Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Just real host of a black couple of mitches. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. Yeah,
Speaker 2: no one says the word turn as an adult. Kids
Speaker 2: would be like can I return? You don't say that
Speaker 2: shit as an adult? Can I return? In your car?
Speaker 2: I want to turn? It is Miui and Mitchell Coops
Speaker 2: follow you. Are you well? You you've glowed up for
Speaker 2: some reason. Have a you're in a business shirt. You've
Speaker 2: got a fake tan. You look like a real estate
Speaker 2: agent from West Florida?
Speaker 3: Do you reckon the tan's held? I got this done
Speaker 3: for the Wicked movie premiere.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is your Glinda tan.
Speaker 3: And do you like my my new Wicked nails the
Speaker 3: new shade that isn't baby Pooh grew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's definitely Emerald City.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you noticed the shirt because I stole.
Speaker 2: It from Sean. Oh really look smart for one, you know,
Speaker 2: it's just not your vibe, Like it's like a.
Speaker 3: Business shirt that's not and of course sweaty pits. Oh no,
Speaker 3: so I don't wear these sorts of fucking business shirts.
Speaker 2: They do suit you, though, Yeah, it does suit you.
Speaker 2: That color is really nice on you. It's like a
Speaker 2: gray duck blue. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Can I give a shout out to one of our
Speaker 3: idiots Christopher I think his name was Actually if you
Speaker 3: have our idiots sent me this because I've been bitching
Speaker 3: about the sweaty underarms.
Speaker 2: Apparently if you get like a referral from your GP.
Speaker 3: To Sydney sweat Clinic or something, Yeah, you can get
Speaker 3: botox under the armpits and it's like medicare rebab and
Speaker 3: you're only a little bit out of pocket. So I've
Speaker 3: got the letter. I haven't booked it yet, but oh,
Speaker 3: that's going to be a godsend.
Speaker 2: You're going to get armpit botox. Get out such.
Speaker 3: An inconvenience because I get sweaty pits in winter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this summer is going to be awful. I wonder
Speaker 2: why you get sweaty pits. Might just be hormonals.
Speaker 3: Now it's my ADHD meds. The decks is raised my
Speaker 3: body temperature, so you know why, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I do know why. Now we'll get some botox. You
Speaker 2: have the hottest pits in town. Oh god, you can
Speaker 2: really see the pier. You can see you're going to
Speaker 2: have you got a jacket? No, I don't when price
Speaker 2: keep it Jenna high welcome. You've got a jacket. You
Speaker 2: could give it up to Mitchell.
Speaker 4: Would you sacrifice that and it'll get wet?
Speaker 2: It will not. There's a layer of protection I've got,
Speaker 2: like a tissue if you want to stuff it. So
Speaker 2: you went to Wicked. I bailed. I'm wicked.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe that. I just didn't feel well, so
Speaker 2: I didn't go. So I gave my ticket to a
Speaker 2: friend and I actually, this is an admission, Jenna. I
Speaker 2: thought of you straight away. I thought, who is the
Speaker 2: witchiest person I know? Oh yeah, why didn't you give
Speaker 2: it to Jenna? Because I was scrolling Instagram and I
Speaker 2: see Jenna at the Wicked premiere n and I think, oh,
Speaker 2: she's already there. I'll give it to another friend. And
Speaker 2: then I come back twenty minutes later and Jenna has
Speaker 2: revealed that she was just joking. She was actually going
Speaker 2: to get cat food.
Speaker 3: Oh, she just happened to be on the street where
Speaker 3: they were setting up Permi because she lives. So I
Speaker 3: did see that Instagram story Dienner review at the yellow
Speaker 3: Brick Road instead of the red carpet, it was the
Speaker 3: yellow brick Road. Smart I saw that and I thought, fuck,
Speaker 3: she's early. It's like one pm, and I'm start until
Speaker 3: the late aver.
Speaker 4: I know it was me and about twenty tourists just
Speaker 4: standing there taking a photo.
Speaker 3: It was insane of people there. Yeah, not even I'm
Speaker 3: not talking people in mided people on the street.
Speaker 2: I saw your instant story about the homophobia that was
Speaker 2: attacking here, the security guards homophobia for those that miss said.
Speaker 3: I was talking on Instagram about the fact that I
Speaker 3: didn't get one photo despite dolling myself up, forking out
Speaker 3: on a gorgeous outfit. I fell to a hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: Normally I don't at these things, and normally I avoid
Speaker 3: the photo wall. I don't like getting pictures taken. I
Speaker 3: feel like a dickhead posing and that sort of thing.
Speaker 3: But this time I was like, no, no, I'm ready,
Speaker 3: this is my moment, and it just never happened because
Speaker 3: security kept moving me on because it was so poor
Speaker 3: and organized. It never once crossed my mind that that
Speaker 3: could have been the reason so many people commented that
Speaker 3: sounds targeted. I'm like, I was one of many puffs there.
Speaker 3: Let me assure you I don't think that was the problem.
Speaker 2: I actually think, yeah, if you were straight, you'd be
Speaker 2: the minority wiki exactly. I don't actually think it was
Speaker 2: because you were gaming. That'd be ridiculous.
Speaker 3: It never crossed my mind because so many people said
Speaker 3: the same thing.
Speaker 2: Listen, you look gorgeous. Got your photo? Really? But was
Speaker 2: it crazy? Was the house that can you give us
Speaker 2: a review of the movie?
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm not meant to, like do spoilers and whatever
Speaker 3: not that I would, but like you, I thought that
Speaker 3: they would, I guess dilute it a bit because obviously
Speaker 3: Wicked the movie is based off a stage show, a musical,
Speaker 3: and I thought they might dilute it a bit to
Speaker 3: make it more palatable to the general public that maybe
Speaker 3: don't like musicals.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you no.
Speaker 3: No, they very much did the stage show justice, down
Speaker 3: to every little detail. I felt like I was watching
Speaker 3: the stage show on screen. It started with this.
Speaker 2: Of course, that's how it starts, just like the musical.
Speaker 3: And I said to Sean before the movie started, I said,
Speaker 3: if they don't start with that same orchestra number they
Speaker 3: usually do, it just won't be right.
Speaker 2: And when it did start that way, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm a show.
Speaker 3: I went in embracing myself to hate it. Being like,
Speaker 3: now they fucked it. Yeah, but they didn't honor the
Speaker 3: original stage show. But oh my god, they did.
Speaker 2: How does Wicked start again? I saw it like eight
Speaker 2: months ago, but I don't remember the opening scenes.
Speaker 3: They do like a flashback, so it starts with the
Speaker 3: end of the musical where they're like, good news, the
Speaker 3: Witch is dead, and then the rest of the musical
Speaker 3: is like a flashback to.
Speaker 2: Catch up to that. Mum, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3: And a lot of people didn't realize. I knew going
Speaker 3: into it, but the Wicked movie is only a part one. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 3: so it ends define gravity where normally at the stage
Speaker 3: show you'd go into intermission, and so so many people
Speaker 3: in the theater were.
Speaker 2: Like, what, yeah, what they haven't even shot the part two?
Speaker 2: Have they? I would assume they at least have part
Speaker 2: of it in the cans filmed it. I don't know.
Speaker 2: There was controversy on the pick up the radio show
Speaker 2: that I do because pretty Hocky was there, right. Brittany
Speaker 2: get This said that there was a line for Ethan Slader,
Speaker 2: who plays bock Right, he is obviously now dating around Grande,
Speaker 2: and there's all the rumors that they met on set
Speaker 2: and they both cheated on their partners, which I do
Speaker 2: remember ages ago. They were saying that arian is a
Speaker 2: home wrecker because he had a family, right.
Speaker 4: Yes, and he looks like her brother.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was apparently. I wouldn't have said but she
Speaker 2: had a boyfriend. But no, they were both split up
Speaker 2: if you really look into it. I don't want to
Speaker 2: get into the cheating of it all. But Brittany was saying.
