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Speaker 1: Got anything good.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday, somehow the show drifted into talking about saints and

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Speaker 1: how they're over twenty thousand saints and modern contemporary saints.

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Speaker 1: People are still being canonized years after their deaths. This morning,

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Speaker 1: we're going to canonize some of you and saints you

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Speaker 1: this morning on the show. What other radio show is

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Speaker 1: offering that?

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Speaker 3: Right now?

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Speaker 1: Take your alphabucks and shove it. Some Saint facts you

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Speaker 1: this morning. Saint fans, there is a Saint Bibiana, the

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Speaker 1: patron Saint of hangovers, one for you. Patsy Bibiana died

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Speaker 1: in the fourth century and became a saint after we

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Speaker 1: discovered that the herbs that grew from her gravesite were

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Speaker 1: an amazing hangover cure. What about Saint Drogo, Patron Saint

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Speaker 1: of Ugly People, a physically unattractive hermit who put out

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Speaker 1: a large fire in the church using the power of prayer.

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Speaker 1: Saint Aloisis Patron Saint of gamers, famous for having a

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Speaker 1: miraculously deep focused Saint Isidore, patron Saint of the Internet,

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Speaker 1: Shot out of scorn, wrote a twenty volume Encycopedia by

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Speaker 1: himself on everything from logic to grammar and zoology and cosmology.

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Speaker 1: Then why does he become patron saint of the Internet.

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Speaker 4: All right, so who shows you though that there are

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Speaker 4: modern saints?

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Speaker 1: There is about to be a lot more modern saints.

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Speaker 1: Here's how you get sainted. We're looking for everyday saints

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Speaker 1: to actually get canonized. A you have to be dead,

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Speaker 1: and then the people on your behalf campaigning for you

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Speaker 1: to be canonized have become a modern day saint have

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Speaker 1: to provide examples of a miracle that you did in

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Speaker 1: your lifetime. All I need you, that's simply call me

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Speaker 1: up and tell me an everyday miracle you have performed,

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Speaker 1: and then lo and behold, I will instantly canonize you

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Speaker 1: on the show.

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Speaker 3: Today.

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Speaker 1: You're going to work and tell everyone it's not Davi anymore.

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Speaker 1: It's Saint Day from now on, a gay how we

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Speaker 1: make you an immediate patron saint of something? Right now,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to perform my first canonization and I want

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Speaker 1: it to be I want it to be you, Patsy.

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Speaker 5: Oh thank you.

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Speaker 3: So what have you done that deserves sainthood?

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Speaker 6: Well, me and I reckon every other mother on the

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Speaker 6: planet performs daily miracles. Mine happened last week when Or

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Speaker 6: got up and her voice sounded different, and I said

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Speaker 6: to her, you've got tom solidis? Is your throat saw?

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Speaker 6: Even before her throat was saw? She said no, no, no,

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Speaker 6: I feel fine. Just took her to the GP and

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Speaker 6: guess what she had? Tom solidis And she's been on antibiotics.

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Speaker 6: Who needs a GP when you've got a.

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Speaker 5: Mother in there?

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Speaker 4: Patsy usually cure the illness, not just identify it.

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Speaker 1: This is a diagnostic saints. You are the patient saint

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Speaker 1: now of diagnosing. Thank you, Jackie boy?

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Speaker 3: What have you done that deserves sainthood?

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Speaker 4: Just yesterday a friend of mine who's expecting a baby

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Speaker 4: came over and I gave them Gordy's old car seat

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Speaker 3: There's just decency.

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Speaker 1: It's just a nice thing, not working for free. The

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Speaker 1: Pope is struggling to understand. What does say smashed?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 1: I tell you what, then I'm going to make you

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Speaker 1: the patron saint of Misers.

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Speaker 4: You're right about the smashed crusket. We tried our best,

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Speaker 4: but it's also been in the shed collecting a bit

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Speaker 1: Home of Spider and snakes in the base of it,

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Speaker 1: the whose things you have vomiting and everything in there.

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Speaker 1: I gave it a bit of a wye, a very quick,

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Speaker 3: All right, So tell us what everyday miracle have you performed?

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast and.

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Speaker 1: This morning we are canonizing him, which means you get sainted.

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Speaker 1: Tell us about an everyday miracle you have performed, Christian.

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Speaker 1: A few days ago I had the task of dinner,

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Speaker 1: On this occasion, my wife was taking a well deserved

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Speaker 3: Paul Saint Paul Culbert arise.

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Speaker 4: There is something funny I find with Gordy as well.

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Speaker 4: When Bianca has gone out, he's just he's a saying.

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Speaker 4: which he therefore says to be no.

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Speaker 1: Maybe in I must have done I don't know, maybe

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Speaker 1: when Dad did it the other week, it was we

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Speaker 3: I'm always earlier, and we've got that a early with

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Speaker 1: It was very calm and just a simmering like there's

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Speaker 1: poor woman who's done it forever for years and years

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Speaker 1: and years and years, tears and tantrums and I just

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Speaker 1: perchance because I'm not to me. It was all like

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Speaker 1: I was up early and everything was done because it

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Speaker 1: was novelty years of doing that, I'm not the same

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Speaker 1: guy doing that. You are a one hit wonder.

