining guys.
Speaker 15: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm going? Connor? So, how did you knack your back? Connor?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 15: I knacked my back on the weekend just gone. We
Speaker 15: were down at Phillip Island at a motorsport event. I
Speaker 15: was racing two cars HU and I XL in the
Speaker 15: XL series and a Formula V, which is like a
Speaker 15: miniature F one car powered by a boxe Can motor.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 15: And we just completed the final race of the day.
Speaker 15: I pulled back into the pits, went to get out
Speaker 15: of the formula and I tripped.
Speaker 2: And knack at your back and.
Speaker 15: I seld face first, knack in my back and bruised
Speaker 15: both my legs. I've got a bruise on the inside
Speaker 15: of my right side about the size of the basketball.
Speaker 2: That's good. So you've just raced. I'm guessing how fast
Speaker 2: will you drive around the racetrack Connor?
Speaker 15: It varies from about faster speeds about one hundred and
Speaker 15: twenty kilometers now, well in the Formula.
Speaker 2: D yeah, and then you get out the car. It's
Speaker 2: not in the car.
Speaker 4: You knack yourself getting out the car when you're saved technically,
Speaker 4: and that's where you knack your back.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 15: So don't we last at all weekend with no incidents whatsoever?
Speaker 15: No damage, no accidents. And it wasn't until I got
Speaker 15: back into the pit area that I had my first
Speaker 15: tax then tripping out of the car.
Speaker 2: Amazing stuff. So kind of is this your hobby or
Speaker 2: you pro or what's the deal?
Speaker 15: Hobby?
Speaker 2: It's some extreme hobby do that on the weekend. But
Speaker 2: it's great fun.
Speaker 16: Though it is.
Speaker 15: It's good fun. I love this relevant.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Connor, thank you very much to give us a call.
Speaker 7: Thank you, Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Ask you this morning where did you nack your back?
Speaker 4: The reason why Jackie Boy has done is yesterday in
Speaker 4: the gym. Bad place to be injured for a guy, fair,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 3: I was on my back like a beetle or a
Speaker 3: turtle turned over.
Speaker 2: You shall never go back to that gym.
Speaker 3: I have to.
Speaker 4: And you have to understand. You need to let Frank
Speaker 4: go now. He cannot be associate with you. Frank, I
Speaker 4: get it. It's the bro cone. He's going to have
Speaker 4: to let you go. He's going to cut the rope.
Speaker 4: He's going to let you go. No, give you the
Speaker 4: money back.
Speaker 2: The other guys there that saw it, they won't want
Speaker 2: the juzhu there.
Speaker 4: So every man fears happens to prostate on the ground
Speaker 4: unable to get up.
Speaker 3: Oh, I have to wear the skies next time.
Speaker 4: All right, So this morning, where did you knack You're back?
Speaker 4: Nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 2: By the way, and obviously when the show's going on.
Speaker 2: You're busy. You hear the odd phrase or word two
Speaker 2: of you have emailed me. They're thinking that I'm saying,
Speaker 2: where did you injure back?
Speaker 4: I want the details of which spine I'm not interested
Speaker 4: in now four and L five Right, I'm not training
Speaker 4: to be a back seecialist right now.
Speaker 2: It's trying to get some patients. I mean where situation
Speaker 2: in the world, yes, location, where were you? Not where
Speaker 2: on your back? But thank you for the emails anyway,
Speaker 2: it's nice to have that on file. Jade, good morning, morning,
Speaker 2: seeing how you go. I'm good, Jade, So where did
Speaker 2: you not get your back?
Speaker 17: I was skateboarding at a local skate park, which is
Speaker 17: something I do fairly often, and as I was calling down,
Speaker 17: I felt this all this warmth sensation across my back,
Speaker 17: and I knew I'd done something bad, but I thought
Speaker 17: I just maybe pulled a muscle. So I started doing
Speaker 17: all of these stretchers, thinking that I would just be
Speaker 17: able to stretch it out. It got worse and worse,
Speaker 17: and we ended up going to a local massage later
Speaker 17: the shopping center, and I thought that that was going
Speaker 17: to work it out. So my family went off and
Speaker 17: did their shopping. I laid down on his table. I
Speaker 17: was literally in my underwear, face down and all my
Speaker 17: longings were on the floor. And as they finished the message,
Speaker 17: I thought it was okay and I went to get up.
