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Speaker 3: Has ever sect rex up in the Everyone Relax, I
Speaker 3: know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: I'm a pro.
Speaker 3: Next three hours, I'm complete control. There is a goschool
Speaker 3: holiday started yesterday and my dad on the edge of
Speaker 3: the best of times. I came home yesterday at midday.
Speaker 2: Still in their beds, still in the beds.
Speaker 3: I could go in there and do the old thing,
Speaker 3: opening up the windows, beautiful day.
Speaker 2: Out there, beautiful day, get out of the bed. You're
Speaker 2: not going to do this every day for next color weeks.
Speaker 2: Midday they're still in bed.
Speaker 4: But my question is, and they haven't they been at
Speaker 4: home home schooling anyway, So is it really different than
Speaker 4: being on school holiday.
Speaker 3: Because then they still have to go and sit in
Speaker 3: front of some dreary old laptop and learn, you know,
Speaker 3: do a day at school online. Didn't get out of
Speaker 3: bed till midday then they come out there, especially if
Speaker 3: you stay in bed that long, even as an adult.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't remember the last time I stayed
Speaker 3: a bit midday, not even my honeymoon. It wasn't in
Speaker 3: bedbine at mid day. You feel wrecked, don't you. They're
Speaker 3: like zombies when they come there. They're all moody and pooy.
Speaker 3: And I go listening to water door this one the way, Yes,
Speaker 3: you why we want the dog you walway.
Speaker 2: I've been at work that finished hours ago.
Speaker 4: I've done a full day's work.
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly at midday, and so do they expect you
Speaker 3: to do anything?
Speaker 2: Yet they're going like, what's a lung?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 2: What are you going to make me?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: No, it's endless.
Speaker 2: God, I've got another couple of weeks in this.
Speaker 3: And the thing is this week at least, I'm not
Speaker 3: there the worst time, which is the morning, right, I
Speaker 3: can eat out a couple of hours here and then
Speaker 3: come back around midday next week.
Speaker 2: I'm in that house.
Speaker 3: I'm off next week, trapped like Colonel Abraham's trapped and
Speaker 3: I can't get out. I trapped in that and that
Speaker 3: with those girls. I may not survive. You drive by
Speaker 3: my plate and my head's on a steak. You don't
Speaker 3: be surprised they've finally done. They've been a mutiny and
Speaker 3: overthrown us.
Speaker 4: Anytime we're looking forward to the break, yours is like
Speaker 4: the in perse Like I'm looking forward to the holiday,
Speaker 4: but yours is like intense.
Speaker 2: This is the holiday intense. It's more work, it is.
Speaker 6: It is so much more work.
Speaker 2: Don't you find yourself saying to Chris, I say.
Speaker 3: Is that running a hotel? It is ready for the
Speaker 3: lunch shift. That's done, You clear the plates away. You
Speaker 3: got to start prepping for dinner.
Speaker 6: I have to wait for them to both go on
Speaker 6: their lunch break to vacuum, or I get snarled at.
Speaker 2: Day ten on now to go on to ze. Tough times,
Speaker 2: tough times, tough times.
Speaker 3: And actually, when you when you think that right, ask
Speaker 3: our holidays. During the breaks from school, we didn't have
Speaker 3: my dad or mom. They were both at work. They
Speaker 3: had actual jobs. I mean, there's some sort of itinery
Speaker 3: laid out for me.
Speaker 4: You go outside and ride your bike.
Speaker 3: I would go, I don't want to see you until
Speaker 3: tea time. They would actually throw you out the house.
Speaker 2: You know, I hang around here today. They might actually
Speaker 2: say cut.
Speaker 3: I remember my mum would just insist that we had
Speaker 3: to do before I left the house was have an
Speaker 3: entire glass of milk.
Speaker 2: You remember that used to make you just I'll.
Speaker 3: Get glass him out there and get out my bike
Speaker 3: at like nine am or milky in my tummy like
Speaker 3: a cow, just driving off with dinner. My mum believes
Speaker 3: that basically it will protect me from no cycling helmets,
Speaker 3: no no seat bolts and managering cars. But if he's
Speaker 3: got our fleet of milking him, that will protect him
Speaker 3: from anything until dinner time.
Speaker 4: He'll be right.
Speaker 2: Gets start.
Speaker 7: We don't want to see the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: So I've asked Patsy this week, Well, you know, we
Speaker 3: saw a lot of mums and dads are all going to.
Speaker 2: Have to be googling fun things to do in Lockdown.
Speaker 4: Don't forget the pet rock.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, so other than paint rock and attendants to
Speaker 3: pets are the fun things to do in Lockdown. I
Speaker 3: guarantee mums and dwn Toll be googling that over the
Speaker 3: next two weeks. Desperately, I v asked Patsy to keep
Speaker 3: a day to day diary this week with a little daughter, Audrey,
Speaker 3: how they go on a lockdown. So you've got a
Speaker 3: couple of little audio excerpts here, Patsy, do you want
Speaker 3: to take us through them?
Speaker 4: All?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 6: Well, thank goodness, playgrounds are open. So we went to
Speaker 6: the playground yesterday, not once, but twice were.
Speaker 3: There to see you again. How good were those swings
Speaker 3: early today?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know what we're doing though, because it's so am
Speaker 3: I the only one thinking we should go to the
Speaker 3: slides again right now?
Speaker 2: I'm just going to say it. I'm just going to
Speaker 2: put it out there.
Speaker 6: There's so many new housing estates out our way that
Speaker 6: I'm changing them up. I'm putting them on rotation, so
Speaker 6: we go to a different playground each time.
Speaker 2: You're on some sort of watch lists.
Speaker 3: I mean, I've heard people going on a pub crawl,
Speaker 3: the playground crawl, swings.
Speaker 2: In this merry go.
Speaker 3: Round it so oil, whoamost too much on that now?
Speaker 2: And flying up, flying down?
Speaker 6: Anyway, we were barely there five minutes yesterday day and
Speaker 6: this happened.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry the wrong and.
Speaker 6: We're back in the park just for something different the
Speaker 6: second time today, having funds.
Speaker 2: How could you possibly be hungry?
Speaker 1: You've just had lunch.
Speaker 2: A couple of things about you.
Speaker 6: It doesn't just always hungry.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that Base Camp five at Mount Madres,
Speaker 3: it's a freely working playground.
Speaker 2: Why is it so windlid?
Speaker 5: Just for something different to.
Speaker 4: The one of those old biplanes.
Speaker 6: It was very windy on that day. Oh yeah, she's
Speaker 6: going across the tightrope anyway. Then later in the day,
Speaker 6: the love God felt like he could break out of
Speaker 6: the house. He's been working at home since March, so
Speaker 6: he came with us for the second visit. Only you
Speaker 6: know what it's like. Christian is a father in the
Speaker 6: late forties, right, you think you can still do both?
Speaker 2: He just say, father forties, nearly.
Speaker 4: Fifty year old.
Speaker 6: Father thinks that you can still do all the tricks.
Speaker 6: And he was trying to show Audrey on the swings
Speaker 6: how he used to like jump off the swing.
Speaker 2: And I can't be getting on them these days.
Speaker 3: And there's nothing to see in her down Go watch
Speaker 3: they've still got to do in the old rocket for.
Speaker 4: Anyway.
Speaker 2: Have a listen. I've been practicing how to fly.
Speaker 9: Told me how to do it, and I can't do it,
Speaker 9: so I'm practicing.
Speaker 6: I used to love the swings. When I was your age,
Speaker 6: push your legs out or pump your legs fly.
Speaker 2: I have a strategy.
Speaker 10: That what he is?
Speaker 8: Strategy?