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Speaker 2: Please.

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Speaker 1: And also now you starts to stand that the universe

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Speaker 1: will go Okay, buddy, Let's just give you a little

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Speaker 1: test this week. Let's go to Carli now morning, Christian,

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Speaker 1: I was putting into my driveway at five to nine

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Speaker 1: yesterday morning when I heard you talking about modern day Saints.

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Speaker 1: It seemed appropriate because every day I managed to get

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Speaker 1: to start work at nine am. I deal with lost clothes,

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Speaker 1: whatever else the kids decide to throw at me. Every

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Speaker 1: single morning we navigate caut at school traffic, having to

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Speaker 3: Drop and roll, kids, drop and roll.

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Speaker 1: And yet every day, by some or can I manage

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Speaker 1: a m. Saint Carly definitely, Michelle, Good morning, Michelle.

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Speaker 7: Good morning, Christian, Pats and Jack, how are you all well?

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Speaker 1: We We're ready hopefully to cannonize you. What every day

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Speaker 1: miracle have you done?

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Speaker 3: Michelle?

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Speaker 8: up and said, Mum, we can't find the youngest wan

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Speaker 8: school trousers. And I said, look under the couch and

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Speaker 8: and there they were. And they said, how did you know.

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Speaker 8: And I said, well, I put them on the couch

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Speaker 1: This is level mummy. You are, Saint Michelle. This is incredible,

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Speaker 1: the patient saint of finding trousers.

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Speaker 4: My mother is always the same. That's the Nora of

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Speaker 4: where everything is in the.

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Speaker 1: Right, the keeper of the knowledge. Have you looked and

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Speaker 1: you go no, Saint Michelle, lovely to speak to you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, thanks for calling in you so much.

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Speaker 7: Have a great day.

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Speaker 1: If I have to lose anything now I'm calling Saint

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Speaker 1: Michel's do you know my my trousers are Catherine? Good morning, Oh,

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Speaker 7: I am Saint Catherine. Of the data transfer from your

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Speaker 7: old phone to your new phone.

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Speaker 3: Wow, a very modern day, Saint.

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Speaker 7: Yeh, super modern, super modern. Because I'm in my sixties.

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Speaker 7: I changed my phone every ten years, whether I need

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Speaker 7: I bought a new phone. This s twenty five, and

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Speaker 1: Saint Katherine of the saying of data transfer, Oh, you're right.

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Speaker 1: It's a really nervous modern moment, isn't it. When you're like,

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Speaker 7: Who photos? You don't want to have to get on

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Speaker 1: And I always hope that the new phone goes for

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Speaker 1: god damn it, I've got to click on about eighteen

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Speaker 1: different remember password links now set new password, Saint Katherine,

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Speaker 2: Christian Color Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: A legendary actor, Richard Chamberlain has passed away at the

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Speaker 1: age of ninety. For about ten or fifteen years, one

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Speaker 1: of the biggest stars in the world. My mum had

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Speaker 1: a huge crush on Richard Chamberlain aka Dot to Kilda,

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Speaker 1: Father Ralph in The Thorn Birds and Showgun as well.

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Speaker 1: Doctor Kilda was a big medical drama. But I remember

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Speaker 1: had a really miserable TV theme tune and it was

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Speaker 1: those TV shows were like Dallas as well, where there

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Speaker 1: photos like a slide show, and it all just mainly

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Speaker 1: spent this day with his stethoscope out, just checking Metle's chest.

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Speaker 1: Then there was this the thorn Birds. This is Cat

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Speaker 1: musical Catnet to my Mum a song all right, So

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Speaker 1: wish TV started? Did your mum have a crush on

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Speaker 1: Christian For my mum. Grant Bowler, who played Wayne Patterson

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Speaker 1: on Blue Healers.

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Speaker 3: They went onto host the mall. Yes, I remember, we

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Speaker 3: all got it, Yes, some of these.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't ease her own, you know, Christian, my mum

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Speaker 1: was obsessed with Angel from Buffy.

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Speaker 3: David Baranas. I think paid him a good looking guy. Christian.

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Speaker 1: My mom still has an unhealthy crush on Chason Momoa.

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Speaker 1: She took us to see we didn't even want to

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Speaker 1: go and see Aquaman three times, and then she went

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Speaker 1: Jason Momoa.

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Speaker 3: It's that magical trident of his projusic Katelyn, who is

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Speaker 3: it for your mum?

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Speaker 10: Now let me just make a picture of Ryan. Ryan

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Speaker 1: Elvis in some of his movies did have a motorbike,

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Speaker 4: Know, I know who You just shared a photo of

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Speaker 1: It does not look like Elvis. I mean he's got

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't you dare be spreading lies like Christian Man.

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Speaker 4: Never his eyebrows as well, get out of it.

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Speaker 3: How dare you.

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Speaker 6: What's that Western one he did? He was actually blonde

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Speaker 10: Actually, even as a baby, she thought he looked like Elvis.

