WEBVTT - Ep 130: Alpha Papa 0:00:00.689 --> 0:00:04.900 Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two 0:00:04.960 --> 0:00:10.200 young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast. 0:00:10.380 --> 0:00:15.520 Its purpose, to attract mates. And by mates, we mean listeners. 0:00:15.700 --> 0:00:18.540 They're both married, so please don't slide into their DMs. 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:21.300 Their names are Ben and Liam. 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:23.660 G'day there, podcaster. 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:28.400 Gang, gang, gang. Hopefully you had fun. A splendid weekend. 0:00:28.900 --> 0:00:32.050 Not a spook-themed show, sadly. We'll have to wait another 0:00:32.090 --> 0:00:37.390 year for that. But welcome to Alpha Papa. We are 0:00:37.409 --> 0:00:41.190 in November now. Sorry, Matt, are you watching Reels during 0:00:41.229 --> 0:00:41.890 my spiel? 0:00:41.990 --> 0:00:46.410 Not Reels. I'm watching Ben and Liam Pod Squad videos 0:00:46.470 --> 0:00:47.790 posted by Chef. 0:00:48.090 --> 0:00:51.930 Okay, I suppose that's technically work. No, that's the right 0:00:51.950 --> 0:00:53.980 place for it. Is there any sort of tidbits that 0:00:53.990 --> 0:00:54.840 you wanted to mention? 0:00:55.090 --> 0:00:57.520 Let's get stuck into it after we've enjoyed the podcast. 0:00:57.700 --> 0:01:00.560 I got a good tidbit, like a good weekend tidbit 0:01:00.580 --> 0:01:06.560 that involves Producer Bell. Yep. So we'll get to that 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:10.620 after the pod. Ben, my wife, Sarah, and I, we're 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:13.280 not parents, and we looked after our nephew a couple 0:01:13.300 --> 0:01:16.060 of weeks ago for the very first time, and I 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:18.900 was pretty cocky, I think, safe to say. 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:22.790 I think you said, and I quote, Liam Sableton, parenting's easy. 0:01:23.190 --> 0:01:23.450 Mm-hmm. 0:01:23.709 --> 0:01:24.380 No, I did say that. 0:01:24.810 --> 0:01:26.000 What are they always whinging about? 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:27.380 Yeah, I also said that. 0:01:27.450 --> 0:01:27.610 Yep. 0:01:28.830 --> 0:01:33.820 Now, I didn't tell you this, but last weekend, we 0:01:33.860 --> 0:01:34.780 had our nephew again. 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:35.119 Yep. 0:01:35.780 --> 0:01:39.380 Got humbled a bit. Okay? He was very sick. Hadn't 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:41.539 seen his mum in a few days. Mm-hmm. Was doing 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:42.940 that kind of crunchy kid cough. 0:01:44.459 --> 0:01:44.660 Yeah. 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:45.940 Like right into your mouth. 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:46.220 Yeah. 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:48.650 And I was like- You got to smile and take it. 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:50.000 You got to smile and take it. 0:01:50.380 --> 0:01:51.780 You all right, mate? 0:01:52.550 --> 0:01:54.690 Screamed the house down. I think at one point was 0:01:54.750 --> 0:01:57.270 crying for maybe 20 minutes and I just felt so bad. 0:01:57.290 --> 0:01:58.750 I was like, oh, God, what do we do? It 0:01:58.770 --> 0:02:00.310 was just hot and sweaty. It was so sick. You 0:02:00.330 --> 0:02:01.590 know what I mean? It's just snotty. You just couldn't 0:02:01.650 --> 0:02:06.290 calm down. And I was thinking maybe I didn't have 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:09.040 it in me, you know, and maybe this parenting thing 0:02:09.740 --> 0:02:13.000 is hard. And I didn't say anything. I just sort 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:17.669 of quietly went about your business. No need to. Report 0:02:17.710 --> 0:02:18.109 that back. 0:02:18.190 --> 0:02:20.350 That's the best thing about being a parent is, you know, 0:02:20.470 --> 0:02:22.590 you can tell people about your good days. Don't tell 0:02:22.610 --> 0:02:25.169 anyone about your bad days. Keep it to yourself. 0:02:25.690 --> 0:02:31.850 Well, these two sort of little testers really were there 0:02:31.940 --> 0:02:35.700 to prepare ourselves for the weekend that was my brother-in-law 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:37.620 and sister-in-law were away this weekend for a wedding. So 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:41.020 we had him like all day, Saturday, Sunday and overnight. 0:02:41.139 --> 0:02:44.000 So we're really just trying to like warm up before that. 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:48.440 And I got to say, Parenting's easy again. 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:49.459 Parenting's easy. 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:52.820 I've got a full head of steam. I questioned myself 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:54.340 for a little bit there last week, and I was like, 0:02:54.380 --> 0:02:56.690 maybe this thing's pretty hard. But I've got to say, 0:02:56.710 --> 0:03:01.230 I think I'm a natural. I am Alpha Papa. 0:03:01.470 --> 0:03:01.710 Yes. 0:03:02.490 --> 0:03:03.290 Alpha Papa. 0:03:03.389 --> 0:03:04.160 How did it go? 0:03:04.290 --> 0:03:10.060 It went great. Honestly, loads of fun. No tears. Did 0:03:10.090 --> 0:03:11.839 my first number two nappy. 0:03:11.900 --> 0:03:12.140 Yeah. 0:03:12.300 --> 0:03:15.940 That was confronting. Yeah. Used about 15 baby wipes. I 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:17.820 don't know if you get better at using less of them, 0:03:17.860 --> 0:03:19.720 but you just sort of, you just got to try. 0:03:19.740 --> 0:03:23.380 It was a big, it was a big load, you know. 0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:23.940 Big pupper. 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:27.859 Oh yeah. Yeah. Um, but no, it was great. I mean, 0:03:27.900 --> 0:03:30.380 he was just chill, uh, fed him dinner. He sat 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:33.340 up at the table with us when we were eating dinner. Um, 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:35.800 he can say spoon now. So he said, he kept 0:03:35.820 --> 0:03:37.860 saying spoon and I'd give him the spoon and he 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:39.160 would eat. Then he was giving me a little bit 0:03:39.190 --> 0:03:40.750 to his pasta. He was like feeding me. 0:03:40.790 --> 0:03:41.650 This is great. 0:03:41.690 --> 0:03:44.150 This is awesome. And then he was like yawning at dinner. 0:03:44.270 --> 0:03:46.570 I was like, oh, well, you know, it's time to, 0:03:47.010 --> 0:03:48.450 to go to bed. Now this is the tricky bit, 0:03:48.510 --> 0:03:51.640 getting him down with sort of, um, Rachel, my sister-in-law, 0:03:51.660 --> 0:03:53.080 it's sort of like, you know, printed out all these 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:56.620 notes and that sort of thing. And so I, uh, I, 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:59.210 you know, I took him into the room. And read 0:03:59.250 --> 0:04:00.550 about five books. Yeah. 0:04:00.690 --> 0:04:00.950 Yeah. 0:04:01.170 --> 0:04:02.910 We got through it. Piranhas Don't Eat Bananas. 0:04:03.110 --> 0:04:05.730 Oh, I love that. Piranhas Don't Eat Bananas. 0:04:05.750 --> 0:04:07.090 It's a good one. It's a good one. 0:04:07.210 --> 0:04:07.670 Love that book. 0:04:07.690 --> 0:04:10.630 The Wrong Book, Nicholas Ickel. You've read that? It's a 0:04:10.650 --> 0:04:12.970 good one. Possum Magic, you know, some of the classics. 0:04:13.690 --> 0:04:17.089 Grumpy Monkey. And at this point, he was out cold. 0:04:17.470 --> 0:04:20.270 He was asleep on me. And then I decided to 0:04:20.380 --> 0:04:24.080 do the sort of move to the cot. You know, 0:04:24.100 --> 0:04:25.320 he's 18 months old. 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:28.180 Can I just say, if anyone listening... I have never 0:04:28.260 --> 0:04:32.220 had a child, I have two, fall asleep from reading books. 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:35.360 That's awesome. Oh, really? I've never had that. I'm Alpha Papa. 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:36.140 I am Alpha Papa. 0:04:36.180 --> 0:04:39.100 I could read books for an hour, two even. My 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:40.020 son would not fall asleep. 0:04:40.080 --> 0:04:45.090 Yeah, he was out. I must be really boring. He 0:04:45.110 --> 0:04:50.050 must have seen the latest GFK survey. Anyway, so I 0:04:50.230 --> 0:04:52.150 get to the point where I'm moving my little nephew 0:04:52.170 --> 0:04:54.920 Jack over to the cot. Yeah. As soon as he 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:59.659 senses the weight shift. The inertia. Bang. Screaming. 0:05:00.140 --> 0:05:01.020 Crying. Yeah. 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:03.960 He's standing up in the cot, kind of like last 0:05:03.990 --> 0:05:09.669 weekend when he was sick. Like, hyperventilating, crying, screaming. Sarah, 0:05:10.190 --> 0:05:12.970 my wife, she's fritzing out. Let's get him out of 0:05:13.010 --> 0:05:14.550 the cot. Let's get him out of the cot. 0:05:14.570 --> 0:05:15.130 Where were you? 0:05:15.230 --> 0:05:17.600 I was sitting there. I was like, let's just wait 0:05:17.620 --> 0:05:18.000 this out. 0:05:18.060 --> 0:05:18.200 Yeah. 0:05:18.770 --> 0:05:20.250 And she, because we were saying like, oh, you know, 0:05:20.270 --> 0:05:22.239 he might cry for a bit. And then she folded 0:05:22.540 --> 0:05:24.040 like a deck chair. She was like, just get him out. 0:05:24.060 --> 0:05:25.600 She was like, why don't I lie in the cot 0:05:25.620 --> 0:05:26.880 with him? I was like, let's not do that. Because 0:05:27.100 --> 0:05:29.480 what's going to happen? I'll get him out. I'll read 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:31.960 the books. He'll fall asleep. We'll put him back. We'll 0:05:31.980 --> 0:05:34.820 be in the same situation again. Alpha Papa had the foresight. 0:05:35.380 --> 0:05:36.920 I didn't want to be doing that routine all night. 0:05:37.460 --> 0:05:41.000 So I said, and look, you know, calm waters never 0:05:41.060 --> 0:05:43.690 made for a skilled sailor. I told Sarah, the captain's 0:05:43.750 --> 0:05:44.190 at the helm. 0:05:44.470 --> 0:05:44.799 All right. 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:48.240 I said, deckhand, you go scrub the poop deck. I'll 0:05:48.260 --> 0:05:49.120 get us through the storm. 0:05:49.140 --> 0:05:49.659 Okay. 0:05:50.220 --> 0:05:51.760 So he was crying a lot. I sat on the 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:54.700 same chair. I got out where the wild things are. 0:05:55.060 --> 0:05:58.800 I got out Elmer the Elephant. First whole book, crying 0:05:58.860 --> 0:06:05.770 at me. Then it's moved to a whimper. The next book, quiet, 0:06:05.870 --> 0:06:06.650 still standing up. 0:06:06.730 --> 0:06:06.850 Yep. 0:06:07.339 --> 0:06:10.900 Book after that, on his knees, getting bored again. Then 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:13.440 he sort of was like doing this weird crumpled, like 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:17.080 his head was sort of down. And I just kept reading. 0:06:17.100 --> 0:06:18.060 It's like me as your co-host. 0:06:18.180 --> 0:06:19.320 Yeah, this is it. 0:06:19.820 --> 0:06:24.039 Then I started like slowly whispering the books, fading down 0:06:24.100 --> 0:06:29.500 the light. Bang. 11 hours sleep. Woke up the next morning. 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:33.140 How you doing? Have your Weet-Bix. See you later. 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:33.760 Nice. 0:06:34.730 --> 0:06:36.430 I don't know why you guys complain about it all 0:06:36.450 --> 0:06:36.730 the time. 0:06:36.750 --> 0:06:39.350 Do you know what I'm saying? Now do it again 0:06:39.690 --> 0:06:44.240 seven days a week, 52 weeks a year, until they're 18. 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:44.740 Okay. 0:06:44.860 --> 0:06:48.219 Well, I mean, if you need to read Piranhas Don't 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:51.360 Eat Bananas when they're 17, I think you've got other problems. 0:06:51.380 --> 0:06:53.080 We should spend more time talking about how good that 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:53.940 book is. 0:06:54.380 --> 0:06:55.520 That is a belter. 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:57.539 I bet you'd like some juicy plums. 0:06:58.160 --> 0:07:04.130 No, I like bums. Yeah, I'm familiar. Well, some burglars 0:07:04.290 --> 0:07:07.270 got the shock of their life when they were mid-burgling. 0:07:07.950 --> 0:07:15.320 And who walked in? None other than Anakin Skywalker. Yep. 0:07:16.460 --> 0:07:19.840 Hayden Christensen, the actor who played Anakin Skywalker, who becomes 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:21.740 Darth Vader if you're not familiar with the Star Wars 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:24.190 franchise in Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones and Revenge 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:27.370 of the Sith. He walked out, man. He was getting burgled. 0:07:28.070 --> 0:07:32.900 And you know what happened? The guy said, Sorry, Hayden Christensen. 0:07:32.940 --> 0:07:35.540 We'll put all the stuff back. They must have been fans. 0:07:35.740 --> 0:07:37.680 I'd do the same thing if I saw standing in 0:07:37.700 --> 0:07:39.480 the doorway Darth Vader and he said. 0:07:39.740 --> 0:07:43.160 You underestimate my power. I'll kill them all. 0:07:43.660 --> 0:07:45.780 Not just the men and the women. 