Speaker 1: I stood the black a couple of minches.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
Speaker 1: Yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. Would you
Speaker 1: rather sit on a cake and eat a dick or
Speaker 1: sit on a dick and eat a cake?
Speaker 3: Sit on a deck and eat a cake?
Speaker 1: Absolutely? If you sit on the cake, you ruin it.
Speaker 1: Do you think I'd have a waiste of cake?
Speaker 4: Bus nou and Mitchell coups? How about you? I like you.
Speaker 1: We just had coffees on the company card on film does.
Speaker 4: And by the way, you offered to get a coffee
Speaker 4: downstairs and I had already just had one extra bus.
Speaker 3: Now are you.
Speaker 1: Giving me the Apple pay for our company card. It's
Speaker 1: been the worst thing ever because I'm like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to talk about this on the podcast. But the big
Speaker 1: thing I'm just keeping every I'm giving all the receipts.
Speaker 1: I'm going crazy.
Speaker 4: You haven't given me the docket for this coffee. Actually
Speaker 4: no I haven't, So you'll add that, babee.
Speaker 1: I'll get it to you. I'll get to you.
Speaker 3: You know what, I'll be worried.
Speaker 4: Am I gonna have to check the bank transactions and
Speaker 4: see if you've been doing dodgy spending?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Well, we have money. It's like we've got to spend it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I actually made a purchase this week. Did I
Speaker 1: don't know if it came through. Did you see a
Speaker 1: purchase come through for Mary McKillop place.
Speaker 4: No, I don't actually keep an eye on the transactions
Speaker 4: price keeper.
Speaker 1: Jenna welcome. Hello, as you would have heard on the
Speaker 1: show the last few weeks. The Pepsi Palace that we recording.
Speaker 1: He's next to Mary mckillop's. Now is her corpse there?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Her tomb is there?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What's that actually called? Is it Mary McKillop place?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Mary McKillop.
Speaker 5: Is dead, Australia's first saint. Yeah, I visit there, Ray Killer.
Speaker 1: Jenna is in love with Mary McKillop place, are you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I really love Mary. Now.
Speaker 4: The coffee is a bit ordinary though, don't you think
Speaker 4: at the cafe?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not that great. But the food's good, but
Speaker 2: I don't eat any of it.
Speaker 5: But I just like, looks well.
Speaker 1: She's a saint, you know, the cause that would be good.
Speaker 1: So I want. I wandered by. I was going on
Speaker 1: a hot girl walk and I thought, oh, I'm going
Speaker 1: to go and Mary McKillop place I'd never been. I thought,
Speaker 1: Jenna raves about it. Yeah, you know, and that's kind
Speaker 1: of your vibes, walking around tombs and graveyards at night.
Speaker 1: I love it. And I walk in and to surprise,
Speaker 1: there is no merch store, and I went, oh, there is,
Speaker 1: but there was no merchandise that it's more like a
Speaker 1: gift shop. It's a gift shop, correct. And I wanted
Speaker 1: merch like a hat or a toe that had Mary's face,
Speaker 1: and there was nothing that was all stupidly prized. So
Speaker 1: I went, this is bullshit. I walk into Vinie's because
Speaker 1: you know, Steve and I like op shopping. I thought
Speaker 1: I might find a nice bag. To my surprise, guess
Speaker 1: what's on sale at Vinie's. What You'll never believe it.
Speaker 1: Let me get my purse.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that really is the purse you know.
Speaker 1: I present to you.
Speaker 5: I'm excited.
Speaker 1: This is now part of the is it just me
Speaker 1: Cana conical history. Yes, you're the prize keeper. I'd like
Speaker 1: you every time we have a caller on the show
Speaker 1: or an is it just you winner? Because we send
Speaker 1: out the totally tote bags. Yeah, I'd like you to
Speaker 1: write it down by hand in your Mary McKillop place
Speaker 1: vintage notepad.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm supposed to use that. It's tiny, hardcover, red,
Speaker 4: her favorite color. It's like an ipade. That's how you're
Speaker 4: supposed to ride in that.
Speaker 5: Wow, look at it, JENNERA.
Speaker 1: Look, it's like a giant horry.
Speaker 4: That little book.
Speaker 1: It's brand new.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: And read the price on the back. So they aren't
Speaker 3: selling that at Mary M.
Speaker 4: Killer Place. But Vinis are Yes? Interesting, five dollars bucks
Speaker 4: of Vinnis ship. Yeah, would you get me anything?
Speaker 1: There was nothing there you would have liked.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Yeah, would you want me to get Okay,
Speaker 4: I'll get you something on my next Hot Girl Walk
Speaker 4: and I'll bring it to your next show.
Speaker 3: Well, there is definitely a gift shop at the Mary M.
Speaker 3: Killer Place.
Speaker 4: I can't remember what's there. It's it's like key rings
Speaker 4: and rosary beads and ship.
Speaker 2: There's a there's a big statue of Mary and it's
Speaker 2: fifty dollars.
Speaker 3: I went good for.
Speaker 5: I really like that.
Speaker 1: But isn't this No one's used this, No.
Speaker 5: It's been ripped out, is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It looks like a poker deck for anyone wondering it's
Speaker 1: a hard shell notepad, and then does the pen work.
Speaker 4: Let's see, you'd hype say.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, there you go, so you can write notes,
Speaker 1: so you can keep the callers and the details.
Speaker 5: Oh this is so good. I love it so much.
Speaker 4: You just being nice dinner. No, I really, I think
Speaker 4: the world's smallest notebook. That would frustrate me so much
Speaker 4: trying to write anything in that I'd get two words
Speaker 4: and then have to go to a new line.
Speaker 5: I mean it's from Mary, and I'm Mary think it is.
Speaker 5: I'm Mary's biggest fan at the moment.
Speaker 1: Do you really think it's appropriate to be monetizing a
Speaker 1: saints name? Isn't the whole point kind of to be holy?
Speaker 1: Mary wanted to She was big into.
Speaker 5: Influence a culture.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Mary mckail famously before she died, had a blue tick.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, say she should. I got to tell
Speaker 4: you I felt like a man of the people today
Speaker 4: because I caught the fucking train here. I was so
Speaker 4: sick of the parking situation. I think, side note, did
Speaker 4: I tell you what you now? I sit here and
Speaker 4: I top up my parking while we record. I'm a
Speaker 4: multitasking queen. Yes, yeah, fuck, I went downstairs after we've recorded,
Speaker 4: and I was in a fucking clear way. It's a
Speaker 4: clearway from three pm and I got there at three
Speaker 4: three pm.
Speaker 1: Oh you've spoken about this. I think, Oh, you just
Speaker 1: told her. It's a blur between you telling his things
Speaker 1: as a friend and then on the podcast, I don't remember.
Speaker 4: Oh I did. Actually I sent you guys a fucking
Speaker 4: ranting voice message. Did I was like fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah? After all that, so you've got a ticket.
Speaker 4: Well, I keep thinking that, oh, there's gonna be something
Speaker 4: on a windscreen and I'm like, sweet, there isn't.
Speaker 3: I'm good. But then it turns up in the mail
Speaker 3: like a week later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in New South Wales now they take a photo
Speaker 1: of it and mail it to you.
Speaker 3: And so today I was like, I'm going to catch
Speaker 3: the bloody train.
Speaker 4: And part of the reason I wanted to is because
Speaker 4: a lot of people in my life are really hyping
Speaker 4: up the New Sydney Metro.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, did you go on it? I did? Oh
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 4: And like Sean went out of his way to catch
Speaker 4: the Metro the day it opened because he just wanted
Speaker 4: to experience it. My friend Andrew was like, Mitchell, you've
Speaker 4: got to do it. It's amazing. I don't want to
Speaker 4: sound like a bitch, but it was just a train,
Speaker 4: no Mitchell, No, he's right.
Speaker 2: I was one of the first hundred or so people
Speaker 2: to go on it, and it wasn't incredible.
Speaker 4: I actually found it a bit terrifying. How far underground
Speaker 4: it is like the fucking Flights of Stars. The escalators
Speaker 4: to get down to it are so line.
Speaker 2: It's got stuck in the doors really yeah, because there's
Speaker 2: no driver so shut on it.
Speaker 1: And there are those anti jumping doors to the games.
Speaker 1: I think it's great. It makes you feel like you're
Speaker 1: in London. I think about time Sydney Quarter.
Speaker 4: I think that what a waste of time not making
Speaker 4: them double decker like all the other Syne double deck?
