Speaker 1: Got anything good.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 1: Yesterday, somehow the show drifted into talking about saints and
Speaker 1: how they're over twenty thousand saints and modern contemporary saints.
Speaker 1: People are still being canonized years after their deaths. This morning,
Speaker 1: we're going to canonize some of you and saints you
Speaker 1: this morning on the show. What other radio show is
Speaker 1: offering that?
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 1: Take your alphabucks and shove it. Some Saint facts you
Speaker 1: this morning. Saint fans, there is a Saint Bibiana, the
Speaker 1: patron Saint of hangovers, one for you. Patsy Bibiana died
Speaker 1: in the fourth century and became a saint after we
Speaker 1: discovered that the herbs that grew from her gravesite were
Speaker 1: an amazing hangover cure. What about Saint Drogo, Patron Saint
Speaker 1: of Ugly People, a physically unattractive hermit who put out
Speaker 1: a large fire in the church using the power of prayer.
Speaker 1: Saint Aloisis Patron Saint of gamers, famous for having a
Speaker 1: miraculously deep focused Saint Isidore, patron Saint of the Internet,
Speaker 1: Shot out of scorn, wrote a twenty volume Encycopedia by
Speaker 1: himself on everything from logic to grammar and zoology and cosmology.
Speaker 1: Then why does he become patron saint of the Internet.
Speaker 4: All right, so who shows you though that there are
Speaker 4: modern saints?
Speaker 1: There is about to be a lot more modern saints.
Speaker 1: Here's how you get sainted. We're looking for everyday saints
Speaker 1: to actually get canonized. A you have to be dead,
Speaker 1: and then the people on your behalf campaigning for you
Speaker 1: to be canonized have become a modern day saint have
Speaker 1: to provide examples of a miracle that you did in
Speaker 1: your lifetime. All I need you, that's simply call me
Speaker 1: up and tell me an everyday miracle you have performed,
Speaker 1: and then lo and behold, I will instantly canonize you
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 3: Today.
Speaker 1: You're going to work and tell everyone it's not Davi anymore.
Speaker 1: It's Saint Day from now on, a gay how we
Speaker 1: make you an immediate patron saint of something? Right now,
Speaker 1: I'm going to perform my first canonization and I want
Speaker 1: it to be I want it to be you, Patsy.
Speaker 5: Oh thank you.
Speaker 3: So what have you done that deserves sainthood?
Speaker 6: Well, me and I reckon every other mother on the
Speaker 6: planet performs daily miracles. Mine happened last week when Or
Speaker 6: got up and her voice sounded different, and I said
Speaker 6: to her, you've got tom solidis? Is your throat saw?
Speaker 6: Even before her throat was saw? She said no, no, no,
Speaker 6: I feel fine. Just took her to the GP and
Speaker 6: guess what she had? Tom solidis And she's been on antibiotics.
Speaker 6: Who needs a GP when you've got a.
Speaker 5: Mother in there?
Speaker 4: Patsy usually cure the illness, not just identify it.
Speaker 1: This is a diagnostic saints. You are the patient saint
Speaker 1: now of diagnosing. Thank you, Jackie boy?
Speaker 3: What have you done that deserves sainthood?
Speaker 4: Just yesterday a friend of mine who's expecting a baby
Speaker 4: came over and I gave them Gordy's old car seat
Speaker 4: for free.
Speaker 3: There's just decency.
Speaker 1: It's just a nice thing, not working for free. The
Speaker 1: Pope is struggling to understand. What does say smashed?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: I tell you what, then I'm going to make you
Speaker 1: the patron saint of Misers.
Speaker 4: You're right about the smashed crusket. We tried our best,
Speaker 4: but it's also been in the shed collecting a bit
Speaker 4: of Oh my God like.
Speaker 1: Home of Spider and snakes in the base of it,
Speaker 1: the whose things you have vomiting and everything in there.
Speaker 1: I gave it a bit of a wye, a very quick,
Speaker 1: very quick wipe.
Speaker 3: All right, So tell us what everyday miracle have you performed?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast and.
Speaker 1: This morning we are canonizing him, which means you get sainted.
Speaker 1: Tell us about an everyday miracle you have performed, Christian.
Speaker 1: A few days ago I had the task of dinner,
Speaker 1: bath and bed with the four year old and the
Speaker 1: six year old after work nights. So my wife usually
Speaker 1: does a soda and of course has it all down pat.
Speaker 1: On this occasion, my wife was taking a well deserved
Speaker 1: night off and was out with the friends. I was
Speaker 1: on duty. The miracle of miracles happened. I Dad had
Speaker 1: both fed, bathed, and in bed's stories read and asleep.
Speaker 1: Perhaps dare I say even a little bit earlier than usual,
Speaker 1: without a single tear or a raised voiced Not even
Speaker 1: I've already asked you five times already, don't make me
Speaker 1: come up. But this was a miracle for the ages.
Speaker 1: A happy family, all asleep and dad with a glass
Speaker 1: of red in hand.
Speaker 3: Paul Saint Paul Culbert arise.
Speaker 4: There is something funny I find with Gordy as well.
Speaker 4: When Bianca has gone out, he's just he's a saying.
Speaker 4: He's a little saying, I don't say that yourself. Yeah, no, No,
Speaker 4: he's about not wanting to tell Bianca how good he was,
Speaker 4: because he actually even said to me the last time
Speaker 4: I did, it's like, should we go to sleep now,
Speaker 4: which he therefore says to be no.
Speaker 1: Maybe in I must have done I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: nine or ten in my years of school runs in
Speaker 1: the morning when Sarah, because I've always been doing breakfast
Speaker 1: radio and so they would always say, oh my god,
Speaker 1: when Dad did it the other week, it was we
Speaker 1: got that early.
Speaker 3: I'm always earlier, and we've got that a early with
Speaker 3: that bit was crap, But.
Speaker 1: It was very calm and just a simmering like there's
Speaker 1: poor woman who's done it forever for years and years
Speaker 1: and years and years, tears and tantrums and I just
Speaker 1: perchance because I'm not to me. It was all like
Speaker 1: I was up early and everything was done because it
Speaker 1: was novelty years of doing that, I'm not the same
Speaker 1: guy doing that. You are a one hit wonder.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 1: And also now you starts to stand that the universe
Speaker 1: will go Okay, buddy, Let's just give you a little
Speaker 1: test this week. Let's go to Carli now morning, Christian,
Speaker 1: I was putting into my driveway at five to nine
Speaker 1: yesterday morning when I heard you talking about modern day Saints.