Speaker 11: What's your strategy? This?
Speaker 10: Oh got to get a little bit of a swing up?
Speaker 9: Yeah, oh, get very little warned.
Speaker 6: Used to be able to fly in the air, but
Speaker 6: now just kind of plumps.
Speaker 2: That was his tense.
Speaker 3: How many kids have said, watch me fly and the
Speaker 3: next thing you see, he's in flying to ICU.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what I had some John's on stand
Speaker 6: by yesterday. Anyway, this new playground we went to, they've
Speaker 6: got this rocket ship thing. So it stands about I
Speaker 6: don't know, three feet off the ground. It's like a
Speaker 6: metal structure, like an upside down and they.
Speaker 3: Tell all you sort of bug eyed in bred locals,
Speaker 3: it's a real rocket ship, don't they.
Speaker 2: This is the one near a Armstrong went in.
Speaker 6: And it spins.
Speaker 3: Chris thought, he can come see the speaking rocket it's
Speaker 3: that way out west.
Speaker 6: I don't think that's designed. Feed us stand on the
Speaker 6: rocket ship.
Speaker 12: Daddy stop.
Speaker 2: Sad he take that down. Chriss up on the rocket ship.
Speaker 4: It's getting white.
Speaker 6: His vertigo started. His head was spinning and spinning and
Speaker 6: He's like odds off the ship.
Speaker 2: Stop the ship.
Speaker 4: This is going week, just imagining all the kids because
Speaker 4: you can hear other kids in the background have to
Speaker 4: line up while Chris equipment exactly.
Speaker 6: What it was like, Jack humiliating.
Speaker 3: All right, more of Patsy's audio diary tomorrow. That was great, Patsy,
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 7: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: On today's show.
Speaker 3: Then we've got three topic Tuesday we should be getting
Speaker 3: into after seven o'clock and then after this morning we
Speaker 3: are surprising. Shane Warn came in a close second snap
Speaker 3: in the Hills of Ricky Gibets Who is your winner?
Speaker 3: Yesterday at the end of Who's Conning? Christian, We're surprising
Speaker 3: Warning this morning he's in England for the last couple
Speaker 3: days where he moves on Toubai with the comment with
Speaker 3: the cricket and we just got some good news with
Speaker 3: Shane Warn, which you can hear just after eight o'clock
Speaker 3: this morning.
Speaker 4: Have you guys heard about this flight to nowhere? Quantas
Speaker 4: has sold tickets to essentially a flight that takes off
Speaker 4: in Sydney and lands in Sydney.
Speaker 2: You go on a car trip with your dad. You
Speaker 2: just got a look plane trip.
Speaker 4: Scenic flight because they're worried. Well, it worked because it's
Speaker 4: told out in ten minutes.
Speaker 2: So what do you do? Take off for it? We'll
Speaker 2: just do a couple laps of Sydney or no.
Speaker 4: It goes six to seven hour flight, goes around Ularu,
Speaker 4: the Great Barrier Reef, then comes back down over Sydney Harbor.
Speaker 2: Do you know I'd love to get just to fly
Speaker 2: around again and just you.
Speaker 3: Realize all these things that we could do that we
Speaker 3: took for granted anyway and just moaned about how long
Speaker 3: is you could get to the airport beforehand?
Speaker 2: You really miss them, like flying.
Speaker 3: I trying to think which is the thing I'll enjoy
Speaker 3: the most when we can, which we will be able
Speaker 3: to at some point at some point when we can,
Speaker 3: whether we're actually getting on a plane with the anticipation
Speaker 3: of a new holiday, or being able to move around
Speaker 3: anywhere in the country, or for my wife and I
Speaker 3: going to see our parents hopefully next year in our England,
Speaker 3: or whether it be like live music, you know, imagine
Speaker 3: the next live gig we all go to see how
Speaker 3: much what the atmosphere is going to be like for
Speaker 3: the band performing there and everyone there. What do you
Speaker 3: think you're If it was one thing you could pick,
Speaker 3: whether it was getting on a plane, going out to
Speaker 3: rest or going to see a band live, what would
Speaker 3: it be.
Speaker 4: Well, wouldn't definitely wouldn't be getting on a plane just
Speaker 4: for the fun of being on a plane, because I
Speaker 4: kind of hated the flight was the annoying part to me.
Speaker 4: I think it'd be live music again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is for me. What's it for you, Percy?
Speaker 7: Me?
Speaker 6: It's planning a holiday, having that freedom to be able to,
Speaker 6: you know, plan something and then look forward to it
Speaker 6: for months before you go and get on the plane.
Speaker 6: That whole expectation and freedom.
Speaker 3: We've actually booked hotels to a hotel up in Byron Bay.
Speaker 3: We're driving up there if the borders are open.
Speaker 6: For somehow Yeah, how long is that drive?
Speaker 2: A long time?
Speaker 4: Yeah? We tried to ride trip up there once and
Speaker 4: we only got as far as Sydney and then came back.
Speaker 3: A high chance of us not even just getting out
Speaker 3: of Melbourne, to be honest.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: In America, the a baseball player called Mike Trout. Mike
Speaker 3: Trout does not sound like an American major baseball start,
Speaker 3: does he? Mike feels like a made up name of
Speaker 3: like a British TV detective from the seventies.
Speaker 2: Trout. Mike Trout does not feel like someone successful, does it.
Speaker 3: But he's a megastar in Major League Baseball, so much
Speaker 3: so that his autograph is now the world's most expensive
Speaker 3: sports autograph. It's just been sold for five point two
Speaker 3: million dollars, shouting records in the sports world. I've had
Speaker 3: a look at other valuable autographs, right, so his is
Speaker 3: five point two million?
Speaker 4: How can that be because can you just sign another one?
Speaker 2: I think it's because it's signed his original sports cards.
Speaker 3: You know, you can trade him in America in a
Speaker 3: worth a lot of money, like his original card for
Speaker 3: when he first joined the La Angel. So five point
Speaker 3: two million. I was looking at other highly valued autographs.
Speaker 3: Jimmy Hendrix contractors record contract is worth half a million dollars.
Speaker 3: John Lennon's Murderer Assigned Beatles album? Who the hell paid
Speaker 3: a million for that? There are some strange gooulish people
Speaker 3: out there out there. George Washington's Act of Congress that's
Speaker 3: worth twenty million, signed copy. I signed a newspaper signed
Speaker 3: by John F.
Speaker 2: Kennedy.
Speaker 3: It's worth eighty thousand dollars. We should do a phony
Speaker 3: one day about newspapers you've kept. My wife has a
Speaker 3: whole trunk full of newspapers that she's.
Speaker 4: Kept interesting stories or no significant dates days.
Speaker 3: So the day we got married, the day Princess Diana died,
Speaker 3: nine to eleven newspapers. Well, there are actually really interesting.
Speaker 3: When we're showing the kids some of them, even some
Speaker 3: of the adverts, just to just so much of the
Speaker 3: time the language and them changes. Have you guys got
Speaker 3: any autographs, any significant autographs?
Speaker 4: Not any longer I had. I used to go down
Speaker 4: to Windy Hill to watch the bombers train all the
Speaker 4: time and hang on the fence and get Kevin Sheedy's
Speaker 4: autograph on Matthew Lloyd or James Hurd. But I don't
Speaker 4: have not kept leep them.
Speaker 2: Oh dear, oh dear. I've got a couple.
Speaker 6: I've got Chris Isaac from a concert we saw him
Speaker 6: at Atchelong And I've got Fonzie. Henry Winkler was in
Speaker 6: what I worked at.
Speaker 3: Henry Henry Winkler one of the nicest guys that ever interviewed,
Speaker 3: such a nice guy.