Speaker 18: And I couldn't move. You just locked out, don't you
Speaker 18: completely locked up? But the pain that was shooting down
Speaker 18: my legs was so bad. I was in tears and
Speaker 18: my phone was probably about, you know, just a couple
Speaker 18: of inches out of reaching.
Speaker 2: It's like some of those movies sore or hostile.
Speaker 17: Family that we're not shopping for thirty minutes by themselves.
Speaker 17: And I laid there, not able to move in mind
Speaker 17: a way.
Speaker 2: What did you do?
Speaker 17: I couldn't do anything.
Speaker 2: I actually I got the image of them and there
Speaker 2: are little people that work there, because there always a
Speaker 2: little people, aren't there work there? Just rolling you out
Speaker 2: into the streets. Yeah, I can't see the language all right, Jake,
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
Speaker 7: She called Christian know Connell's show podcast, thank.
Speaker 4: You very much your messages asking yes to mother in
Speaker 4: law dead Land yesterday from the UK, She's quarantine for
Speaker 4: the next seventy two hours, insigne the Melbourne Star Waiver
Speaker 4: her as you see her today, she'd be able there
Speaker 4: for the next seventy two hours.
Speaker 2: With all the other people that now have to go
Speaker 2: back into quarantine.
Speaker 3: You pass her food and drink as she does a
Speaker 3: lap around the bottom.
Speaker 2: She loves it.
Speaker 4: It's like beautiful sunny day. Email be going around and
Speaker 4: around and around. Patsy, Please share the story of the
Speaker 4: toilet situation in the house.
Speaker 6: Oh, we've had another toilet situation. You remember the story
Speaker 6: I told a little while back where you.
Speaker 3: Had to dig up the whole back end.
Speaker 2: We did.
Speaker 4: Literally, this is like something out of the soon. Wow,
Speaker 4: Homer has dropped such a big one. It requires you
Speaker 4: to get a.
Speaker 3: Digger back there.
Speaker 6: We had to because the digger wouldn't fit down the
Speaker 6: side of the house because it's a small sort of
Speaker 6: just a little gateway opening. The next door neighbor had
Speaker 6: to pull his fence down to get the digger access
Speaker 6: for Patsy.
Speaker 4: Susman take a dump. He has to do this every time. Sorry,
Speaker 4: it's a really big one. What are you talking? Fence down? Yeah,
Speaker 4: and leave it down for the weekend.
Speaker 6: Well, we've had another incident the weekend, so we had
Speaker 6: a simpler blockage, only this time it was in the
Speaker 6: on Sweet toilet. But our house can do a thing
Speaker 6: where when this happens, sometimes if you go to the
Speaker 6: other toilet, the second toilet and flush it, because the
Speaker 6: systems are obviously connected, it can like get rid of
Speaker 6: the blockage, if you know what I mean. So if
Speaker 6: you flush the other toilet, if the other one's sort
Speaker 6: of floating up to the time, so hang.
Speaker 4: On, you mean you're getting rid of your business A
Speaker 4: one toilet and it goes down and then sideways then
Speaker 4: pops up in another toilet.
Speaker 6: Well no, no, no, it doesn't pop up. I think
Speaker 6: it must be on the same drainage system. So if
Speaker 6: it gets a blockage in the on sweet toilet, which
Speaker 6: happened at the weekend, and it just kept like it
Speaker 6: would not go down because the love God used too
Speaker 6: much paper, if you go flush the other one, it'll
Speaker 6: go like like that.
Speaker 3: All right. So it's like nuclear keys where you have
Speaker 3: to turn them at the same time, like flush and
Speaker 3: flush your toilets at the same time.
Speaker 2: Ye never heard, Yes, I've never heard of a house
Speaker 2: need to do that.
Speaker 18: What.
Speaker 6: I don't think that's right. I don't think it should
Speaker 6: do that, but it does.
Speaker 2: It's not in public toilets. You have to go.
Speaker 4: Is anyone in the other one, Let's start the countdown sequence.
Speaker 4: I might fie flush and we have a problem.
Speaker 6: It's usually Audrey's job, so we'll call out to her.
Speaker 6: Can you go flush?
Speaker 2: You don't get the bloody with that kind of stuff
Speaker 2: affair when there's a jobby in there. Keep it to
Speaker 2: yourself in the street, into.