Speaker 1: It seemed appropriate because every day I managed to get
Speaker 1: both kids to kinder and to school and be back
Speaker 1: to start work at nine am. I deal with lost clothes,
Speaker 1: extra toys, bumpy socks that need to be changed, and
Speaker 1: whatever else the kids decide to throw at me. Every
Speaker 1: single morning we navigate caut at school traffic, having to
Speaker 1: park a five minute walk from the kinder, then a
Speaker 1: manic ten minute drive to the school to drop the
Speaker 1: elder one off. Some morning she is lucky if I
Speaker 1: fully stop the car before pushing her out.
Speaker 3: Drop and roll, kids, drop and roll.
Speaker 1: And yet every day, by some or can I manage
Speaker 1: to get home to log onto the work by nine
Speaker 1: a m. Saint Carly definitely, Michelle, Good morning, Michelle.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Christian, Pats and Jack, how are you all well?
Speaker 1: We We're ready hopefully to cannonize you. What every day
Speaker 1: miracle have you done?
Speaker 3: Michelle?
Speaker 8: I will be your saint of finding things. So I
Speaker 8: was away in Brisbane on an acupuncture conference, and you know,
Speaker 8: my family was here in Melbourne and they called me
Speaker 8: up and said, Mum, we can't find the youngest wan
Speaker 8: school trousers. And I said, look under the couch and
Speaker 8: I've gone what I said, just look under the couch
Speaker 8: and there they were. And they said, how did you know.
Speaker 9: They were there?
Speaker 8: And I said, well, I put them on the couch
Speaker 8: ironed before I left and said put them away. And
Speaker 8: I assumed that therefore that wasn't done. So when the
Speaker 8: dog gets zoomies and runs up to the front door
Speaker 8: and then back down to the back of the house
Speaker 8: jumps on the couch, she would have knocked them off.
Speaker 8: And then on the second round.
Speaker 1: This is level mummy. You are, Saint Michelle. This is incredible,
Speaker 1: the patient saint of finding trousers.
Speaker 4: My mother is always the same. That's the Nora of
Speaker 4: where everything is in the.
Speaker 1: Right, the keeper of the knowledge. Have you looked and
Speaker 1: you go no, Saint Michelle, lovely to speak to you.
Speaker 3: Okay, thanks for calling in you so much.
Speaker 7: Have a great day.
Speaker 1: If I have to lose anything now I'm calling Saint
Speaker 1: Michel's do you know my my trousers are Catherine? Good morning, Oh,
Speaker 1: good morning.
Speaker 7: I am Saint Catherine. Of the data transfer from your
Speaker 7: old phone to your new phone.
Speaker 3: Wow, a very modern day, Saint.
Speaker 7: Yeh, super modern, super modern. Because I'm in my sixties.
Speaker 7: I changed my phone every ten years, whether I need
Speaker 7: to or not. And the last time I had to
Speaker 7: sit next to the optics girl and she had to
Speaker 7: talk me through the whole thing. We moved the SIM
Speaker 7: card and I lost half my daughter and a lot
Speaker 7: of my photos. I was really upset. So this time
Speaker 7: I bought a new phone. This s twenty five, and
Speaker 7: I sat down and I followed the instructions and I
Speaker 7: set my old phone mixed on my new phone, and
Speaker 7: it trans.
Speaker 2: World done.
Speaker 1: Saint Katherine of the saying of data transfer, Oh, you're right.
Speaker 1: It's a really nervous modern moment, isn't it. When you're like,
Speaker 1: please transfer jump from one phone to the other.
Speaker 7: Who photos? You don't want to have to get on
Speaker 7: a new apps.
Speaker 1: And I always hope that the new phone goes for
Speaker 1: the old phone goes to the new phone. Hey listen,
Speaker 1: these are all the passwords as well, because then there's
Speaker 1: nothing worse with the new phone. When you go like,
Speaker 1: god damn it, I've got to click on about eighteen
Speaker 1: different remember password links now set new password, Saint Katherine,
Speaker 1: thank you very much, according him, Oh pleasure bye.
Speaker 2: Christian Color Show podcast.
Speaker 1: A legendary actor, Richard Chamberlain has passed away at the
Speaker 1: age of ninety. For about ten or fifteen years, one
Speaker 1: of the biggest stars in the world. My mum had
Speaker 1: a huge crush on Richard Chamberlain aka Dot to Kilda,
Speaker 1: Father Ralph in The Thorn Birds and Showgun as well.
Speaker 1: Doctor Kilda was a big medical drama. But I remember
Speaker 1: as a kid it used to upset me because I
Speaker 1: had a really miserable TV theme tune and it was
Speaker 1: those TV shows were like Dallas as well, where there
Speaker 1: was no action in the opening bit, it was just
Speaker 1: photos like a slide show, and it all just mainly
Speaker 1: spent this day with his stethoscope out, just checking Metle's chest.
Speaker 1: Then there was this the thorn Birds. This is Cat
Speaker 1: musical Catnet to my Mum a song all right, So
Speaker 1: wish TV started? Did your mum have a crush on
Speaker 1: Christian For my mum. Grant Bowler, who played Wayne Patterson
Speaker 1: on Blue Healers.
Speaker 3: They went onto host the mall. Yes, I remember, we
Speaker 3: all got it, Yes, some of these.
Speaker 1: It doesn't ease her own, you know, Christian, my mum
Speaker 1: was obsessed with Angel from Buffy.
Speaker 3: David Baranas. I think paid him a good looking guy. Christian.
Speaker 1: My mom still has an unhealthy crush on Chason Momoa.
Speaker 1: She took us to see we didn't even want to
Speaker 1: go and see Aquaman three times, and then she went
Speaker 1: with her friends as well. She can't get enough on
Speaker 1: Jason Momoa.
Speaker 3: It's that magical trident of his projusic Katelyn, who is
Speaker 3: it for your mum?
Speaker 10: Susan had a massive crush on Elvis, so much so
Speaker 10: that it actually made her blind to the thought that
Speaker 10: she thinks her son, my brother Ryan, looks exactly like Elvis.