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Speaker 1: Baby celebrity lookerike, He's which is do a feature on

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Speaker 3: Who did your mum? Which TV start? Did you mum

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show, Which TV started your mum have a

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Speaker 1: huge crush on? A major light has gone out in

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Speaker 1: my mum's world with Richard Chamberlain, great actor, big actor

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Speaker 1: Where you put here humperbink and then obviously you must

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Speaker 1: the Black Eyed Peas? You know?

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Speaker 3: This is this is going back a few years.

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Speaker 4: This instantly puts me in my nano Grandpas's kitchen and

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Speaker 3: They used to be really wide. Radios used to be

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Speaker 1: Yes, the Great Engelbert humbered and getting his annual play

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Speaker 3: He cut down his top hundred songs.

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Speaker 1: Christian Tony Bumbry. My mum had a major crush on. Now,

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Speaker 1: I'm not familiar with this John English from the TV

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Speaker 1: show Against the Wind. You do you know what that

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Speaker 1: That's bigger than Billy Ray Cyrus back in the day. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Catherine, Good morning, Catherine, good morning.

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Speaker 12: Oh my mom.

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Speaker 7: If she could, she could have married him, she would

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Speaker 1: If she could have married him, she would have Oh

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Speaker 7: She loved the house, she loved the smile.

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Speaker 4: I'm now just looking up yes again, sixty seventies actors.

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Speaker 1: She really had that look a bit like that, didn't

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Speaker 5: Tell me did she like him in his heyday when

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Speaker 7: God, did she ever? Oh my gosh, yes, if she

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Speaker 13: Have done it.

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Speaker 1: Carol, Catherine Great coll Diane, good.

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Speaker 2: Morning, Hello, my mum's with Sean Connery.

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Speaker 3: Sean Connery, I could understand that.

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Speaker 1: Already want to attract the question why don't you going

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Speaker 3: Trump a reusable?

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Speaker 9: I just don't know how she was going to get with.

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Speaker 1: You don't you don't want office works? I'm gonna need

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Speaker 9: Who is it?

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Speaker 3: It's wonder woman.

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Speaker 9: He never got into bed with her, though he kept

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Speaker 1: I haven't told you about something really embarrassing that happened

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Speaker 1: to me last week. I reversed into somebody's car that

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Speaker 4: I because they're so I do, because they're so sensitive. Yes,

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: because sadly people don't always do that these days. I

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Speaker 1: was no other car. There was only one car that

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Speaker 2: That's me.

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Speaker 1: Some don't.

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Speaker 3: That's out, that's Jack Both.

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Speaker 1: So we're talking short distance Bengals, Pats. You've got a

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Speaker 5: It's so funny.

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Speaker 6: My brother was reversing out of his driveway as his

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Speaker 4: No two cars.

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Speaker 1: O God, that's terrible. I just remember the time now.

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Speaker 1: Once in the UK, I refersed into my mother in

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Speaker 1: Actually my wife looking at me like I couldn't believe

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Speaker 1: just Sundy, come crunched that with your white car. Mother

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Speaker 1: I actually actually thought about just driving off and never

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Speaker 11: Thanks for taking the call. I didn't actually make it

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Speaker 3: That's a really short distance.

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Speaker 11: a lot. I was on the very side, and so

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Speaker 11: on the other side was this concrete barrier that came

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Speaker 11: up about a meter, but it wasn't high enough to

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Speaker 11: be able to be seen out the window, and by

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Speaker 11: the time I'd gotten back to my car, I'd completely

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Speaker 11: forgotten it was there. So rather than going forward a

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Speaker 11: little bit and then turning, I just kind of went

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Speaker 11: to pull out straight away, and I scraped off the

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Speaker 11: entire side of my car. The left side of my

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Speaker 11: car was just cactus. And I was just so embarrassed

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Speaker 11: and so filthy of myself that I refused to pay

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Speaker 11: the couple of thousand dollars to go to the panel

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Speaker 11: beaters for the inconvenience, and I just did the whole

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Speaker 11: thing up with duct tape.

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Speaker 3: Great man, great, look you're winning. You're winning. That look

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Speaker 3: is really good.

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Speaker 11: Oh look I it was that way for about a

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Speaker 11: year or so I reckoned before I ended up replacing

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Speaker 11: the car because I died of old age. So I

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Speaker 11: was just a guy who had one side of his

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Speaker 11: car completely made up.

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Speaker 7: With duct tape.

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Speaker 1: That's a great story, Ashley, Thank you very much for

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Speaker 1: giving us a call.

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Speaker 4: Those concrete pillars out underground car park, it's so bad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: You always look at the corners of them and they've

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Speaker 4: got like a multi color display of cars scrap scraped

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Speaker 4: through in the past.

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Speaker 2: Christian Connor Show Podcast.

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Speaker 1: My wife has taken her mother's some of our ashes

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Speaker 1: back to give to her sisters, and so we've got

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Speaker 1: to do all this paperwork. We didn't realize you have

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Speaker 1: to do all this admin to take ashes onto the

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Speaker 1: plane and leave one country and go into another country.

