WEBVTT - FULL: The Best Bits 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:02.040 Got anything good. 0:00:02.640 --> 0:00:12.080 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:11.160 Christian O'Connell Show. 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:15.680 Yesterday, somehow the show drifted into talking about saints and 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:20.120 how they're over twenty thousand saints and modern contemporary saints. 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:30.840 People are still being canonized years after their deaths. This morning, 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:33.080 we're going to canonize some of you and saints you 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:36.159 this morning on the show. What other radio show is 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:36.800 offering that? 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:37.440 Right now? 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:44.280 Take your alphabucks and shove it. Some Saint facts you 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:48.120 this morning. Saint fans, there is a Saint Bibiana, the 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:52.640 patron Saint of hangovers, one for you. Patsy Bibiana died 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:54.880 in the fourth century and became a saint after we 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:58.200 discovered that the herbs that grew from her gravesite were 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:02.880 an amazing hangover cure. What about Saint Drogo, Patron Saint 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:07.520 of Ugly People, a physically unattractive hermit who put out 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:10.440 a large fire in the church using the power of prayer. 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:15.720 Saint Aloisis Patron Saint of gamers, famous for having a 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:21.040 miraculously deep focused Saint Isidore, patron Saint of the Internet, 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:24.640 Shot out of scorn, wrote a twenty volume Encycopedia by 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:28.280 himself on everything from logic to grammar and zoology and cosmology. 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:30.520 Then why does he become patron saint of the Internet. 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:32.400 All right, so who shows you though that there are 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:33.160 modern saints? 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:37.600 There is about to be a lot more modern saints. 0:01:37.959 --> 0:01:41.720 Here's how you get sainted. We're looking for everyday saints 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:44.759 to actually get canonized. A you have to be dead, 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:47.520 and then the people on your behalf campaigning for you 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:50.240 to be canonized have become a modern day saint have 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:54.400 to provide examples of a miracle that you did in 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:57.360 your lifetime. All I need you, that's simply call me 0:01:57.480 --> 0:02:01.400 up and tell me an everyday miracle you have performed, 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:06.000 and then lo and behold, I will instantly canonize you 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:06.440 on the show. 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:06.760 Today. 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:09.799 You're going to work and tell everyone it's not Davi anymore. 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:13.600 It's Saint Day from now on, a gay how we 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:17.280 make you an immediate patron saint of something? Right now, 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:20.040 I'm going to perform my first canonization and I want 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:22.640 it to be I want it to be you, Patsy. 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:23.280 Oh thank you. 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:25.360 So what have you done that deserves sainthood? 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:27.520 Well, me and I reckon every other mother on the 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:32.160 planet performs daily miracles. Mine happened last week when Or 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:35.480 got up and her voice sounded different, and I said 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:38.119 to her, you've got tom solidis? Is your throat saw? 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:40.760 Even before her throat was saw? She said no, no, no, 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:43.000 I feel fine. Just took her to the GP and 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:47.400 guess what she had? Tom solidis And she's been on antibiotics. 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:49.079 Who needs a GP when you've got a. 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:49.639 Mother in there? 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:57.760 Patsy usually cure the illness, not just identify it. 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:04.600 This is a diagnostic saints. You are the patient saint 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:07.799 now of diagnosing. Thank you, Jackie boy? 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:09.320 What have you done that deserves sainthood? 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:12.360 Just yesterday a friend of mine who's expecting a baby 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:16.440 came over and I gave them Gordy's old car seat 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:17.600 for free. 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:24.480 There's just decency. 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:30.440 It's just a nice thing, not working for free. The 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:35.360 Pope is struggling to understand. What does say smashed? 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:35.720 All right? 