0:07:45.670 --> 0:07:48.370 And the children. He's a scary, when he gets that 0:07:48.430 --> 0:07:49.990 scary sort of voice on. Yeah. 0:07:50.450 --> 0:07:51.250 And I hate them. 0:07:51.670 --> 0:07:53.950 You know, you'd be like, ooh, you know, I don't 0:07:54.010 --> 0:07:56.090 sort of, I don't sort of want to play like that. 0:07:56.290 --> 0:07:59.010 If Master Obi-Wan caught me doing this, he'd be very grumpy. 0:07:59.390 --> 0:08:00.210 And I'm very grumpy. 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:01.560 Grains of sand. 0:08:02.700 --> 0:08:04.320 Yeah, so they put all the stuff back. 0:08:04.500 --> 0:08:04.690 Yep. 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:10.250 And then supposedly he said, look, if you guys need 0:08:10.750 --> 0:08:13.130 some clothes, I'll give you some clothes, a pair of shoes, 0:08:13.430 --> 0:08:14.950 and he offered to take them to the train station. 0:08:15.290 --> 0:08:16.990 I think there's a bit of mayo on that story. 0:08:17.030 --> 0:08:18.510 It does seem like there's a little bit of mayo, 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:23.220 but I'm getting the vibe that maybe these people were 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:27.960 a little down on their luck rather than just you know, 0:08:27.980 --> 0:08:31.040 I don't know, big burly burglars. I don't know. They 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:34.400 apologize and he seemed to pity them a little bit. 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:37.590 So I don't think he's like, you know, charged them 0:08:37.610 --> 0:08:39.870 with anything and they all sort of called it a day. 0:08:39.900 --> 0:08:41.790 It's nice to know there's still light in his heart. 0:08:42.230 --> 0:08:44.310 Well, that's it. Because famously he was turned to the 0:08:44.330 --> 0:08:46.689 dark side when both of his legs and one of 0:08:46.710 --> 0:08:48.610 his arms were chopped off on the Mustafar system. 0:08:48.630 --> 0:08:53.110 But then ultimately in the dying moments of his life 0:08:53.210 --> 0:08:53.610 comes good. 0:08:53.970 --> 0:08:57.810 Yes, because he throws Palpatine over the railing. 0:08:57.910 --> 0:09:00.110 Yeah, and he's there as a charred little ember talking 0:09:00.130 --> 0:09:00.570 to his son. 0:09:00.590 --> 0:09:01.250 You guys know. 0:09:01.970 --> 0:09:02.450 You know. 0:09:02.490 --> 0:09:04.469 You have to explain Star Wars to me. 0:09:04.470 --> 0:09:06.810 You have to explain the entire franchise and then how 0:09:06.850 --> 0:09:08.590 Disney ruined it and Palpatine came back. 0:09:08.650 --> 0:09:09.210 Of course. 0:09:09.230 --> 0:09:11.150 Turns out he wasn't dead. 0:09:11.590 --> 0:09:14.550 Palpatine's returned. No one saw that coming because it shouldn't 0:09:14.570 --> 0:09:17.569 have come. That's one thing we can all agree on. 0:09:17.929 --> 0:09:23.410 Should we do 13-106-5? Were you home when the burglar 0:09:23.470 --> 0:09:26.330 came in? Because that'll happen. Your house will get burgled. 0:09:26.370 --> 0:09:28.150 You know, you might be away for Christmas and you'll 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:28.580 come home. 0:09:28.630 --> 0:09:29.100 No, no. 0:09:29.550 --> 0:09:32.600 The window's been smashed. They've, you know, taken some jewellery 0:09:32.620 --> 0:09:37.100 or the TV. But different story if you're in the 0:09:37.140 --> 0:09:40.860 house and the burglar's there. I don't know what you would... Yeah, 0:09:40.900 --> 0:09:41.160 I don't know. 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:41.620 I don't know. 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:43.900 I don't know if I would. 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:47.640 You'd really hope you'd get the home alone... Burglars, where 0:09:47.660 --> 0:09:49.200 they're a bit cartoonish and dopey. 0:09:49.420 --> 0:09:50.839 Yeah, and you can just put some marbles out in 0:09:50.860 --> 0:09:53.660 the ground and they're like... Yep. Slip over and, yeah, 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:55.189 then you, like, hit them with an iron or something 0:09:55.210 --> 0:09:56.730 like that. Yeah, not the ones that are like, this 0:09:56.770 --> 0:09:57.690 is a home invasion. 0:09:57.750 --> 0:09:57.990 Yeah. 0:09:58.590 --> 0:10:00.980 We're going to chop your hand off. if you don't, like, 0:10:01.059 --> 0:10:04.240 let us... Call the police. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But, 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:04.819 I don't know. 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:05.580 Did you have one? 0:10:05.580 --> 0:10:06.240 131065, were you home. 0:10:09.809 --> 0:10:13.270 When the burglar came in, maybe you confronted them. Maybe 0:10:13.290 --> 0:10:15.410 it was a similar thing here. Like, it was just 0:10:15.429 --> 0:10:17.710 a bit of a de-escalation. They were like, look, sorry 0:10:17.750 --> 0:10:18.109 about that. 0:10:18.350 --> 0:10:18.829 My bad. 0:10:19.050 --> 0:10:20.600 I'll leave. 0:10:20.750 --> 0:10:24.260 Imagine if they got the guy that played Jar Jar. 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:24.660 Yeah. 0:10:24.700 --> 0:10:28.440 Yeah. Always good to work some stuff. 0:10:28.500 --> 0:10:30.400 Or the guy who played Watto. Yeah. 0:10:37.980 --> 0:10:40.260 Jodie, do you have the ick or are you enjoying 0:10:40.300 --> 0:10:41.820 the Star Wars voices? 0:10:42.540 --> 0:10:43.140 Enjoying it. 0:10:43.380 --> 0:10:43.920 Oh, wonderful. 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:46.780 Give her some salacious big crumb. 0:10:48.820 --> 0:10:49.320 Sorry, Jodie. 0:10:49.340 --> 0:10:53.830 He's asking me to do the Kowakian spider monkey, the 0:10:53.870 --> 0:10:55.690 monkey lizard that lives with Jabba the Hutt. 0:10:55.710 --> 0:10:58.530 It's more just a laugh. 0:10:58.570 --> 0:11:00.110 He speaks in Huttese, though, of course. 0:11:00.130 --> 0:11:00.750 Jodie is enjoying it. 0:11:00.750 --> 0:11:02.370 Which I could give you a bit of Huttese. Would 0:11:02.390 --> 0:11:03.510 you like some Jabba the Hutt? 0:11:04.210 --> 0:11:04.350 Yes. 0:11:05.270 --> 0:11:10.490 Yeah, all right. That'll do us. I think that'll do us. Jodie, 0:11:10.530 --> 0:11:13.500 so were you home when the burglar came in? 0:11:14.220 --> 0:11:16.340 Yes, and we slept right through it, the whole family. 0:11:16.820 --> 0:11:17.540 Oh, really? 0:11:18.330 --> 0:11:19.790 They stole the car. 0:11:19.630 --> 0:11:20.770 And even had a beer. 0:11:21.420 --> 0:11:23.620 Wow, I wonder if everyone slept through it and, like, 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:26.059 secretly your husband was awake but he didn't want to 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:28.760 do anything with it. So he's like, oh, wow, crazy, none. 0:11:28.700 --> 0:11:31.500 Of us woke up. Yeah, no, yeah, same. 0:11:31.540 --> 0:11:35.020 Don't wake up, don't wake up, don't wake up. Pretty 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:35.910 sure someone's stealing the. 0:11:35.910 --> 0:11:36.689 Car right now. 0:11:36.710 --> 0:11:40.830 Yeah, I'd probably do the same. Oh, jeez, that's wild. Alison, 0:11:41.610 --> 0:11:42.910 you were home when the burglars came? 0:11:43.740 --> 0:11:46.070 We were coming home, yeah. So we had a one-way in, 0:11:46.170 --> 0:11:49.050 one-way out driveway. Pulling up, we see this car coming 0:11:49.070 --> 0:11:51.690 down the driveway and we're like, what the hell? And then, yeah, 0:11:51.750 --> 0:11:54.220 so next minute they all legged it out of the 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:56.520 car because they couldn't get anywhere else. So, yeah, and 0:11:56.540 --> 0:11:59.840 then they had all our stuff in the car. Oh, really? Yeah, 0:12:00.020 --> 0:12:00.939 it was scary. 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:03.410 Did you ever, like, find the people? Or I'm assuming 0:12:03.429 --> 0:12:04.949 this car might have been stolen as well. 0:12:06.179 --> 0:12:08.420 Well, no, the police went looking for them, but I 0:12:08.420 --> 0:12:09.339 don't think they got caught. 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:09.719 So, yeah. 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:11.440 But we got all our stuff back and we had 0:12:11.460 --> 0:12:12.040 a spare car. 0:12:12.340 --> 0:12:14.829 You got home in the nick of time. If anything, 0:12:14.870 --> 0:12:19.290 you robbed them. Sharon, in your longer downs, your home 0:12:19.309 --> 0:12:20.070 when the burglars came. 0:12:22.870 --> 0:12:23.929 Whoa, the button just broke. 0:12:24.050 --> 0:12:24.290 Sorry. 0:12:24.309 --> 0:12:24.970 Sorry, Sharon. 0:12:25.010 --> 0:12:26.430 The button's fallen off the thing. 0:12:26.460 --> 0:12:27.580 The button fell off the desk. 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:28.770 So sorry about that. I can hear you now. 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:29.620 I think we've got you now, though. 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:31.100 Can you hear me? 0:12:31.140 --> 0:12:31.760 Yeah, gotcha. 0:12:31.980 --> 0:12:32.120 Yep. 0:12:32.950 --> 0:12:33.870 No, I was in bed. 0:12:33.910 --> 0:12:36.030 It was about 3 o'clock on a hot summer night 0:12:36.510 --> 0:12:37.650 in bed with my girls. 0:12:37.670 --> 0:12:39.330 Oh, my girls were in their room asleep. 0:12:39.350 --> 0:12:43.360 We'd just finished watching the tennis grand finals. 0:12:43.510 --> 0:12:44.980 Or whatever it was, the finals. 0:12:45.130 --> 0:12:45.699 Who was playing? 0:12:45.740 --> 0:12:47.300 No, I'm joking. 0:12:47.380 --> 0:12:48.980 I can't remember, but yeah. 0:12:49.380 --> 0:12:52.640 And my dog was barking in the kitchen. I went 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:54.820 out there because he never usually barks at that time 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:57.920 of the night. Went out there and I was seeing 0:12:57.980 --> 0:13:00.720 a shadow behind the curtain and there was someone in 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:03.200 my house. In the kitchen behind the curtain. 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:06.480 And first instinct, I just ran and pushed him straight 0:13:06.500 --> 0:13:10.219 back out the window. He had a knife. And he said, 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:11.140 where's your man? 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:13.180 And I said, I haven't got a man. 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:16.920 And my daughter came running out and she said, I said, 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:20.000 call the police. And I was screaming and he bolted. 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:22.040 That's horrific. 0:13:22.900 --> 0:13:23.339 It was. 0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:23.959 It was horrific. 0:13:23.980 --> 0:13:25.280 That's so scary. 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:25.980 Yeah. 0:13:26.020 --> 0:13:26.520 Oh, my gosh. 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:28.220 Yeah, standing in my knickers at the time. 0:13:29.090 --> 0:13:30.450 Yeah. 0:13:31.130 --> 0:13:33.500 But, yeah, no, it was so scary. 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:35.339 Yeah, that's just not... Yeah, it's like a lot of 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:37.640 them have been fun, but yours is quite serious. 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:39.400 Where's your man? Ooh. 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:40.540 Yeah, hectic. 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:40.979 Spooky. 0:13:41.220 --> 0:13:45.160 Spooky, spooky. Glad everyone's okay, though. Jo in Blair Athol, 0:13:45.179 --> 0:13:46.970 you were home when the burglar came in. 0:13:46.990 --> 0:13:48.949 Good morning, guys. 0:13:48.970 --> 0:13:51.910 Yes, my husband and I were back in the day 0:13:51.929 --> 0:13:55.390 trying to get pregnant, so I came home and I 0:13:55.450 --> 0:13:55.870 could hear. 0:13:56.450 --> 0:13:57.810 You know, moving around the house. 0:13:57.890 --> 0:13:58.730 I thought, oh, OK. 0:13:59.210 --> 0:14:00.910 Stripped off, totally naked. 0:14:01.470 --> 0:14:03.290 Yelled out, I'm immobulating. 0:14:03.350 --> 0:14:03.730 I'm ready. 0:14:03.809 --> 0:14:04.250 Take me. 0:14:04.490 --> 0:14:07.410 And went down the hallway, totally starkers and a random 0:14:07.429 --> 0:14:12.630 stranger standing there. So I froze and he froze. And 0:14:12.650 --> 0:14:15.120 we both stared at each other like, and then he 0:14:15.130 --> 0:14:17.199 just backed out the laundry door. And I was like, 0:14:17.620 --> 0:14:19.620 oh my God, I don't know who that was. 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:22.800 Also quite bold of you. Like it could have been, 0:14:22.820 --> 0:14:25.200 you know, like maybe someone got a trade in or 0:14:25.220 --> 0:14:28.580 God forbid it was a surprise birthday party for you 0:14:28.620 --> 0:14:30.840 and you've come in. I'm ovulating. 0:14:30.860 --> 0:14:32.140 I'm ovulating. 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:33.720 Completely naked. 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:34.200 Yeah. 0:14:34.540 --> 0:14:35.740 And then I just left the house. 0:14:36.350 --> 0:14:38.690 Yep, backs out the laundry door, and I don't know 0:14:38.810 --> 0:14:41.270 where he went, and we change our locks after that. 0:14:41.390 --> 0:14:44.250 Yeah, well, good thing you did. I mean, also great 0:14:44.290 --> 0:14:46.170 story for that guy. He's like, you never guessed right. 