Speaker 2: Everyone in the theater gasped when the box said the line,
Speaker 2: I would do anything for you because you know he
Speaker 2: loves her. And she thought, as a non wicked fan,
Speaker 2: that was a reference to the scandal. But we posted
Speaker 2: that and put it on line. Oh my god, we're
Speaker 2: being torn apart by wicked fans, little witches. Oh great,
Speaker 2: So I don't need to say anything. No, but I
Speaker 2: defended for I was in the right fulight. I was like, no,
Speaker 2: that's part of the text. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they really, I would say the dialogue was ninety
Speaker 3: nine point nine percent.
Speaker 2: Exactly as it is on stage. They didn't they didn't
Speaker 2: change a lot. That's good. Oh did you won the fly?
Speaker 2: Or are you here for Ariana's pivot? Like she said,
Speaker 2: I was listening to her on a podcast this week.
Speaker 2: She's not going to do music for the next ten years.
Speaker 2: She wants to focus purely. Yeah, she said, sorry to
Speaker 2: my fans like the music, but she wants to focus
Speaker 2: on acting and musical theater because they are her roots.
Speaker 2: That's where she started.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I've seen other people talking about
Speaker 3: the movie and giving reviews. I was strictly told not
Speaker 3: to fucking talk about it until like the twenty second
Speaker 3: of November. If you're a good bite, everyone else is
Speaker 3: bloody talking about it, so I may as well say this, Yeah,
Speaker 3: pleasantly surprised at.
Speaker 2: A really oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she no offense, blew me away far more than
Speaker 3: Cynthia as Alphaba.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, and you could just.
Speaker 3: Tell that Arianna is a wicked nerd, so she also
Speaker 3: wanted to do it justice.
Speaker 2: She is. You know, this is a little this is
Speaker 2: a little Easter egg gotten by our friend Justin Hill, right.
Speaker 2: He interviewed them, and he asked Ariana the credits in
Speaker 2: the credits at the end end of the movie, she's
Speaker 2: her name is actually not Ariana Grande. It's Ariana Grande something, yeah,
Speaker 2: hyphen something, which is her dad's surname, which is google it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: thanks Jenna, I'm hon it. Thanks yeah for that. It
Speaker 2: didn't even move a muscle.
Speaker 3: It starts with beh God, how do I pronounce that?
Speaker 3: Ariana Grunde hyphen butter butter show me should just say that?
Speaker 3: But I think it's anyway get close.
Speaker 2: When her dad first bought her tickets to see Wicked
Speaker 2: when she was a little girl, that was her name,
Speaker 2: so to honor the first time seeing it. Yeah, she
Speaker 2: credited herself, so she used the full name in the
Speaker 2: credit as her name when she saw the music my
Speaker 2: first time when she was a kid. It's really cute.
Speaker 2: I think that's really sweet. It's not that deep, is
Speaker 2: its beautiful?
Speaker 3: Well, that kind of contradicts everything Lady Gaga has ever said,
Speaker 3: because they always say to her in interviews, why are
Speaker 3: you credited in a movie as Lady Gaga and not
Speaker 3: Stephanie Germanotta. She goes, because that's my artist's name, Lady Gaga.
Speaker 3: Arian It's like, nowh fuck that I'm honoring the birth.
Speaker 2: Typically, I will say it's odd when you watch movies
Speaker 2: like The Joker and it's like Walk in Phoenix Miranda Smith,
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga, Well, how else would you know her? I know,
Speaker 2: but it just seems silly. Like it works for music
Speaker 2: because it's kind of camp and done, but when it's acting,
Speaker 2: it's like, what are you doing, Stephanie? I mean, give
Speaker 2: us your real name.
Speaker 3: Surely other actresses have absurd stage names. We've done a
Speaker 3: segment on this ages ago me to remember obviously, Whoopi
Speaker 3: Goldberg's real name is fucking Karen is yeah, Karen Karen Johnson.
Speaker 2: Wow, you know, it's funny. Recently I've been regretting not
Speaker 2: making my name Mitch macbeth.
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, you discussed there.
Speaker 2: I really have recently. I just can't picture.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's just because I know you with Mitch Cheery though,
Speaker 3: but I don't.
Speaker 2: It's weird. I think Mitch McBeth is a star, mits
Speaker 2: Cheery runs a subway franchise, you know.
Speaker 4: Just say something about it being unlucky or something.
Speaker 2: Well, McBeth is famously unlucky in the theater world because
Speaker 2: Macbeth is the Scottish player that Shakespeare road and people
Speaker 2: die when you perform it. So if you really it's
Speaker 2: bad luck to say Macbeth in the theater or to
Speaker 2: perform a production of Yes, basically, it's an old theater thing.
Speaker 2: An will get it arian whatever ariana, yeah, chening. So
Speaker 2: I just regret it, like Mitch Mitch McBeth, like it's
Speaker 2: such a stage name. Now here's Mitch macbeth and Mitchell coomb. Oh,
Speaker 2: I like Cheerry, Mitch Macbeth, mitchalk Combs, the three syllable thing.
Speaker 2: Also Mitch Chrury, Mitch Chery that's three one, Mitch Cheery,
Speaker 2: that's the three. Yeah, that's what I said, The exact
Speaker 2: same amount of syllables. Mitchell Combs three what are you
Speaker 2: trying to prove?
Speaker 3: And Mitch Churea are the same amount of syllables?
Speaker 2: That's my point.
Speaker 3: I'm right here, right, yeah, thank you. You know how
Speaker 3: we often say, is it just me on the fly?
Speaker 2: Can I do it? Talk back things on the fly? Sure? Oh?
Speaker 4: My favorite playing bits.
Speaker 3: Some talkback radio. I tuned into John Laws's final broadcast.
Speaker 2: Did you I didn't listen? No? I didn't no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I didn't tune in. Well do you want me to
Speaker 2: show you the last bit? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I feel like he just didn't know what to say.
Speaker 3: Maybe he was getting worked up, and so we just
Speaker 3: kind of not rushed it. It was very sincere. But
Speaker 3: I'll play it.
Speaker 2: For you anyway. I heard this. Let's do it all right?
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well I've got to go now. I don't necessarily
Speaker 5: want to go, but I think I should. And I'll
Speaker 5: miss you, you people who are listening now. I hope
Speaker 5: that you're all happy. I hope that you all remain happy.
Speaker 5: I hope that you're able to make a contribution to
Speaker 5: this wonderful thing that we've been given by God called
Speaker 5: a life. Making it. I mean, it's a wonderful thing.
Speaker 5: You've been given a life for goodness. Say, don't mess
Speaker 5: it up, you know, treat it with kindness, your life
Speaker 5: and treat with equal kindness the lives of any people
Speaker 5: that do you happen to encounter. And I'm sure you'll
Speaker 5: do that. But in the meantime, what do I do?
Speaker 5: I say goodbye.
Speaker 3: Far Hams and then plays the same song that he
Speaker 3: ends every show with.
Speaker 2: That was it? Oh, I do say goodbye? Oh I
Speaker 2: really like a kind let me be.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that John Borth meant as much to
Speaker 3: me as he does because I.
Speaker 2: Actually weld up a bit listening live.
Speaker 3: Really, I had like a really dramatic moment yearning out
Speaker 3: the window, and.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't believe it's God.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't cry weld up, that's it.
Speaker 2: I was just like, Wow, that's it. That is beautiful.
Speaker 2: I was actually thinking of suggesting this song. Hang on, listen.
Speaker 2: I was gonna suggest we use this as our final song. Oh,
Speaker 2: this will be the song that we play at the
Speaker 2: very end of our last episode. But I just feel
Speaker 2: like it means more to me than anyone. I don't
Speaker 2: mean anything to anyone else. With all due respect, I
Speaker 2: don't know who this is, neither do I.