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Speaker 1: And yesterday we were asking where your story is about

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Speaker 1: what did you do with the ashes? We had so

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Speaker 1: many incredible stories, and loadsmore came in yesterday as well.

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Speaker 1: Jack and I were saying this morning, we didn't know

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Speaker 1: you could have so many different stories, and I thought

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Speaker 1: by nine o'clock yesterday we'd heard. But no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: my friends, there are some incredible ones to get through

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Speaker 1: this morning. So we're doing a part two. What did

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Speaker 1: you do with the ashes? Melanie Christian? I thought i'd

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Speaker 1: share with you a story of all my dad's ashes.

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Speaker 1: My dad ended up living in Florida. It was Australian

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Speaker 1: and sadly passed Toway after a long battle with dementia.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that now. His wish, though, was

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Speaker 1: to come back to Australia and he wanted his ashes

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Speaker 1: scattered in the old near Sorrento. My youngest sister had

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Speaker 1: the task to bring dad home. The funeral home gave

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Speaker 1: my sister to earn with the paperwork, and Dad was

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Speaker 1: ready to head homeward bound back to Australia.

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Speaker 3: First leg of the journey was from Fort Myers air to.

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Speaker 1: La While going through the airport's security, my sister said

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Speaker 1: to the guard that take care, that's my dad in

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Speaker 1: the The next thing, you know, my sister hears the

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Speaker 1: man saying on his walky talkie human remains coming through

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Speaker 1: those airport security in America is intense My sister was

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Speaker 1: a lot horrified at this point. To my sister's surprise,

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Speaker 1: she then sees the security man checking out the ashes

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Speaker 1: and queries, is what's going on?

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Speaker 3: He said, we're checking the urn for drugs.

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Speaker 1: Apparently is very common cover they hide in earned with

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Speaker 1: actual ashes drugs. My sister couldn't believe that our dad

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Speaker 1: was now being drug tested. Dad finally made it home,

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Speaker 1: spent some time in my sister's bedroom. Then it was

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Speaker 1: time to set him free. We found a beautiful little

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Speaker 1: beach in Diamond Bay, which chose my dad's birthday, which

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Speaker 1: would have been his eightieth. We were already dress appropriately

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Speaker 1: because it was a hot day, and my middle sister

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Speaker 1: was picked to do the honors. However, she had to

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Speaker 1: wait for two months to walk past with their children

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Speaker 1: before it was an empty beach. It feels like that

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Speaker 1: say you tell the time, you know, sometimes you can

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Speaker 1: go one cuckoo too, cuckoo, go one mom too, mum.

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Speaker 1: Once the coast is clear, my sister started walking out

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Speaker 1: into the water with urn. My sister looked like some

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Speaker 1: sort of bogan Moses trying to part the waves. I

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Speaker 1: couldn't stop laughing. My younger sister was very emotional crying.

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Speaker 1: Then we all started laughing. Then we were thinking about

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Speaker 1: how much Dad would have enjoyed this. My children now

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Speaker 1: go every summer to swim in that spot, to be

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Speaker 1: closed to their grandfather. Tad him.

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Speaker 3: That's a lovely story, Christian.

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Speaker 1: When my old man left us, we put his ashes

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Speaker 1: in his favorite bottle, a VB bottle. We had it

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Speaker 1: engraved with all his nicknames on the side Dad, Mop, top, Den,

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Speaker 1: and a few more you can't read out on it. Wow,

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Speaker 1: what a lovely way, and a few more you can't

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Speaker 1: read out. And then the other side we put all

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Speaker 1: the kids' names. The bottle comes out anytime we toast

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Speaker 1: him in our man cave.

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Speaker 3: Miss him heaps. Boy did he love a beer?

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Speaker 1: Wow? Shutters sign off there, Christian. I was a carpet

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Speaker 1: cleaner some years ago and had a call out to

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Speaker 1: do a basic cleanup, or so I thought. Turn up

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Speaker 1: there was an old European lady, very distressed. She had

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Speaker 1: dropped her relatives ashes onto the fireplace and carpet, breaking

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Speaker 1: the suramic urn.

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Speaker 3: I had been hired to clean it up.

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Speaker 1: The lady, in her late eighties, was beside herself, understandably distraught.

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Speaker 3: Crying, my pardner, No, you fixed, now.

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Speaker 1: You pick her up. Then she gave me a large

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Speaker 1: vegimite jar was provided. This was a job and a half.

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Speaker 1: She kept hitting me on the shoulder, saying, be careful,

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Speaker 1: you pick up. I was terrified. I managed to get

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Speaker 1: I'm actually get what I could into this shabby veggimite

556
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Speaker 1: jar that hadn't been emptied out properly alone still stretch

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Speaker 1: along with glam. The ashes would have been sticking to it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't charge it because I felt so sorry for her,

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Speaker 1: and I left with a couple of jars of homemade

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Speaker 1: amazing source that's the blood of a victim, and a

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Speaker 1: bottle of homemade grapper. Geez, that stuff's rocket fuel. Then

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Speaker 1: we get to Rachel's email. Now, yesterday I think we

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Speaker 1: had two calls about mix ups with the ashes in

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Speaker 1: the wrong and the funeral.

