Speaker 1: People do some weird ship It should in young people
Speaker 1: inhaling the gas from cooking canisters known as names to
Speaker 1: get high.
Speaker 2: Some feelings make more since than others.
Speaker 3: I've done everything for you.
Speaker 4: My career on Hold could have been anything if I
Speaker 4: had the talent.
Speaker 2: Bless yourself for observations.
Speaker 5: You didn't ask for this leadership.
Speaker 6: I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had.
Speaker 5: Well good, just.
Speaker 4: A couple of Mitchell. One of us be mich and
Speaker 4: the other Mitchell. Just to make things easier.
Speaker 7: Your Mitch, I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying.
Speaker 4: You always call me Mitchell. Oh no, he is Mitch
Speaker 4: Julli and Mitchell Kou Surprised you didn't remove me from
Speaker 4: the opener.
Speaker 7: Oh why would I do such a thing? Welcome back?
Speaker 4: Thank you for having me.
Speaker 7: How would your little gay get away?
Speaker 4: I had to get surgery? What do you mean you
Speaker 4: didn't imagine if I got gastric banding and then in
Speaker 4: six months you've also much Wait, you're doing well, But
Speaker 4: I didn't actually go away. I got severe gastric banding
Speaker 4: surgery gay.
Speaker 7: Gastric banding. I used to think when I was a
Speaker 7: fat kid, oh, I should just get surgery to lose
Speaker 7: the weight. But apparently it months up your diet because
Speaker 7: it like shrinks your stomach. All you can eat is
Speaker 7: like a tiny bit of chicken and then you're full.
Speaker 4: We can get the banding I've looked into it, which
Speaker 4: is literally like a ziplock around your stomach, and you
Speaker 4: can undo it at any time, or you can get
Speaker 4: your stomach removed.
Speaker 7: Sorry, it's Chromatica released new Lady Gago album. You expect
Speaker 7: me to just put that aside and focus on this show.
Speaker 4: You haven't listened to it already?
Speaker 7: I have like three times, really, and you expect me
Speaker 7: to pause and dedicate my time to this show. No,
Speaker 7: it's a big day for US fans.
Speaker 4: Baby long No.
Speaker 7: Sour Candy.
Speaker 4: I love that ship.
Speaker 7: Do you know how usually albums are released US time
Speaker 7: and Sydney time. That's like late afternoon, two pm or so.
Speaker 7: I woke up and there was an Apple Music notification saying, oh,
Speaker 7: Chromatica by Lady Gargo is now available. I was like,
Speaker 7: excuse the fuck me?
Speaker 4: Did you not know?
Speaker 7: No? I didn't know what's coming out our time. It
Speaker 7: was like coming out at midnight local time. So new
Speaker 7: Zealand would have gotten at first, and as we record
Speaker 7: right now, the US literally just got it. So I
Speaker 7: woke up and I listened to it twice before work,
Speaker 7: and I've just kind of had it on the background
Speaker 7: all day, including right now.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of energy for four am. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 4: black pink doing that thing. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Hell anyway, So what actually were you doing? Obviously not wrong,
Speaker 7: obviously not gastric band surgery.
Speaker 4: No, I had a beautiful week off with my lovely
Speaker 4: homosexual partner. It was fantastic.
Speaker 7: He left the head partner at home.
Speaker 4: Yeah I did. Yeah, she's she's in the basement for
Speaker 4: the week. Poor Catherine, poor thing. She's studying. She's gonna
Speaker 4: be a nurse.
Speaker 3: When you said that, Serena.
Speaker 4: Passed her tast because she's at UNI. Now. We had
Speaker 4: a great time. We've spent His family have property of
Speaker 4: the Northern Sea region, so we still his parents hold
Speaker 4: Really five bedrooms are to you? What then? Once you
Speaker 4: fucked him? What are you gonna do with the others?
Speaker 7: Did you have it to yourself?
Speaker 4: And jagging? That was disgusting. We had the whole house
Speaker 4: to ourselves, and the neighbors knew something was up. Because
Speaker 4: it's a holiday home. Clearly no one's ever there. All
Speaker 4: of a sudden there were these two guys buddy voguing
Speaker 4: to rain on me and then they're like sticky beaking around.
Speaker 4: I went on a run, yes, run one day. Oh
Speaker 4: fucking that's very hilly in the Nelson Baiery and it
Speaker 4: was horrendous pulmonary embolism. But I wasn't. I was running
Speaker 4: back up the hill so puffed listening to some I
Speaker 4: think it was rain on me that it came out
Speaker 4: and the neighbors were cleaning in the garden and they
Speaker 4: said something. You know, you're listening to music and all
Speaker 4: you can hear is their mouth and I went, yes,
Speaker 4: it's hot, isn't it. And then they shook their head
Speaker 4: and went went yeah, and it's so hot. And they're like, no, pardon,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh god, you put the headphones
Speaker 4: in and I jolted the other way. It was very like,
Speaker 4: get out the hell they want. They wanted to kill us.
Speaker 4: I got that vibe.
Speaker 7: I don't like you to just like flee from awkward
Speaker 7: social interactions. You usually thrive in that.
Speaker 4: Do you guys get kiss in this area?
Speaker 7: That's the thought of behavior you'd expect from me. I'm
Speaker 7: the awkward Mitch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're very true, actually, but you.
Speaker 7: Could have coped with that easily. Why are you so
Speaker 7: rattled by the random neighbor.
Speaker 4: So I love coastal towns because they'll listen to me,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, I make a booking. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'd like to make a booking for two. She's like,
Speaker 4: oh no, worries like, yeah, I'm uh. Do you ask
Speaker 4: where I worked?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Good, that's fine, I'll get their reservation. I had to
Speaker 4: kiss Sorry. Oh I'm Mitch Midnight. Oh just Mitch Cheery
Speaker 4: from Kids Nights. Sorry, she's hung up. That's just me.
Speaker 4: I love coastal towns because it's a fresh start, fair enough.
Speaker 4: It's like Ellen living in Monterey, you know how she
Speaker 4: like has a coastal home. Because of the anonymity, No,
Speaker 4: it's a fun fact. Only an Ellen fan wouldn't know.
Speaker 4: The holiday was great, but that's about it. You know what.
Speaker 4: I did miss you too?
Speaker 7: Oh we missed you too.
Speaker 4: And I'll be honest. When I saw the video with
Speaker 4: Abih Slitfield, no, I was sorry. I don't language. I
Speaker 4: was jealous. Yeah, I'd love to.
Speaker 7: Get her back. I feel like you too would get along.
Speaker 7: She was great, She was good.
Speaker 4: Actually she did follow me on Instagram, which is very nice.
Speaker 4: That was a power move, you know. I'm like, you
Speaker 4: follow your partner's x on Instagram and now move. I
Speaker 4: felt like she did that to be like, I'm going
Speaker 4: to fill in when you're sick.
Speaker 7: Next She's like, I'm the talented feeling that brought in
Speaker 7: all these new listeners. Yep, she's did a very successful episode.
Speaker 4: That was she really did. But she actually was great,
Speaker 4: So well done, Jenna. You stood up. We had a
Speaker 4: comment saying I loved I loved more air time, more
Speaker 4: cloud time from Jenna.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 7: Well, we're doing Jenn's junk today, so plenty of Jenna
Speaker 7: coming up right at junk. These are the ship bits
Speaker 7: that we decided not to put in the podcast, and
Speaker 7: then she rummages through the trash and brings them back
Speaker 7: to us like a little ferret.
Speaker 4: Correct. I actually think we should clarify because we do
Speaker 4: iGEM's here on the show, and we didn't. We have
Speaker 4: someone ride in and say that that in itself is
Speaker 4: horribly confusing.
Speaker 7: It's a whole thing I thought I've been saying to
Speaker 7: you off air. We have to say every time we
Speaker 7: introduce the show iGEM, is is it just me? That's
Speaker 7: what those letters stand for. I I JM. But you
Speaker 7: never listened to me.
Speaker 4: I think, I said, IM right, Yeah.
Speaker 7: I think. And then we've maybe explained it once or twice.
Speaker 7: Apparently plenty of people in our Facebook group have missed
Speaker 7: it and only just realized that when we kick off
Speaker 7: each week with an idgem, that's an is it just me?
Speaker 4: Each not an idiom? No, you idiot?
Speaker 7: No exactly, not.
Speaker 4: Anyway, that's what we do. We start every week with
Speaker 4: an is it just me? It's something we've noticed, something
Speaker 4: we hate or appreciate. It feels good to say that again.
Speaker 4: I'm back in the chair, DoLS. I think I'm gonna
Speaker 4: start because this is something that happened to me on
Speaker 4: my on my break and someone contacted me. But I
Speaker 4: have met a couple of times and they asked me
Speaker 4: something that has shaken me to my core.
Speaker 7: Okay, well, let's not muck around. Take it away, Bradley, Okay,
Speaker 7: is it just me?
Speaker 4: Is it inappropriate to ask someone to be a sperm
Speaker 4: donor in the middle of a global pandemic? What man, Janet,
Speaker 4: don't you laugh. You might need some of my spunk
Speaker 4: one day. You might have a leftover Mason jar. This
Speaker 4: is the question. I don't know. Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Or is this allowed? Or is this the thing that's appropriate?
Speaker 4: Because over the break to a lovely, lovely gay couple
Speaker 4: that I know I've only met once through kiss. They're
Speaker 4: quite unquite fans of the station, not myself, Okay, they
Speaker 4: messaged me. I had them on Facebook and they asked
Speaker 4: me if i'd be their sperm doner.
Speaker 7: That's wow, that's how do you bring that up with
Speaker 7: someone exactly?
Speaker 4: She DMed me, especially considering the last time we spoke
Speaker 4: with her, asking how she wins ticket to Bloody jes
Speaker 4: to show call thirteen one sixty five. You can also
Speaker 4: have come.
Speaker 7: That's so wild? Can I see the message?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah you can.
Speaker 7: I'll sanitize me.
Speaker 4: Don't say don't say her name because.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know all good?
Speaker 3: Could she randomly just message out of nowhere?
Speaker 4: We had Mitch, can you get the date before that
Speaker 4: and see how long it had been since we've spoken,
Speaker 4: don't say her name? Anonymity?
Speaker 7: Oh you haven't spoken for like two years? And then
Speaker 7: out of nowhere, God. Am I allowed to read the message.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want to preface by saying, in no
Speaker 4: way we shame you. I think it's amazing and I.
Speaker 7: Love that it's a confronting message to no less. I
Speaker 7: hope you're doing well. No, this is completely random message.