Speaker 3: I think it's Roger Millwall. The only way that I
Speaker 3: know it is because it's the fucking John Law's ending song.
Speaker 2: Well, we still need to brainstorm. What about the idea
Speaker 2: of you playing the Titanic sinking song on the violin?
Speaker 2: I gave the violin back. Oh fuck rightly, so it
Speaker 2: wasn't that good. We could just play a song off
Speaker 2: my laptop instead. Lead to the Well we still haven't
Speaker 2: had that many submissions. What song do you think we
Speaker 2: should end the show with? Everyone?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen a few people in the group chatting
Speaker 3: about it. I reckon we all like on the final episode.
Speaker 3: Brainstorm on the flight, I reckon. We bring a song
Speaker 3: each and then we like vote which should be the
Speaker 3: last song we play?
Speaker 2: You know what we should do? What about the Lily
Speaker 2: Allen song that we use for the intro of the
Speaker 2: song intro of it is just Me? We could do
Speaker 2: a continuation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's taken from the Lily Allen song. This is
Speaker 3: the very start of the song. Late comer, see, this
Speaker 3: is not an emotional goodbye song?
Speaker 2: Is that? That wouldn't work? This isn't the vibe we're
Speaker 2: going for. I'm thinking more like time.
Speaker 3: To say good bye Barramba me whatever the fuck whatever?
Speaker 2: I agree. We need suggestions. Let's all bring one and
Speaker 2: then we can decide anyway. Welcome to the show. Everyone,
Speaker 2: the first time listening, this is just me. Every episode
Speaker 2: we start the same way. Something we've noticed, something we
Speaker 2: hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know Mine. I don't know mitches.
Speaker 2: We call them igems. Mine is very straightforward, to be
Speaker 2: honest with you, like, very very straightforward. That's a shithok
Speaker 2: something that I've noticed in the shower when I'm butt naked,
Speaker 2: and I think people are going to relate to it.
Speaker 3: Mine is, in a way a help warning. Oh my,
Speaker 3: something that I think a lot of us are guilty
Speaker 3: of could be causing us harm.
Speaker 2: Oh my m m. All right, well, can't wait for that.
Speaker 2: Who've gone first?
Speaker 4: Coombs?
Speaker 3: All right, let's go hit it, Bradley slash Lily Allen?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you ever fall asleep with your AirPods in? No? Never, really, Mitchell?
Speaker 2: Why would you sleep with your AirPods in? That's ridiculous?
Speaker 2: I do most night? What are you listening to? Brown noise?
Speaker 2: Don't you have like a like a I've got a
Speaker 2: home pod in my room that I play my sleep
Speaker 2: sounds on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm now sharing my bed and therefore my
Speaker 3: room with someone listening to his own nonsense. Both Sean
Speaker 3: and I fall asleep with air pods in listening to
Speaker 3: our own shit. What And every morning they're both scattered
Speaker 3: in the bed and so we're kind of like, wait,
Speaker 3: where's my right AirPod? Where's your left? Hang on, I've
Speaker 3: got yours under the pillow because I'm all out as
Speaker 3: you sleep. But yeah, I do it most nights. Is
Speaker 3: that not fucking normal?
Speaker 2: No? I've never in my life slept with their pods in.
Speaker 4: I do listen till I the Brown Noise and stuff,
Speaker 4: but I just have it on speaker.
Speaker 2: What is your I phone?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, Jenna, that's not the same yeap, hang on,
Speaker 3: Hang the fuck on.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna play.
Speaker 3: Brown Noise through the desk right now so everyone can
Speaker 3: hear it properly, and then play it off my phone
Speaker 3: and tell me if it's gonna have the same impact.
Speaker 2: It just bloody wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's see.
Speaker 3: By the way, it's the same twelve hour Brown Noise
Speaker 3: podcast on Spotify that I use every time.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, that's gonna be the top of my
Speaker 2: Spotify rap, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Your favorite podcast this year? Last year I had all
Speaker 2: rain Noises. Yeah, it fucks it right. Your favorite artist
Speaker 2: is rain Fruit Sounds. I'm not joking. Here we go.
Speaker 3: This is played properly, headphones on or crank it's up
Speaker 3: in the car. Either way, Brown noise helps your focus
Speaker 3: scratches deep inside the brain.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I can feel it.
Speaker 2: It feels like I'm on an airplane. And then what
Speaker 2: if I played just off my phone, like Jenna, does
Speaker 2: not the same impact? No, it doesn't.
Speaker 4: He doesn't eat like a deep inside you.
Speaker 2: You can't feel it in your books. What the fuck
Speaker 2: is that? What's it called? Just brown noise? You just
Speaker 2: search brown noise? And what a Sean listen to on.
Speaker 3: His Oh god, it varies. It'll be some nerdy political podcast,
Speaker 3: it'll be family Guy.
Speaker 2: But I fall asleep to nerdy political podcasts.
Speaker 5: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the other night, I couldn't know because Trump one
Speaker 2: and hard.
Speaker 3: Oh, you need to have a conversation with Sean about that.
Speaker 3: I felt like such a dumb asshole last week because
Speaker 3: he's genuinely quite rattled and anxious about Trump winning the election.
Speaker 3: And I don't know how to support him through that,
Speaker 3: because what the fuck would I know. I can't try
Speaker 3: and be reassuring because I'm uneducated. I can't be like,
Speaker 3: don't panic, It'll be fine. I don't know that Sean
Speaker 3: and I.
Speaker 2: Have had political discussions because we both listen to the
Speaker 2: same pod, Pod Save America, which is a podcast, a
Speaker 2: political podcast in America that we both lost. I didn't
Speaker 2: know that, Yeah, and we've bonded over it. Whenever we
Speaker 2: see each other, we end up talking about politics. It's frightening,
Speaker 2: but also the no you see each other. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: we've had a discussion once and I know and I
Speaker 2: just think the answer is no, one knows, like, we
Speaker 2: don't know what to do. It could be happening. That's
Speaker 2: what's making him anxious anyway, I digress.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't want to get political, so we both
Speaker 3: fall asleep with our AirPods in every night.
Speaker 2: I really thought you guys are going to back me up,
Speaker 2: and I wouldn't. It wouldn't just be me.
Speaker 3: But I saw something on TikTok the other day that said,
Speaker 3: you're not meant to bloody do that because a having
Speaker 3: the AirPods in it creates extra moisture in the ears,
Speaker 3: which then increases the risk of like wax build up
Speaker 3: and infections and shit.
Speaker 2: Oh no, and also it's a choking hazard. People who
Speaker 2: have just been asleep the airport's fallen into their mouth
Speaker 2: and they've woken up.
Speaker 3: Like deaths from airport inhalation. I checked my god, Yeah apparently,
Speaker 3: And I'm meant to fall asleep with the meme.
Speaker 2: Yeah I can. It doesn't surprise me, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: It's never been a problem. All that happens is I
Speaker 3: wake up and they're flat, like they're out of your ear. Well, yeah,
Speaker 3: they've never sayed in all night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't actually know what the solution you hear is.
Speaker 2: Why at headphones if you choke on, I could connect myself.
Speaker 2: It's different. It's aulation worse. Yeah, that's really hard.
Speaker 3: I can't believe that neither of you ever sleep with AirPods.
Speaker 3: I will say this. It has to be hold on,
Speaker 3: I'm just going to get to my moppet Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, got me is going down to his more pack.