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Speaker 3: Home owning up. But sometimes it was like a couple.

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Speaker 3: I think we had one yesterday.

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Speaker 1: It was six months later that the funeral home when

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Speaker 1: we've given you the wrong ashes, That isn't who you

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Speaker 1: think it is. This story that we're actually going to

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Speaker 1: do next is barely believable. It doesn't involve a mix

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Speaker 1: up involving ashes. You can hear the full story next.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Part two This morning, What did you do with the ashes? Yesterday?

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Speaker 1: We had so many incredible stories involving what you were

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Speaker 1: trying to do respectfully with the ashes. But you know

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Speaker 1: what it's like in life. Sometimes the more sort of

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Speaker 1: high intention, high expectation you have, this has got to

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Speaker 1: be right. It's like the universe sometimes this can spies

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Speaker 1: against you. And we heard stories yesterday of ashes being

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Speaker 1: spring called, where they were mentally spring called. And then

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Speaker 1: sudden Australia would it feel like it has a lot

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Speaker 1: of sudden wind changes because they couldn't move for stories

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Speaker 1: just about very unfortunate sudden wind changes and ash has

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Speaker 1: been sprinkled into people who were blissfully unaware of what

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Speaker 1: was going on. And then there were two stories about

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Speaker 1: actually people who've given the urns with their belovers ashes

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Speaker 1: in and then a couple of weeks and one call

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Speaker 1: to talk about six months later getting a call from

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Speaker 1: the funeral home saying those are the wrong ashes. This

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Speaker 1: story is that and something else. It comes from someone

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Speaker 1: called Rachel Christian I was just on the show yesterday

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Speaker 1: relating to funeral mix up. I listened to an ABC

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Speaker 1: podcast after yours, of course, well done, Rachel, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: on the iHeart platform, and a family had buried and

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Speaker 1: greed for their relative, only to get a call three

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Speaker 1: days later explaining, sorry, your family member was accidentally cremated.

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Speaker 3: We put a different body in the coffin.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, wait, it's kiss so bad they had to

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Speaker 1: dig up the coffin to confirm it.

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Speaker 3: Ima, you're grieving horrendous.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, this happened in this country, and there were other

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Speaker 1: on this podcast episode. There were other funeral home horror stories.

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Speaker 1: You know, yesterday when you were joking about how you

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Speaker 1: thought it was a bit odd, your wife point to

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Speaker 1: set check that they were her mom's ashes in there.

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Speaker 3: She had every right to do so. Now I want

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Speaker 3: to dig out this podcast.

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Speaker 1: It's an ABC podcast, who do actually do some amazing podcasts,

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Speaker 1: and it's called ABC Background Briefing. This is episode three. Births,

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Speaker 1: Deaths and Marriages. Have a listened to this story.

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Speaker 13: There's a family that is gathered by a grave side

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Speaker 13: and they're there to bury their beloved father.

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Speaker 2: His name's Errol.

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Speaker 13: The coffin's just been lowered in the dirt's been thrown

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Speaker 13: in and everybody's starting to file away. And after they'd

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Speaker 13: finished that service, one of their workers is in an

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Speaker 13: absolute state.

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Speaker 2: But it's not from grief, it's from guilt.

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Speaker 1: You mean you hooked on you.

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Speaker 3: I've got goosebumps.

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Speaker 1: Listen to this. Let's go back into the story.

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Speaker 12: There had been a bit of a mix up on Monday.

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Speaker 12: He had mistakenly cremated mister Davidson.

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Speaker 3: They put the wrong body into the crematorium.

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Speaker 13: Errol Davidson had been cremated in the place of a

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Speaker 13: woman named Daisy Jones.

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Speaker 3: And so in order to perpetuate the cover up.

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Speaker 12: He was putting Missus Jones into his coffin, and a

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Speaker 12: paver and a five litre bottle of water was placed

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Speaker 12: into the coffin with Missus Jones because she was a

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Speaker 12: much smaller lady than what mister Davidson was.

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Speaker 1: It's not just a mistake, it's actually a cover up,

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Speaker 1: isn't It's worth? So a pa and a five liter

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Speaker 1: bottle of water to bulk it up, as play on New.

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Speaker 13: South of our Health, call the family and say we

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Speaker 13: have to exhume Errol's grave. They all go back to

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Speaker 13: that grave site and two officers who are part of

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Speaker 13: New South of Ourself are actually in the grave. So

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Speaker 13: six feet down they pull out the coffin, they open

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Speaker 13: the lid and in there is a frail, small old woman.

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Speaker 1: My worst.

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Speaker 3: It's an unbelievable story.

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Speaker 1: If you want to fill here the full episode, it's

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Speaker 1: ABC Background Briefing, Episode three.

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Speaker 3: Rachel, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show go On podcast.

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Speaker 1: What do you think which shops smell the best? Sometimes

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Speaker 1: you go in and there's a pleasing smell to them. Okay,

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Speaker 1: some shops are actually designed that way. I know that.