Speaker 7: But we are in the process of starting a family
Speaker 7: and looking for known donors, so we wanted to know
Speaker 7: if you would consider being our donor.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 7: This would be done over a drink usually, but due
Speaker 7: to the world going crazy, we have to ask through message. Right, Okay,
Speaker 7: that makes sense.
Speaker 4: She knew me, she'd buy me a.
Speaker 7: We know this is a big thing to consider, but
Speaker 7: thought we'd ask. Please don't think we will be insulted
Speaker 7: if you say no any questions.
Speaker 4: Let us know, lovely that they thought of me.
Speaker 3: What do they mean by you're a known donor.
Speaker 7: Well, I think it's not like an anonymous sperm donor.
Speaker 7: I'm assuming that's what they meant.
Speaker 3: I am maybe you're on a website.
Speaker 7: Someone who has a history of donating. Yeah, that's crazy though,
Speaker 7: because I've always thought I got to get me some
Speaker 7: leazy friends, because like, if I had to be really honest,
Speaker 7: if I look into my future, the likelihood of me
Speaker 7: having a partner who I want to like, adopt with
Speaker 7: or like surrogate with. It doesn't seem like something that
Speaker 7: I'm dead said on happening. So I've always thought the
Speaker 7: way I might have kids, if at all, would be
Speaker 7: being asked by a couple to, you know, do me
Speaker 7: a bit. Yeah, and then I'd just be like a
Speaker 7: part time father or whatever. You know, I don't actually
Speaker 7: live with them and all that.
Speaker 4: Let me send them your email and you can take
Speaker 4: it from here.
Speaker 7: I imagine if I became a father, Oh well, that's
Speaker 7: what I thought.
Speaker 4: I'd want to be fucking father.
Speaker 7: I'd be a great father.
Speaker 4: You would be good, and I'd be the fun that
Speaker 4: we'd actually be good co parents. Not as a couple,
Speaker 4: but we would we have a good balance.
Speaker 7: You know, in the dark room, you could be mum,
Speaker 7: It's yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4: I anyway, I wanted to know how does this work?
Speaker 4: Because do I just like, is there a clinic or
Speaker 4: to say, because that don't cost money or to save
Speaker 4: costs right for this young couple, Do I just like
Speaker 4: do it into a Turkey base t and squirt it in.
Speaker 4: I honestly don't know. So we have a friend of
Speaker 4: the show. He works. It works at Kiss. He's Kyle
Speaker 4: and Jackieoh's resident in house doctor doctor Kiss.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, of course with his real name again, doctor.
Speaker 4: Sam hayas phone because his numbers on the.
Speaker 7: Oh, you're gonna give me because I want to know.
Speaker 4: How it works. What if we go to a clinic
Speaker 4: and they go, yeah, just jake off into his cup,
Speaker 4: but they provide straight porn, Like that's not gonna work.
Speaker 7: He could be still at his practice, like actually being
Speaker 7: a doctor. It's not just the media doctor.
Speaker 4: He writes for news dot com dot are You Kids,
Speaker 4: Spot Body and soul are you? He's a health exp
Speaker 4: all around.
Speaker 7: Yeah, apparently he's the doctor in the jungle and it's
Speaker 7: the lab. Yeah, he's like behind the scenes that I
Speaker 7: forgot whenever they're filming.
Speaker 4: For You Have Child, Sam Hay.
Speaker 7: Maybe I'm making that out.
Speaker 4: Hey Sam, it's it's Mitch, Mitch and Jenna.
Speaker 6: How are you great? Thank you?
Speaker 2: How are you guys so good?
Speaker 7: I've only just found out your real name too. I
Speaker 7: thought you were actually doctor Kiss the hell?
Speaker 6: Oh really, no, doctor Sam, but you know doctor Kiss
Speaker 6: here and there imagine.
Speaker 4: That was his Christian name, Dr Kiss with two eyes
Speaker 4: that would have just been great. Would good planner? Thank
Speaker 4: you for coming on with such short notice. I'm in
Speaker 4: a bit of a conundrum. I need help. I've been
Speaker 4: approached by I mean, I guess I can say a friend,
Speaker 4: someone i've met once and her lovely partner. They've messaged
Speaker 4: me out of the blue, haven't spoken to them in
Speaker 4: a year, and they've asked if I would consider donating
Speaker 4: my sperm so that they could have a baby.
Speaker 6: Excellent.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm terrible. I don't know. First of all, I
Speaker 4: don't know where I sit with it, but I want
Speaker 4: to know how it works, Like do you genuine like
Speaker 4: can we just do it together? Can I go to
Speaker 4: their house and you know, do it in a pyrect.
Speaker 7: That you're going to have to read?
Speaker 4: Well, I might have to have that could be a
Speaker 4: cheap way to get out of it. I don't know
Speaker 4: if you have to pay for it. How does it
Speaker 4: normally work? The doctor kiss when this sort of thing happens.
Speaker 6: Well, there are lots of ways that it could happen,
Speaker 6: and I've certainly known of groups of couples who have
Speaker 6: literally got the mail to let's say, put the ice
Speaker 6: cream into a container and then they get a turkey
Speaker 6: based and literally stuck some of it up and word
Speaker 6: it in there.
Speaker 7: We go, Oh my god, So do they do that
Speaker 7: just at home? No medical people involved, This is their
Speaker 7: own DIY.
Speaker 6: I have definitely heard of couples doing that because I mean, look,
Speaker 6: let's break it down to the act of sex, of intercourse.
Speaker 6: That's basically all that's happening. That the old fella is
Speaker 6: brashing and crashing around and the way things go. So
Speaker 6: it is very achievable for people to do it in
Speaker 6: the warmth of their home and see how things go.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 6: Obviously, though, you've got to consider doing that every cycle,
Speaker 6: and when couples are trying to get pregnant, we're looking
Speaker 6: they're generally looking at trying to have sex every second day,
Speaker 6: at least through the middle of the cycle, when it's
Speaker 6: most more likely that that eggs being released.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, because you might not get her pregnant the
Speaker 7: first time.
Speaker 6: That's right. You could be could be dropping off a
Speaker 6: regular deposit for them.
Speaker 4: I couldn't just you know, give them maybe like a
Speaker 4: month's worth in like a you know, and they might
Speaker 4: be able to freeze it and defrost it like your
Speaker 4: chicken breasts before you have a start from it, like
Speaker 4: Planet of.
Speaker 6: The Challenges, It's not going to last well in the
Speaker 6: fridge are you freezing it? So it's going to be
Speaker 6: a one use only each time.
Speaker 4: So say, for example, you go the other route, which
Speaker 4: is professional. Are there clinics where I can like go
Speaker 4: and do it like in a room and give me
Speaker 4: like pornography to do it? Is that the official way?
Speaker 6: Look, I don't think you have to be as literally
Speaker 6: as do it in their in their venue, but but
Speaker 6: from time to time they probably do ask you to.
Speaker 6: In general, you would do it at home and you've
Speaker 6: got to get it to them keep it warm, so
Speaker 6: blokes literally keep you know, keep the little container down
Speaker 6: their pants or underneath their armpit and take it in
Speaker 6: within the hour and they process it.
Speaker 7: She's like, imagine if the perspects bloody smashed under your
Speaker 7: arm pit, that'd be the bowelst thing. Ever, So I
Speaker 7: don't know if this is a question for you or
Speaker 7: a lawyer, but would Mitch be hypothetically listed as the
Speaker 7: father on the birth certificate or is it would there
Speaker 7: be two mothers on there?
Speaker 6: Ah, I'm really not sure about that. I think it
Speaker 6: all depends on how how that process is done with
Speaker 6: regard to is it done as an anonymous therm donor
Speaker 6: or not. There are lots of legalities around all of that,
Speaker 6: probably different in different states as well.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's true. That's something you have to think about, Mitch,
Speaker 7: because if things turn sour and you are legally the father,
Speaker 7: they could like get a lot of money out of
Speaker 7: you in the court.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you know when they turn eighteen and
Speaker 4: they could just come barking up my tree.
Speaker 7: Right, I mean I don't know. I really don't know
Speaker 7: how it works. This is a whole new world. But hey,
Speaker 7: at least we know how you deliver.
Speaker 4: Yeah, have a donation, invest in a bay Marine and
Speaker 4: just keep it on the heat. And oh god, all right,
Speaker 4: sorry doctor kiss probably in the middle of your meal.
Speaker 4: I appreciate the call. You've You've really cleared it up
Speaker 4: for us. Thank you.
Speaker 6: Good luck, mate, It's very exciting times for you.
Speaker 4: Would you be godfather? I don't know if he's at
Speaker 4: my right to ask, I don't know. See, it's all
Speaker 4: confusing us. See Bye's lovely, isn't he.
Speaker 7: See that's where it gets complex because you probably would
Speaker 7: need to get a lawyer involved because if like in
Speaker 7: my mind, you know how I said that my ideal
Speaker 7: world is that like I am technically the father, I'm
Speaker 7: allowed in their life. I'd go to the performance nights,
Speaker 7: I'd go to the assemblies all that stuff, but like
Speaker 7: I wouldn't be with them five nights a week. I'd
Speaker 7: be able to visit and you know, do birthdays and
Speaker 7: stuff like that, all that, but you'd have to actually
Speaker 7: get something in writing, wouldn't you be. It's like, what
Speaker 7: if they decide that I'm not doing enough and then
Speaker 7: I'm like, well, I thought that I was doing this
Speaker 7: is what I was going to do all along. They
Speaker 7: decide he's not doing enough, we need more money.
Speaker 4: Like it makes it.
Speaker 7: Actually it could become very complex.
Speaker 4: But see all jokes aside, like it is a serious thing.
Speaker 4: And if they're listening, I love them. I don't want
Speaker 4: them to think we're making fun of them. I'm just
Speaker 4: going through my own thought process. Yeah, I actually don't
Speaker 4: think they want me to be involved at all. I
Speaker 4: think they want me from my little sperm. Well they're
Speaker 4: normal sized. Actually they want me for my sperm, and
Speaker 4: that's it. I'd imagine I sign all sort of not ownership,
Speaker 4: but I'd sign everything away and I'd have no contact
Speaker 4: with the baby.
Speaker 7: I don't think you would be able to do that,
Speaker 7: especially if you know them. You'd be instagram stalking all
Speaker 7: the time, being like where is little Jeoffrey? So did
Speaker 7: you end up replying to them?
Speaker 4: Or what I did reply? And I just replied saying
Speaker 4: after three days she bumped it like she was buying
Speaker 4: a used grill off bloody Facebook marketplace, and I l negotiable.