Speaker 3: It has to be like you know, the older ones,
Speaker 3: the older air pods. Yeah, they're kind of longer. You
Speaker 3: have old air pods, I prefer them these months, oh,
Speaker 3: the original you know, the upgraded generation that have to
Speaker 3: annoy antilation and the transparency. So there's a microphone on
Speaker 3: the outside of the AirPod for transparency mode. And if
Speaker 3: you lie on your pillow with the airport in, the
Speaker 3: microphone does feedback.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, like you know when you hold
Speaker 2: a microphone close to a speaker and it goes really
Speaker 2: high squeeches.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Really, you lie down with one of these newer earbud
Speaker 3: like the floody ones that get backs all through them.
Speaker 3: If you lie down with those on, you get the
Speaker 3: mic feedback. It's fucked.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's why I prefer these so you feel
Speaker 2: like you're a year six student giving a speech and
Speaker 2: you've awkwardly walked too close to the monitor.
Speaker 3: Yes, Like you know how in school assembly, the mic
Speaker 3: feedback is always gradual.
Speaker 2: It's always like there's a build up, yeah, and everyone's like,
Speaker 2: oh here it comes here, a fucking coum. You just
Speaker 2: would keep having nightmares of a giant mosquito chasing you
Speaker 2: and you wouldn't know why it was repeating and happening
Speaker 2: to the airport feed Wait, just wake you straight up.
Speaker 3: Well, I just don't sleep with these ones because it's unpleasant.
Speaker 3: But now apparently I'm not med to sleep with these
Speaker 3: ones because I could choke and die or get an
Speaker 3: ear infection, which I don't need.
Speaker 2: It's the last bloody thing I need. I've got enough
Speaker 2: in fiction. Yeah do you know? Oh yeah, I was
Speaker 2: going to say, I think you'll be fine, that you're right?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? I told you once? Now I
Speaker 2: told you twice.
Speaker 1: I'll sleep the Folkstar review. It's not that hard to do.
Speaker 1: Leave the Folksto review. Now time for a round?
Speaker 2: Is it just you? Wow? I just realized I played
Speaker 2: it at the wrong Well yeah, I'm like, well, fuck
Speaker 2: that time you we're not there yet. Maybe the rumors
Speaker 2: are right. Maybe Oscar and I hate each other because
Speaker 2: Oscar just cut me off from my age jump. That
Speaker 2: was it.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I'll just have to play it a game show.
Speaker 2: My bad, bad, I'm ready for mine if I'm allowed?
Speaker 2: Am I allowed? Well?
Speaker 3: Can I let everyone know what's coming up in the
Speaker 3: next episode?
Speaker 2: Yeah? For sure?
Speaker 3: Well episode two forty eight, which is out on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Remember in twenty twenty two, I think you dragged my
Speaker 3: darling Sean in here. We were very fresh in our relationship,
Speaker 3: very and you caught it the Sean Pitts because you
Speaker 3: wanted to dig for information because I was a bit
Speaker 3: cagey career, were a new couple. I didn't want to
Speaker 3: give you all the details, so you fucking did it
Speaker 3: on the podcast. Well, on Wednesday, I'm doing even Stevens.
Speaker 3: I'm so keen for this even.
Speaker 2: It's going to be in here. Yeah.
Speaker 3: My boyfriend is just sending questions too. I've got plenty
Speaker 3: of my own, don't you.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm excited, but I'm also nervous. What I
Speaker 2: don't know, It's just it's weird. It's like bringing your
Speaker 2: partner to work like.
Speaker 3: This is now you know how I felt when you
Speaker 3: fucking dragged Sewan and here even Stephens, bitch, all right,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to do anything to make my comfortable
Speaker 3: in stress good.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited for it. Exciting listens to the show
Speaker 2: every week, so it is, mum, so let's try to
Speaker 2: keep it clean ish coming from you. I've cleaned up
Speaker 2: my act. I've got the smart smart We need to
Speaker 2: get one of those bells, like just a smart bell,
Speaker 2: shamea smart All right, that's next episode, beautiful Saint Stephen.
Speaker 3: A little reminded by the way, idiots, we are in
Speaker 3: the midst of Mugvember, so get your mug pre orders in.
Speaker 3: We've got the brand new mugs for this season, the
Speaker 3: final season, but then all the old ones are on
Speaker 3: sale as well at the end of November. Once they're
Speaker 3: in December, we're not taking any more orders. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: then we'll get them shipped out to you entime for Christmas.
Speaker 2: That's the promise. Yes, we'll get them a little crissy
Speaker 2: gifts and if you're then signed or sign them as well.
Speaker 2: But if you want to buy one bite now because
Speaker 2: they call soilose. Sorry, to interrupt. I just realized we
Speaker 2: never did the tiebreaker. Have you an Oscar?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh shit, hang on, let.
Speaker 3: Me pull it up.
Speaker 2: You have a dramatic drone sound effect. I'm sure I
Speaker 2: can find it. I think i'd rather the official things.
Speaker 2: There we go. Okay, So this was because I declared
Speaker 2: a recount, true Trump style.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I have to get a fucking six digit code
Speaker 3: before I can get in the back end.
Speaker 2: You keep talking. I'm trying to think of a back end.
Speaker 2: Joe couldn't come quick enough. There it is. So I
Speaker 2: did not win the merch battle. Mitchell did, of course,
Speaker 2: because he's got a bunch of Russian fans and we
Speaker 2: had a design each. Mine was the ear is too
Speaker 2: inspired you had I'm with idiot. Correct.
Speaker 3: It was a competition between us. I won by landslide.
Speaker 2: Correct. Then we went away on holiday as we were
Speaker 2: really well within our right to Oscar stole somehow the
Speaker 2: passwords to the podcast feed and posted misfit episodes what
Speaker 2: are full oft shit? And uh Oscar? Then breaching codes.
Speaker 2: Of course, I'm not suing him because I just don't
Speaker 2: think the litigation would be fair. Decided to launch his
Speaker 2: own merch Now his merch sold the same as my merch.
Speaker 3: Literally the exact same amount. I couldn't believe it. We
Speaker 3: decided to do a tiebreaker. We could sell him out
Speaker 3: of the two of you to ten. So you're battling
Speaker 3: for second place, not first.
Speaker 2: That's fine. I'll take what I can get at this point.
Speaker 2: And I flogged it. I had fans message me, and
Speaker 2: people messaged me who said I bought merch, and then
Speaker 2: went back to those messages and said picks. And then
Speaker 2: the people that sent me chicken merch, I had hits
Speaker 2: put on them, and then once yeah, I'm with idiot,
Speaker 2: I celebrated them. So here we go. These are the
Speaker 2: results for second place, technically first place, but in the
Speaker 2: second tier. You know what I mean, it is away.
Speaker 2: It's the first place. Here we go. Music's making me
Speaker 2: so anxious.
Speaker 3: So overall, in first place, it is still me with
Speaker 3: the arrans to a merch.
Speaker 2: I didn't catch up. No, you didn't let me. Okay.
Speaker 3: In second place, it's actually neither of you, Rasher, no,
Speaker 3: not that.
Speaker 2: In second place, it's the mugs.
Speaker 3: They're selling like hotcakes, and that's good. That's great, So sorry,
Speaker 3: neither of you. With second place, but we do have
Speaker 3: a result. Yes, oh you're not fight anymore. Okay, in
Speaker 3: third place, I'm a nervous Mitchell cheery. Oh well I'm
Speaker 3: with idiots. Thank god, Well, congratulations you, thank you place
Speaker 3: Chicken still for only in fourth place, and then interestingly
Speaker 3: fifth place, we've now got a tie between the Rash
Speaker 3: shirts and the totally toe bags.
Speaker 4: Ah, interesting, there we go.
Speaker 2: Well, that's thank you to all the idiots that purchase
Speaker 2: the Army Idiot range and the Chicken range. Let's be honest,
Speaker 2: it's all supporting the shows, so we're very great.
Speaker 4: Absolute please keep buying them.
Speaker 2: And congratulations to price keeper Chicken. That's what's his.
Speaker 3: Name, roving reporter Oscar. You didn't even get any of
Speaker 3: the words right.
