WEBVTT - #30: The Trolley Witch 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:04.560 People do some weird ship It should in young people 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:08.119 inhaling the gas from cooking canisters known as names to 0:00:08.200 --> 0:00:08.760 get high. 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:11.480 Some feelings make more since than others. 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:13.240 I've done everything for you. 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:16.400 My career on Hold could have been anything if I 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:17.240 had the talent. 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:20.000 Bless yourself for observations. 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:23.240 You didn't ask for this leadership. 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:25.200 I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had. 0:00:26.200 --> 0:00:29.360 Well good, just. 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:33.440 A couple of Mitchell. One of us be mich and 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:35.160 the other Mitchell. Just to make things easier. 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:37.760 Your Mitch, I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying. 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:42.560 You always call me Mitchell. Oh no, he is Mitch 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:47.000 Julli and Mitchell Kou Surprised you didn't remove me from 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:47.400 the opener. 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:49.520 Oh why would I do such a thing? Welcome back? 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:50.559 Thank you for having me. 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:53.000 How would your little gay get away? 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:54.920 I had to get surgery? What do you mean you 0:00:56.080 --> 0:00:58.720 didn't imagine if I got gastric banding and then in 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:01.200 six months you've also much Wait, you're doing well, But 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:03.760 I didn't actually go away. I got severe gastric banding 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:05.000 surgery gay. 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:09.000 Gastric banding. I used to think when I was a 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:10.959 fat kid, oh, I should just get surgery to lose 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:13.119 the weight. But apparently it months up your diet because 0:01:13.120 --> 0:01:14.920 it like shrinks your stomach. All you can eat is 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:16.720 like a tiny bit of chicken and then you're full. 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:18.600 We can get the banding I've looked into it, which 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:20.600 is literally like a ziplock around your stomach, and you 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:22.319 can undo it at any time, or you can get 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:27.000 your stomach removed. 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:34.039 Sorry, it's Chromatica released new Lady Gago album. You expect 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:36.319 me to just put that aside and focus on this show. 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:38.720 You haven't listened to it already? 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:41.840 I have like three times, really, and you expect me 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:45.360 to pause and dedicate my time to this show. No, 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:46.920 it's a big day for US fans. 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:49.560 Baby long No. 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:51.680 Sour Candy. 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:52.720 I love that ship. 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:56.120 Do you know how usually albums are released US time 0:01:56.200 --> 0:01:59.120 and Sydney time. That's like late afternoon, two pm or so. 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:02.840 I woke up and there was an Apple Music notification saying, oh, 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:05.520 Chromatica by Lady Gargo is now available. I was like, 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:06.760 excuse the fuck me? 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:07.640 Did you not know? 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:10.000 No? I didn't know what's coming out our time. It 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.560 was like coming out at midnight local time. So new 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:15.400 Zealand would have gotten at first, and as we record 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:17.840 right now, the US literally just got it. So I 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:19.839 woke up and I listened to it twice before work, 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:21.240 and I've just kind of had it on the background 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:22.240 all day, including right now. 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:25.440 There's a lot of energy for four am. Yeah, exactly, 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:27.720 black pink doing that thing. Yeah. 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:31.480 Hell anyway, So what actually were you doing? Obviously not wrong, 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:33.400 obviously not gastric band surgery. 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:36.000 No, I had a beautiful week off with my lovely 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:38.040 homosexual partner. It was fantastic. 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:40.160 He left the head partner at home. 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:42.120 Yeah I did. Yeah, she's she's in the basement for 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:45.320 the week. Poor Catherine, poor thing. She's studying. She's gonna 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:45.679 be a nurse. 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:50.040 When you said that, Serena. 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:55.080 Passed her tast because she's at UNI. Now. We had 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:57.560 a great time. We've spent His family have property of 0:02:57.680 --> 0:03:00.839 the Northern Sea region, so we still his parents hold 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:03.400 Really five bedrooms are to you? What then? Once you 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:04.960 fucked him? What are you gonna do with the others? 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:05.960 Did you have it to yourself? 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:07.880 And jagging? That was disgusting. We had the whole house 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:10.240 to ourselves, and the neighbors knew something was up. Because 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:12.560 it's a holiday home. Clearly no one's ever there. All 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:14.440 of a sudden there were these two guys buddy voguing 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:17.200 to rain on me and then they're like sticky beaking around. 