Speaker 3: The toilet, you know your job.
Speaker 2: Let's get the hammer the food mallet.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so that can't be right. There's somehow they must
Speaker 6: be on the same system or something. So that's our
Speaker 6: weird thing in our house.
Speaker 2: Did Chris do your plumbing or something? I've never owned
Speaker 2: a house doing that.
Speaker 4: Some homes do have their own weird kind of workings
Speaker 4: that aren't actually workings, like the countdown sequence and pattern.
Speaker 4: Her husband and daughter have to get involved in doing
Speaker 4: what does your house do?
Speaker 2: Anythink?
Speaker 4: Where do unusually that your house has done or that
Speaker 4: you've lived somewhere that's weird and you have to try
Speaker 4: and do a make around.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, this morning, your house does?
Speaker 18: What?
Speaker 2: Okay? Nicole, Hi, Hi.
Speaker 13: Christian Pats and Jack Well Pats, I've got the same
Speaker 13: problem as you, and how I figured out how to
Speaker 13: deal with it was getting the garden hose from outside
Speaker 13: and weaving it through the house and putting it down
Speaker 13: the on sweet toilet. To push it out through to
Speaker 13: the septic.
Speaker 3: You have to spray you jet spray it down.
Speaker 4: Is a lot of effort to go to every time
Speaker 4: you've done a number two, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Get Have you got guests? Bring your own home one pudding.
Speaker 2: I'll get it there from the freezer like a fireman. Nicole.
Speaker 2: That is incredible.
Speaker 17: Yeah, that's the way.
Speaker 12: We deal with it.
Speaker 13: That's how it rolls in my house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it. Go get the hosts. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, Nicole, very good. Cool. We send your price.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. By H. Matt. Good morning, Hello,
Speaker 2: How are you going?
Speaker 16: Guys?
Speaker 2: We're good. Welcome to the show man. What does your
Speaker 2: house do?
Speaker 19: So?
Speaker 20: When I was a teenager, my father and a builder
Speaker 20: made it his decided to put a ceiling fan in
Speaker 20: our land room. So we had, you know, no power
Speaker 20: most of the day while they got up and braced
Speaker 20: the roof and put the ceiling fan up. And when
Speaker 20: they finished, they turned the power back on and his
Speaker 20: dad went over to the new switch for the fan
Speaker 20: and turned the switch, and the doorbell went and the
Speaker 20: fan didn't move. So we went outside the giggles and
Speaker 20: pushed the doorbell. And when you push the doorbell, the.
Speaker 19: Fans fung Man.
Speaker 20: To this day, still there one of the funniest discussions.
Speaker 2: That come up.
Speaker 3: I guess you still know when people are your front
Speaker 3: door because your delivery.
Speaker 2: Yes, Matt, that is a great one. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You cal have a good day.
Speaker 20: I have a great day.
Speaker 2: By Glenn. Good morning, Gwen.
Speaker 19: Gooday, guys here you going first on long time.
Speaker 2: Oh bless you Glenn. So your house does.
Speaker 19: What So they have teav in our land room every
Speaker 19: morning at once between three and four am and once
Speaker 19: between four and five am. The sound comes in. It
Speaker 19: doesn't switch on, just we get this blurbal noise. I
Speaker 19: don't know if it's aliens or what it is, but
Speaker 19: for about ten or fifteen seconds that.
Speaker 2: Is terrifle's like a horror What do you mean that's
Speaker 2: ghost in the news. That is that's what goes to
Speaker 2: you know times a frightened channel ten ghosts.
Speaker 19: So every night we just tend to save a m
Speaker 19: before we go to bed and see if we don't
Speaker 19: hear it, if we forget, we're sure enough. Next morning
Speaker 19: we get two called.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Jesus help me that that's happening there and
Speaker 4: just for ten seconds.
Speaker 19: Yeah, if I told he sort of white cabin him,
Speaker 19: then you can't recognize the language room and then you
Speaker 19: run it the land roam.
Speaker 16: And it's gone, say, pretty weird.
Speaker 2: All right, Glenn, thank you very much.
Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: How is the Pain?
Speaker 3: Our boss Sue has brought me in a heat pack
Speaker 3: and it feels incredible.
Speaker 4: Straight from one of her cats. That smell it probably
Speaker 4: have cat pee on it. It's lovely.