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:48.980 I was robbing this house, and the weirdest thing happened. 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:51.200 This lady walked in completely stark as. 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:52.960 Good on you, Joe. 0:14:54.660 --> 0:14:58.050 We're having a producer race today. Good morning, Producer Belle. 0:14:58.190 --> 0:14:59.050 Good morning. 0:14:59.130 --> 0:15:00.420 Good morning, Producer Steph. 0:15:00.460 --> 0:15:01.100 Good morning. 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:06.480 Now, if people have just tuned in, Firefox, an ad... 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:10.380 came out from them last week, and they're basically revisiting 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:14.680 all the internet memes of yesteryear. And we said we're 0:15:14.700 --> 0:15:17.240 going to have a race. So, Belle, you're on my team. 0:15:17.620 --> 0:15:19.710 I'm producer Steph. You're new to the team, but you're 0:15:19.900 --> 0:15:22.510 working with Ben. I think you had a day's head start. 0:15:22.630 --> 0:15:23.210 I did, yes. 0:15:23.550 --> 0:15:26.150 And we both suggested guys just go out, see if 0:15:26.170 --> 0:15:28.390 we can get an interview of one of these big 0:15:28.450 --> 0:15:29.190 names for the show. 0:15:29.250 --> 0:15:31.250 Now, can we get an update from you first, Steph? 0:15:31.290 --> 0:15:31.810 Where are you at? 0:15:32.540 --> 0:15:36.460 So I have messaged Noah Ritter. So he is the 0:15:36.570 --> 0:15:39.350 Apparently kid. Apparently. 0:15:39.810 --> 0:15:43.510 I've never been on live television before. Love the Apparently kid. 0:15:43.590 --> 0:15:47.380 I think I might have seen that because I believe 0:15:47.420 --> 0:15:50.220 you may have liked one of Noah Ritter's posts with 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:51.780 the Ben and Liam page. And then I saw on 0:15:51.820 --> 0:15:53.140 my Instagram page, I was like, we didn't like that. 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:53.580 And I was like, oh. 0:15:53.810 --> 0:15:56.190 Well, I thought that if I liked some of his stuff, 0:15:56.230 --> 0:15:58.130 I'd have more chance of getting it. Well, yeah. 0:15:58.190 --> 0:16:00.350 I get you. I get you. Establish a bit of 0:16:00.450 --> 0:16:01.130 a connection. 0:16:01.730 --> 0:16:06.180 Yeah. But I have a reply. I do have a reply. 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:06.620 Love that. 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:08.960 So things are moving and that's all I can say 0:16:08.980 --> 0:16:09.220 for now. 0:16:09.620 --> 0:16:09.920 Okay. 0:16:10.020 --> 0:16:12.100 So he's not closed off to it? 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:13.220 Not as of yet. 0:16:13.260 --> 0:16:14.420 Was it a warm reply? 0:16:14.460 --> 0:16:16.820 It was warm. He seems humble. He seems humble. 0:16:16.900 --> 0:16:17.020 Yeah. 0:16:17.540 --> 0:16:19.520 And you get the vibe that it's from him, not 0:16:19.540 --> 0:16:20.490 from like a manager? 0:16:20.590 --> 0:16:24.330 No, definitely him, I'm thinking, because I messaged him about 0:16:24.350 --> 0:16:26.390 some times and he said, I can't, I am working 0:16:26.430 --> 0:16:27.350 tonight at 9pm. 0:16:29.090 --> 0:16:31.610 I would have thought, being the apparently kid, he would 0:16:31.630 --> 0:16:33.950 never have to work again. But I suppose these are 0:16:33.970 --> 0:16:36.210 the questions we can ask the guy. So apparently he's 0:16:36.250 --> 0:16:38.070 never been on live television before. I wonder if he's 0:16:38.090 --> 0:16:39.120 been on live radio before. 0:16:39.130 --> 0:16:40.460 I was going to make the same joke, but you 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:40.990 beat me to it. 0:16:42.180 --> 0:16:44.859 All right, Producer Bell, who are you chasing? Where are 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:45.119 you at? 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:49.940 I have chosen to chase Tay Zonday, a.k.a. Chocolate Rain. 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:54.840 Chocolate Rain. I love Chocolate Rain. 0:16:54.900 --> 0:16:57.220 Now, I did use my personal account for this just 0:16:57.240 --> 0:16:59.020 because I thought I didn't want you guys, like you've 0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:01.460 seen with Steph's workings, I didn't want you to see 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:02.260 my workings. 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:03.140 All right. 0:17:03.260 --> 0:17:05.699 Now, yeah, I started 24 hours later. 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:06.660 That's right. 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:10.220 And I did message him and I have also gotten 0:17:10.270 --> 0:17:10.810 a reply. Ah. 0:17:11.619 --> 0:17:13.960 This is good, guys. This is, yeah, I think because 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:16.940 we said we'll give it till Thursday. Yeah. And we 0:17:16.980 --> 0:17:20.260 said if we don't get any. No, I do think 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:24.760 we said we'd, yeah, we'd have to terminate the contract. 0:17:24.820 --> 0:17:27.550 With the reply I got from Tay is he said, 0:17:27.710 --> 0:17:30.630 can you please send me like a link to the podcast? 0:17:30.670 --> 0:17:33.710 Because for some reason I can't find you guys on Spotify. 0:17:33.770 --> 0:17:36.050 So he has tried to listen to our podcast. And 0:17:36.070 --> 0:17:37.609 then I sent him the link and he has listened 0:17:37.630 --> 0:17:38.030 to it now. 0:17:38.690 --> 0:17:40.939 He only does podcasts he believes in. 0:17:40.980 --> 0:17:43.800 Well, then I also said, by the way, Liam is 0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:45.860 an extra big fan of you. And then I did 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:48.980 send him your profile because you've got almost 2 million followers. 0:17:49.100 --> 0:17:51.340 Did you send him the episode from three years ago 0:17:51.359 --> 0:17:53.919 where I sang the entirety of Chocolate Rain? No, but 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:59.609 I did say Liam. 0:17:58.109 --> 0:18:00.530 Has tried to sing the entire song, just so you know. 0:18:01.050 --> 0:18:02.110 And then I sent your profile. 0:18:02.430 --> 0:18:03.430 Wonderful. All right, well. 0:18:03.550 --> 0:18:05.670 And so hang on, is he just mulling it over? 0:18:05.790 --> 0:18:09.370 Yeah, no, he's also keen. It's now down to who 0:18:09.430 --> 0:18:10.590 can lock in a time. 0:18:10.410 --> 0:18:14.070 First between Steph and I. 0:18:14.090 --> 0:18:15.869 Apparently, kid, chocolate rain. 0:18:15.930 --> 0:18:18.359 If you were on the internet 20 years ago, this 0:18:18.410 --> 0:18:19.280 would be big for you. 0:18:19.320 --> 0:18:20.820 I love the idea of when we finally get one 0:18:20.840 --> 0:18:23.720 of those people, like another, like a rival radio station, 0:18:23.859 --> 0:18:25.600 tuning in to Kiss to go like, what are they doing? 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:26.119 What are they up to? 0:18:26.140 --> 0:18:27.320 We're interviewing chocolate rain. 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:32.720 A baby's moment. A chocolate drink. Surely we could play 0:18:32.740 --> 0:18:34.960 Chocolate Rain in full if we got him. Oh, absolutely. 0:18:34.980 --> 0:18:35.700 That'd be wonderful. 0:18:35.720 --> 0:18:36.940 Wow, that's the music department question. 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:39.680 Well, look, the race is red hot. Who's going to win? 0:18:39.700 --> 0:18:41.859 We'll find out hopefully tomorrow or the next day. A 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:46.590 few giggles in the studio because we're about to get 0:18:46.609 --> 0:18:47.770 hat number two. 0:18:47.810 --> 0:18:53.970 Liam's big summer of hats. Yes, that's right. It's Liam's 0:18:54.070 --> 0:18:58.860 big summer of hats incoming 1st of December. Just letting 0:18:58.880 --> 0:19:01.750 you know, I'll occasionally be wearing hats. I'm 30 years 0:19:01.770 --> 0:19:04.149 of age, never worn hats before. So I've got to 0:19:04.190 --> 0:19:06.070 find the right hat for my head. So I've got 0:19:06.090 --> 0:19:09.359 this little red curtain here. Behind me, there's a nondescript 0:19:09.390 --> 0:19:11.560 producer with a balaclava on so they don't distract from 0:19:11.580 --> 0:19:13.179 the hat. And they're holding this curtain in front of me. 0:19:13.340 --> 0:19:15.920 Some people have asked, is the balaclava necessary? 0:19:16.020 --> 0:19:16.260 It is. 0:19:16.600 --> 0:19:19.500 Because too many facial features distract from the hat. Of course. 0:19:19.960 --> 0:19:21.520 And then we might not get the right result. Are 0:19:21.540 --> 0:19:23.220 you ready for hat reveal number two? 0:19:23.340 --> 0:19:23.520 Yep. 0:19:23.540 --> 0:19:26.020 So, of course, just quickly, hat number one, I believe, 0:19:26.060 --> 0:19:27.280 got about a six out of ten. 0:19:27.359 --> 0:19:27.560 Yep. 0:19:27.619 --> 0:19:29.310 That was my World Cup hat, the hat that I've 0:19:29.330 --> 0:19:30.830 been wearing a lot. This is actually a new one, 0:19:30.850 --> 0:19:32.130 so I haven't actually worn this yet. 0:19:32.150 --> 0:19:32.230 Okay. 0:19:32.630 --> 0:19:32.990 Are you ready? 0:19:33.130 --> 0:19:33.670 Yep, I'm ready. 0:19:34.270 --> 0:19:35.270 Three, two, one. 0:19:36.600 --> 0:19:38.379 He's got on the pinstriped fedora. 0:19:42.119 --> 0:19:44.080 My name is Timberlake. 0:19:44.280 --> 0:19:48.250 I obviously hate it. It's obviously a joke, that. 0:19:48.590 --> 0:19:48.730 Is it? 0:19:48.770 --> 0:19:50.460 It doesn't even fit your head. mate. 0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:51.619 You never know because, you know. 0:19:51.740 --> 0:19:53.159 You've got the biggest head in the world. 0:19:53.880 --> 0:19:56.280 Well, or was this the man who had this fedora 0:19:56.300 --> 0:19:58.460 before me had the smallest head in the world before 0:19:58.480 --> 0:19:59.820 he died because it's from Savers? 0:19:59.840 --> 0:20:01.070 Of course, if you want to see it, we'll pop 0:20:01.090 --> 0:20:03.330 it up on the Ben and Liam Instagram. Can I 0:20:03.369 --> 0:20:06.820 try it on? Because on your head, it's like, It's struggling. 0:20:07.119 --> 0:20:08.760 It's sitting proud. It's sitting proud, for sure. 0:20:08.780 --> 0:20:11.720 It's sitting very proud. It looks like a child's hat. 0:20:12.100 --> 0:20:13.360 Okay, would you like to wear this hat? 0:20:13.420 --> 0:20:14.720 I'm just curious if it fits my head. 0:20:14.740 --> 0:20:16.940 I was going to say if it fits my head. Well, 0:20:16.960 --> 0:20:18.649 you've got to take your headphones off, but yeah, have a. 0:20:18.609 --> 0:20:18.949 Look at that. 0:20:18.970 --> 0:20:19.990 I know how to put a hat on, mate. 0:20:20.230 --> 0:20:20.450 Okay. 0:20:21.410 --> 0:20:24.870 It fits me perfectly. Fits me almost too good. 0:20:24.950 --> 0:20:26.630 Oh, now I'm jealous. He looks really good in that hat. 0:20:26.950 --> 0:20:27.810 It fits me well. 0:20:28.330 --> 0:20:28.869 Oh, damn. 0:20:29.340 --> 0:20:30.670 It's super snug, super comfy. 0:20:30.690 --> 0:20:32.260 Look, I think maybe we roll this hat out of 0:20:32.300 --> 0:20:34.199 my collection. This could be a good one for you. 0:20:34.260 --> 0:20:36.040 This could be a good one for you. All right. 0:20:36.260 --> 0:20:37.740 This could be a cool hat for you to wear 0:20:37.780 --> 0:20:40.220 like a leisurely hat on the weekends, that sort of thing. 0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:43.500 It's a very m'lady hat. 0:20:44.140 --> 0:20:44.460 Yeah. 0:20:44.480 --> 0:20:44.840 M'lady. 0:20:44.859 --> 0:20:46.000 Oh, I'd love to be able to tip it the 0:20:46.020 --> 0:20:48.340 fedora to my wife. Come home from work with a letter? 0:20:48.520 --> 0:20:50.580 Very like, hey, let's rip open a deck of Yu-Gi-Oh 0:20:50.619 --> 0:20:52.160 cards and hang out. 0:20:52.420 --> 0:20:54.990 Hey, don't touch my Yu-Gi-Oh cards before you wipe some 0:20:55.010 --> 0:20:56.530 of that Dorito dust off your hands there. 0:20:58.230 --> 0:20:59.950 All right, back to the drawing board for you, mate. 0:20:59.970 --> 0:21:00.510 Okay, that's fine. 0:21:00.670 --> 0:21:01.930 That is a no-go. 0:21:01.970 --> 0:21:05.530 I can't win them all. Donald Trump has just come 0:21:05.570 --> 0:21:09.659 out and claimed that no one knows Kamala Harris's last name. Kamala. 0:21:10.020 --> 0:21:11.680 Nobody knows her last name, by the way. 0:21:11.700 --> 0:21:14.840 Does anybody know her? They just call it Kamala. You know, 0:21:14.859 --> 0:21:16.760 if you ask somebody, let's do a test. How many 0:21:16.800 --> 0:21:17.920 people know her last name? 0:21:18.340 --> 0:21:22.390 Like about five. Kamala. You just call it Kamala. Kamala Harris. 0:21:22.869 --> 0:21:23.330 It's funny. 0:21:23.430 --> 0:21:26.889 It's a simple name like Harris, and nobody has a 0:21:26.990 --> 0:21:28.550 complicated name like Kamala. 0:21:28.570 --> 0:21:33.020 It's Kamala, Kamala, Kamala, Kamala. Nobody knows how to pronounce 0:21:33.100 --> 0:21:33.400 it yet. 0:21:33.460 --> 0:21:33.860 I don't know. 0:21:34.020 --> 0:21:36.260 And yet they remember Kamala, but they don't remember the 0:21:36.320 --> 0:21:36.800 name Harris. 0:21:37.810 --> 0:21:40.430 I think most people know it. Like, even here. He's riffing, 0:21:40.490 --> 0:21:41.520 isn't he? He's just gabbling, gabbling. 0:21:41.540 --> 0:21:42.080 He's just riffing. 0:21:42.119 --> 0:21:43.020 And they're eating it up. 0:21:43.359 --> 0:21:46.040 Woo, yeah, more, more, more. Gabbling, gabbling, gabbling. 0:21:46.080 --> 0:21:49.380 Gabbling, gabbling, gabbling. Yeah, he didn't rehearse that. That's just improv. 