Speaker 10: Now let me just make a picture of Ryan. Ryan
Speaker 10: looks almost like a bit of a biki, so he's
Speaker 10: got a shaved head.
Speaker 1: Elvis in some of his movies did have a motorbike,
Speaker 1: but he certainly wasn't you.
Speaker 4: Know, I know who You just shared a photo of
Speaker 4: your brother. Your brother looks more like Gletton Grantley.
Speaker 1: It does not look like Elvis. I mean he's got
Speaker 1: he's got your rights. He's a good looking guying your brother.
Speaker 1: But there's no way that's not Elvis.
Speaker 10: Just no replica whatsoever, like nothing he roll. Elvis had
Speaker 10: really really dark hair. Ryan's blonde.
Speaker 5: Elvis is a natural or was a natural blonde and
Speaker 5: he died.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't you dare be spreading lies like Christian Man.
Speaker 4: Never his eyebrows as well, get out of it.
Speaker 3: How dare you.
Speaker 5: Natural blonde? You look at his early like his first
Speaker 5: couple of movies.
Speaker 6: What's that Western one he did? He was actually blonde
Speaker 6: in it, which was his natural color, which I can't
Speaker 6: imagine him not being black haired.
Speaker 1: So your mum was convinced he had literally so so
Speaker 1: blinded by her love for Elvis that her son resembled
Speaker 1: the King, so convinced that she.
Speaker 10: Actually, even as a baby, she thought he looked like Elvis.
Speaker 10: So she entered him in the best Looking baby contest
Speaker 10: at our local.
Speaker 1: Mare and Ryan won.
Speaker 10: So from that she now played he must look like
Speaker 10: Elvis because he's entry.
Speaker 1: It was a baby Elvis look. I wouldn't rule it out,
Speaker 1: wouldn't rull it out.
Speaker 3: In Australia only.
Speaker 1: Baby celebrity lookerike, He's which is do a feature on
Speaker 1: the show? All right, keeps coming?
Speaker 3: Who did your mum? Which TV start? Did you mum
Speaker 3: have a crush on?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show, Which TV started your mum have a
Speaker 1: huge crush on? A major light has gone out in
Speaker 1: my mum's world with Richard Chamberlain, great actor, big actor
Speaker 1: of the sixties and seventies, the sad passing of the
Speaker 1: great staff from the Thornbers dots a killed a showgun.
Speaker 1: He was a utatility player of the sixties and seventies.
Speaker 1: Whatever the character was, whether he was an English navigator
Speaker 1: and American doctor. You called Richard chamber pot so I
Speaker 1: ask you today then who did your mum have a
Speaker 1: huge Which TV star did you mum have a huge
Speaker 1: TV crush on? Now it feels like it's an annual
Speaker 1: thing where the name Engelbert Humperdink comes back around. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is Christian, My mum had a crush on Engelbert.
Speaker 1: Where you put here humperbink and then obviously you must
Speaker 1: have reread it gone and sent me another mess of
Speaker 1: simply saying Humperdink yes, it is the Great Engelbert. You
Speaker 1: know some music it's like it's carbon dated. You hear it,
Speaker 1: you don't go oh, was this the nineties? It's this
Speaker 1: two thousand and one? Was it produced by Fergie from
Speaker 1: the Black Eyed Peas? You know?
Speaker 3: This is this is going back a few years.
Speaker 4: This instantly puts me in my nano Grandpas's kitchen and
Speaker 4: the radio on top of their fridge. I don't know
Speaker 4: if they had a twenty four hour station with this
Speaker 4: kind of music playing.
Speaker 1: Yes, And was it one of those big old radios
Speaker 1: as Golshiman.
Speaker 3: They used to be really wide. Radios used to be
Speaker 3: really big.
Speaker 1: Yes, the Great Engelbert humbered and getting his annual play
Speaker 1: on the show. Let mister Trump persuades to the boss
Speaker 1: to have an Engelberg when you.
Speaker 3: He cut down his top hundred songs.
Speaker 1: Christian Tony Bumbry. My mum had a major crush on. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm not familiar with this John English from the TV
Speaker 1: show Against the Wind. You do you know what that
Speaker 1: T shirt?
Speaker 3: I've never heard of Against the Wind.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was massive.
Speaker 6: I can remember watching it was about colonial Australia. I
Speaker 6: think from memory about settlers. I can remember watching it
Speaker 6: with Mum and dad. Might have been on Channel seven.
Speaker 6: I reckon but I was really really little. But he
Speaker 6: was also on was it altogether?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 6: Jack the sitcom I'm Against the Wind for the first
Speaker 6: It was massive though.
Speaker 5: And he was a singer as well. Big tool man
Speaker 5: he was.
Speaker 4: He was a singer. He has the biggest mullet I
Speaker 4: have ever seen.
Speaker 3: You're kid, Oh wow, some mullets.
Speaker 1: That's bigger than Billy Ray Cyrus back in the day. Wow.
Speaker 3: We that is a hell of a head of hair
Speaker 3: onout that guy.
Speaker 1: Chris and my mom had a crash on the Irish
Speaker 1: folk singer Daniel O'Donnell. All right, let's say some calls.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Catherine, Good morning, Catherine, good morning.
Speaker 12: Oh my mom.
Speaker 7: If she could, she could have married him, she would
Speaker 7: have mister Brady from the Brady Bunch.
Speaker 3: That is the phrase, isn't it.
Speaker 1: If she could have married him, she would have Oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 7: She loved the house, she loved the smile.
Speaker 4: I'm now just looking up yes again, sixty seventies actors.
Speaker 1: She really had that look a bit like that, didn't
Speaker 1: They well put together?
Speaker 9: And you got a bit of a.
Speaker 7: Curly perm at the end of the show.
Speaker 5: Tell me did she like him in his heyday when
Speaker 5: he had the mustache?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 7: God, did she ever? Oh my gosh, yes, if she
Speaker 7: could have traded our family into his family, she would.
Speaker 13: Have done it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: During the trade period, prid of Carol take a contract
Speaker 7: down on.
Speaker 1: Carol, Catherine Great coll Diane, good.
Speaker 2: Morning, Hello, my mum's with Sean Connery.