Speaker 4: Now you don't have come up to ten bucks. She said, hey, X,
Speaker 4: how are you? And we had a little b a
Speaker 4: small talk. Then I just said, hey, look, I've thought
Speaker 4: about it, and I've spoken with my partner. Although I
Speaker 4: would have loved to help you guys out and starting
Speaker 4: a family, it's something we'd maybe consider a few used
Speaker 4: down the track, but not something i'd be comfortable doing currently.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry if that throws your plan off, but definitely
Speaker 4: touch based in a few years if you're still looking
Speaker 4: at that option.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think it's a timing thing, like it sounds
Speaker 7: like something that could work, but like.
Speaker 4: Now, oh, definitely no.
Speaker 7: You don't even know how to use a washing machines.
Speaker 4: Father definitely don't. Also, I've got a bloody you know,
Speaker 4: brain disease. What if I passed that down with my sperm.
Speaker 7: I mean it's not exactly life threatening, No, it's like
Speaker 7: it wouldn't be the worst thing. But that memory information.
Speaker 7: It's not like some sort of thing you wouldn't want
Speaker 7: to inherit, but that memory, that memory.
Speaker 4: I know they'll finally tell the baby when it's eighteen.
Speaker 4: Your father's Mitch Jerry from Radio Fame. Who's my father? Awful?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Thank you, Doctor Sam Hey, what a legend. Follow him
Speaker 4: on all socials, doctor Sam Haye.
Speaker 7: Hey, look, speaking of Facebook mark a place you just
Speaker 7: mentioned my eGym. This week is about an equally shit
Speaker 7: function within Facebook. Are you ready for me? Bradley? Oh,
Speaker 7: let's go.
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: Do you never watch later? The things you add to
Speaker 7: your watch later?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: That goes for Instagram as well.
Speaker 4: Can you do that on Instagram?
Speaker 7: Yeah? The little save button thing?
Speaker 4: What'll save button? That little it kind of.
Speaker 7: Looks like an envelope. Let me find it, like, yeah,
Speaker 7: that's what it is. It's a bookmark. So if I
Speaker 7: went like this, that little thing saying on the right,
Speaker 7: that is Yeah, it adds it to your collection and
Speaker 7: then you can go and look at all the things.
Speaker 7: You say.
Speaker 4: I think my fat fucking palm just accidentally the amount
Speaker 4: of photos that are in my collection.
Speaker 7: Well, that's the thing. I have a lot of things,
Speaker 7: but I've never ever thought to myself, I've got some
Speaker 7: free time, let's go and watch all these things that
Speaker 7: I've been popping aside. I never remember. I don't even
Speaker 7: know what's in that.
Speaker 4: I actually gone back to my memory thing. I actually
Speaker 4: use that function for eBay or I shop on hem.
Speaker 7: Oh, but that's different. I'm talking about videos you add
Speaker 7: to your watch later on Facebook. What do you even find?
Speaker 4: I don't even know, don't.
Speaker 7: I'm looking at my Facebook now on my phone. I
Speaker 7: don't even know where it is.
Speaker 3: If you if you go to saved, oh.
Speaker 7: Right, so you go, yeah, yeah, okay, you do it.
Speaker 7: You go settings down the bottom, ride though three lines,
Speaker 7: and then you go saved and then oh my god,
Speaker 7: there's so many like oh god.
Speaker 4: Honey mustard glazed hamd recipe from Tasty thirty two weeks ago.
Speaker 4: Video to very you how I memorized inn entire chapter
Speaker 4: from Moby Dick thirty six weeks ago by Vox. That
Speaker 4: was me trying to enhance my memory.
Speaker 3: Put out this one. Just a couple of cool dudes
Speaker 3: in cowboy hats and it's a video of too frogs
Speaker 3: with hats on shit jaw.
Speaker 4: That's disgusting. What's in yours?
Speaker 9: See?
Speaker 7: See It's such a youthful function in theory, because like
Speaker 7: when you're you know that really frustrating feeling when you're
Speaker 7: in public and you see a video that you want
Speaker 7: to watch, be like, oh god, it has audio, Yeah,
Speaker 7: I'll watch it later. I never do ever, all the.
Speaker 4: Photos I saved of Hayden when I thought he was cute.
Speaker 7: You can go back and stalk them as much as
Speaker 7: you like, but you don't save someone's photos that you're
Speaker 7: trying to like cook up with.
Speaker 4: Especially considering I didn't know where they went. This is
Speaker 4: so interesting. I'm going to sit at home and go
Speaker 4: through this. I wonder if porn up has this.
Speaker 7: Watch later yeah.
Speaker 4: Because it's the amount of tabs that I opened.
Speaker 7: And I'm gonna look. I want to bring it up
Speaker 7: on my four gen so that the work wife doesn't want.
Speaker 4: To just get a video up and see if there's
Speaker 4: a save later or a book.
Speaker 7: And a what video? What is that? A video? What
Speaker 7: do you want me to look at?
Speaker 4: Oh, nothing specific, just just good old fashioned.
Speaker 7: Sex, good old fashioned what the fuck dinner?
Speaker 3: I've got a video that I saved.
Speaker 4: I think had a video, say from a box Brownie
Speaker 4: camera from seventeen hundred. I filmed the Hindenburg crashing into
Speaker 4: the German feeling. Let me find out.
Speaker 7: Oh my, this one's called good old fashioned missionary sex.
Speaker 7: By the way, okay, there's a button's this's add to
Speaker 7: add to what I'm hitting. It doesn't do anything. No,
Speaker 7: I don't think that does anything. It just asked me
Speaker 7: to log in. They were doing free premium memberships during
Speaker 7: like the peak of lockdown. Yeah, for good reason, more
Speaker 7: people at home.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't want any of that to be public record.
Speaker 4: What like the porm that you watch? Imagine an employer
Speaker 4: going oh high and Mitch true, let me do a
Speaker 4: quick Google search.
Speaker 7: Got into that's their first mistake. Oh hire Mitch cheering.
Speaker 9: To me?
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Go follow us at a couple of mitches on Facebook
Speaker 7: and Instagram if you knew here. One thing you should
Speaker 7: know about us is that we do love a good mispronunciation.
Speaker 7: On this show. It started with Mitch over here saying
Speaker 7: blinds with an extra syllable blid.
Speaker 4: I had no idea I was saying it wrong. I
Speaker 4: just say lions.
Speaker 7: It's all right, because I then had it brought to
Speaker 7: my attention that I was adding an extra syllable to extremely.
Speaker 7: I think it's correct extremely, But what do you think
Speaker 7: it is?
Speaker 4: Extremely?
Speaker 3: Extremely?
Speaker 7: But I say extremely, you do? And so that's what
Speaker 7: I got called out for in correct And even most recently,
Speaker 7: Miss Katie Perry Global Superstar, we were making fun of
Speaker 7: her for not being able to say your last name
Speaker 7: chui properly.
Speaker 3: Mech tural stupid mechtural du mech tural.
Speaker 7: Will you'd be glad to know that I found another
Speaker 7: mispronunciation that I'm sure you're gonna love.
Speaker 4: By another fallen celebrity.
Speaker 7: Well not quite Katie Perry level of celebrity, but it
Speaker 7: was Georgie Gardner.
Speaker 4: No what she done, poor thing?
Speaker 7: Well, she was obviously doing her thing reporting on Channel
Speaker 7: nine News, and she's done what you and I both
Speaker 7: guilty of, and that's adding an extra syllable to something.
Speaker 7: As soon as I heard it, I was like, oh right,
Speaker 7: I'm going to be bringing that up on the show. Sorry, Georgie,
Speaker 7: you're our latest punching bag, So take a listen. See
Speaker 7: if you can keep an ear out for the word
Speaker 7: she said wrong With reporting from Westmead Hospital about coronavirus,
Speaker 7: the subject matter not so funny, but keep in here
Speaker 7: out for the word that she adds the extra syllable to.
Speaker 1: Georgie Gardner has this exclusive report in the Fight against
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen. Westmead Hospital is where Australia's battle was born.
Speaker 1: Department head doctor Danny Go was in charge. There were
Speaker 1: so many unknowns. How frightening is that?
Speaker 5: It's terrifying?
Speaker 7: O unknown? So many unknowns, so many unknowns instead of unknown.
Speaker 5: There were so many unknowns. There were so many unknowns unknowns.
Speaker 4: Katie Perry, you said Mitch Jury's name wrong.
Speaker 5: Why there were so many unknown She.
Speaker 4: Just couldn't determine the eye or.
Speaker 5: The l Oh, so many unknowns.
Speaker 7: Oh fuck, I'm on eleventh. Then I need to charge
Speaker 7: my parwen. Oh, it's my favorite when people with pronounced
Speaker 7: we better keep going normal. It's another one.
Speaker 4: Well you better move owen.
Speaker 7: No, that's not that's on. She's saying own, so you'd
Speaker 7: be adding an ax syllable to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've been going. We've been going a long time.
Speaker 4: I really need to go hot one.
Speaker 7: Yeah that works. Oh, you'd like some gelato? Would you
Speaker 7: like it in a cup? Or in a cohen?
Speaker 4: Welcome to Westpac. It's you're a young couple. I love
Speaker 4: seeing you guys, and I've got great news. We've accepted.
Speaker 3: My dog loves thones.
Speaker 4: No, that's generally you did well. Actually, I'd love.
Speaker 7: A good aerial shot of the building. It's appinning. I
Speaker 7: don't own a draw And I.
Speaker 4: Love that new song bad Child by that Towns and
Speaker 4: I towans Tons. No, it's because it's got an and
Speaker 4: I after.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Sometimes it's funny when it's in the middle, but I
Speaker 7: think this one is better when it's at the end.
Speaker 4: Anyway.
Speaker 7: Do you think this looks better in blue or Morowan?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: I love the songs. It's the new one from both
Speaker 7: my lowant your head on the Owen.
Speaker 4: That's good goodness. There's just so many What else is there?
Speaker 7: What rhymes with own?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. Last Christmas, I was up with
Speaker 4: Judy in the North Coast around Cans and we were
Speaker 4: hit by an awful so Chlowen not funny. No one was.
Speaker 7: I remember my friend Seamus in primary school. He got
Speaker 7: me to sign his cars after he broke his collar bowen.
Speaker 4: You know, back in high school everyone was dying there
Speaker 4: for and said my good friend Denise. She was swinging
Speaker 4: in the lake, and poor thing she drowned.
Speaker 7: I did like the lead up was always the best part.
Speaker 7: What instrument did you play in school?
Speaker 4: The ooen?
Speaker 7: No, this is an actual question. What did you play?