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:37.440 I tell you what, then I'm going to make you 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:39.280 the patron saint of Misers. 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:45.680 You're right about the smashed crusket. We tried our best, 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:47.640 but it's also been in the shed collecting a bit 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:49.360 of Oh my God like. 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:53.960 Home of Spider and snakes in the base of it, 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:57.400 the whose things you have vomiting and everything in there. 0:03:57.480 --> 0:03:59.800 I gave it a bit of a wye, a very quick, 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:01.320 very quick wipe. 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:04.560 All right, So tell us what everyday miracle have you performed? 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:08.440 The Christian O'Connell show podcast and. 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:12.000 This morning we are canonizing him, which means you get sainted. 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:23.520 Tell us about an everyday miracle you have performed, Christian. 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:25.640 A few days ago I had the task of dinner, 0:04:25.760 --> 0:04:28.280 bath and bed with the four year old and the 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:30.960 six year old after work nights. So my wife usually 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:33.440 does a soda and of course has it all down pat. 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:35.679 On this occasion, my wife was taking a well deserved 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:37.719 night off and was out with the friends. I was 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:42.720 on duty. The miracle of miracles happened. I Dad had 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:46.320 both fed, bathed, and in bed's stories read and asleep. 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:49.279 Perhaps dare I say even a little bit earlier than usual, 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:52.480 without a single tear or a raised voiced Not even 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:54.560 I've already asked you five times already, don't make me 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.480 come up. But this was a miracle for the ages. 0:04:57.520 --> 0:05:00.719 A happy family, all asleep and dad with a glass 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:01.839 of red in hand. 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:06.080 Paul Saint Paul Culbert arise. 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:10.520 There is something funny I find with Gordy as well. 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:13.960 When Bianca has gone out, he's just he's a saying. 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:18.680 He's a little saying, I don't say that yourself. Yeah, no, No, 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:21.719 he's about not wanting to tell Bianca how good he was, 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:23.920 because he actually even said to me the last time 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:25.720 I did, it's like, should we go to sleep now, 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:27.560 which he therefore says to be no. 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:32.640 Maybe in I must have done I don't know, maybe 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:36.080 nine or ten in my years of school runs in 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:38.960 the morning when Sarah, because I've always been doing breakfast 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:42.520 radio and so they would always say, oh my god, 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:45.080 when Dad did it the other week, it was we 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:45.839 got that early. 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:47.720 I'm always earlier, and we've got that a early with 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:49.520 that bit was crap, But. 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:54.560 It was very calm and just a simmering like there's 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:57.559 poor woman who's done it forever for years and years 0:05:57.560 --> 0:06:01.200 and years and years, tears and tantrums and I just 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:04.280 perchance because I'm not to me. It was all like 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:06.200 I was up early and everything was done because it 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:09.400 was novelty years of doing that, I'm not the same 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:11.960 guy doing that. You are a one hit wonder. 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:12.520 Please. 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:15.880 And also now you starts to stand that the universe 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:17.920 will go Okay, buddy, Let's just give you a little 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:21.200 test this week. Let's go to Carli now morning, Christian, 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:23.920 I was putting into my driveway at five to nine 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:29.000 yesterday morning when I heard you talking about modern day Saints. 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:31.880 It seemed appropriate because every day I managed to get 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:34.279 both kids to kinder and to school and be back 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:38.440 to start work at nine am. I deal with lost clothes, 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:41.840 extra toys, bumpy socks that need to be changed, and 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:44.279 whatever else the kids decide to throw at me. Every 0:06:44.320 --> 0:06:47.800 single morning we navigate caut at school traffic, having to 0:06:47.800 --> 0:06:49.880 park a five minute walk from the kinder, then a 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:51.800 manic ten minute drive to the school to drop the 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:54.039 elder one off. Some morning she is lucky if I 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:56.120 fully stop the car before pushing her out. 