Speaker 4: Is it that this can quite literally fit more people?
Speaker 1: You can, but these are longer so you can actually
Speaker 1: feel that, and it's quick and easier to get on
Speaker 1: and off. Also, it's the metro. It's like quick and snappy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Sean was both saying you can get from Central
Speaker 4: to Waterloo in forty five seconds.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's impressive.
Speaker 4: But now I'm like, then it takes two minutes to
Speaker 4: go up the escalator to get out of the fucking station.
Speaker 5: But it's also.
Speaker 1: Beautiful and there's public art. Is it just me on
Speaker 1: the fly? It was there something inherently gay about mass
Speaker 1: public transport?
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 1: Every gay I follow, Happy Metro day to you, their
Speaker 1: jock straps on and their open cards, ready to tap
Speaker 1: on and tap their boyfriend.
Speaker 4: A lot of people in my life were fucking excited
Speaker 4: about this train, and I was like, you do realize
Speaker 4: we've had Metros in Sydney four years because they've only
Speaker 4: just opened them in the fucking Inner West bubble. We're
Speaker 4: all the gator. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I used to catch it to our old studio.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but yes, the metrosue, I've never done it.
Speaker 1: I'd love to try, because there's one right here. Is
Speaker 1: that the one you got off a Victory Cross Stacean?
Speaker 4: Yes? I did, and it was fine, but it was
Speaker 4: no different from any other train. In fact, I was
Speaker 4: robbed of the view over the Harbor Bridge. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: because you're deep underground.
Speaker 1: I love it. I think it's perfect extending it. This
Speaker 1: is so Sydney Insula. By the way. Sorry if you're
Speaker 1: not in.
Speaker 4: Sydney, yes, sorry, But if you get a new fucking
Speaker 4: fancy train, it's.
Speaker 1: So nice, and they're blue. I like the blue.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was overhyped a bit for me.
Speaker 1: I love it. I'd love to go on it, but
Speaker 1: I've got nowhere to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you never catch hardly transfer it anyway.
Speaker 1: Your friends, I've got no one to see. What do
Speaker 1: you mean, where did you get hot? I just swapped
Speaker 1: it Central, so you got on the normal train.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I had to swap at Central and
Speaker 4: then Central to wherever the fuck we are now.
Speaker 5: I don't come. How long did it take you from
Speaker 5: there to here?
Speaker 1: In total?
Speaker 4: It was twenty minutes, which is pretty much what it
Speaker 4: would be if I drive.
Speaker 1: But that's still quick. But it's four bucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1: But then also you do that twice a day every day.
Speaker 1: It's still expensive.
Speaker 4: It can't be any more expensive than me getting NonStop
Speaker 4: fines every fucking week. I try to park in this
Speaker 4: shit hole.
Speaker 2: Like I thought, it was advertised as being like seven
Speaker 2: minutes or something.
Speaker 4: It was all the walking either side. That was most
Speaker 4: of the journey, I know.
Speaker 1: But it's nice going through all the tunnels. And like
Speaker 1: when I was in London, I got such a kick
Speaker 1: out of going on the Elizabeth Line.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's the most recent one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's named after Queen Elizabeth. Deathbed she said, build
Speaker 1: I love. There's nothing I love more and we'll miss
Speaker 1: more than getting railed.
Speaker 4: Please if she she caught down on public transformation, Oh okay,
Speaker 4: and she died.
Speaker 5: What about how she.
Speaker 4: Went to some random's wedding Elizabeth? Yeah, because you can
Speaker 4: send letters to the queen and someone disinvited her to
Speaker 4: their wedding, thinking nothing would come of it, and she
Speaker 4: just turned up.
Speaker 3: They're like, fuck, be the queens at our wedding.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. I wonder if she gave a gift.
Speaker 4: I should have to, Dana. Can you google that what
Speaker 4: she gifted?
Speaker 1: You know what if I was a major celebrity, more
Speaker 1: so than I already am, What do you mean if
Speaker 1: I would? You know how like Halsey's always like I
Speaker 1: got invited to problem by some you know, sixteen year
Speaker 1: old twink, I would accept them and I just turn
Speaker 1: up and be like you invited me here? I am.
Speaker 3: But then if you accept one, you're going to get
Speaker 3: asked more.
Speaker 1: But I love it. I think it'd be so fun.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, any idiot's listening right now that would
Speaker 4: like to invite sheerot to something.
Speaker 3: Ye, please feel free.
Speaker 1: Be of age and I'll come to your wedding. Maybe birthday, gender.
Speaker 3: Reveal, christening, prom funeral.
Speaker 1: Yeah, funeral turner. I actually want to get an invite,
Speaker 1: invite me. I don't get invited too much.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you've got the answer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't appear that she gave a gift. Her
Speaker 2: gift was appearing at the wedding.
Speaker 3: Her presence was present enough.
Speaker 1: Yes, I see again, she's Queen Elizabeth, or she was
Speaker 1: volet of course.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you it's a mixed bag of emotions
Speaker 4: for me today because I was having such a good time.
Speaker 4: I'm like, look at me, I'm off to the train
Speaker 4: wearing shots shorts.
Speaker 1: Weather so hot.
Speaker 5: It's lovely.
Speaker 1: By the way.
Speaker 4: When Jenna let me and I said, I feel like
Speaker 4: myself again. I'm having a great day. Oh you loved
Speaker 4: your short weather.
Speaker 5: He's back.
Speaker 4: And then I got upstairs and I realized, gee, it's
Speaker 4: a bit fucking hot with this jumper on. I've got
Speaker 4: jumper and shorts, and then took the jumper off. It's
Speaker 4: actually one of ours. It's the iron with idiots, and.
Speaker 1: It's one of mine.
Speaker 4: Yep, you found out, which is the nicer of the merch.
Speaker 4: It just kills It's terrible. Now it's the opposite, doesn't Actually,
Speaker 4: I just figured that I'm obviously going to sell way
Speaker 4: more of my merch in this competition, that I'm not threatened.
Speaker 4: I can still wear an advertising other and know that
Speaker 4: I'm safe.
Speaker 1: Oh really, that's like what Trump wearing a Kamla shirt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how you feel, right well, had you get shot me?
Speaker 4: Anyway? So this is just a PSA to any idiots
Speaker 4: of ours that are going to order one of our jumpers.
Speaker 3: This is the first time I've worn it, never been washed.
Speaker 4: And then I tried to take it off because I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, it's too hot and bloody fluff everywhere everywhere.
Speaker 4: This is a small campaign to get people not to
Speaker 4: buy myn It would be the same case with mine.
Speaker 4: It's not a smear campaign. It's a PSA. And so
Speaker 4: I took it off and I'm trying to you know
Speaker 4: how you're wet hands and then just sort of dust
Speaker 4: your shirt off to get rid of all the black
Speaker 4: fluff on my shirt. In the process of doing that,
Speaker 4: I realized that I had sweat patches. Sorry, no, plural.
Speaker 3: Isn't just me on the fly, just.
Speaker 4: One of your pits sweat more than the other, for sure.
Speaker 4: I've been having sweat in the right pit a lot
Speaker 4: more and nothing on the left.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh god, this sweat patch is
Speaker 3: how embarrassing.
Speaker 4: Reached into my back, wasn't looking, and grabbed out hair
Speaker 4: spray and sprayed that under my arm pit. Oh not, Mitch,
Speaker 4: Now my underarm's all crusty. So I came here feeling
Speaker 4: so good, loving myself sick, and now I've got fluffull
Speaker 4: over me, crusty pits. Wardrobe malfunction, after wardrobe malfunction.
Speaker 1: Is it bad that I want to see it? See
Speaker 1: what your crusty pit?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: How crusty?
Speaker 1: I don't say it. At the same time, how crusty?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: Taking bed?
Speaker 4: So I'm going to take the jump, like god, he
Speaker 4: is actually doing it? Patches still there?
Speaker 1: It's black?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck?
Speaker 4: Is it bad?
Speaker 1: Showed me the left one?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Mitchell, Oh my god, how is that possible.
Speaker 4: I'm not emberishing for the show. It looks like you've
Speaker 4: dipped it into a cup of tea. I know. So
Speaker 4: this happened to me yesterday when I was at home.
Speaker 4: It's finally starting to warm up in Sydney, and I
Speaker 4: was sitting there in like a singlet after pilates, and
Speaker 4: I kept noticing specifically the right pit I would just
Speaker 4: feel sweat dripped down my arm, but this one the left,
Speaker 4: absolutely fine.