Speaker 2: And that wasn't even a joke. Congratulations Chug that it
Speaker 2: brings us to our next point. The rash shirts.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're nearly sold out, so a couple of minutes.
Speaker 2: Not calm that are you?
Speaker 3: All the merchants coming to an end, so mugs by
Speaker 3: the end of the month. Rash shirts selling like cockcakes
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 4: Rash shirts are so good.
Speaker 2: Always purchase the rash shirts.
Speaker 3: Yes, please say just you know, pick your poison by whatever.
Speaker 3: We're not getting a competition anymore, Jenna post get what you.
Speaker 2: Get what you want to shop? Tony and Rye merch
Speaker 2: by that who gives a Ship? It's the favorite podcast.
Speaker 2: Can I do it? eGym or not? Do we want
Speaker 2: to hear it? Jenna, I'm not really it's not even good. Okay,
Speaker 2: then it No, it's actually one of my worst I
Speaker 2: just don't know if there's much to.
Speaker 4: Go under estimate.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll see, Bradley. Is it just me? Is
Speaker 2: bar soap so back? It never left?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: I'm so glad I can kiss you right now. Bar
Speaker 2: soap has fallen into my hands as a gift from
Speaker 2: the Lord. It is incredible. Why did you stop using it?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Body wash big farmer got onto me
Speaker 2: and I thought I had to get the body wash.
Speaker 2: It cleans you better. You get more surface area you
Speaker 2: can scrub and lather. Let me tell you a little
Speaker 2: chunk of dove soap, one little rub between your hands.
Speaker 2: I think the dove's too small personally. Oh, you want
Speaker 2: like a big hefty your pears purse, a rectangular prism
Speaker 2: sort of thing.
Speaker 4: Oh interesting, I must say pears good tears is good.
Speaker 2: Look, whatever your poison, whatever your bar is, it just
Speaker 2: lathers up. You can get it in the bit bubby,
Speaker 2: it gets all bubbly. There's something fun about watching it shrink.
Speaker 2: The only annoying part is the last week of a
Speaker 2: bar of soap, when it gets real soft and it's
Speaker 2: thin now.
Speaker 3: The only fucked part is the bloody marks that leaves
Speaker 3: wherever you leave the thing of soap in the shower.
Speaker 2: The residue, yeah, the residue, the remnants. It's so gross. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 3: You've got a soap dish, aren't they a fucking wasting
Speaker 3: time and more time cleaning them?
Speaker 4: When it slips out of your hand.
Speaker 2: And oh and it's worse, so bad, and when you
Speaker 2: sell mates next to you, and then you've got to
Speaker 2: bend down and then.
Speaker 3: Ever dropped the soap? All jokes aside, really, Oh I've
Speaker 3: never dropped it.
Speaker 4: Oh I have multiple times. And it makes a big.
Speaker 2: Soap on a rope, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was such a daggy Christmas present for your dad,
Speaker 3: like a cricket ball or a ball on a fucking rope?
Speaker 2: Do you remember soap on like a stick and so
Speaker 2: you can get your back? Yeah, I have soap on
Speaker 2: a stick. Do you remember the soap that they used
Speaker 2: to give to you, And I had like a toy
Speaker 2: inside it was clear. I used to get Nickelodeon soap,
Speaker 2: so they had like Tommy Pickle in the middle of it.
Speaker 3: What I don't know, the ya like, no, that was
Speaker 3: a thing, and you're like a kin of surprise.
Speaker 2: So yeah, but it's so it would start out as
Speaker 2: a color, then as you'd wash, it'd like become opaque
Speaker 2: and you'd see like Chucky in.
Speaker 3: There and like literally encouraging kids to wash themselves. Correct,
Speaker 3: that's fucking clear problems like Chuck. You had spike spiky
Speaker 3: red hair on this plastic toy. As you wash yourself,
Speaker 3: you'd start you'd.
Speaker 2: Be like, I'm close to Chackie. It's just these little
Speaker 2: pricks and said, I never knew that was a thing.
Speaker 2: Now me too. Anyway, it's cheap, the times are tough.
Speaker 2: It'll clean your butt everything bars, So that's specifically what
Speaker 2: I like it for. You can get in there, yeah,
Speaker 2: because if.
Speaker 3: You're using body wash to wash between the cheeks, you've
Speaker 3: got to literally sick finger.
Speaker 2: It's not the let the bar soape do the work.
Speaker 2: That's what I've learned. I agree, eagin bar soape. Is
Speaker 2: it too late? Probably? Yeah? All right, now it's the
Speaker 2: right time to play this. I told you once.
Speaker 1: Now I told you toys, I'll sleep the folks review.
Speaker 1: It's not that hard to leave the folkso review now.
Speaker 1: Time for aroundnizza just high.
Speaker 2: You know what I thought hearing it a second time,
Speaker 2: it made me sick. Had the grain on you? Of
Speaker 2: course it's great on a beautiful singing voice. All right,
Speaker 2: we have your chance now to be on the show
Speaker 2: for the very last time. I believe that if you
Speaker 2: call us for it, is it just you? You're getting
Speaker 2: a very special prize from price keeper Jenna. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Actually, anyone that was visiting this time last week you
Speaker 3: would have heard the umbrella fiasco. We ordered umbrellas for
Speaker 3: one listener, Emmy, who was calling about umbrellas, and we
Speaker 3: just said, oh, we'll get a customed umbrella as your prize. Oh,
Speaker 3: it's become so much more complicated than it needed to be,
Speaker 3: because Jenna's freaking out. She doesn't know how to post
Speaker 3: an umbrella. To be fair, you did order the biggest
Speaker 3: umbrella I've ever seen. I didn't know if you look online,
Speaker 3: it just looks like a fucking umbrella.
Speaker 4: Okay, fair, I've been so stressed.
Speaker 3: I will also say this, they've sent us double because
Speaker 3: when Jenna told me that we've got ten umbrellas, I
Speaker 3: was like, I swear to god, I ownly ordered five.
Speaker 3: So they got lost in the post, so like the
Speaker 3: courier couldn't find his way around Pepsi Palace, and so
Speaker 3: I got an email saying it's.
Speaker 2: Been declared lost in transit. They're gone. I said to Jenna.
Speaker 2: Have they turned up?
Speaker 3: She goes, nuh, they know where to be seen. I
Speaker 3: waited a week, still in no umbrellas. So I contacted
Speaker 3: the manufacturer or whatever, and said, where am I fucking umbrellas?
Speaker 3: They said, sorry, it's lost in transit, will send more.
Speaker 3: So they sent another five and then both turned up somehow.
Speaker 3: So now we've got double them. Maybe we should put
Speaker 3: those on the fucking website.
Speaker 2: I love to ky, why don't we keep one as
Speaker 2: a little memento for the show? Take why I love
Speaker 2: a be a umbrella?
Speaker 4: Just a register at my desk so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to earn it, bitch. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So Jenna was freaking out at the fact that she
Speaker 3: doesn't know how to mail these umbrellas well.
Speaker 2: I stepped in.
Speaker 3: I said, I'll find a fucking tube that one might
Speaker 3: send a poster in.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Jenna, can you fetch an umbrella right here?
Speaker 2: Right now? Oh, you're gonna put the umbrella at the
Speaker 2: brolly in the tube.
Speaker 3: Look how big this post the tube?
Speaker 2: There's no way what you're gonna hit the ceiling.
Speaker 3: Oh I know, there's no way it won't fit in that, right.
Speaker 2: No, it'll fit in that. I actually got's too large.