0:21:49.480 --> 0:21:53.240 That's just Trump improv. Well, this morning, we wanted to 0:21:53.260 --> 0:21:57.420 play a game of this. Did Trump Say It? Did 0:21:57.600 --> 0:22:01.399 Trump Say It? It's never a quiet week in the 0:22:01.440 --> 0:22:03.959 White House. Sandra in Holden Hill, good morning. How are you? 0:22:04.440 --> 0:22:05.139 Good morning. 0:22:05.180 --> 0:22:05.840 How are you both? 0:22:05.900 --> 0:22:07.449 Yeah, we're well. Thanks, Sandra. 0:22:07.530 --> 0:22:11.190 Now, I believe Liam has got five here of did 0:22:11.230 --> 0:22:14.550 Trump say it. So out of five, you're going to 0:22:14.570 --> 0:22:17.050 have to get four correct. 0:22:17.230 --> 0:22:18.090 Yeah. Okay. 0:22:18.540 --> 0:22:24.820 Okay. First one. I know words. I have the best words. True. 0:22:26.780 --> 0:22:27.380 He did say that. 0:22:27.600 --> 0:22:28.300 I know words. 0:22:28.320 --> 0:22:29.420 I have the best words. 0:22:31.790 --> 0:22:34.679 What about this? I looked at one hell of an 0:22:34.859 --> 0:22:38.419 ass before. Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss. 0:22:39.619 --> 0:22:39.869 False. 0:22:40.810 --> 0:22:44.630 Well, you'd be surprised. That was last week. 0:22:44.650 --> 0:22:46.830 By the way, I looked at one hell of a 0:22:46.869 --> 0:22:47.970 beautiful ass before. 0:22:47.990 --> 0:22:49.150 Nicki Minaj. 0:22:49.270 --> 0:22:52.369 That's hard to miss. Yeah, that's a fresh one. So 0:22:52.710 --> 0:22:54.490 I can see how you might have missed it. I 0:22:54.530 --> 0:22:56.530 don't know how I got away with that. Well, neither 0:22:56.550 --> 0:22:59.320 do we. But this is probably a good follow-up quote. 0:22:59.880 --> 0:23:05.710 Nobody has more respect for women than I do. Nobody. False. 0:23:07.470 --> 0:23:08.330 Oh, no, Sandra. 0:23:08.350 --> 0:23:10.550 You give him too much credit. You give him too 0:23:10.609 --> 0:23:11.689 much credit, Sandra. 0:23:11.750 --> 0:23:14.170 Nobody has more respect for women than I do. 0:23:14.280 --> 0:23:15.080 Oh, yeah, right. 0:23:15.130 --> 0:23:18.239 I feel bad because, Sandra, according to my rules, you've 0:23:18.260 --> 0:23:21.360 already bombed out. But I do, I like your vibe, Sandra. 0:23:21.380 --> 0:23:25.140 We'll keep you around. We'll keep you around, Sandra. Just 0:23:25.240 --> 0:23:27.720 try and not give him the benefit of the doubt. Okay. 0:23:27.760 --> 0:23:29.340 Chances are, he said it. 0:23:29.640 --> 0:23:31.800 I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and 0:23:31.940 --> 0:23:34.580 shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters. 0:23:35.310 --> 0:23:35.889 That's true. 0:23:36.810 --> 0:23:38.710 I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and 0:23:38.790 --> 0:23:40.570 shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters. 0:23:40.590 --> 0:23:43.230 What about this one? They're eating the dogs. The people 0:23:43.260 --> 0:23:46.439 that came in, they're eating the cats. True. 0:23:46.740 --> 0:23:48.159 They're eating the dogs. 0:23:48.320 --> 0:23:50.720 The people that came in, they're eating the cats. 0:23:50.740 --> 0:23:51.720 Yeah, they were all true. 0:23:52.060 --> 0:23:53.520 They're always all true. 0:23:53.540 --> 0:23:56.340 With him, unfortunately. 0:23:56.420 --> 0:23:57.380 Yeah. 0:23:57.400 --> 0:23:59.980 Sandra, still going to chuck you in the running to 0:24:00.000 --> 0:24:01.520 win that voucher. Thank you very much for playing. 0:24:01.640 --> 0:24:02.280 Thank you. 0:24:02.580 --> 0:24:03.080 You're welcome. 0:24:03.140 --> 0:24:06.870 No worries. Thanks, Sandra. Never have I felt as old 0:24:06.910 --> 0:24:11.330 as I did on the weekend, Liam. Now, you're 30 now. 0:24:11.570 --> 0:24:11.830 Mm-hmm. 0:24:12.070 --> 0:24:14.780 I'm in my early 30s. What am I, 33? 0:24:14.780 --> 0:24:17.220 You'll be 33 this month. 0:24:17.280 --> 0:24:17.500 Yeah. 0:24:17.920 --> 0:24:18.700 In like eight days. 0:24:18.960 --> 0:24:20.139 But I felt ancient. 0:24:20.180 --> 0:24:21.460 I remind him of his birthdays. 0:24:22.000 --> 0:24:26.180 I felt ancient on the weekend at the OTR. I 0:24:26.220 --> 0:24:29.260 filled up, went in, I got myself a coffee. And 0:24:29.280 --> 0:24:32.740 I was waiting for my coffee to be made. and 0:24:32.760 --> 0:24:34.660 there was this kid who was just in front of me, 0:24:34.720 --> 0:24:39.480 and he ordered a milkshake, which is nice. And so 0:24:39.520 --> 0:24:42.179 the kid's milkshake was done before my coffee, and the 0:24:42.220 --> 0:24:44.360 worker was like, here you go, gave him the milkshake, 0:24:44.500 --> 0:24:46.899 and the kid was like, thank you. And he was like, oh, 0:24:47.480 --> 0:24:50.030 there's no straw. And the worker was like, yeah, no, 0:24:50.050 --> 0:24:52.270 they're just there. And the kid was like, oh, sorry, 0:24:52.310 --> 0:24:52.609 thank you. 0:24:52.630 --> 0:24:53.629 He was very polite. 0:24:54.310 --> 0:24:57.510 And then the kid was like looking, and he was like, no, 0:24:57.530 --> 0:24:59.490 there's no straws. And he was like, yeah, they're just there. 0:25:00.090 --> 0:25:02.610 And I was looking. I could see the straw canister 0:25:02.869 --> 0:25:03.270 right there. 0:25:03.310 --> 0:25:03.450 Yeah. 0:25:03.770 --> 0:25:07.410 And the kid was like, oh, no, there's no straws. 0:25:07.650 --> 0:25:10.609 And he's like, no, they're in there. He'd never seen 0:25:10.650 --> 0:25:12.389 a straw dispenser. He's like, no, no, they're in there. 0:25:12.869 --> 0:25:16.010 And the kid was like, oh, I think it's empty. 0:25:16.030 --> 0:25:17.190 And he's like, no, no, they're in there. 0:25:17.230 --> 0:25:17.929 I know the straws are in there. 0:25:17.950 --> 0:25:18.340 Press the thing. 0:25:18.359 --> 0:25:18.600 Yeah. 0:25:18.650 --> 0:25:20.859 And the kid was like, oh. And so we're all 0:25:20.900 --> 0:25:25.040 thinking like, press the freaking thing, kid. And the little 0:25:25.060 --> 0:25:27.740 straw comes out. The kid was staring at it. 0:25:27.790 --> 0:25:29.870 He's like waving at it. He thinks it's like some 0:25:29.900 --> 0:25:30.890 sort of sensor thing. 0:25:31.130 --> 0:25:33.670 He thought it was this crazy invention. And so he 0:25:33.710 --> 0:25:35.770 started trying to come at it from the top to 0:25:35.790 --> 0:25:36.490 take the lid off. 0:25:36.570 --> 0:25:37.840 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 0:25:37.850 --> 0:25:38.910 What are you doing, man? 0:25:39.230 --> 0:25:40.770 He's talking to it like it's Siri. 0:25:41.070 --> 0:25:42.430 Yeah, hey Siri, one straw please. 0:25:42.450 --> 0:25:46.930 Hey Siri, one straw please. Make it plastic. Yeah. 0:25:47.010 --> 0:25:49.070 And then I went, and the little straw fell out. 0:25:49.109 --> 0:25:50.050 And he's like, oh, thank you. 0:25:50.940 --> 0:25:51.939 What has the world come to? 0:25:51.980 --> 0:25:53.379 He'd never seen a straw dispenser. 0:25:53.400 --> 0:25:57.160 These kids these days, just used to getting a straw 0:25:57.440 --> 0:25:59.030 in the shake already? 0:25:59.240 --> 0:25:59.510 Yeah. 0:26:00.250 --> 0:26:01.430 Ah, crazy. 0:26:02.070 --> 0:26:04.750 That is crazy. To be fair though, you don't see 0:26:04.850 --> 0:26:07.030 straw dispensers too often these days. 0:26:08.359 --> 0:26:10.520 No, I think you do, you just don't think about it, right? 0:26:10.540 --> 0:26:11.719 Because when you get a straw, where do you get 0:26:11.740 --> 0:26:15.139 it from? I think they normally give it to you 0:26:15.180 --> 0:26:17.900 in there. For me, it's such a background thing. It's 0:26:17.960 --> 0:26:19.840 so like that's a straw dispenser. You don't think about 0:26:19.859 --> 0:26:21.590 it when you do use it. But then again, I 0:26:21.609 --> 0:26:23.330 don't really get stuff with straws in it, really. It's 0:26:23.350 --> 0:26:25.989 more of a milkshake thing. I feel like when you're 0:26:26.010 --> 0:26:28.669 a kid and you have more milkshakes, you're dispensing straws. 0:26:28.990 --> 0:26:29.370 Well, yeah. 0:26:29.390 --> 0:26:31.770 I mean, if he's onto it, if it's, you know, 0:26:31.810 --> 0:26:33.530 like for the refills, you just bring the cup. 0:26:34.690 --> 0:26:38.080 That's Hungry Jack's, yeah. I think they're doing that on OTR. 0:26:38.100 --> 0:26:39.960 You can't bring your cup back and go, fill me up, sir. 0:26:40.760 --> 0:26:41.660 I brought my cup back. 0:26:41.720 --> 0:26:44.060 More milkshake, please. That would be a good deal if 0:26:44.100 --> 0:26:45.179 they did that, if there was like a cup and 0:26:45.200 --> 0:26:47.200 it was like the ever-flowing milkshake. 0:26:47.540 --> 0:26:52.440 Yeah. Well, 7-Eleven do... Never-ending. 0:26:51.119 --> 0:26:53.940 Slushy or something? Yeah, yeah. What does that entail? Do 0:26:53.960 --> 0:26:55.700 you get a stamp? Do you get one slushy a 0:26:55.720 --> 0:26:56.180 day or something? 0:26:56.330 --> 0:26:58.909 I think it's no, it's like you bring any vessel 0:26:58.950 --> 0:27:00.740 you want and they will fill it up. 0:27:01.150 --> 0:27:04.410 So you bring a mug. Yep. You bring a shoe. 0:27:04.430 --> 0:27:05.210 They'll fill it up. 0:27:05.330 --> 0:27:06.899 They might ask some questions, but they'll still do it. 0:27:07.030 --> 0:27:07.669 No questions asked. 0:27:07.690 --> 0:27:11.700 What about if you had one of those giant German steins? 0:27:11.720 --> 0:27:13.179 You know how sometimes they come in a boot and 0:27:13.220 --> 0:27:14.119 it's like three litres? 0:27:14.240 --> 0:27:14.780 They'd fill it up. 0:27:15.960 --> 0:27:17.800 Should we do a thing where we test and we 0:27:17.859 --> 0:27:21.640 go to the local OTR and just bring a wheelbarrow 0:27:21.700 --> 0:27:22.600 and go, hey, I'll buy it. 0:27:22.600 --> 0:27:23.880 Well, to be fair, if I'm going to be nitpicky, 0:27:23.900 --> 0:27:25.940 7-Eleven do that, not OTR. 0:27:26.540 --> 0:27:27.060 I'm sorry. 0:27:27.100 --> 0:27:28.920 And we don't have 7-Eleven here. 0:27:29.570 --> 0:27:33.620 Do we do a bit where we go interstate No, 0:27:33.640 --> 0:27:36.570 maybe it's more work than it's worth. It's a nice 0:27:36.750 --> 0:27:40.869 end to the story, I suppose. We're all familiar with Joanna, 0:27:41.090 --> 0:27:46.990 the Australian high rocks competitor, who in China pooed all 0:27:47.100 --> 0:27:49.720 over the course before, of course, taking out the gold. 0:27:50.060 --> 0:27:51.960 About a month and a half ago, yes, she took 0:27:52.000 --> 0:27:54.320 out the brown before the gold. About a month and 0:27:54.340 --> 0:27:56.040 a half ago, it was all we could talk about. 0:27:56.100 --> 0:27:56.940 It was all we could talk about. 0:27:56.960 --> 0:27:58.060 It captivated the world. 0:27:58.080 --> 0:28:01.209 And it was a little bit like... You know, Air Bud. 0:28:01.650 --> 0:28:03.149 There's nothing in the rule book about a dog not 0:28:03.170 --> 0:28:05.189 being able to play basketball. They were rapidly checking the 0:28:05.210 --> 0:28:08.190 rule book. Yep, you're allowed to poo all over the course. 0:28:08.210 --> 0:28:10.310 There's nothing in here in the rules that say you can't. 0:28:10.350 --> 0:28:12.810 You can just keep competing. Obviously, a bit of a 0:28:12.830 --> 0:28:15.619 disadvantage for everyone behind you. 0:28:15.670 --> 0:28:17.780 And when we say all over the course, if you 0:28:17.820 --> 0:28:19.600 haven't seen this for some reason, you missed the story. 0:28:19.720 --> 0:28:20.420 It was everywhere. 0:28:20.600 --> 0:28:23.060 It was all over the course. She made her choice. 0:28:23.800 --> 0:28:26.190 It was all over her legs. At the time, she said, like, 0:28:26.270 --> 0:28:28.670 you know, when the going gets tough, the tough get going. 0:28:28.690 --> 0:28:30.209 She was very much sort of, like, using it as 0:28:30.230 --> 0:28:32.090 a bit of a flex. Then the world was like, 0:28:32.130 --> 0:28:35.709 this is insane. How dare you? What I like is 0:28:35.910 --> 0:28:38.300 about Joanna, she owned it. Say what you want to 0:28:38.340 --> 0:28:40.260 say about Joanna, but she, like, came out and then 0:28:40.280 --> 0:28:45.890 she took that post down. She apologised, um... Obviously, like 0:28:45.910 --> 0:28:48.570 the entire globe knows about it. It would be quite embarrassing, 0:28:48.590 --> 0:28:50.070 but she did own her mistake. 0:28:50.110 --> 0:28:53.229 And then she stepped away. She had about six weeks off. 0:28:53.530 --> 0:28:56.850 Last week, if you missed it, she posted this video 0:28:56.930 --> 0:29:00.290 doing like an official summary slash apology. 0:29:00.590 --> 0:29:02.880 So I've had some time to reflect over the past 0:29:02.930 --> 0:29:06.000 six to eight weeks of everything that happened in Beijing. 0:29:06.080 --> 0:29:08.560 And firstly, I just want to say that I'm truly, 0:29:08.600 --> 0:29:12.080 truly so sorry to everyone that I affected, whether they 0:29:12.120 --> 0:29:15.600 were spectators or all participants out on that race floor 0:29:15.710 --> 0:29:19.500 for my decision to choose to continue to race. And 0:29:19.640 --> 0:29:22.860 having that time to reflect, I've really learned a lot 0:29:22.880 --> 0:29:26.040 from the situation. And yeah, I am very, very sorry 0:29:26.100 --> 0:29:28.880 for it all. I'm here in Hamburg now. So I'm 0:29:28.940 --> 0:29:31.489 racing a couple days time in the Elite 15. So 0:29:31.530 --> 0:29:33.469 I'm back out there on the race floor. And I'm 0:29:33.490 --> 0:29:35.810 super excited to go back doing what I love and 0:29:36.230 --> 0:29:36.850 hopefully see. 0:29:36.730 --> 0:29:37.470 You all out there. 0:29:37.990 --> 0:29:40.300 Yeah, I like actually had to apologize to to the 0:29:40.320 --> 0:29:42.680 spectators because it would have been horrific. 0:29:43.360 --> 0:29:45.760 I now, you know, and she just said there, so 0:29:45.800 --> 0:29:47.180 that was the weekend just gone. 0:29:47.260 --> 0:29:49.280 She's in Hamburg. She's in Hamburg. 