Speaker 4: Saxophone?
Speaker 7: No, the saxa? There we go. I was trying. I
Speaker 7: was trying to set you up well, like a good
Speaker 7: joke for like fuck me, I'll just be the funny one.
Speaker 4: I was going to say saxophone, but I didn't know
Speaker 4: if you actually knew I played that. No, I did,
Speaker 4: of course, striking goodness, I should have known. That's still again,
Speaker 4: still the same, still the same.
Speaker 7: Hey, I saw this report on a current affair the
Speaker 7: other night. These poor women they were getting breast in
Speaker 7: plants with dodgy silicohen. Oh god, neither we really got any.
Speaker 4: Let me think Jenn's had You haven't had one, Jenny,
Speaker 4: I did have one.
Speaker 3: I'm just not thinking of any.
Speaker 4: Look, I don't want to talk about it. Anymore. But
Speaker 4: my uncle was an astronaut, right Apollo eleven in the
Speaker 4: space rocket. As soon as you got back to Earth,
Speaker 4: you said, one thing scared me more than aliens or
Speaker 4: terrorist in space. I said, what was it? He said,
Speaker 4: I looked down and there was a giant, gaping hole
Speaker 4: in the oz Owen beside himself. I know anywhere that
Speaker 4: was going.
Speaker 7: I think it's funny if it's like a really stupid
Speaker 7: lead up, like the backstory to where you get it's
Speaker 7: not what you're expecting.
Speaker 4: Bank Lowen, bank low. I would not have.
Speaker 7: Picked Jenna as the type to stuffer hay fever, but
Speaker 7: apparently she's quite proing.
Speaker 4: You just had to end it in eat, Haven't I
Speaker 4: want to eat?
Speaker 7: Isn't it that it just rhymes with what was it again?
Speaker 7: Hit the Georgia?
Speaker 5: There were so many unknown unknown.
Speaker 4: In her head.
Speaker 7: She went, ship, I don't know because it wasn't as
Speaker 7: bad as we're emphasizing now that I listened back again,
Speaker 7: hit it.
Speaker 5: There were so many unknowns.
Speaker 7: No, it's not as bad as you know.
Speaker 4: And and the whole thing is is sad that we're
Speaker 4: playing this on the day one of the greatest broadcasters
Speaker 4: in Australian radio host of Breakfast on two GB has
Speaker 4: retired the infamous Alan Jones. That was good, Thank you.
Speaker 4: I should have known.
Speaker 7: You should know.
Speaker 4: Alan Jones.
Speaker 7: I've got like a double barrel.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, all this has been good.
Speaker 7: You know what motto, I've always lived by sticks and stowing. Hey,
Speaker 7: break my b I want that written on my Gray Stowe.
Speaker 2: That's brilliant.
Speaker 4: Oh Owen.
Speaker 7: Jenna. Out of all those what was the most iconic
Speaker 7: according to you?
Speaker 3: I actually really liked the Alan Jones.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think it was a great lead up.
Speaker 7: What are you doing on your phone? You're googling words
Speaker 7: that rhyme with own on your phone?
Speaker 9: Mon?
Speaker 7: The oculos on the wall fling is nothing near the truth.
Speaker 4: We shouldn't be rude because we're in broadcasting too, and
Speaker 4: we should not condone this.
Speaker 1: On the c.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know Alan Jones thirty two number one rating books.
Speaker 4: I mean, how long was he on the throwing.
Speaker 7: Game of Throwing?
Speaker 4: Game of Throw? Hey, we have a lot of fans
Speaker 4: on this podcast that love Game of Throws.
Speaker 7: That's true, very true. If we if we bag it out,
Speaker 7: they'll just start to mow and love rowing.
Speaker 4: And I love that that hate that the Bravo show
Speaker 4: with that Andy Cohen. That's how you.
Speaker 7: Say, Oh, now we do the reverse? Oh yeah, Andy
Speaker 7: Kan what's the word? The one with Cohen? Lindy loan.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 7: Anyway, we should move on. In fact, do you know
Speaker 7: what I think? Segment belongs where Jenna's junk?
Speaker 4: I think, so let's take a peek at Jenna's junk.
Speaker 2: Shall we?
Speaker 7: Yes? Our third Wheel former producer Jenna. God, it's been
Speaker 7: a while since we've seen your junction.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's not well maintained.
Speaker 7: Obviously. You see you're junk quite often because you know, yeah,
Speaker 7: it's quite a big part of your life.
Speaker 3: I'm always in my junk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and with those nails too. It just be hard
Speaker 4: to get in there and get everything you need.
Speaker 7: It's been a while since we've had a peak, hasn't it.
Speaker 4: God, it's very eighties vibe going on in the junk.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't say that it's full, let's put it
Speaker 4: that way.
Speaker 3: I mean it's definitely full.
Speaker 7: So we throw our shitty ideas that we determine not
Speaker 7: good enough to bring up on the podcast into our junk,
Speaker 7: and then Jenna rummages through it and brings them back
Speaker 7: to us like a little boomerang in people.
Speaker 4: A lot of people enjoy this segment. They say it's
Speaker 4: one of their.
Speaker 7: Favorites, which is ironic because it's literally our shit ideas.
Speaker 7: This is where our shit ideas.
Speaker 4: These are the trimmings of the main show.
Speaker 7: Anyway, Jenna, what do you got for us? So we've
Speaker 7: got the bin here, go on, open, put it on
Speaker 7: the desk.
Speaker 4: Jet geezavy, dive on.
Speaker 7: There's lots of.
Speaker 1: One.
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Or is there no need for
Speaker 3: the half flush option?
Speaker 4: Oh? That was me? I'll claim that one.
Speaker 7: Oh what a dreadful waste of water Fascus.
Speaker 4: No, No, I actually have worded that incorrectly. There's no
Speaker 4: need for the full flush. I only haven't used the
Speaker 4: half flush.
Speaker 3: Why did you put half flush?
Speaker 4: Because it was a half baked idea that I asked out,
Speaker 4: So I didn't I didn't find tune.
Speaker 7: I was going to say that attitude shows you've never
Speaker 7: through the drowse.
Speaker 4: No, I only have used half flush. I don't shit
Speaker 4: volume big enough to ever require a quart of water.
Speaker 4: Half flush is fine, Jenna.
Speaker 7: Can you google how much water it's actually used in
Speaker 7: a half flush versus a full flush. We could just
Speaker 7: do the maths, but no thanks, because it doesn't look
Speaker 7: any different when you hit one button or the other.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And the thing is they're always like at old
Speaker 4: homes or old toilets. When you go to like a Westfield,
Speaker 4: there's like one sensor. It just does one flush.
Speaker 7: So I think that's the default is now half flush.
Speaker 7: It has to be surely okay.
Speaker 3: So an old single flush toilet can use up to
Speaker 3: twelve leaders per flush. A dual flush uses only six
Speaker 3: leaders for a flush.
Speaker 7: Even then, that seems like a lot of bloody leaders.
Speaker 4: I guess it is sort of coming out constantly from this.
Speaker 7: There's a bottle of Aqua love water in front of
Speaker 7: it right now. Look that is one leader, six of
Speaker 7: those for one turd.
Speaker 4: But even we do you flush your wheeze?
Speaker 7: Of course?
Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes I let it. If it's yellow, let it mellow.
Speaker 4: If it's brown flushing down, why do you let it mellow?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: That's when I went to war again the dam and
Speaker 3: we had a davan. That's what the lady who taught
Speaker 3: us told us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, that's what my dad was always like. If
Speaker 4: you do, we just leave it because.
Speaker 7: Maybe I need to change my habits.
Speaker 3: If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flushing.
Speaker 4: That's exactly what I've Where'd that quote come from?
Speaker 3: I have no idea.
Speaker 4: If you're listening, send the city, because I feel like
Speaker 4: it's from.
Speaker 7: The same genius behind Hey, mate, shut the gate.
Speaker 4: I bet I was diving in what your nails?
Speaker 3: Your shut up? Okay? This one? Oh God, is skywriting
Speaker 3: effective as fuck?
Speaker 7: That was mine?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: Really it is?
Speaker 4: That adult language wouldn't be me.
Speaker 7: I don't know much else to add other than that
Speaker 7: is sky writing effective as fuck? Because it was actually
Speaker 7: at the start of the pandemic, someone with skywriting in Sydney,
Speaker 7: just the words wash hands and God, what a driving
Speaker 7: hazard that was. Because I could not keep my eyes
Speaker 7: off it. I was just I was compelled you.
Speaker 4: And you called me like, can you see it from
Speaker 4: where you are?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 3: You did.
Speaker 7: You were in a totally different area of Sydney. I
Speaker 7: was like, your angle.
Speaker 3: Literally everyone posted on social media, and then I went
Speaker 3: on Twitter.
Speaker 7: The hashtag was trending wash hands and I was like, Wow,
Speaker 7: it's very old school, but it bloody work.
Speaker 4: I guess the sky is the world's billboard.
Speaker 7: Everyone sees it well, apparently only bits of Sydney can
Speaker 7: see it, like out West is too far away.
Speaker 4: I could see it upside down though. That's like when
Speaker 4: the Christians put up a giant cross on Easter and
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, someonere playing notts and crosses in.
Speaker 7: The sky that you were looking at it? No left
Speaker 7: if it's buck fight remains.
Speaker 4: In fact, though, there's only one sky riding company in Australia,
Speaker 4: only one, like a family business.
Speaker 7: That's Australian sky Riding.
Speaker 4: Astralian sky Riding.
Speaker 7: Yes, because you make an ad for them. Yeah not now,
Speaker 7: I was getting ready for the buck and then go on,
Speaker 7: let's just do it, do it?
Speaker 4: What is what Australian sky riding?
Speaker 6: Yes, I mean.
Speaker 8: The side of the road, the bus shelter, maybe the
Speaker 8: back of an old school camp.
Speaker 4: No, no, not for me. Not in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 8: You've got the sky way up high, the baby blue
Speaker 8: heads for me and you the.
Speaker 4: World is your campus with Australian sky riding. Then, oh
Speaker 4: it's brilliant.
Speaker 7: What a shame that it's specific to twenty nineteen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they can't run that. My point is that they're
Speaker 4: homophobic and during the same sex marriage debate they exclusively
Speaker 4: chose to write boat in the sky.
Speaker 7: Oh my, I forgot about that. That's all come rushing back.
Speaker 7: So it was the whole thing where someone skywrited boat
Speaker 7: know in the sky, and then someone approached the Australian
Speaker 7: sky riding and said, yo, can I write boat?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Like nah, it goes against our Christian beliefs.