Speaker 2: How come we go Chris? So the gig? Were you
Speaker 2: doing one of those radio meet and greet before her?
Speaker 6: I can't remember. We got his guitar pick as well.
Speaker 6: He threw it out to the crowd and we caught it.
Speaker 6: I think he did a meet and greet at the end,
Speaker 6: but it wasn't because I was in radio. I think
Speaker 6: he was just he's such a nice guy, Chris Izak.
Speaker 4: You hang around the backstage door waiting.
Speaker 3: She wasn't say to go and interview Brian Adams. Did
Speaker 3: you turn up with like a load of his finals?
Speaker 2: She did.
Speaker 6: I had a new I had a new album of
Speaker 6: his and the Get Up Album, and I was just
Speaker 6: so overwhelmed and so overcome by him.
Speaker 2: Fainted twice.
Speaker 6: Didn't I needed my smelling songs? But it just seemed
Speaker 6: really trashy. It did not seem appropriate for me to say, oh.
Speaker 3: I think you know what, these people they're lucky that
Speaker 3: we care about them. I don't think he would have,
Speaker 3: especially if you're signing vinyl.
Speaker 4: I feel like that that truth. I do regret it.
Speaker 6: I even took the sharpie and everything, but you know what,
Speaker 6: I came away from that not wanting anymore I got
Speaker 6: a couple of kisses, a couple of cuddles and breath talking.
Speaker 3: I don't want to came away with what I wanted,
Speaker 3: a couple of cuddles and a kiss. Imagine if let's
Speaker 3: just say I met Suzanne Hoffs and I came away
Speaker 3: what I wanted, a couple of cuddles and a kiss.
Speaker 3: It's a creepy story. Creepy right, this is today's phone in.
Speaker 3: Is it about cuddles? You've got off celebrities? Okay, celebrity cuddles?
Speaker 3: Whose autograph?
Speaker 4: Do you have points for celebrities another day?
Speaker 2: Yes, celebrity cuddles.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: I remember someone context and every is everything in life.
Speaker 3: I remember someone asking me to sign an autograph. But
Speaker 3: the thing was this this young guy. It was two
Speaker 3: o'clock in the afternoon, in the middle of the streets
Speaker 3: in London. He had no top on, just jeans onign trainers.
Speaker 3: He was arrested, handcuffed. Recognized me as I was walking
Speaker 3: past the thinking who the hell is that car crash?
Speaker 3: He goes hey, he was off his face, listen, hey
Speaker 3: a pen Can I get your autograph? And I was
Speaker 3: I'll send you something to the prison. If Hee was
Speaker 3: judging me by association listener, you can't wait.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for listening mate.
Speaker 3: Bye wos you've done all right well this morning that
Speaker 3: we want you to give us a call nine four
Speaker 3: one one oh four three?
Speaker 2: Whose autograph do you have? Whose autograph have you got? Martin? Here?
Speaker 2: You got a great one?
Speaker 12: Yeah, Hi, I've got Muhammad Alou's autograph.
Speaker 3: Oh the greatest, not just one of the greatest boxes
Speaker 3: and box of all tom, but one the great sportsman.
Speaker 2: How did you get that?
Speaker 12: I was living in l I. I was eighty five
Speaker 12: and I was at Lax waiting for someone, and it's
Speaker 12: one of my friends pointed at that there was Muhammad
Speaker 12: Ali checking in. So I went over and gave him
Speaker 12: a business card and he signed the back of it,
Speaker 12: and I have it laminated and locked up in my
Speaker 12: safe at home.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: What a great thing to have for just an amazing
Speaker 3: athlete and amazing human being as well.
Speaker 2: What was he like?
Speaker 12: Oh he was, he was fantastic. He was there by himself,
Speaker 12: he didn't have an entourage. He was checking in and
Speaker 12: the Skycaps and the Porter guys were around him. He
Speaker 12: had a lot of twenties anytime anyone touched his bag
Speaker 12: or helped him. He gave him a tip shaping up
Speaker 12: to people, grabbing people in headlocks, rubbing their head.
Speaker 5: It was just it was just awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what a guy. That's amazing.
Speaker 5: Taking him.
Speaker 12: I must have taken him about forty minutes to get
Speaker 12: to the gate with everybody stopping him.
Speaker 2: And you know how a because.
Speaker 1: Him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he would have had to plan more time just
Speaker 3: so he could chut to everyone and give everyone a
Speaker 3: bit of time. How amazing, Mars, And that's a great one.
Speaker 12: And I also had Aussie Joe Bugners too. I sat
Speaker 12: next to him on a plane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got the same Even Joe Bugner would agree
Speaker 2: with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 12: But the thing about Aussie Joe was she did go
Speaker 12: fifteen round Muhammad Alui and he went fifteen rounds with
Speaker 12: Joe Frasier.
Speaker 2: Yeah he did. Yeah, all right, Martin, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: She killed me. Take care, no problem, okay, Katie, good morning,
Speaker 2: Good a guys, how are you We're good? Whose autograph
Speaker 2: have you got?
Speaker 8: I have a signed photo of Bertie White and her
Speaker 8: pet dog Pontiac.
Speaker 2: And did you meet her to get this and take
Speaker 2: your photo over? No?
Speaker 12: I didn't I'm just like, I'm a big fan of Betty.
Speaker 8: And this was probably about maybe ten years ago when
Speaker 8: she was like push like around ninety. Now she's probably
Speaker 8: closer to one hundred. I thought it might be good
Speaker 8: to it might be worth something once she passes, but
Speaker 8: she is still kicking along. But it actually it's it's
Speaker 8: pretty unique because that actually says dear Steve. Very uu
Speaker 8: Betty and Pontiac.
Speaker 4: So where'd you get it?
Speaker 8: Just sounded on e Bay. I probably played about seventy
Speaker 8: bucks for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, how do you know it's it's from
Speaker 3: Betty and it says dear Steve.
Speaker 13: Because I have it.
Speaker 8: It says like I had a picture of it, and
Speaker 8: I was like, even though it says, do you steve it?
Speaker 8: It might be worth something one day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, certainly there might be a rich Betty White fan.
Speaker 4: That she passes away.
Speaker 3: And Katie Katy sound a little bit frustrated that she
Speaker 3: was still win Katie's words, kicking along that damn Betty
Speaker 3: White getting away that superannuation.
Speaker 2: You've got sat.
Speaker 3: There all right, Katie, if you've a tune in one
Speaker 3: day and phats is going Sandy's today, Betty White has passed.
Speaker 2: Away Steve Katie awesome called take care of mate.
Speaker 8: Thanks mate, Bye bye.
Speaker 2: Andrew, good morning, Good morning guys. Whose autograph you've got? Andrew,
Speaker 2: I've got.
Speaker 11: All four beetles on a bit of paper.
Speaker 2: How did you get that? I mean, that's that's amazing.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, me old man. He's one of his best mates.
Speaker 11: Used to work at the Savoy Hotel where they was
Speaker 11: a Savoy where they stayed when they were in Melbourne.
Speaker 11: And yeah, just as him. Yeah, he's made to grab
Speaker 11: him get the autographs for him and he got them
Speaker 11: all on one bit of paper and brought it back
Speaker 11: to him.
Speaker 2: So yeah, and so your dad still has this, Yeah, we.
Speaker 11: Still got it. Yeah, he's got did a frame in
Speaker 11: a plastic you know, in a couple of zip hop
Speaker 11: bags in a safe home.
Speaker 3: Also, he must he must have it valued because you
Speaker 3: need insurance that don't be worth.
