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Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen

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Speaker 1: live on the Free hard a Well, I committed the

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Speaker 1: cardinal sin of flight travel, of choosing not to go

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Speaker 1: and take a WI just before boarding the plane.

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Speaker 2: Why is that a cardinal sin?

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Speaker 1: Well, I just think it can be a cardinal sin

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Speaker 1: if maybe you do need to go to the toilet

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Speaker 1: and you get a little bit arrogant and think, oh,

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Speaker 1: I reckon, I can probably hold it until the plane

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Speaker 1: takes off. Yeah, what's one thing you know about me?

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Speaker 1: As far as bladder holding the awful? When I got

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Speaker 1: to go, it goes zero to a e urgency.

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Speaker 2: There's a sense of urgencies. It takes you over.

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Speaker 1: As soon as I've got to go, I can't concentrate

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Speaker 1: and it's coming out one way or another.

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Speaker 3: And I know this about myself. Yeah, I got arrogant.

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Speaker 2: Why, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I've done a lot of international travel.

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Speaker 1: You know. Within a week I've done the flight to Amsterdam.

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Speaker 1: I was coming back. I was like, I think I've

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Speaker 1: got this thing in the bag. So I got a

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Speaker 1: piss just tweeting holding on, holding on to which is

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Speaker 1: the number one the number one skill of travelers holding

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Speaker 1: onto wis between six hundred people.

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Speaker 3: At some stage, you're gonna have to hold on. Anyway.

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Speaker 3: I got arrogant.

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Speaker 1: I didn't take a WI pre flight, sitting on the

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Speaker 1: plane and I'm sitting there and I'm like, oh.

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Speaker 3: I can feel it. Okay, I need to go. But

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Speaker 3: I'm okay, I need to go. How long? Anyway?

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Speaker 2: Loosen your belt, your belt back all I did the.

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Speaker 3: Chill, I crossed the leg over, oh, tapping my hands.

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Speaker 1: I was tapping my hands, and I think the person

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Speaker 1: next to me was like, oh, bug, I've got a

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Speaker 1: nervous fire in the aisle. Middle Okay, so middle, and

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Speaker 1: I'm tapping legs across and I'm like, but it's fine.

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Speaker 1: We're backing out. We're doing the big We're backing out.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be on.

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Speaker 2: The what do they call the back out? They call

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Speaker 2: it the convoying.

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Speaker 3: What's good?

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Speaker 2: Poo loves flying. What do they call it? The launching?

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Speaker 2: The kickback?

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Speaker 1: It's pushback, the pushback before we're pushing back in the

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Speaker 1: pushback in the pushback. So I was we'll be in

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Speaker 1: the air in no time and I Am going to

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Speaker 1: just bolt to the toilet. Everything will be fine. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: we get the announcement of the speak up. It's like

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Speaker 1: to lay here, guys have to wait for a couple

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Speaker 1: of other planes to take off.

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Speaker 3: I was the last thing you want to do?

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Speaker 4: You like?

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Speaker 2: How much info do you like there?

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Speaker 3: Stop watch?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Because sometimes they give you. You know, when they're like this.

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Speaker 4: How's a flight carrying from all They're going to kick

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Speaker 4: back about two hundred and forty degrees north and then

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Speaker 4: we'll be pushing on pretty good weather conditions.

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Speaker 1: Say you're like, shut up, movie started trying to watch

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Speaker 1: take I don't care about.

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Speaker 2: The pushback, don't care. I'm in the sea, got the

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Speaker 2: headphones on, don't care where we're going.

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Speaker 4: Or for me, I'm about to have a valium and

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Speaker 4: the world is about to go dark.

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Speaker 1: So if I had, if you've got a prescription on this,

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Speaker 1: but so if they and for me, it's like get

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Speaker 1: all your announcements out in one.

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Speaker 3: The worst is when it's like book and then you're like.

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Speaker 1: Okay, the movie, and then the movie starts, Oh, here's

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Speaker 1: another announcement the weather in your destination.

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Speaker 2: Well, mate, I was.

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Speaker 4: Sitting next to Max who was trying to watch Bluey

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Speaker 4: and she tells me she's just like what is going on?

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Speaker 2: Like you told me, I come on this plane and

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Speaker 2: watch the television. I don't want to get some guy talk.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, this is all happening okay, and I'm realizing

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Speaker 1: I suddenly need to go like one hundred percent. So

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting there, planes not moving, planes not moving, I'm waiting,

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Speaker 1: I'm tapping, and I was like, no, I can't od

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Speaker 1: of this, so belt off.

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Speaker 3: I leap from the guy who's in the aisle and

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Speaker 3: I run. Why well, I was going to piss my

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Speaker 3: pants like I was actually like, I am.

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Speaker 2: At it, and I had to a mental game for you.

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Speaker 1: I had the thought where I was like, Okay, maybe

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Speaker 1: I should just piss my pants because I can't get

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Speaker 1: up and run because that'll look probably a little bit dodgy, right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that's exactly how it looks. So I ran to

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Speaker 1: the front of the plane. The hostess like, what are

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Speaker 1: you doing?

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Speaker 3: Sit down, sit down, We're about to take off, and

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Speaker 3: I was like, I'm going to piss my pants. I'm

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Speaker 3: going to pass.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this stage, I'm getting eyes on you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, What the hell is going on? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: They then have to.

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Speaker 1: Call the captain because I was like, let me pissing

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Speaker 1: the bottle and they'll excuse me. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: close the blind, let me piss in the bottle. Like

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Speaker 1: so you can't piss in the bottle, Well, I was

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Speaker 1: going to piss my pants.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 1: I deminated to go to the toilet more and Wow,

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Speaker 1: the pain, the pain. Anyway, they were like, we've got

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Speaker 1: we've got to call the captain and I was like,

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Speaker 1: don't call the captain.

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Speaker 3: I don't want the captain knowing. She's like, I've got

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Speaker 3: to call the captain. She calls the captain.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, informs the captain that someone needs to so

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Speaker 1: desperately go to the toilet, that don't go to ther No.

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Speaker 1: Captain agrees amazingly, obviously reluctantly. I then go to the toilet.

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Speaker 1: At this stage, the entire plane knows what's going on

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Speaker 1: the walk of.

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Speaker 3: Shame that I had.

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Speaker 2: Could you wi? When you got.

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Speaker 3: Slowed it out of me?

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Speaker 2: I didn't need to know that the question I just said,

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Speaker 2: could you Like? I would have felt a lot of

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Speaker 2: pressure there.

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Speaker 1: You know how when you're ween on a plane, you've

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Speaker 1: got that bottom thing it goes tap tap tap, you know,

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Speaker 1: goes based on the pressure.

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Speaker 3: No, okay, not relatable anyway. My pressure is yeah.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, So went back to my seat. The point of

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Speaker 1: the story is the entire plane at that point knew

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Speaker 1: that I had effectively delayed the flight my Wii. Right,

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Speaker 1: So here's the question on thirteen one. They didn't they

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Speaker 1: didn't taxi.

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Speaker 3: No, they held the taxi so I could get through.

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Speaker 2: How much do you think they delayed? You delayed the

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Speaker 2: plane by.

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Speaker 1: Hard to say, but we ended up sitting on the

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Speaker 1: tarmac for like a lot longer, and people would just think.

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Speaker 2: It was just spotting the queue. Yes. Wow,