WEBVTT - FULL: Local Grudge Matches 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:09.240 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:08.799 Said lounge. 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:12.120 Sorry, Jenny, Grandma from the window. 0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:15.440 Kids. We just have to hope there's people listening every morning. 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:16.440 We don't really know. 0:00:16.720 --> 0:00:20.000 The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:22.919 Hey, good morning, it's the Christian O'Connell Show. Seven mines 0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:27.720 past six Tuesday morning. Poor Jack Post. He's pinged his 0:00:27.840 --> 0:00:29.680 back and I know what this is like. I've done 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:32.600 this to you. I could tell you are in agony. 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:35.480 There is no pain like back pain. 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:36.120 It's awful. 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:39.440 And you're stuck. I was stuck yesterday. 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:41.920 Get frozen and your body just shuts down. It doesn't 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:42.640 want you moving. 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:45.319 I was trying to do the dreaded dead lift at 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:49.040 the gym, which is pretty much bend over and pick 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:51.160 up the weight that you can manage. 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:53.880 But it's like the most dangerous exercise you can do. 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:56.400 So many men and women have hurt their banks doing it. 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:58.480 They warn you to when you do it, hey, just 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:01.000 make sure the form is director house. You're going to 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:02.920 put all the load on your back, and that's exactly 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:05.720 what I did, and now my back is I was 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:08.279 lying on the ground of the gym with my knees 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:10.560 hugged up to my chair. It's horrible because that was 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:12.759 the only thing that would relieve the pain. And now 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:16.480 it got worse during the night because when you're not 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:19.640 moving anymore, it seizes up and then you can hardly move. 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:23.160 I mean yesterday Biancher was out at book club, so 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:25.560 I was home from alone for dinner and I was 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:29.000 on the couch ordered in. The guy came and dropped 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:31.880 off my burger and just getting to the door took 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:32.960 me fifteen minutes. 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:33.240 Yeah. 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:35.680 You have to do this kind of like old person shuffle, 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:37.360 don't you When a couple of times I actually would 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:40.240 have to lean against the wall to get the breath 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:43.040 back to move on another football two. 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:47.680 I'm using the bookshelfs like one of the pit stops 0:01:47.680 --> 0:01:50.880 in Wipeower. 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:54.200 Literally clawing your way along, dragging itself like Sean Connery 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:57.480 in The Untouchables, and that's slow agonizing his death as 0:01:57.520 --> 0:01:59.080 she's crawling through his apartment. 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:02.000 And then the small banks. Having to put my socks 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:02.720 on my shoes. 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:07.160 Yeah, yeah, I remember when I had was taken off 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:09.960 the day after Sarah's birthday. By fifty two years ago, 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:12.720 when I was on the show and I tried to 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:15.200 lift a couch dead lifting a couch hungover. You know, 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:17.840 when you hungover, you still think you got that sort 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:20.880 of glow of invincibility. And then so I went, no way, 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:23.800 and I went, I don't need I'm so strong ah, 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:26.600 And I literally was lying on the floor. I couldn't 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:28.399 get up, so she had a cool lamblets. I even 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:31.160 remember when they took at the hospital. There was some 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:35.280 young guy who said, okay, so you need to get undressed, 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:37.520 put the gown on, and get into bed and then 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:40.119 the doctor will be into examining a spine. And he went, 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:42.120 do you need anything? And I did need help to 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:44.280 actually take my jeans off. I was so embarrassed. I 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:46.000 couldn't even look him in the art went, I can't 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:46.799 take my jeans off. 0:02:47.760 --> 0:02:49.520 You have to take my pants off for me. 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:55.120 This old trick again a different time was it when 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:59.080 he's starting radio He used to look after the Black 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:02.200 Thunders and I've got so I should take his jeans off. 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:05.200 We're going there's nothing wrong with that guy's l four 0:03:06.680 --> 0:03:07.200 told me. 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:11.200 Once, I'll tell you what it is hard. And I 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:13.880 really realized that as I was driving in this morning 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:16.320 you know when you see old people driving slow and 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:19.200 you're like, what's this all about? Just drive faster. I 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:22.360 understand if you're in pain, you want to move slow. 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:25.400 You feel every rivet and bump in the road. 