Speaker 7: For God's sake.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'll just fix that one second.
Speaker 7: Australian sky All right? What else is in your junk?
Speaker 4: Jenner? Sorry hit the wrong Sorry, someone's in the mine
Speaker 4: next door. Wear your mask?
Speaker 3: Oh there's a pathetic. Is it just me? Or do
Speaker 3: you not know what a sweater is?
Speaker 9: Me?
Speaker 7: What do you mean you don't know what a sweater is?
Speaker 4: What the fuck is a sweater?
Speaker 3: A jumper?
Speaker 4: But flopping jack's a jumper? But hold hold on like
Speaker 4: you got a card again. Then you've got a jacket,
Speaker 4: the jackets and me is what I'm wearing now? Like
Speaker 4: it's got buttons. You wear it if you're going out
Speaker 4: for dinner, A denim jacket or I don't know, like
Speaker 4: a corduroy jacket, a jacket's jacket.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: Then you've got a hoodie which has a hood Then
Speaker 4: you've got what the fuck is a sweater? Where does
Speaker 4: it fit in? It's not a cardigan is a sweater,
Speaker 4: but it can't be because the hood is a fucking hoodie.
Speaker 7: It's the same with swimmers. They call it togs, cozies, swimmers,
Speaker 7: everything like cultural there's different names for it, Like some
Speaker 7: people call it a sloppy joe, a jumper.
Speaker 4: You sw I picture a sweater as being one of
Speaker 4: those like American, like really white family Christmases where they're
Speaker 4: wearing like picture of marone sweater with like filigree pattern
Speaker 4: on the front.
Speaker 5: I comit it.
Speaker 4: That's what I picture a sweater to be. Really cold
Speaker 4: weather kind.
Speaker 7: Of vibe now that I think about it. Who wears
Speaker 7: like it kind of implies that you wear it to
Speaker 7: exercise that when you're sweating. But it's like I would
Speaker 7: hope they have a shirt on underneath. You don't want
Speaker 7: to sweat directly onto that that's fucked fabric would reak.
Speaker 4: Everything I wears a sweater, I'm constantly.
Speaker 7: Dripping exactly if anything, your shirts are sweating sweable.
Speaker 3: So here it goes pathetic.
Speaker 7: We could do without the commentary.
Speaker 3: Shut up? Do you hate it when your blinkers don't
Speaker 3: click in time with them.
Speaker 7: Use that's that's mine. But that I didn't realize that
Speaker 7: was still in the junk because I actually ended up
Speaker 7: using that on Sey Committee.
Speaker 4: Sorry again promoting.
Speaker 7: I actually ended up speaking about that on the other podcast.
Speaker 7: So yeah, I didn't realize that was still in the jump.
Speaker 4: Well, at least it's nice to know that you're using
Speaker 4: the equality content for this show.
Speaker 7: Jesus, they get the off cuts that this came about.
Speaker 7: Can you look up on YouTube False God by Taylor Swift,
Speaker 7: So you know that feeling when you're at it your
Speaker 7: indicating you're on an intersection and the music is playing
Speaker 7: and it's like there's like a split second of satisfaction
Speaker 7: where it's in time with the Blinkers, but then because
Speaker 7: either the song is slightly fast or slower, it ends
Speaker 7: up going out of time.
Speaker 4: So false Taylor Swift.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was. I was driving to work at like
Speaker 7: five am, and I was at an intersection and this
Speaker 7: song was on, and I literally I noticed that it
Speaker 7: was in time with the Blinkers, and I was like,
Speaker 7: I'm just gonna I'm gonna I'm running early, I've got time.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna see how long this lasts and it did
Speaker 7: not move out of time like I was sitting there
Speaker 7: at the intersection because there was no one else on
Speaker 7: the road at that time. For ages, it's being like,
Speaker 7: oh my god, it's staying in time with the blinkers.
Speaker 7: Really yeah, so just like skip to the middle somewhere.
Speaker 4: Hold on, you do the blinker and old faded up.
Speaker 9: God.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well wow, and so four am you're not turning.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 7: I was just like, this is great.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 7: It was so satisfying, also very good song. It's the
Speaker 7: closest Taylor Swift will ever come to releasing like a
Speaker 7: sexy song.
Speaker 4: And a truncnked its horn. It sounded just like you're
Speaker 4: hitting a high note perfectly mad.
Speaker 7: Actually, she's not exactly known for her strong vocals. She
Speaker 7: she's more of a songwriter, but she can't obviously sing.
Speaker 4: You know what throws me when this When this song
Speaker 4: was a hit, which was probably almost a year ago now,
Speaker 4: it would I had people call in the radio station
Speaker 4: to ask if we were playing this on purpose?
Speaker 7: This song ready, Oh yeah, that's like Z's thing, right.
Speaker 7: Whenever he produced the song, he puts the blinker sound effects.
Speaker 7: It's in never really over by Katie Perry as well.
Speaker 4: It is in the middle, isn't it good?
Speaker 6: On it?
Speaker 4: And you've even got a little gas ped already.
Speaker 7: I don't know if that's in all of them, but
Speaker 7: he does put blinkers in all of them, like you
Speaker 7: know how, you know how some producers have like a
Speaker 7: signature they put in, like Mike Willman. Yes, he puts
Speaker 7: that in, which is fucking annoying.
Speaker 4: I had no idea what on that song? I don't know,
Speaker 4: but I don't know what song it is. He goes,
Speaker 4: I look at Heights. I was like, what are Lucas Heights?
Speaker 4: Is a suburb and like they made it in the
Speaker 4: local area. Song fucking daft punkin I.
Speaker 2: Look at Heights.
Speaker 3: Okay, enough, I'm bored. Next, that's a good thing. Not
Speaker 3: this one. Okay? Oh god, can I get any worse?
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Or do freshly washed dishes smell fishy?
Speaker 4: I wrote this on the week off. Hold on a
Speaker 4: freshly washed dish, like, let's picture all of us for
Speaker 4: you know, consistency, like a drinking glass, like a wine glass.
Speaker 4: No stam, one of the modern ones. You wash it,
Speaker 4: you take it out of the dish, wash it. It's hot,
Speaker 4: it's really clean, and you smell it, it stinks a fish.
Speaker 7: I can smell the smell you're describing vividly, but I
Speaker 7: don't think it's fishy. It's like it's got a distinct
Speaker 7: smell that is very much foul in its own right.
Speaker 7: But I don't know if it's fishy.
Speaker 4: And it pisses me off because I wash it with
Speaker 4: my fucking meale that my parents got a lot of
Speaker 4: money off. But it stinks of something rotten, and it's
Speaker 4: always fresh dishes. Sometimes I'll pour it like a glass
Speaker 4: of water and I'll go to drink it and my
Speaker 4: nose will be in the cup and it will put
Speaker 4: me off the drink and I can't swallow.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're right, this is junk jump Okay, I.
Speaker 3: Like, okay, yep, yep, yep, this one. Do you love
Speaker 3: spelling fucking f u c k e N? I want
Speaker 3: to do this.
Speaker 7: That was me, That was meutur language, but brand.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So when you're typing fucking in a message, it just
Speaker 7: has such a different energy. When you spell it fu
Speaker 7: c k e n. You're like, oh, I fucking can't
Speaker 7: even don't even get me fucking started. Fu c k
Speaker 7: e n. And you know it's wrong, but I always
Speaker 7: laugh extra hard when I read it spelt that way
Speaker 7: because it's just like such a different energy in my mind.
Speaker 7: It's kind of like the difference between saying fucking and fucking.
Speaker 4: That's my fat Fucking is very the tuck shop worker,
Speaker 4: the kid goes up, I'm missus brand I like a
Speaker 4: hot pocket. We don't have any. You've asked for the
Speaker 4: twelfth time, Lucy, I don't have any. Please leave, walks
Speaker 4: away fucking the third time today. Hi, David, you know,
Speaker 4: just uses a defense. Would never say that.
Speaker 7: Again, a backthrow that I did not feel where it
Speaker 7: was going. It's so different to fucking. She would never
Speaker 7: go even if you th k iron, fucking is different
Speaker 7: to fucking.
Speaker 4: Would you use that fucking, for example, in a sexual term, like, oh,
Speaker 4: I tell you what last night, Jimmy and Dave were
Speaker 4: fucking all night.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you would use it if you were talking about
Speaker 7: someone else, But I hope you wouldn't say that in
Speaker 7: the heat of the moment in your own encounter.
Speaker 4: They were enjoying this fucking fucking, You enjoy this fucking.
Speaker 4: That's a good one. There was a lot of adult language.
Speaker 4: Let's be real, For this show. Maybe naxt.
Speaker 3: Okay, last one today, let's going with you?
Speaker 4: Last one?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Or is it the most awkward
Speaker 3: mess of a thing when someone making your sand witch
Speaker 3: says everything and first of all, sandwich is spelled sand
Speaker 3: not me.
Speaker 4: It's clearly me in the head of the moment. This
Speaker 4: happened the other day. Okay, you're at You're at a
Speaker 4: cafe and you come up. You're a say, for example, subway. Ready,
Speaker 4: I'm the server. You're coming in. Just do a normal confrontation. Ready,
Speaker 4: go hey, how are you working on?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 10: Hi?
Speaker 7: Can I get everything?
Speaker 4: And they always say it At this one place that
Speaker 4: I go to it's a sandwich bar and I walk up,
Speaker 4: you know, sandwich bar. They got shredded carrot like a pineapple,
Speaker 4: they got sundry tomato, they got they got everything. And
Speaker 4: this one fucking server I always walk up. I go, hi, Oh, hell,
Speaker 4: are you back again? I'm to get back again on
Speaker 4: my way to work. They know me like I'm gonna
Speaker 4: get a chicken roll like awesome with everything, yeah, fucking
Speaker 4: with strawberridge, jam.
Speaker 3: No, not everything, And it's like I have to.
Speaker 4: Sort of go no, let's start with mayo it's so
Speaker 4: off pudding. And it happened to Hayden. We both got
Speaker 4: to Sage and she's at every think and he didn't
Speaker 4: know what to do. He's like, no letters, I have
Speaker 4: to point out every ingredient. Maybe frustrated.
Speaker 7: I think you should have more empathy for this person.
Speaker 7: I think it's because, like yourself, they have a dreadful
Speaker 7: memory and they hate remembering specifics, and then so they go, Okay.
Speaker 3: Do you just want everything?
Speaker 7: And in their head they're like, close fucking do you
Speaker 7: want everything? I can't remember everything. You tell me it once,
Speaker 7: But you can't imagine being.
Speaker 4: A waiter at a fancy restaurant. I welcome to dosn't Eddies?