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Speaker 1: I think it's Peter Alexander.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, have this plugin thing. I think you can

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Speaker 3: actually buy it.

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Speaker 1: It's a smell. Yeah, what is it? It's like a cake.

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Speaker 4: It's cakey, it's Vanillay, how often you guys brows and Peter,

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Speaker 4: I'm not even looking for silken but pajamas are that.

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Speaker 3: But I just tick my head in and breathe it

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Speaker 3: in and it's yeah.

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Speaker 5: You're right, you know master, Yeah, you think of Jami's

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Speaker 5: vanilla pods.

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Speaker 1: It's gorgeous, Oh my god. But if you have too

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Speaker 1: much of it, it's a little bit sickly in that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how people were working. They're put up

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Speaker 1: with that, but they have a very unique scent. Now

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Speaker 1: you have a top three of actual places you think

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Speaker 1: at shops that have the best smells.

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Speaker 4: At number one seafood shops.

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Speaker 1: No, no, it is. It is. It's like a pool smell.

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Speaker 4: It's not. It is maybe Victorians if it was so powerful,

669
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Speaker 4: why is it? What was the pippies that you.

670
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Speaker 3: Could only get long stockings or whatever?

671
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Speaker 14: It was the smell of fish and seafood and pra

672
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Speaker 14: I love prawn.

673
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Speaker 1: It's like a go and hang out by the harbor

674
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Speaker 1: the fish. I love that become there's no perfumeries have

675
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 1: ever had some smell of prawn so well?

676
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 4: Made from.

677
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Speaker 12: What you do?

678
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Speaker 1: Not?

679
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Speaker 14: This is so made up perfume. Whale vomit perfume. He's

680
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Speaker 14: made from whale vomit.

681
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,719
Speaker 3: No, he's right, there's a there is a base thing

682
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Speaker 3: in it.

683
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Speaker 4: Yes, how do they get the whales to vomit?

684
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Speaker 3: Call them into a fish shop? Because it makes me

685
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 3: feel a bit ry, heavy and cruelty to me.

686
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Speaker 14: Yeah, it's a nicemami smell. But my second one puffa

687
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Speaker 14: is you know the little Dutch pancakes, poages, yeah, like

688
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 14: little food trucks. And third petrol stations.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love the smell of a petrol station. Yeah, no, no,

690
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: there's something about that.

691
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 3: What is it the bitumen or the controlling the petrol?

692
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 3: Just the nozzle, the petrol. It's a nozzle just before

693
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Speaker 3: you stick it in the tank.

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Speaker 1: I put up a nostra and.

695
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you little head.

696
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Speaker 3: Just a little vapor, yeah, just a little something.

697
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Speaker 1: And then I'll go and hang around Peter Alexacer again

698
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Speaker 1: and stick my head in the door.

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Speaker 3: Patsy, what do you think smells the best?

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Speaker 6: You know what I like?

701
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 5: And you're gonna poo who me?

702
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Speaker 1: You say?

703
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 5: Oh, here we go again? Is the langham has its own.

704
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Speaker 4: Even if they were actual pain client, we would be

705
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Speaker 4: saying their name too much.

706
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Speaker 1: On which came out relates things I was about to say,

707
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Speaker 1: Baker's to lie. You know, these are related to a

708
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: basic fish shop.

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00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 5: They've got ginger flowers, the.

710
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Speaker 1: Experience of people. They're not a celebrity like you, Patsy.

711
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 5: Second on my list is Lush, you know the soap shop.

712
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I love that smesh.

713
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Speaker 6: And then you can't go past just your standard cafe

714
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Speaker 6: and the coffee brewing machine.

715
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 5: In the morning, it's like it's like my oxygen. Yes,

716
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 5: it's like I'm ready for the day.

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Speaker 1: What do you guys think of Baker's Delight?

718
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 2: Yea, what is it is?

719
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Speaker 3: It smells warm?

720
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Speaker 1: I know that sort of thing, but it smells warm,

721
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:39,879
Speaker 1: and that is that the yeast.

722
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 4: Aunim Yeah, it smells like yeah, that's what it smell.

723
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Speaker 1: And that would be an after shave. I sprits on.

724
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 1: It's a bit of sconny. Smell about me?

725
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Speaker 2: All right?

726
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Speaker 3: What shops do you think smell the best? Or five

727
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Speaker 3: star hotels?

728
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Speaker 2: Christian Color Show podcast?

729
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:59,240
Speaker 1: Which shops you think have the best smells? Christian Softo

730
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Speaker 1: Tail Hotel? Else smell amazing? I love the specifics Patsy's

731
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Speaker 1: obviously never set foot in one, but I love that

732
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,959
Speaker 1: tepic Christian Nothing miss the smell when you drive past

733
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Speaker 1: the tip top factory in danden On.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So I guess it's like a Baker's Delight.

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Speaker 1: The Christian Dusk is a beautiful smelling shop. And Jack

736
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Speaker 1: wellp who is called amberses and it's a solid waxy substance.