Speaker 1: You need to go to an endochronologist. You could have
Speaker 1: a hormonal.
Speaker 3: Issue, Jannick, Can you google that?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 4: Is there something wrong with sweating.
Speaker 1: In one pit more than another? Feminine style?
Speaker 4: Man? But do you reckon? Maybe the hairspray might have
Speaker 4: set it?
Speaker 1: Oh you think the hairsprays fixed the problem.
Speaker 4: No, the hair sprays actually just set the stain in,
Speaker 4: like made it more permanent.
Speaker 1: On the shirt. Yeah, the shirts you need to wash that.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 2: You might have a condition called asymmetric hyperhydrosis. See your
Speaker 2: doctor immediately because this may have a neurological effect.
Speaker 3: What onlylogical effect?
Speaker 5: I think it could spread to the brain.
Speaker 1: Is that on Google? Or this is what you're diageotic?
Speaker 4: Just trying to fright?
Speaker 5: No, this is on health line dot com.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's on Mayo Clinic. You're fucked.
Speaker 3: Yeh see that's not normal, is it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: It's not normal. Do you ever sweat out of one
Speaker 4: pit more than the others all the time. Okay, so
Speaker 4: I shouldn't be too worried.
Speaker 5: So you both have the condition. It could be a
Speaker 5: nerve issue.
Speaker 4: I've got so many nerve issues. You're on my last one.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Is It just Me? Every week we start
Speaker 1: to show the same way Mitch shows its his pits,
Speaker 1: and then we discuss. You start with to is it
Speaker 1: just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: Mitch doesn't know mine, and I don't know Mitchell's.
Speaker 4: Mine's kind of targeting you may Is it just me?
Speaker 3: This week?
Speaker 1: Yours is targeting me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, before we begin, I'm upset not one of you
Speaker 1: ask me how the logis were.
Speaker 3: I think I know the answer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, nothing really happened. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I was there. That's like you're being at the Vet Awards.
Speaker 1: It makes us much sense as Jenna being at that.
Speaker 1: Actually no, I was going to say that the local
Speaker 1: Crochet Awards.
Speaker 5: But I know that's next week.
Speaker 4: She got bronze last.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, the logies are good. Thanks for not asking
Speaker 1: just me this week? Is is I'm back on looking
Speaker 1: at properties? You know, thinking about moving out. Oh good,
Speaker 1: look at where I'm going to go next.
Speaker 4: Because you said to me that I had permission to
Speaker 4: nag you to start moving September last year. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: I haven't nagged once, So you've had a year and I.
Speaker 1: Think, but I've found my gorgeous little Stevennie who lives
Speaker 1: in the Shire Stephen, you.
Speaker 3: Know it's Vennie.
Speaker 1: Oh, it just came to me in the moment. And
Speaker 1: so I've just noticed something about real estate listings that
Speaker 1: have actually scared me. Okay, so that's that's my agent.
Speaker 4: I'm in the rental market at the moment too, because
Speaker 4: Shaun officially lives with me. By the way, did I
Speaker 4: tell you you've moved in? But yeah, we're looking to
Speaker 4: get a place together. And yeah, fuck it's Slimpickens at
Speaker 4: the moment.
Speaker 3: Anyway. Do you want to go first?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I can go first.
Speaker 4: All right, there we go?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The real estate agents need to chill the fuck out?
Speaker 4: Go on?
Speaker 3: And I have a different take really, Okay.
Speaker 1: The photos that they use on listings are terrifying. There's
Speaker 1: a new trend in the real estate world where you
Speaker 1: go on a listing you want to rent an apartment.
Speaker 1: It's a two bedroom apartment. You click on photos and
Speaker 1: then actually my heart stopped. I clicked on one photo
Speaker 1: and there's a real estate agency that really quite bad
Speaker 1: in this called Bresik Whitney. They're like an alternative.
Speaker 4: You told me that Bresik Whitney like the elite, Yeah, fancy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do like architectural design, beautifully style apartments.
Speaker 5: And like a picture with a cat in front of
Speaker 5: the cars.
Speaker 1: What they've started doing recently that terrifies me is they'll
Speaker 1: put like a poltergeist in the photo. It's just a ghost.
Speaker 1: It's like a person moving. But have you seen these
Speaker 1: moving and it's kind of like an action shot. It's
Speaker 1: just like someone who's moving and it looks like a
Speaker 1: ghost in the middle of the bedroom.
Speaker 4: A walk in wardrobe with fucking caspar inside. Have you
Speaker 4: seen Mitchell. I'm gonna find it for you.
Speaker 3: I've never looked on that website.
Speaker 4: I've got the opposite where I feel like they don't
Speaker 4: need to chill out real estate agents. They need to
Speaker 4: try a bit harder because it's such a competitive rental
Speaker 4: market in a rental crisis. They're not even trying because
Speaker 4: they know that people are going to be begging for
Speaker 4: this place. We find connections and the real estate have
Speaker 4: been like frankly so rude, like you know how Usually
Speaker 4: it's like a hello, come on in, have you registered that?
Speaker 4: It's like that open it and they go yea, and
Speaker 4: they don't show it's the round. They just kind of
Speaker 4: standing there at the door waiting for everyone to leave.
Speaker 4: Just the attitudes on them. They're like, yeah, you're desperate
Speaker 4: and we know that.
Speaker 5: I agree.
Speaker 2: So in my building there's a few rentals. Sometimes I
Speaker 2: get home when there's an inspection and the real estate
Speaker 2: agent's level seven.
Speaker 4: Go up, Yeah, exactly, give a fuck no.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, I'm not here, I actually live here,
Speaker 2: and they're like, yeah, sure, are you up to a
Speaker 2: level eleven?
Speaker 1: Totally. I remember back in the day when real estate
Speaker 1: agents would have cookies or mints or mentors at least
Speaker 1: for you welcome to the house. Would you like a cookie?
Speaker 1: But now they don't even make eye contact and they give.
Speaker 4: You if you apply for a place, they don't even
Speaker 4: tell you if you didn't get it. Really it is ghosted.
Speaker 1: See ghosted great great used of the term. You're these
Speaker 1: ghuls in these photos. I have to find one for you,
Speaker 1: because they do must do like a slow shutter where
Speaker 1: a woman is rushing to the kitchen, but they just
Speaker 1: keep her in rushing and it's scary. Show scroll through
Speaker 1: these photos and tell me they're not terrifying, Mitchell, this
Speaker 1: is a beautiful apartment. Look at that woman, that ghost
Speaker 1: running through the hole. Keep scrolling.
Speaker 3: Oh god, she's hairless looking.
Speaker 1: She looks like a ghul.
Speaker 4: Isn't it normal to post photos of the empty house
Speaker 4: so you can imagine yourself living in it? Yes, oh,
Speaker 4: i'd put this there, put this there. But they've just
Speaker 4: got this fully furnished and someone living in the house.
Speaker 1: And guess what. Obviously, for identity reasons, they don't show
Speaker 1: the person's face, so it's just the back of their
Speaker 1: head or their side profile with a blurred face.
Speaker 4: And it looks like she's sprinting around the house. It
Speaker 4: looks like she's running from a murderer.
Speaker 5: But how did they hire this person?
Speaker 1: I love to know an.
Speaker 4: Actor ghosts ghoul look like people needed for real estate
Speaker 4: shoot half flatid would you be if you've got that
Speaker 4: fucking casting call from your agent?
Speaker 3: I need someone that looks spooky and faceless?
Speaker 1: Well, Jannet I've got.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 2: of miches.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a little bit all right. Coming
Speaker 1: up in episode too thirty, I was just about to
Speaker 1: make a joke. It's not appropriate.
Speaker 4: What was it?
Speaker 3: Tooth too thirty?
Speaker 1: No? I wasn't, and we can't do that. That's awful.
Speaker 3: So I can't actually remember the joke.
Speaker 1: It's a Chinese too You go to a Chinese dentist
Speaker 1: and your appointment time is too thirty.
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know that that was the set up?
Speaker 4: Too hurt it was.
Speaker 5: I thought it was just tooth thirty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never heard anything about Chinese. It's when's the
Speaker 4: best time to go to the dentist? Tooth thirty?
Speaker 5: I've got a dentist point.
Speaker 1: Are you sure? I don't want it to be rooted
Speaker 1: in some sort of ignorance.