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:19.960 I went on a run, yes, run one day. Oh 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:21.920 fucking that's very hilly in the Nelson Baiery and it 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:25.840 was horrendous pulmonary embolism. But I wasn't. I was running 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:28.120 back up the hill so puffed listening to some I 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:29.839 think it was rain on me that it came out 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:32.040 and the neighbors were cleaning in the garden and they 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:34.000 said something. You know, you're listening to music and all 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:37.119 you can hear is their mouth and I went, yes, 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:40.080 it's hot, isn't it. And then they shook their head 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:44.880 and went went yeah, and it's so hot. And they're like, no, pardon, 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:46.760 and I was like, oh god, you put the headphones 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:49.200 in and I jolted the other way. It was very like, 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:51.560 get out the hell they want. They wanted to kill us. 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:52.560 I got that vibe. 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:55.200 I don't like you to just like flee from awkward 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:57.800 social interactions. You usually thrive in that. 0:03:58.360 --> 0:04:00.440 Do you guys get kiss in this area? 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:03.760 That's the thought of behavior you'd expect from me. I'm 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:04.640 the awkward Mitch. 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:06.800 Yeah, you're very true, actually, but you. 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:08.640 Could have coped with that easily. Why are you so 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:09.960 rattled by the random neighbor. 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:12.480 So I love coastal towns because they'll listen to me, 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:13.960 you know what I mean, I make a booking. I'm like, oh, 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:15.720 I'd like to make a booking for two. She's like, 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:18.360 oh no, worries like, yeah, I'm uh. Do you ask 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:19.839 where I worked? 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:20.560 Oh? 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:22.800 Good, that's fine, I'll get their reservation. I had to 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:28.400 kiss Sorry. Oh I'm Mitch Midnight. Oh just Mitch Cheery 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:31.800 from Kids Nights. Sorry, she's hung up. That's just me. 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:35.239 I love coastal towns because it's a fresh start, fair enough. 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:37.360 It's like Ellen living in Monterey, you know how she 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:41.599 like has a coastal home. Because of the anonymity, No, 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:44.080 it's a fun fact. Only an Ellen fan wouldn't know. 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:46.880 The holiday was great, but that's about it. You know what. 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:47.800 I did miss you too? 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:49.080 Oh we missed you too. 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:50.599 And I'll be honest. When I saw the video with 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:58.000 Abih Slitfield, no, I was sorry. I don't language. I 0:04:58.040 --> 0:04:59.560 was jealous. Yeah, I'd love to. 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:01.440 Get her back. I feel like you too would get along. 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:03.320 She was great, She was good. 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:06.359 Actually she did follow me on Instagram, which is very nice. 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:08.520 That was a power move, you know. I'm like, you 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:11.720 follow your partner's x on Instagram and now move. I 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:13.279 felt like she did that to be like, I'm going 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:14.240 to fill in when you're sick. 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:16.640 Next She's like, I'm the talented feeling that brought in 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:19.760 all these new listeners. Yep, she's did a very successful episode. 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:22.080 That was she really did. But she actually was great, 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:23.520 So well done, Jenna. You stood up. We had a 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:25.880 comment saying I loved I loved more air time, more 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:27.080 cloud time from Jenna. 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:28.080 Yeah, I don't know why. 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:30.760 Well, we're doing Jenn's junk today, so plenty of Jenna 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:34.039 coming up right at junk. These are the ship bits 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:36.240 that we decided not to put in the podcast, and 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:38.640 then she rummages through the trash and brings them back 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:39.919 to us like a little ferret. 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:42.159 Correct. I actually think we should clarify because we do 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:43.839 iGEM's here on the show, and we didn't. We have 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:45.880 someone ride in and say that that in itself is 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:46.719 horribly confusing. 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:49.240 It's a whole thing I thought I've been saying to 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:52.520 you off air. We have to say every time we 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:55.800 introduce the show iGEM, is is it just me? That's 0:05:55.800 --> 0:05:59.000 what those letters stand for. I I JM. But you 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:00.240 never listened to me. 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:04.200 I think, I said, IM right, Yeah. 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:06.440 I think. And then we've maybe explained it once or twice. 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:08.599 Apparently plenty of people in our Facebook group have missed 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:10.760 it and only just realized that when we kick off 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:13.279 each week with an idgem, that's an is it just me? 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:15.440 Each not an idiom? No, you idiot? 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:16.600 No exactly, not. 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:18.960 Anyway, that's what we do. We start every week with 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:21.520 an is it just me? It's something we've noticed, something 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:23.880 we hate or appreciate. It feels good to say that again. 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:27.440 I'm back in the chair, DoLS. I think I'm gonna 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:29.000 start because this is something that happened to me on 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:32.920 my on my break and someone contacted me. But I 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:35.039 have met a couple of times and they asked me 0:06:35.120 --> 0:06:37.520 something that has shaken me to my core. 