737
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 3: It's not vomit. It comes up the other end, a

738
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Speaker 3: lot of people saying.

739
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 4: No, no, it comes out of them. Well, from what

740
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 4: I can find, is more like vomit.

741
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 3: It comes out of it is tuned in by the way,

742
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 3: there is a context away.

743
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: It's suddenly now concerning the show business of which orifice

744
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: did that comes out? Well, we're talking about because apparently

745
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,839
Speaker 1: it's a base ingredient in some persumes.

746
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 4: High end perfumes use it. It's like a fatty substance

747
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 4: that a whale has in its tummy and when it

748
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 4: eats squid, it gets it ejects the fatty substance.

749
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Speaker 1: Again, how did someone who works for say Channel they

750
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: picked that up? Yeah, you're down the beach and you

751
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: see a solid waxy stubbs that's coming out of one

752
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: end of a one. You go take it back to

753
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Speaker 1: the factory. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: There's something about.

755
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:21,240
Speaker 4: That, whether they threw it up or cracked it out, Chanelle,

756
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,359
Speaker 4: it's not and it's not even about the scent. It's

757
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Speaker 4: not they're not using that for the a binding age.

758
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:32,320
Speaker 4: It makes the scent that they make in perfume last longer.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, I can't know how did anyone ever find

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Speaker 1: this out? Also, quite a few people talking about the

761
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: subway smell. Yes, oh, flowery kind of. I'm sure they

762
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: must put something it's not. Do you think this smells?

763
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 1: Some of them aren't accident. I reckon they actually engineered them.

764
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 1: They've got a plugin special scent.

765
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Speaker 4: I've heard that about subway, that they have a Yeah,

766
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 4: they have a baking bread.

767
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 3: Tell you what you are?

768
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,439
Speaker 1: You are kind of like you are quite deep fake,

769
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Speaker 1: aren't you? Barly a show goes by. We don't get

770
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: this slow knowing blink from chap goes I have heard this.

771
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Speaker 2: I have heard this.

772
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 4: Well, this is going to make it.

773
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Speaker 3: To the underground wake up sheep.

774
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 4: It's going to sound even more pompous than the shop.

775
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 4: I'm going to choose as my best smell. I was

776
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 4: going to say book shop smell. The smell of fresh pages.

777
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 3: It is the pagination, isn't it.

778
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, the book binding glue they use, I think, as

779
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 1: well as a nice smell in there. And of course

780
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 1: Patsy's contributionist the Langham Hotel.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show go On podcast, Thank you very.

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Speaker 1: Much for the people who are messaging in about the

783
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Speaker 1: shops with their favorite smells. Christian, I know that perhaps

784
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 1: he just raved about the Langham Hotel and the smell

785
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: of that Sheraton. I stayed at Sheraton Hotel. Christian, the

786
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: smell serious has gone. Even asked the concierge if it

787
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 1: was available to buy. He looked at me utterly confused,

788
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,919
Speaker 1: and I said, you must get this question. He said, nope.

789
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Speaker 3: There's other words.

790
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: When you say you must get this a lot and

791
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: they go no, never, It's strange, Christian.

792
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 3: I love the smell of a surf shop.

793
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 1: It's the new wetsuit smell that's from Sharpie Rachel Country

794
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: Road smells amazing. It does have Kaitlin, what is that

795
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 1: is it? Is it tobacco?

796
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 2: It's like it.

797
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 1: Yes, it's called a little bit of it. Would you

798
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: not think a higher note of leather, leathery?

799
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, bit leathery.

800
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: Not.

801
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say tobacco, No, unless lady.

802
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 3: That served me it was just a heavy smoke or something.

803
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:37,320
Speaker 1: But yeah, it has it is.

804
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,359
Speaker 3: It's a leathery smell.

805
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 10: It is one of the best smells. And they actually

806
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 10: have a hand cream available to buy in store that

807
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 10: has the same smell.

808
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 2: I have it.

809
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 10: I also have the scent for my scent thing that

810
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 10: sends it off into the house, so that the house, well, you.

811
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 3: Can buy the scent of country road.

812
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, so you smell like an outlet.

813
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 10: If I go in there, I smell like absolute joy walking.

814
00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 5: Oh I'm at home.

815
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 10: That fresh leanen.

816
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: It is a delight Christian best mill in places are

817
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: Floris Florish. You're right, they are properly freshmaning and Christian.

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00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 3: Jack.

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Speaker 1: I like to know about this. You're talking about well

820
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 1: vomit earlier, ambush it. I believe it's called King Charles

821
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: the Second used to have ambergers on his breakfast.

822
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 4: Need it ew Yuh, it's vomit, it's well vomit.

823
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: What would he have on like like a virgat of

824
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: salt and pepper for a top, or you know, some

825
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 1: kind of like ketch up. Also, I want to know

826
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:33,840
Speaker 1: how does this listener know this? Yeah, it's incredible knowledge

827
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 1: to have ready to go. But suddenly today's a day

828
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Speaker 1: that we start talking.

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00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 3: About well vomit. This goes bang. I knew would come

830
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Speaker 3: in handy, get my phone out messaging.