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:27.240 There's too many and so you would have noticed this 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:29.840 morning there's too many speed bumps. You don't notice speA 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:32.720 musk until you knacker your back. When I was in 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:34.800 the ambulance and they were taking me right, they were going, hey, 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:36.840 you're really going to get to know how many speed 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:39.080 bumps are in Melbourne. Now we will give you a 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:41.840 warning before it's speech bump, right, And I had that 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:44.400 green whistle, so I was like sucking on that as 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:48.680 they were going five four is just to try and feelness. 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:51.960 As went over yet another speed bump. Dragony. Yes, So 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:54.120 what have you taken this morning? You past me up 0:03:54.120 --> 0:03:55.119 and down like Chris Rock. 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:59.040 I've taken Voltaire and Panadole, and I just got to 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:02.160 keep moving because the more I say still, the worst 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:03.880 it gets. Honestly, by the time I got here, just 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:05.760 a twenty minute trip in the car, getting out of 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:07.680 the car was so difficult. 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:10.520 Patsy saw you just pacing up and down. Just now 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:12.360 during the song right and asked what was up? And 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:14.600 then did you hear her first response? You said, I've 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:17.960 hurt my back. She actually said, do you need drugs? 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:20.760 Not medicine, not painkillers. 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:24.840 Do you need drugs? Oh no, it's a. 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:29.520 Big difference between painkillers. And did even did even skipper beat? 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:31.000 She went, do you need drugs? 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:34.080 I meant peers, ciders. 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:35.680 I don't know what they are, just made them up. 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:40.880 I'm coming in and get something. 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:45.159 Patsy from Patsy's Medicine Cabin. Patsy was Michael Jackson stocks, 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:47.360 so she's got some great stuff. The Old Jesus Dud. 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:49.920 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:52.320 Yesterday when I was in my gym, I was catching 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:55.240 up the guy that runs it right, and he trains 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:57.640 a couple of boxes and one that was fighting at 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:59.880 the weekend and he won, and he was telling about 0:04:59.880 --> 0:05:01.560 the f it's about three or four hours away right 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:03.919 out in country Victorian. He said he was taking on 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:06.680 a local lad and so he's really really tough because 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:07.560 you know they can take a punch. 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:09.599 These these locals are tough out there. 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:13.400 And he said it is something unusual they did, right, 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:15.000 and he goes, I know if they do this, a 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:17.080 lot of sort of boxing fights out in the country. Right, 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:21.120 he goes the first hour was grudge matches, right, and 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:22.279 I said, what do you mean? He goes, well for 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:25.080 half five to a half six locals who've got a 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:28.520 beef with each other in the room. 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:31.520 Yeah, And I was like, why is now chaos sports? 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:34.120 That is pay for that? 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:37.600 Do you imagine like you go to your local butcher anyway, Hey, 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:38.520 well then. 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:40.520 The pork chops she gave me last week, I see 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:43.240 you on the fifth. I will see you on the 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:44.719 fit Glover up glove. 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:47.120 That is such a good idea because it's not two 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:48.800 guys doing it for a pay packet. 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:50.960 It's there's a referee there, right, and you have to 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:52.840 then if you so you've got a grudge of somebody else, 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:54.839 and he went, hey, there's a fight about it, you 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:58.040 know my queensby rules. Then you're then going to have 0:05:58.120 --> 0:05:59.920 to train. You have to do some going to train 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:02.080 and get some basics there. So they have to have 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:04.760 cornermen and a coach and so this. They have to 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:07.920 wear headguards, coin protectors. But the're things right, so when 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:11.440 the professionals come on, they're in their boxing gear these 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:14.800 guys is like sort of Collinwood shorts. 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:18.080 Trainers. 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:21.760 It's a mish mash, you know, of whatever they've assembled 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:25.200 to go with the headguard, you know, and the goin protector. 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:26.800 It's just whatever gim gear they've got. 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:29.640 Still, the spectacle to me is more entertaining. That should 0:06:29.680 --> 0:06:31.960 be the headline. Now, he said, he said, he couldn't 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:36.120 stop watching them. It was amazing. So they go hell 0:06:36.240 --> 0:06:37.599 for leather for about a minute. 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:39.920 They then they're gassed, just. 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:40.760 Leaning each other. 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:45.440 It's hardly think it, and then start throwing a few 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:48.720 more haymakers and the refs in the going guys to 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:50.320 stop leaning on each other. 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:54.960 Do they at least say what each grudge is? 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:57.719 Now, I want to know, I'd want to know. I 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:00.400 want to know. It's the local car salesman. Wake me 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:03.520 off on this, all right, go to your corners, come out, 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:05.040 fighting comes up. 