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:57.839 Drop and roll, kids, drop and roll. 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:00.839 And yet every day, by some or can I manage 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:03.520 to get home to log onto the work by nine 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:12.520 a m. Saint Carly definitely, Michelle, Good morning, Michelle. 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:14.800 Good morning, Christian, Pats and Jack, how are you all well? 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:17.320 We We're ready hopefully to cannonize you. What every day 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:18.080 miracle have you done? 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:18.520 Michelle? 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:21.400 I will be your saint of finding things. So I 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:25.520 was away in Brisbane on an acupuncture conference, and you know, 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:27.840 my family was here in Melbourne and they called me 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:30.360 up and said, Mum, we can't find the youngest wan 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:35.160 school trousers. And I said, look under the couch and 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:37.880 I've gone what I said, just look under the couch 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:40.520 and there they were. And they said, how did you know. 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:41.080 They were there? 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:43.400 And I said, well, I put them on the couch 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:46.480 ironed before I left and said put them away. And 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:48.920 I assumed that therefore that wasn't done. So when the 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:51.600 dog gets zoomies and runs up to the front door 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:53.160 and then back down to the back of the house 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:55.520 jumps on the couch, she would have knocked them off. 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:56.560 And then on the second round. 0:07:57.680 --> 0:08:05.960 This is level mummy. You are, Saint Michelle. This is incredible, 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:08.920 the patient saint of finding trousers. 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:11.480 My mother is always the same. That's the Nora of 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:12.640 where everything is in the. 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:14.840 Right, the keeper of the knowledge. Have you looked and 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:20.480 you go no, Saint Michelle, lovely to speak to you. 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:22.240 Okay, thanks for calling in you so much. 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:23.000 Have a great day. 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:24.640 If I have to lose anything now I'm calling Saint 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:28.480 Michel's do you know my my trousers are Catherine? Good morning, Oh, 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:29.160 good morning. 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:33.520 I am Saint Catherine. Of the data transfer from your 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:34.959 old phone to your new phone. 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:37.000 Wow, a very modern day, Saint. 0:08:37.080 --> 0:08:40.520 Yeh, super modern, super modern. Because I'm in my sixties. 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:43.240 I changed my phone every ten years, whether I need 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:45.840 to or not. And the last time I had to 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:47.760 sit next to the optics girl and she had to 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:49.880 talk me through the whole thing. We moved the SIM 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:52.640 card and I lost half my daughter and a lot 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:55.240 of my photos. I was really upset. So this time 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:58.240 I bought a new phone. This s twenty five, and 0:08:58.400 --> 0:09:01.760 I sat down and I followed the instructions and I 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:03.960 set my old phone mixed on my new phone, and 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:05.200 it trans. 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:08.160 World done. 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:12.880 Saint Katherine of the saying of data transfer, Oh, you're right. 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:15.880 It's a really nervous modern moment, isn't it. When you're like, 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:18.640 please transfer jump from one phone to the other. 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:22.440 Who photos? You don't want to have to get on 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:23.160 a new apps. 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:25.559 And I always hope that the new phone goes for 0:09:25.640 --> 0:09:27.679 the old phone goes to the new phone. Hey listen, 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:30.000 these are all the passwords as well, because then there's 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:31.800 nothing worse with the new phone. When you go like, 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:34.240 god damn it, I've got to click on about eighteen 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:38.840 different remember password links now set new password, Saint Katherine, 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:41.640 thank you very much, according him, Oh pleasure bye. 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:44.319 Christian Color Show podcast. 