0:29:49.300 --> 0:29:50.320 Those poor residents. 0:29:50.660 --> 0:29:56.050 Yeah, but she won and she didn't poo herself. 0:29:56.920 --> 0:29:59.260 She's just the goat doing goat thing. 0:29:59.380 --> 0:30:02.760 It's now I'm sort of like, yeah, Joanna. Because, you know, 0:30:02.840 --> 0:30:04.680 before you could have said, well, yeah, of course you 0:30:04.700 --> 0:30:09.050 won because everyone else was impeded by your stank. It 0:30:09.070 --> 0:30:10.710 was your, you know, you smelled it, you dealt it, 0:30:10.730 --> 0:30:12.370 so you were kind of okay with it, but it wasn't, 0:30:12.390 --> 0:30:15.170 you know, it wasn't everyone else's poo. But now, you know, 0:30:15.250 --> 0:30:16.650 you could have sort of argued that maybe it was 0:30:16.670 --> 0:30:19.570 like a wacky racist sort of trap that she was laying. 0:30:19.610 --> 0:30:19.890 Yeah. 0:30:20.050 --> 0:30:22.150 Sort of like, you know, go, go, gadget. 0:30:22.190 --> 0:30:22.370 Yep. 0:30:22.810 --> 0:30:23.330 Oil spill. 0:30:23.410 --> 0:30:23.590 Yep. 0:30:24.370 --> 0:30:24.630 But. 0:30:25.270 --> 0:30:27.070 Now it's like, well, she's done it fair and square. 0:30:27.550 --> 0:30:30.050 She's owned it. I'm kind of like, you know how 0:30:30.090 --> 0:30:34.130 like Ray Gunn, it happened. She's like suing everyone. 0:30:34.190 --> 0:30:34.410 Yeah. 0:30:35.030 --> 0:30:35.730 Didn't own it. 0:30:35.870 --> 0:30:36.050 Yeah. 0:30:36.710 --> 0:30:38.710 Made a documentary about, you know, like she's the best. 0:30:38.890 --> 0:30:39.010 Yeah. 0:30:39.590 --> 0:30:41.710 I think Joanna's like the flip, like she's done this thing, 0:30:41.730 --> 0:30:44.410 but she's sort of like, all right, guys, that was bad. 0:30:44.540 --> 0:30:46.440 I'll be the first to say it. Then she's like 0:30:46.480 --> 0:30:48.380 pressed on. I'm kind of like, I'm kind of. I'm 0:30:48.420 --> 0:30:48.620 a fan. 0:30:48.660 --> 0:30:51.000 I'm a fan of the Pooh girl. The difference is 0:30:51.340 --> 0:30:53.720 that she is at the top of her game. She's 0:30:53.860 --> 0:30:56.540 the best in the world at this. Ray Gunn couldn't 0:30:56.580 --> 0:30:59.510 actually dance. Well, she couldn't break dance. 0:30:59.530 --> 0:31:01.430 No, no, no. Well, I think we're all, yeah, I mean, 0:31:01.450 --> 0:31:04.450 we all know that. That's not a controversial thing to say. 0:31:04.510 --> 0:31:07.150 I mean, you might get sued now, obviously. 0:31:07.410 --> 0:31:09.390 You're probably going to get a letter. I'm allowed to 0:31:09.410 --> 0:31:10.170 have an opinion. 0:31:10.190 --> 0:31:10.970 Yeah, yeah, allegedly. 0:31:11.130 --> 0:31:12.090 Allegedly. 0:31:12.390 --> 0:31:13.970 But no, I'm sort of into Pooh Girl. 0:31:14.170 --> 0:31:16.210 Sorry, Mr Bell, you're shaking your head. You say she 0:31:16.270 --> 0:31:17.050 can break dance. 0:31:18.370 --> 0:31:21.610 You can't just say allegedly with anything that you say. 0:31:21.630 --> 0:31:23.330 I can say whatever I want and say allegedly. 0:31:23.350 --> 0:31:26.070 Still like slander and you're still like saying. 0:31:25.870 --> 0:31:27.760 She can't do something. No, I have an opinion and 0:31:27.800 --> 0:31:29.860 I can say that she can't break dance. That's my opinion. 0:31:29.930 --> 0:31:30.600 I'm entitled to that. 0:31:30.620 --> 0:31:33.480 You can't just slap allegedly onto anything you say, Ben. 0:31:33.800 --> 0:31:35.440 Well, Bell's allegedly saying that. 0:31:35.460 --> 0:31:36.500 Allegedly, I can't say allegedly. 0:31:36.520 --> 0:31:37.980 I think we're clear. I think we're clear. I think 0:31:38.000 --> 0:31:38.520 we're all in the clear. 0:31:38.540 --> 0:31:38.700 I agree. 0:31:39.670 --> 0:31:43.050 Someone is driving away in a brand new Mahindra SUV 0:31:43.090 --> 0:31:44.290 this week. Ben and I are going to be doing 0:31:44.310 --> 0:31:46.910 the show live from Manapara Shopping from Wednesday morning. We 0:31:46.950 --> 0:31:48.210 could be there for the rest of the week, maybe 0:31:48.250 --> 0:31:49.450 even into next week. I don't know. 0:31:49.470 --> 0:31:51.130 I tell you what, Liam and I have been lucky 0:31:51.170 --> 0:31:53.410 enough to drive around in the Mahindra SUV the last 0:31:53.450 --> 0:31:56.100 couple of weeks now. And once you see this thing, 0:31:56.450 --> 0:31:57.500 you're not going to want to take. 0:31:57.430 --> 0:31:58.700 Your lips off it. No, that's true. 0:31:58.720 --> 0:32:00.560 Even when you're the last one, we're going to have 0:32:00.600 --> 0:32:01.700 to pry you off of it. 0:32:01.980 --> 0:32:04.840 But there will be bribes and challenges and things along 0:32:04.880 --> 0:32:07.620 the way to try and convince people to stop smooching. 0:32:08.120 --> 0:32:11.400 Surely mentally, after a while, you're just like, okay, I'm done. 0:32:11.570 --> 0:32:11.900 I can't. 0:32:12.050 --> 0:32:13.510 I can't anymore. I'm physically out. 0:32:13.530 --> 0:32:18.270 Even keeping your lips in the constant pucker position, you'd 0:32:18.290 --> 0:32:19.770 start to get cramps. 0:32:19.990 --> 0:32:20.450 Lip cramp? 0:32:20.550 --> 0:32:20.730 Yeah. 0:32:21.450 --> 0:32:21.830 It happens. 0:32:22.010 --> 0:32:22.210 Yeah. 0:32:22.870 --> 0:32:26.430 I would know, you know. Year 12, kissing so many chicks. 0:32:26.960 --> 0:32:28.120 I got lip cramp all the time. 0:32:28.140 --> 0:32:28.640 I bet you did. 0:32:29.180 --> 0:32:30.380 Yeah. Big stud. 0:32:30.540 --> 0:32:31.740 That's why you're a giga chad now. 0:32:32.220 --> 0:32:36.190 Yeah. It's because my jaw is so thick and... Comes 0:32:36.290 --> 0:32:40.300 out kissing a lot in my younger years. No, I 0:32:40.320 --> 0:32:42.420 didn't kiss anyone. 0:32:42.460 --> 0:32:45.460 For anyone that was fooled. I got you. 0:32:45.760 --> 0:32:48.340 I almost had you. Hey, look, it is time to 0:32:48.400 --> 0:32:53.460 meet our last. Oh, I don't know. It's going to. 0:32:53.160 --> 0:32:53.600 Be a challenge. 0:32:53.620 --> 0:32:55.490 I don't know who my wife Kim is. 0:33:10.380 --> 0:33:13.080 Kim, how are you doing? Yeah, good. 0:33:13.140 --> 0:33:13.820 How are you? 0:33:13.960 --> 0:33:14.560 We're well. 0:33:14.600 --> 0:33:17.420 Now, you're the only married couple we have. We've got brothers, 0:33:17.480 --> 0:33:19.940 uni students, you know, we've got some family members, a 0:33:20.100 --> 0:33:22.510 boss and an employee, but the first and only... a 0:33:22.590 --> 0:33:23.390 married couple. 0:33:23.410 --> 0:33:26.100 Do you think, Kim, that'll give you an advantage or 0:33:26.130 --> 0:33:26.900 a disadvantage? 0:33:27.180 --> 0:33:29.260 An advantage, because if he doesn't leave those lips on 0:33:29.280 --> 0:33:30.440 the car, he's not getting up. 0:33:30.840 --> 0:33:33.760 All right, all right. And so why do you need 0:33:33.780 --> 0:33:34.200 the car? 0:33:34.560 --> 0:33:37.940 Okay, our daughter had to sell her car regretfully because 0:33:37.960 --> 0:33:40.990 she injured herself on a horse injury and broke her shoulder, 0:33:41.030 --> 0:33:43.050 and it was a manual. So she went to sell 0:33:43.070 --> 0:33:46.250 her car, met a person. 0:33:45.930 --> 0:33:49.060 Out to, like, come out to buy it, And he 0:33:49.200 --> 0:33:54.350 actually pinched it. He screenshotted the price going through from 0:33:54.390 --> 0:33:57.930 his bank to show her and then it didn't go 0:33:58.010 --> 0:33:59.090 through and he stole the car. 0:33:59.150 --> 0:34:01.210 Hang on, Kim. Did you call through with this story 0:34:01.250 --> 0:34:02.010 like a couple of days ago? 0:34:02.820 --> 0:34:03.680 I did. 0:34:04.080 --> 0:34:04.760 I remember. 0:34:04.980 --> 0:34:05.300 Yeah. 0:34:05.400 --> 0:34:08.379 Yeah, I mean, that's horrible. So obviously you're a car down. Alf, 0:34:08.960 --> 0:34:11.240 how did that go down when you were told that 0:34:11.360 --> 0:34:14.779 they were presented a fake bank screenshot? 0:34:14.940 --> 0:34:16.719 Yeah, it was pretty hard. I mean, she told me 0:34:16.760 --> 0:34:18.830 over the phone. She said, oh, we went on Marketplace. 0:34:19.489 --> 0:34:23.250 This guy showed us that the payment went through, which 0:34:23.290 --> 0:34:25.410 was dodgy. And then he took her for a test 0:34:25.430 --> 0:34:26.430 drive and never came back. 0:34:26.850 --> 0:34:27.590 Oh, no. 0:34:27.650 --> 0:34:31.109 It was really hard because she's in another state. So, yeah, 0:34:31.120 --> 0:34:34.709 there wasn't much I could do. Even support was really hard. 0:34:34.750 --> 0:34:35.390 Was it Melbourne? 0:34:35.570 --> 0:34:36.509 No, she was in WA. 0:34:36.950 --> 0:34:37.430 Oh, right. 0:34:37.570 --> 0:34:41.150 Okay. I was just about to hang some shit on Melbourne. 0:34:41.170 --> 0:34:42.850 Bad things can happen everywhere, I suppose. 0:34:42.890 --> 0:34:44.940 This is a great story, though, because obviously we have 0:34:44.960 --> 0:34:48.400 the Mahindra SUV up for grabs, and Alf and Kim, 0:34:48.480 --> 0:34:52.620 husband and wife, are trying to win this car for 0:34:52.640 --> 0:34:53.140 their daughter. 0:34:53.160 --> 0:34:56.259 That is nice. That is a good story. Well, that's 0:34:56.540 --> 0:34:58.830 lovely of you. Kim, did you think of a team name? 0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:00.600 We did. 0:35:00.640 --> 0:35:04.480 We were talking of lips and giggles. 0:35:04.580 --> 0:35:06.799 Lips and giggles. I like it. 0:35:06.820 --> 0:35:08.400 I can bring the lips and I'll. 0:35:08.239 --> 0:35:08.920 Bring the giggles. 0:35:09.600 --> 0:35:11.960 Don't mind it. I mean, you know what? Because I 0:35:12.000 --> 0:35:14.260 do genuinely love your story so much, I was thinking 0:35:14.300 --> 0:35:15.860 something a little bit like, I mean, and we can 0:35:15.880 --> 0:35:17.820 go with whatever you want. It's your team name. But 0:35:17.840 --> 0:35:20.050 I was thinking you guys could be like Team Justice. 0:35:20.390 --> 0:35:20.830 Oh, yeah. 0:35:20.870 --> 0:35:21.969 Yeah, Mr. and Mrs. 0:35:22.110 --> 0:35:22.670 Justice. 0:35:22.730 --> 0:35:25.350 Yeah. What about Justice Crew? 0:35:26.489 --> 0:35:28.420 Oh, Justice Crew, yeah. 0:35:28.500 --> 0:35:29.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:35:29.120 --> 0:35:30.680 You guys are very agreeative. I like that. 0:35:30.700 --> 0:35:33.359 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe we'll make Kim do a spin 0:35:33.400 --> 0:35:34.819 on her head like the Justice Crew at some point. 0:35:34.860 --> 0:35:37.960 We won't do that, don't worry. Okay, we're going to 0:35:37.980 --> 0:35:39.340 lock in the Justice Crew? 0:35:39.380 --> 0:35:39.450 Yep. 0:35:39.460 --> 0:35:42.719 Yes, thank you. All right, all right. That's easy. 0:35:42.739 --> 0:35:44.819 That'll help us remember that your daughter's car was stolen. Well, 0:35:44.860 --> 0:35:49.280 good luck. We will see you at Manapara Shopping very shortly. 0:35:49.300 --> 0:35:49.680 It's this week. 0:35:49.739 --> 0:35:50.879 It's not very far away. It's this week. 0:35:50.920 --> 0:35:53.520 Yeah, not too far away now at all. So, Alf, 0:35:53.840 --> 0:35:55.800 you better practice kissing. Your lips are going to be 0:35:55.820 --> 0:35:57.020 on that car for a hell of a long time 0:35:57.080 --> 0:35:58.040 if you want to drive away with it. 0:35:58.420 --> 0:35:59.700 I know, they're going to be very dry. 0:36:00.660 --> 0:36:02.490 Good on you, Alf. Good on you, Kim. 0:36:05.210 --> 0:36:05.529 And we're back. 0:36:06.110 --> 0:36:10.530 Hello. Yeah, I do have my little tidbit about Producer Bell. 0:36:10.630 --> 0:36:16.069 We'll gong her in. Ting in Producer Steph. I've had 0:36:16.090 --> 0:36:18.890 some feedback that people find it hard to differentiate between 0:36:18.910 --> 0:36:20.410 the two of their voices. Really? 0:36:20.430 --> 0:36:21.000 Mm-hmm. 0:36:21.360 --> 0:36:23.500 I find it... I mean, yeah, who am I to. 0:36:24.060 --> 0:36:25.460 Well, I suppose people say the same about us. It's 0:36:25.500 --> 0:36:26.780 if you're not super familiar with. 0:36:26.940 --> 0:36:28.040 So I can see them in the room. 0:36:28.160 --> 0:36:31.989 That's, yeah. We're familiar with... Can you say good morning, Belle, 0:36:32.010 --> 0:36:32.969 and then Steph's the same? 0:36:33.890 --> 0:36:35.149 Hang on, I'm going to close my eyes. 0:36:36.610 --> 0:36:39.250 It'll be easy still, but just first person say good morning. 0:36:39.590 --> 0:36:40.590 Good morning, Steph. 0:36:41.140 --> 0:36:43.120 Yeah, it's obviously Steph, but Belle, you go. 0:36:43.180 --> 0:36:43.640 Good morning. 0:36:43.900 --> 0:36:46.660 Yeah, I mean, there's obviously a big difference, but Why is. 0:36:46.600 --> 0:36:48.100 My mic quieter? What's happening? 0:36:48.160 --> 0:36:49.460 Are you starting to muffle me? Ben's doing this new 0:36:49.480 --> 0:36:50.520 thing where he's just putting you down 30%. 0:36:50.520 --> 0:36:53.700 I put you down four decibels each morning. 0:36:53.870 --> 0:36:55.770 Yeah, and just phase me out. That's fine. 0:36:56.250 --> 0:36:59.350 No, I think, I don't think you sound the same, 0:36:59.370 --> 0:37:01.490 but I think you guys have similar energy, I suppose. 0:37:01.690 --> 0:37:04.569 I think when I listen back, I think there is 0:37:04.710 --> 0:37:08.480 a slight tone that is like similar, but then right 0:37:08.520 --> 0:37:11.820 on the end of like our words, I think changes slightly. 0:37:11.840 --> 0:37:13.120 I don't know how to describe it. 0:37:13.120 --> 0:37:14.540 Well, it's the same as people thinking Ben and I 0:37:14.560 --> 0:37:15.120 sound the same. 0:37:15.160 --> 0:37:16.040 No, you don't. 0:37:16.660 --> 0:37:19.469 Yeah, well, yeah. But to someone who's like a casual, 0:37:19.489 --> 0:37:22.830 a casual, they might be like, well, it's just two dudes. 0:37:22.910 --> 0:37:25.450 And as you know, I tell people just Liam's more nasally. 0:37:25.469 --> 0:37:28.029 I have heard that. 0:37:28.110 --> 0:37:31.839 I'm very quiet. Why am I so quiet? 