Speaker 11: I know, we got no idea where to start with
Speaker 11: all that sort of stuff. You need to get a valued,
Speaker 11: certified and all that. He's also got Joanie o'keef signed
Speaker 11: records and photos and all that sort of stuff, and
Speaker 11: he's got it. He's got a couple of them.
Speaker 3: So yeah, you've got to wait for Antie's roadshows come
Speaker 3: back to Australia, because I now.
Speaker 2: It came out in a couple of years ago.
Speaker 3: You need to wait until they all come back in
Speaker 3: a couple of years and take it along, all right, Andrew,
Speaker 3: thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: On today's show.
Speaker 3: Then in about ten minutes time, we'll be getting into
Speaker 3: three to it Tuesday when we run three phone ins
Speaker 3: at the same time, and.
Speaker 2: As always, your calls, your stories are the star.
Speaker 3: We've got some great ones this morning of high hopes,
Speaker 3: so one of them is going to take off Jill
Speaker 3: next down, and also after eight o'clock we're going to
Speaker 3: be surprising Shane Warn. We've got some good news for
Speaker 3: Shane Warn. Yesterday we now still win a your winner
Speaker 3: of Who's Calling Christian, and I think you managed to
Speaker 3: get own over fifty three fifty four celebrities to cool
Speaker 3: the show in two weeks, which is extraordinary and the
Speaker 3: whole thing driven by you guys, so thank you very
Speaker 3: much for that. Ricky Gervase won the vote, so he
Speaker 3: wins the money for his charity, which is a dog's charity.
Speaker 3: And we've got some good news in ours time for
Speaker 3: it Shane Warn and his charity as well. But before that,
Speaker 3: for any of that. One of the things which Schopelly
Speaker 3: you enjoyed was terrifying at times for us was the question.
Speaker 3: And so everyone who came on air, whether that was
Speaker 3: the Prime Minister scomo. I still can't believe he called
Speaker 3: the show and went scam.
Speaker 2: Nobody.
Speaker 3: You might say, it's the Prime Minister of Australia. You know,
Speaker 3: I didn't realize he'd come on. I actually thought still
Speaker 3: to believe it someone putting on a voice. But anyway,
Speaker 3: they would leave us a question, and some people did
Speaker 3: this better than other people. Some questions were terrible. Paul Feennick,
Speaker 3: will halt me for a long time. What's the worst
Speaker 3: fart you've done?
Speaker 2: That's it? I mean, yeah, so we never knew what question.
Speaker 3: Ronan Eaton started this which with with you know, as
Speaker 3: a charming irishman, with do you do you wipe with
Speaker 3: you left the right hand?
Speaker 2: Anyway, over the.
Speaker 3: Two weeks, all the various celebrities, we've cobbled together the
Speaker 3: questions and the answers that would go from a question
Speaker 3: from one celebrity, the next celebrity had to answer that one.
Speaker 3: Then punt up their next question, it would carry on.
Speaker 3: Here's how it sounded. I hope you enjoyed. Who's calling Christian?
Speaker 7: We did comre and Christian's Roland.
Speaker 12: My question is when you wipe, do you use your left.
Speaker 10: Hand or your race?
Speaker 14: It's Ryan McNaught aka the Brickman.
Speaker 1: I'm a lefty.
Speaker 15: When you're growing up?
Speaker 14: What was your favorite toy Christians?
Speaker 5: Joel Soward here from the Geelong Cats. I used to
Speaker 5: sleep with the football. I would like to know who
Speaker 5: they would like.
Speaker 9: To sing at half time during the AFL graand final. Hi, Christian,
Speaker 9: this is Amy Shark.
Speaker 2: This didn't Clinic two.
Speaker 9: Cover band that play in the valley in Brisbane. I
Speaker 9: used to watch them all the time.
Speaker 2: We need a question from you for the next person
Speaker 2: that gives us a call.
Speaker 9: If they were going to train at a karate do jo,
Speaker 9: would they train with the Cobra kayas or would they
Speaker 9: train with me?
Speaker 5: And gooday, Christian, it's Shane Warn calling here. Big he's
Speaker 5: the man, He's a legend, so it's definitely out of
Speaker 5: the agi all right.
Speaker 3: And what is the question from you? Shane Warn? For
Speaker 3: the next person that gives us a call.
Speaker 5: There's so many wonderful teams in the Wacky races, But
Speaker 5: if you had to support one of them, would you
Speaker 5: support the Anhill mob or the Army Surplus special.
Speaker 10: My name? He said?
Speaker 9: More than a really really, if you had a super power,
Speaker 9: what would it be and what would you use it for?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 5: Christian's team paigns, but he would look a super pale
Speaker 5: that would you might let kids do exactly what I say.
Speaker 8: Gets Carold Falcon from Big Cat Rescue.
Speaker 2: And Tiger King, Tiger King, Tiger King.
Speaker 9: If you could come back as any animal or human,
Speaker 9: who would you come back or what would you come
Speaker 9: back as?
Speaker 5: Good day, Christian, It's Kristian Patraka, someone.
Speaker 4: Who probably rules the rules the water world, I reckon,
Speaker 4: probably adultphin I reckon.
Speaker 5: My question is if you were stuck in an alavator
Speaker 5: with someone for twenty four hours, who would you stuck with?
Speaker 8: Hi there, Christians, this is Tims and West and I
Speaker 8: was the original Linda Twist from the Round the Twist
Speaker 8: series and I sung with thanks you, I reckon, the
Speaker 8: Queen of England.
Speaker 3: Would be twenty four hours, absolutely absolutely fascinating.
Speaker 2: Good morning there, Christian.
Speaker 5: It's Bill Bailey phoning from London.
Speaker 15: If you suddenly found.
Speaker 3: Out that your dog could speak right, what would be
Speaker 3: the first question you'd ask you?
Speaker 12: Christian?
Speaker 10: Christian?
Speaker 12: Christian?
Speaker 10: It's David Taylan here. I would say, muscle, are you
Speaker 10: really like stupid?
Speaker 5: Or are you just in hustling? As always?
Speaker 12: Just how many deeps do you need to go on
Speaker 12: with someone before.
Speaker 5: It's appropriate to break.
Speaker 15: Wind in front of them?
Speaker 9: Hello, Christian, this is Emma from the Wiggles.
Speaker 12: Ah.
Speaker 9: He clearly didn't know that I was going to take
Speaker 9: that question.
Speaker 16: That's a really hard question.
Speaker 1: What about you? What's what's your appropriate?
Speaker 2: Don't you touch the question to me? Emma? The question
Speaker 2: is for you, Emma Wiggle.
Speaker 3: You're pro that it's not good for the Wiggles to
Speaker 3: comment on flatchat Hello, it's your old friend Ricky Gervais.
Speaker 1: Why is it?
Speaker 13: The FBI couldn't find the eighteenth, but.
Speaker 2: An old woman who's been kicked out of her apartment could.
Speaker 9: It's three scar when Carl was going to win the
Speaker 9: next Springs, Good morning, it's a Charpagne speaking Hey. Unfortunately,
Speaker 9: I don't think it's going to be in the net.
Speaker 9: If you won Tethlato, what would the first purchase you
Speaker 9: would make the.
Speaker 8: Jay Christian is Ryan Maloney totally from Neighbors.
Speaker 12: How are you mate?
Speaker 5: A soft SA from mister Whippi.
Speaker 2: That'll probably be the first thing I buy.
Speaker 12: How many bees does.
Speaker 5: It take to lift an Alliphant?
Speaker 10: Hello, Christian, It's Andrew Farris.
Speaker 1: You know me from an excess right? I'd say about
Speaker 1: thirty three millions around there?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 5: What's your favorite movie in why?
Speaker 10: Hello?