Speaker 2: We had to do that.
Speaker 4: She'd last her back at nine Rady. Bosses only care
Speaker 4: about your health between six and nine. Basically the longer
Speaker 4: you do breakfast show years, it's like I'll end up
Speaker 4: like Mickey Wrought the wrestler with various things being taped
Speaker 4: up before the show. Shallow myself and just keep wrestling
Speaker 4: in the ring. All right, So your house does what?
Speaker 4: We're hearing some amazing stories today about what your homes do.
Speaker 2: Mike, Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 10: How are you.
Speaker 8: I'm good, Mike, So your house does what Well, it's
Speaker 8: a self inflicted problem that I've got.
Speaker 10: I installed Google Home through the whole, the whole of
Speaker 10: my house, and it's amazing. You can say Google, turn
Speaker 10: this on, Google, turn that off. Google, do this, Google
Speaker 10: do that. And for a friend's birthday, I bought him
Speaker 10: some Google stuff and went over there one weekend and
Speaker 10: installed the Google Google Home on his in his house
Speaker 10: and it was great for that sort of couple of days.
Speaker 10: And then back home for the next next week and
Speaker 10: I'm asking my place, said turn this on, turn it off,
Speaker 10: do this, do that, and nothing was happening. And I
Speaker 10: was just constantly repeating, turn this on, turn it off,
Speaker 10: and nothing was. It was working, but not really. The
Speaker 10: next weekend catch up with my friends, he goes, Oh
Speaker 10: my god, he said, He said, I think my I
Speaker 10: think my friend who died recently has come back to
Speaker 10: haunt me because the whole week things I've been turning
Speaker 10: on and turning off. And I said, oh, yes, but
Speaker 10: I think it might have been me. So yeah, So
Speaker 10: you know, if your name a kitchen a kitchen or
Speaker 10: a bathroom and bathroom, it's the same in both places.
Speaker 10: And yeah, the whole week I was turning his things
Speaker 10: on and off, and he was freaking out. These dead
Speaker 10: friends had come back to that.
Speaker 2: That's insane. I didn't know you could accidentally do that.
Speaker 10: Yeah, well it's because I kind of yeah, I thought
Speaker 10: I took the cheeksway and linked that with my Google
Speaker 10: so it seemed to be easier and call it two
Speaker 10: separate households, but it actually yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Wanted your light on.
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, yeah, late night love lights on.
Speaker 10: What it was like, it was like, it's like, hey,
Speaker 10: Google turned the bedroom mark he's laying a sleep and
Speaker 10: his placehold from the light side.
Speaker 2: They do Google Mates, you show your mates properties.
Speaker 10: Yeah. If I knew I was doing it would have
Speaker 10: been fun.
Speaker 2: But it was like, hey, tell me this right once
Speaker 2: it once you've got it all set up. Is that
Speaker 2: stuff good?
Speaker 10: No, it's absolutely crap, because it's like, you know, you
Speaker 10: asked Siri to type something or Siria to say something,
Speaker 10: and then Syria just gets it wrong. It's like, you know, hey, hey,
Speaker 10: Google turned the bathroom on. Sorry a condition not available
Speaker 10: at the moment. It's like hanging not not the air
Speaker 10: conditioner the bedroom. And then I've got Syria and Google.
Speaker 10: So Google and Siri, both argue with each other. Nightmare
Speaker 10: and you get friends that come over. And so how
Speaker 10: do you turn the bathroom on?
Speaker 2: Google?
Speaker 10: To turn it on, it's like to use the freaking switches.
Speaker 2: Forget it go old school.
Speaker 10: Old school is so much better.
Speaker 4: Yes, all right, Mike, thank you very much, very well told.
Speaker 4: We'll send your prize.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 7: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: I don't know what kind of time wasted we're going
Speaker 4: to get you. Jackie Boy wears Munchinese paint kingers at
Speaker 4: the moment.
Speaker 3: The anti inflammatory.
Speaker 4: He's also got the rice pack shoved.
Speaker 2: In the back of his jeans like a NFL linebacker.
Speaker 2: You know what they're going for. And they're playing in
Speaker 2: the Super Bowl. They have that towel there.
Speaker 3: The heatpack's doing one.
Speaker 2: Day, dude, they really do hell all right.
Speaker 4: So I was catching up with a fellow dad over
Speaker 4: the weekend and he was telling me about his daughter.