0:37:31.860 --> 0:37:34.460 What are you doing? I think you don't do another 0:37:34.500 --> 0:37:35.419 four decibels. 0:37:35.580 --> 0:37:40.000 You're enough that I can hear you. You're on. 0:37:40.120 --> 0:37:40.959 That's not. 0:37:42.090 --> 0:37:45.550 Years of service I've given you. Years of service. 0:37:45.650 --> 0:37:48.109 I saw the other day, Belle put on a story like, 0:37:48.410 --> 0:37:49.910 good to see you, like I have a serious job. 0:37:50.010 --> 0:37:53.070 And I said, being the head gimp is a serious job. 0:37:53.910 --> 0:37:56.180 But I do have a story about you and an 0:37:56.300 --> 0:37:57.080 actual gimp. 0:37:59.400 --> 0:38:00.120 Okay. 0:38:00.140 --> 0:38:03.020 I don't think I've done anything with a gimp before. 0:38:03.040 --> 0:38:06.040 Oh, Jesus. No, I didn't mean like that. 0:38:06.160 --> 0:38:07.860 I'd hope if you did, you would know. 0:38:08.040 --> 0:38:08.440 Yeah. 0:38:08.520 --> 0:38:09.739 Oh, yeah, that time. 0:38:09.890 --> 0:38:10.710 At this point, I don't know. 0:38:10.969 --> 0:38:14.760 Yeah. That's a worry. Christ. Anyway, so I was at 0:38:14.860 --> 0:38:17.640 the Archer pub, which is nice and close to work 0:38:17.700 --> 0:38:20.070 on the weekend. And yeah, I suppose the sun was out. 0:38:20.080 --> 0:38:23.940 It was vibes. There was lots of pub crawls coming through. 0:38:23.960 --> 0:38:25.620 There was this one group and it was like one 0:38:25.660 --> 0:38:27.359 guy was dressed as like a full F1 driver, like 0:38:27.380 --> 0:38:28.739 had the full kit on and then the rest of 0:38:28.760 --> 0:38:31.239 the pit crew. And it was good. I'd never seen 0:38:31.260 --> 0:38:33.339 that theme before. There was pub golf, which is kind 0:38:33.360 --> 0:38:35.380 of like a bit done now. You know, you've got 0:38:35.400 --> 0:38:37.509 the chook runs and that sort of stuff. 0:38:37.530 --> 0:38:38.009 What is that? 0:38:38.310 --> 0:38:38.730 A chook run? 0:38:39.290 --> 0:38:41.029 A pub golf chook run we're talking about. 0:38:41.310 --> 0:38:43.340 Pub golf, you have seen. They just dress up. 0:38:43.370 --> 0:38:45.390 Everyone just rolls into the pub and they're all dressing golf, 0:38:45.410 --> 0:38:47.149 but it's like a game that you can play. 0:38:47.170 --> 0:38:50.170 To groups. I've never seen that in my life. You've 0:38:50.210 --> 0:38:52.100 never seen a chook run? You guys know about a 0:38:52.100 --> 0:38:52.420 chook run? 0:38:52.660 --> 0:38:54.080 Unfamiliar with a chook run. 0:38:54.120 --> 0:38:56.600 So basically everyone comes to the place dressed as a farmer. 0:38:56.700 --> 0:38:59.660 Then we pull a name out of a hat. Someone 0:38:59.680 --> 0:39:03.090 becomes the chook. Everyone brings $ 100. The chook goes to 0:39:03.160 --> 0:39:05.950 one of the 12 pubs with everyone's money and burns 0:39:06.010 --> 0:39:08.330 through it as quick as they can. And then the 0:39:08.370 --> 0:39:11.000 rest of the farmers, they split up. Teams of two 0:39:11.239 --> 0:39:12.799 and they find the chook. And then when you find 0:39:12.820 --> 0:39:14.620 the chook, you can join in and enjoy the money 0:39:14.680 --> 0:39:14.980 as well. 0:39:15.080 --> 0:39:15.940 That's cool. 0:39:16.000 --> 0:39:18.660 Yeah. I like that. But you can't be like, you know, 0:39:18.719 --> 0:39:20.719 there's no cheating. Like you've got to sort of go 0:39:20.739 --> 0:39:21.910 to each pub. And you have to have a drink 0:39:21.930 --> 0:39:23.350 at each pub. You can't just go to the pub 0:39:23.370 --> 0:39:25.690 and be like, not here. Oh. So you've got to go, 0:39:25.730 --> 0:39:27.270 buy a drink, and then that's how it works. That's 0:39:27.310 --> 0:39:27.750 the chook run. 0:39:27.910 --> 0:39:28.330 I'd be so stressed. 0:39:28.350 --> 0:39:29.069 I did one in Sydney one time. 0:39:29.090 --> 0:39:30.299 My anxiety would be through the roof. Yeah, a lot 0:39:30.320 --> 0:39:31.660 of exercise while you're drinking. 0:39:31.680 --> 0:39:33.419 Well, it's like if you get the chook thing, it's like, 0:39:34.840 --> 0:39:37.020 you know, on one hand, you're like, oh, I'm dressed 0:39:37.060 --> 0:39:39.600 as a chicken, I'm by myself. But you also have 0:39:39.680 --> 0:39:40.719 like $ 1, 200 to spend at the pub. 0:39:41.050 --> 0:39:41.730 Yeah. 0:39:41.750 --> 0:39:45.370 But anyway, so there was these guys doing, I don't know, 0:39:45.390 --> 0:39:46.850 it must have been a buck show or something. And 0:39:46.870 --> 0:39:49.549 there was one guy who was like fully dressed in, 0:39:50.160 --> 0:39:54.160 a gimp costume in the toilets. It was like a 0:39:54.700 --> 0:39:57.810 latex kind of thing and he had the ball and 0:39:57.830 --> 0:39:58.089 the whole. 0:39:58.130 --> 0:39:59.310 Hang on, was he in the pit crew? 0:39:59.730 --> 0:40:01.640 No, this is different. There was like a bunch of. 0:40:01.650 --> 0:40:02.900 Wait, oh, so you just found a. 0:40:02.890 --> 0:40:05.110 Yeah, there was a guy dressed as a skimp. 0:40:05.270 --> 0:40:05.630 Yeah. 0:40:05.870 --> 0:40:07.569 And anyway, so there was these guys and they already 0:40:07.590 --> 0:40:14.339 obviously had a big afternoon. And I walked in and 0:40:14.400 --> 0:40:17.600 he pointed at me and went, Oi, Ben and Liam, see... 0:40:18.630 --> 0:40:21.280 And I said, oh, it's the gimp. And his other 0:40:21.320 --> 0:40:26.620 mate laughed. And then there was what felt like multiple 0:40:26.640 --> 0:40:32.840 people in the cubicle. Someone went, is it actual? Is 0:40:32.920 --> 0:40:36.279 it actual Liam Stapleton? And he popped his head over 0:40:36.840 --> 0:40:39.000 and he went, oh, yeah, it is. I matched with 0:40:39.040 --> 0:40:44.279 Belle on Hinge. And I said, have a good day, fellas. 0:40:44.760 --> 0:40:45.060 Lol. 0:40:45.300 --> 0:40:46.890 Yeah. Any info? 0:40:46.910 --> 0:40:46.969 No. 0:40:48.040 --> 0:40:48.700 What do you look like? 0:40:48.719 --> 0:40:50.779 I don't know. Just the gimp crew. One of them is, 0:40:51.420 --> 0:40:53.410 I don't know. But I just found it funny. It 0:40:53.430 --> 0:40:56.109 was like, you thought he would check. He's like, yeah, 0:40:56.150 --> 0:40:59.650 that's him. I know because I'm out to bell on him. 0:40:59.890 --> 0:41:02.130 There's so many people like they just message me and say, 0:41:02.190 --> 0:41:04.790 Ben and Liam. And I just disregard them straight away. 0:41:05.210 --> 0:41:06.969 Just not, not, not. As soon as they just. 0:41:07.010 --> 0:41:07.170 Why? 0:41:07.210 --> 0:41:09.330 They obviously have a good taste in FM radio. I 0:41:09.370 --> 0:41:10.070 don't want someone. 0:41:09.969 --> 0:41:12.610 That's like just yelling Ben and Liam at me. 0:41:14.090 --> 0:41:16.250 It's funny, I say that that was actually how it went, 0:41:16.290 --> 0:41:20.890 and then the other guy was like, oh, it's so thin. Oh. 0:41:21.210 --> 0:41:21.430 Oh, no. 0:41:21.469 --> 0:41:23.630 Yeah, I don't know. He was like, I listen to 0:41:23.650 --> 0:41:27.510 you on Freshman. They were nice guys. That's funny. But, yeah, 0:41:27.570 --> 0:41:30.790 no one could name the station. It's funny, I was 0:41:30.850 --> 0:41:34.529 messaging someone about something the other day, and they were 0:41:34.790 --> 0:41:36.969 doing this pitch of like, oh, and do you think 0:41:36.989 --> 0:41:38.130 we could do anything with mix? 0:41:38.150 --> 0:41:38.629 I'm like, well. 0:41:41.930 --> 0:41:43.610 It's kiss, guys. Did you correct them? 0:41:43.870 --> 0:41:44.190 Nah. 0:41:44.530 --> 0:41:44.690 Oh. 0:41:44.810 --> 0:41:47.410 Well, there's the problem. You're the face of it. You've 0:41:47.430 --> 0:41:47.870 got to correct people. 0:41:47.890 --> 0:41:49.529 It's not my place to do that. No, in email, 0:41:49.590 --> 0:41:50.129 I was like, lol. 0:41:50.790 --> 0:41:52.029 It's changed. Oh, okay. 0:41:52.070 --> 0:41:54.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're in media. You should know. 0:41:54.080 --> 0:41:54.150 Yes. 0:41:56.100 --> 0:41:56.940 Well, I was thinking. 0:41:56.980 --> 0:41:57.379 You don't know? 0:41:57.400 --> 0:42:00.840 I mean, he was kind of a nondescript guy. 0:42:00.860 --> 0:42:03.380 If it's just a guy. Plus, I don't know if 0:42:03.420 --> 0:42:05.060 he's just seen me on there and thinks he's matched. 0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:05.920 I know he's seen you matched. 0:42:06.340 --> 0:42:06.610 Really? 0:42:06.620 --> 0:42:06.779 Really? 0:42:07.260 --> 0:42:07.510 Yeah. 0:42:07.640 --> 0:42:08.990 I think I've matched with like two people. 0:42:09.150 --> 0:42:10.930 For a match, does it mean that you both swipe 0:42:10.969 --> 0:42:12.230 on each other or you just swipe on him? 0:42:12.810 --> 0:42:16.109 Basically, yeah, because it's like, well, as a girl, dudes 0:42:16.170 --> 0:42:18.509 are just like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. So as 0:42:18.530 --> 0:42:20.970 a girl, you match by maybe one in every hundred 0:42:20.989 --> 0:42:24.899 saying yes. So technically I would have, but I don't 0:42:24.940 --> 0:42:27.860 know who that would be. Well, shouts to. 0:42:27.700 --> 0:42:31.400 The GIMP crew if you are listening. But I was like, 0:42:31.420 --> 0:42:33.500 it's so funny. I'd never seen someone dressed as a 0:42:33.560 --> 0:42:35.220 GIMP and then we're throwing the word around. 0:42:35.239 --> 0:42:35.419 Yeah. 0:42:36.270 --> 0:42:37.650 Yeah, that is. Because of the hat thing. And then 0:42:37.670 --> 0:42:38.350 I was like, yeah, what are the odds? 0:42:38.370 --> 0:42:39.370 It's like it'd be sweaty, right? 0:42:39.410 --> 0:42:39.850 Oh, yeah. 0:42:39.910 --> 0:42:41.310 It would have been a horrible costume to wear. 0:42:41.330 --> 0:42:41.790 Sweaty mess. 0:42:42.050 --> 0:42:44.470 Probably listens to the pod. Imagine that. You get a message. 0:42:44.530 --> 0:42:45.350 I didn't get the vibe. 0:42:45.390 --> 0:42:48.530 I got the vibe more of that Triple J old school. 0:42:48.570 --> 0:42:48.720 Yeah. 0:42:48.739 --> 0:42:50.360 Maybe fresh. I didn't really get it. I didn't think 0:42:50.380 --> 0:42:51.380 it was like up to date. 0:42:51.640 --> 0:42:52.020 No. 0:42:52.300 --> 0:42:53.600 But the little head popping over. 0:42:53.840 --> 0:42:57.940 Yeah. Is that scary for you? 0:42:57.980 --> 0:42:59.640 Like you got to like full whip out your, you know, 0:42:59.880 --> 0:43:02.200 hoo-ha in front of people when you go to the 0:43:02.219 --> 0:43:02.960 floor as a guy. 0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:03.790 No, he prefers it. 0:43:05.760 --> 0:43:08.040 Like, if they're all like, look, it's Stapleton. That's how 0:43:08.080 --> 0:43:10.180 they recognised me. Like, aren't you scared? 0:43:11.430 --> 0:43:13.069 So they're going to do what? 0:43:13.120 --> 0:43:13.689 I don't know. 0:43:13.710 --> 0:43:14.069 Grab it. 0:43:14.250 --> 0:43:16.350 I don't know. I just feel like that's weird. Do 0:43:16.390 --> 0:43:18.390 you really have two dick holes? 0:43:18.430 --> 0:43:23.210 Let me check. Let me check the screen. 0:43:23.230 --> 0:43:24.870 If someone recognises you and then you're like, all right, 0:43:24.890 --> 0:43:26.290 and then you just whip your dick out. 0:43:26.390 --> 0:43:28.370 I just find that so weird. 0:43:28.390 --> 0:43:29.850 The universal rule is, like, no one's looking. 0:43:30.030 --> 0:43:32.910 Yeah, but there's got to be someone that's going to, like, 0:43:32.950 --> 0:43:33.790 go rogue one day. 0:43:35.330 --> 0:43:37.450 Like you're waiting next to a gimp like stare for 0:43:37.469 --> 0:43:38.510 too long or like. 0:43:39.270 --> 0:43:43.049 Anything it's just obviously or like poke their head around 0:43:43.090 --> 0:43:44.600 and start chatting to you like while. 0:43:44.460 --> 0:43:46.620 You're just mind your own business you know what I 0:43:46.620 --> 0:43:48.440 mean just like look at the wall in front it's 0:43:48.460 --> 0:43:51.580 always funny when I I don't know if Freddie's ever 0:43:51.600 --> 0:43:53.779 been to a trough before but I've had that when 0:43:53.800 --> 0:43:55.140 I've been to like I don't know like an Adelaide 0:43:55.200 --> 0:43:58.400 United game or whatever and like Dad's being like, yep, 0:43:58.620 --> 0:44:01.940 more in your own business, mate. You done, mate? Because 0:44:02.000 --> 0:44:03.380 I suppose kids are just like, what's happening? 0:44:03.400 --> 0:44:04.540 Oh, they're saying it to their kid. 0:44:04.780 --> 0:44:05.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:44:05.820 --> 0:44:06.280 No, no, no. 0:44:06.360 --> 0:44:08.540 I've been there like, right, everyone mind your own business. 0:44:08.640 --> 0:44:10.799 And like, yep, finished up now, mate? You know, like really. 0:44:10.950 --> 0:44:11.549 I haven't yet. 0:44:11.570 --> 0:44:12.790 Showing them the law of the land. 0:44:12.950 --> 0:44:15.069 I'd be taking him to the cubicle. We've never had 0:44:15.090 --> 0:44:17.009 to wait because I'm like, he's not ready for that yet. 0:44:17.030 --> 0:44:17.410 He's three. 0:44:17.450 --> 0:44:19.290 Well, he's also, to be fair, he's at eye height. 0:44:19.330 --> 0:44:20.670 So if there's a little bit of splash, it will 0:44:20.690 --> 0:44:21.710 just get him in the face. 0:44:21.750 --> 0:44:21.969 Oh, yeah. 0:44:22.090 --> 0:44:23.130 And I've been weird on many times. 0:44:23.150 --> 0:44:24.330 And if he looks to his left or right, it's 0:44:24.370 --> 0:44:25.140 just right in his face. 0:44:25.300 --> 0:44:26.719 I think I've told you that once when I was 0:44:26.800 --> 0:44:29.040 like at the music festival in Glastonbury and there was 0:44:29.060 --> 0:44:30.620 this guy like off his head next to me and 0:44:30.640 --> 0:44:32.120 he was sort of like talking to me and like 0:44:32.219 --> 0:44:35.000 pissing all over me. But sometimes if someone hits it 0:44:35.060 --> 0:44:37.900 too flat, it will, you know, I've been just even 0:44:37.920 --> 0:44:39.450 at like Adelaide Oval and stuff at the footy or 0:44:39.469 --> 0:44:42.069 whatever and you'll get a bit of splashback. It never 0:44:42.090 --> 0:44:45.770 feels good. Or if you're wearing thongs, it's like, oh, 0:44:45.790 --> 0:44:46.520 it's gone on me. What the. 0:44:48.080 --> 0:44:50.340 This is what we have to deal with. 0:44:50.360 --> 0:44:54.590 We'll just go to the cubicle. Major reform for urinals. 