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:41.240 Okay, well, let's not muck around. Take it away, Bradley, Okay, 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:43.800 is it just me? 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:50.520 Is it inappropriate to ask someone to be a sperm 0:06:50.640 --> 0:06:56.320 donor in the middle of a global pandemic? What man, Janet, 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:59.600 don't you laugh. You might need some of my spunk 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:03.360 one day. You might have a leftover Mason jar. This 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:05.200 is the question. I don't know. Is it just me? 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:07.800 Or is this allowed? Or is this the thing that's appropriate? 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:13.160 Because over the break to a lovely, lovely gay couple 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:16.120 that I know I've only met once through kiss. They're 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:19.360 quite unquite fans of the station, not myself, Okay, they 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:22.080 messaged me. I had them on Facebook and they asked 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:23.480 me if i'd be their sperm doner. 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:27.240 That's wow, that's how do you bring that up with 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:28.040 someone exactly? 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:31.360 She DMed me, especially considering the last time we spoke 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:33.560 with her, asking how she wins ticket to Bloody jes 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:36.640 to show call thirteen one sixty five. You can also 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:37.160 have come. 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:40.160 That's so wild? Can I see the message? 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:40.840 Yeah, yeah you can. 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:41.600 I'll sanitize me. 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:43.600 Don't say don't say her name because. 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:44.280 Yeah, you know all good? 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:46.600 Could she randomly just message out of nowhere? 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:48.480 We had Mitch, can you get the date before that 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:50.440 and see how long it had been since we've spoken, 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:54.080 don't say her name? Anonymity? 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:57.440 Oh you haven't spoken for like two years? And then 0:07:57.480 --> 0:08:01.679 out of nowhere, God. Am I allowed to read the message. 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:03.200 Yeah, I just want to preface by saying, in no 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:04.960 way we shame you. I think it's amazing and I. 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:09.440 Love that it's a confronting message to no less. I 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:12.280 hope you're doing well. No, this is completely random message. 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:15.200 But we are in the process of starting a family 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:18.280 and looking for known donors, so we wanted to know 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:20.640 if you would consider being our donor. 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:21.760 Wow. 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:24.760 This would be done over a drink usually, but due 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:27.800 to the world going crazy, we have to ask through message. Right, Okay, 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:28.320 that makes sense. 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:29.280 She knew me, she'd buy me a. 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:36.680 We know this is a big thing to consider, but 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:40.119 thought we'd ask. Please don't think we will be insulted 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:41.760 if you say no any questions. 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:44.840 Let us know, lovely that they thought of me. 0:08:45.080 --> 0:08:47.720 What do they mean by you're a known donor. 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:51.600 Well, I think it's not like an anonymous sperm donor. 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:52.840 I'm assuming that's what they meant. 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:59.120 I am maybe you're on a website. 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:04.680 Someone who has a history of donating. Yeah, that's crazy though, 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:08.040 because I've always thought I got to get me some 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:10.880 leazy friends, because like, if I had to be really honest, 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:13.960 if I look into my future, the likelihood of me 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:17.520 having a partner who I want to like, adopt with 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:20.360 or like surrogate with. It doesn't seem like something that 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:23.240 I'm dead said on happening. So I've always thought the 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:26.200 way I might have kids, if at all, would be 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:29.360 being asked by a couple to, you know, do me 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:31.720 a bit. Yeah, and then I'd just be like a 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:33.920 part time father or whatever. You know, I don't actually 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:34.640 live with them and all that. 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:37.240 Let me send them your email and you can take 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:37.719 it from here. 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:40.120 I imagine if I became a father, Oh well, that's 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:40.520 what I thought. 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:41.640 I'd want to be fucking father. 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:43.320 I'd be a great father. 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:44.880 You would be good, and I'd be the fun that 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:47.120 we'd actually be good co parents. Not as a couple, 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:48.640 but we would we have a good balance. 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:50.760 You know, in the dark room, you could be mum, 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:54.280 It's yeah, that's true. 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:57.199 I anyway, I wanted to know how does this work? 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:59.840 Because do I just like, is there a clinic or 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:02.720 to say, because that don't cost money or to save 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:04.920 costs right for this young couple, Do I just like 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:06.679 do it into a Turkey base t and squirt it in. 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:09.160 I honestly don't know. So we have a friend of 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:11.280 the show. He works. It works at Kiss. He's Kyle 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:13.520 and Jackieoh's resident in house doctor doctor Kiss. 