Speaker 4: I don't think it is, really, I've never heard that
Speaker 4: version anyway. What's happening on Wednesday's episode? I am bringing
Speaker 4: a TikTok school to the table. Fantastic And let me
Speaker 4: tell you hard.
Speaker 1: We're doing well this month, girls and gals and gays
Speaker 1: because I have made a purchase on TikTok shop again. Oh,
Speaker 1: and this is an item that is currently the most
Speaker 1: outsold number the number one seller on TikTok shop this year.
Speaker 4: What do you mean by the TikTok shop because I
Speaker 4: don't I don't know what you're talking about when you
Speaker 4: say that, Oh, TikTok shop is like, you know how
Speaker 4: people sell crystals and this product you people selling stuff?
Speaker 4: Or is there like a Facebook marketplace section on TikTok
Speaker 4: in America?
Speaker 1: There is, it's called TikTok shop, But in Australia you
Speaker 1: don't have it yet, but you still get sold a
Speaker 1: lot of the products. You just buy them from their
Speaker 1: private links.
Speaker 5: Didn't you buy some lollies for pigwek?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: I did buy some ese yeah yeah, but this this week,
Speaker 1: you know what. It's gonna make your skin glow, it's
Speaker 1: going to make your gut churn, and it's apparently going
Speaker 1: to make us live ten years longer. This product.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're so gullible.
Speaker 1: I'm not gullible. I've been using it and I actually
Speaker 1: I want it. Yeah, but it also might make you
Speaker 1: vomit on the table, so I know, who knows?
Speaker 3: We'll roll the night thing of course.
Speaker 1: So that's coming up at episode two third.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you've ever been the teacher in
Speaker 4: one of our TikTok school segments, it'll be good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's usually me bringing some nonsense to the table.
Speaker 1: Tables have turned you, guys, I'm teaching. Did you want
Speaker 1: to write that down in the note product? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Also, the pens stopped working.
Speaker 3: For fuck sake, hands do that work?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: It's the ink fluence.
Speaker 1: You just gotta snap it all right. Yeah, so that's
Speaker 1: coming up.
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear my Is it just me?
Speaker 4: In the meantime? I'm ready speaking of TikTok? This flows beautifully, Bradley,
Speaker 4: let's go.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Are you fucking sick of hearing the word demure?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: I mean I am now, but I have to say
Speaker 1: roll the tapes. I was on it before the whole
Speaker 1: world was. I slipped in a demure reference on this
Speaker 1: podcast and you didn't even realize.
Speaker 4: No, literally, this time last week you said to me, oh,
Speaker 4: you look nice, very demure. I'm very mindful, and I thought, wow,
Speaker 4: who bought this bastard a dictionary? Now that was beautifully described. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so you were definitely, definitely the first person I heard
Speaker 4: use those, and then the following day I just kept
Speaker 4: hearing it. Like every group chat I was in, someone
Speaker 4: would reply very demure, the next person would reply very mindful,
Speaker 4: and they're all going, and I'm like.
Speaker 5: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Where did this come from?
Speaker 4: It's referencing, yeah, and I still don't really know the answer.
Speaker 4: Where did this? Very demure, very mindful? Where the fuck
Speaker 4: did this come from? Oh?
Speaker 1: You hoping that I know? Yes, luckily I do, because
Speaker 1: I'm very young. I it's a TikTok creator. I actually
Speaker 1: better I don't know that to give them credit? And
Speaker 1: should I get their name?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes, Well I want to see where it came from,
Speaker 4: because is it just me on the fly? Has the
Speaker 4: TikTok search function become so shit?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Like? I search very demure original video and it brings
Speaker 4: up some stitch with two likes. I can't find the original.
Speaker 4: I still don't know where it came from, and why
Speaker 4: the fuck it's caught on everyone's saying it.
Speaker 5: American transgender woman Julie Annie ZG.
Speaker 3: I find Julie Andrews Well spell it.
Speaker 5: Julie Annie j O O L I.
Speaker 4: E A N n I'm glad you clarified, Jo, because
Speaker 4: that's not what I would have heard a week ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Julianne Marie here, Mitchell, this is julian Marie very demure.
Speaker 1: Oh she's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: And also the White House is put out a tweet
Speaker 2: with very mindful, very demure.
Speaker 1: The original is quite simply then being like, see how
Speaker 1: I you know, chop my toast in the morning. It's
Speaker 1: very demure, it's very mindful.
Speaker 4: So there's no one origin. It's something their reference often.
Speaker 1: Correct, and it was kind of their catchphrase.
Speaker 5: I said, it's got forty million.
Speaker 1: For work, very demure, very mindful.
Speaker 4: A lot of you girls got to the interview looking
Speaker 4: like Marriage Simpson and got to the job looking like
Speaker 4: Patty and Summer, not demure, be mindful of why they hired.
Speaker 3: Here's your Okay, I get it, and that's enough.
Speaker 4: Okay, sure, but why is that called on? Why is
Speaker 4: everyone saying it?
Speaker 1: It's culture? You can't control it because it's it's the
Speaker 1: same way that Brat Summer caught on.
Speaker 2: To it.
Speaker 1: It's not stupid. Sometimes I feel like I'm doing this
Speaker 1: show with Kerry Ane Kenniley and Kerry Packer. The two
Speaker 1: carrys like it's part of the culture. That's what people
Speaker 1: are talking about. It's it's ringing, it's going to catch
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 3: It's fun for though it's wondering. The word demur means reserved, modest,
Speaker 3: and shy. I typically used it for.
Speaker 1: A woman, correct I think Jenny are quote demir.
Speaker 4: But I don't think they're using it correctly because they say, oh,
Speaker 4: that's very demure. I'm very mindful to something that isn't reserved,
Speaker 4: shy or modesty.
Speaker 1: I know it's kind of just a bit silly and
Speaker 1: tongue in cheek.
Speaker 4: Has it become like perdam where the word could mean anything.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's it's it's beyond the actual definition.
Speaker 4: Now, fuck, I just don't understand. Is there something fucking
Speaker 4: busted about my TikTok feed because I don't get this stuff.
Speaker 1: I just think you've got the TikTok feed of it.
Speaker 4: Holyrom I mean it's probably true, John, And have a
Speaker 4: look at what's on my feed. Right Let's go to
Speaker 4: each other's feed and let's have a look right now.
Speaker 4: No complaints from me. Mine is a jen a video
Speaker 4: right at the top.
Speaker 5: For the next week.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be doing really any cooking content.
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm going to be a little holiday and going away.
Speaker 4: Oh, good for you, Jen, thrilled for her, Good for Jen.
Speaker 1: It's charming. So what do I have? Am I going
Speaker 1: to open my TikTok?
Speaker 4: You're all billionaire?
Speaker 1: It's Barack Obama. Yes, I'm very much into the politic
Speaker 1: at the moment.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, and I'm the boomer Yeah no, No.
Speaker 1: It's cool old fashion. This is somebody's designer bag from
Speaker 1: New York.
Speaker 4: See that will never ever come across my feet ever? Really,
Speaker 4: as if design a bag, they're going to be in
Speaker 4: my feet.
Speaker 1: What's that's someone singing to their cat?
Speaker 3: Of course it fucking is.
Speaker 5: It's six and gizmo, good night.
Speaker 1: Great, that cat's final good night?
Speaker 4: Okay. Well, as someone who's apparently up to date with trends,
Speaker 4: how long do I have to deal with everyone using
Speaker 4: the word demuir?
Speaker 1: I can report Demuir is done already.
Speaker 4: It's not in a week.
Speaker 1: Demir is done. Finally, Demure is done. It's had a
Speaker 1: very short shelf life. M it is over. It was
Speaker 1: bratt summer, Demure fall, and I can't yet predict what
Speaker 1: winter we're going to have.
Speaker 4: But do you reckon. Brat summer's going to be extended
Speaker 4: because of where we are in the globe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, we're going to have a brat summer. But
Speaker 1: it gets hot. I know it's dreadful, it's over anyway.
Speaker 1: You are very demure, very mindful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, min, you know what's going to happen. I'm I'm
Speaker 4: so annoyed because they keep hearing the word, and then
Speaker 4: in a month's time I'll start using it when it's
Speaker 4: no longer cool. Yes, I still use things like he
Speaker 4: he ironically.
Speaker 1: But I love a hey, what do you mean like
Speaker 1: a laugh?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He when do yeah?
Speaker 5: He?
Speaker 3: Or them them up to you?
Speaker 1: When do you? When do you?
Speaker 4: They?
Speaker 1: When do you?