0:44:54.610 --> 0:44:55.350 That's what we got. 0:44:55.370 --> 0:44:57.150 Just go to the cubicle. Go to the cubicle. 0:44:57.170 --> 0:44:59.670 Is it worth it? There's like one cubicle in there. Yeah. 0:44:59.690 --> 0:45:02.560 We have one cubicle. Someone's in there destroying it. 0:45:02.760 --> 0:45:04.759 To be honest, every time I use the men's, it's 0:45:05.120 --> 0:45:08.000 so disgusting. As soon as I walk in, I always 0:45:08.040 --> 0:45:08.640 regret it because it's. 0:45:08.580 --> 0:45:09.400 Like a wall of stank. 0:45:09.440 --> 0:45:10.390 Why are you walking into the men's? 0:45:10.930 --> 0:45:12.310 When the line's really long for the girls. 0:45:12.350 --> 0:45:14.290 Yeah, at a music festival, like, I remember I went 0:45:14.310 --> 0:45:17.660 to Live Once, and I'm not even kidding you, this much, like, 0:45:17.800 --> 0:45:19.100 pee on the floor in the men's. 0:45:19.680 --> 0:45:21.520 I was, like, stepping in puddles. The stench as well. 0:45:21.620 --> 0:45:22.239 It's so bad. 0:45:22.260 --> 0:45:23.340 It's, like, hot smell. 0:45:23.400 --> 0:45:24.500 It's, like, hot. 0:45:24.540 --> 0:45:26.200 There are always those ones at a music festival. It's, like, 0:45:26.239 --> 0:45:29.040 they do those things. They're, like, the portable blue plastic 0:45:29.120 --> 0:45:30.660 ones that all sort of lock into each other like 0:45:30.680 --> 0:45:32.560 a jigsaw puzzle, and then they'll sort of just be 0:45:32.580 --> 0:45:36.700 behind a makeshift fence with, like, a bit of mesh 0:45:36.840 --> 0:45:39.710 on it sort of thing. Yeah. And then there's those 0:45:39.750 --> 0:45:42.049 weird ones where there's, you've seen them before, Ben, where 0:45:42.070 --> 0:45:46.720 they're like the fountain that Moaning Myrtle comes out of. Yeah. 0:45:46.880 --> 0:45:48.400 So it's like, that's a weird one because it's like. 0:45:48.860 --> 0:45:49.540 You're all facing each other. 0:45:49.560 --> 0:45:52.480 You're all facing each other. It's like a thing and 0:45:52.500 --> 0:45:54.739 it has four troughs on it. But, you know, if 0:45:54.780 --> 0:45:56.810 that's a full house, everyone's like, it was like literally 0:45:56.830 --> 0:45:57.410 looking into the face. 0:45:57.450 --> 0:45:58.190 A lot of eye contact. 0:45:58.210 --> 0:45:59.609 A lot of eye contact. 0:45:59.650 --> 0:46:01.230 What's that one where all the guys turn around and 0:46:01.250 --> 0:46:02.230 you all shit in a circle? 0:46:04.010 --> 0:46:07.459 That's a good time. I've never heard of that. 0:46:07.660 --> 0:46:09.980 Everyone takes like five steps out and then. 0:46:10.180 --> 0:46:12.100 I've never seen or heard of that. 0:46:12.120 --> 0:46:15.640 Like an apex or something? Or like a pentagon or something? 0:46:16.739 --> 0:46:18.930 It's like you all walk away from each other and 0:46:18.950 --> 0:46:19.819 then everyone just like. 0:46:20.730 --> 0:46:21.150 What is that? 0:46:21.170 --> 0:46:22.629 It's a reverse scat. 0:46:24.590 --> 0:46:25.190 Like a jewel? 0:46:25.210 --> 0:46:26.690 Like you're about to have a jewel? 0:46:27.770 --> 0:46:28.710 Three paces? 0:46:29.790 --> 0:46:30.810 Three paces and shit. 0:46:32.110 --> 0:46:32.930 One, two, three. 0:46:32.950 --> 0:46:33.310 Squat. 0:46:33.330 --> 0:46:34.730 I don't think it's like five. 0:46:34.750 --> 0:46:36.029 I don't know what you're talking about. 0:46:36.050 --> 0:46:36.410 What is that? 0:46:36.469 --> 0:46:37.440 I'll Google it. 0:46:37.510 --> 0:46:38.370 I'll try to Google it. 0:46:38.489 --> 0:46:40.930 Everyone like, you all just like, it's like if you're 0:46:41.000 --> 0:46:42.859 camping or something and you're all just like. 0:46:42.880 --> 0:46:44.020 What do you call it? The pentagon. 0:46:44.040 --> 0:46:45.400 I don't know. 0:46:45.440 --> 0:46:46.160 The hexagon. 0:46:46.320 --> 0:46:47.799 A pentagon. Would you just go behind a tree and 0:46:47.860 --> 0:46:48.480 dig a. 0:46:48.380 --> 0:46:49.160 Hole or something? 0:46:49.280 --> 0:46:51.700 Maybe. Why are all five of you going at the 0:46:51.719 --> 0:46:52.000 same time? 0:46:52.020 --> 0:46:53.060 Everyone's got one in the chamber. 0:46:53.080 --> 0:46:53.279 Yeah. 0:46:53.320 --> 0:46:53.739 Ready to go. 0:46:53.760 --> 0:46:54.400 Yeah. 0:46:54.700 --> 0:46:55.020 I don't know. 0:46:55.040 --> 0:46:57.090 When I was like in my early twenties and we'd 0:46:57.120 --> 0:46:58.110 all like go camping. 0:46:59.030 --> 0:46:59.390 Sorry. 0:46:59.430 --> 0:46:59.669 Sorry. 0:47:00.300 --> 0:47:01.380 Is it a circle jerk? 0:47:01.880 --> 0:47:03.459 Oh, no. Oh, God. 0:47:03.500 --> 0:47:04.000 Beat that. 0:47:04.020 --> 0:47:04.080 No. 0:47:05.580 --> 0:47:06.440 Come on, man. 0:47:06.500 --> 0:47:07.820 That's what the Google said. 0:47:07.910 --> 0:47:10.130 It's different. Come on. 0:47:10.150 --> 0:47:13.370 It'll say walk away from each other. That's what I said, boys. 0:47:13.969 --> 0:47:14.489 And poo. 0:47:14.550 --> 0:47:15.550 This is a family show. 0:47:15.570 --> 0:47:19.290 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 0:47:19.410 --> 0:47:20.009 It's called something. 0:47:20.030 --> 0:47:21.489 But I think in my early 20s when we all 0:47:21.570 --> 0:47:24.340 used to go camping on, like, you know, party and stuff. 0:47:24.570 --> 0:47:26.020 The girl thing? No, no, no. 0:47:26.040 --> 0:47:29.580 The guys were doing it. Fecal incontinence. No. 0:47:30.080 --> 0:47:32.080 Okay, so what might have happened here is I think 0:47:32.300 --> 0:47:35.070 the guys that we partied with did this, and I 0:47:35.110 --> 0:47:36.069 thought it was a normal thing. 0:47:38.270 --> 0:47:40.069 You thought that all the dudes. 0:47:40.590 --> 0:47:41.770 Oh, yeah, the secret thing that we do, yeah. 0:47:41.810 --> 0:47:43.450 We waited to do a poo together, and they went 0:47:43.489 --> 0:47:44.850 and did it back to back. 0:47:44.890 --> 0:47:46.410 I don't know what the... I think it was called. 0:47:46.530 --> 0:47:50.000 Look, I've got a friend who, if I asked her, 0:47:50.020 --> 0:47:52.520 she'll know what I'm talking about. But, yeah, I'm not 0:47:52.540 --> 0:47:54.779 going to do that now. Let's chat for another day. 0:47:54.800 --> 0:47:55.710 I don't know, man. 0:47:55.719 --> 0:47:55.799 But. 0:47:57.540 --> 0:48:01.540 Well, moving on from... Yes. 0:48:01.780 --> 0:48:03.620 Anyone else have any business or anything? 0:48:03.640 --> 0:48:05.970 Step in a request. I have a request. 0:48:05.989 --> 0:48:07.589 Another day off, is it? Go for it. 0:48:07.670 --> 0:48:09.129 Not yet, but in February there will be a day 0:48:09.190 --> 0:48:10.890 coming and an early knockoff video. 0:48:11.570 --> 0:48:12.010 February. 0:48:12.030 --> 0:48:13.790 I appreciate the long run-up. 0:48:13.870 --> 0:48:15.089 Yeah, early warning shot. 0:48:15.130 --> 0:48:17.390 I'm going to Calvin Harris and it's my birthday month, so, 0:48:17.770 --> 0:48:18.830 you know. But anyway, what? 0:48:19.010 --> 0:48:20.310 That's fair. It's your 30th. 0:48:20.690 --> 0:48:20.930 It is. 0:48:21.330 --> 0:48:22.150 Oh, thank you. You remembered. 0:48:23.600 --> 0:48:26.110 No, so I had a request. I've been here for 0:48:26.120 --> 0:48:28.049 about a month now. Well, five weeks, but on air 0:48:28.070 --> 0:48:30.850 with you guys, four weeks. I haven't done an official 0:48:30.890 --> 0:48:35.190 post on my Instagram with everyone. A selfie, if you will. Saying, hey, 0:48:37.969 --> 0:48:40.069 I'm working with Ben and Liam now. I'm here now. 0:48:40.170 --> 0:48:43.890 I'm here now. And I feel like I knew. So 0:48:44.010 --> 0:48:44.950 I briefed this with Belle. 0:48:44.969 --> 0:48:47.150 She probably gave you the heads up of how it 0:48:47.170 --> 0:48:48.350 would probably play out. She did. 0:48:48.750 --> 0:48:51.779 I gave her last year's story. Here's the thing. I'm 0:48:51.820 --> 0:48:54.000 not going to keep you for very long. I'm asking 0:48:54.040 --> 0:48:58.640 for one selfie. One selfie of everyone. I'll be like, smile. 0:48:58.700 --> 0:49:00.839 Obviously it goes without saying, Steph, that's fine with me. 0:49:01.300 --> 0:49:05.009 Okay, thank you, Ben. What, would you just not be 0:49:05.050 --> 0:49:05.610 in it? 0:49:05.650 --> 0:49:09.350 Yeah, I don't. Yeah, it's fine. 0:49:09.610 --> 0:49:11.630 Thank you. Do you think it's too late? 0:49:12.090 --> 0:49:14.069 Because I put it in my bio, but I'm like, 0:49:14.230 --> 0:49:17.049 I just This chat, Ben won't have any care for. 0:49:18.260 --> 0:49:20.700 I honestly glazed over for a minute. 0:49:21.360 --> 0:49:24.280 Never too late for a life update. I think it's fine. 0:49:24.380 --> 0:49:25.020 Okay, okay, okay. 0:49:25.080 --> 0:49:26.799 Well, thank you. Because you haven't done one yet. You 0:49:26.820 --> 0:49:28.939 haven't announced that you're here. No, I need to push 0:49:28.980 --> 0:49:32.060 all my old stuff down and revitalise it with the 0:49:32.100 --> 0:49:38.020 new for my 1600th. Well, yeah, we'll get a little 0:49:38.040 --> 0:49:38.660 team photo. 0:49:38.680 --> 0:49:41.010 I did tell her what happened last year, though, where 0:49:41.469 --> 0:49:43.089 we weren't happy with the photo and then we wanted 0:49:43.150 --> 0:49:43.790 another photo. 0:49:43.810 --> 0:49:45.670 Well, that was just ridiculous. 0:49:45.750 --> 0:49:47.330 Can't wait back till 8pm. 0:49:47.350 --> 0:49:47.890 Who was her? 0:49:48.170 --> 0:49:48.690 Who was her? 0:49:49.840 --> 0:49:50.260 Kayla. 0:49:50.680 --> 0:49:54.040 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yes, that was a whole thing. 0:49:54.200 --> 0:49:55.960 Well, I think we liked the initial photo and then 0:49:56.000 --> 0:49:59.110 it was just, yeah, there was a lot of photos happening. 0:49:59.320 --> 0:50:00.510 What was the matter with the photo? 0:50:00.640 --> 0:50:01.200 It was so bad. 0:50:01.250 --> 0:50:03.069 I think certain members of the team weren't happy with 0:50:03.090 --> 0:50:04.250 the photo. All the girls were not happy. Ben and 0:50:04.270 --> 0:50:05.410 I were happy with every photo that we took. We 0:50:05.430 --> 0:50:07.150 were just sort of like, are we still going? And 0:50:07.630 --> 0:50:10.490 then I think there was probably about six photo shoots 0:50:10.550 --> 0:50:13.470 to get the right photo. The one and only photo 0:50:13.489 --> 0:50:16.170 before we were all sacked, of course. 0:50:16.489 --> 0:50:17.310 Yeah. 0:50:17.410 --> 0:50:18.470 But a little moment of time. 0:50:18.730 --> 0:50:21.810 What time on Friday, this Friday, what's the earliest I 0:50:21.850 --> 0:50:22.270 can get out? 0:50:22.590 --> 0:50:23.830 Oh my, what for? 0:50:23.870 --> 0:50:24.490 He's got a family. 0:50:24.870 --> 0:50:27.180 I've got a young family and there's an auction I 0:50:27.200 --> 0:50:27.760 want to go to. 0:50:28.219 --> 0:50:29.340 For what? 0:50:29.380 --> 0:50:33.299 Just general... Let's kiss the car. Yeah, I know. So 0:50:33.340 --> 0:50:34.460 once that's done, right, we're done. 0:50:35.880 --> 0:50:36.220 Probably. 0:50:36.239 --> 0:50:39.779 What's the soonest I can be out of there? Because 0:50:39.800 --> 0:50:42.799 it's a... Live auction, but it's like old school. I've 0:50:42.820 --> 0:50:43.379 got to go there. 0:50:43.420 --> 0:50:43.890 Where is it? 0:50:44.380 --> 0:50:44.880 Mount Pleasant. 0:50:45.420 --> 0:50:46.400 What time is it? 0:50:46.480 --> 0:50:48.100 It's near my farm, so I'm like, I want to 0:50:48.120 --> 0:50:52.020 go there, get some stuff, because it's close to the farm. Well, 0:50:52.040 --> 0:50:53.779 I don't know how hard the start time is, and 0:50:53.800 --> 0:50:55.920 I'm not really interested in the first couple of lots, 0:50:56.820 --> 0:50:58.219 so I can be a couple of minutes late. It 0:50:58.260 --> 0:50:59.530 starts at 9. 0:50:59.530 --> 0:51:00.010 Ben! 0:51:00.250 --> 0:51:01.370 It's probably fine. 0:51:01.630 --> 0:51:01.790 9am! 0:51:02.030 --> 0:51:02.870 Probably fine, I think. 0:51:02.890 --> 0:51:03.270 Too tight? 0:51:04.610 --> 0:51:04.989 Are you. 0:51:05.530 --> 0:51:08.250 Technically, you're on air till 10, okay? 0:51:08.590 --> 0:51:10.310 We're also in Manapara. 0:51:10.980 --> 0:51:12.180 It's like complete opposite direction. 0:51:12.239 --> 0:51:13.680 It's about 40 minutes from Manapara. 0:51:14.660 --> 0:51:17.040 Which I found out this morning is in Smithfield. 0:51:17.060 --> 0:51:20.080 Where do you think it was? It's actually in Manapara. 0:51:20.100 --> 0:51:22.390 It's like on the outskirts of Smithfield. 0:51:22.450 --> 0:51:23.870 It's the same thing. 0:51:23.890 --> 0:51:26.190 It's like when we were sort of arguing about Day 0:51:26.870 --> 0:51:28.630 on the Gully being in Mulberry or Tetra Gully. It's 0:51:28.650 --> 0:51:31.270 sort of the same thing. It's like next to the 0:51:31.290 --> 0:51:34.540 Mulberry Hotel but next to Tetra Plaza. It's tomato, tomato. 0:51:35.560 --> 0:51:38.919 On Thursday we can pre-rec the nine hour. 0:51:39.660 --> 0:51:44.410 Ben, Thursday every day is going to be great fun. 0:51:47.170 --> 0:51:49.850 And it's going to be a lot. It's going to 0:51:49.950 --> 0:51:50.790 be busy. 0:51:50.930 --> 0:51:53.759 If anything, you would think after a big, long, hard week. 0:51:53.780 --> 0:51:56.560 You want to finish at nine, right? Oh, yeah. I'd 0:51:56.620 --> 0:51:57.980 love to do that. 0:51:58.000 --> 0:51:58.860 But hey, no. 0:51:59.420 --> 0:52:02.480 I would say once we wrap up everything, we do 0:52:02.540 --> 0:52:04.360 all the, you know, whatever we need to do. 0:52:04.380 --> 0:52:15.000 I mean, look, let's say... 9.30, earliest. Departure or arrival. 