Speaker 4: Might I take your order everything? No, I'm gonna order everything.
Speaker 7: Everything on the menu reminds me of Harry Potter.
Speaker 4: We'll take the lot, Yeah, yeah Potter. Sorry.
Speaker 7: I just thought of this randomly. I was talking about
Speaker 7: the other day about how the first two Harry Potters
Speaker 7: have such different energy to the rest a because they're
Speaker 7: a new Dumbledore, b they got a new director, so
Speaker 7: it's just different in general. But do you remember that
Speaker 7: lady that walked around with the trolley on the train expressed,
Speaker 7: and she'd be like, you'd buy sweets and ship off her.
Speaker 7: Do you remember in the first one she was so
Speaker 7: mild and like anything of the Trolley Tears? And now
Speaker 7: I think it was a third movie. God, didn't she
Speaker 7: fucking changed anything?
Speaker 4: Trolley anything? And I was like, shut up, now you
Speaker 4: know what, haven't She went on a holiday with her
Speaker 4: husband and she I just feel like I can be
Speaker 4: doing more with the role.
Speaker 8: Babe, babe, you're sixty next year season all right, welcome
Speaker 8: back Movie three.
Speaker 3: Movie three.
Speaker 7: She went back to her acting her acting tutor and
Speaker 7: was like, Hey, I had this massive role in this
Speaker 7: huge film. I don't know if you've heard about. It's
Speaker 7: actually called Harry Potter, and here's a little clip of
Speaker 7: my role. Anythink of the trolley Tears. What's your feedback? Like,
Speaker 7: I think we can improve that. And then she spent
Speaker 7: two years in the lead up to the third film
Speaker 7: improving the one line she has, and then she comes
Speaker 7: back she's like, this will fucking way you're ready for this, directors,
Speaker 7: hold your horses. I'm fucking gonna blow you away.
Speaker 4: Anything.
Speaker 7: Can you look her up? What's her fucking name?
Speaker 4: Hold her up? Probably Muffle pulled for some fucking movie.
Speaker 3: She's referred to as the trolley Witch.
Speaker 4: Oh I search a trolley lady.
Speaker 7: So trolley Witch?
Speaker 4: Close enough, Samsung. Sorry, we'll get through this together. Thanks Samsung.
Speaker 3: Her real name is Jeane Southern, the actress name.
Speaker 11: Okay from the Trolley See that's the third film after
Speaker 11: her tutor to her to project.
Speaker 7: Now is there a clip of her in the first movie?
Speaker 7: Because she is so timid and like, literally sound like
Speaker 7: she could be drawing her last breath, much like the
Speaker 7: old Dumbledore who literally died?
Speaker 4: Is sorceress? On the first one?
Speaker 7: Yeah, are they on the train?
Speaker 5: Anything off the trolley?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 7: And the other one she's like, well, so what happened?
Speaker 3: Someone's also made a video Harry Potter theory. What does
Speaker 3: the trolley Witch do when not on the Hogwarts Express?
Speaker 3: And it's a seven minute video?
Speaker 7: No, I don't want to know.
Speaker 4: Probably a pole dancer of some sort, offering different kinds
Speaker 4: of treats. Chocolate frog, Well it's not chocolate. She's I
Speaker 4: also think it's a different actress. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: No, it's the same.
Speaker 7: That's what that was what I thought. But Jenna's just
Speaker 7: said that it's this. What's her name?
Speaker 3: She's ninety three?
Speaker 7: Fucking hell? Is she still alive? I hope the fucking
Speaker 7: pandemic doesn't get her?
Speaker 4: No, what's her name again?
Speaker 3: Mara? Wait?
Speaker 7: Wait wait, so Geraldine Motherland.
Speaker 3: She's credited as the dimpled woman on train in Harry
Speaker 3: Potter and the Phosphor's Stone.
Speaker 4: So her a name is Ezmurola buggy leak right, that's awful.
Speaker 7: McGonagall, birdie bot.
Speaker 3: But this is her IMDb profile.
Speaker 4: No one has asked for any of Jenna.
Speaker 7: This is why you deserve it. Demotion like groundskeepers one thing,
Speaker 7: but you're on a podcast. You can't be referring to
Speaker 7: visual Everybody.
Speaker 3: Please look up Gene something on Google and go to
Speaker 3: IMDb and look at her profile.
Speaker 4: Waffle alex Exan.
Speaker 3: Don't disrespect Jean.
Speaker 7: Say, for example, Prudence, what is wrong with that? One
Speaker 7: week apart and we've gone ferrel.
Speaker 4: That's so fucking funny.
Speaker 7: Imagine any new listeners we may have inherited from Abbey's
Speaker 7: Instagram and they're thinking, fuck this.
Speaker 4: Here we are laughing at fucking Sylvester Salamander. Oh that's
Speaker 4: not funny.
Speaker 7: Well, it's lovely to have you back. Men, Thanks for
Speaker 7: listening again, guys.
Speaker 4: Really good to be back, and I think you know,
Speaker 4: people are happy that I'm back to.
Speaker 7: A Yes, it is our thirtieth episode. Is that a
Speaker 7: special mile someone?
Speaker 4: I don't think so, I don't know. It's unknown. I
Speaker 4: really don't know.
Speaker 3: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stolen.
Speaker 7: It was right in front of us the whole time.
Speaker 4: Fuck Jenny, that was brilliant.
Speaker 7: Well, episode thirty one. Next week, I've got a bit
Speaker 7: of an intervention to do. And one of my friends,
Speaker 7: who I suppose you could class as an internet celebrity,
Speaker 7: but he's posted a video that I've been very offended by.
Speaker 7: You guys are like, all right, hey.
Speaker 4: Right, of course, yeah, he's very funny, alright, hey, well anymore,
Speaker 4: he doesn't really start his videos with that anymore.
Speaker 7: His YouTube videos usually start with that, really yeah, and
Speaker 7: what he's pissed you off? Yeah, he posted something deeply offensive,
Speaker 7: like we've always been great friends, but it's an issue now,
Speaker 7: So I'll bring that up with him next week.
Speaker 4: Oh no, moaning and groaning.
Speaker 7: You could have said mowening, moaning, moaning and growaning, moaning,
Speaker 7: metal moaning, the Philosopher start, we should go.
Speaker 4: We really should go.
Speaker 7: Her name back next week.
Speaker 4: I don't think we can celebrate for the thirty thirtieth
Speaker 4: thirty first.
Speaker 7: No, that's nothing special.
Speaker 4: People who celebrate their thirtieth. So I really should have
Speaker 4: done something for this show.
Speaker 7: I want to get we've done enough.
Speaker 4: When we get to our fiftieth, we'll do something.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, god it's going slowly. Only fucking thirty.
Speaker 7: Why do you say that.
Speaker 4: I feel like we've done so many more?
Speaker 7: Nah? Really yeah, we're still we're still young baby podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but a we show. We'll be back with you
Speaker 4: next week. Thank you for joining, and this has been
Speaker 4: Is it just me Mitch Jerry?
Speaker 7: Oh you never never done that. You just usually saying
Speaker 7: my name too.
Speaker 4: I'm trying.
Speaker 7: I'm Mitchel Coombs. Thanks to your company. Good night already,
Speaker 7: welcome to A to D Brief. This is the secret
Speaker 7: segment at the end. We plan to trick people out
Speaker 7: of listening because well, really we think that this is
Speaker 7: less embarrassing. But that show was a bit of a mess.
Speaker 7: So really it's you're getting the same ship here that
Speaker 7: you just did get. Is this we fucking don't stay
Speaker 7: on track?
Speaker 4: To be honest, I think that's what people love the show.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, it's the thing about the main show is
Speaker 7: that we have a track to stay on, so when
Speaker 7: we go off track, it could be funnier. It could
Speaker 7: just be like, like you're just a lazy broadcaster, just
Speaker 7: fucking focus, whereas this bit we don't plan anything. We
Speaker 7: just kind of set aside time to go vogue.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very true. Well, what much happens in this segment
Speaker 4: other than the fact.
Speaker 3: That, oh no, here we go.
Speaker 4: I had to hide it from Abby because you know,
Speaker 4: COVID everything you can't get before touching. Everything you gotta do.
Speaker 4: If it works, yout me go got it live tweets
Speaker 4: on the active and they're going. So that's what you
Speaker 4: can do. You can tweet a time at couple of
Speaker 4: mitches they are gone, or you can you know, give
Speaker 4: us a call on one eight six four four three
Speaker 4: nine two eight ninety four new number eight four three
Speaker 4: four four six ninety one.
Speaker 7: Of course, I have explained to you on multiple okdes
Speaker 7: that this is not a live broadcast, so people aren't listening,
Speaker 7: therefore they can't tweet their live feedback. But whatever, I'm
Speaker 7: just I'm done and explaining.
Speaker 4: I understand think is people tweet the show twenty four
Speaker 4: to seven in the hopes that we're recording and tweet.
Speaker 4: Now that's what that's how it works. If you get on,
Speaker 4: you get on at the door.
Speaker 3: No one's there, you can't see them.
Speaker 7: So one thing that actually did happen last week, Mitch.
Speaker 7: I know that the rules we don't prepare for anything
Speaker 7: for eight to d B. But I put two grabs
Speaker 7: over there down the bottom right. So last week on
Speaker 7: the show, I was in your seat because someone had
Speaker 7: to press the buttons while you went here. Of course,
Speaker 7: not one error, I might add, But anyway, I.
Speaker 4: Put money purposely so people think it's live theater good,
Speaker 4: because that's what live theater is there anyway say that?
Speaker 7: Yeah, anyway, So I was sitting in your seat, and
Speaker 7: you often make fun of me for the fact that
Speaker 7: rather than wearing big broadcast headphones like that, I wear
Speaker 7: these tiny earbuds. You do like they when you look
Speaker 7: at us in our videos on in a couple of miches,
Speaker 7: it looks it almost looks like I don't have headphones
Speaker 7: in where you've got this giant cans over your face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it also looks like something you get in the
Speaker 4: Willy Wonker bag.
Speaker 7: At the Easter show, so obviously I wore them, but
Speaker 7: I was over your side on the main side yet. Yes,
Speaker 7: and I mentioned during the show last week that obviously
Speaker 7: this studio is home to the Kyle and Jackie Oe show,
Speaker 7: so tower yeah, yes, I was explaining that to the
Speaker 7: girls who I was doing the show with, So take
Speaker 7: a listen to that. First and foremost, it's very weird
Speaker 7: using this studio knowing that Kyl and Jackio also use it,
Speaker 7: because if something's different, I'm always worried that they'll notice.