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:07.279 The Christian Connall Show podcast. 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:08.920 They saying Breakfast Radio. 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:10.560 She'd never take more than a couple of days off 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:12.040 because otherwise, you know, you could be fired. 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:14.400 Same with the Queen. She's had a couple of little 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:19.440 sick days. Barbados, how fired her? You cowards? Barbados? 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:21.640 They see the blood is in the warm ice. She's 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:23.000 not making appearances. 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:24.200 It's not looking good. 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:26.720 Get with him an now, get with him an hour 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:29.160 before she makes us have that miserable son of us, 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:30.040 Charlie boy, and. 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:31.920 It's no mucking around as well. At the stroke of 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:33.559 midnight tonight, she's done. 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:37.040 She's done. They fired the queen. That is ask Barbados. 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:40.000 It's like succession, isn't it. You gotta be so careful. 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:42.400 Now watch the Domino four. You lose Barbados, you have 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:44.840 New Zealand. Yes, Canada, you lose Australia. 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:47.800 Yeah, you wait, you'll suddenly see that she's out doing 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:50.480 press ups later on today squat Thrust. She'll been doing 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:54.120 dead lifts. No problems. It's been too long since we've 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:56.400 had any Neil Mitchell on this show. 0:07:56.520 --> 0:07:57.880 Neil watching, Neil Watch. 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:02.320 Mitchell Watch is by yesterday a caller who saw not 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:05.960 one alien ship, twenty things. You want to listen out 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:09.280 for just how Neil it actually when you first hear 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:12.160 the first fifteen twenty seconds, a strange noise he's making 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:16.720 is like an old man who's actually sleeping and snoring behind. 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:19.720 Now I saw something really strange up in the sky 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:21.760 last talking about USO. 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:24.400 All right, listen to this now right, as if he's 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:26.240 snoring during his own show. 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:27.560 My Hi, Now, I. 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:30.640 Saw something really strange up in the sky last night, 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:35.439 talking about USO. No, seriously, My sister was with me. 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:39.079 It having about ten PLUSB ten. I live in Yale. 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:42.760 It was a beautiful night last night, and I thought 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:45.720 the dog out for a little and we were standing 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:48.920 there reminiscing about our holidays. We looked up into the 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:55.240 sky and we saw about twenty lights, all information coming 0:08:55.280 --> 0:09:00.000 from the west to the east, and then they disappeared 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.520 into what I said was a wormhole. 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:06.240 Oh well, black hole, I've gone. Oh Marley, you didn't 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:06.920 take a photograph of. 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:09.240 Marlon and the Mother's ship party? 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:10.280 Did you get a photograph? 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:11.920 Oh? 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:16.000 May I hang on you? 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:16.720 Sorry? 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:17.800 We both saw. 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:20.720 We had breakfast this morning and we were talking about 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:21.480 it this morning. 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:23.440 Well, you hang on fromm We'll get a contact point 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:25.079 for him. We get an answer. We're getting answer. I 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:29.320 have seen film, seeing photographs of it. I'm sure it's explicable. Okay, 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:30.960 public mood not good. 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:34.560 Also, three w do this a lot right? With any 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:36.480 call that go, we'll get your contact detail on that. 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:41.000 Like that. We know ever, So who is Neil Mitchell calling? 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:45.160 I've got I've got his old number, but I've got 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:46.679 some at the Pentagon. 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:51.480 So who is the contact teach? They have charts of eightiens. 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:52.600 Get contact number for that. 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:56.000 Christian Connell's Show podcast. 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:57.319 Twelve Days of Christmas. 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:02.040 Over twenty thousand dollars spend down at Chapel Street Precinct 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:05.040 this morning at places like Hucksterburger in Peran. 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:11.240 It's Christmas o'connalls twelve days of Christmas. 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:14.920 So today prize is one thousand dollars to spend on 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:17.840 Chapel Street Precinct at places like Hutsterburger, Paran. 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:18.360 You's got to. 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:22.520 Guess what the song is in the mornings, carry hokey. 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:33.400 Here's this morning song. It's a tough one. I doubt 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:35.319 any of you have noticed, but we've replaced the center 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:37.320 we had last week, and we really shouldn't have. 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:39.920 This is just a wheeze box, isn't it? 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:43.000 And it's so far from the original song knowing what 0:10:43.080 --> 0:10:44.480 it is, that's not it. 