0:52:14.680 --> 0:52:17.219 At the auction? We'll work on that. 0:52:17.239 --> 0:52:18.620 Departure from Smithfield. 0:52:18.640 --> 0:52:19.279 We'll work on that. 0:52:19.360 --> 0:52:22.390 He could be on the phone. He could phone in. Like, 0:52:23.330 --> 0:52:24.210 not for an auction. 0:52:24.270 --> 0:52:24.730 Come on. 0:52:24.750 --> 0:52:26.210 This is actually a really big one. 0:52:26.570 --> 0:52:30.250 Yeah, and this is a really big auction. We're giving 0:52:30.310 --> 0:52:32.190 away a car. We've got multiple clients. 0:52:32.210 --> 0:52:33.259 Well, the other thing is it might be done. It 0:52:33.280 --> 0:52:34.800 might be done. It might be done by Friday. It 0:52:34.820 --> 0:52:35.779 might be done on Thursday. 0:52:35.800 --> 0:52:37.940 Oh, hey, if it's done on Thursday, it's done on Thursday. 0:52:38.080 --> 0:52:38.319 Awesome. 0:52:38.460 --> 0:52:40.319 I suspect we'll still be there Friday morning at the shops. 0:52:40.340 --> 0:52:41.100 I think people still be there. 0:52:41.120 --> 0:52:43.779 And it'll be like, big, huzzah, show goes off at. 0:52:43.680 --> 0:52:45.880 8, 9, 5. Done. See you later. 0:52:46.080 --> 0:52:46.880 Bye. 0:52:46.960 --> 0:52:50.589 Gotta get probably some wrap-up videos. We'll need to do... 0:52:50.310 --> 0:52:52.430 What's a wrap-up video? I don't know. Just some little 0:52:52.489 --> 0:52:53.390 stuff for, like, the client. 0:52:53.430 --> 0:52:54.970 That's all done in post. That's all done in post. 0:52:55.950 --> 0:52:56.509 Some, like. 0:52:57.010 --> 0:52:59.529 I don't know. I'm planning for the worst case here. 0:52:59.770 --> 0:53:01.230 I can't promise that you can leave it. I'm just saying, 0:53:01.250 --> 0:53:02.030 let's be efficient. 0:53:04.190 --> 0:53:08.009 Let's be efficient with our time. What are we going 0:53:08.030 --> 0:53:10.010 to do about the pod? It's three days out the studio. 0:53:10.550 --> 0:53:11.750 Yeah, it has to just be from. 0:53:11.850 --> 0:53:13.350 Yeah, the pod will be there. 0:53:13.590 --> 0:53:14.550 The pod will be there. 0:53:14.570 --> 0:53:15.290 Shopping centre pod. 0:53:15.810 --> 0:53:17.779 You can record from the OB. Wow. 0:53:17.989 --> 0:53:19.220 I'd imagine so, yeah. 0:53:19.360 --> 0:53:22.460 It'll be there. No, there's a lot of stuff that 0:53:22.500 --> 0:53:23.500 will be happening there. 0:53:23.520 --> 0:53:24.200 Erudite. 0:53:25.360 --> 0:53:28.920 Okay, well, we'll revisit this outside of this podcast. 0:53:28.980 --> 0:53:31.060 I thought it was good to flag now rather than 0:53:31.080 --> 0:53:31.640 on Thursday. 0:53:34.100 --> 0:53:35.680 He has flagged it earlier than he usually would. I 0:53:35.680 --> 0:53:36.440 flagged it earlier. 0:53:37.660 --> 0:53:39.739 Yeah, but you can't, you just, no, come on. 0:53:40.520 --> 0:53:40.750 Come on. 0:53:41.180 --> 0:53:42.739 You got a job. You got a responsibility. 0:53:44.080 --> 0:53:46.759 Maybe you could, that time that he spent when he 0:53:46.780 --> 0:53:51.390 was sick getting the boat license, you could dock that 0:53:51.430 --> 0:53:55.049 time out of Friday and, you know, probably come out We'll. 0:53:54.969 --> 0:53:55.989 Do a team vote. We'll do a team vote on 0:53:56.010 --> 0:53:56.390 it tomorrow. 0:53:57.750 --> 0:53:58.010 No. 0:53:58.030 --> 0:53:58.750 We'll do a team vote. 0:53:59.630 --> 0:54:00.050 No. 0:54:01.750 --> 0:54:02.069 All right. 0:54:02.090 --> 0:54:03.370 We'll work this out after. 0:54:03.390 --> 0:54:08.549 Anyway, well, thank you. I'm not really asking. I'm more 0:54:08.570 --> 0:54:09.690 giving you a heads up. 0:54:09.730 --> 0:54:10.230 Oh, I can tell. 0:54:10.250 --> 0:54:11.230 I'm more giving you a heads up. 0:54:11.450 --> 0:54:12.050 But you know what? 0:54:13.360 --> 0:54:13.660 Yeah. 0:54:14.030 --> 0:54:15.359 Look, it's going to be one of those ones. 0:54:15.380 --> 0:54:17.600 We'll have to see how we go Wednesday, Thursday. 0:54:18.500 --> 0:54:20.700 If it's like, hey, we're actually, you know, we can 0:54:20.719 --> 0:54:21.819 get out on time, da, da, da. 0:54:22.620 --> 0:54:25.020 And if it does end Thursday, then there you go. 0:54:25.120 --> 0:54:28.120 So it'll have to be one that don't yawn while. 0:54:28.940 --> 0:54:30.140 I can't help it when I yawn. 0:54:31.020 --> 0:54:32.420 Then we'll work it out, okay? 0:54:32.620 --> 0:54:33.820 God bless. Cool, guys. 0:54:34.000 --> 0:54:34.970 Well, yep. 0:54:35.320 --> 0:54:38.870 Back another week, November. Gee whiz. Years sort of flying by. 0:54:38.890 --> 0:54:42.609 I have one thing quickly. Yes, Belle. Pod squad, awesome 0:54:42.630 --> 0:54:46.230 activity as always. I just wanted to flag, though. I 0:54:46.270 --> 0:54:48.770 feel we only had the one video edit, which was awesome, 0:54:48.969 --> 0:54:49.549 from Arvin. 0:54:49.570 --> 0:54:51.790 That's all right. It is a tricky thing to do. 0:54:51.830 --> 0:54:53.330 Yeah, so what do we want to do about that? 0:54:54.070 --> 0:54:55.509 I would have forgot about it if you didn't mention it. 0:54:56.170 --> 0:54:57.380 Yes, and that's why I'm bringing it up. 0:54:58.150 --> 0:54:59.669 Thanks, Arvin, for doing it. 0:54:59.730 --> 0:55:02.070 Some things take, some things don't. You'll be sent some mingle. 0:55:02.090 --> 0:55:06.009 You'll be sent a mingle seasoning prize pack. 0:55:07.160 --> 0:55:09.390 Yeah, look, we do have some. Great. All right, I'll 0:55:09.410 --> 0:55:09.680 do that. 0:55:09.719 --> 0:55:10.520 We've got plenty, don't we? 0:55:10.540 --> 0:55:13.120 We've got more than we should have lying around the workplace. 0:55:13.440 --> 0:55:13.980 What happened to it all? 0:55:14.520 --> 0:55:15.930 Did you take it? To who? 0:55:16.950 --> 0:55:17.550 To the listeners. 0:55:17.969 --> 0:55:18.209 When? 0:55:19.230 --> 0:55:20.810 Well, it's been at reception and then they come and 0:55:20.830 --> 0:55:21.250 collect it. 0:55:21.410 --> 0:55:21.609 Who? 0:55:22.330 --> 0:55:23.510 The winners. 0:55:23.530 --> 0:55:24.370 The winners of what? 0:55:24.670 --> 0:55:25.810 The mingles. 0:55:25.830 --> 0:55:27.270 We had like two prize packs. How did we give 0:55:27.290 --> 0:55:28.530 that out? Maybe we had the care packages. 0:55:29.320 --> 0:55:29.740 Yeah, yeah. 0:55:30.090 --> 0:55:32.360 So there's ones here that people come and collect and 0:55:32.380 --> 0:55:33.580 then I was sending. 0:55:33.920 --> 0:55:35.880 Yeah, I'm talking about the two that Liam got sent. 0:55:35.900 --> 0:55:36.339 The big ones. 0:55:36.440 --> 0:55:37.439 The big ones. 0:55:37.460 --> 0:55:37.520 Oh! 0:55:38.940 --> 0:55:40.040 It's in Burjo's studio. 0:55:40.260 --> 0:55:41.380 Why is it in Burjo's studio? 0:55:41.440 --> 0:55:43.160 Because he was using some to eat his lunch with. 0:55:44.360 --> 0:55:47.360 I did all this stuff and then Belle was lording 0:55:47.400 --> 0:55:51.860 the spice over like she was on the planet Arrakis. 0:55:52.239 --> 0:55:55.020 Liam was trying to give it away and then you 0:55:55.040 --> 0:55:57.319 kept being like, no, it's for the listeners. And now 0:55:57.360 --> 0:55:58.150 Birjo's eating it. 0:55:58.560 --> 0:56:00.760 That was the one that was just sitting here for ages. 0:56:00.920 --> 0:56:02.180 That was the one we wanted to give away. 0:56:02.200 --> 0:56:06.380 All I know is I'm still buying my spice. Sort 0:56:06.420 --> 0:56:08.020 of like a bit of a spice hero. 0:56:08.100 --> 0:56:11.640 It was sitting here for weeks. It was just sitting there. 0:56:11.700 --> 0:56:13.980 And if I even thought about taking a packet, I'd 0:56:14.000 --> 0:56:15.340 get the top of my hand slapped. 0:56:15.800 --> 0:56:18.140 Well, you can go and get it. 0:56:20.219 --> 0:56:20.819 Maybe it's a trap. 0:56:21.780 --> 0:56:28.030 Spice trap. Everyone up to date? Seen both June movies 0:56:28.050 --> 0:56:29.130 before June 3 comes out? 0:56:29.190 --> 0:56:32.090 Yes, actually over the weekend, watched a movie you recommended. 0:56:32.110 --> 0:56:34.850 Oh, yeah, you watched. 0:56:35.410 --> 0:56:37.030 It was called the COVID one. 0:56:37.410 --> 0:56:38.850 Oh, Contagion. Did you like it? 0:56:38.850 --> 0:56:39.670 Yeah, I liked it. 0:56:39.700 --> 0:56:41.760 It's good. It's scary, but it's good. 0:56:41.780 --> 0:56:43.170 It was scarier than I thought it was going to be. 0:56:43.180 --> 0:56:45.340 Especially because you're like, well, that kind of did happen. 0:56:45.380 --> 0:56:47.279 I mean, that one was obviously... I mean, I know 0:56:47.300 --> 0:56:49.000 people died from the real one as well, but that 0:56:49.020 --> 0:56:51.580 was like people instantly have a seizure that day and die. 0:56:51.620 --> 0:56:52.320 And it was like. 0:56:52.360 --> 0:56:53.899 No, I liked it. Had a good cast as well. 0:56:54.020 --> 0:56:55.360 Great cast. I also feel like. 0:56:55.380 --> 0:56:57.720 Gwyneth Paltrow, had like Matt Damon, Jude Law. 0:56:58.080 --> 0:56:58.279 Yep. 0:56:58.680 --> 0:56:59.399 What year was this? 0:56:59.400 --> 0:56:59.660 2011. 0:56:59.660 --> 0:57:03.009 Yeah. Yeah, it feels a bit... I also feel like 0:57:03.510 --> 0:57:06.290 it was one of those movies that I don't think 0:57:06.370 --> 0:57:08.600 any of the actors would have actually... come to the 0:57:08.640 --> 0:57:10.439 same set do you get what I mean it's like 0:57:10.460 --> 0:57:12.569 Jude Law would have done his scenes in London and 0:57:13.230 --> 0:57:14.790 Matt Damon would have done his in Chicago and I 0:57:14.810 --> 0:57:16.510 reckon they would probably see each other at like the 0:57:16.530 --> 0:57:19.050 premiere maybe but I don't because it's like around the 0:57:19.090 --> 0:57:20.770 world sort of thing so each person did. 0:57:20.730 --> 0:57:22.190 You like the end bit when it links in I 0:57:22.190 --> 0:57:25.610 haven't seen the last 20 minutes okay okay but I've 0:57:25.650 --> 0:57:26.530 really enjoyed. 0:57:26.390 --> 0:57:27.590 Up to that point did you get a bit scared 0:57:27.610 --> 0:57:28.730 again Ben. 0:57:28.470 --> 0:57:30.850 No I just actually liked the movie and thought it 0:57:30.890 --> 0:57:33.480 was worth mentioning but I will finish it Kate Winslet 0:57:33.500 --> 0:57:37.620 in it as well I suppose who does she play she's. 0:57:37.440 --> 0:57:42.100 The doctor Oh, the Who doctor? Not the one that 0:57:42.120 --> 0:57:42.560 gets captured. 0:57:42.680 --> 0:57:43.780 Oh, the one that passes. 0:57:43.900 --> 0:57:44.640 No, the one that passes. 0:57:44.840 --> 0:57:45.240 Yeah. 0:57:45.260 --> 0:57:47.950 She gets sick. She gets sick. Yeah, Kate Winslet from Titanic. 0:57:48.450 --> 0:57:48.670 Is it? 0:57:48.930 --> 0:57:49.340 Same actor. 0:57:49.450 --> 0:57:49.760 Yeah, right. 0:57:49.910 --> 0:57:50.050 Yep. 0:57:51.090 --> 0:57:51.770 Have you seen Titanic? 0:57:51.790 --> 0:57:53.630 I have, yeah, but I don't really know Kate Winslet. 0:57:53.650 --> 0:57:56.870 Do you know who the actor is who gets captured, 0:57:57.310 --> 0:58:00.090 the World Health Organization, the one that gets captured? Do 0:58:00.110 --> 0:58:00.970 you know who else she plays? 0:58:00.990 --> 0:58:03.709 She's got dark hair. 0:58:03.930 --> 0:58:04.690 Yep. No? 0:58:04.990 --> 0:58:06.680 Ra's al Ghul's daughter in. 0:58:07.060 --> 0:58:09.300 Batman Arises. Ah, so she does. 0:58:09.320 --> 0:58:11.110 You know, she knifes Batman in the guts. 0:58:11.120 --> 0:58:11.550 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:58:11.570 --> 0:58:13.430 Because she's actually working with Bane. 0:58:13.620 --> 0:58:13.780 Yep. 0:58:14.010 --> 0:58:17.470 There you go. There you go. Which actually, the Contagion 0:58:17.490 --> 0:58:20.370 would have come out before Dark Knight Arises. So, if anything, 0:58:20.770 --> 0:58:22.790 Ra's al Ghul's daughter is the girl from Contagion. 0:58:22.830 --> 0:58:23.090 Yes. 0:58:24.450 --> 0:58:25.090 Yes, all about it. 0:58:25.090 --> 0:58:27.050 I'm in a Batman mood now. I feel like watching Batman. 0:58:27.150 --> 0:58:28.430 And she gets kidnapped. 0:58:29.230 --> 0:58:29.630 She does. 0:58:29.730 --> 0:58:31.790 And taken to the village. Anyway, if you haven't seen 0:58:31.810 --> 0:58:32.890 the movie, you don't care about any of this. 0:58:33.490 --> 0:58:37.150 But Contagion, good movie. And, you know, she gets, interestingly... 0:58:37.200 --> 0:58:39.590 She gets captured by a guy who's also in the 0:58:39.620 --> 0:58:46.709 Dark Knight franchise, the Asian fella. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's 0:58:46.770 --> 0:58:48.040 one of the mob bosses, right? 0:58:48.060 --> 0:58:48.140 Yeah. 0:58:48.890 --> 0:58:49.250 Yes. 0:58:49.810 --> 0:58:54.010 He is. You're right. Maybe the Dark Knight Riders, but yeah. 0:58:54.030 --> 0:58:56.240 He's the guy in Hong Kong. He's the one where 0:58:56.260 --> 0:58:57.280 Batman extracts him. 0:58:57.320 --> 0:59:00.620 He extracts him from Hong Kong. He smashes the windows out. Yeah, 0:59:00.660 --> 0:59:02.880 and because he's on the Live Link video where. 0:59:02.640 --> 0:59:04.040 The joke's like, we kill the Batman. 0:59:04.100 --> 0:59:04.280 Yes. 0:59:04.800 --> 0:59:08.190 Great. He has the more bank, I think. He houses 0:59:08.250 --> 0:59:08.750 all their money. 0:59:08.770 --> 0:59:09.170 I enjoyed that. 0:59:09.190 --> 0:59:09.750 I enjoyed that. 0:59:10.260 --> 0:59:10.340 That. 0:59:11.220 --> 0:59:13.720 Good stuff, everyone. Well, I think we brought it back up. 0:59:13.980 --> 0:59:15.600 I think we brought it back up. 0:59:15.900 --> 0:59:18.440 After Bill brought it down with all the single gatekeeping. 0:59:18.480 --> 0:59:20.420 You've got to come to work. You've got to come 0:59:20.460 --> 0:59:20.760 to work. 0:59:20.800 --> 0:59:21.860 You've got to do your job. 0:59:21.940 --> 0:59:22.340 Yeah. 0:59:22.360 --> 0:59:23.500 Virgil ate all the spice. 0:59:24.220 --> 0:59:26.840 Well, go get it. I don't know. 0:59:27.090 --> 0:59:27.450 See you. 0:59:27.740 --> 0:59:28.140 Bye. 0:59:28.820 --> 0:59:29.370 And that's it.