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:47.680 A legendary actor, Richard Chamberlain has passed away at the 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:50.160 age of ninety. For about ten or fifteen years, one 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:52.199 of the biggest stars in the world. My mum had 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:55.640 a huge crush on Richard Chamberlain aka Dot to Kilda, 0:09:56.440 --> 0:09:59.559 Father Ralph in The Thorn Birds and Showgun as well. 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:03.360 Doctor Kilda was a big medical drama. But I remember 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:04.920 as a kid it used to upset me because I 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:14.640 had a really miserable TV theme tune and it was 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:18.360 those TV shows were like Dallas as well, where there 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:20.320 was no action in the opening bit, it was just 0:10:20.440 --> 0:10:24.960 photos like a slide show, and it all just mainly 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:28.400 spent this day with his stethoscope out, just checking Metle's chest. 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:32.440 Then there was this the thorn Birds. This is Cat 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:38.000 musical Catnet to my Mum a song all right, So 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:40.520 wish TV started? Did your mum have a crush on 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:44.400 Christian For my mum. Grant Bowler, who played Wayne Patterson 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:45.560 on Blue Healers. 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:51.199 They went onto host the mall. Yes, I remember, we 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:53.559 all got it, Yes, some of these. 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:58.559 It doesn't ease her own, you know, Christian, my mum 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:01.120 was obsessed with Angel from Buffy. 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:05.120 David Baranas. I think paid him a good looking guy. Christian. 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:09.000 My mom still has an unhealthy crush on Chason Momoa. 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:12.360 She took us to see we didn't even want to 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:16.640 go and see Aquaman three times, and then she went 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:19.520 with her friends as well. She can't get enough on 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:20.680 Jason Momoa. 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:28.480 It's that magical trident of his projusic Katelyn, who is 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:29.760 it for your mum? 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:33.839 Susan had a massive crush on Elvis, so much so 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:36.400 that it actually made her blind to the thought that 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:40.640 she thinks her son, my brother Ryan, looks exactly like Elvis. 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:43.640 Now let me just make a picture of Ryan. Ryan 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:47.280 looks almost like a bit of a biki, so he's 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:48.160 got a shaved head. 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:51.880 Elvis in some of his movies did have a motorbike, 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:53.120 but he certainly wasn't you. 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:55.640 Know, I know who You just shared a photo of 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:57.720 your brother. Your brother looks more like Gletton Grantley. 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:01.480 It does not look like Elvis. I mean he's got 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:03.680 he's got your rights. He's a good looking guying your brother. 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:06.320 But there's no way that's not Elvis. 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:11.040 Just no replica whatsoever, like nothing he roll. Elvis had 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:12.680 really really dark hair. Ryan's blonde. 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:17.319 Elvis is a natural or was a natural blonde and 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:17.760 he died. 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:22.679 Yeah, don't you dare be spreading lies like Christian Man. 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:28.199 Never his eyebrows as well, get out of it. 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:29.400 How dare you. 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:33.800 Natural blonde? You look at his early like his first 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:34.600 couple of movies. 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:37.440 What's that Western one he did? He was actually blonde 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:39.720 in it, which was his natural color, which I can't 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:41.400 imagine him not being black haired. 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:45.599 So your mum was convinced he had literally so so 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:48.400 blinded by her love for Elvis that her son resembled 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:50.200 the King, so convinced that she. 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:53.320 Actually, even as a baby, she thought he looked like Elvis. 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:56.480 So she entered him in the best Looking baby contest 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:57.280 at our local. 0:12:57.120 --> 0:12:58.120 Mare and Ryan won. 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:01.199 So from that she now played he must look like 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:02.559 Elvis because he's entry. 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:07.000 It was a baby Elvis look. I wouldn't rule it out, 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:08.120 wouldn't rull it out. 