Speaker 4: The poor thing had an appendicitist and she had to
Speaker 4: be rushed to hospital and they had to operate straight
Speaker 4: away and almost sort of chaos and fear, and he
Speaker 4: jumped in the ambulance with her. And when they got
Speaker 4: to the hospital, she's obviously been undressed and she's sort
Speaker 4: of eighteen now, and he saw that she had a
Speaker 4: hidden tattoo that.
Speaker 2: They've never seen before. Right, obviously been trying to hide
Speaker 2: from my dad. And he said to me it wasn't
Speaker 2: just it wasn't a completed tattoo, it was a half
Speaker 2: done one that obviously a friend. Anyway, she gets put
Speaker 2: into a general aesthetic that they take the appendicidence out
Speaker 2: to deal with it. But about anyway, she's coming round
Speaker 2: and like a true dad, she sort of, oh god,
Speaker 2: this goes got a tattoo.
Speaker 3: I see these.
Speaker 2: Of course, I'm so sorry. I was hoping you guys
Speaker 2: would never see.
Speaker 4: So this morning, I want to know what did you
Speaker 4: try to hide from your parents? Sometimes you can hide
Speaker 4: itself from your parents for years and years and it
Speaker 4: just comes out one day. We asked this on our
Speaker 4: Facebook and social media pages. There're some great ones here, Christian.
Speaker 4: I got my belly button pissed when I was sixteen.
Speaker 4: My mum only found out three years ago when I
Speaker 4: was twenty five. Round over Christmas, I went to get
Speaker 4: something from a top cupboard. My top rose up as
Speaker 4: my arms did, and she went berserk, even though I'm
Speaker 4: twenty five Christian. My sister and I opened up a
Speaker 4: bottle of Vats sixteen I whiskey when we're young, had
Speaker 4: a little bit of it, didn't like it, then topped
Speaker 4: it back up with water. A few years later, mom
Speaker 4: my dad gave it away to a friend for his
Speaker 4: fortieth I think about this every day. That is amazing.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'commel show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Paul, morning, how you go? I'm good? Paul
Speaker 2: and Paul. What do you try to hide from mom
Speaker 2: and dad? Ah?
Speaker 21: When I was younger, robbery around sixteen fifteen, I got
Speaker 21: it Pitt Tarantela and he grew to a lake probably
Speaker 21: a foot long. So my parents I didn't know about this.
Speaker 21: I had it hid in the room, so.
Speaker 16: My room was pretty messy the whole time, so I didn't.
Speaker 4: Was this back home an island that you got petulent?
Speaker 4: But did you get an island?
Speaker 16: Did I got in Ireland?
Speaker 2: Where the hell did you get on an island? Here?
Speaker 2: I all kinds of deadly spiders when you're not a
Speaker 2: guy in something.
Speaker 21: No, No, it was not actually at the pet store.
Speaker 21: It was actually an attraction to for for pet owners
Speaker 21: and all this.
Speaker 16: So I just I just bought it. I mean, it
Speaker 16: didn't even cost that much. They're like, what, what what
Speaker 16: a treat?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 16: I just I just I just treated like a pet
Speaker 16: and I just took it out.
Speaker 21: I let it crawl along with my hands and I'm
Speaker 21: the back and all this. But when my mother found out,
Speaker 21: she went nuts, went nuts. She went to the back
Speaker 21: garden and I said, no, no, come on, I was,
Speaker 21: this is my pet, a me rare.
Speaker 4: Okay, gotcha, Paul, thank you very much and cool, let's
Speaker 4: go to Callum.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Callum, good morning, Christian.
Speaker 16: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good, Cadam. So what if you try to hide
Speaker 2: from mom and dad?