Speaker 4: He he Like I might say to you, oh can
Speaker 4: we get here at X y Z time? Just mindful
Speaker 4: that I need to be out of there at a
Speaker 4: certain time.
Speaker 3: He he.
Speaker 4: So it makes it sound less stern.
Speaker 1: So please, you're using it as an anti confrontation tactic.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. I'm big on staying up
Speaker 1: to date with trends, and then once they die, I
Speaker 1: like to kill them off.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I caught myself saying last week?
Speaker 4: Next minute, I said, cozy lives the other day on
Speaker 4: air and I wanted to cozy and myself. Wasn't that
Speaker 4: like the word of the year or something?
Speaker 1: Yes, no, no, no, no. Cozy lives with the was the
Speaker 1: word added to the Oxford Dictionary last year. Oh god,
Speaker 1: which is it's slaying for cost of living? But you
Speaker 1: can't slang a sentence?
Speaker 4: Does the rental crisis become RENTI Christ?
Speaker 1: Thank you? It's exactly right.
Speaker 5: It sounds like Antichrist?
Speaker 4: What about Renny cry?
Speaker 3: That's cute?
Speaker 4: That's demeor?
Speaker 2: Oh stop, no, Mitchell, please, that's enough of these two.
Speaker 1: Now let's hear and is it just you? Yes? Time
Speaker 1: to give someone a limited edition Totally tote bag. You
Speaker 1: can't buy these tote bags. You can only get them
Speaker 1: by featuring on the show with an isus.
Speaker 4: Mevir You can buy a tope bag couple of mitches
Speaker 4: dot com do at you. But these are like the
Speaker 4: premium luxe tope bags.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could fit groceries in here, a dog, a child.
Speaker 4: Did you see someone post it in our group that
Speaker 4: they actually put their dog in the Totally tope bag
Speaker 4: that they want and they said, you were right, Cheerry,
Speaker 4: they fit dogs.
Speaker 1: Have I said that before?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, I need to really engage in that group.
Speaker 4: But also, as of this week, apparently the prizes will
Speaker 4: come with a handwritten note from Jennefer Mary mckill at
Speaker 4: fucking notebook.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're gonna do with it? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: said no, I just meant that you can keep note
Speaker 1: because you often forget to send prize.
Speaker 5: It was more fun don't keep you get to send
Speaker 5: prices out.
Speaker 1: Wait, so with the Mary McKillop notepad, you're going to
Speaker 1: write a custom letter.
Speaker 4: It will be cute.
Speaker 5: You have a just letting you know the pen it
Speaker 5: doesn't work well.
Speaker 3: Did the friction not help?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: What you get for shopping at Vinnie's?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I used the last of the inn.
Speaker 4: See you can probably understand why someone donated this to
Speaker 4: Vinnie because they were like this fucking tiny ass notebook.
Speaker 4: It's so impractical and the pen sucks. But also the
Speaker 4: fact that Vinnie's put it at five.
Speaker 1: Dollars a lot of money. It's quite steep. Also, I
Speaker 1: love how it says Vinnie's five dollars sold as is,
Speaker 1: but there's a sticker underneath it, so that, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that was the discount of price. I'll have a look,
Speaker 1: I'm going to peal the original. Okay, see how much
Speaker 1: do we both reckon? It's that the price is right
Speaker 1: they put it? What price was originally on this?
Speaker 3: I reckon maybe thirteen bucks?
Speaker 1: Ready?
Speaker 5: I think ten?
Speaker 1: It was five and now before that was five? Why
Speaker 1: did they double cigarette?
Speaker 4: What a waste?
Speaker 1: See Mary McKillop was big on the environmental.
Speaker 4: She is.
Speaker 1: I can hear you. All right, let's get h is
Speaker 1: it just you call her on?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: We going to Brisbane today? Go yeous, Yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk to Talia up in Queensland. Let's give her a
Speaker 1: call Brisbane time.
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 4: Is that Talia?
Speaker 6: Yes? Hi?
Speaker 4: Bout you're on the podcast?
Speaker 3: What's happening?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 6: Oh this is so real?
Speaker 1: What are you doing right now? Pain is a picture?
Speaker 1: Everything you're doing? Wearing and hay smell.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm in home quotes today because I'm doing UNI
Speaker 6: work from home.
Speaker 1: Love. What are you studying?
Speaker 6: I'm doing interior design and business?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, smart cookie? I love that. What's your
Speaker 1: design style? Your mid century girl or brutalism?
Speaker 6: Well, I'm like French provincial, like modern classic, like honestly,
Speaker 6: I appreciate it all.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what that means. French provincial, French province.
Speaker 1: I don't think it'd be your style, Mitchell, to be honest,
Speaker 1: what makes you say that it's.
Speaker 6: Like farm house?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hello, no, yeah, but it is, like you reckon, Mitch,
Speaker 1: you're like French provincial.
Speaker 6: Well it's very like white.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's mich But can you give us, Talia,
Speaker 1: give us each our our our style, like our era,
Speaker 1: or our interior design like air architectural style. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking of. Thank you put that in the
Speaker 1: many killip notepad based on our personality. So you think
Speaker 1: Mitch's French provincial or do you want to rename him?
Speaker 6: Well, no, I feel like rustic country, like I feel
Speaker 6: like I agree yeah with like hops is like color,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very eclectic. Yes, Mitch does have a c dictation
Speaker 1: and that's bang on. You've got pops of color in
Speaker 1: your living room.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I've actually gone too far with it.
Speaker 4: Some days I get a Headache's very much color in
Speaker 4: my head?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: What about me, Talia, beij.
Speaker 6: I reckon like modern and same like pops of color,
Speaker 6: you know, like you've got to have color in your life,
Speaker 6: like lots of color, the only way to love?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, and then price keeper Jenna brutal.
Speaker 6: Listen, what about like many people?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I make that.
Speaker 1: Lots of concrete spires for decapitated heads and whatnot.
Speaker 5: Bring it on.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, well thanks Charlia like that. Let's get
Speaker 1: and is it just you something you've noticed you hate
Speaker 1: to appreciate? And we're ready to go.
Speaker 4: Are you ready to go?
Speaker 3: Just checking?
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 4: Right, Bradley'll count you in here we go.
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Do you want to look back at your primary school assignment?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Interesting? Why do you want? How old are you? By
Speaker 1: the way, because she's like it was last year?
Speaker 6: No, So I graduated year six, twenty seventeen, so I'm
Speaker 6: nineteen now, right. So I remember creating like this seven
Speaker 6: minute radio oh Nibbet with my friend Wow, and it
Speaker 6: was so fun and I would do anything to just like,
Speaker 6: well listen back to it.
Speaker 4: Oh you got to get better at archiving, babe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I know exactly what you mean.
Speaker 2: I remember in year five I did a TV report,
Speaker 2: like a fake TV report on penguins in Antarctica and
Speaker 2: it was incredible and I got sound effects people behind
Speaker 2: me going sure and all that.
Speaker 5: And I would do anything to listen to to watch
Speaker 5: that again.
Speaker 1: You know what. I would give anything to also go
Speaker 1: back and watch my PowerPoint presentation on the Golden Lion,
Speaker 1: tamer and monkey. I still remember it. They're endangered, they
Speaker 1: live in the rainforest under the canopy cover. I know
Speaker 1: all about them. I know what they sound like. It's
Speaker 1: a serious topic, Mitchell. Do you remember any assignment that
Speaker 1: you'd love to go back on.
Speaker 4: I mean, I've got most of the digital stuff because
Speaker 4: I'm a slut for archiving.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but copies of everything.
Speaker 4: I've got my old USB's, I've got everything I did
Speaker 4: at TAFE once I left school everything. I have got
Speaker 4: some stupid cute little assignments like paintings and whatever that
Speaker 4: mum kept because she's like, that's really cute. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: like high school assignments and things like that, I don't
Speaker 4: do we need to.
Speaker 1: Keep those it's just me on the fly, or do
Speaker 1: we need more like projects as an adult? I remember
Speaker 1: making a diorama. I love diorama And I don't know
Speaker 1: what's stopping you. No, I know, but you would use
Speaker 1: the shoe box YEP, that's my point. You know how
Speaker 1: many shoes shoes I own, Guys, I'm obsessed with shoes.
Speaker 1: I don't keep one shoe box.
Speaker 4: But back in the day, my mum would stack those
Speaker 4: things up and we may never know when you need them.
Speaker 1: When you need them to make a diorama. You know,
Speaker 1: in fact, are kids these days making dioramas?