831
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 4: Like Patsy knowing that he carried a bald egg with

832
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 4: him everywhere.

833
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 3: He does not do that.

834
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Speaker 5: I mean that's not Charles has an egg on his

835
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Speaker 5: lunch every day.

836
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 1: There's no way once that seven days a week he does.

837
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Speaker 1: That's why he's got those fat little fingers.

838
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 5: No, it doesn't eat dinner. That has his main meal.

839
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:03,439
Speaker 1: That guy got wherever he is, he's having a free

840
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 1: banquet some country around the Commonwealth. I've got to make

841
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 1: him at dinner.

842
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 4: No matter what culture he's in, he'll put his own

843
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Speaker 4: egg on the mill.

844
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Speaker 3: Just brings that out of a pocket that he's got

845
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Speaker 3: with him.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell shown podcast.

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Speaker 3: Today on World Wine Day.

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Speaker 1: The average Australian adult drinks I think we guessed it's

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Speaker 1: an adult. If you're a kid, he's sticking away twenty

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Speaker 1: eight liters of.

851
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 3: Wine a year, you've got a problem.

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00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 1: Okay. The average Australian adult drinks sippy cups. Hard to

853
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 1: get through your literage, guys, The average adult Australian drinks. Yeah,

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00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 1: that says this is a lot. Twenty eight liters of

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Speaker 1: wine every year and that's just passed in a month,

856
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Speaker 1: so fi I order. This puts Australia fourth in the world,

857
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:59,720
Speaker 1: behind France forty six liters Italy also forty six liters

858
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: Ridge in this champ and so awake and Portugal fifty

859
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 1: two liters a year. Whoa, wait the Portuguese get their

860
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 1: wine on. What do we think of the most popular

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00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: wine varieties in Australia. You've just tuned into the ABC.

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00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 5: Well, I mean we do a lot of great wines,

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00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 5: reds and wines, don't we.

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00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:24,399
Speaker 1: I think some of the world's best red bang number three,

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Speaker 1: Well done, Patsy, You and I love are reds.

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00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 3: Do you not prefer red or wine?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 5: No, I like a sparkling Prisco as always might go to.

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00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it might be one of those mums.

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00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: Must be five o'clock summer in the world. I'm still

871
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: because here and especially in Victoria, there are some amazing

872
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: pinots and it's very popular, but not even in the

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00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: top five, not even in the top five Wine number one?

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00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: Whoa someone's been to the bottle shop and look around

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Speaker 1: preparation for this? Do you see what wine lovers a drinking?

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00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: All right, we're looking for your wine songs today. What

877
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 1: are the winos drinking?

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00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 4: And what are they listening to?

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00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 3: Drinking and listening? Sorry Freudian slip there, It's enough about

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Speaker 3: my life.

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00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: Twenty eight Wine songs Malbecca Raina Gold, What about sweet

882
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:27,760
Speaker 1: Wino Mine Silver? Oh, if you know this wine, it's delicious,

883
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:33,439
Speaker 1: funky cold Madeira gold. Nice one for Nana, A little

884
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 1: one Nana. I know we shouldn't, but life too short, right, Nana,

885
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: Cold Madeira green Day Wine of your Life, Gold Suppices.

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Speaker 1: You gave me that because I didn't have the right

887
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 1: brackets there for that song. One for Patsy, Wake me

888
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: up before you proseco co co co silver and that's it?

889
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 3: Jackie Ward, what have you got? Wine songs? Plunky tonk Woman, Yeah,

890
00:42:58,239 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 3: why not?

891
00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: It's simple but it works.

892
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 4: God Grenashes to Ashes, Silver, Billy Joels, Pino Man, God

893
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 4: Puss and it shear is Grape of you?

894
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: Also good?

895
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 3: That's go too good ones there, Jackie Boy? Right, what

896
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 3: have you got them? Wine songs? Jack You're ready to mark?

897
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 3: Let's do it?

898
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,839
Speaker 1: Bad Goon Rising very good?

899
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 3: Who's that? Michael Bailey?

900
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 1: Well done? Smells like teen vomit so Gold Brown, Brothers Girl, Bronze,

901
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:42,240
Speaker 1: all that sheer ass, Silver, Baby got Malbeck, Silver Puss

902
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 1: Rising my bell instead of ring my bell.

903
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 3: Bronze.

904
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 1: It's a long way to the top if you want

905
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 1: to plunk and roll Bronze, Cyndi laupo wine after wine,

906
00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: shut en after Papa, don't preach hutterenough. It's a French show,

907
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: Red beautiful. Sorry, Simon, we got a wine snob here, Eminem,

908
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 1: he loves a glass of wine, actually does his recovery.

909
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 3: Sorry, he used to love a glass of wine.

910
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: Now, good Faby doesn't boos yourself.

911
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 4: Gold.

912
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,280
Speaker 1: The offspring's pretty dry for a white wine.

913
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 4: Oh gold. Plus, I loved that song when it came out.

914
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: Right song and sitting on the dock of the rose Gold.

915
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 3: That is very good one. I'm Vicki.

916
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,920
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