Speaker 4: Christian's Jimmy Barnes here.
Speaker 5: How are you.
Speaker 12: Probably it's a strange one.
Speaker 10: It's probably Casablanca, Holy Christian, Christian?
Speaker 5: Hell?
Speaker 7: Hello, good money, Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 3: Podcast turn out for three Top of Tuesday. This is
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Speaker 3: best story we get in the next hour. Today's three
Speaker 3: topics are stowaway pets yesterday, how to take the little
Speaker 3: dog my daughter's all were.
Speaker 2: Toy poodle to the Vets.
Speaker 3: Chucked him in the animal carrier, but in the car,
Speaker 3: drove to the Vets as him carrying him from the
Speaker 3: car to the Vets. I think for a small poodle,
Speaker 3: he's way heavy. He's only normally like four and a
Speaker 3: half keynoes. This feels really heavy. Maybe I haven't carried
Speaker 3: this animal carrier in a while, and he's wabbling around
Speaker 3: in there quite a lot as well. I plunk it
Speaker 3: down outside, as is the way now. You call the Vets,
Speaker 3: say them outside. They come out as I'm looking to
Speaker 3: because I placed the animal carrier down on the ground.
Speaker 2: I look back when I'm.
Speaker 3: On the phone, Vets going yet we're here that you
Speaker 3: just give the dog's name, Reggie's here. Look back and
Speaker 3: they see the cat. It's in the carry as well,
Speaker 3: honestly mucking around.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, oh.
Speaker 3: My god, there's four eyes in there, and the cat
Speaker 3: is like he's got his paws on the little poodles.
Speaker 2: But he's going, what the hell, there's nothing wrong with me,
Speaker 2: it's him. I feel fine. Oh my god, I've never
Speaker 2: been better, never been better. Why no, this is awful.
Speaker 2: Take me back, Take me back.
Speaker 3: The vet comes out and he goes, there's two animals
Speaker 3: in there. Oh yeah, one of them.
Speaker 2: I didn't know. He went.
Speaker 3: He looks at me, like, what on this one? You
Speaker 3: need to take a look at. He goes, what do
Speaker 3: you want me to do? The cat went, he's gonna
Speaker 3: have to come in as well. I thought, I can't
Speaker 3: hang on to him out here half an hour wrestling
Speaker 3: with an angry, scared cat. So we had to take
Speaker 3: the pair of them in. He goes, do you want
Speaker 3: me to have a look at the cat as well?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, the cat's absolute Please here for fun, please.
Speaker 2: So stowaway pets.
Speaker 3: Where did you discover one of your pets where they
Speaker 3: weren't meant to be? The horror yesterday mentioned this yesterday
Speaker 3: on the show. We had one of your stories about
Speaker 3: something that got stolen, and I was talking about how
Speaker 3: we got burgled years ago. Months before we got married.
Speaker 3: We didn't have a lot of money, so much so
Speaker 3: that they didn't take my credit card. They'd been through
Speaker 3: my credit card statements and realised that was maxed out
Speaker 3: and we didn't have much money. They left behind my
Speaker 3: credit card. They took everything else we had were flat,
Speaker 3: stony broke, and they left behind the credit cards? What
Speaker 3: didn't get stolen? Why did they leave behind? And then
Speaker 3: looking for some good stories on this, I think if
Speaker 3: you remember your time at school, the one teacher who
Speaker 3: always stands out is the sports teacher. They're almost like
Speaker 3: a kind of mythical demigod, aren't they. They stand on
Speaker 3: a mount Rushmore. There's just the big profile of a
Speaker 3: sports teacher in terms of greatest teachers. You remember, the
Speaker 3: other teachers may have done more for you or impacted
Speaker 3: your life in better, more positive ways.
Speaker 2: But the sports teacher, they're in their own They're in
Speaker 2: their own arena, aren't they.
Speaker 8: That?
Speaker 3: Sometimes not all of them, but some of them are
Speaker 3: barely functioned psychopaths, psychos in shorts. Some of the stories
Speaker 3: I've already seen about my sports teacher, Christian, my sports teacher.
Speaker 3: I told my sports teacher I did arch as a hobby.
Speaker 3: He got very excited, told me to bring my bow
Speaker 3: in the next day. He then set up an improvised
Speaker 3: target round the back round the back of the bike
Speaker 3: sheds and let kids have a go on my arrow.
Speaker 3: We split three chairs in half. A teacher came flying
Speaker 3: out to ask what on earth it was doing. The
Speaker 3: sports teacher pointed at me and blamed it on me
Speaker 3: and I got it.
Speaker 2: Attention.
Speaker 3: Don't ever bring that bow in again, Christian, Me and
Speaker 3: seven of the kids were in attention when our rugby
Speaker 3: teacher came flying in shouted at the supervitin teacher, what.
Speaker 2: Are you doing this?
Speaker 3: Players have got a cup game tomorrow. Boys, grab your bags,
Speaker 3: cat change right now and get.
Speaker 2: Out on the pitch.
Speaker 3: My school was very sports focused, christ can we beat
Speaker 3: the rival primary school in our football final? Our sports
Speaker 3: teacher crammed us in his car after the game, seven
Speaker 3: of us in illegally in a small car. He then
Speaker 3: drove to school, drove straight onto the sports pitch, around
Speaker 3: the sports field with me standing on the front scene
Speaker 3: up through the sun roof holding the trophy out. It
Speaker 3: was pouring in rain. So today, my sports teacher, what
Speaker 3: story have you got about your legendary sports teacher?
Speaker 1: Christian?
Speaker 7: Hello, good moning, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: This Morning's threetop at Tuesday. What didn't get stolen? They
Speaker 3: nicked everything else? But what did they leave behind? I
Speaker 3: got burgled. They left by my credit card. I was
Speaker 3: maxed out in the credit card. They think it does.
Speaker 3: There's nothing good to come out of this. Stowaway pets,
Speaker 3: Where did you discover an animal? And my sports teacher
Speaker 3: just get a couple of quick calls Rebecca, good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 16: I'm calling up about the duty of a sports teacher. Yes,
Speaker 16: go on in primary school. I was we were doing
Speaker 16: some drills. I just fell over and didn't feel so
Speaker 16: good after I'd fallen over. So the teacher you just
Speaker 16: yelled at me and said just walk it off and
Speaker 16: if you feel really unwell, just going to stick Bay.
Speaker 16: Just yelled at me from about thirty meters away. Wandered
Speaker 16: off by myself, went to sick Bay. I had some
Speaker 16: marks on my arm. Didn't think anything of it. There
Speaker 16: she sent a students to come and find me, even
Speaker 16: to come back to class. And then what I've done
Speaker 16: is I snapped my arm in both the brains in
Speaker 16: my arm in half and you could see them in
Speaker 16: the scheme. And yeah, she she hadn't heard anything of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the classic run it off, walk it off? Was
Speaker 3: I just hand it out. They weren't interested in any
Speaker 3: of our physical pain or discomfort, were they.
Speaker 16: I had to have multiple surgeries on the arms. It
Speaker 16: stopped growing at that point it snaps, and it snapped
Speaker 16: so bad through.
Speaker 2: Wow, well you had a really bad break.
Speaker 16: Yes, I did. And yeah, she was pretty mortified when
Speaker 16: she found out.
Speaker 2: Rebecca, thank you very much. You cool. Take care of me,
Speaker 2: you do. Thanks by Larry. Good morning, Good morning. How
Speaker 2: are you guys, I'm good, Larry off you go. What's
Speaker 2: your story? Buddy?
Speaker 10: Okay, back in the Abies, he still work at a
Speaker 10: service station on the corner of Kilmer Wellington Street in Collingwood.