Speaker 2: Oh my good, that's a big motherfucker. Yeah, we've got
Speaker 2: the umbrella right. Yeah. Oh, here we go the moment
Speaker 2: of truth. Drum roller lighting it into Mitchell guide, do
Speaker 2: we you've done this before? Oh my god, it's almost there,
Speaker 2: up to the handle. Oh wow, plenty of room. Let
Speaker 2: me see perfect. You might have to pad it a little, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it, Jenda, might have to pad it
Speaker 2: a little. Look is it fitters that coming out? The
Speaker 2: lid keeps coming off? Call we just tap it. Yes,
Speaker 2: I wonder how much that's going to cost the kideo
Speaker 2: a fair bit to ship out of the batter. We're
Speaker 2: here now, hey, dedication only for the next few callers.
Speaker 2: This is one of nine now that I've stolen one
Speaker 2: Unbrellas limited edition eight because one of them is going
Speaker 2: to there's eight left. I mean you can hit us
Speaker 2: up a couple of mitches. Of course, you can text
Speaker 2: us on this number if you haven't heard enough of
Speaker 2: Boscau's Alice this number.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought to nine two zero two nine.
Speaker 2: And that's exactly what Haley has done today. Hailey's in Newcastle.
Speaker 2: She's going to be the first to get it eat umbrella.
Speaker 2: Shall we call her?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's give her a bath. I don't think she
Speaker 3: should be the first. Make sure you send Emmy's first.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm definitely sending Emmy's.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hailey, Haley, where you going?
Speaker 2: We are pretty good? So good? You sound sweet. Sometimes
Speaker 2: you talk to people, and I'll be honest, they sound
Speaker 2: like cows. You sound sweet?
Speaker 6: Oh, thank you so much?
Speaker 3: Are you actually sweet?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 6: I will just say yes, yes.
Speaker 2: But you know what, the ones that sound sweet and
Speaker 2: look sweet often cows. It's weird how it works.
Speaker 3: Hello, I'm a living example.
Speaker 2: Literally rovers in the porting. How are you? Where are
Speaker 2: you calling from? In the world?
Speaker 3: Newcastle?
Speaker 6: From Newcastle?
Speaker 2: Where like near Henny Penny or are you near the ocean?
Speaker 6: Or I don't think I've ever seen a Henny Penny
Speaker 6: in my life.
Speaker 2: Mind you, isn't that Newcastle's thing?
Speaker 6: I think I don't know, it's I don't see them,
Speaker 6: So every time we talk about it on the pod,
Speaker 6: I was just like, I don't know where what is
Speaker 6: to be there.
Speaker 2: The last time I was in Newcastle was when the
Speaker 2: Pasha Bulker was breached and there was multiple heavy and
Speaker 2: I just remember being so infatuated with it, so I
Speaker 2: just thought they were everywhere, like ld.
Speaker 3: That's the extent of your Newcastle trivia, the passive bulk
Speaker 3: of whatever it's called.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all all right. Have you got anyth it's
Speaker 2: me for us?
Speaker 6: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, perfect, Bradley's going to count you when you're
Speaker 3: met it to go, Hailey, Right, let's go.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Is trying to get a fuck when you live with
Speaker 6: your parents an absolute nightmare?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: My days? Well right, I can well, I'm doing fine
Speaker 2: at the moment, but I can relate to the pain.
Speaker 2: It's really tough, especially if they're right above your bedroom
Speaker 2: like they are with me. What why are you living
Speaker 2: with your parents? Are you back with your parents, or
Speaker 2: if you just never left.
Speaker 6: Okay, So it's not my story, but this is a
Speaker 6: story of somebody that I know. So there is a
Speaker 6: closeted gay man, let's call him Barry.
Speaker 2: Barry that checks out.
Speaker 6: Okay, So Barry lives with his mom, who is extremely
Speaker 6: religious and homophobic unfortunately.
Speaker 2: As old as time. How old is Barry? Because I'm
Speaker 2: picturing someone who's eighty early twenties.
Speaker 4: What about Ryan?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Bryan, let's go Ryan.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so the twinker is Ryan. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So Ryan leaves with his homophobic mother.
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 6: So Ryan, Yeah, lives with his mom and then his
Speaker 6: mom is going to work. Ryan's like, I'll see you
Speaker 6: when you get home this afternoon.
Speaker 2: He's got the house to himself.
Speaker 6: Yeah, anyway, Ryan goes, Okay, I'm going to have I
Speaker 6: don't know, Brody over that. He's been chatting too, because
Speaker 6: homophobic mom's not around. They can, you know, get up
Speaker 6: the fun yep?
Speaker 2: Mind you.
Speaker 6: Ryan has a single bed in his old right.
Speaker 2: Okay, Wow, I can relate to that. My boyfriend Stephen
Speaker 2: has so think things can be done.
Speaker 6: It's not to go and grow up anyway, Ryan, whose
Speaker 6: house it is, goes oh, well, let's just go and
Speaker 6: fuck on mum's bed. Okay, do and mind you Ryan,
Speaker 6: who the story is about. He has never bottoms before.
Speaker 2: Oh, I see.
Speaker 6: So anyway, they're getting into it and stuff like that.
Speaker 6: And this guy obviously thought that he had prepped, but
Speaker 6: he doesn't.
Speaker 2: He hadn't cleared the runway. I see.
Speaker 6: Next minute, shit goes all over mum's bed. Oh and
Speaker 6: this beautiful man that he's invited over says, it's fine,
Speaker 6: we'll deal with it. It's so, it's normal, happens every top,
Speaker 6: just like that.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 3: If you're going to fornicate in that area, be prepared
Speaker 3: to cop the wreath.
Speaker 2: You're right. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Anyway, Ryan's phone rings and it's his mum.
Speaker 2: Oh god, bhi darling.
Speaker 6: Just let you know that we got that delivery coming.
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna back home on my lunch break in
Speaker 6: a minute and sign it because I've got a sign
Speaker 6: for it.
Speaker 2: And she wasn't due for hours. I'm assuming hours.
Speaker 6: Yeah, hours. He's like, what the fuck am I going
Speaker 6: to do? How do I explain? Shit's all over the bed?
Speaker 6: So they were like, okay, let's just go, let's just fail.
Speaker 6: I think it's the safest option. So they get dressed
Speaker 6: right on the left yep, yep, without cleaning anything up.
Speaker 6: Fifteen minutes later, Ryan gets a phone call of his
Speaker 6: mum and he freaks out and he answers it and
Speaker 6: he's like hey, and she is furious. She's like, what
Speaker 6: the fuck has happened?
Speaker 2: There is shit? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: So the first thing he says is, oh, like I've
Speaker 6: been out all day, Like sorry, I forgot to tell
Speaker 6: you I'm in a maid's house. And she's like, well,
Speaker 6: what the fuck? And then he's like, oh, but I
Speaker 6: left the dog in when I left, maybe like he's
Speaker 6: gotten into something or and then immediately his home changes
Speaker 6: and was like it's okay, it's fine, I'll clean it up.
Speaker 6: I hope you have a good time. And he's like,
Speaker 6: you know what, I'm just going to stay in my
Speaker 6: mate's house and now I can't be coming home. She's like, no, worries.
Speaker 6: All good.
Speaker 3: Now he's really disavoiding all responsibility and problems.
Speaker 2: Has he showered yet, because I'm really worried about the
Speaker 2: shitty asshole?
Speaker 6: But sure, many questions. Anyway, he goes home. His mum's
Speaker 6: is in the driveway. He goes in and she's like, Ryan,
Speaker 6: we need to have a serious chat. So he sits down.
Speaker 6: She's like, so you know what happened yesterday? And then
Speaker 6: he's like, yeah, you told me what happened. Yeah, and
Speaker 6: she goes, oh, so okay, in enters the dog. Let's
Speaker 6: call let's call it Frankie.
Speaker 2: Okay, sure the dog is Frankie, right. Must we protect
Speaker 2: the identity of this dog if we will?
Speaker 6: But anyway, she goes, you said that Frankie like got
Speaker 6: into something and shut on my bed and all light.