Speaker 22: Okay? When I was seven years old, we lived in Scotland,
Speaker 22: and as you know, you get the option of having
Speaker 22: school dinners at lunchtime, and they always had these mass
Speaker 22: produced scrambled eggs which always looked watery and rubbery and
Speaker 22: just yacked. So I decided, as a seven year old,
Speaker 22: that I would tell a lie and told the cook
Speaker 22: that I was allergic to the eggs, so I couldn't
Speaker 22: have eggs, so I could get the good stuff. And anyway,
Speaker 22: the teacher asked me to get a note from my parents,
Speaker 22: which I went home as a seven year old and
Speaker 22: wrote out myself. It took me a while to forge
Speaker 22: mom and Dad's signatures with the old pen eraser and
Speaker 22: ripping through the paper, but I got there, so it
Speaker 22: was very convenet letter. The letter was then sent to
Speaker 22: the principal. The principal then sent a letter home wanting
Speaker 22: to speak to my parents, and I thought, no, I'm
Speaker 22: not doing that, so I hid it in a toy
Speaker 22: box underneath the staircase and it was found two years
Speaker 22: later when we immigrated to Australia.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. So you've got away with it for two years. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's pretty skills for a seven year old boy.
Speaker 22: Seems to have progressed a little bit since the Christian
Speaker 22: let me do.
Speaker 8: But it does make you sound like a comn.
Speaker 4: If you saw the forgeries I'm doing that, I can
Speaker 4: fake John Andrews.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't get into any boarder.
Speaker 22: So still produce that letter is still produced today to
Speaker 22: my kids when I am trying to reprimand them for anything. Yeah,
Speaker 22: Mum and Dad still bring it out.
Speaker 2: The old scrambled egg situation.
Speaker 22: Yeah yeah, scrabbled.
Speaker 2: All right, Cadam, thank you very much. You give us
Speaker 2: a call. You have a good day, buddy to cheer
Speaker 2: all right? What do you try to hide from mom
Speaker 2: and dad? Did the earlier call to swear?
Speaker 3: No, No, I wasn't sure the Irish, Yeah it was.
Speaker 7: You're listening to the question, you know, Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: What do you try to hide from your parents? We've
Speaker 4: got a young nine year old Bailey on the line
Speaker 4: now live from a school run.
Speaker 2: Good morning Bailey. Hello you in the car heading to school.
Speaker 19: Yeah.
Speaker 23: So when I was a kid, or.
Speaker 18: I still.
Speaker 2: Growing up now at nine days trying to leave home,
Speaker 2: I was out.
Speaker 23: Sick and then we're out in a Gamby camping at
Speaker 23: in a Gambi for a couple of days. My parents
Speaker 23: were out riding their jet ski. And then I was
Speaker 23: just sitting at the beach watching my dad's phone. And
Speaker 23: then I was thinking, I really like Elk and John.
Speaker 23: I might just what Tony actually to look?
Speaker 2: What a treat yourself? Bailey on the old man's phone.
Speaker 23: And then I thought this rocketman Elks and John costumes
Speaker 23: for are like two hundred and twenty four dollars.
Speaker 4: I have to I can afford that jet ski. Why
Speaker 4: can't Bailey have a bit of the action.
Speaker 10: Huh, So I bought it.
Speaker 5: I bought it.
Speaker 23: So then when my parents got back from jetsing on,
Speaker 23: I just had my hands shaking, like no one tell
Speaker 23: So my cousin was there with us, and of course
Speaker 23: he told bloody cousin. Yeah, so then he has to
Speaker 23: cancel the order, and I just yeah, I was in.
Speaker 10: Trouble, A lot of trouble, A lot of trouble.
Speaker 4: That jet skill on the trailer right now, drop you
Speaker 4: off at school. Those jet skis what's actually done, Alf
Speaker 4: and thank you on those things. Hey, Bailey, tell you
Speaker 4: what you should when you're a little bit older. I
Speaker 4: know you've grown up right now at nine, but you
Speaker 4: should be a stand up comedian.
Speaker 2: Very very funny storyteller. Bailey, a right.
Speaker 4: Spe Christian that long to realize to see my future replacement,
Speaker 4: I've met him at nine.
Speaker 2: Baiby, thank you very much for giving us a call. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's done with this now, it's all over the Bailey.
Speaker 4: He's Pete at nine, he's all grown up when he
Speaker 4: was younger at six.
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Speaker 2: Time for a couple more stories for the news. Billy,
Speaker 2: Good Morning, Billy, Good morning, guys. How are you.
Speaker 4: We're good, Billy, Welcome to the show. So hiding staff
Speaker 4: from Mum and dad?
Speaker 2: What's your story?
Speaker 22: Yeah?
Speaker 12: So when I was back, I really wanted this lego.
Speaker 12: Harry Potter set to get some sympathy from Mum. I
Speaker 12: told her I'd been mugged so on the way home,
Speaker 12: on the way home from school, so I thought that
Speaker 12: was the best way to get to get the lego.