Speaker 7: I literally have in my phone notes a to do
Speaker 7: list of things to put back the way they were
Speaker 7: after every time we recall.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 7: The reason for that is that, well, first and foremost,
Speaker 7: we've never been given any directive that, oh, Kyl and
Speaker 7: Jackie can't stand when people use their studio. They couldn't
Speaker 7: care less. But as a respect thing, I'm like, this
Speaker 7: is their studio. Like, I'm pretty sure other than your
Speaker 7: night show, no one else uses studio. It's Kyl and
Speaker 7: Jackie O's studio and and this podcast. I think that's it.
Speaker 7: I agree, And so as a respect thing, I'm like,
Speaker 7: I put everything back the way it was That's one
Speaker 7: of the reasons. But the other reason is that Kyle
Speaker 7: and Jack are a little bit like us, where that
Speaker 7: they their attention span is quite easily drawn elsewhere. So
Speaker 7: if they see something, and they notice something, they won't
Speaker 7: disignore it. They'll talk about it on air like they're
Speaker 7: fans of going rogue. They're not like us where they
Speaker 7: set aside time to do so in a bonus secret segment.
Speaker 7: They do it on air. If something catches their attention,
Speaker 7: they're going to talk about it. How did you get
Speaker 7: carn Yeah, so of course the one week that I
Speaker 7: forget to do everything on my to do list after
Speaker 7: I were done with the studio is the week that
Speaker 7: I was in Kyle's chair. And apparently I think this
Speaker 7: is a bit of a like technological flaw. But if you,
Speaker 7: for example, unplug a pair of headphones like jenn if
Speaker 7: you want plug Jaws right now, it's almost like the
Speaker 7: volume is divided evenly between all the headphones. So if
Speaker 7: you unplug one pair, the others get louder. It's like
Speaker 7: when you're blind, all your other senses are heightened blind.
Speaker 7: So I don't know, I think my headphones were over
Speaker 7: there they were getting tangled in Kyle's chair, so Adam,
Speaker 7: their studio operator, decided to unplug them, and then that's
Speaker 7: when it became a whole thing on air. And this
Speaker 7: is exactly what I didn't want to happen. I didn't
Speaker 7: want to be responsible for disrupting the biggest show in
Speaker 7: the country, and so this is what happened on air.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Sorry, all my headphones just turned on louder.
Speaker 2: What's going on, Adam? He just blew my head out?
Speaker 2: Sorry the hell? So the place is this? It just
Speaker 2: went plug out of the bloody wall here and my
Speaker 2: headphones turned out thirty times louder. What are you doing there?
Speaker 2: By the way, I had an old pant and I'm
Speaker 2: around with woll on air killing there. What did you
Speaker 2: do under their I grabbed these and let's call them
Speaker 2: out whatever. That's the little headphone Jackson Virgin Airlines headphones
Speaker 2: set pulling that out? Turn my volume up thirty times louder.
Speaker 11: They look like a free pair of earbuds you get
Speaker 11: on Virgin give your little packet.
Speaker 4: So I was sitting there shitting yourself, did you instantly?
Speaker 7: I'm on the other side of the glass. I bloody
Speaker 7: worked for the show, so I was just like, oh shit.
Speaker 7: I didn't want to say, oh, they're mine, because I
Speaker 7: did get to work and be like, oh my headphones exactly,
Speaker 7: And so yes, we need to be extra careful before
Speaker 7: we leave today, because even though it wasn't a problem,
Speaker 7: they weren't actually pissed off. I just still I don't
Speaker 7: want to be responsible interrupting the show, and it's becoming
Speaker 7: a thing to be fair.
Speaker 4: Though that is Adam's job. His job is to clean
Speaker 4: the studio and make sure it's ready for broadcast.
Speaker 7: I don't think it is its job to clean the studio.
Speaker 7: And plus, my my headphones, the Virgin Airline headphones. They're
Speaker 7: so pateete and black. You wouldn't have noticed them under
Speaker 7: the desk very until they were tangled in the bloody.
Speaker 4: Chair after showed you I just grubbing everything down.
Speaker 7: I'm not even here last week, Like, I respect their
Speaker 7: space so much that when Aslan and Talisha left, I
Speaker 7: wiped the whole thing down with those bloody debt hole
Speaker 7: what do you call them? The bacterial white, antibacterial white. Yeah,
Speaker 7: those things. So like I don't want to be even
Speaker 7: not saying that Talisha and Achelin are riddled with germs,
Speaker 7: but like, I didn't want it to turn out that they,
Speaker 7: you know, had a cold and then they left jersity.
Speaker 7: You know, you can't be too safe during this time. Oh,
Speaker 7: I can't believe I'd have said that. If there's one
Speaker 7: thing I never want to hear again, it's the three words.
Speaker 7: During these times, I'm an adjective in there, during these
Speaker 7: trying times, during these challenging.
Speaker 4: Times, In these times, you know what I had? Unprecedented? Yeah,
Speaker 4: what is precedented? Why don't we start there?
Speaker 7: During these precedented time.
Speaker 4: When would you say that? Maybe the birthday party that
Speaker 4: everyone was invited to. Maybe when you're you've never been
Speaker 4: there before, first time having sex? All right, this is no,
Speaker 4: You've had sex plenty of times and you're just on
Speaker 4: a normal hook cup. All right, This is pretty precedented
Speaker 4: for me. So let's just dive in. You know what
Speaker 4: I mean? Uber, each driver delivers food to your door.
Speaker 4: Oh do you know how this works? Yeah? Mate, I
Speaker 4: this is precedented.
Speaker 7: Nobe. You have to say during these precedented times, during
Speaker 7: these precent times, when could you use that?
Speaker 3: You couldn't.
Speaker 4: You're a criminal. You're being arrested for the tenth time
Speaker 4: all right, mate, hands, I know what to do in
Speaker 4: these precedented times. You've been there before.
Speaker 7: No, But like, unprecedented means unpredictable, So precedented is like predictable.
Speaker 4: Can you google?
Speaker 7: So it's like, well, could you say that's predictable? Like
Speaker 7: when I'm having a mood swing, you're like, during these
Speaker 7: precedented times, you need a bath?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think most of these are just typos because it
Speaker 3: says did you mean during these un.
Speaker 7: I'm just so thick of hearing all these radio ads
Speaker 7: that are like we're with you during these times? What
Speaker 7: fucking times before?
Speaker 4: By Samsung, They're like, we're with you. I'm like, the
Speaker 4: one thing I don't need during a global pandemic is
Speaker 4: an old lad display.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: The last thing I need during these times is a
Speaker 7: fucking Android.
Speaker 4: The last thing I wanted these fucking unprecedented times is
Speaker 4: an air fryer piece of shit?
Speaker 3: You know. I think Harper's Bizarre Magazine has made a
Speaker 3: little typho they go during these precedented times, they need
Speaker 3: to know we're grateful.
Speaker 7: What's the definition of precedent?
Speaker 10: Yeah, let's see that's surrendous, poor Harper having or supported
Speaker 10: or justified by a precedent Oh, and what's the precedent.
Speaker 7: It's like an expectation, right, like a standard that you're
Speaker 7: accountable to.
Speaker 3: It is, say which one?
Speaker 7: No, hurry, No, I'm.
Speaker 3: Looking at a different context.
Speaker 4: Jones and Amanda, they're probably used to this.
Speaker 3: Oh shut up, Okay. It can be an earlier event
Speaker 3: or action that is regarded as an example or guide
Speaker 3: can be considered in subsequent similar circumstances.
Speaker 7: So these are not precedented times because we've never had
Speaker 7: had a pandemic like this. Yeah, right, I see.
Speaker 4: So it's for the first time, I so precedented. Could
Speaker 4: imply that you've done it. This has happened plenty of times, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: It is also a principle of rule established in a
Speaker 3: previous legal case that is either binding or persuasive for
Speaker 3: a court.
Speaker 7: Yes, I remember having to answer a question about that
Speaker 7: in my legal studies exam.
Speaker 4: Really, yes, it could be a fancy way to call
Speaker 4: someone a whore to in high school. Instead of getting
Speaker 4: Nancy's a slut, you could be like, well, I'm really
Speaker 4: nervous to have sex with Greg. Well, why don't you
Speaker 4: ask Bienka. She's pretty precedented with that kind of lettle.
Speaker 7: Bit of a flat shamer in school where you.
Speaker 4: God, no, but I witnessed it at a shier school.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, it's dead. I was school captain. I could
Speaker 4: not do that.
Speaker 3: Were you school captain?
Speaker 4: Primary school and high school? You've a landside victory. I
Speaker 4: shadowed the glass ceiling and then rebuilt it.
Speaker 7: Shadowed the glass ceiling. Do you know what that means?
Speaker 7: What does it mean?
Speaker 4: It means that, yes, of course I do. What does
Speaker 4: it mean? You tell me?
Speaker 7: No, I'm pretty sure it only applies to women, by
Speaker 7: the way.
Speaker 4: No, it's a metaphor, meaning that there's a glass ceiling
Speaker 4: that affect women only and that men can saw past them,
Speaker 4: but women are stuck by that.
Speaker 7: So how did you shout a ship? It was a
Speaker 7: fucking joke, a bad one.
Speaker 4: I didn't mean to do it. I tripped and the
Speaker 4: ceiling was there and I knocked it, and they went,
Speaker 4: look what he's done, John the man.
Speaker 3: Then you rebuilt it.
Speaker 7: And I had to rebuild it shard by shard.
Speaker 4: I couldn't fall glass. It's just crim safe crim sace,
Speaker 4: crim safe ceiling. Anyway, we better wrap this up. The
Speaker 4: show's already been pretty long. Don't you think it has
Speaker 4: been a pleasure to be back. We have someone who
Speaker 4: join us on the line who message for me. They
Speaker 4: said they missed me in the break. So we'll just
Speaker 4: cross over to Chris. Chris Hi, How are you Hi?
Speaker 3: Hi? Chris?
Speaker 4: What a nice guy?
Speaker 3: I don't like him?
Speaker 4: Why just sounds terrific, Chris?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 4: How did Jenner?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 3: He sounds stupid?
Speaker 7: Are you all right? You've been very aggressive, to be
Speaker 7: very mean.
Speaker 4: It's very precidented from you too often.
Speaker 7: And you know what you've done. You've set a precedent
Speaker 7: where our listeners think it's okay to cyber bullying Mittill
Speaker 7: in our Facebook group jar An idiot, they were cyber
Speaker 7: bullying me.