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:16.000 Oh yeah, of course with his real name again, doctor. 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:18.040 Sam hayas phone because his numbers on the. 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:20.360 Oh, you're gonna give me because I want to know. 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:23.040 How it works. What if we go to a clinic 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:24.439 and they go, yeah, just jake off into his cup, 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:26.760 but they provide straight porn, Like that's not gonna work. 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:30.280 He could be still at his practice, like actually being 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:31.880 a doctor. It's not just the media doctor. 0:10:32.600 --> 0:10:34.280 He writes for news dot com dot are You Kids, 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:36.200 Spot Body and soul are you? He's a health exp 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:36.920 all around. 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:40.959 Yeah, apparently he's the doctor in the jungle and it's 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:44.160 the lab. Yeah, he's like behind the scenes that I 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:45.320 forgot whenever they're filming. 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:48.439 For You Have Child, Sam Hay. 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:49.440 Maybe I'm making that out. 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:53.199 Hey Sam, it's it's Mitch, Mitch and Jenna. 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:55.480 How are you great? Thank you? 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:56.960 How are you guys so good? 0:10:56.960 --> 0:10:58.719 I've only just found out your real name too. I 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:00.440 thought you were actually doctor Kiss the hell? 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:04.080 Oh really, no, doctor Sam, but you know doctor Kiss 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:05.280 here and there imagine. 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:07.880 That was his Christian name, Dr Kiss with two eyes 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:11.760 that would have just been great. Would good planner? Thank 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:14.320 you for coming on with such short notice. I'm in 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:16.480 a bit of a conundrum. I need help. I've been 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:18.920 approached by I mean, I guess I can say a friend, 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:22.760 someone i've met once and her lovely partner. They've messaged 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:25.160 me out of the blue, haven't spoken to them in 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:28.439 a year, and they've asked if I would consider donating 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:31.160 my sperm so that they could have a baby. 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:32.280 Excellent. 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:39.520 Well, I'm terrible. I don't know. First of all, I 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:40.920 don't know where I sit with it, but I want 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:42.520 to know how it works, Like do you genuine like 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:44.680 can we just do it together? Can I go to 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:47.000 their house and you know, do it in a pyrect. 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:47.920 That you're going to have to read? 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:49.920 Well, I might have to have that could be a 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:51.199 cheap way to get out of it. I don't know 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:52.720 if you have to pay for it. How does it 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:57.679 normally work? The doctor kiss when this sort of thing happens. 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:59.839 Well, there are lots of ways that it could happen, 0:11:59.880 --> 0:12:03.720 and I've certainly known of groups of couples who have 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:09.280 literally got the mail to let's say, put the ice 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:12.760 cream into a container and then they get a turkey 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:17.000 based and literally stuck some of it up and word 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:18.520 it in there. 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:21.800 We go, Oh my god, So do they do that 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:24.280 just at home? No medical people involved, This is their 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:25.920 own DIY. 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:29.160 I have definitely heard of couples doing that because I mean, look, 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:32.479 let's break it down to the act of sex, of intercourse. 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:36.120 That's basically all that's happening. That the old fella is 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:38.760 brashing and crashing around and the way things go. So 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:43.000 it is very achievable for people to do it in 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:47.160 the warmth of their home and see how things go. 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:47.520 You know. 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:52.120 Obviously, though, you've got to consider doing that every cycle, 0:12:52.840 --> 0:12:57.960 and when couples are trying to get pregnant, we're looking 0:12:57.960 --> 0:13:01.080 they're generally looking at trying to have sex every second day, 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:04.000 at least through the middle of the cycle, when it's 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:07.079 most more likely that that eggs being released. 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:08.880 Oh yeah, because you might not get her pregnant the 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:09.480 first time. 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:13.680 That's right. You could be could be dropping off a 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:15.000 regular deposit for them. 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:17.120 I couldn't just you know, give them maybe like a 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:19.920 month's worth in like a you know, and they might 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:21.800 be able to freeze it and defrost it like your 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:23.840 chicken breasts before you have a start from it, like 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:24.680 Planet of. 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:27.000 The Challenges, It's not going to last well in the 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:32.040 fridge are you freezing it? So it's going to be 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:34.920 a one use only each time. 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:37.680 So say, for example, you go the other route, which 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:40.080 is professional. Are there clinics where I can like go 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:42.600 and do it like in a room and give me 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:45.440 like pornography to do it? Is that the official way? 