Speaker 6: And then he's like yep, and she goes, well, I
Speaker 6: took Frankie to the vet yesterday and and the vet
Speaker 6: said that, you know, diarrhea and stuff and older dogs
Speaker 6: isn't good. So I put Frankie down yesterday.
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh Frankie died. Oh oh.
Speaker 6: So he had to he had to dig it timmy
Speaker 6: tiny grave.
Speaker 4: Oh he killed this dog.
Speaker 2: He gives the whole new meaning to fuck me, Dad. Definitely.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, doggie style, really salting the
Speaker 2: wound for the dog. Wait, so hold on, is he
Speaker 2: out now, Luke? Has he has he come out? Is
Speaker 2: it all good? Or is it right? I couldn't hell, Ryan.
Speaker 6: So Ryan's come out now and now I just want
Speaker 6: to let you all know that he has a cat ah.
Speaker 4: Okay, right, I can't understand.
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for your call, appreciate it. We'll said you
Speaker 2: had a prime. Make sure you hit up if you're addressed. Okay,
Speaker 2: thanks god, thank you, Oh my god, Jesus.
Speaker 3: I thought that the story was going to be about
Speaker 3: the shark incident, and I'm like, hey, hey, hey, we
Speaker 3: don't shame that in this house. Like you said, any
Speaker 3: supportive top won't have any few with that. Nothing to
Speaker 3: be embarrassed.
Speaker 2: But it's part on you, and it is on you.
Speaker 2: You're the one who did it. You're putting things in
Speaker 2: there exactly. Don't be shocked when things come out. Yes,
Speaker 2: all right, well we've got to go. Thanks for listening, idiots,
Speaker 2: Thank you. As you can said earlier in the show,
Speaker 2: leave us a review. Just because we're ending doesn't mean
Speaker 2: we need to don't need support five stars. Just write
Speaker 2: your thoughts, you know what, it'd be nice to have
Speaker 2: some messages there about the show ending. That way, people
Speaker 2: never find us.
Speaker 3: No are you craving some sort of ego.
Speaker 2: But just say sad the show's ending, or can someone
Speaker 2: just fucking write show is ending FYI. So if people
Speaker 2: got to find us, they can read the reviews and
Speaker 2: go ah, okay, maybe.
Speaker 3: The review needs to be specific and say definitely worth
Speaker 3: a binge from the start.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know the show is ending.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go back because I know for a fact, hang on,
Speaker 3: let me just go on to Apple Podcasts. That's where
Speaker 3: you can write a review. Did they tell you the
Speaker 3: total amount?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jude at the bottom.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we've only got six hundred ratings. Not even
Speaker 3: all of those are written. I know for a fact
Speaker 3: we've got far more than six hundred. Business So many
Speaker 3: of you listening right now haven't even bothered to leave
Speaker 3: of you despite years of us begging and now begging.
Speaker 2: Through but the love of God, leave us a review.
Speaker 2: Are you wanna? Thanks for listening, idiots, We'll see you soon,
Speaker 2: catch you very soon. Tada bye?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: A podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 3: A welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end.
Speaker 2: We pretend the show it's done, but it's not. It's
Speaker 2: you're standing up by the way. I need to get
Speaker 2: my water. Can you just pad for a second?
Speaker 3: Sure, that's right, I DoD.
Speaker 4: Why where has it been the whole episode?
Speaker 2: I thought he sounded clammy. I feel like that's not
Speaker 2: a phobia.
Speaker 3: But something that I find really irritating that it's only
Speaker 3: developed in the last year or so.
Speaker 2: I hate hearing spit clicks.
Speaker 4: On my Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 3: That's why I've always got fucking water right next to me,
Speaker 3: constantly hydrating. Try to avoid that because it irks me.
Speaker 3: I don't even know if it irks anyone else, but
Speaker 3: it irks me, and I have to fucking listen when
Speaker 3: I'm editing. The other day, when I listened to our
Speaker 3: John Law's interview because we posted that as a bonus,
Speaker 3: it was full of spit clicks. Obviously it wasn't a
Speaker 3: trigger at that point. I shouldn't have pointed it out. No,
Speaker 3: everyone else is going to notice what happened.
Speaker 4: I didn't notice.
Speaker 3: I was saying that I've noticed in recent years, maybe
Speaker 3: even the last year, I've developed this real sensory issue
Speaker 3: with the sound of spit clicks.
Speaker 2: Oh, you've mentioned that. It just messaged me after editing
Speaker 2: and gone, if you could please keep the spit clicks
Speaker 2: to a minimum. It's not an active choice. I never
Speaker 2: actually said that I'm a monitor.
Speaker 3: I was saying that I never used to be bothered
Speaker 3: by it. I never noticed that. Most people probably don't.
Speaker 3: But when we reposted that John Law's interview, it was
Speaker 3: full of spit because.
Speaker 2: Was that John Law?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 2: And both of us really? Yeah, I had dry mouth?
Speaker 3: I was a yeah, we must have been parched as fuck.
Speaker 3: That's what I said to Jenna. Oh, I'm glad he's
Speaker 3: going to get water. It's going to be spit click
Speaker 3: from him today.
Speaker 2: I just know it. Sorry, Do I sound a bit colicky? Now? Dude?
Speaker 2: Where does it come from? The tongue?
Speaker 3: I actually don't know, Maybe the side of the cheeks.
Speaker 3: I thought it was all me. I thought it was
Speaker 3: the dry mouth. That's another thing. Another side effect of
Speaker 3: the ADHD meds dry mouth temperature, that.
Speaker 2: It makes your pits wet, but your mouth very very parched.
Speaker 3: And if you could just swap that'd be awesome. Although
Speaker 3: do I want to particularly wet mouth?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: You know, Why don't you just come off the drugs? Huh?
Speaker 2: Why don't you just come off the drugs? Dn't be ridiculous?
Speaker 2: How long have you not had them?
Speaker 5: For?
Speaker 2: Like, is there a period where you've forgotten or you've
Speaker 2: been off them?
Speaker 3: Not really, what's in a habit now? In fact, I'm
Speaker 3: merely do for some what's ax DEXI a clock everywhere?
Speaker 2: Yeah, nearly.
Speaker 3: But there was the point where I was convinced this
Speaker 3: is so fucking dumb to admit. When I first went
Speaker 3: on them, I obviously noticed increased productivity, increased focus, whatever,
Speaker 3: And then I was feeling smug and I was like,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm doing, fine, I don't need them anymore.
Speaker 2: It's because you were on them exactly. What fuck?
Speaker 3: And so I went off them and I didn't struggle
Speaker 3: or anything in terms of like withdrawals, but I did
Speaker 3: not if myself becoming slower, and so I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, what a fuck?
Speaker 2: We now have to go back on them. So it
Speaker 2: does increase productivity, yes, and like focus in particular for
Speaker 2: me really yeah, wow, my end of chronologist has put
Speaker 2: me on met foreman. What the hell's that? I don't know,
Speaker 2: but I have like very low blood sugar, like it
Speaker 2: just drops out of nowhere. That's where part of my
Speaker 2: know how I'm saying. I was really dizzy and getting
Speaker 2: clammy and Apparently I was hyperglycemic, so my blood sugar
Speaker 2: was well, my insulin was really high because I lost
Speaker 2: a whole bunch of weight and my endocrine system is
Speaker 2: all out of whack. I'm sorry you've lost me. I
Speaker 2: lost too much weight very quickly, and my body's kind
Speaker 2: of like, oh, kind of we're used to this. We're
Speaker 2: used to this big well, we're used to this big body,
Speaker 2: and now this is happening. But then also I'm fitter,
Speaker 2: but then I don't have web.
Speaker 3: It's meant to be. They're meant to be high or low.