Speaker 3: Sean Connery, I could understand that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I think it has a lot to do with having
Speaker 9: his top off in a lot of the movies. You
Speaker 9: know that fust body myster is not bought. He bought
Speaker 9: mum a full body pillow, which is the full length
Speaker 9: of your pillow. For one birthday, we managed to get
Speaker 9: a picture of Sean Connery. We laminated it, pinned it
Speaker 9: to the top of the pillow.
Speaker 3: So I thought she could sleep laminated. It feels like
Speaker 3: what's she doing drooling on him?
Speaker 1: Already want to attract the question why don't you going
Speaker 1: to be coated in protect substance?
Speaker 3: Trump a reusable?
Speaker 9: I just don't know how she was going to get with.
Speaker 2: Him, do you?
Speaker 1: You don't you don't want office works? I'm gonna need
Speaker 1: dis laminated?
Speaker 9: Who is it?
Speaker 3: It's wonder woman.
Speaker 9: He never got into bed with her, though he kept
Speaker 9: him in the corner of the room. She was terrified
Speaker 9: the ambulance would roll up and he'd be in bed
Speaker 9: with her.
Speaker 1: Diane, thank you very much and cool mate. Thanks Corn
Speaker 1: the Show.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: I haven't told you about something really embarrassing that happened
Speaker 1: to me last week. I reversed into somebody's car that
Speaker 1: was part about two feet behind me, just and even
Speaker 1: though my car, like most modern cars, has got the
Speaker 1: old but does anyone else just get rid of irritated
Speaker 1: with them and go yeah, yeah, yeah, I think.
Speaker 4: I because they're so I do, because they're so sensitive. Yes,
Speaker 4: you're like, I've got I'm a play room.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's what it is.
Speaker 1: Right, the nights smoke alarms and go off too soon,
Speaker 1: and so anyway, so I reversed as time the little
Speaker 1: car behind me right, I got out. I couldn't see
Speaker 1: where the only was, so I luckily I had some
Speaker 1: post it notes and a pen, so I wrote down
Speaker 1: my name and my phone number. She called about two
Speaker 1: hours later, says, fine, there's hardly any damage. It's a
Speaker 1: little tiny, little dink in the car red shoe. But
Speaker 1: the thing was, there was no reason for this to happen.
Speaker 1: First of all, there's a warning system, very advanced warning system,
Speaker 1: and it was like it was two feet behind me.
Speaker 1: There was just like I still don't even know why.
Speaker 1: Or on the street, on the street, Jack, there's only
Speaker 1: one direction. I should have gone forward, but I went
Speaker 1: backwards into this poor little hatchback. So I want to
Speaker 1: know about what is the shortest distance Bengle somebody's had.
Speaker 1: Is it just getting out the driveway, you know, not
Speaker 1: like after a big long trip when you're tired. I
Speaker 1: mean really like mine was two feet just into this
Speaker 1: poor lady's car. Who rang me about two or she
Speaker 1: was more.
Speaker 3: I think she was ringing.
Speaker 1: She was actually I felt like she was ringing more
Speaker 1: to say thank you for leaving your name and number,
Speaker 1: because sadly people don't always do that these days. I
Speaker 1: have a look around and go, you did that? You
Speaker 1: scratched someone's car, the old boss he was mistaken. There
Speaker 1: was no other car. There was only one car that
Speaker 1: used to park next to him.
Speaker 4: It was yours did park next to him in scrutch him.
Speaker 4: He got that on out on the road somewhere.
Speaker 1: Like I said, some people do even name a number.
Speaker 2: That's me.
Speaker 1: Some don't.
Speaker 3: That's out, that's Jack Both.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: So we're talking short distance Bengals, Pats. You've got a
Speaker 1: store about this.
Speaker 5: It's so funny.
Speaker 6: My brother was reversing out of his driveway as his
Speaker 6: wife was returning home from work. Neither of them saw
Speaker 6: one another and they're both banged into one another in
Speaker 6: their truck.
Speaker 4: No two cars.
Speaker 1: O God, that's terrible. I just remember the time now.
Speaker 1: Once in the UK, I refersed into my mother in
Speaker 1: law's brand new car. She'd had less than a week. Actually,
Speaker 1: I've got four minutes gnoing those crashing into them, and
Speaker 1: she'd she actually came out, she was staying at how
Speaker 1: she came out and burst into tears. White car boys,
Speaker 1: you know when someone said something you had no idea
Speaker 1: because I always dreamed of having a white car.
Speaker 12: Rember.
Speaker 1: Actually my wife looking at me like I couldn't believe
Speaker 1: what somehow it was, I've done it on purpose, right,
Speaker 1: just Sundy, come crunched that with your white car. Mother
Speaker 1: in law ruined treating on a white car. I remember
Speaker 1: actually not getting out of the car for a while.
Speaker 1: I actually actually thought about just driving off and never
Speaker 1: coming home ever again. All right, there's a short distance bingals,
Speaker 1: that's gonna Ashley now, Good morning Ashley, Good morning guys.
Speaker 11: Thanks for taking the call. I didn't actually make it
Speaker 11: out of the individual car parking space at the car park.
Speaker 3: That's a really short distance.
Speaker 11: It was very sure. I realized it at the time.
Speaker 11: I was at the end. I was in a multi
Speaker 11: story car park, and I was at the end of
Speaker 11: a lot. I was on the very side, and so
Speaker 11: there was a car on one side of me, and
Speaker 11: on the other side was this concrete barrier that came
Speaker 11: up about a meter, but it wasn't high enough to
Speaker 11: be able to be seen out the window, and by
Speaker 11: the time I'd gotten back to my car, I'd completely
Speaker 11: forgotten it was there. So rather than going forward a
Speaker 11: little bit and then turning, I just kind of went
Speaker 11: to pull out straight away, and I scraped off the
Speaker 11: entire side of my car. The left side of my
Speaker 11: car was just cactus. And I was just so embarrassed
Speaker 11: and so filthy of myself that I refused to pay
Speaker 11: the couple of thousand dollars to go to the panel
Speaker 11: beaters for the inconvenience, and I just did the whole
Speaker 11: thing up with duct tape.
Speaker 3: Great man, great, look you're winning. You're winning. That look
Speaker 3: is really good.