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:09.520 In Australia only. 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:14.520 Baby celebrity lookerike, He's which is do a feature on 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:15.800 the show? All right, keeps coming? 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:17.679 Who did your mum? Which TV start? Did you mum 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:18.400 have a crush on? 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:22.080 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:13:22.240 --> 0:13:24.959 Christian O'Connell show, Which TV started your mum have a 0:13:25.080 --> 0:13:27.400 huge crush on? A major light has gone out in 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:31.200 my mum's world with Richard Chamberlain, great actor, big actor 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:33.920 of the sixties and seventies, the sad passing of the 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:37.559 great staff from the Thornbers dots a killed a showgun. 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:40.680 He was a utatility player of the sixties and seventies. 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:43.520 Whatever the character was, whether he was an English navigator 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:47.120 and American doctor. You called Richard chamber pot so I 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:49.480 ask you today then who did your mum have a 0:13:49.600 --> 0:13:51.520 huge Which TV star did you mum have a huge 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:54.760 TV crush on? Now it feels like it's an annual 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:59.880 thing where the name Engelbert Humperdink comes back around. Yes, 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:05.479 this is Christian, My mum had a crush on Engelbert. 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:09.040 Where you put here humperbink and then obviously you must 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:10.800 have reread it gone and sent me another mess of 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:19.520 simply saying Humperdink yes, it is the Great Engelbert. You 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:22.440 know some music it's like it's carbon dated. You hear it, 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:25.840 you don't go oh, was this the nineties? It's this 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:28.600 two thousand and one? Was it produced by Fergie from 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:30.080 the Black Eyed Peas? You know? 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:32.240 This is this is going back a few years. 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:35.400 This instantly puts me in my nano Grandpas's kitchen and 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:37.360 the radio on top of their fridge. I don't know 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:40.800 if they had a twenty four hour station with this 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:42.200 kind of music playing. 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:46.480 Yes, And was it one of those big old radios 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:47.000 as Golshiman. 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:48.840 They used to be really wide. Radios used to be 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:49.480 really big. 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:52.680 Yes, the Great Engelbert humbered and getting his annual play 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:57.880 on the show. Let mister Trump persuades to the boss 0:14:57.920 --> 0:14:58.960 to have an Engelberg when you. 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:03.200 He cut down his top hundred songs. 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:11.240 Christian Tony Bumbry. My mum had a major crush on. Now, 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:13.760 I'm not familiar with this John English from the TV 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:16.360 show Against the Wind. You do you know what that 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:16.720 T shirt? 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:18.320 I've never heard of Against the Wind. 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:19.720 Yeah, it was massive. 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:23.880 I can remember watching it was about colonial Australia. I 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:28.000 think from memory about settlers. I can remember watching it 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:29.920 with Mum and dad. Might have been on Channel seven. 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.400 I reckon but I was really really little. But he 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:34.640 was also on was it altogether? 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:34.920 Now? 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:39.120 Jack the sitcom I'm Against the Wind for the first 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:40.280 It was massive though. 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:42.960 And he was a singer as well. Big tool man 0:15:43.080 --> 0:15:43.400 he was. 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:48.520 He was a singer. He has the biggest mullet I 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:49.240 have ever seen. 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:53.120 You're kid, Oh wow, some mullets. 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:56.280 That's bigger than Billy Ray Cyrus back in the day. Wow. 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:58.680 We that is a hell of a head of hair 0:15:58.760 --> 0:15:59.400 onout that guy. 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:01.480 Chris and my mom had a crash on the Irish 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:11.080 folk singer Daniel O'Donnell. All right, let's say some calls. 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:14.400 Good morning, Catherine, Good morning, Catherine, good morning. 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:15.480 Oh my mom. 