Speaker 10: And one morning over this guy come in and you
Speaker 10: wanted me to kick his order at the bonnet. So
Speaker 10: I've popped up the bonnet and I've popped up a bottle.
Speaker 10: This kept flying at me. Plug up on the bonnet,
Speaker 10: flung back on the engine, flung across the road, raced
Speaker 10: across the road to onto the other side, raced over
Speaker 10: the fence and just disappeared.
Speaker 5: I looked at the I've looked at the guy.
Speaker 10: Behind the steering rule. He's looking at me like what
Speaker 10: the stwarf the hell? He goes to me in folks
Speaker 10: disappointment voice. Well, they goes to family bit. I've just
Speaker 10: come down from Aubury.
Speaker 2: And the cat under the bonnet.
Speaker 10: Yeah, out of the bonnet. I'll be injured.
Speaker 3: Yeah that is Incredible'll tell you what, sir, you missed
Speaker 3: a career as a racing horse racing commentator. The way
Speaker 3: you commentated on that cat get out there. That was
Speaker 3: first class. It was amazing to hear.
Speaker 2: Did you get the cat back?
Speaker 11: No? No, the just disappeared.
Speaker 10: He hanged around for about half an hour and looked
Speaker 10: up in the streets and everywhere could find it. It
Speaker 10: just found itself with you home in Comictwood.
Speaker 2: Larry would a laugh. You got there, est Cob.
Speaker 3: What is one hundred a day an hour?
Speaker 2: Larry, thank you very much for calling him. Brilliant story.
Speaker 2: Love chat bye there.
Speaker 1: By the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Your story is about your amazing sports teachers. Christian.
Speaker 3: I beat my sports teacher at badminton during an exhibition
Speaker 3: game during a parent's evening.
Speaker 2: I was twelve. He stormed off the court and gave
Speaker 2: me a two weeks detention for being a smart ask
Speaker 2: what a bitter gif? But that is one hundred sports
Speaker 2: teacher behavior.
Speaker 3: They can't be judged by our human standards. Mark Rodrigrez
Speaker 3: is saying, my sports teacher was this old guy and
Speaker 3: he looked like Pauli from the Sopranos. Whenever we did
Speaker 3: any kind of sport outside, he would just stand from
Speaker 3: a distance, smoking non stop, wearing aviator shade.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to the line. Steven, good morning.
Speaker 14: Hey, how are you.
Speaker 2: I'm going to Steves. You've got a story about your
Speaker 2: sports teacher.
Speaker 14: Yeah, he split his lip using a pair of Numchucks
Speaker 14: in front of the class.
Speaker 2: What was he doing with a pair of Numchucks?
Speaker 14: Well, they were mine. I I got to chatting with
Speaker 14: him one day and I happened to mention that I
Speaker 14: did ninja it. So he didn't believe me. So I
Speaker 14: brought a pair of Numchucks to school. He forced me
Speaker 14: to do a demonstration. I did, okay, He took them
Speaker 14: off me, hid himself in the face, and split his lip.
Speaker 14: And then I got the tension, and my Numchucks were confiscated,
Speaker 14: which they definitely should have been, and I never got
Speaker 14: them back.
Speaker 2: Oh man, that is great. Because nunchucks are They're really hard.
Speaker 2: It's a skill. You've got to train with them. They're
Speaker 2: dangerous if in the wrong hands.
Speaker 14: Particularly I was fourteen at the time. They definitely shouldn't
Speaker 14: have been in my hands.
Speaker 2: Did you also have the ninja throwing stars as well
Speaker 2: as bar of your arsenal? You had?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 2: No, not that cool, Steven. That's a great story. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much to kill us up mate, Really funny
Speaker 2: we got here. Joe, Good morning, Joe, Good day guys.
Speaker 13: My brother about twenty years ago was driving to his
Speaker 13: local ta B whereby about a seven or eight kilometer trip,
Speaker 13: and was driving down there was getting bipped and abused
Speaker 13: and people flashing their headlights and he couldn't figure out
Speaker 13: why he thought he was doing something wrong. When he
Speaker 13: pulled up at his local tab, he heard his cat
Speaker 13: and mewling for a deer life's his pet cat climbed
Speaker 13: on the roof and was hanging on for dear life
Speaker 13: for about eight kilometers and oh my god, I was
Speaker 13: hanging on to the roof facts outside the local ta
Speaker 13: B and web that.
Speaker 2: Is seven eight k that cat had been up there, yeah.
Speaker 13: Hanging on to the roof facts. He had no idea
Speaker 13: until he got to the TD.
Speaker 4: Wow, Cat's all right, I'm hoping.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, cat lived a very full and healthy lots you' steen.
Speaker 13: But it was one of the funniest things we'd ever heard.
Speaker 13: We just thought it was amazing that the cat actually
Speaker 13: survived and hang on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is a good lucky cat. Joe, thank you
Speaker 2: very much your story No Worries.
Speaker 1: Christian Podcast, thank.
Speaker 3: You very much for the stories this morning on three
Speaker 3: Toby Tuesday. Got a couple more coming in about my
Speaker 3: sports teacher. I want a kid in Jim.
Speaker 2: Do you remember, Jim, do you remember that the poor
Speaker 2: was it? The volt box? The volt box? I think
Speaker 2: it's trying launch over hate.
Speaker 4: Too much of the vault or the pommel horse in gym.
Speaker 2: Oh we had to and the rope climb we did that.
Speaker 4: I remember the rope Yeah, that was the ultimate taste.
Speaker 2: Was brutal.
Speaker 3: Was it hard going up there in your weak arms
Speaker 3: and some psycho yelling you to get up there? There
Speaker 3: was always some big kid it was way into puberty.
Speaker 3: Had like a giant Adam's Apple and a full beer
Speaker 3: that would just shim me up there really quickly.
Speaker 2: Because you want a kid in Jim dessiccate his knee.
Speaker 3: The teacher sent a random kid me to hospital and
Speaker 3: a taxi with him.
Speaker 2: Rather than come along himself.
Speaker 3: In fact, nobody from the school turned up to even
Speaker 3: see how we were or to see this poor can
Speaker 3: get his knee. Rey set Christian, my wife's peed teacher
Speaker 3: was the brother of.
Speaker 2: Colin Hay minute work and he arranged a live gig
Speaker 2: in the school gym.
Speaker 3: That's amazing, that's awesome. We've got to do a phone
Speaker 3: and I think tomorrow on school detentions. What got you
Speaker 3: in the school detention? I love the story about from
Speaker 3: one of you is coming this morning about how you
Speaker 3: beat your teacher at badminton and he's still mif the
Speaker 3: court and gave you a two week detention. Being a
Speaker 3: smart ask, I bet you two were never in detention.
Speaker 4: I was always try to be a good kid. At
Speaker 4: one stage, I remember telling my mom like, my greatest
Speaker 4: fear of growing up is that I'll turn into a
Speaker 4: bad kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, And look at you now, you kind of
Speaker 3: are the radio delinquent. All right, let's take one last call.
Speaker 2: Frank. Good morning, I'm good Frank, Welcome to a show.
Speaker 2: What's your story?
Speaker 15: We had a sports teacher who doubled a science teacher
Speaker 15: and put a hole in the roof.
Speaker 3: Yeah, stany lane literally swimming lane. Pee teachers. Don't be
Speaker 3: dabbling in the dark, hoss of science.
Speaker 4: What was the experiment he was trying to run, Frank.
Speaker 15: He was trying to put sodium into water, and when
Speaker 15: he researched it, he was told to put the size
Speaker 15: of a peean and he thought, I'll put a little
Speaker 15: bit more in and it just shattered the glass and
Speaker 15: went through the ceiling.