Speaker 6: I'm not sure. I feel like it's all on their
Speaker 6: iPads nowadays.
Speaker 4: That's true. Well, it sounds like everything was digital for
Speaker 4: you too, dum.
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, I mean I grew up with like iPads
Speaker 6: like in you three. I had an iPad, which is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I had an eye patch because I was in the
Speaker 1: face on the playground.
Speaker 6: Who you like a lazy eye like?
Speaker 3: I think you just patched it hard.
Speaker 1: That's not how that more attention to the eye.
Speaker 6: Home.
Speaker 4: Is that like a training mechanism to make it less lazy.
Speaker 1: I think I might patch my whole face up there lazy.
Speaker 1: It might fix me. Well, Tarlia, I think that's that's
Speaker 1: a good observation. If there's any kids out there listening,
Speaker 1: or if you're a parent, do you do dioramas these days?
Speaker 4: Because I love to do what I feel like it
Speaker 4: is cute for the parents to keep these things so
Speaker 4: that like one day you might look back at it
Speaker 4: and go, I remember that, but fuck with sure moving
Speaker 4: in he kept like his year.
Speaker 3: Twelve art major work.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what it is, but it involves
Speaker 4: four white boxes. And I'm like, oh, we are trying
Speaker 4: to be minimalists, trying to do a big Carl and
Speaker 4: you bring in your year twelve major work.
Speaker 3: Put it in mum's garage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't need that. Do you look back at that.
Speaker 1: On the fly? But is someone's year twelve major work
Speaker 1: terrible to everyone else but the best thing in the
Speaker 1: world to that one person.
Speaker 4: I don't even know if it's that great for me.
Speaker 4: I've got Year twelve major work back at home, but
Speaker 4: I'm mum, you can get rid of them if.
Speaker 1: You want anyway, that's my take on major.
Speaker 4: My year twelve major work was a program and poster
Speaker 4: for Barefoot in the Park.
Speaker 3: Oh it was some fucking or play or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to do a monologue in drama, so
Speaker 4: I chose programs and promotion.
Speaker 1: Not many people did.
Speaker 4: I did graphic design on Microsoft Word. That's fucking impressive.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, wow, wow, I did it. I did a
Speaker 1: monologue and then I did a group performance. It was
Speaker 1: very fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah you do the group performance.
Speaker 5: I didn't do drama.
Speaker 1: You didn't not.
Speaker 5: I did it out of school.
Speaker 6: I did drama.
Speaker 3: Yeah did you? And yet to do the group performance.
Speaker 6: Oh yes, we did like multiple, it was an interesting multiple. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 6: like up in Queensland we have like year eleven and
Speaker 6: then like we do the same thing in year twelve.
Speaker 6: So like year eleven is like the practice run. It's yeah,
Speaker 6: so like I'm all like worried about year twelve, and
Speaker 6: then year twelve was actually easier.
Speaker 4: I actually think it was the same for me, Like
Speaker 4: year eleven was more stressful, but by year twelve it's
Speaker 4: like we got that.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I was also like bossfully unaware of what. I didn't
Speaker 1: do any homework. I didn't do any I didn't prepare
Speaker 1: for any exam my HSC. I flugged, I cheated the
Speaker 1: half of the half the time. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: What did you do? I just looked over the person
Speaker 1: next to me.
Speaker 4: I also wrote your fucking big head. Imagine how unsubtle
Speaker 4: that would have been.
Speaker 1: I also wrote all my answers on the inside of
Speaker 1: my eraser because my Mum taught me that you couldn't
Speaker 1: do the water bottle. But Mum taught me that you
Speaker 1: had a rubber and then you'd write the answers to
Speaker 1: the hard questions or keywords to remind you on the
Speaker 1: on the wrapping paper of the of the eraser.
Speaker 3: And I did it, but thought they checked that ship.
Speaker 1: No, they checked. They checked the water bottle aligning. You
Speaker 1: had to have fully clear water bottles.
Speaker 4: Did everything have to be in a plastic sleep You
Speaker 4: couldn't sneak anything.
Speaker 1: It depends or a plastic plastic pens ol case.
Speaker 3: And the dickheads didn't check the eraser.
Speaker 1: No, they didn't know.
Speaker 4: They would have been smaller than the Mary McKillop. No, Pat,
Speaker 4: how did you pick anything on an eraser?
Speaker 1: Tiny writing? Swear to god, I cheated it the way
Speaker 1: through and I still flunked it.
Speaker 4: And you were the fucking school captain. Great leadership right.
Speaker 1: Now before Trump. Thank you so much. Caitlyn Talia coming
Speaker 1: on the show. Price Y General sends you out a
Speaker 1: limited edition totally.
Speaker 4: To and you're going to write you a note to Tarlia.
Speaker 5: Lovely Yeah, and my Mary McKillop book.
Speaker 1: You're going to be the First, Jenna has been blessed
Speaker 1: with a Mary McKillop book, and she's going to write
Speaker 1: you a handwritten Do you wanted to slip anything into
Speaker 1: the message?
Speaker 6: Something medieval?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah, bestow this toted unto the Tarlie.
Speaker 6: Yeah stop, I love it already young.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, Tarlia is demure over mindful? You know? Mindful? Demure,
Speaker 1: very mindful, very demure? Is that not? Is that trend?
Speaker 2: Over?
Speaker 1: We done with that?
Speaker 6: Well? I saw Real about it the other day and
Speaker 6: I was like, I've never heard that in my life.
Speaker 3: She's in Brisbane. She might not get that trend for
Speaker 3: another two years.
Speaker 6: Totally behind at all?
Speaker 1: Okay, both, But I just thought someone with actual, you know,
Speaker 1: collagen in their skin could tell us that where done.
Speaker 1: Let's go meet you. Well that's the end of the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah we should get out of here.
Speaker 4: But before we do, just a reminder if you want
Speaker 4: to come on with an is it it's me of
Speaker 4: your own to win a tote bag and a note
Speaker 4: from Jenna, Ye, send us a text on this number.
Speaker 4: I'll not till nine eight two zero two.
Speaker 5: Two nine.
Speaker 4: Yep, hit, it's with your Is it just me? Whatever's
Speaker 4: on your mind? You can also dms a couple of
Speaker 4: Mitches as well. To you, Is it just me on
Speaker 4: the fly? Did it freak you the fuck out? When
Speaker 4: Charlie said that she was in year six in twenty seventeen,
Speaker 4: I was like.
Speaker 5: What, Yeah, we were working together.
Speaker 4: I was at adult by then. She wasn't even in
Speaker 4: high school and now.
Speaker 1: She's out of Wait, she was in year six? When
Speaker 1: is this?
Speaker 4: When did I ask her? Are you actually asking me?
Speaker 1: But I would never do.
Speaker 5: That seventeen jesus. So when we first what Mitchell? When
Speaker 5: we first met, she was in year five?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Fuck?
Speaker 1: I had this moment with Stephen on the weekend. We
Speaker 1: wanted to watch Despicable Me because I'd never seen it
Speaker 1: and there was a new one out, so I'm like,
Speaker 1: let's watch, and were like it was starting like but
Speaker 1: U da da da da. But the Minion version.
Speaker 4: I was like, God, I'm glad that trend died.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, I was like, oh, this is so exciting.
Speaker 1: You know, I was too old when it came out,
Speaker 1: like it's fun to watch as an adult.
Speaker 4: I'm only a year younger than you, and I definitely
Speaker 4: watched it, but as were you a child, I was
Speaker 4: a teenager to speak when me came right, So.
Speaker 1: Stephen, when I saw I saw it in the cinema.
Speaker 1: He saw Despicable Me in the cinema as a kid,
Speaker 1: as a kid, so did I. Yeah, but he was
Speaker 1: a kid like baby teeth.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck?
Speaker 5: Because how old was he?
Speaker 1: Well, in twenty ten it would have been eight.
Speaker 4: Wow. We would have had a very different relationship with
Speaker 4: that movie. He would have loved the Minions and bought
Speaker 4: all the fucking minionship and I was there going shut
Speaker 4: up your fucking.
Speaker 5: He would be dressed like a minia.
Speaker 1: Loved the Minion. Yeah, and he went and saw all
Speaker 1: of them in the cinemas as a kid. Isn't that insane?
Speaker 4: I didn't even know that was more than one h They're.
Speaker 1: On spin off now Minions the movie Minions.
Speaker 5: Ill Yeah, comedians movie.