Speaker 11: Oh look I it was that way for about a
Speaker 11: year or so I reckoned before I ended up replacing
Speaker 11: the car because I died of old age. So I
Speaker 11: was just a guy who had one side of his
Speaker 11: car completely made up.
Speaker 7: With duct tape.
Speaker 1: That's a great story, Ashley, Thank you very much for
Speaker 1: giving us a call.
Speaker 4: Those concrete pillars out underground car park, it's so bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: You always look at the corners of them and they've
Speaker 4: got like a multi color display of cars scrap scraped
Speaker 4: through in the past.
Speaker 2: Christian Connor Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: My wife has taken her mother's some of our ashes
Speaker 1: back to give to her sisters, and so we've got
Speaker 1: to do all this paperwork. We didn't realize you have
Speaker 1: to do all this admin to take ashes onto the
Speaker 1: plane and leave one country and go into another country.
Speaker 1: And yesterday we were asking where your story is about
Speaker 1: what did you do with the ashes? We had so
Speaker 1: many incredible stories, and loadsmore came in yesterday as well.
Speaker 1: Jack and I were saying this morning, we didn't know
Speaker 1: you could have so many different stories, and I thought
Speaker 1: by nine o'clock yesterday we'd heard. But no, no, no,
Speaker 1: my friends, there are some incredible ones to get through
Speaker 1: this morning. So we're doing a part two. What did
Speaker 1: you do with the ashes? Melanie Christian? I thought i'd
Speaker 1: share with you a story of all my dad's ashes.
Speaker 1: My dad ended up living in Florida. It was Australian
Speaker 1: and sadly passed Toway after a long battle with dementia.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that now. His wish, though, was
Speaker 1: to come back to Australia and he wanted his ashes
Speaker 1: scattered in the old near Sorrento. My youngest sister had
Speaker 1: the task to bring dad home. The funeral home gave
Speaker 1: my sister to earn with the paperwork, and Dad was
Speaker 1: ready to head homeward bound back to Australia.
Speaker 3: First leg of the journey was from Fort Myers air to.
Speaker 1: La While going through the airport's security, my sister said
Speaker 1: to the guard that take care, that's my dad in
Speaker 1: the The next thing, you know, my sister hears the
Speaker 1: man saying on his walky talkie human remains coming through
Speaker 1: those airport security in America is intense My sister was
Speaker 1: a lot horrified at this point. To my sister's surprise,
Speaker 1: she then sees the security man checking out the ashes
Speaker 1: and queries, is what's going on?
Speaker 3: He said, we're checking the urn for drugs.
Speaker 1: Apparently is very common cover they hide in earned with
Speaker 1: actual ashes drugs. My sister couldn't believe that our dad
Speaker 1: was now being drug tested. Dad finally made it home,
Speaker 1: spent some time in my sister's bedroom. Then it was
Speaker 1: time to set him free. We found a beautiful little
Speaker 1: beach in Diamond Bay, which chose my dad's birthday, which
Speaker 1: would have been his eightieth. We were already dress appropriately
Speaker 1: because it was a hot day, and my middle sister
Speaker 1: was picked to do the honors. However, she had to
Speaker 1: wait for two months to walk past with their children
Speaker 1: before it was an empty beach. It feels like that
Speaker 1: say you tell the time, you know, sometimes you can
Speaker 1: go one cuckoo too, cuckoo, go one mom too, mum.
Speaker 1: Once the coast is clear, my sister started walking out
Speaker 1: into the water with urn. My sister looked like some
Speaker 1: sort of bogan Moses trying to part the waves. I
Speaker 1: couldn't stop laughing. My younger sister was very emotional crying.
Speaker 1: Then we all started laughing. Then we were thinking about
Speaker 1: how much Dad would have enjoyed this. My children now
Speaker 1: go every summer to swim in that spot, to be
Speaker 1: closed to their grandfather. Tad him.
Speaker 3: That's a lovely story, Christian.
Speaker 1: When my old man left us, we put his ashes
Speaker 1: in his favorite bottle, a VB bottle. We had it
Speaker 1: engraved with all his nicknames on the side Dad, Mop, top, Den,
Speaker 1: and a few more you can't read out on it. Wow,
Speaker 1: what a lovely way, and a few more you can't
Speaker 1: read out. And then the other side we put all
Speaker 1: the kids' names. The bottle comes out anytime we toast
Speaker 1: him in our man cave.
Speaker 3: Miss him heaps. Boy did he love a beer?
Speaker 1: Wow? Shutters sign off there, Christian. I was a carpet
Speaker 1: cleaner some years ago and had a call out to
Speaker 1: do a basic cleanup, or so I thought. Turn up
Speaker 1: there was an old European lady, very distressed. She had
Speaker 1: dropped her relatives ashes onto the fireplace and carpet, breaking
Speaker 1: the suramic urn.
Speaker 3: I had been hired to clean it up.
Speaker 1: The lady, in her late eighties, was beside herself, understandably distraught.
Speaker 3: Crying, my pardner, No, you fixed, now.
Speaker 1: You pick her up. Then she gave me a large
Speaker 1: vegimite jar was provided. This was a job and a half.
Speaker 1: She kept hitting me on the shoulder, saying, be careful,
Speaker 1: you pick up. I was terrified. I managed to get
Speaker 1: I'm actually get what I could into this shabby veggimite
Speaker 1: jar that hadn't been emptied out properly alone still stretch
Speaker 1: along with glam. The ashes would have been sticking to it.
Speaker 1: I didn't charge it because I felt so sorry for her,
Speaker 1: and I left with a couple of jars of homemade
Speaker 1: amazing source that's the blood of a victim, and a
Speaker 1: bottle of homemade grapper. Geez, that stuff's rocket fuel. Then
Speaker 1: we get to Rachel's email. Now, yesterday I think we
Speaker 1: had two calls about mix ups with the ashes in
Speaker 1: the wrong and the funeral.
Speaker 3: Home owning up. But sometimes it was like a couple.
Speaker 3: I think we had one yesterday.
Speaker 1: It was six months later that the funeral home when
Speaker 1: we've given you the wrong ashes, That isn't who you
Speaker 1: think it is. This story that we're actually going to
Speaker 1: do next is barely believable. It doesn't involve a mix
Speaker 1: up involving ashes. You can hear the full story next.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Part two This morning, What did you do with the ashes? Yesterday?