Speaker 2: Did he yell it roof to walk it off? Frank?
Speaker 2: Thank you very much your story.
Speaker 15: Thanks Christian.
Speaker 1: Good Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: Podcast yesterday morning.
Speaker 3: Then, when we were announcing your winner of Who's Calling
Speaker 3: Christian after an extraordinary two weeks that you got to
Speaker 3: you got to take a big bow. You had such
Speaker 3: a great job of getting over fifty odd celebrities, especially
Speaker 3: when we are aware every single day how lucky we
Speaker 3: are we get to come to the studio have fun together.
Speaker 3: We know that a lot of you are really having
Speaker 3: it tough at the moment, and this radio show and
Speaker 3: something like Who's Calling Christian really isn't the biggest thing
Speaker 3: going on in your life. So I do appreciate the
Speaker 3: efforts you went to even amongst all the struggles you
Speaker 3: must be having, that you still manage to just support
Speaker 3: the show and try and make it happen. And so
Speaker 3: many of you didn't get celebrities to call the show
Speaker 3: and sent lots of messages. I saw all of those,
Speaker 3: and we're really really grateful the fact we even got
Speaker 3: fifty oddly it was fifty three on the end. All
Speaker 3: these different celebrities from stars of the eighties, you know,
Speaker 3: from around the Twist. They're the big stars that made
Speaker 3: it into the top five. There were so many stars
Speaker 3: as well that you know, people probably didn't even know,
Speaker 3: like Sigreed Thornton, who was, you know, such a joy
Speaker 3: to talk to. We had an amazing two weies and
Speaker 3: I hope you enjoyed listening to it as well. So
Speaker 3: the winner yesterday, and it's every year we do this.
Speaker 3: The winner is always going to be your winner. You vote,
Speaker 3: you should have the winner. That's never going to change.
Speaker 3: And last year it was a Liver Newton John even
Speaker 3: though we thought when Chris Hemsworth called in, wow, you
Speaker 3: know he's thought, but even he realized it was a
Speaker 3: living Newton John and her money went to her own foundation,
Speaker 3: which is an incredible thing that she's part of. Yesterday's winner,
Speaker 3: by long shot was the world biggest comedian, Ricky Gervase,
Speaker 3: and we loved having him on yesterday. He was great
Speaker 3: when one of you gotten to call in last week
Speaker 3: as well. The only slight thing about it all, which
Speaker 3: was a bit of a bug in my cra after
Speaker 3: show yesterday, was and it's not Ricky's fault, it's no
Speaker 3: one's fault. It's the way the competition is and maybe
Speaker 3: we might change it next year. I don't know, but
Speaker 3: the money, the money didn't go to a charity here
Speaker 3: in Australia or Melbourne. It went to an animal charity,
Speaker 3: a really small deserving one in the UK. And that's
Speaker 3: the rules and regulations. Everyone knows that when they enter it,
Speaker 3: and when you were voting you could have seen where
Speaker 3: all the charities are located in the world. But I
Speaker 3: think also a lot of people that were voting for
Speaker 3: Ricky were actually voting for Ricky Gervas and yesterday I
Speaker 3: just felt after the show that it was just a
Speaker 3: shame that a charity here in Melbourn couldn't also get
Speaker 3: some money as well, because we really are having it
Speaker 3: tough for this city is and I know the numbers
Speaker 3: are coming down and I hope that they're more good
Speaker 3: news that way today, but with no other city in
Speaker 3: this world is more affected by it, with this extended lockdown,
Speaker 3: So I.
Speaker 2: Just felt there was a bit of a shame that
Speaker 2: the money couldn't have gone to a charity here in malvin.
Speaker 3: So yesterday I thought about this and I made a
Speaker 3: few phone calls, managed to get something together. And we've
Speaker 3: got someone who is primed in a hotel room, as
Speaker 3: I think he is most evenings. Shamee one who's primed
Speaker 3: ready to go to speak to us, isn't too sure
Speaker 3: what this is about. He came second, a very strong second,
Speaker 3: but he's on the line right now.
Speaker 2: Shamee one. Christian, how are you, ma, I'm good.
Speaker 3: So we were given a very small window to speak
Speaker 3: to you in between golf and dinner.
Speaker 5: Yes, thank you. Good to hear your voice again, mate.
Speaker 5: I had thirty six holes today and I've got a
Speaker 5: dinner tonight, so yeah, that's a small window, but thank
Speaker 5: you for calling.
Speaker 2: That's okay. When King Warn gives you a window, you
Speaker 2: take it.
Speaker 5: You should always take the window.
Speaker 2: And he must have been pleased with the cricket result
Speaker 2: last week.
Speaker 5: Yes, well I did tell you Christian, I'd tried to
Speaker 5: be you tried, you tried, didn't fled you in any way,
Speaker 5: shape or form, but I did tell you that was
Speaker 5: going to have and it did.
Speaker 3: I think the thing is, Shane is you got to realize,
Speaker 3: right the England team have been in that bubble for
Speaker 3: eleven weeks. They were bored and that's why they weren't
Speaker 3: playing so well. Trust me, when it comes to the
Speaker 3: Ashes next year, you'll see a very different England and
Speaker 3: we will we will win the Ashes.
Speaker 5: Well, you obviously know a lot more about cricket than
Speaker 5: I do, so thank you.
Speaker 2: Thank you a guy, Please nickelback for a living. There's
Speaker 2: a lot more about cricket than you, the greatest bowlder.
Speaker 5: Look, I think I was fantastic to be here with
Speaker 5: Sky for the England boys to you know, all the
Speaker 5: sacrifice had to make and in the West Indies, for Ireland,
Speaker 5: for Pakistan and Australia come over and do it. And
Speaker 5: I thought the cricket that we saw was absolutely outstanding,
Speaker 5: So well done to everyone.
Speaker 2: Take about and he must be over the moon. Saints.
Speaker 2: You're into the finals.
Speaker 5: Yes, I have been doing well. I was going to
Speaker 5: say it resemble a rain dance, but it wasn't a
Speaker 5: rain dance. That was Premiership points dance. And I did
Speaker 5: look a bit like I was there to Safety Dens
Speaker 5: with men with hat and it was outstanding and it
Speaker 5: worked and the Saint Kilda are now in the finals,
Speaker 5: up for nine years. Go on, you Saint Kilda boys.
Speaker 5: Well done. I'm very very proud of you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think you you get like this weekend off then
Speaker 3: straight into a big game against the Doggies, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think we play the Marcus Bonton Pally's dog.
Speaker 5: Don't worry, the Saints boys will be putting them on
Speaker 5: a leash.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: Is the reason why we want you to get you
Speaker 3: back on. We love the chat last week. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much. According it was a great chat and thank you.
Speaker 3: You came a very close second and there's no shame
Speaker 3: in losing to Ricky Gervase. Ricky Gervase obviously got fans
Speaker 3: all over the world, is one of the worlds biggest comedians.
Speaker 2: He came first in approach, but you, Warnie, were a
Speaker 2: close second.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm well, thank you very much. It's always nice
Speaker 5: to come second, but it's always better to come first really,
Speaker 5: but I was very very happy with everyone and thank
Speaker 5: you very much for all your votes. Disappointed to come second,
Speaker 5: but you know, Ricky Gervais, what can you say, well done,
Speaker 5: well done. Well.
