1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: And Amanda gam Nation. 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:06,760 Speaker 2: You know, I've said before that I think that I 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:09,480 Speaker 2: should have we all should have a light on the 4 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:12,160 Speaker 2: top of our car, like a police light, but it's 5 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 2: a yellow light, and it tells people around you to 6 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,919 Speaker 2: allow for your travel in patience because you have to 7 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:19,639 Speaker 2: go to the toilet. 8 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 1: Yesterday, No, no, just a few days ago. 9 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:26,599 Speaker 2: I drove but from the south coast, So I have 10 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,320 Speaker 2: you know how many cups of tea I drink? 11 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. 12 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:30,960 Speaker 2: It's always a risk when I'm going for a three 13 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 2: hour car trip from where I. 14 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 1: Was to my home. Anyway, I thought, look, I'll be okay, 15 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 1: let's just get going. 16 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 2: So made it through Woollongong, made it through, heading towards Heathcoat, 17 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 2: and I start to think, you know what, I'm feeling 18 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 2: the urgency to go to the toilet. 19 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:47,400 Speaker 1: But it's okay because there's a what's the name foodery? 20 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:51,159 Speaker 1: Was that even me? Dairy foodery? That's the worst name 21 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 1: of all. Yeah, there's one at the top of the hill, 22 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 1: and I thought, that's the worst name. I like food. 23 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 1: It's not English, that's foottery. That's not a word. Is 24 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 1: It's not a word in the English language. No, but 25 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:07,480 Speaker 1: it's catchy. I like it. I thought it was food dairy. Yes, foodery. 26 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 2: Okay, So I went into the foodery, and I've been 27 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 2: there before, so I know that toilet. But I thought 28 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 2: I won't be one of those people who runs in 29 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 2: and says and tries to use the toilet without using 30 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,880 Speaker 2: other things. So I pulled up and I thought I 31 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:22,399 Speaker 2: had the dog in the car, and I thought I 32 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 2: will get some petrol. I only needed a third of 33 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 2: a tank. But I thought, you know what, I'll get 34 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 2: some petrol. My bladder will hold out long enough for 35 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,840 Speaker 2: me to put a third of a petrol tank of 36 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:34,280 Speaker 2: petrol in, go inside and use the facilities without any 37 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 2: guilt because I've got some petrol. So put the petrol 38 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 2: in head towards the foodery. The door has a workman 39 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,119 Speaker 2: on it and some tape sealing it off. 40 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,959 Speaker 1: So I go under the tape. He said, hey, you 41 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,760 Speaker 1: can't come in here. I said, what do you mean? 42 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 1: My voice? What do you mean? 43 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,559 Speaker 2: I said, no, you have to pay for your petrol 44 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 2: at the night window. I said, but I've got to 45 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 2: go to the toilet. Something to the night window. The 46 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 2: poor man there, I said, I've used the toilet he said, no, 47 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 2: you can't come in, I said, and I lectured him 48 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 2: about the only reason I'd bought petrol was because I 49 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 2: had to go to the door like he cares. So 50 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,959 Speaker 2: I paid it. I said, oh, now I've got to 51 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 2: find somewhere else like he cares. So I got in 52 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 2: the car and there was the next petro shell, the 53 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:18,120 Speaker 2: next petrol station. So I go in there and by 54 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 2: now you know what it's like when you get close 55 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:21,960 Speaker 2: to the door and you put your key in the door. 56 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,640 Speaker 2: You can't You can't trick your bladder too often because 57 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 2: it will just let go. So I go to the 58 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,440 Speaker 2: next service station. 59 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,960 Speaker 1: I pull in. I think I'm not going to if 60 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:31,240 Speaker 1: I have. 61 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 2: To buy a packet of chips, whatever, I have to 62 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 2: do it. But I thought, please God, don't let me 63 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 2: need a key. 64 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:37,359 Speaker 1: The toilet ingodeen Mackers. 