Speaker 4: So I just thought another game using fake words that
Speaker 4: sound like the real word. Ready. You know who? I
Speaker 4: really like that new president Donald Trump.
Speaker 7: Just confidently saying things wrong. It's always funny.
Speaker 4: Contractually the popular belief, I am not actually sick. I
Speaker 4: think you mean contrary? No, No, I mean contractually.
Speaker 7: Oh, Kathin Kim do it all the time. It's so funny.
Speaker 4: Specific yeah, yeah, okay, let's do on the way.
Speaker 7: It's like Kim, we used to go to Pacific Drive
Speaker 7: primarly Specific Drive Primary and she goes call and I
Speaker 7: are going on a specific cruise. Oh no, it's missus
Speaker 7: d we're specifically in the specific.
Speaker 4: That goal. What could we do? I don't know.
Speaker 7: It's just so funny when people confidently say the word
Speaker 7: say something wrong. It's so funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I used to always I thought compulsory meant
Speaker 4: you had the choice. I did.
Speaker 8: I genuinely thought compulsory meant you had a joy I reader.
Speaker 4: When I started you seven, they were like, and sports
Speaker 4: is compulsory for every student. I'm like, mom, that's fantastic,
Speaker 4: and you're like few, literally, And then when I got
Speaker 4: to school, I'm like, no, no, this is compulsory, like yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm like yeah, like yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Like yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: I had to completely relearn what it meant. And it
Speaker 4: fucked with me.
Speaker 7: What's the word when it's not compulsory?
Speaker 2: Is there?
Speaker 11: One?
Speaker 4: Is not? Optional? Optional? Non compulsory?
Speaker 7: They would say, wait, so, Jenna, I'm pretty sure you
Speaker 7: made a video on WSFM. It was like everything that
Speaker 7: Kath and Kim have pronounced wrong? Yes, so what are
Speaker 7: the mothers? Did you make the beautiful for one?
Speaker 3: Do I have to get it up?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: You do.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. That's a fan message. Hi, we loved you Chatfield.
Speaker 4: That's nice of them to just reply.
Speaker 7: You'd be forgiven for thinking that you're jealous of that,
Speaker 7: because you've brought her up a lot.
Speaker 4: I'm not jealous.
Speaker 7: I think you're clearly not over it.
Speaker 9: I am.
Speaker 4: I am over it.
Speaker 7: Do you know that Jenna is now getting hate in
Speaker 7: like the Kath and Kim Facebook Shut up, shut up?
Speaker 7: Fuck anyway, Jenna's now getting hate in the in the
Speaker 7: Kath and Kim fan group on Facebook. Why So, it's
Speaker 7: called the Kath and Kim Appreciation Society is in dah
Speaker 7: and it's like, got so many members and the engagement
Speaker 7: is unreal, Like people just post quotes in there and
Speaker 7: they get hundreds of comments of people interacting. And I
Speaker 7: think Jenna has cottoned on to the fact that when
Speaker 7: something gets shared in this group, it goes bananas. So
Speaker 7: she has made so many Kath and Kim related videos
Speaker 7: for the WSFM Facebook page, and I as soon as
Speaker 7: that's all of them appearing, I was like, I know
Speaker 7: what you are and I'm onto you, Dallan. And then
Speaker 7: the other day she posted I think it was like
Speaker 7: Kath and Kim bloopers on the Facebook page, and someone wrote,
Speaker 7: rather than sharing it. Someone wrote in the Facebook group
Speaker 7: guys WSFM just fucking uploaded another Kath and Kim blueper
Speaker 7: Is video. Brace yourself. It's gonna be shared in this
Speaker 7: group so many times because people don't realize they already
Speaker 7: been shared. It gets like one of my Kath and
Speaker 7: Kim related TikTok's got shared in They're like twenty times.
Speaker 7: I was like, that's already in here.
Speaker 4: Oh, we should just do some some Kath and Kim
Speaker 4: related content and put it in there that we'll get
Speaker 4: any listeners you have ever even watched it, I know
Speaker 4: how we could just fucking benefit off it, pretend we
Speaker 4: love it.
Speaker 7: I love that, I mean I do. I always said
Speaker 7: that we should just do an episode of this show
Speaker 7: where it's literally just you watching an episode of Kath
Speaker 7: and Kim. It goes for twenty two minutes, that's about
Speaker 7: as much as the main show goes for, or even
Speaker 7: add brief we could just dedicate it to you watching
Speaker 7: kathrin Kim for the first time.
Speaker 4: Very true. I would like to watch it, but I
Speaker 4: just just.
Speaker 7: It's very actually because you're more you're more of an
Speaker 7: appreciator of us comedy like those bloody night shows. But
Speaker 7: it's very Australian. It's so Australian.
Speaker 3: And it's much funnier.
Speaker 7: Even things that aren't meant to be jokes are funny,
Speaker 7: Like we're just eating the tiny teddy of him. It's
Speaker 7: funny because it's like she's an adult eating tiny.
Speaker 4: I have to say I do that as well. So
Speaker 4: with my fake Facebook that I've Mitch inspired Libby Elizabeth Trickett.
Speaker 7: No, it's the other way around. Elizabeth Libby trick.
Speaker 4: Elizabeth nicknamed Libby, last name Trickett. She had the name
Speaker 4: first for the Swimmer mind You. The song just blew
Speaker 4: up and took her fucking namesake. She's furious. I have
Speaker 4: found the Master Chef Australia twenty twenty group ninety thousand members.
Speaker 3: I joined that like two years ago.
Speaker 4: There's only been a new series on now that everyone's
Speaker 4: loving because it's the All Stars season. And I posted
Speaker 4: in the I said my top three Gabby, Bruce, Lucille
Speaker 4: who is too cocky?
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Gabby, Bruce and Lucille are not contestants, so then
Speaker 4: I don't watch it. I incited some sort of war.
Speaker 4: Vicky Frost said, who are those three, and I said, well,
Speaker 4: Gabby is the seafood master, Bruce is dessert, and Lucille,
Speaker 4: well not quite sure what she's good at.
Speaker 7: So you're just trolling Master Chef fans of your fake account.
Speaker 4: Then someone said moiracoats said do you need help mental house?
Speaker 4: A cup of strong coffee and a cold shower. And
Speaker 4: then I was quite mean and said no more. I'm
Speaker 4: all good. You need something though, braces, Oh god, it's
Speaker 4: not nice. And then she went back at me. She
Speaker 4: had to go at me. She made a Shrek joke.
Speaker 4: She said, Shrek is wondering where you've got to. Your
Speaker 4: side of the better is cold?
Speaker 7: Come back and she's not even looking at photos of you.
Speaker 7: No have their own identity, thank you.
Speaker 4: And then and then someone commented saying, keep it nice, ladies,
Speaker 4: So then I replied, I agree, and then my out
Speaker 4: was I'm so sorry I've made an error. I actually
Speaker 4: mean the Indonesian Master Chef I'm watching. I said, sorry,
Speaker 4: it didn't mean to cause a fight. Then Princess Fiona piped.
Speaker 3: Up Master Chef Indonesia.
Speaker 4: There I did google it to make sure. And then
Speaker 4: everyone with everyone who's commented sorry sorry, because they're being mean,
Speaker 4: and then when I said I met Master of Indonesia,
Speaker 4: they will all apologized, as if Luciale would be on
Speaker 4: Master Chef Indonesia the other name Bruce.
Speaker 8: I'm at Buggy Bruce, Bike Bike, Saja, Gabby, Bruce and
Speaker 8: lucial That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: I have a lot of fun I really do. Shit
Speaker 4: that's funny.
Speaker 7: Put in ready to laugh at your own jokes? Are you?
Speaker 7: I remember the day my dad told me I was
Speaker 7: probably nine years old, and he goes, oh, You're not
Speaker 7: meant to laugh at your own jokes, and I'm like,
Speaker 7: why the fuck wouldn't. I'm so good.
Speaker 4: Back next week, episode thirty one. I don't really know
Speaker 4: what we're doing.
Speaker 7: I already told you I was calling all right Hey
Speaker 7: to tell him I think he's a cun after posting
Speaker 7: slanderous content that offended me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your memory I've already forgotten.
Speaker 4: Anyway, brilliant show you know what.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 4: Good to be back, and I will be real. I
Speaker 4: missed you and I actually sent you a message me
Speaker 4: saying I missed you. Didn't I?
Speaker 7: Yeah, But here's the thing. You sent that on a Monday,
Speaker 7: and we usually record on a Wednesday and I said,
Speaker 7: this is a very normal amount of time for us
Speaker 7: to go without seeing each other. I think I saw
Speaker 7: you on the Friday, and then no, you saw me
Speaker 7: on the Wednesday that we recorded, and then you messaged
Speaker 7: me on the Monday, be like miss you And I
Speaker 7: was like, we always go this long without thing each other.
Speaker 4: Yep, but I didn't get a message. I I miss
Speaker 4: you too.
Speaker 7: I made that same observation to you that I was like, like,
Speaker 7: missy too, Like this is normal.
Speaker 4: You did say that from memory. I just I was
Speaker 4: missing it. I really was. Just before we go one
Speaker 4: more time, I'll just check.
Speaker 2: That you have zero missed calls.
Speaker 4: Something's wrong with that. I should have nothing to check
Speaker 4: because it should have been working. People would have missed
Speaker 4: me for sure. That's random.
Speaker 7: Well, anyway, we're about to go, so we'll catch you
Speaker 7: guys next week. I'm going to make this observation.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 7: We did not get one tweet. It was very pleasant,
Speaker 7: not one live tweet that whole a to D brief.
Speaker 7: But it's too late. Now we're gonna go. Thanks guys
Speaker 7: for listening.
Speaker 9: Bye, No, don't do it.
Speaker 4: Someone's fucking deleted it again. You have done it, haven't you?
Speaker 7: No, I told you I didn't do it, and also
Speaker 7: I love that you forgot to fix it because this
Speaker 7: has happened before. No onely we got no live tweets.
Speaker 7: You forgot to there's no sound effect. People who listen
Speaker 7: to episode twenty eight have already been through this.
Speaker 3: Who you fucking leading?
Speaker 7: I said it wasn't me.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna play one that you hate just.
Speaker 7: As your child.
Speaker 4: All right, next week I'll have it fix because there's
Speaker 4: some sort of problem everyone. There's not a sound there's
Speaker 4: no a sandffix misic, a soundfix don't exist. It's a
Speaker 4: live tweet button function on the desk. It's a website
Speaker 4: sound Oh.
Speaker 7: My apologies, oh god, understanding, there's no sound effect.
Speaker 4: It'll be fixed next week. We'll talk to the text. See, guys, is.
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