Speaker 3: The thing is, though I was so we were so
Speaker 3: moved by your charity, which is Ricky one and all
Speaker 3: of his money has gone to a dog's charity, okay,
Speaker 3: and that's in England, and we felt like we want
Speaker 3: to also support a charity here and your charity for
Speaker 3: children fighting cancer and cancer is something which you know,
Speaker 3: loads of our listeners sadly, it's it's in all of
Speaker 3: our lives. You know, you don't have to look too
Speaker 3: far in family trees. We all got some family member
Speaker 3: that sadly suffered from cancer. But kids going through that,
Speaker 3: it's just unbearable, it's unthinkable. So when you told us
Speaker 3: about your charity challenge and that what they do with
Speaker 3: children who are going through cancer, we also want to
Speaker 3: call you up today, Shane saying, look, you came a
Speaker 3: close second, but we'd like to give a ten thousand
Speaker 3: dollars donation to that charity.
Speaker 5: Wow, are you serious?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was not prank call, pretty kind of low
Speaker 3: rent prank call. So we're going to give ten thousand
Speaker 3: dollars to a children's cancer Yes, you've been.
Speaker 2: Kids.
Speaker 5: Ah, that's fantastic. Thank you so much. The guys Dave
Speaker 5: Rogers and always teen down there at Challenge Kids with Cans.
Speaker 5: They do such a great job and you know that's fantastic.
Speaker 5: That money will go a long way. So thank you
Speaker 5: so much to you and all your team at the station.
Speaker 5: We really really appreciate it. That's outstanding. Thank you, Christian Hey.
Speaker 2: That's right. Pleasure.
Speaker 3: Honestly, we enjoyed the chat and I love hearing about
Speaker 3: the charity and good on you for sporting that as well.
Speaker 3: And goodness knows how hard they must be having it
Speaker 3: at the moment as one in lockdown here, and I
Speaker 3: guess they've had to suspend a lot of stuff they
Speaker 3: do and all the activities for kids as well. So
Speaker 3: and it's tough for these charities to get funding right now,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 2: Everyone's having it tough.
Speaker 5: Oh yea, everyone's doing it tough. But just think of
Speaker 5: all those wonderful people at all the different charities that
Speaker 5: do so much work and help children that they can't
Speaker 5: put events on there, they can't raise any money. So
Speaker 5: everyone out there is doing it really tough. But yeah,
Speaker 5: so this this will go a long way said. Thank
Speaker 5: you can always say just do a quick shout out
Speaker 5: to my daughter's doing you twelve Christian do all the
Speaker 5: year twelve students in Australia hanging and hanged up. I
Speaker 5: know it's been tough for all the children out there
Speaker 5: with their schooling and homeschooling, but spare a thought for
Speaker 5: the people in year twelve. It's their last ever year
Speaker 5: of school, is meant to be the best year they
Speaker 5: having until they go into the big wide world. So
Speaker 5: just a big shout out to all the year twelve
Speaker 5: students of my daughter summer too hanging there. You're doing great.
Speaker 3: It's tough is that they've had to cancel all their
Speaker 3: parties and it's such a monumental age in your life.
Speaker 3: You think about it for years getting to be year
Speaker 3: twelve and it's like it's a right of passage, isn't it,
Speaker 3: And it's they can't have that year it should be.
Speaker 5: No they turned eighteen, it's the year twelve. They last
Speaker 5: every year of school, that journey's finished. Their parties and
Speaker 5: the socializing and everything like that, it's meant to be
Speaker 5: a wonderful time of their life. To all Year twelve
Speaker 5: students out there, hang tough.
Speaker 3: And also for you, you've turned your life into a
Speaker 3: giant one long year twelve, isn't it? You're still reliving
Speaker 3: that year twelve every year? That's a shame one my
Speaker 3: story you enjoyed year time.
Speaker 2: I do it every year. I didn't do it every year.
Speaker 5: I aimed to please Christian.
Speaker 3: I've read the reviews on tinder Ah.
Speaker 2: I think that's the guy you're seeing tonight for Tina,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, well I'm Christian. Nice way to drag
Speaker 5: it down. I thought he's going to be a freak col.
Speaker 10: Christian.
Speaker 7: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: I know Shane warn was in London. Boris Johnson, honesty
Speaker 3: is making an absolute mess. You heard a lot of
Speaker 3: the people calling it on Who's Corner, Christian, from David
Speaker 3: Tennant to Ricky Jervas moaning about it. Four thousand cases
Speaker 3: over that, four thousand cases over the weekend, and to
Speaker 3: Boris is now today is best way to put it
Speaker 3: into lockdown the ukn London is to shut the pubs.
Speaker 2: From ten o'clock at night. We're going to have the cloes.
Speaker 3: Do you think covid is Dracula or something doesn't come
Speaker 3: out and not watch how it comes out at night.
Speaker 4: I think Sydney has a tenpim finisher before even all
Speaker 4: this started, does it Holy outlaws? Yeah, they've got crazy
Speaker 4: strict loockout laws. You can hardly stay out.
Speaker 2: Is that right? Wow? That would not we not handle that.
Speaker 3: Ten o'clock is a is a lockdown state in the UK.
Speaker 3: All right, today's that word titan waster? Did you know this, Patsy?
Speaker 3: Today is national hashtag girls night?
Speaker 2: Is it? Yeah? Yepad? Look online? How to observe hashtag
Speaker 2: girls night?
Speaker 3: Step one, rally, get your hashtag girls squad together. Step two,
Speaker 3: grab your wine glass, Oh girls girl squad and pick
Speaker 3: your poison.
Speaker 2: Step three dress up and go out. Well that doesn't work,
Speaker 2: that's not applicable.
Speaker 3: Dress up and stay in. Grab your wine glasses and
Speaker 3: stay in. Either way, the goal is to have fun,
Speaker 3: use the hashtag girls night to share the carnage on
Speaker 3: social media.
Speaker 4: Who makes girls night?
Speaker 2: Not just that?
Speaker 3: I think this more says about why you producer Rio
Speaker 3: found this late yesterday evening. What are you been googling?
Speaker 3: Where this gets returned to girls Nights?
Speaker 2: What? All right? Goshtag girls night? What are you seven?
Speaker 3: It put a girl in a movie? Is today's at
Speaker 3: work time? Wyster for Girls Night? Silence of the Palms
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Speaker 2: Not in Jill you Jill?
Speaker 4: Yes, silver plus my mum.
Speaker 3: The jills have eyes too many chills two Jill one there,
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a silver.
Speaker 2: Thank you, a very proud silver for me. Carolyn.
Speaker 4: I know you've admitted one there.
Speaker 3: That you it's too rude, okay, so it's going to
Speaker 3: be thrown away.
Speaker 1: What have you got?
Speaker 4: We bought a sup lovely The cat in the Hat,
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Speaker 2: Oh no, I'll get your gold. Smart, subtle whisper, bawling
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Speaker 4: Gwen who stares at goats?
Speaker 2: Gwen who stares a goats? Great, that's silver plus.
Speaker 4: And Edward Susie hands.
Speaker 2: That's a gold. Very good, all right?
Speaker 3: Sending it to yours then four Girls Night, and we're
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Speaker 3: surprised someone that's a really smart one. Please put your
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Speaker 3: a really smart one. Someone to use that as a
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Speaker 4: That's fine Gold, that's.
Speaker 2: Fine, Aggressive, It's glad. I'm so glad that you approved.
Speaker 2: I didn't want anyone thinking don't approve. That's fine. I haven't
Speaker 2: got problem with it. That's fine. Don't put that on
Speaker 2: your TV notes. That's fine. Yeah, twenty twenty, I guess
Speaker 2: you're so woke.
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Speaker 3: Monty Python, the Holy Gale, Gold White, Gwen Can't Jump Silver.
Speaker 3: All right, We're going to end there. Very very good ones,
Speaker 3: great time wasters, Tudder. Today's show is walk it Off.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much for all your stories today on
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