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:48.920 Look, I don't think you have to be as literally 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:51.520 as do it in their in their venue, but but 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:53.520 from time to time they probably do ask you to. 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:56.400 In general, you would do it at home and you've 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:58.640 got to get it to them keep it warm, so 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:02.240 blokes literally keep you know, keep the little container down 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:05.920 their pants or underneath their armpit and take it in 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:07.800 within the hour and they process it. 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:13.600 She's like, imagine if the perspects bloody smashed under your 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:17.400 arm pit, that'd be the bowelst thing. Ever, So I 0:14:17.400 --> 0:14:19.240 don't know if this is a question for you or 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:23.000 a lawyer, but would Mitch be hypothetically listed as the 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:25.640 father on the birth certificate or is it would there 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:26.600 be two mothers on there? 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:31.480 Ah, I'm really not sure about that. I think it 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:36.880 all depends on how how that process is done with 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:42.240 regard to is it done as an anonymous therm donor 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:46.320 or not. There are lots of legalities around all of that, 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:48.960 probably different in different states as well. 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:52.400 Yeah, that's true. That's something you have to think about, Mitch, 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:55.600 because if things turn sour and you are legally the father, 0:14:55.680 --> 0:14:57.480 they could like get a lot of money out of 0:14:57.480 --> 0:14:58.040 you in the court. 0:14:58.200 --> 0:15:00.080 Yeah, and then you know when they turn eighteen and 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:01.760 they could just come barking up my tree. 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:04.440 Right, I mean I don't know. I really don't know 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:06.560 how it works. This is a whole new world. But hey, 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:08.840 at least we know how you deliver. 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:12.000 Yeah, have a donation, invest in a bay Marine and 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:15.760 just keep it on the heat. And oh god, all right, 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:18.440 sorry doctor kiss probably in the middle of your meal. 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:21.280 I appreciate the call. You've You've really cleared it up 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:22.360 for us. Thank you. 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:24.960 Good luck, mate, It's very exciting times for you. 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:27.840 Would you be godfather? I don't know if he's at 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:29.480 my right to ask, I don't know. See, it's all 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:36.800 confusing us. See Bye's lovely, isn't he. 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:39.280 See that's where it gets complex because you probably would 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:41.200 need to get a lawyer involved because if like in 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:43.800 my mind, you know how I said that my ideal 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:46.040 world is that like I am technically the father, I'm 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:48.560 allowed in their life. I'd go to the performance nights, 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:50.440 I'd go to the assemblies all that stuff, but like 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:52.560 I wouldn't be with them five nights a week. I'd 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:54.880 be able to visit and you know, do birthdays and 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:58.480 stuff like that, all that, but you'd have to actually 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:00.720 get something in writing, wouldn't you be. It's like, what 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:03.200 if they decide that I'm not doing enough and then 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:05.200 I'm like, well, I thought that I was doing this 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:06.600 is what I was going to do all along. They 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:08.280 decide he's not doing enough, we need more money. 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:08.760 Like it makes it. 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:11.000 Actually it could become very complex. 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:13.840 But see all jokes aside, like it is a serious thing. 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:15.840 And if they're listening, I love them. I don't want 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:17.360 them to think we're making fun of them. I'm just 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:22.360 going through my own thought process. Yeah, I actually don't 0:16:22.360 --> 0:16:23.600 think they want me to be involved at all. I 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:26.680 think they want me from my little sperm. Well they're 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:29.640 normal sized. Actually they want me for my sperm, and 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:34.200 that's it. I'd imagine I sign all sort of not ownership, 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:36.680 but I'd sign everything away and I'd have no contact 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:37.160 with the baby. 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:38.760 I don't think you would be able to do that, 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:41.560 especially if you know them. You'd be instagram stalking all 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:45.200 the time, being like where is little Jeoffrey? So did 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:46.160 you end up replying to them? 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:49.000 Or what I did reply? And I just replied saying 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:52.520 after three days she bumped it like she was buying 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:59.960 a used grill off bloody Facebook marketplace, and I l negotiable. 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:03.360 Now you don't have come up to ten bucks. She said, hey, X, 0:17:03.400 --> 0:17:04.840 how are you? And we had a little b a 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:07.480 small talk. Then I just said, hey, look, I've thought 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:10.040 about it, and I've spoken with my partner. Although I 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:11.760 would have loved to help you guys out and starting 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:14.240 a family, it's something we'd maybe consider a few used 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:16.680 down the track, but not something i'd be comfortable doing currently. 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:19.120