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Speaker 1: Welcome to them. Christian O'Connell show podcast's see what it

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Speaker 1: was the single headlight for you in your week's break mate,

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Speaker 1: What did you enjoy doing?

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Speaker 2: We click and collected some gravity chairs. If you're not

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Speaker 2: aware what gravity chairs are, they're like the new butte

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Speaker 2: sort of banana lounges outdoor chairs that are reclining outdoor chairs.

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Speaker 1: You see the gravity chairs the coiners have been around

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Speaker 1: since they think of an outdoor chairs these, No, these aren't.

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Speaker 3: These are it's a gravity chair unless you're actually hovering

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Speaker 3: off the.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's like back to the future.

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Speaker 3: They can get the trainers that made us offer a

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Speaker 3: gravity chair.

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Speaker 2: We cracked them out at Werriby South Beach yesterday. So

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Speaker 2: they're like the old banana lounge. But remember the banana

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Speaker 2: lounges in the eighties were sort of low to the ground.

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Speaker 2: These are like a normal outdoor chair and they have

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Speaker 2: like a footrest so you can go click and put

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Speaker 2: your legs up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we've got two of those like those real sort

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Speaker 3: of they're terrifying anytime I open the mule put them away.

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Speaker 3: You're terrified you're going to lose fingers because you only

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Speaker 3: manage a Concertina up about half the way and oh,

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Speaker 3: this is a kind of fit in the car, but

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Speaker 3: it won't. It's like it's teasing you going. You know,

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Speaker 3: you've got to come back to me and squish up

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Speaker 3: and any day you survive. We don't get your fingers

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Speaker 3: sliced up closing those things. But peracksy we've got. There's

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Speaker 3: some old cheap thing. I think we're like sixty bucks each.

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Speaker 3: There's got a foot rest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not much and you've got three sayings on them.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: I'm not defining gravity. We not een on musk leaving

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Speaker 3: the Earth stratosphere.

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Speaker 1: I'm just reclining.

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Speaker 4: Also, I think people are enjoying the banana lounge because

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Speaker 4: it gets you close to the sand and it gets

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Speaker 4: you in a relaxed position.

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Speaker 2: No like a bit of wind under me.

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Speaker 4: You've got like a barber's chair down at the beach.

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Speaker 2: Sad day, mine was nearly flat. Yesterday it was brilliant.

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Speaker 4: Now the sun people are going to mistake you for

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Speaker 4: the lifeguard.

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Speaker 1: They getting haircuts. Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Jackie Boyce just had a look on Google. Puts at

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Speaker 3: your anti gravity chairs. They're recliners and tell you what though.

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Speaker 3: Isn't the world a better place when you're in a recliner?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: I love the recliners. Cheap, the cheaper the better.

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Speaker 3: Those plastic ones that creak a bit as you and

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Speaker 3: we're going to break this thing, like those.

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Speaker 4: I love those, but it does. You're exactly right about

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Speaker 4: the collapsible ones. They just worry me about. Terrifying, like

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Speaker 4: packing it.

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Speaker 1: Up, absolutely terrified coming in some.

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Speaker 4: Sort of bag pat the ones that you have to

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Speaker 4: the camping chairs that you have to get back inside

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Speaker 4: the bag.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, in the first place. Yeah, it's the same with

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Speaker 1: whenever we've been camping.

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Speaker 3: We're not camping people, so we always have to borrow stuff, right,

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Speaker 3: and that when you've got to fold that tent up

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Speaker 3: that was in that little backpack, you're like, this doesn't

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Speaker 3: This is like in that movie Apollo thirteen where he goes,

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Speaker 3: you know, he chucks that starting goes make it work.

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Speaker 1: Nuts. Hanks is up there with Kevin Bacon.

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Speaker 4: I had the worst tent once that was it advertised

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Speaker 4: itself as no poles. It's just you just fold it up. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's so easy to get up, unzip it, you pull

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Speaker 4: it out, and it's like.

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Speaker 1: It's like a jacket a bot and you're like, surely

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Speaker 1: I press a button.

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Speaker 3: Then it reverses that at the end of it, like

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Speaker 3: your hoover, you know where you put the foot on

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Speaker 3: that thing and it sucks.

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Speaker 4: The quarterback special maneuver you have to do to get

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Speaker 4: it back in the bag is impossible. We ended up

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Speaker 4: just pushing almost a fully made.

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Speaker 3: Tent into the suit of like a sausage where you're

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Speaker 3: trying to thumb the meat into the skin. Again, it's awful. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: this thing, it said all you need to do is

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Speaker 3: fold it a bean c and then when anything says

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Speaker 3: simple easy steps, you're like this the opposite. And so

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Speaker 3: at one point my wife was lying on me. It's

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Speaker 3: standing up like I was trying do some jiu jitsu

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Speaker 3: standing a lego like twister to something in exactly nineteen

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Speaker 3: point nine.

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Speaker 1: Degrees south Westerley.

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Speaker 3: And then my wife lost her bants one point and

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Speaker 3: it all just popped up again.

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Speaker 1: We're trying to fold you away. You damn.

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Speaker 4: I think you've got the same one as well, because

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Speaker 4: the instructions actually start with the tent fully made and

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Speaker 4: he's just picking up the side.

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Speaker 3: And then of a sudden YouTube video and In the

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Speaker 3: end I said how much was this?

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Speaker 1: Should just buy them a new one and burn it.

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