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:54.599 If you went to a department store and then a 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:57.160 sound to like that, you'd call Shakira, shuffle away, you 0:10:57.240 --> 0:10:58.280 keep go. 0:10:58.360 --> 0:11:08.280 Don't get close to it. No, what's getting that? It's 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:09.560 just a noise, isn't it? 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:10.040 Far away? 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:11.840 I'll tell you what. We'll try it like this. We 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:14.199 may have to give you clues, but let's just see. 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:19.000 No one's cooling. It's just a noise. It's like aod 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:30.000 dog whistle. No one is going to guess this. 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:33.479 This is the Christian o'connells show podcast. 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:40.960 It's Christmas o'connall's twelve Days of Christmas. Yeah, on the show. 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:43.240 Then over twenty thousand times for you to spend out 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:45.319 the iconic Chapel Street precinct. 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:48.320 Today it's a thousand dollars you can pay. Maybe go 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:51.720 to someone a Huckstaburger paran where you can smash. 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:53.920 Over fifty burgers in one sitting. I don't think they 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:56.560 mean that you actually try and have all fifty and 0:11:56.600 --> 0:12:01.559 one sitting at a Hucksterburger paran. All right, so Toby's 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:04.440 you got to guess the song and this is just 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:06.160 a noise. I don't know how we think you're going 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:10.000 to guess the song from this. It's Santa doing carry 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:22.600 hokey again today? What song is this? We have some guesses. Gabby, 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:24.360 good morning, good morning. 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:25.000 How are you. 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:27.120 I'm good, Gabby. So you fantasy trying to guess what 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:27.920 that noise is? 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:30.960 Yes, I think I've got it. I think it's Blue 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:32.480 by Eifel sixty five. 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:35.240 Now what makes you recognize that in the noise? 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:37.439 So a bit of a weird story. 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:39.320 That was my favorite song. 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:42.000 So when I was in womb, he would actually play 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:44.559 it to me back through my mom's tumming. And then 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:47.680 when I followed a little baby, he would actually pad 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:50.959 rhythm mother on my bum to put me to sleep. 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:53.199 So it's part of my day. It runs through my 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:54.960 veins like anything else. 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:58.600 This is incredible. It is that song, by the way 0:12:58.640 --> 0:12:59.920 I mean here it is mixed together. 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:11.040 Gabby. You've won the thousand dollars and deserved it. But 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:13.120 I love the fact it's your dad's favorite song. 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:17.360 Yeah, and yet I've heard it growing up now and 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:19.520 I've heard it, yeah, probably every day. 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:21.320 Do you know if someone sung that to me and 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:24.319 I was in a womb, I'd stay in there? 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:29.599 What is out there? More of them? 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:33.280 You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast. 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:35.680 It's a It's a good sign when the guy opposite 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:39.200 for you is a slumped over his chair praying for help. 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:42.720 I've been there, poor guy, You're in so much pain. 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:45.520 It's seasy enough, and it's getting stiffers and stiffer as 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:48.160 we go. I pulled my back yesterday trying to do 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:50.840 a dead lift at the gym, which if you're not 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:52.880 doing it right, is a dangerous lift. 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:55.520 And then what a humiliating place to hurt it as well, 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:57.000 because those gyms. 0:13:56.679 --> 0:13:59.000 Are I'm already intimidated in there. 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:01.559 Seriously, when you go to a gym, there are two 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:03.800 types of people out. There are women there who relaxed, 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:06.960 who are comfortable in themselves and their self esteem. 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:09.280 And then there are men, mucho guys. And they're not men, 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:12.000 actually are they. We're boys. You're looking around at the 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:13.360 bigger boys. You know. 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:15.200 Even when I go into a locker room, I'm not 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:16.679 forty eight, I'm a teenager. 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:19.760 Oh they're going to see my bottle with me, with 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:26.360 the town, take my lunch money. There's a lot going. 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:28.280 It's fraught with tension in a gym. 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:30.240 It is so when I pulled my back yesterday, I 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:32.560 felt so vulnerable because you were paralyzed for a little 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:35.640 bit with pain, and when. 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:37.560 Those big apes could pick you up and have away 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:39.800 with you, use you as a beach ball. 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:44.240 There's nowhere to go that. I desperately wanted to stand 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:45.000 up and walk it off. 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:46.520 Were you really on the floor? 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:48.160 I was on the floor and then all I could 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:49.560 do is wrap my legs up to my chair. 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:50.920 And what were the other dudes doing? 