Speaker 12: Next minute, we're in the car driving around the streets
Speaker 12: of our suburb looking out for this kid who supposedly
Speaker 12: mugged me, And.
Speaker 16: Every time.
Speaker 2: M's got a big old knuckle duster. Wasn't him?
Speaker 10: No, not him?
Speaker 12: And then I go to school the next day and
Speaker 12: I get called into the principal's office and he's like,
Speaker 12: was it anyone from this school? Was it anyone from
Speaker 12: any of the schools you play sport against? And I
Speaker 12: was like, no, I didn't recognize him.
Speaker 3: I think he was leading town forever. At the end
Speaker 3: of the mugging, he got took off.
Speaker 12: And I'm twenty six now and I still haven't told her.
Speaker 2: I thought, you're saying you're twenty six. Still wait for that.
Speaker 2: Harry put a lego.
Speaker 12: No, no, I got the lego. It was a floorless,
Speaker 12: flawless execution.
Speaker 4: Do you know anytime the boss next mons about the
Speaker 4: start of the radio show we work jacking Owen mun
Speaker 4: and the.
Speaker 3: Way I think you'll drive us around Richmond looking for the.
Speaker 2: Betty. That's a great call. We'll send you a price
Speaker 2: o caase.
Speaker 12: Oh thanks girls birth.
Speaker 2: Michelle, good morning, Michelle.
Speaker 24: Hey Christian. When I was a kid, I had I
Speaker 24: was the youngest of four. We were playing ball inside
Speaker 24: and I was the last one hitting the ball and
Speaker 24: I break my mum's prize bars and they said, oh,
Speaker 24: you're dead, You're dead. So I scooped it up, hit
Speaker 24: it under my bed in a box for six years
Speaker 24: before my mum discovered it over.
Speaker 4: My mind before going to seat. You must worry about
Speaker 4: the day that would all come out.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 24: My parents were not allowed in my room.
Speaker 10: It was to boo.
Speaker 24: They wouldn't And my mom had been threatening me if
Speaker 24: you don't clean that bloody room up, And so while
Speaker 24: I was at school six years later, she had had
Speaker 24: enough and she went in to clean it up. And
Speaker 24: that's how I got caught.
Speaker 3: Where did she think the VARs was? While it was
Speaker 3: under there for six years.
Speaker 2: I think you've got four kids. As long as there's
Speaker 2: four kids around, ours count and stuff like that, they're
Speaker 2: not worrying about it's dealing with four kids.
Speaker 23: Well, we always we.
Speaker 24: Always have people. I rejoiced, you know, I think someone
Speaker 24: had knocked it off. But it wasn't even a nice
Speaker 24: You're right.
Speaker 4: Whenever you did something like that, your brothers and sisters go,
Speaker 4: that's it.
Speaker 2: You're dead.
Speaker 13: The youngest.
Speaker 24: Yes, any do you know?
Speaker 2: I reckon.
Speaker 4: We could fill a whole show just about vases and
Speaker 4: kids breaking them. It's the phrase before it playing indoors.
Speaker 3: The number one thing you heard is kids with no
Speaker 3: balls in the no.
Speaker 4: Ball games inside kids, you know the rules. Michelle will
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Speaker 2: Well done.
Speaker 24: Oh, thank you very much. That's lovely, that's great.
Speaker 2: Sorry, love that look.
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Speaker 4: Today, then on International Wine Week, we're looking for your
Speaker 4: wine bands. Producer Tom just said he'd find some wine
Speaker 4: music for us.
Speaker 2: He's from New Zealand, is he?
Speaker 4: This is the sound when a wine model opens up,
Speaker 4: no bottler I've ever gone to get My wife's got
Speaker 4: this playing in there.
Speaker 2: They normally got gold.
Speaker 3: On only the pushes of people.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, you have going to be a lord, a
Speaker 2: lords dignitary with some feel shortages.
Speaker 4: In the UK, Prince Charles from much a man of
Speaker 4: the people as all that his Aston Martin that mummy
Speaker 4: got in for his twenty first We all know that story.
Speaker 2: Traditional thing, isn't it.
Speaker 4: You'll get getting a aston anti car in twenty first anyway,
Speaker 4: Good old Charlie boy, he's converted it now.