Speaker 2: It's meant to be just like at a normal level. Right,
Speaker 2: you don't want it high, although high as diabetic, low
Speaker 2: as is hypoglycemic. So I was having low moments and
Speaker 2: I didn't realize it. So I'd be sitting there. Even
Speaker 2: on the post cast, you guys would have seen like
Speaker 2: I'd start getting fully clammy, sweaty, feeling like I'm going
Speaker 2: to pass out and get dizzy. And that's because my
Speaker 2: blood sugar was too bottoming out. You're the opposite of diabetic. YEA.
Speaker 3: Interesting, I just assume that my blood sugar level is fine.
Speaker 3: I've never actually no if your sugar, if your but
Speaker 3: sugar is too high.
Speaker 2: It's dry mouth, and it's like you're craving sweet things
Speaker 2: and you're peeing all the time because your body is filtering.
Speaker 2: Oh hello, yeah, okay, now it's doctor Google, you know
Speaker 2: when you go Google. Yeah, and ache, I'm tired. What
Speaker 2: I call the police?
Speaker 3: You know, blurred vision, No, I've got glasses for that.
Speaker 3: Urinating large amounts, Yes, excessive first, Yes, feeling tired, well,
Speaker 3: not all the time, and that's on dexies freaking. I
Speaker 3: wouldn't say frequent.
Speaker 2: Hunger Mitchell, I'd say is a mix of the fact
Speaker 2: that you drink a lot, a shit ton of water,
Speaker 2: a little metricshit ton of water, and you're ONHD. But
Speaker 2: I reckon the ADHD meant to be drying you out.
Speaker 2: That's why you because it's just so hard to get
Speaker 2: anything right. And the reason I sleep with their POD's
Speaker 2: going back to that. It's because I'm trying to improve
Speaker 2: my sleep, and like you know, the brown noise is
Speaker 2: meant to be good for mindfulness and meditation and whatever.
Speaker 3: So I'm trying to improve myself. But at the same time,
Speaker 3: I'm giving myself an ear infection.
Speaker 2: Apparently you just can't win Apple music or are you
Speaker 2: on Apple Music? No? Oh, because I was going to
Speaker 2: share my sleep playlist.
Speaker 4: Can you share it with me?
Speaker 2: This is what I sleep to every night. Ready that
Speaker 2: for I don't do much for me. Oh that makes
Speaker 2: me so relaxed. Really no, it doesn't much. Calms me
Speaker 2: right down, makes me really happy.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Storms, I love thunderclaps. Oh my god, it makes me
Speaker 2: really calm because it just you know what, it makes
Speaker 2: me think.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it makes me come or calm.
Speaker 2: Calm, It makes me really come. I think I thought
Speaker 2: you said. That's why I was so appalled. Come on
Speaker 2: and rain clouds, clo Jesus, that's that's some precipitation getting
Speaker 2: me going. That's disgusting, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: The rain isn't only droplets right now, it's not droplets.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, I can't share it with you, but
Speaker 2: just try sleep and strong because sleep sleep to try that.
Speaker 2: By the way, it doesn't do anything. Steven likes the
Speaker 2: sleeping storm, which is good. So you need to ask
Speaker 2: like Sean what he likes and then find one that
Speaker 2: you like. Then you can just play it off of
Speaker 2: a big speaker communal speaker. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The problem is that our bedrooms so far from the
Speaker 3: router that the Alexa keeps dropping out. I used to
Speaker 3: play sleep music on the Alexa.
Speaker 2: Fuck but yeah, no, wonder you can't sleep.
Speaker 3: I know it's just too many hoops. I just pop
Speaker 3: the AirPods in.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Again, I haven't had any issues so far. But then
Speaker 3: when I saw that thing on TikTok warning me against it,
Speaker 3: I was like, for God's sake, there's just always hurdles,
Speaker 3: thick of hurdles.
Speaker 2: Is it just me on the fly? Fuck hurdle? Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're not actually hurdling. Are you're not like doing actual
Speaker 2: physical hurdles? Huh like the sport hurdling? Did I ever
Speaker 2: imply that I've ad just just checking stupid question? Sorry,
Speaker 2: he's just me on the fly. Or are you stressed
Speaker 2: about hurdles? I thought maybe you weren't liking hurdles. Well,
Speaker 2: what time do you go to bed? And then what
Speaker 2: NY four sleep? Question? Yeah? How many hours do you get? Again?
Speaker 2: It varies? Yeah, but what it's your average?
Speaker 6: Eight?
Speaker 2: Oh that's good? Yeah, I do eight to nine. I
Speaker 2: sleep a lot.
Speaker 3: What the fuck's your excuse here? I's thinking you're a
Speaker 3: shift worker. It's always nacket. He doesn't get enough to sleep.
Speaker 3: You're getting more than anyone. I get to sleep bine,
Speaker 3: but I sleep in.
Speaker 2: I get to sleep late, which is still not good
Speaker 2: because your rhythms out them as sudden funcks you up
Speaker 2: because you're sleeping at like eleven am. The curtains first,
Speaker 2: I've got five fo holes. They're like shutters plantation shutters.
Speaker 3: Oh that's what I want in my play.
Speaker 2: Very expensive.
Speaker 3: You've seen how much natural light I have in the penthouse.
Speaker 3: For the first week, there were no blinds, and they're like,
Speaker 3: don't worry. Someone's kind of when saw the blind in
Speaker 3: a few days time. Oh fuck me, that was hell.
Speaker 3: I needed sunglasses in twice.
Speaker 2: Why don't you get curtains from my care? You can
Speaker 2: get stick on once because you're in a rental palace.
Speaker 2: You could all this is dream for everyone. Get like
Speaker 2: sheer curtains and blockout or blockout curtains and then it
Speaker 2: will block the light out and then you can just
Speaker 2: got blind.
Speaker 3: Oh good, that's all sorted. That was only for the
Speaker 3: first little beer. That was tricky. Do they wake up
Speaker 3: at fuck off a clock just naturally?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What did you get a rent reduction because of the
Speaker 2: fuck delevator situation? That hasn't actually come into a head yet. Well,
Speaker 2: the elevator is still happening. Well, no, it hasn't come
Speaker 2: into a head yet. Oh oh yeah, you weren't here
Speaker 2: for this, Jannet.
Speaker 3: They're apparently shutting down my elevator for six months to
Speaker 3: repair it. What therefore, I have to take a lot
Speaker 3: of stairs, And the other day I thought I might
Speaker 3: just take the stairs to see how I cope with
Speaker 3: this fuck, Like after the first few flights, you're like.
Speaker 2: I'm over this now, and I'm as high as you
Speaker 2: can literally get in the building, no one knows.
Speaker 3: And then stairs in the penthouse itself.
Speaker 2: I think I argued that he should demand a rental decrease.
Speaker 3: They haven't officially blocked it off yet, so I'll deal
Speaker 3: with that when we get to him. Anyway, that's fascinating.
Speaker 2: Everyone, I'm surely is listen. We should probably go, shouldn't we.
Speaker 2: It's been very good one. Yeah, it's been a long while,
Speaker 2: all right. Then Stephen my boyfriend on for even Stevens
Speaker 2: next week. That's exciting. Next week it's literally in a
Speaker 2: couple of days. Next episode, only in a few days.
Speaker 2: I'll prepare him.
Speaker 3: We've been doing two episodes a week for long, and
Speaker 3: he still doesn't quite get anything.
Speaker 2: I have it saying next week. I am as well,
Speaker 2: and my radio shows are always tomorrow. So I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just have too many days, the same amount as
Speaker 2: all of us. But yeah, the same as everyone. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but in my head, I'm thinking of days and timelines
Speaker 2: and that's so I'm just like Stephen Hawkings. It's a
Speaker 2: whole thing you couldn't understand. Possibly if you tried. I'm
Speaker 2: sure I could. We don't have the time because I're
Speaker 2: wrapping up in the music started.
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