Speaker 3: How long did they spend thinking of that name?
Speaker 1: All right, were done. We'll see you all very soon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, talk to you, you idiot. Thanks for listening to say
Speaker 4: on Wednesday?
Speaker 5: Hi, is it just be a podcast by a couple
Speaker 5: of meches.
Speaker 4: Make sure you've had to follow on your podcast app.
Speaker 4: Welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end,
Speaker 4: we pretend the show's son, and then we just talk
Speaker 4: ship for a bit. Can I tell you speaking to
Speaker 4: high school?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you know what I missed in the on the
Speaker 4: weekend is gone? What my fucking ten year reunion?
Speaker 1: I missed mine too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you're meant to organize it as the school captain,
Speaker 4: you didn't miss it. It never happened.
Speaker 1: Did your school captain organize yours?
Speaker 4: Know?
Speaker 1: Because it's successful.
Speaker 4: You did, you very much did. But I didn't know
Speaker 4: anyone else going. None of my friends wanted to go.
Speaker 4: Some of them didn't live in the country, and so wow,
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm not going to my ten year reunion.
Speaker 4: I would if if there are a few of us,
Speaker 4: but I'm not going if I don't know anyone that well,
Speaker 4: because I'm like, it's just gonna remind me of how
Speaker 4: I felt in high school.
Speaker 1: You didn't just like to school.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I hope one of the cool kids
Speaker 4: talks to me and they're nice to me.
Speaker 1: But Mitchell, you are the cool kid.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: You're an influencer. Really, yes, you're the cook.
Speaker 5: You're famous.
Speaker 1: You make more money in a week than they make
Speaker 1: on a year. On the phone.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's not about that. Not all Farmers. I was
Speaker 4: going through. I was going through the Facebook event for it.
Speaker 4: I don't reckon a lot of people are going in
Speaker 4: general because they've had to combine it with the five
Speaker 4: year anniversary. So I'm going to be hanging out with
Speaker 4: fucking year sevens.
Speaker 1: I thought you meant they're like, this is for the
Speaker 1: five years and the ten years. Nine.
Speaker 4: They're having two reunions at once. All the year sevens
Speaker 4: will be there. I'm like, give fucked no, don't do that.
Speaker 1: So you're actually having one, we just didn't have one
Speaker 1: because I didn't organize it. Yeah, Jenna, did you have
Speaker 1: You're older than us, so you'll be fifteen years next
Speaker 1: fifteen year anniversary? That's next for you?
Speaker 4: Well, it will be fourteen years, he said, the next
Speaker 4: big anniversary you celebrate will be the fifteenth.
Speaker 5: Well, I haven't received any invites.
Speaker 1: No correspondence. No, were you at the tenth.
Speaker 5: No, I didn't know what happened.
Speaker 1: Oh bullying for you?
Speaker 3: That rude?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I was sort of on the fence. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I do want to go, but I'm not going if
Speaker 4: none of my.
Speaker 3: Friends are going to be there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you didn't go.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't go.
Speaker 1: No, they give me anxiety.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't want to.
Speaker 4: Feel that social anxiety feeling from high school again.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And I went to school with such like straight
Speaker 1: white people, like they're all going to be married, They're
Speaker 1: going to have a house with plantation shutters, two gorgeous
Speaker 1: kids with names I can't pronounce and frankly don't care about,
Speaker 1: and I want to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: What I noticed when I was going through the Facebook event,
Speaker 4: I was scrolling through who is going? And I was like,
Speaker 4: I don't know who the fuck that is? And then
Speaker 4: I realized, Oh, she's just changed the last she's married.
Speaker 1: That's quite cute.
Speaker 4: Yeah. A lot of them have photos of like their
Speaker 4: wedding is their profile picture, and I'm like, oh, don't
Speaker 4: rub it in. I've only just moved in with my
Speaker 4: fucking partner for the first time.
Speaker 1: That checks out.
Speaker 5: I feel like a lot of these people is that.
Speaker 3: You're new totally. That checks out?
Speaker 4: Does it? What do you mean it checks out? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 4: Mitchell's behind the time is only just gotten a part?
Speaker 1: Where did that expression come from? Some Cole's worker that
Speaker 1: was like, you know what these bananas ye have?
Speaker 5: That checks out?
Speaker 2: Hand?
Speaker 1: On heart.
Speaker 3: I've never heard anyone else say it except you.
Speaker 1: That checks out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well there's one of the there's our everyone. Why
Speaker 4: do I keep to Manera Demir. I had this argument
Speaker 4: with Ashlin, my mate slash former co host Not My
Speaker 4: Cup of Tea girlies would remember when Lady Gaga put
Speaker 4: out the song The Cure and I said, it's two
Speaker 4: syllables cure, and she said it's one cure. I'm like,
Speaker 4: it's not the cure. No, it's two cure, thank you.
Speaker 4: Demure yeah, not.
Speaker 1: Demure, but it's dialect based in America. They're like, the cure.
Speaker 4: Action's not American. No, I know, but she wishes she
Speaker 4: was because their parents are British cure cure.
Speaker 5: But even if you're British, the cure.
Speaker 1: I also don't get care enough.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that this whole time doing this podcast.
Speaker 4: I had the choice to tell you that I don't care. No,
Speaker 4: I just the amount of things I've suffered through.
Speaker 1: But I just kept telling in jokes me and Paul
Speaker 1: from another podcast don't know.
Speaker 4: I was saying, it wasn't about I could have said
Speaker 4: any friend, it wasn't about. An in joke from an
Speaker 4: old podcast I was like, the syllable thing.
Speaker 3: Is it cure or cure?
Speaker 1: I think it's cure, but yeah, it's not. I think
Speaker 1: a syllable thing is just it's it's just language.
Speaker 4: It is too, Isn't it fascinating though? Because you also
Speaker 4: think that vampire with.
Speaker 1: Two syllables vampire. But then you're like, cure, cure, vampire, vampire.
Speaker 4: You think it's three vampire with bid over this and
Speaker 4: what was the vampire?
Speaker 1: Oh, let's do another one. How many syllables does the
Speaker 1: cure have?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Cure, cure?
Speaker 4: But then one of us has to disagree. This video
Speaker 4: won't go little.
Speaker 1: You're right, all right, all right, I'll say something racist? No, no, okay,
Speaker 1: how how we're resetting it up? The idiots are listening?
Speaker 1: How many syllables in the word cure?
Speaker 4: Wait? Are we are we experiment? Are you're going to
Speaker 4: lie and say that you think it's one?
Speaker 1: Correct? This would be great because people on TikTok are
Speaker 1: going to just think this is the really well.
Speaker 4: Act like it's mid conversation. Can you say cure in
Speaker 4: a sentence as one? And I'm going to over exaggerate
Speaker 4: this shit out of this.
Speaker 1: How many syllables am.
Speaker 3: I doing one, So you're saying cure.
Speaker 1: Anyway. The good news is it's all been cleared and
Speaker 1: they found a cure. So how what they found a cure?
Speaker 4: Cure?
Speaker 1: Yes, they found a cure. She's here.
Speaker 3: Qre two syllables, isn't it?
Speaker 1: No cure one one syllable cure?
Speaker 4: No, it's cua.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about if somebody is sick and you find
Speaker 1: something to help.
Speaker 4: Sam, you're saying it fucking rock.
Speaker 1: No, it's got one syllable cure. Cure is to cure, cure.
Speaker 3: Are you listening to yourself?
Speaker 1: Yes, they've gonna have phones on CM's.
Speaker 5: I think cheery is right.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jenn. As a woman, you have to listen
Speaker 1: to her.
Speaker 5: Since when the cure.
Speaker 1: You do yours?
Speaker 4: Okay, my favorite Lady Gaga song is the cure cure?
Speaker 3: That was two?
Speaker 1: No, you're you're adding a pause.
Speaker 4: No I'm not. It's cure, manure, demure. See.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you say? Choir or choir? Choir?
Speaker 4: Qui oh n choir is two?
Speaker 1: It's well no, it's not.
Speaker 5: No, it's one.
Speaker 3: There we go, we'll post answer.
Speaker 1: I even got to be angry as you like it.
Speaker 2: Face then I got angry with myself because I'm like.
Speaker 4: That, I can turn your back on me like that.
Speaker 1: Do we do another test? Can we're so right?
Speaker 4: And more tests?
Speaker 1: Can we just go really Republican, really Trump, like pro
Speaker 1: Trump and just see if they go viral and ticked because.