65 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 2: I don't know where that is, Brendan. I was just 66 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,640 Speaker 2: sticking to the road here. So I pulled into the 67 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:44,639 Speaker 2: next one and I think, I hope I don't need 68 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 2: a key, So I just run towards It's an outside 69 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:50,960 Speaker 2: toilet there and there's a big sign toilet out of service. 70 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,640 Speaker 1: I have tricked my bladder twice now and. 71 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,920 Speaker 2: The bladder's gone okay, And so I used every scrap 72 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,519 Speaker 2: of strength I had. I got back in the car 73 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,080 Speaker 2: and I kept driving. 74 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:05,400 Speaker 1: Well, it's a thing. I couldn't find one, and I 75 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: couldn't Well the loftis what the loftist dunnies? Where are they? Well, 76 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:15,640 Speaker 1: it's apparently a bit of a beat. I couldn't risk 77 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:17,639 Speaker 1: going somewhere. 78 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,960 Speaker 2: Well, how am i I'm driving on the main road, 79 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,280 Speaker 2: I'm driving on the M one. 80 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,920 Speaker 1: How am I supposed to risk going into another I 81 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 1: couldn't trick my bladder again? 82 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,160 Speaker 2: Where'd you go? Well? I drove and drove and drove, 83 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,800 Speaker 2: and finally, and occasionally i'd see something. 84 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:30,920 Speaker 1: I saw another foodery. 85 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 2: But by then I was in the right hand lane 86 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 2: having to turn right, and that's way on the other side, 87 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 2: and so I was holding on, holding on. 88 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 1: Finally, around Brighton the sands, I thought, I'm have to 89 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 1: pull into something. 90 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 2: Where the container is Well, I don't know, because you know, 91 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,480 Speaker 2: someone chomped down on the trees, and so the council 92 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:47,320 Speaker 2: put up a container. 93 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 1: There's a great duney right there. It's on the wrong side. 94 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 1: It's all but that's the thing. It's all on the 95 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 1: wrong side for me. I know where they are heading 96 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,640 Speaker 1: to the south coast, coming back home? 97 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 2: Where are they all? So I went into another shell. 98 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,720 Speaker 2: I thought, I risk it, went on the shell and 99 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 2: I said, I'm happy to buy things. Going to use 100 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 2: your toilet And he said, we don't have one. 101 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 1: Oh no, And he said and. 102 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 2: He said there's one across a public one across that's 103 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 2: six lane highway. I said, how do I get there? 104 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 2: And he said you have to walk half a mile 105 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 2: back and cross over. So by then I just thought, 106 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 2: I'm just going to wean my car. So I got 107 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 2: back in the car and I just drove home. 108 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:23,120 Speaker 1: And what did you make it? I made? 109 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,720 Speaker 2: But here is my gripe, and I have a few 110 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:30,719 Speaker 2: is that. These are not petrol stations. They are service stations. 111 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 2: They put big signs out the front. We have food, 112 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 2: we have ATMs, we have stuff. 113 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,960 Speaker 1: We have quirky names like food. We have all this stuff. 114 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,400 Speaker 2: You should service a toilet and in the same way 115 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 2: that they check if all the lights are out of sync. 116 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:45,480 Speaker 2: It's a long drive from Wollongong to heath Coat. No 117 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,880 Speaker 2: chance of going to the toilet there. There are The 118 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 2: next two toilets were both out of action, and then 119 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 2: a long chunk before there was another one. Sure, keep 120 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,640 Speaker 2: an eye on it people or people like me, or 121 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,360 Speaker 2: kids or all that sort of stuff. 122 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 1: What are they going to do? So when did you weave? Well, 123 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 1: when I. 124 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,680 Speaker 2: Got home and I phoned ahead, and I said to 125 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 2: Harley and Liam, who's home for a few. 126 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,719 Speaker 1: Days, I said, get out of the toilet. I'm coming 127 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:12,680 Speaker 1: in hot. It's like top gun Maverick. Well, if anything, 128 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,799 Speaker 1: we give you a round of applus to your pelvic floor. 129 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,960 Speaker 1: It had quite the workout yesterday. Thank you.