Speaker 2: It's very relatable story. This It runs on red wine
Speaker 2: and cheese. Whi'st the rest of everything scrabbling around the
Speaker 2: streets right now in a post brexit arm again, boy,
Speaker 2: he's stopping his car up with rare wine.
Speaker 3: You can't get really further detached from no.
Speaker 2: Wonder barbade us. Some sacked his mum. We don't want that,
Speaker 2: some of yours?
Speaker 4: All right, So today wine bands, I know some of
Speaker 4: you probably just tuned you thinking it's this wine FM,
Speaker 4: this music. All right, wine bands. Let's imagine there's a
Speaker 4: festival wine fest. Oh it's a double act up first, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's right, Sonny and.
Speaker 3: Er As Silver.
Speaker 2: Nick Carver and the Bad Seeds, A little bit of
Speaker 2: bubbly Nick Carver, Nick Cave, Nick Carver, the drugs Bronze.
Speaker 3: I don't know what Nick Carver is.
Speaker 2: Well, Nick k I know Nick Carver is a cheaper champagne.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh, never go to the bottom of the barrel
Speaker 3: for champagne.
Speaker 2: Oh there you go. We got our own, Brits Charles
Speaker 2: on the show House White Snake.
Speaker 4: I'll have the House White Snakes plus vine inch Nails,
Speaker 4: gold Men at.
Speaker 3: Cork silver plus.
Speaker 2: And Pino Doubts p No Doubts silver plus. All Right,
Speaker 2: what have you got? Wine bands?
Speaker 3: Wine bands? Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. That's gold.
Speaker 3: The Grapeful Dead do much for that?
Speaker 2: Have you got mugged during the news?
Speaker 3: Grapes are a very important part of wine.
Speaker 4: Goon goon dolls, goon goon dolls, goats.
Speaker 3: And blank one eight two.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's good too, very good.
Speaker 4: Actually, there's a good once there in the old drug
Speaker 4: Hayes with the painkillers.
Speaker 7: Christian Connells Show podcast Wine Bands.
Speaker 2: We producer. This is the sound of wine. All right,
Speaker 2: wine bands for wine? First, are you ready to mark
Speaker 2: in your painted Hays, I'm ready, Smacky Jackie.
Speaker 4: Goons and Roses, Clever gold, the Clinks gold, that's very good, Kevin.
Speaker 3: Moey Crew, Motley Crue silver plus.
Speaker 4: Melottica gold, Matthew shutting out to Papa Roach silver, Barrel
Speaker 4: Manilow took.
Speaker 2: Roberget that one.
Speaker 4: I love that symbol, very good, shoving death Cab Sam
Speaker 4: for Qt silver that is on the nose, Mark.
Speaker 2: Darf Pino noir silver, Neil.
Speaker 3: This one is a bit young gold.
Speaker 2: That's a really good that one. Ve Haylen Bronze guns
Speaker 2: and rose.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, combine it with the first one.
Speaker 2: Yes, I call it the old double up on a Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Boys to my.
Speaker 3: Low silver.
Speaker 4: Pen folds, Fi Gold, Fancy Beastie, Bordeaux silver, Arietor Smith.
Speaker 3: I don't get it, Aerosmith, I'm getting it. Silvere, He's done.
Speaker 2: Well, everyone to make it this far. He's fading Zezy
Speaker 2: screw top silver, all right, Jackie boy, who's getting he
Speaker 2: hates chocolate hampers.
Speaker 3: Well, there were some great ones there. Well they're just
Speaker 3: when Beryl Manilow.
Speaker 4: Barrel Manilo, Okay, thank you very much for everyone who's
Speaker 4: showing Jackson concern about his back as he heads off
Speaker 4: some suggestions that have come in from our social media page.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, a lot of people have nac. My grandma
Speaker 2: used to make a cup of tea with a bit
Speaker 2: of vodka in it.
Speaker 4: Basically old timey parents used to add alcohol to any
Speaker 4: childhood at Alman hot water bottle, two panandorla shot tequina.
Speaker 3: Okay, more of the alcoholic like a chaser with a
Speaker 3: cup with a short voker and it sounds like something
Speaker 3: in school.
Speaker 2: And I have this final one as well. Acceptance. You
Speaker 2: are in acony. We're back tomorrow morning. Thanks for listening,
Speaker 2: Thanks all the calls.
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