Speaker 1: We had so many incredible stories involving what you were
Speaker 1: trying to do respectfully with the ashes. But you know
Speaker 1: what it's like in life. Sometimes the more sort of
Speaker 1: high intention, high expectation you have, this has got to
Speaker 1: be right. It's like the universe sometimes this can spies
Speaker 1: against you. And we heard stories yesterday of ashes being
Speaker 1: spring called, where they were mentally spring called. And then
Speaker 1: sudden Australia would it feel like it has a lot
Speaker 1: of sudden wind changes because they couldn't move for stories
Speaker 1: just about very unfortunate sudden wind changes and ash has
Speaker 1: been sprinkled into people who were blissfully unaware of what
Speaker 1: was going on. And then there were two stories about
Speaker 1: actually people who've given the urns with their belovers ashes
Speaker 1: in and then a couple of weeks and one call
Speaker 1: to talk about six months later getting a call from
Speaker 1: the funeral home saying those are the wrong ashes. This
Speaker 1: story is that and something else. It comes from someone
Speaker 1: called Rachel Christian I was just on the show yesterday
Speaker 1: relating to funeral mix up. I listened to an ABC
Speaker 1: podcast after yours, of course, well done, Rachel, I'm sure
Speaker 1: on the iHeart platform, and a family had buried and
Speaker 1: greed for their relative, only to get a call three
Speaker 1: days later explaining, sorry, your family member was accidentally cremated.
Speaker 3: We put a different body in the coffin.
Speaker 1: Oh god, wait, it's kiss so bad they had to
Speaker 1: dig up the coffin to confirm it.
Speaker 3: Ima, you're grieving horrendous.
Speaker 1: Anyway, this happened in this country, and there were other
Speaker 1: on this podcast episode. There were other funeral home horror stories.
Speaker 1: You know, yesterday when you were joking about how you
Speaker 1: thought it was a bit odd, your wife point to
Speaker 1: set check that they were her mom's ashes in there.
Speaker 3: She had every right to do so. Now I want
Speaker 3: to dig out this podcast.
Speaker 1: It's an ABC podcast, who do actually do some amazing podcasts,
Speaker 1: and it's called ABC Background Briefing. This is episode three. Births,
Speaker 1: Deaths and Marriages. Have a listened to this story.
Speaker 13: There's a family that is gathered by a grave side
Speaker 13: and they're there to bury their beloved father.
Speaker 2: His name's Errol.
Speaker 13: The coffin's just been lowered in the dirt's been thrown
Speaker 13: in and everybody's starting to file away. And after they'd
Speaker 13: finished that service, one of their workers is in an
Speaker 13: absolute state.
Speaker 2: But it's not from grief, it's from guilt.
Speaker 1: You mean you hooked on you.
Speaker 3: I've got goosebumps.
Speaker 1: Listen to this. Let's go back into the story.
Speaker 12: There had been a bit of a mix up on Monday.
Speaker 12: He had mistakenly cremated mister Davidson.
Speaker 3: They put the wrong body into the crematorium.
Speaker 13: Errol Davidson had been cremated in the place of a
Speaker 13: woman named Daisy Jones.
Speaker 3: And so in order to perpetuate the cover up.
Speaker 12: He was putting Missus Jones into his coffin, and a
Speaker 12: paver and a five litre bottle of water was placed
Speaker 12: into the coffin with Missus Jones because she was a
Speaker 12: much smaller lady than what mister Davidson was.
Speaker 1: It's not just a mistake, it's actually a cover up,
Speaker 1: isn't It's worth? So a pa and a five liter
Speaker 1: bottle of water to bulk it up, as play on New.
Speaker 13: South of our Health, call the family and say we
Speaker 13: have to exhume Errol's grave. They all go back to
Speaker 13: that grave site and two officers who are part of
Speaker 13: New South of Ourself are actually in the grave. So
Speaker 13: six feet down they pull out the coffin, they open
Speaker 13: the lid and in there is a frail, small old woman.
Speaker 1: My worst.
Speaker 3: It's an unbelievable story.
Speaker 1: If you want to fill here the full episode, it's
Speaker 1: ABC Background Briefing, Episode three.
Speaker 3: Rachel, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show go On podcast.
Speaker 1: What do you think which shops smell the best? Sometimes
Speaker 1: you go in and there's a pleasing smell to them. Okay,
Speaker 1: some shops are actually designed that way. I know that.
Speaker 1: I think it's Peter Alexander.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, have this plugin thing. I think you can
Speaker 3: actually buy it.
Speaker 1: It's a smell. Yeah, what is it? It's like a cake.
Speaker 4: It's cakey, it's Vanillay, how often you guys brows and Peter,
Speaker 4: I'm not even looking for silken but pajamas are that.
Speaker 3: But I just tick my head in and breathe it
Speaker 3: in and it's yeah.
Speaker 5: You're right, you know master, Yeah, you think of Jami's
Speaker 5: vanilla pods.
Speaker 1: It's gorgeous, Oh my god. But if you have too
Speaker 1: much of it, it's a little bit sickly in that.
Speaker 1: I don't know how people were working. They're put up
Speaker 1: with that, but they have a very unique scent. Now
Speaker 1: you have a top three of actual places you think
Speaker 1: at shops that have the best smells.
Speaker 4: At number one seafood shops.
Speaker 1: No, no, it is. It is. It's like a pool smell.
Speaker 4: It's not. It is maybe Victorians if it was so powerful,
Speaker 4: why is it? What was the pippies that you.
Speaker 3: Could only get long stockings or whatever?
Speaker 14: It was the smell of fish and seafood and pra
Speaker 14: I love prawn.
Speaker 1: It's like a go and hang out by the harbor
Speaker 1: the fish. I love that become there's no perfumeries have
Speaker 1: ever had some smell of prawn so well?
Speaker 4: Made from.
Speaker 12: What you do?
Speaker 1: Not?
Speaker 14: This is so made up perfume. Whale vomit perfume. He's
Speaker 14: made from whale vomit.
Speaker 3: No, he's right, there's a there is a base thing
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 4: Yes, how do they get the whales to vomit?
Speaker 3: Call them into a fish shop? Because it makes me
Speaker 3: feel a bit ry, heavy and cruelty to me.