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:18.040 If she could, she could have married him, she would 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:20.360 have mister Brady from the Brady Bunch. 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:22.640 That is the phrase, isn't it. 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:25.400 If she could have married him, she would have Oh 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:25.840 my god. 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:28.120 She loved the house, she loved the smile. 0:16:30.720 --> 0:16:36.360 I'm now just looking up yes again, sixty seventies actors. 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:39.520 She really had that look a bit like that, didn't 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:40.720 They well put together? 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:41.960 And you got a bit of a. 0:16:42.040 --> 0:16:43.840 Curly perm at the end of the show. 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:46.760 Tell me did she like him in his heyday when 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:47.760 he had the mustache? 0:16:48.600 --> 0:16:48.760 Oh? 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:52.160 God, did she ever? Oh my gosh, yes, if she 0:16:52.200 --> 0:16:54.920 could have traded our family into his family, she would. 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:55.040 Have done it. 0:16:56.400 --> 0:16:56.560 Yeah. 0:16:56.680 --> 0:17:01.640 During the trade period, prid of Carol take a contract 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:01.960 down on. 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:06.280 Carol, Catherine Great coll Diane, good. 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:10.320 Morning, Hello, my mum's with Sean Connery. 0:17:10.600 --> 0:17:12.240 Sean Connery, I could understand that. 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:12.720 Yeah. 0:17:13.320 --> 0:17:14.880 I think it has a lot to do with having 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:18.080 his top off in a lot of the movies. You 0:17:18.200 --> 0:17:22.400 know that fust body myster is not bought. He bought 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:25.360 mum a full body pillow, which is the full length 0:17:25.400 --> 0:17:28.760 of your pillow. For one birthday, we managed to get 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:32.520 a picture of Sean Connery. We laminated it, pinned it 0:17:32.840 --> 0:17:34.159 to the top of the pillow. 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:35.720 So I thought she could sleep laminated. It feels like 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:36.960 what's she doing drooling on him? 0:17:40.400 --> 0:17:42.800 Already want to attract the question why don't you going 0:17:42.840 --> 0:17:44.920 to be coated in protect substance? 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:49.640 Trump a reusable? 0:17:56.920 --> 0:17:59.320 I just don't know how she was going to get with. 0:17:59.359 --> 0:17:59.680 Him, do you? 0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:04.600 You don't you don't want office works? I'm gonna need 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:05.280 dis laminated? 0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:05.639 Who is it? 0:18:05.680 --> 0:18:06.320 It's wonder woman. 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:10.200 He never got into bed with her, though he kept 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:12.040 him in the corner of the room. She was terrified 0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:13.800 the ambulance would roll up and he'd be in bed 0:18:13.880 --> 0:18:14.119 with her. 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:18.960 Diane, thank you very much and cool mate. Thanks Corn 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:19.440 the Show. 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:23.480 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:26.720 I haven't told you about something really embarrassing that happened 0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:31.200 to me last week. I reversed into somebody's car that 0:18:31.400 --> 0:18:35.880 was part about two feet behind me, just and even 0:18:35.960 --> 0:18:38.359 though my car, like most modern cars, has got the 0:18:38.400 --> 0:18:41.920 old but does anyone else just get rid of irritated 0:18:41.960 --> 0:18:43.480 with them and go yeah, yeah, yeah, I think. 0:18:43.440 --> 0:18:48.480 I because they're so I do, because they're so sensitive. Yes, 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:51.240 you're like, I've got I'm a play room. 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:53.560 Yes, that's what it is. 0:18:53.880 --> 0:18:56.720 Right, the nights smoke alarms and go off too soon, 0:18:57.200 --> 0:19:00.360 and so anyway, so I reversed as time the little 0:19:00.400 --> 0:19:02.520 car behind me right, I got out. I couldn't see 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:04.159 where the only was, so I luckily I had some 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:06.320 post it notes and a pen, so I wrote down 0:19:06.359 --> 0:19:08.119 my name and my phone number. She called about two 0:19:08.160 --> 0:19:10.639 hours later, says, fine, there's hardly any damage. It's a 0:19:10.680 --> 0:19:13.960 little tiny, little dink in the car red shoe. But 0:19:14.080 --> 0:19:16.120 the thing was, there was no reason for this to happen. 0:19:16.520 --> 0:19:19.119 First of all, there's a warning system, very advanced warning system, 0:19:20.560 --> 0:19:22.720 and it was like it was two feet behind me. 0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:25.040 There was just like I still don't even know why. 0:19:26.080 --> 0:19:29.400 Or on the street, on the street, Jack, there's only 0:19:29.440 --> 0:19:32.280 one direction. I should have gone forward, but I went 0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:36.119 backwards into this poor little hatchback. So I want to 0:19:36.160 --> 0:19:38.800 know about what is the shortest distance Bengle somebody's had. 0:19:39.320 --> 0:19:41.680 Is it just getting out the driveway, you know, not 0:19:41.840 --> 0:19:43.760 like after a big long trip when you're tired. I 0:19:43.840 --> 0:19:46.280 mean really like mine was two feet just into this 0:19:46.359 --> 0:19:49.119 poor lady's car. Who rang me about two or she 0:19:49.280 --> 0:19:49.640 was more. 0:19:50.240 --> 0:19:51.080