Speaker 2: Two of us have to be wrong and one of
Speaker 2: them right, so it looks like we're stupid.
Speaker 1: I don't have to act very hard for that.
Speaker 4: So I can't engage in any sort of political debates,
Speaker 4: even if it's for a fake video. I don't know
Speaker 4: what to say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well that'd actually be good. That's half
Speaker 1: of the Republicans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know. I did a podcast interview recently and
Speaker 4: it was the Friend Request podcast. If you want to
Speaker 4: go find my episode. She asked me, do your audience
Speaker 4: press you to share political thoughts? I said no, I
Speaker 4: don't think my audience expect that of me. They don't
Speaker 4: turn to me for that. And also, if I'm being honest,
Speaker 4: I just genuinely don't have political thoughts.
Speaker 1: Right, What am I supposed to share?
Speaker 4: I don't have one.
Speaker 1: Your brain doesn't form them.
Speaker 4: No, But I love how Sean You're slept on Julia Gillard.
Speaker 4: There's one.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 5: How Sean is in politics, that's what makes it so good.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 4: I do know more about politics now than ever.
Speaker 1: That's the king and the yang of a good relationship.
Speaker 4: By the way, speaking to Gaga, I was thinking before
Speaker 4: she and it's that Bruno marske duet. I was like,
Speaker 4: maybe before it came out she announced that it was happening.
Speaker 4: I was like, maybe that could be our fucking singing
Speaker 4: lesson song.
Speaker 3: Oh well, now that it's out, what do.
Speaker 1: You think, die with a smile? Yes, I like that,
Speaker 1: am I Bruno?
Speaker 4: I don't know. The thing is they're both singing in
Speaker 4: the same octave. It's not like one's doing a high note,
Speaker 4: one's doing a low note.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's just butching Bruno's fam.
Speaker 1: What about can you do? Guess what's that? Charlie xx
Speaker 1: and Billie Eilish this is more my vibe. You do
Speaker 1: the Billy verse, I do Charlie of.
Speaker 5: Course you're Charlie.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Charlie uses a lot of auto tune to her own admissions,
Speaker 4: so that might work out just fine. You don't need
Speaker 4: let's here we go.
Speaker 1: Do you have the lyrics?
Speaker 4: No? You want to.
Speaker 1: Guess the color of my underwhere you gotta know what
Speaker 1: pretty it is? Is it pretty? And pink?
Speaker 6: All?
Speaker 4: See through?
Speaker 1: Good genes.
Speaker 6: Too?
Speaker 4: Do you want is good?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: You couldn't write this on sheet music though there's no notes.
Speaker 3: She's hitting.
Speaker 4: She's just kind of talking, which is fine. But if
Speaker 4: we're trying to learn to sing, this isn't the one.
Speaker 1: No, wait, wait for Billy to come in. You're Billy. Oh,
Speaker 1: don't be fail Charlie and post them, mix them, send
Speaker 1: them to the door. Yeah, isn't to.
Speaker 3: Try it, but I've gone, I feel it.
Speaker 1: Okay, go back to here, go back. This is you.
Speaker 3: She's also not really singing.
Speaker 1: That's why it's perfect.
Speaker 4: Why would we go to a singing take this song
Speaker 4: and they're like, I'm not if I can help your talk?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, got the song down, pat.
Speaker 3: You know what else is happening with everyone's lives?
Speaker 1: I'm house sitting currently, my house sitting in BONDI Stephen
Speaker 1: and I if you're a cute story.
Speaker 4: I was going to ask, actually, because you know how
Speaker 4: we're fine. My friend's official.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I wasn't looking for you, just to put your mind
Speaker 3: at ease.
Speaker 4: I wasn't looking for you, yes, but I did notice
Speaker 4: when I was looking for someone else, I was like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck's treading in BONDI?
Speaker 1: Oh really?
Speaker 4: And I was gonna text you, but then I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: that'll freak him out. He'd think, why is he stalking me?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: You were watching? No, that's a fun spotted.
Speaker 4: You on the map. I was like, fuck, it's closed.
Speaker 1: Stephen's texting me right now? What park do I take
Speaker 1: Delilah two? Because we are dog sitting for Britney Hockley.
Speaker 1: She's off in barlet. That dog is beautiful, that dog
Speaker 1: is gorgeous. Name is Delilah, and we're someday, we're saying
Speaker 1: in Brittany's apartment. But get this full circle. That's where
Speaker 1: this is gonna make me great. It's so beautiful. That's
Speaker 1: where Stephen and I first had sexual activities.
Speaker 5: Which that's beautiful. In Brittany's bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, couchow the couch. We did what I had to
Speaker 1: do it in a bed.
Speaker 4: What do you mean not allowed?
Speaker 1: She just said, don't have sex in my bed.
Speaker 4: Did she explicitly say that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Even now, Yeah, I think it's got homophobic under underlines there.
Speaker 4: Oh, yes, said that about it.
Speaker 1: You can top, but don't bottom. I uh, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: Stephen and I like a year, yeah, a year and
Speaker 1: a yeah. A year ago I was house sitting Brits
Speaker 1: and it was like in the height of a hot
Speaker 1: girl walk Era and I was single and gay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have boys over.
Speaker 3: I remember there ago.
Speaker 1: It was a year ago. I was going on dates
Speaker 1: and I was seeing guys and having guys over, and
Speaker 1: Stephen was I invited him over and he came over
Speaker 1: to Bondai.
Speaker 3: He came audition and he got the part.
Speaker 1: He did, he got a call back and yeah, and
Speaker 1: now full circle, we're staying there on the sat on
Speaker 1: that couch, on the couch. Yeah, just for old time sake.
Speaker 4: Where does the fucking dog sleep on the floor and
Speaker 4: a bed in the same room now in a separate
Speaker 4: room room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this dog is next level. Yeah. And we have
Speaker 1: to air fry at salmon every night. That's how my god.
Speaker 3: If I die, I want to come back with Britney
Speaker 3: Hockley's dog.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It gets walked twice a day. I take it to
Speaker 1: the park and have to I have to wear it out.
Speaker 5: She's got beautiful eyes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the eyes have seen things. That dog has lived
Speaker 1: many lives. It's quite scary.
Speaker 4: I feel the same way about Jenner's greyhound. Yeah, tiger,
Speaker 4: tiger y, Yes, tiger, beautiful animal. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you have a bird called cat?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And the lizard called frog?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Nice? If you get a dog, what are you gonna
Speaker 4: name it?
Speaker 1: Cassiwary?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: At that point in the episode where our humor is.
Speaker 1: Broken, I know we could, I could go one way
Speaker 1: or the other. You should be wrap it up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's get out of here.
Speaker 4: Sure, but we hope this podcast made you feel at
Speaker 4: least two percent better today. That's all.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I always talk over you.
Speaker 4: It's not like we do this every episode.
Speaker 5: Sorry, okay, can you do that again.
Speaker 3: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 3: percent better today. That's all, just two percent.
Speaker 1: So sorry, I need a snack I had of a cat. Fuck?
Speaker 4: Did you just put an entire carrot out of your handbag?
Speaker 4: It's starting gnawing on it like a pony.
Speaker 1: Which is a man bag?
Speaker 4: It's a purse, bump. I'm sorry, that's a purse.
Speaker 1: You can't gets too feminine for me. No, no a thing.
Speaker 4: But if it's a purse, just own it. I really
Speaker 4: like that. That's really lovely, but it's a purse. Let's
Speaker 4: call a spade a spade here.
Speaker 1: No, well inside there, just to carry it in my carcase.
Speaker 1: And one boiled egg, oh yuck.
Speaker 4: With the shells still on. No, don't crack a fucking
Speaker 4: boiled egg in here? What about to end? Can we
Speaker 4: do this after?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna get a clean crack.
Speaker 4: That is insane that you carry eggs with the shell
Speaker 4: in your purse and they don't shatter. They don't do
Speaker 4: they ever come out of the bag shattered already. They're like, well,
Speaker 4: that's done after the job for me.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they're so good for you, high protein.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you don't have to carry them around, make
Speaker 4: them portable, just have them in the morning like a
Speaker 4: normal person.
Speaker 1: But now that I've got nails, it's so hard because
Speaker 1: my nails scoop up all the egg white.
Speaker 4: Oh dear.
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Speaker 1: Fucking arsehole's never applied to our emas bastards. Australian Banana's like,
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Speaker 3: Thank you for listening. Idiots lucky bye bye.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
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