Speaker 14: Yeah, it's a nicemami smell. But my second one puffa
Speaker 14: is you know the little Dutch pancakes, poages, yeah, like
Speaker 14: little food trucks. And third petrol stations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love the smell of a petrol station. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: there's something about that.
Speaker 3: What is it the bitumen or the controlling the petrol?
Speaker 3: Just the nozzle, the petrol. It's a nozzle just before
Speaker 3: you stick it in the tank.
Speaker 1: I put up a nostra and.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you little head.
Speaker 3: Just a little vapor, yeah, just a little something.
Speaker 1: And then I'll go and hang around Peter Alexacer again
Speaker 1: and stick my head in the door.
Speaker 3: Patsy, what do you think smells the best?
Speaker 6: You know what I like?
Speaker 5: And you're gonna poo who me?
Speaker 1: You say?
Speaker 5: Oh, here we go again? Is the langham has its own.
Speaker 4: Even if they were actual pain client, we would be
Speaker 4: saying their name too much.
Speaker 1: On which came out relates things I was about to say,
Speaker 1: Baker's to lie. You know, these are related to a
Speaker 1: basic fish shop.
Speaker 5: They've got ginger flowers, the.
Speaker 1: Experience of people. They're not a celebrity like you, Patsy.
Speaker 5: Second on my list is Lush, you know the soap shop.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I love that smesh.
Speaker 6: And then you can't go past just your standard cafe
Speaker 6: and the coffee brewing machine.
Speaker 5: In the morning, it's like it's like my oxygen. Yes,
Speaker 5: it's like I'm ready for the day.
Speaker 1: What do you guys think of Baker's Delight?
Speaker 2: Yea, what is it is?
Speaker 3: It smells warm?
Speaker 1: I know that sort of thing, but it smells warm,
Speaker 1: and that is that the yeast.
Speaker 4: Aunim Yeah, it smells like yeah, that's what it smell.
Speaker 1: And that would be an after shave. I sprits on.
Speaker 1: It's a bit of sconny. Smell about me?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: What shops do you think smell the best? Or five
Speaker 3: star hotels?
Speaker 2: Christian Color Show podcast?
Speaker 1: Which shops you think have the best smells? Christian Softo
Speaker 1: Tail Hotel? Else smell amazing? I love the specifics Patsy's
Speaker 1: obviously never set foot in one, but I love that
Speaker 1: tepic Christian Nothing miss the smell when you drive past
Speaker 1: the tip top factory in danden On.
Speaker 4: Okay, So I guess it's like a Baker's Delight.
Speaker 1: The Christian Dusk is a beautiful smelling shop. And Jack
Speaker 1: wellp who is called amberses and it's a solid waxy substance.
Speaker 3: It's not vomit. It comes up the other end, a
Speaker 3: lot of people saying.
Speaker 4: No, no, it comes out of them. Well, from what
Speaker 4: I can find, is more like vomit.
Speaker 3: It comes out of it is tuned in by the way,
Speaker 3: there is a context away.
Speaker 1: It's suddenly now concerning the show business of which orifice
Speaker 1: did that comes out? Well, we're talking about because apparently
Speaker 1: it's a base ingredient in some persumes.
Speaker 4: High end perfumes use it. It's like a fatty substance
Speaker 4: that a whale has in its tummy and when it
Speaker 4: eats squid, it gets it ejects the fatty substance.
Speaker 1: Again, how did someone who works for say Channel they
Speaker 1: picked that up? Yeah, you're down the beach and you
Speaker 1: see a solid waxy stubbs that's coming out of one
Speaker 1: end of a one. You go take it back to
Speaker 1: the factory. I don't know.
Speaker 3: There's something about.
Speaker 4: That, whether they threw it up or cracked it out, Chanelle,
Speaker 4: it's not and it's not even about the scent. It's
Speaker 4: not they're not using that for the a binding age.
Speaker 4: It makes the scent that they make in perfume last longer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, I can't know how did anyone ever find
Speaker 1: this out? Also, quite a few people talking about the
Speaker 1: subway smell. Yes, oh, flowery kind of. I'm sure they
Speaker 1: must put something it's not. Do you think this smells?
Speaker 1: Some of them aren't accident. I reckon they actually engineered them.
Speaker 1: They've got a plugin special scent.
Speaker 4: I've heard that about subway, that they have a Yeah,
Speaker 4: they have a baking bread.
Speaker 3: Tell you what you are?
Speaker 1: You are kind of like you are quite deep fake,
Speaker 1: aren't you? Barly a show goes by. We don't get
Speaker 1: this slow knowing blink from chap goes I have heard this.
Speaker 2: I have heard this.
Speaker 4: Well, this is going to make it.
Speaker 3: To the underground wake up sheep.
Speaker 4: It's going to sound even more pompous than the shop.
Speaker 4: I'm going to choose as my best smell. I was
Speaker 4: going to say book shop smell. The smell of fresh pages.
Speaker 3: It is the pagination, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the book binding glue they use, I think, as
Speaker 1: well as a nice smell in there. And of course
Speaker 1: Patsy's contributionist the Langham Hotel.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show go On podcast, Thank you very.
Speaker 1: Much for the people who are messaging in about the
Speaker 1: shops with their favorite smells. Christian, I know that perhaps
Speaker 1: he just raved about the Langham Hotel and the smell
Speaker 1: of that Sheraton. I stayed at Sheraton Hotel. Christian, the
Speaker 1: smell serious has gone. Even asked the concierge if it
Speaker 1: was available to buy. He looked at me utterly confused,
Speaker 1: and I said, you must get this question. He said, nope.
Speaker 3: There's other words.
Speaker 1: When you say you must get this a lot and
Speaker 1: they go no, never, It's strange, Christian.
Speaker 3: I love the smell of a surf shop.
Speaker 1: It's the new wetsuit smell that's from Sharpie Rachel Country
Speaker 1: Road smells amazing. It does have Kaitlin, what is that
Speaker 1: is it? Is it tobacco?
Speaker 2: It's like it.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's called a little bit of it. Would you
Speaker 1: not think a higher note of leather, leathery?
Speaker 4: Yeah, bit leathery.
Speaker 1: Not.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say tobacco, No, unless lady.
Speaker 3: That served me it was just a heavy smoke or something.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it has it is.
Speaker 3: It's a leathery smell.