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:51.440 They? 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:53.320 I mean, they look the other way. You don't want 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:54.600 to see a guy like that. 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:56.560 You know what it is? Actually, you're right. The women 0:14:56.720 --> 0:14:58.560 are the people who came out from me and said like, hey, 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:00.360 can I get you anything? I'll get your paneled again, 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:01.160 Johnny want. 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:02.720 To see it because they fear that could be then 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:05.360 one day they even talk about it, they could absorb 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:06.400 some of your weakness. 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:10.760 Can't stop my reps to help another, I will. 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:16.040 Be on the floor. Lived hard, Live hard? How long 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:17.160 were you down for? Oh? 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:17.960 Twenty minutes? 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:21.440 Oh wow? Yeah? What did Frankie boy do? He must 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:22.480 have felt so wonderful. 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:24.840 He was so he felt so bad because he said, 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:26.840 he was like, this shouldn't happen on my watch. I'm 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:27.800 sorry that this happened. 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:33.000 See again, the sun was going on. Oh my goose, goose. 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:36.600 I bet if there was a way for him to 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:38.000 sacrifice himself and take it. 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:40.200 Yeah, all be your fraid. 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:42.800 I'm just smashed right back up, Jack so we can 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:48.240 be down there together, brothers. Anyway, it's amazing whenever you 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:51.120 talk about knackering backs, right, you don't. 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:53.520 Say you've hurt your back. You actually f word. Actually, 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:56.600 because I even I swapt I felt so sorry. J Yes, 0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:58.760 I swat message with him and said to our wife 0:15:58.920 --> 0:15:59.840 Jackson a lot of patient. 0:15:59.880 --> 0:16:02.160 Will you know when he's f his back? That is 0:16:02.240 --> 0:16:05.680 the Latin medical term. It's the only word. It's so bad. 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:07.880 You can't use mild language, Rob, But for this morning 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:10.240 on the Monor show, we must use mild language. 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:10.480 Right. 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:13.200 But he said, I've knackered my back, don't you say so? 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:15.440 One O this morning? Where did you nack your back? 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:18.280 I didn't mind lifting the couch and had to actually 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:20.640 get taken into hospital and kund do the show for 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:22.960 three days. So I do know, Jackie boy feels you 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:26.520 did yours in the gym. Yep, my friend Iris Johnny, 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:28.600 who like your friend Jeremy the vegetarian. 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:30.240 Guess what is Irish? 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:30.600 Irish? 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:31.520 He's actually in my phone. 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:34.680 It's Irish Johnny. I've known him like twenty years. I 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:36.920 know he's Irish. If you only speaks to him, it's 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:40.560 crystal clear. Johnny is still Irish. But to me, Johnny, 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:43.280 when we were single, we were. 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:44.800 In a I think the kids used to call it 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:45.800 disco thecky. 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:50.440 While swing in London, and he when he was drunk, 0:16:50.480 --> 0:16:51.400 he used to do the splits. 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:53.280 But as he got older, you can't be doing that. 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:55.280 And then that was the last time. 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:57.960 Irish Johnny did the splits on the dead floor, on 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:01.240 the dance floor. And you know, when someone's painstry away, 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:03.120 it's terrible. Your first reaction is. 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:07.760 To laugh, uncontrol of me. I have no regret to 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:11.560 this day, Iris Johnny. And he was screaming. 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:14.320 I just thought he's mucking around, or he'd bashed his 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:16.720 balls or something like that, you know, But no. 0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:21.439 Johnny, Irish Johnny could actually get up. He had actually 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:23.520 had surgery on his back. He done it so bad 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:24.920 and he tore his ars. 0:17:25.960 --> 0:17:28.400 He actually tore one of his glute muscles. He had 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:30.840 to get an ambulance. And it is awful. You've ever 0:17:30.840 --> 0:17:33.280 been in a nightclub where they turn the lights. 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:36.560 On, music off in a nightclub is the weirdest environment 0:17:36.600 --> 0:17:37.160 you've ever been. 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:40.080 People who were about to get it on together when 0:17:40.119 --> 0:17:41.159 they see the old light. 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:44.560 You're not six or nine. 0:17:47.320 --> 0:17:50.160 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:53.480 Jack Post is living on a prayer. He's not sitting down, 0:17:53.520 --> 0:17:56.680 He's pacing up and down. Many of you will relate 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:59.400 to this. He has really hurt his back. 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:03.959 Doing dead lifts in the gym, not concentrating and not 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:04.879 looking after. 0:18:04.680 --> 0:18:07.840 His back or his form. And you've you've really, you've 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:08.800 really knacked your back. 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:10.720 Yeah, it's in pain, and I've got to keep moving 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:14.000 around because if I sit down, the longer I stay still, 0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:15.960