Speaker 10: It is one of the best smells. And they actually
Speaker 10: have a hand cream available to buy in store that
Speaker 10: has the same smell.
Speaker 2: I have it.
Speaker 10: I also have the scent for my scent thing that
Speaker 10: sends it off into the house, so that the house, well, you.
Speaker 3: Can buy the scent of country road.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, so you smell like an outlet.
Speaker 10: If I go in there, I smell like absolute joy walking.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm at home.
Speaker 10: That fresh leanen.
Speaker 1: It is a delight Christian best mill in places are
Speaker 1: Floris Florish. You're right, they are properly freshmaning and Christian.
Speaker 3: Jack.
Speaker 1: I like to know about this. You're talking about well
Speaker 1: vomit earlier, ambush it. I believe it's called King Charles
Speaker 1: the Second used to have ambergers on his breakfast.
Speaker 4: Need it ew Yuh, it's vomit, it's well vomit.
Speaker 1: What would he have on like like a virgat of
Speaker 1: salt and pepper for a top, or you know, some
Speaker 1: kind of like ketch up. Also, I want to know
Speaker 1: how does this listener know this? Yeah, it's incredible knowledge
Speaker 1: to have ready to go. But suddenly today's a day
Speaker 1: that we start talking.
Speaker 3: About well vomit. This goes bang. I knew would come
Speaker 3: in handy, get my phone out messaging.
Speaker 4: Like Patsy knowing that he carried a bald egg with
Speaker 4: him everywhere.
Speaker 3: He does not do that.
Speaker 5: I mean that's not Charles has an egg on his
Speaker 5: lunch every day.
Speaker 1: There's no way once that seven days a week he does.
Speaker 1: That's why he's got those fat little fingers.
Speaker 5: No, it doesn't eat dinner. That has his main meal.
Speaker 1: That guy got wherever he is, he's having a free
Speaker 1: banquet some country around the Commonwealth. I've got to make
Speaker 1: him at dinner.
Speaker 4: No matter what culture he's in, he'll put his own
Speaker 4: egg on the mill.
Speaker 3: Just brings that out of a pocket that he's got
Speaker 3: with him.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell shown podcast.
Speaker 3: Today on World Wine Day.
Speaker 1: The average Australian adult drinks I think we guessed it's
Speaker 1: an adult. If you're a kid, he's sticking away twenty
Speaker 1: eight liters of.
Speaker 3: Wine a year, you've got a problem.
Speaker 1: Okay. The average Australian adult drinks sippy cups. Hard to
Speaker 1: get through your literage, guys, The average adult Australian drinks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that says this is a lot. Twenty eight liters of
Speaker 1: wine every year and that's just passed in a month,
Speaker 1: so fi I order. This puts Australia fourth in the world,
Speaker 1: behind France forty six liters Italy also forty six liters
Speaker 1: Ridge in this champ and so awake and Portugal fifty
Speaker 1: two liters a year. Whoa, wait the Portuguese get their
Speaker 1: wine on. What do we think of the most popular
Speaker 1: wine varieties in Australia. You've just tuned into the ABC.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean we do a lot of great wines,
Speaker 5: reds and wines, don't we.
Speaker 1: I think some of the world's best red bang number three,
Speaker 1: Well done, Patsy, You and I love are reds.
Speaker 3: Do you not prefer red or wine?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: No, I like a sparkling Prisco as always might go to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it might be one of those mums.
Speaker 1: Must be five o'clock summer in the world. I'm still
Speaker 1: because here and especially in Victoria, there are some amazing
Speaker 1: pinots and it's very popular, but not even in the
Speaker 1: top five, not even in the top five Wine number one?
Speaker 1: Whoa someone's been to the bottle shop and look around
Speaker 1: preparation for this? Do you see what wine lovers a drinking?
Speaker 1: All right, we're looking for your wine songs today. What
Speaker 1: are the winos drinking?
Speaker 4: And what are they listening to?
Speaker 3: Drinking and listening? Sorry Freudian slip there, It's enough about
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 1: Twenty eight Wine songs Malbecca Raina Gold, What about sweet
Speaker 1: Wino Mine Silver? Oh, if you know this wine, it's delicious,
Speaker 1: funky cold Madeira gold. Nice one for Nana, A little
Speaker 1: one Nana. I know we shouldn't, but life too short, right, Nana,
Speaker 1: Cold Madeira green Day Wine of your Life, Gold Suppices.
Speaker 1: You gave me that because I didn't have the right
Speaker 1: brackets there for that song. One for Patsy, Wake me
Speaker 1: up before you proseco co co co silver and that's it?
Speaker 3: Jackie Ward, what have you got? Wine songs? Plunky tonk Woman, Yeah,
Speaker 3: why not?
Speaker 1: It's simple but it works.
Speaker 4: God Grenashes to Ashes, Silver, Billy Joels, Pino Man, God
Speaker 4: Puss and it shear is Grape of you?
Speaker 1: Also good?
Speaker 3: That's go too good ones there, Jackie Boy? Right, what
Speaker 3: have you got them? Wine songs? Jack You're ready to mark?
Speaker 3: Let's do it?
Speaker 1: Bad Goon Rising very good?
Speaker 3: Who's that? Michael Bailey?
Speaker 1: Well done? Smells like teen vomit so Gold Brown, Brothers Girl, Bronze,
Speaker 1: all that sheer ass, Silver, Baby got Malbeck, Silver Puss
Speaker 1: Rising my bell instead of ring my bell.
Speaker 3: Bronze.
Speaker 1: It's a long way to the top if you want
Speaker 1: to plunk and roll Bronze, Cyndi laupo wine after wine,
Speaker 1: shut en after Papa, don't preach hutterenough. It's a French show,
Speaker 1: Red beautiful. Sorry, Simon, we got a wine snob here, Eminem,
Speaker 1: he loves a glass of wine, actually does his recovery.
Speaker 3: Sorry, he used to love a glass of wine.
Speaker 1: Now, good Faby doesn't boos yourself.
Speaker 4: Gold.
Speaker 1: The offspring's pretty dry for a white wine.
Speaker 4: Oh gold. Plus, I loved that song when it came out.
Speaker 1: Right song and sitting on the dock of the rose Gold.
Speaker 3: That is very good one. I'm Vicki.
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